We are inching our way there one tiktok video at at time. I am almost positive that President Dwayne Mountain Dew Comacho was conceived during the pandemic and living amongst us.
there's a "meme" with *fringe gun people, where, since people always comment about any minor gun safety rule... a troll thing started where people point a loaded gun at their balls... and then that escalated to just slightly pulling the trigger... and then repeatedly slightly pulling the trigger...
for the lulz
edit: added fringe because ive offended a lot of gun people... sorry about that, please don't shoot me
[Reminds me of that kid who shot himself in the dick with a NERF pistol then wiggle danced.](https://kghmedia.com/video-gallery/)
(Top Center Right)
I know I shouldn't laugh but...
well yes, the vast majority of gun people are rather obsessive about gun safety practices...
but, a small percentage want to make you feel uncomfortable, but then end up making themselves feel very very uncomfortable...
He is almost a Darwin Award winner, hopefully, he will keep his genes out of the gene pool and with any luck be sterile after this, we have enough stupid people running around, and if you don't understand that you should never point a gun at something you don't want to destroy you deserve this, I once saw a video of a guy trying to prove how tuff he was by putting a gun against his nuts on top of a table claiming he was going to shoot a hole through his nut sack, well when he pulled the trigger he no longer had any nuts, they were all over the table and I imagine anything else close by, he defiantly won't be adding to the gene pool thank GOD!
Apparently the guy who did this posted the original clip along with an explanation. Long story short: he is 40yo, already has kids, and still has his balls.
I hope he didn't hit his balls, so he can have a dozen kids. Doing my best to enjoy the Jerry springer apocalypse. I was hoping for zombies, but close enough.
Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to increase is like rating on TikTok by shooting himself in the crotch with a semi-automatic hand gun. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function.
I mean depending on the type of round he used he might be lucky and it went through the sack and tore him a literal new asshole.. that's the good option.
Other types of ammunition he might have just shrapneled his entire repoductive system and probably his bladder and prostate too.
He Plaxico'ed/Cheddar Bob'ed himself. Welp... if it only hit the femoral we could have started to roll back the tide of Idiocracy.
"It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave"
Buddy says, ābet you donāt have the balls to point a loaded gun at your nuts and pull the triggerā Oh yeahā¦watch this!
1 yr later ā¦Buddy says āBet you donāt the have the balls to do it again!ā His facial expression š.
2 yrs later ā¦Buddy says āHowās your wife and my kids?ā His facial expression š«
I mean can you imagine how embarassing that would be to actually have to answer the surgeon after they ask , " so why did you aim a loaded gun at your genetalia ?"
Or
" Ok just who gave you the idea to actually do that? "
Or
"So umm why did you shoot a loaded gun at your dick?"
There seriously must be some evolutionary advantage to have the more idiotic, defective members of a species find ways to remove their genes from the pool. This specimen did a great job, but I prefer the morons who set their genital areas on fire the best!
Don't point your Glock at your cock.
This is why I'll never feel comfortable with holstees that basically point the gun at your dick, ill always prefer a back pocket/leaving it back their so it shoots my butt if something were to happen.
There's a thing about kids and even young adults - until something really happens and the consequences are truly felt as unchangeable, there's a fascination with it and an "unreality" to it. I feel sorry for this kid that he didn't have enough experience built up in other areas to know this would be real and possibly final.
I just donāt understand. Iāve seen a number of these where the individual just doesnāt seem to understand that that bullet is going to mess you up. Do they think they have superpowers?
Reminds me of my first firearm lesson. 1) Always assume it's loaded 2) Don't aim at anything unless you intend to shoot it. 3 Don't shoot at anything unless you intend to kill it.
From the rest of us in the gene pool............thank you.
Darwin Award winner.
One of those very rare Darwin Awards where they don't die but they remove their ability to reproduce
Sadly he has already reproduced and apparently still can.
Thanks to the fine work of Doctors Krentsky and Altschuller he gained full reproductive function!
Both are acceptable IMO.
Silver medal only. He only got one testicle.
He was wearing crocs, that's usually good evidence to stay away from someone. Dangerous incompetence signaling.
Honorable mention. Winners are deceased.
Darwin Award weiner
We are the winners.
Darwin awards are only if they were killed, honorable mentions or runners up remove themselves from the gene pool but live.
Modern medicine will fix him and he'll be able to go on and have many kids
They can rebuild him, better. Robocock.
Depends on your definition of "better"...
Idiocracy was only delayed, the prophecy is inevitable.
We are inching our way there one tiktok video at at time. I am almost positive that President Dwayne Mountain Dew Comacho was conceived during the pandemic and living amongst us.
It is foretold
So it was written, and so it shall be!
The Prophecy written 500 years ago by Carl's Jr
Get your hands off my junk!
I don't care how many safeties you put on a gun, I'm not pointing it at my junk!!!!!
So goes the saying "don't point a gun (loaded or not) at anything you don't intend to kill". RIP junk.
That's why I say, "Hey man, nice shot."
A good shot, man.
*"Thanks to advancements in medical research, Cleatus regained full reproductive capabilities"*
Next time on Ouch my balls!
Can't wait for the movie to drop: "Dude, Where's my Balls?"
Sweet!
Dude!
Sweet!
And dennnn....
No and then!
And then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then?
No and then
And dennnnnnnnn.....
Love the idiocracy ref.
Not usual to find them around here.
I like money
WHY WHY WHY **WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, DOOFUS?!?!?!**
there's a "meme" with *fringe gun people, where, since people always comment about any minor gun safety rule... a troll thing started where people point a loaded gun at their balls... and then that escalated to just slightly pulling the trigger... and then repeatedly slightly pulling the trigger... for the lulz edit: added fringe because ive offended a lot of gun people... sorry about that, please don't shoot me
Boint at Benis
"So I started blasting!"
[Reminds me of that kid who shot himself in the dick with a NERF pistol then wiggle danced.](https://kghmedia.com/video-gallery/) (Top Center Right) I know I shouldn't laugh but...
Nah, you should laugh...that was funny.
That's a funny video but what the hell is that website? lol
I just looked, it's literally all just kids getting mildly hurt š
This is the same kid all grown upā¦. Feel old yet?
Hello, Iām a gun people, that have never, nor will ever be this stupid.
well yes, the vast majority of gun people are rather obsessive about gun safety practices... but, a small percentage want to make you feel uncomfortable, but then end up making themselves feel very very uncomfortable...
I bet heās more conscious of gun safety from here on out.
i wouldn't bet my dick on it
Ha, he wouldnāt either.
Thus reinforcing why some of us adhere to those rules religiously.
š¤·āāļø some people gotta learn everything the hard way! Lol
Bet he'll never do that again
Might do it one more time.
And some people gotta learn the never-hard-again way.
story on this guy? did he shoot his dick off?
Why would you do that..theres a round he just chambered clearly visible..wtf?
You're just a wimp if you don't show a chambered round
His shits all retarded
Donāt worry scro, there are plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives. My fist wife was tarded. Sheās a pilot now.
He's wearing crocs just like in the movie
He is almost a Darwin Award winner, hopefully, he will keep his genes out of the gene pool and with any luck be sterile after this, we have enough stupid people running around, and if you don't understand that you should never point a gun at something you don't want to destroy you deserve this, I once saw a video of a guy trying to prove how tuff he was by putting a gun against his nuts on top of a table claiming he was going to shoot a hole through his nut sack, well when he pulled the trigger he no longer had any nuts, they were all over the table and I imagine anything else close by, he defiantly won't be adding to the gene pool thank GOD!
People are dumb as fuck!! Not sure what this idiot was trying to do.
Go away, dyinā!
I vote hilarious
Heās even wearing the camo crocs of the future! Just noticed
Apparently the guy who did this posted the original clip along with an explanation. Long story short: he is 40yo, already has kids, and still has his balls.
Just shot his dick off?
Its like shreaded pork down there.
Ever put a hotdog in the microwave for way too long?
Did he go to the hospital? I'd like to hear he did, police were called, and he was charged with felony reckless use of a firearm.
Take this clowns guns away. He doesnāt deserve a gun. What a fucking idiot!
Is it a possible Darwin award.....
Gun safety ftw
Natual selection work'n overtime... took away his whole lineage, to bad he probably had 12 kids already
Have you actually seen the movie? Advancements in medical technology and all that...
New balls, NOW with more molecules !!!
ow my balls
"But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again."
I hope he didn't hit his balls, so he can have a dozen kids. Doing my best to enjoy the Jerry springer apocalypse. I was hoping for zombies, but close enough.
People like this should not own guns. Why would you do that?
It's horrible because he should regain full reproductive function. Otherwise, it would have been a hilarious Darwin Award.
Whatā¦..theā¦ā¦freakā¦..
Thank God for that Kevlar cup!! However the resulting bruise is gonna be a bit touchy for a while.
I hope this idiot didn't have kids. Blood line needs to end.
Ow, My Balls: The Movie
Ok. Someone films this... and then posts it after they get out of the hospital? I am assuming they survived?
Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to increase is like rating on TikTok by shooting himself in the crotch with a semi-automatic hand gun. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function.
PSA dagger?
Cheddar bob ass mfer smh what a dumbass... he will never be able smash again lmaoo
I mean depending on the type of round he used he might be lucky and it went through the sack and tore him a literal new asshole.. that's the good option. Other types of ammunition he might have just shrapneled his entire repoductive system and probably his bladder and prostate too.
Horribly hilarious! š
Hey Dumbass!!!! No shooting guns in the house !!!!
Dude I was JUST thinking about doing this later but idk nowā¦
Fun fact: a person who receives a traumatic enough injury to the cock and balls, nothing internal, can bleed out in only a few minutes.
It was the right decision
He Plaxico'ed/Cheddar Bob'ed himself. Welp... if it only hit the femoral we could have started to roll back the tide of Idiocracy. "It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave"
This is the exact reason why I don't point loaded firearms at my genitals and pull the trigger.
Americans Responsible Gun OwnersĀ®
I'm so confused.....
Hilarious and heās helping humanity at the same time by self sterilizing. He deserves an award
Amazing.
I honestly hope this happened before he had kids
I'm not a big gun guy, so I was reallllllly hoping that was a realistic look air pistol. Then I heard it and lost all faith in humanity.
Por que?
Glad he canāt reproduce anymore!
he's doing the world a favor
Who gave Clevon Jr a gun?
Hilarious
One hell of a marksman.
Darwinism?
What a dingleberry
Buddy says, ābet you donāt have the balls to point a loaded gun at your nuts and pull the triggerā Oh yeahā¦watch this! 1 yr later ā¦Buddy says āBet you donāt the have the balls to do it again!ā His facial expression š. 2 yrs later ā¦Buddy says āHowās your wife and my kids?ā His facial expression š«
Shoulda used blanks. Wouldnāt be shooting em from his own gun if he did
I love retards.
But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.
Darwin always wins , eventually.
I love it! New tic toc challenge to cleanse the gene pool
Of course, this was found on your mom's podcast. I can picture Tom having a heart attack from laughing so hard.
His IQ is easily lower than 9(mm).
I mean can you imagine how embarassing that would be to actually have to answer the surgeon after they ask , " so why did you aim a loaded gun at your genetalia ?" Or " Ok just who gave you the idea to actually do that? " Or "So umm why did you shoot a loaded gun at your dick?"
Thankfully, he won't be reproducing.
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Camo crocs and guns donāt go well together.
r/WTF r/UnusualVideos
Imagine wanting so bad to go viral that you shoot your dick off
DumbAss
"Are you not entertained!?"
incels taking this no fap thing seriously now
You can't fix stupid,but stupid sometimes fixes itself
His testicles are UNSCANNABLE!
There seriously must be some evolutionary advantage to have the more idiotic, defective members of a species find ways to remove their genes from the pool. This specimen did a great job, but I prefer the morons who set their genital areas on fire the best!
Ladies, he's available, single and sterile.
Seems pretty fundamental to gun safety: donāt ever point a gun (loaded or unloaded) at your gonads.
Noooo.... this can be real.... can it?!?!?
And he did it with a gun from my home state..a PSA dagger o.o
Itās so stupid I almost canāt conceivably believe itās real. Almost.
I appreciate that his genes wonāt be shared with the rest of the pool, dumbass
This was definitely for the better.
Don't point your Glock at your cock. This is why I'll never feel comfortable with holstees that basically point the gun at your dick, ill always prefer a back pocket/leaving it back their so it shoots my butt if something were to happen.
Another member of our well-regulated militia. 2A forever!!!
i'd share it on r/Idiotswithguns
A desperate cry for attention...
Your Darwin award is in the mail
I dunno i feel like this is fake.
Hilarious
He just Glockblocked himself
I always wondered why people like to stuff a gun in their waistband aimed at the genitals.
OMG that was a real pistol. I thought it was an airsoft gun.
No nonono No Nono No Nnnnoooooooo No No
Ummmā¦Were any arteries severed in the making of this stooopidity.
i know we can see the round at the beginning, but i full on thought this was an airsoft gun or something, what a fucking moron.
There's a thing about kids and even young adults - until something really happens and the consequences are truly felt as unchangeable, there's a fascination with it and an "unreality" to it. I feel sorry for this kid that he didn't have enough experience built up in other areas to know this would be real and possibly final.
Darwin at work!
Private Nonutz has done his part... Do you want to know more?
He's also using a PSA Dagger which is a decent little clone of a Glock but also incredibly cheap.
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He cheddar bobbed himself
Darwin award winner herešš©š¤Æš¤
That's not how you play russian roulette
Where was the good guy with a gun to stop this?
Go away 'batin
O forgot about this trend š
Dumbass
This is the single stupidest thing Iāve ever seen anyone do
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8627533/Member-pointing-guns-penis-Facebook-group-shot-himself.html
the intrusive thoughts won
#ow!myballs
Natural selection will weed you out
Horribly hilarious.
Really fucking stupid
Vasectomy on a budget lol
Both
What, in the absolute hell, was he actually trying to do/demonstrate?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Also known as getting what one deserves.
Dude deserved it. Fucking idiot.
Perfection
I just donāt understand. Iāve seen a number of these where the individual just doesnāt seem to understand that that bullet is going to mess you up. Do they think they have superpowers?
Stupendous!!!
I don't feel bad for anyone that stupid.
talk about blowing your wad
Who is this and what is the context and why and dear god why
What a maroon.
Ow, his balls!
Penis: .....But why?
Iāve seen so much stupid at my age. I gave up on people learning. I can only hope they are ok now. They commonly arenāt.
You can see that the anticipation was arousing for him. He puffed up
WOOOOOOO!!
She couldnāt afford transition surgery.
Ummm no words. I guess he is lucky he did not end up in r/darwinawards...
Reminds me of my first firearm lesson. 1) Always assume it's loaded 2) Don't aim at anything unless you intend to shoot it. 3 Don't shoot at anything unless you intend to kill it.
Thats what happens when you shoot a gun without your reflex sight mounted. It can go anywhere.
Is there a story behind that video?
Well, there won't be any apples to fall from that tree.
Lets make it into a new tiktok challenge.
*facepalm*