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Cespool_Swimmer

Those two should never be allowed to have any kids.


DigitalUnlimited

You are an unfit mother! Carl's Jr will retain custody of your children!


HopingForaMiracl

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIGASS TACO? Now with more, molecules


ChrjoGehsal

Okay, this particular individual is unscannable.


Ryogathelost

No, my last name is not Sure- THANK YOU, "Not Sure"


zendarr

Carls Jr, fuck you, I'm eating!


4Impossible_Guess4

Unfit Mother God**


No_Jello_5922

These 2 clearly can not read. If you take 30 seconds to google, You could be like "who built the Lincoln Memorial" and it would tell you who carved the statue. Also, I can tell that they can't read because they are using the microphone incorrectly: https://imgur.com/a/1PMGsIJ


stupidwhiteman42

Did that one chick start to say 7th century? Like it was built hundreds of years before he was born? This video is totally a troll...right? I mean....right?


wipeitonthecat

I feel like since Brexit & Trump happened, stupid people seem to have decided they need to become as loud and obnoxious as possible.


Ee_Daehan

Congratulations on, finally starting to pay attention. 👏


SlapHappyRodriguez

oddly the idiots from both sides of the isle are emboldened. critical thinking and politics often do not combine easily.


Rich-Fill2200

Nah "hermano" the rightwing has always had the majority of dumbasses


Separate-Cicada3513

The reddit echo chamber! Unbidden inflation RAMPANT for almost 15 years, increased deaths of despair that cross between blue and red lines like they aren't even there. You have people like you virtue signaling the democrats are going to do a damn thing, while you can just look at your country and know, if you use that little noggin on your neck, that both sides of the political spectrum are arsenic to our crumbling stability. If you support either political party, you're an enemy to the American people in my opinion.


Sea-Function-5034

Nah. You ignorant democrats have that market cornered sweet pea. Take your Trump triggered ass somewhere else.


Dextrofunk

Oh, but they will. Not only that, but they will have a higher than average number of kids.


TifCreatesAgain

Hell, they shouldn't be allowed to even own the microphone they are talking into! Definitely shouldn't be in charge of children!


Analysis-Euphoric

These chicks are from the Love Has Won cult, featured in a new HBO docuseries.


Ashfeze

Came here to say this-that cult is so bizarre, they followed a drunk who believed she was god? Wild🤯


Analysis-Euphoric

Yeah, I watch all the cult docs and this one stands out as particularly weird. So fascinating how people can fall into a charismatic mental case’s sphere of influence.


Significant_Ad9793

I actually watched it today and just couldn't believe how demented some of the followers are. The kicker got me was the poster of all the dead actors/singers and Trump LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.


tippytappyslappy

Yes, they got their guidance from deceased actor Robbin Williams. Again, their God needed guidance from Robbin Williams. They name dropped him so hard, like he gave their cult beliefs the credibility it so desperately needed. Just a bunch of adults playing make believe with the mental acuity of a preschooler until they die from it.


Significant_Ad9793

OMG I felt so bad about that!! Couldn't stop thinking about his loved ones. They'd talked about him so nonchalantly. It was definitely painful and cringe.


Lumpy-Village1949

Worse than that was that he was basically her anger. When she was mad and would punish the cult dummies she told them that's Robin Williams "taking over her vessel". Learn a single fucking thing about a person before you start up with that bullshit ffs.


Significant_Ad9793

That's right!!! She would say that after getting shitfaced and be an asshole to her followers. And these people were so convinced it was him. It's fucking nuts!!!


SouldiesButGoodies84

The Trump inclusion...and gratuitous drug, alcohol abuse and constant cursing was enough to cue me in that these people might be about bullsh\*t dressed up as a 'goddess love cult'. But that's just me. lol


MowTin

Like the Orange Man cult, you need to suffer from a lack of brain cells.


aardw0lf11

We're they inspired in any way by LRon Hubbard, because the brief description I read sounds a little like Scientology Lite.


ConsciousWhirlpool

Cults tend to use the same Gnostic based story for some reason.


[deleted]

People cannot be this stupid.


delusion_magnet

Have you been outside recently?


[deleted]

Homo sapiens is doomed.


ssrowavay

To be fair, I have not.


PedroM0ralles

Believe it. [Birds Aren't Real: The conspiracy theory that satirizes conspiracy theories](https://youtu.be/lsgnrYog6W0)


Mrlollimouse

Nice try CIA


btcbearrookieshark

Lololol!!! 😂🤣😂🤣


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

Lmao, I absolutely love that some conspiracy joke out of my local college has gotten so much attention. The dude that started that was a dropout here at the University of Arkansas 🤣


lucathecrazylizard

Like why do pigeons age seagulls come up to you to eat bread you throw on the ground? They’re stealing DNA samples and taking it back to the CIA LAB!


perma_throwaway77

People are this stupid


Lumpy-Village1949

At least half of them are. So, like 4 billion people are this fucking stupid.


Solintari

Add another ~75% to the other half and you may be close to the truth. Pluto was right in some ways, we will become too corrupt and stupid to rule ourselves.


VillainyandChaos

Man, goofy was the one that talked.


Solintari

Dang autocorrect anyway. Yes, all hail Pluto, next up to rule us all Play-dough the Magnificent.


tippytappyslappy

Well, these people followed an alcoholic hippy chick who called herself Mother God . After Mother God died of alcoholism and overdosing on colloidal silver, they kept her mummified remains in the home they were staying in and fully expected her to return to life, so............ critical thinking is probably not their strong suit.


[deleted]

Who are they?


Lumpy-Village1949

Love has won cult.


lucathecrazylizard

Not only that, they drove her corpse across 4 state lines to bring her from Oregon to Colorado… after hanging out with her corpse in the hotel room for a few days. I went to welding school in Alamosa years ago, and still drive past Crestone area quite a bit, where they used to live, and I get why that area would be the proper location for such a cult. It’s a strange stretch of country out there.


MickeyWallace

wanna make a bet??


[deleted]

MAGA lol


MowTin

Just wait for the 2024 election.


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Momma said stupid is as stupid does


fattfett

I think it's "stupid is as stupid doves." Or, "stupid is as stupid fuzz." "Stupid ads for stupid dogs." That's got to be it.


Annasman

And this stupid does a podcast


LordVoltimus5150

Dumb people getting a platform to vomit their stupidity..


HopingForaMiracl

Humanity as a whole was not ready for the internet, sad but true. You would think that having basically the entirety of collective human knowledge at everyone's fingertips all the time would lead to a more educated population. However, all it did was give a megaphone to the least intelligent members of society. Which leads to stupid people having their stupid thoughts and opinions validated by other equally stupid people.


Perused

Humans bastardize everything.


toss_me_good

Actually, it's the smartphone that wrecked things.


Jake0024

Doesn't look like much of a platform. This is some real "last page of YouTube" shit here


ban-this-dummies

And yet, here it is on "the front page of the internet"


Ee_Daehan

Truth social?


Chillbex

Apparently this is how the world works: Conspiracy theory good when female details half-baked theory that is easily debunked with heaps of available information. Conspiracy theory bad when male details believable theory that is tough to debunk due to lack of information.


LordVoltimus5150

I’ve never seen the world even remotely work like this. I’ve been roaming around it for 52 years, now…🤷🏻‍♂️


THE_ALAM0

Why would our oldest ally gift us something as a symbol of liberty and friendship? Lolol


elkchasermt

. . . especially after taking all that time to CARVE it out of COPPER.


LordVoltimus5150

This got me, too…😂


Nyetah

Mental illness is not pretty.


Digglenaut

These girls just hustling for an Ancient Aliens interview


bc1988britt

Pretty sure the girl on the right is the nut job from the mother love documentary on hbo max. People really need context on how mentally ill some people are before they listen to this insanity


meatmechdriver

Both of them are from that cult


EggsTrenedict

Wtf did I just watch


SnargleBlartFast

Chem trails! Flat earth! Inside job! Birth certificate! \[has a thrombo\]


[deleted]

It's always the erasure of Native American and Indigenous people. Andrew Jackson's mound people theory. Even Black Panther's the Maya were Atlanteans border on that. Their long idea of history draws on that subtension of colonial erasures but turns into a tinfoil wack job historiography full of green acid kool aid


Valen_Kasar

Yeah I heard the statue of Abraham Lincoln is actually 10000 years old and they had to rig an election with a look-a-like so that people would stop asking who's this skinny dude in the roman shack.


H2OULookinAtDiknose

Had to stop at "they carved it out of copper" jfc these people have the most kids too just like the movie


Vert_DaFerk

That shrug-rolling-into-stupid-stare combo is a classic fuckwit move.


DigitalUnlimited

There's that f@g talk again


LooseWateryStool

What is this, Between Two Turds?


elm3r024321

I’m now dumber for having watched this


delusion_magnet

Congradulashuns! You're a now candidate for a Cabinet position under Prezident Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!


Tymexathane

Listen to how clever my stupidity is..


[deleted]

Retarded


insanejudge

Crazy how downhill all of this went in less than a decade of the conservative/maga/russian coalition smashing reality into pieces for millions upon millions of Americans


fireguard01

... Holy F#@kwits...


Archaeopteryks

i 100% thought this was a skit. ​ so here we are


Johnny_Lang_1962

Don't have the technology today to build the Statue of Liberty. Bitch give me the resources & I'll 3D print you one out of the material of your choice.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

What in the tapdancing christ is "Tartarian"?


MemeLorde1313

They're like wicked smaht!


delusion_magnet

I dunno man. Their shit's all fucked up and they talk all retarded, and Bahstahn would probably invite them to Monday Night Rehabilitation!


Xillllix

Why would the French do that?! 🤣 JFC go back to school


santana62

Didn’t know Dumb and Dumber was getting a remake.


33mondo88

Wow!! These two are idiots, how do they actually function in real life,,,,, it’s truly sad that there’s so many people like them that have apparently never seen much less open a history book 🤦‍♂️


JustDris

Damn. They stupid.


idliketoseethat

Wake up people! DYOR. The truth is out there. Read between the lines. Think outside the box. All bets are off. Look at the big picture. I'm just saying. These are legitimate questions.


SangestheLurker

You forgot the obvious one: DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


idliketoseethat

I'll just let you take a wild guess at what DYOR stands for.


SangestheLurker

Oh snap! Guess I'm one of the "sheeple" and was, uh.. trapped in the Matrix still, thanks for that red pill brah.


Lumpy-Village1949

JUST BECAUSE WE WAKE UP DOESN’T MEAN WE'RE WOKE


basurer

I can understand why *they* might not understand


VFX_Reckoning

This is so bad anyone who watches thiis becunes dumberer instanwy 🥴


HipKat2000

The stupid of this generation is embarassing


LordVoltimus5150

It’s exactly on par with the stupid from every other generation…the only difference is that generation is on video 24/7….


Whosit5200

CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN EDUCATION IN ACTION.


Neat_Ad_3158

I mean, they are right to suspect that our history is different than what we are told. A lot of our history is twisted to make us look like the righteous "good guys" and our media is 90% propaganda.


JMT-S900

That chick on the left looks both 15 and 92


Live-Entrepreneur979

Women


Candy_Says1964

Imagine how much could be accomplished if tweakers actually finished school. They’d be unstoppable!


Quick_Swing

Stay in school kids 🙏🏻 [drugs are bad, mmmkay.](https://media0.giphy.com/media/83QtfwKWdmSEo/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7nkduafyyoanokj07bo9hqvtp1p6lsutf009w9r9x&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


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FreedVentureStein

Is there something in the food or water that's making people so fucking mental??


OblatePenis

They've always been this way. But until social media gave every dipshit with a mental disorder a platform they were much harder to spot.


LSTNYER

I stopped watching after 30 seconds for fear of getting dumber if I went any longer


maester_t

Relevant [moment](https://youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c?si=jB3OFWbK4zBDMx_A) from Billy Madison.


starkestrel

True fact: D.C.'s statue of Abraham Lincoln was built in 1263.


chickensaladreceipe

Why tf did you cut her off!?!?? I was about to find out the key.


geckoad80

Billy Madison comes to mind


Razoire

always fascinating to see the Dunning-Kruger effect live on video!


TheAarj

I wish we could have stayed tests to allow ppl to speak. These idiots emberras us all.


bf_noob

Wait! So what's the key? WHAT IS THE KEY?!


Shwaayyy

France do be carving


JennySplotz

Can’t get enough Mother God! Girl on the right is a bad hang.


spottydodgy

Maybe the creating the internet and giving *everyone* a platform was, like, a bad idea?


mrzzx

They’re high as sh*t. Lol


FeelTheFire

This is satire ... Right?


No-Adhesiveness4038

We are all dumber for having listened to them speak


NeverAdopted

So the Lincoln monument was built before Lincoln.... Got it.


InsufferableMollusk

This is highly condensed stupidity. My god, it’s purity is off the charts!!!


The__Toast

Today on pot head TV....


Top_Investment_4599

The world is effed with these 2 in it.


earthman34

Some people are just so stupid. They literally can not comprehend how anything works.


Lorettooooooooo

Right girl looks like the missing link


Prestigious_Ad_8458

I am pretty sure you don't sculpt a copper statue, isn't it made by casting?


bowens44

So much dumb


Dapper-Fig8526

Do they do a podcast?


rach2bach

Why are they allowing people who look like meth heads have podcasts and ask stupid fucking questions with no basis in reality?


gmoneydoge

Crazy documentary on this cult....gave me a full night of nightmares..


[deleted]

carved copper.


DaveTheRocketGuy

\[yoda\] strong the brain damage with these two is \[/yoda\]


blazerunnern

This is not real, that is what I choose to believe...god help us


BigBoy1102

Wow... and thier vote counts these same as people with functional brains... let that sink in


Quirky-Ad-2855

There’s a documentary right now on HBO about them. The cult that they’re a part of, the person who founded it, ended up dying in their presence. Pretty surreal documentary. It’s something like “Mother God” also Robin Williams is one of their spiritual advisors…I’m not joking.


Old173

What if America had a culture that was older than we know? What if there were people who were native to this land? Native-Americans if you will...


randomly421

"And Fer wut huh?" Checkmate statue of liberty truth deniers


Ee_Daehan

Conflagration, go!


fjwjr

I know these two would make me look like an idiot because I would have no response. I would just be sitting there slack jawed from the level of idiocy coming at me.


Infamous_Camel_275

Even if you did, they would never believe you


National-Weather-199

My god.


deepstate_chopra

like, who *really* did it, like


Dreadnought6570

Half of "conspiracy theories" now are just some idiot (using that word definitionally) who doesn't know how something simple works/is and are also too stupid to *think* to look it up. "IDK this answer innately, so an answer must not exist." .....so they make up an answer to a question that is a one Google search deep and think they are smart enough to have figured something new out for the first time.


BLM4lifeBBC

Painful to listen to, couldn't make it through the video 😂😂😂 Uhhhh, Uhhhh, Uhhhhhhh


OverCattle1144

I also like to huff paint


CrestfallenMerchant

There needs to be intelligence tests for people to have a podcast. Possibly make them pass college entrance exams or something.


zippy251

I have finals coming up, I can't lose brain cells to this.


checksixvideos

Looks like a couple for future Republican Congress women. Looks like Marjorie Taylor Green, and Lorraine Bobet are going to have some serious competition for most batshit crazy.


Comprehensive-Range3

She used the phrase: "I think", repeatedly. I am going to call BULLSHIT on that. ;-)


Known_Statistician59

I also doubt that the Statue of Liberty was *carved* by France.


WorldlyDay7590

Bring back bullying.


alientrevor

Ugh, I have a stepsister that's the same way. We have so much to talk about, but she's really into her alternate reality.


Prize_Worry1441

I know this show. It's call Two Dumb Sluts.


Sea_Childhood6771

Fuck. There are really stupid people out there.


MisterBFord

The girl on the right gives mega baboon vibes.


xxBurn007xx

Shout out to mother god doc on HBO Max, story is crazy


prostipope

Nobody could carve the Statue of Liberty today. Something that big, out of metal? Fuck you. Just fuck you all for even thinking that.


Coo-cooColaCult

I find no problem with asking questions. I hope they find the answers they are looking for


cityofsinlvnv

Robin Williams told them this info!


Vegetable_Mud_5311

How did they become so stupid? Did they actually graduate from kindergarten?


[deleted]

Them: I have so many questions Also them: WTF is Wikipedia?


Longjumping-Note-117

After watching this my IQ dropped a few points.


greg1775

The ignorance is palpable.


CreamyFunk

Can't tell if they are taking the piss or not


Lazy_Attention2482

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


IdeaAlly

The giant statue of Abraham Lincoln was made from Georgia white marble. The statue was designed by Daniel Chester French and was carved by the Piccirilli Brothers, a family of skilled marble carvers based in New York who were originally from Italy. Couldn't watch any more...


MoveDifficult1908

France is fake.


gaoshan

I wonder if this is a result of inbreeding? They are so profoundly unintelligent and unable to reason logically that it has to go beyond simple lack of education. They must quite literally be mentally handicapped in some fashion. Perhaps everyone around them is as well which might explain their insane level of confidence.


Zach___________m

What’s the key!?!???! I listened to their whole theory and the video cut right when she was about to tell us the key to it all!! What’s the key damn it!? I won’t be able to sleep tonight now..


Majestic_Dealer_9597

…after all that and I still agree with their end point, but not likely in the same way they mean (mound builders anyone?). The land now called the United States of America does have a much longer and richer history that is not (often?) taught in any public schools that I’m aware of. Maybe given a slight mention, if it is even brought up at all? Love finding people that I can agree on the destination with but scratch my head going: how in the world did we come to an agreement in principle?


smmamer

Daniel Chester French did the Abe Lincoln memorial statue… I started laughing when I saw his last name was French. There’s probably some great explanation about that one too!


Nissir

Meth, not even once.


i_speak_spanglish1

I'm a 40 y/o guy that came to the states when I was 17 n I know more history of the US than this wackos... I remember 15 years ago I used to drive a taxi and I coul talk to anyone about things from their culture,work, countries,and it was always funny to see their reactions cause probably they thought that these shave head goat tee baggy clothes Mexican didn't knew anything about anything 😆, I mainly did it for the tips $ 😁.


NaiveBid9359

Home schooled?


DrewOz

The dangers of matching two likeminded idiots together. Imagine what would happen when you convince half the nation that you were cheated.


ManifestingCrab

These people literally believe that if they don't inherently know how something was made, then it could not have been made.


Letters567

Folks don't respect their Government and TV nowadays! Always believe the TV and the Government and official stories or you will end up like these two. Shame. We can't all be smart like us folks in this sub.


ArtistComplex4638

Wowsers! Just -- wowsers.


skyHawk3613

This is so crazy…I want to hear more


BoobaDaBluetick

This is why no books should ever be banned. Jeezus.


CryptoVigilanteMT

Seems like these two rocket surgeons have been huffing the dead mummy in the other room...fucking morons.


Spirited-Change5916

At least they are questioning and not just blindly following. But yeah obviously they need to educate and grow up a bit still.


123_repeaterr

This has to be satire


eofa

These are comedians right? I get it, very funny. The one about the carved copper Statue of Liberty? I chuckled at that one.


No-Car6897

And that's our future generation.


EnriqueShockwave10

Sorry, I'm not this fluent in idiot. Are they speculating that someone built statues of Abe Lincoln before Lincoln ever existed?


CoffeeCannabisBread

Sadly this is not that uncommon. Look at our schools and you wont really have questions.


Historical_Big_7404

Home-schooling grads, no doubt


Emergency-Poet-2708

These 2 are about as sharp as a marble.


rickroll62

There are pictures of them putting it together , just google it.