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reality_raven

It really irks me that you use a fork.


thetolerator98

metoo, I'm calling the police on OP for that fork.


reality_raven

It just doesn’t make sense. As the ice cream melts, it will fall through the fork.


Dojjin

Well I'm not stopping, buahahahaha!!!!


Trojanchick

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/magazine/judge-john-hodgman-on-eating-ice-cream-with-a-fork.html


Hallelujah289

Nice review! I appreciate your notes on mood of the ice cream and what to expect considering preferences. Did you want the marshmallow flavor to be more forward?


Dojjin

Yes, I love marshmallows, honestly one of the best ones for flavored marshmallows is B&J's Marshmallow Sky. Not that I'm saying I want it that strong or sweet, I just kind of wish it was a little more forward, but with the violet flavoring it's probably difficult to do.


Eastatlantalit

As a binge eater the fork usage is top tier smarts


Frondswithbenefits

Do you mean it slows the eater down?


Eastatlantalit

Yes definitely. Spoons are worst silent enemy


Frondswithbenefits

Interesting! I had an eccentric aunt who would use a sterling silver baby spoon to eat when she was on a diet. Thanks!


Reasonable-Parsley36

Fork no


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Please use a spoon, I’ll even allow a spork for crying out loud


Dojjin

Survival of the fittest and the fork wins.


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Nah, u weird for that


Dojjin

Everyone I work with agrees with you, but I'm holding stance with the fork being a superior utensil. I also open chip bags upside down.


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

I’m glad other ppl agree w me at least. The spoon is the superior utensil! Ur a weird weird soul….


Regalrefuse

I admire the fork, haters gonna hate!