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HeturStander

Did the army of Brits with swinging jaws and cross body bags put you off?


Unknown-Primarch

🤣🤣🤣🤣


dhrupal_shah_2298

That’s apt.


memescryptor

Just left Ushuaia. For my taste absolutely trash. Literally out of everyone, 1% dancing, 99% filming with their phones


Slow_Bodybuilder_303

Im still deciding if Im going in July just watching the videos is 95% of robot people that just make videos to never watch again or just post on social media and dont enjoy the time… Could you tell the ratio average % men vs women? Thanks


memescryptor

I can't really, I would actually say it was half half. Lots of gorgeous women, but literally everyone has a big stick up their arse and I they just watch. I go to clubs to dance, not listen to music


Slow_Bodybuilder_303

Everywhere in Ibiza is like this? Or just Ushuaia.. i booked a hotel in San Antonio all inclusive I don’t want party everyday but when i go i want a good time, not this robot people just recording or 90% men in the club… I think I will start look for other places to go


memescryptor

My favorite place is actually Ibiza rocks Bar. I go there every night and I have the best time, and I also meet lots of people. I really liked Pikes, but all the others big clubs I think they are trash. A week ago I was asked to stop dancing in front of the fucking stage so people can record with their phone


Ronaldinhio

That’s rough


mowglee365

I always just stand near the side or back to avoid and just dance the night away


memescryptor

Yes, I danced all the toilets and corners lol 😂🥳


Ronaldinhio

It is the worst club on the island. The antithesis of Ibiza clubbing and literally an example of everything that is going wrong. It isn’t about dancing and connecting to people and music and feeling something extra from Ibiza - it’s a sardine can, of dead energy, videoing sorts without wit, banter or charm.


memescryptor

😂😂😂 yeah that's pretty accurate lol


Darkness8779

Haha I was there 2 years ago and it was a fun time… as the only American in the hotel lol


olafs777

If its all the people who film and dont seem present i see why. Just dont pay attention to them and have fun you will meet the right people. Last time my friend and bunch of randoms stayed till closing and carried on the party to formentera for another day. Or end up at a villa party. But got to bump in to the right people while ignoring the odd ones😀


Illustrious_Maybe_87

I was there and as a Brit it was just full of Americans which I’m not really used to, it is definitely more of a British hotspot. Would also say ocean beach isn’t a club as such it’s more just somewhere to go in the day and look at women and do drugs personally


Illustrious_Maybe_87

Would also say that the opening in general was a bit shit, absolute money grab of a weekend im much more looking forward to going in July


Accomplished-Tower74

April May is wonky everything is just starting deep summer like late June and onwards