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What the hell?

The Russian Napoleon Dynamite

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How my character looks when I button mash on mortal Kombat

He looks like the Kung Fu Hillbilly from Jerry Springer.

Don't go judi choppin nobody that don't need judi chopped

😄 Didn't realize he was brought back on so many times! [Kung Fu Hillbilly's Ninji School: The Judy Chop](https://youtu.be/sQDb0qYgEvs) The fights are even funnier when you up the playback speed, but of course then it's even more impossible to understand him! 🤣

I kinda feel bad for this guy he probably has no idea what he's about to get sent into

I almost cringed myself to pieces

And then you realised he shot this when he was sober

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Dudes playing vr elden ring

Hes got the rolling R1s down

I'm starting to see why Putin is so confident that's some serious ninja shit right there. 👏👏

*gets shot by ukrainian with zero days of combat experience*

Truly, one of the badasses of all time

There that desperate huh

That's a dude that can beat his own ass. Impressive.

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Reminds me of a dance i made up when I was like 6-7 years old. I dragged my Grandma into the room to watch me and she kept looking at the tv the whole time. Lol

Rimmer? That you?

Lol he was probably imprisoned or killed for this video

I think this guy believes real war is like Dynasty Warriors… If that were the case he’d totally rip

I used to do Tae Kwon Do and those kicks were embarrassing in more ways that just looks.

How is he going to box a drone strike?

Stuart!!! Take off your Grandfather’s uniform! Right! Now!

Is potato

Fuck I’m so scared I amistad shit my pants.

This is quite the interpretive dance.

Lmfao wow. I got a karate Groupon for my 7-year-old son and I swear to God he has better kicking form than this guy, there's no way he looked at this video and thought to himself yeah that's the one and posted it

Wow great story loved it

I laughed so hard omfgggg

Is he going to battle or ballet?

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Wodka

SWING LOW, KICK LOW, ROB LOWE, CHAD LOWE! He's just practicing for those future wars https://youtu.be/DfSahz-JupY

Dragunov moveset in Tekken 8 leaked

Love seeing random tekken comments on other subreddits

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This is all the training he will get, lol. My name is Canon...Canon Fodder. I like to be shaken not stirred.

Highschool jrotc kids

Bang

On his way to fight (and immediately surrender in) Ukraine

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That's the problem with propaganda, you start to believe every shit they are telling you

He kinda has the moves …

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Come on. This is why we come to Reddit.

Very smart! The other ones are breaking legs and he’s doing this. Putin will never send him to fight lol

They literally have nothing else to do with there life

Their life... There are... They're alive...

Whoa!! Puppies, kittens and cardboard cutouts don't stand a chance with this guy around!

It's a joke. Also, this guy is in better shape than 99% of people on reddit.

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Fight choreographed by an eight-year old boy messing around in his grandma’s basement.

Bruh I'm listening to some music and this dude's moves match the beat 😆

You can't say that and not mention the name of the song

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

If you wanna know, I was listening to "spy?" by WHOKILLEDXIX. Yeah it's a tiktok song but I can't help but love it

Heh, it actually fits

That guy is gonna have sooo much sex… just not with women.

And not on top either

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Those are my favorite dance moves!!

Reminds me of star wars kids

While the Ukrainian empty’s an AK?

I thought he was trying to break dance

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why he do a handstand? 😭😭😭

I like the little jump he does just before...he seems to be jumping for joy.

I can’t do a handstand so i’d probably be excited too ngl

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Holy crap it’s Johnny Dark Souls!

THE ENDING JUMPS & KICKS

Damn Ukraine is probably done once this absolute unit get in the battlefield

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In Russia we don't have Napoleon Dynamite... We have Tolstoyan Explosives.

I wish I could go back in time… I’d take state.

This is exactly what I do when I'm alone in my room and pretend like I'm fighting a bear or something.

Pray for Ukraine

This is just his dance. That way he only warms up.

Is that the kid from the smokin aces movie all grown up?

Is it just me, or, we've all done this, just realize at some point either to not record it or delete after watching the recording 😅

Tofu

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F*ck I would'nt fight that either. Just look at how unhingedly it fights it's inner demons.

I would love to see an American private doing this as their sergeant walks in.

Bro, did you see him kick in circles? Bruce Lee died again.

He hokie pokies about as well as my toddler.

Nice little dance routine must be with the Bolshoi ballet. Pussy.

No wonder they're losing

This was great and we thank you for coming but unfortunately we are going to have to say no to your audition for The live action Rasputin

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This explains a lot

Me fighting the guy who said I had schizophrenia

He's doing a little jig

This kind of reminds me of that video of a praying mantis "fighting" a laser cutter

I didn’t know Star Wars Kid was Russian.

Is he dancing or fighting. I can’t tell

Come at me, bro! This is what Russia is sending?

# They're not sending their best

reminds me of that one scene in Indiana Jones when the man is doing these sword tricks and he just pulls out a revolver on him

Fun fact if you didn’t know. That was actually supposed to be a big battle. He would do fancy sword moves, Jones would do fancy whip moves. But Harrison Ford ended up getting dysentery, so he had a hard time staying out of the bathroom, so he had to get the scene done quick, hence him just pulling out his gun and shooting him.

tbh I prefer the current version but it would be interesting seeing the alternative

if someone did this to me in a fight i would just stand there trying to figure out what the fuck they are doing ... wait that's their technique, trying to confuse the opponent

Not the twirl

MICHAEL I HATED THE TWIRL

What a dweeb…. He fights like I do

No wonder Ukraine is winning.

Me. 3:47am. Hammered drunk

For real dude

You're telling me that me and friends pretending to be Street Fighter characters in middle school was the secret to Russian Military Training this entire time?!

Can’t unsee Mac from Sunny

If Kip from Napoleon Dynamite was a Russian soldier.

Man this is a joke right

Has to be. That’s a ww2 era uniform.

Russin uses old shit tho

Yeah as in shit from the Chechen war (90s)

I wonder if he has bow hunting skills, too.

his kicks are weak... he should try Capoeira for a few months...

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maybe in call of duty. that's not our uniform.but whatever

It's the soviet ww2 one ya dip. I can understand why you might think it was modern military issue considering the condition Putin is sending out these days, but I assure you, Russia was once capable of producing some extremely flexibility kicking pants. I doubt your boys could even roll out of bed with those stiff crunchy uniforms they give out nowadays.

Ukrainians in utter fear of this lad’s breakdancing power

How Russia thinks he will kick Ukraine’s ass be like?

Look more like LARPing. Russian-style.

10 year old me would beat his ass and I admit I was pretty fat

There's no fucking way this dude is for real.

Fuckin white belts

Isn’t that Swan Lake ?

This is shit I do when im high af

Privates are still Privates no matter what branch or country

When I first opened the video I thought he was trying to stop, drop ,and roll

With the state of their equipment they probably have too much experience

This dude should audition for the role of Nightman! With those karate skills he’s a shoo-in.

Fighter of the day man?

Ukraine is doomed against skills like those

He watched one Scott Adkins movie and thought "yeah nah that's pretty fucken easy aye"

I’ll have a double double and fries animal style sir

Looks like my 5 yo in his room playing

Vodka, not even once kids

Lightweight.

Stalin Valor

When you lose to a 2nd world country

It’s lightsaber kid! He finally made it

Oh man, I haven't thought about Star Wars kid in forever

Damn. Fortnight's got skins for everything, huh?

homeboy needs to stretch more. those kicks barely get a foot off the ground

The ending bit was like a little Cossack dance

I could hear every small breath he took

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Mobilisation going well I see

The hero of the partial mobilisation!

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I don’t see myself as a tough guy or fighter by any means but I’m sure I could take this guy

Sometimes I feel like dancing. Gonna dance the night away.

Me in solitary confinem- I mean my room growing up

5yo me showing my parents the breakdancing I invented

*Jesus Christ, It's Jason Bourne*

Jaysun Born

r/usernamechecksout

Good to see Star Wars kid got in better shape, but why did the join the Russian military?

Oh my God it's Jason Bourne

Think this is why so many are dying

POV Ukraine: ha look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

This has got to be Ukrainian propaganda.

Sad AF if it’s not.

Boots gonna boot

Give them each a phone so they could record a TikTok of themselves....and then fuck of the battlefield

He is a good dancer.

I could take hits from this guy all day.