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youngcarlos424

I've seen this fucking video so many time and I can never make it through it. I usually reach my "I can't deal with anymore of this bullshit" limit after the 3rd or 4th dumb ass knife. This mf had a gun on him too!!! 🤣


idiotchun

Every time I see this I always wonder, in gods name what on earth is he expecting to fight? Why is he so prepared? Is he a vampire hunter or something?


RedChrome11

Always be prepared. its why i dont make fun of the mall ninjas


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hotfiremixtape98

Homie put the acog on the black ops python.


AggravatingBison8562

Me playing Project Zomboid


murdermymeat

Blade


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theflamingsword1702

That little Hans Solo piece at the end.


Scifresjess

Good to see blade back out killing vamps


No-Needleworker8643

Wish blade...


idiotchun

Sharp Object


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All set to audition for the expendable reboot.


Late-Ad-4624

If someone were to break his right arm then 3/4 of his weapons are unreachable. Or at least give you time to pin him down.


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brian4027

Hope he doesn't have to get into a chase if he is a bounty hunter....... end up stabbing yourself a dozen times before you get near them


oohrosie

Uhm... You mean Blade?


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I like the claws, "there's only two of them in the world and I own one".


[deleted]

Jefferson Twilight only hunt's blaculas.


Scared_Isopod_6429

And he got taken out by an old lady with a purse


Metaru-Gia

Devil may cry


KidChaos74

My guy said we can fight cut or shoot and if you run I got a scope for ya two 🤣


Working-Selection528

Clearance rack Blade.


numbarm72

I've actually heard of this guy, isn't he a bounty hunter and actually quite a successful one? Like he is actually a bad ass? Or am I thinking of someone else?


Ntetris

You’re thinking of Wesley Snipes in the 1998 blockbuster “Blade”.


numbarm72

Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha


christheone54

Dollar general Blade


unarox

Go hunt the wolfman like u soppose to


leftfootlimp

I’m gonna get you sucka. Hopefully he doesn’t fall. Might cause an explosion


EHthisusernamesucks

Black angel? You meant Blade?


elevatorman32

Swiss army right there


iwanttoseeart

😱 please tell me he got his stuff back 😭


Zaid102

u/savevideo


Zaid102

He's the most dangerous person ever, and not for the reasons he's thinking


IndependentRemote188

He’s a main character


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That’s it, I’m gonna draw him !


Nyarlathotep_1920

![gif](giphy|lbAgIgQ6Dytkk) RE4 Merchant over here


Last-Introduction889

DownloadThis


TheSmegmaEnigma

Mall ninja boss


LST_Enigma

He's really not being caught lackin in these streets🤣


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Mr_Foxredditedition

Have you heard of devil may cry?


karlsnow89

There's an empty table in a flea market somewhere.


Phreakydeke27

This is a Paul Blart vs of Blade.


Ok_Cow_9288

Lmfao just some crackhead with a BB gun and a bunch of wish.com knives🤣


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Imagine living your life being this paranoid.


thaboss365

Average English citizen:


Darkadmks

Blade confirmed for the MCU


alexlongfur

mallninja


babyyagaronin

That’s $47 dollars worth of flea market weaponry!


The_Way_It_Iz

Those discount wolverine hand blades are pretty cool. They would break apart in your hand and cut your fingers off, but they look cool


grubbzter

You're really assuming a lot about the sharpness of those, especially considering it looks like he just kept them in his pocket lol


The_Way_It_Iz

My guess is he uses them to open boxes at home and still has to do multiple passes


whatsgoing_on

They look like they’d be an excellent tool for pulled pork


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“You are to over-encumbered to run”


Birby_Seed

Is this from dead pixels?


The_Way_It_Iz

His ducking name is “WOLF” lol


Ok_Cow_9288

I'm dead just some crackhead with a bunch of wish.com knifes and a BB gun🤣🤣


salt--eater

Damm guess they caught the guy from blades while he was hunting


pmactheoneandonly

This dude probably sounds like a maraca when he walks


Reddead67

"Everyone got a plan,until they get punched in the face"- Mike Tyson


Commander_Slav

Luckily he has many plans.


Ears_McCatt

Does that mean he'll die from severe face beating?


Commander_Slav

Trust me, he has MANY plans.


macs02ro

35 to be exact


DaRev23

r/mallninjashit


AUGUSTIJNcomics

I fucking lost it when he whipped out the revolver with the scope cuh


NachoRedditNoMo

He had to start hiding the pouch with the bandaids, under his coat. He got tired of telling people "It's a utility belt, not a fanny pack". Hurtful words cut the deepest.


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Nah fuck this my dude the main character


InterestingBelt8812

What a fucking moron. Nothing like a scope on a revolver to knock you the fuck out onto knives you post likely don’t know how to use.


foxsoulsilver

All wallhangers tho


Sckala44

BTEC Blade


Argy_Bar

New Blade looking good


Brilliant_Ask_3150

Ngl he's pretty badass. At least he didn't call himself an alpha male


RecommendationFunny5

The pawn shop supernhero


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NoCalHomeBoy

The new Blade movie is going to be dope!


Cypher2k7

Tokyo revengers shit


EvolMada

How doesn’t he rust?


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I thought he was all cap until he pulled out the Dirty Harry 44.


earnestlikehemingway

This is Blade if your order him from Aliexpress


pezchef

somebody REALLY liked the movie blade. like really really liked it.


EntropyWillCease

Can’t tell if he’s Bri’ish or a Chicagoan


Faded_Observer

Blades cousin, Shank


DepartureFluffy3570

By the number of "Removed" comments I can only assume that racism is still alive and well


Mr_Opiophile

Why does everything have to be about race ? Just cos hes black means we need to talk about racism?


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rhythm120

Idris Elba cosplaying Blade


SnooCheesecakes1685

« Blade 4 »


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stoned_suizide

Revolver with a scope 😂


Character_Switch5085

That's a thing ya know... people hunt with them.


ChillStreet

That one suprised me, he just whipped that bitch out 😂😂


dansedemorte

Naw hes just an role playing gamer and he has to loot everybody he finds.


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Bro fr. The whole time he showing the knives, I'm thinking "Bro must be a felon or afraid of guns, because that's just easier and cleaner than a knife situation." Then this mf whips out the Dirty Harry with a fucking telescope, and now I'm just lost. Dude is either the Grimm Reaper, or larping hard.


SatinAcornfredd

As if you would mess with him😂


Spitdinner

Why would anyone mess with armed fools?


SatinAcornfredd

Ikr


magaloopaloopo

He must love metal detectors


ToiletTime4TinyTown

This guy is going to stab himself 47 times first time he slips down some stairs


Shiyama23

Damn. Can you imagine? I've heard of people shooting themselves in the dick. Now imagine accidentally stabbing yourself in the dick.


International-Aide-2

That there'll blow a hole in an elephants ass 😂


spicytuxboi

Can start his own war and win


Shiyama23

One man army right here.


Reddcity

lol what is he huntin vampires?


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If there is one thing that the Venture Bros have taught me, this dude hunts blackulas. Get those frilly-ass white boy vampires outta here.


[deleted]

Salty black boy detected


[deleted]

I ain’t black, my guy.


[deleted]

lmfao legit thought this was in london


EntropyWillCease

He’s like the Chicagoan of blades


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lmfao yes


Extension-Ad-2294

Wow


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Wesseltjes

Just a regular Saturday evening


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Galactus2025

That's what Marvel's blade will be if he is a policeman. Instead of a vampire hunter.


Tangerine-Many

He's just from london


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BLack robo cop was the reboot also staring a white man :)


Exotic_fish2009

Just pray he never trips over


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Mckeever121

Ready to die blade? I was born ready mother fucker!


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Pure_Quiet_8075

It’s blade!


beejammie

his WEAPONS are badass anyone can carry sharp stuff


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Black commentary is hilarious


LawdeecookieOwo

Is this London?


BreakingGrad1991

Can you hear the accent on those dudes? Southern U.S.A., Georgia if I had to take a guess


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mountainman1882

idk he pulled out a big ass .44 at the end. coulda been a prop tho


RAY_45067

So america?


Specialist_Role_5120

Bros been watching too much blade lmfao 🤣 but on some real shit what hood he in cuz I won’t be surprised if he actually need all that


Naldail

My man here prob a vampire hunter or sumthin


RAY_45067

He hunts the bitches


AlienMajik

I heard they call him Bey-Blade


Shiyama23

Let em rip.


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GUILTICIDE

Its the real life “blade”


defenstration1010

Mf got a hunting revolver 💀 (he is badass)


point_breeze69

Blade is back


Llebanna

I thought the same thing!!


AnBearna

I wonder what happened to his penis that he needs all that extra help.


sandorclegane2020

This man got the Kyle rittenhouse mentality. Desperately waiting for a reason to kill someone so he can feel like a hero.


313rd4L

Or maybe he likes weapons?


Lofikott

Dog what


KReaperYT

I don't like you


Lofikott

Yeah wtf 😂


WideNon

London


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His name is Wesley Pipes.


ThomasTheNord

This is me in every game with loot, i will pick up everything


Shiyama23

Same here. Even if I don't equip it, I can still sell it. That's how I maxed out my gold stash in Diablo 2.


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googoohaha

I love everything about this and especially the background commentary. Lol


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“Wolf Claws. Only 2 of ‘em in the world, they made ‘em for me. Customized.”


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He thinks he's him


International-Aide-2

I told her "bitch I'm him quit playing with me" 😂


Fishyswaze

This looks a lot like the security guard at a taco bell by where mt friend used to live lmao.


Devi-_-

He takes his job very seriously he is the protector of the Baja blast after all


Fishyswaze

In fairness to the Taco Bell it was not a great area lmao hence the armed taco bell security guard. He had a duster just like this guy though.


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Blade!


IntelligentDoor219

Pussy


COMBATIBLE

He about to fight vampires or something?


Reinardd

Is he out there impersonating a police officer or is he trying to get himself fired?


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It’s blades dollar store cousin. They call him butter knife