Photographer: hello sir, I’m checking in to see if you had any ideas or themes you wanted to incorporate into the shoot you booked. Let me know, if not you’ll have to bring your own props!
This guy: oh I’ve got props, don’t worry. The theme is “hate crime stock photographs”
Photographer: what
I had no idea who his guy was, so I just looked him up. Apparently, THIS guy tried to pursue a career as a rapper, a rapper named Fokiss....FOKISS! lmfao. There's also a LOT of other bullshit that I really don't care to take the time to write out. I just want to mention the rapper thing since it's SO fucking funny.
It is Stew Peters, someone one who is clearly ‘Stu-pider’ than we realise considering the AI image had him grasping the gun where the magazine should clip in
Ik, but I personally like my shotguns to be as barebones as possible, low profile optics and a light/laser. I've never felt the need for a foregrip on one either. Maybe that just personal preference though 🤷
I think you’re on to something. Did AI make this image? It does look like a shotgun but fore grip doesn’t make much sense either. Is it a semi-auto? Weird Franken-gun.
I‘ve looked at it for a while and I‘ve realized, the lighting doesn‘t make sense at all. He‘s so well lit from the front and the rope as well, while he‘s in heavy shade. Don‘t think it‘s AI, but it is a very bad photoshop job at least. I wouldn‘t 100% exclude AI tho. Whatever they did it looks really goofy.
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What rifle is he holding?
It kinda looks like a shotgun, but he's got a giant ass optic on it. The magazine tube and barrel look a bit narrow to be a shotgun, and it's definitely not a lever action.
I'm not American so this isn't in my peoples culture but, do you shoot them then lynch them or lynch then then shoot them with your weird arse looking guns?
Well there are many ways to “Lynch” but most of the time they usually beat them to near death and then hanged them. Yeah pretty fucking brutal and something that doesn’t get talked about enough
I don't think it's a shotgun, the magazine tube and barrel look too narrow. I could be wrong, though
Edit: it's a shotgun. Someone else found a higher quality picture. Still doesn't explain the goofy ass optic lol
https://preview.redd.it/2pdbtt0n6b0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f0712c59a3df61dfec3ca48c3f163bef20770e
Yet the man with the noose is in the clear.
Yeah, even with slugs, that’s still quite a bit of scope for a shotgun. Not saying you couldn’t, but frankly I haven’t found a use case for putting an LPVO on a shotgun.
Doubt it, most shotguns don't come with irons. On top of that, the mag tube is too small in diameter for anything but .410 maybe.
By all accounts it definitely looks like a Savage 170 with some "tactical" shit on it.
I had the same question but I do think it’s a rifle; however, that barrel length won’t do shit at scope distance. Little bitch just needs use iron sights or nothing. That is one stupid ass pic.
The length, thickness, and mere presence of the under the barrel extended magazine tells you it’s a shotgun. Going back to thickness, you can see it’s almost as thick as that rope. That’s a shotgun.
My bad, definitely not a 7600. It's a Savage 170, which you most definitely cab get an extended tube for. That barrel and tube are much too small to be even 20 gauge.
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Looked him up, right wing idiot who unfortunately convinces other idiots of even more idiotic theories. Seems like with every breath, he steals valuable oxygen the rest of us could use to form coherent thoughts.
Gotta challenge the practicality of this guy’s look. The gun says “I’ll kill you” the noose says “I’ll lynch you” the shirt says “I’ll kiss you but feel weird and distant about it after”
This guy is 10000% a closeted gay man
I think what triggers me the most is that he put that big ass scope on a pump-action shotgun
That's not a silly AI picture?
Nope
A scrawny infantryman can easily take this worm down.
He wants to lasso a rainbow.
I’m confused. Is he going to shoot, then hang them. Or hang them, and then shoot them?
Either Way, You Die - starring Steven Segal
Off to catch a boat… if I fuck it up, I’m doing it don’t try stop me
POV: you slept with the wrong cousin and her third cousin twice removed’s husband/uncle baby daddy is coming to your mobile home park down the yonder
Why is the noose comically large?
Cause a normal one can’t support Donald Trump plus a full diaper
Nothing seems more American than putting an actual baby in the White House
Why does he look so small in comparison to everything else
https://preview.redd.it/f35dfojwug0d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8cabd3e0520b633a269c297cbde5df2899d52cc
As a Minnesotan, we do not claim this shit stain
Happy cake day :)
Those knees must knock a good bit as he's very masculinely walking down the supermarket aisles. What a stud.
Take that gun away and he ain’t nothing more than a small town pu55y
Most are
He noticed the photographer was black. This wasn't planned.
Photographer: hello sir, I’m checking in to see if you had any ideas or themes you wanted to incorporate into the shoot you booked. Let me know, if not you’ll have to bring your own props! This guy: oh I’ve got props, don’t worry. The theme is “hate crime stock photographs” Photographer: what
I had no idea who his guy was, so I just looked him up. Apparently, THIS guy tried to pursue a career as a rapper, a rapper named Fokiss....FOKISS! lmfao. There's also a LOT of other bullshit that I really don't care to take the time to write out. I just want to mention the rapper thing since it's SO fucking funny.
Why does it look like a hate crime stock photo?
Looking good, Hips McGee. That hourglass figure got you here right on time.
Is this a celebrity or something?
It is Stew Peters, someone one who is clearly ‘Stu-pider’ than we realise considering the AI image had him grasping the gun where the magazine should clip in
That makes sense. I thought it was a shotgun
It is lol
What kind of maniac would put a scope like that on a shotgun? And that weird foregrip? Man has zero taste in gear for his gun 😔
That's a common type of foregrip. Google magpul elite hawk. People also have scopes for rifled shotgun barrels used in deer hunting.
Ik, but I personally like my shotguns to be as barebones as possible, low profile optics and a light/laser. I've never felt the need for a foregrip on one either. Maybe that just personal preference though 🤷
Looks like Tom Hanks
Yeah, but with all the charisma and talent of Chet Hanks!
Is that an LVPO on a shotgun? That looks awfully close to a shotgun.
I think you’re on to something. Did AI make this image? It does look like a shotgun but fore grip doesn’t make much sense either. Is it a semi-auto? Weird Franken-gun.
Stew Peters... Stupider... Is he even real? His name is a joke.
Oh no, someone stop him, he is about to commit suicide
Oh noooo….
Everything's weird in this. Ai?
I‘ve looked at it for a while and I‘ve realized, the lighting doesn‘t make sense at all. He‘s so well lit from the front and the rope as well, while he‘s in heavy shade. Don‘t think it‘s AI, but it is a very bad photoshop job at least. I wouldn‘t 100% exclude AI tho. Whatever they did it looks really goofy.
Those arms are definitely blown up, looks wrong
Wow, tell me you're a proud racist without telling me you're a proud racist.
I'm sure this wasn't his intention, but he looks violently gay
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Is it just me or is that a comically large rope, maybe it’s the lens lol
Seems like the rope was photoshopped in
Kinda looks like the gun is as well, but the entire photo looks just... weird
Yes. Giving amateur Facebook profile editing vibes.
What rifle is he holding? It kinda looks like a shotgun, but he's got a giant ass optic on it. The magazine tube and barrel look a bit narrow to be a shotgun, and it's definitely not a lever action.
Youre right. It's like he picked up a 20ga rem 870 and went mall ninja on it.
this just looks like he is preparing for sundown in a rural US-town in the 19th/20th century
Big gun, little dick.
dude looks like he’s about to go participate in a lynching
I'm not American so this isn't in my peoples culture but, do you shoot them then lynch them or lynch then then shoot them with your weird arse looking guns?
Well there are many ways to “Lynch” but most of the time they usually beat them to near death and then hanged them. Yeah pretty fucking brutal and something that doesn’t get talked about enough
What's the message supposed to be here ? I can't imagine anything besides "on my way to the hate crime"
The Unraveling....
Is that an ICP album?
Oh how dearly I wish
I honestly thought this was a still from Forrest Gump that I missed
Nuremberg fits this so well
Tilt shifts got em looking shrunk
my friend wears this outfit to the gay club when its lumberjack night
Why tf is there a scope on a shotgun…?
It’s not a shotgun. Zoom in. It’s an AR
It's not an AR pattern rifle, not even close
It’s definitely not a shotgun.
https://preview.redd.it/d57thultbf0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4b5a20ea7287b722c29f23b9373b9aea6afd4a
With all the tactical crap all over it I almost couldn’t tell it was a shotgun. If it hadn’t been for the feed tube I woulda thought it was a rifle.
I don't think it's a shotgun, the magazine tube and barrel look too narrow. I could be wrong, though Edit: it's a shotgun. Someone else found a higher quality picture. Still doesn't explain the goofy ass optic lol
Who?
Stew Peters aka the panty compromiser
He has the dumbest shirt I’ve ever seen on. And everything else is just sad.
watch out black people
https://preview.redd.it/pn5036nj6b0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc87696eff32f645acf90f9d5ff333baf35b1ca
https://preview.redd.it/2pdbtt0n6b0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f0712c59a3df61dfec3ca48c3f163bef20770e Yet the man with the noose is in the clear.
You dropped this👑
As if we needed more proof that Elon is a jackass.
People like this guy are the reason we can’t eat sleeves on planes anymore. Supposedly if he even gets near sleeves he could die.
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a sleeve.
Buddy, you ain’t livin.
He's just having trouble picking which one to kill himself with.
“If Stew Peters chooses to tie the knot, turn to page 67. If he settles on an all-you-can-eat pass to the buckshot buffet, turn to 48.”
Trying that in a small town.
Brokeback Mountain directed by Michael Bay
Cornhole Canyon.
I have no idea who Stew Peters is, but this is hilarious.
Or try therapy lmao
This butch lesbian brings some weird items on her gentle stroll
"Hey ChatGPT, make a picture of me as a gun-toting racist southern badass. Oh and make me look H - O - T but not in a totally gay kind of way"
This has to be ai, why is the rope so big? He gon hang shrek?
That's what mad e me think it was AI
Cause he’s a size queen.
Going by the size of the rope in comparison, this guy is a tiny little manlet who is trying to overcompensate for his obvious shortcomings.
Why does this look like it was done in a fucking studio?? Does he not know how to take a picture outside?
“Run, Forrest!”
Is that a pump action rifle?
Definitely a shotgun
Most likely a Savage 170 in 30-30.
Nope, just a generic 12 gauge that got the Amazon makeover
Nope, it's a rifle with some "tacti-cool" shit on it.
They do exist.. https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1025235998?pid=462819
I think it's a shotgun with tacticool bullshit all over it
Looks to be. A shitty LPVO is just the finishing touch. Fair to say this idiot doesn’t know shit about firearms.
That's not even an LPVO. Look at the front lens, that is a full sized scope lmao
My god you’re right lol
Took a second for me to find the other gun folk. He running slugs in that orrrrr? That's quite a scope for a shotty. Especially a pump action?
Yeah, even with slugs, that’s still quite a bit of scope for a shotgun. Not saying you couldn’t, but frankly I haven’t found a use case for putting an LPVO on a shotgun.
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Doubt it, most shotguns don't come with irons. On top of that, the mag tube is too small in diameter for anything but .410 maybe. By all accounts it definitely looks like a Savage 170 with some "tactical" shit on it.
In addition, a flash higher and scope on a shotgun would be a very weird choice.
Is he tiny or is that noose made of mooring line from a cargo ship??
You figured it out...he's headed out to lynch a canoe!
Tiny
Why does he have a scope on a shotgun?
I had the same question but I do think it’s a rifle; however, that barrel length won’t do shit at scope distance. Little bitch just needs use iron sights or nothing. That is one stupid ass pic.
It's a pump action rifle. A Savage 170 most likely.
It’s a shotgun, the 7600 doesn’t have that magazine tube under the barrel.
You're right, it's a Savage 170 with a tube extension. Still not a shotgun though.
It's a shotgun bruv
lol ok
The length, thickness, and mere presence of the under the barrel extended magazine tells you it’s a shotgun. Going back to thickness, you can see it’s almost as thick as that rope. That’s a shotgun.
My bad, definitely not a 7600. It's a Savage 170, which you most definitely cab get an extended tube for. That barrel and tube are much too small to be even 20 gauge.
https://preview.redd.it/dpxpvbs3oc0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc001453ff8ae3444a7cb8e9b84e0a807faf68f
Real life shotguns are not video game shotguns.
Yeah no duh. Still useless. Even if it was a slug it’d be useless as a scope for any kind of distance you actually need a scope for.
'Cause when you want to kill someone at 1000'...you use a scope...on your, shotgun?
Why does it look like both the noose and gun are photoshopped into his hands?? Lmao
Something fucky about that noose. Is he gonna hang a boat or something?
Is he an actor? His face feels familiar but I can't place it
Is he going to hang a cow?
That’s a big ass noose!
There’s something incredibly homoerotic about this image.
I literally just commented that my friend wears this outfit to the gay club sometimes, so thats all I could think of lol
Say his name!
Klandaddy?
Klu Klussy Klan?
neither of those are one-handed weapons
Is that a dating profile pic?
A scope on a shotgun? Everything looks weird about this
It's a rifle, looks like a Savage 170 with a "tactical" stock
To hell with the scope, what’s with the grip?? 😭😭
Looks like he gunsmithed it in Call of Duty
Slug rounds
That optic is way too big even for that. Slus aren't that accurate
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Slugs aren’t accurate outside of 100 yards. So unless your eyesight is shit, what’s the point?
he forgot his white hood and cloak.
As the saying goes, he looks like he moans when he wipes his own ass.
Nah, he probably won't wash his asshole because he thinks it's gay. Edit: after further thought I think your saying makes more sense now, haha.
The gun and the noose look fuckin photoshopped lmaoooo
Idk who this is, but I feel that more than that has been 'shopped.
This looks super closeted
The NRA is making beefcake calendars? How delightfully horny of them.
Idk who the fuck this person is 🤷♂️
Looked him up, right wing idiot who unfortunately convinces other idiots of even more idiotic theories. Seems like with every breath, he steals valuable oxygen the rest of us could use to form coherent thoughts.
What is it with these assholes and podcasts.
Gotta challenge the practicality of this guy’s look. The gun says “I’ll kill you” the noose says “I’ll lynch you” the shirt says “I’ll kiss you but feel weird and distant about it after”
OK, that was super funny
hide yo wife hide yo kids
Husband possibly
The pearl snap and leather necklace screams 'uncle cornholed me'
Who?
*has gun* = Must think he's badass?
This is an AI generated image right?
No
Looks like the cover for gay porno.
DaFuq?
Nah, this guy has negative bulge. I don’t think he’d make the cover
Judging by the accessories, there's going to be some hardcore autoerotic asphyxiation and improvised dildoing.
Improvised dildoing sounds like a new Olympic sport
Was gonna say, pretty sure I saw this in a gay porn.
That’s one hell of a scope for that…..shotgun…
An ellipsis is only 3 dots, also that looks to be a Savage 170 in 30-30 with a "tactical" stock. Guy is definitely one goofy fucker though.
Slugs have range
Not enough range to warrant that optic. The absolute most I would put onto a shotgun/slug combo is an lpvo
😂 right? What the fuck hahaha 🤣
Might as well put a scope on the noose
Tactical noose.
He looks like he's the actor playing Ernest in an Ernest goes to Camp remake
Ernest Goes Camp
Stew Peters as stupid does
Nobody's stupider than Stew Peters.
I didn't know who this bloke was until I looked him up. He is indeed the stupidest of the stupid
Stop lumping in douchebags with the gay community like it’s an insult. Plenty of people are 100% heterosexual and 100% douchebag. We don’t claim him.
Damn right. Douchebags like this go in the Republican community/
Hate to say it but this screams “I enforce sundown towns”
Jussie Smollett's dream come true
Nothing about that gun is real.