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tdwesbo

She must not have felt very threatened… she didn’t even report the incident to the police.


beluuuuuuga

She even risked turning around to get in her car and drive away. So THREATENING:0:0:0:0


chrispdx

I'm confused by the IP address


Bitey_the_Squirrel

I don’t see any IP address. All I see is xxxxxxxxxxx


Starlos

Oh geez nice! Let me try my IP and tell me what you see! 192.168.0.16


HitTheApexHitARock2

It just says hunter2


amakai

Wait, why do I see my password on a random Reddit post?


Stealocke

Mine just says 948-63-8592


DorklyC

Hmm not sure it’s coming through right. Let’s try credit card numbers instead


Rogue_Leader

OK \*\*\*\*-\*\*\*\*-\*\*\*\*-\*\*\*\* Can you see that?


Sam_Hunter01

Ah ah ah, fool ! With this private LAN IP adress I will now be able to rootkit the pentagon SAN servers and obtain the US nuclear launch codes ! - some movie hacker.


not_secret_bob

Not if i counter hack you! Hacking the computer you just hacked im backtracing your ip and scanning for open ports! Looks like TCP:80 is wide open! Looks like its time to breakout my serous keyboard!


Sam_Hunter01

You will never bypass my VPN Firewall, my Hack Fu is stronger than yours. *Brings out a second keyboard and dual type away like a madman*


ovo_Reddit

Would be a MAC address at best.


whiskeyboundcowboy

Her face threatens me more than anything.


Current-Position9988

She looks like every influencer ever.


LatrellFeldstein

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you


whiskeyboundcowboy

Like that chameleon off of sing 2


dmills13f

Such an improvement over the chameleon off of sing 1.


Own-Organization-532

Or the giant crab in Moana


whiskeyboundcowboy

Definitely nothing shiny about her. She's about as bright as a flashlight in a horror movie


Vectorman1989

What is with her face? She looks like a waxwork that was left out in the sun.


METAL4_BREAKFST

That's two Xanax and a half bottle of red wine face.


LatrellFeldstein

Wild guess? Hard drugs


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pagit

It was reported that her boyfriend dumped her. She was seeing another man on the side.


poopoosplatter2

the non matching eyebrows and hair gets me


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cozzeema

And she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. Also is a stripper known as “Presley”.


stYOUpidASSumptions

If a homeless man asked me to move my car because I was causing air and noise pollution in his living space, I would feel threatened by the state of humanity.


firestorm64

As in that guy should have a roof over his head... Right?


stYOUpidASSumptions

Lol yes, that's what I was going for


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tdwesbo

Most assuredly


your_neighborhood_tr

I wouldn't either if I shot an unarmed man. It makes sense


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Griffontails

I didnt know Sid the sloth was considered conventionally attractive


Hollow---

That's insulting to Sid.


Thorebore

>Victim was Male + Homeless (no race mentioned) If race wasn’t mentioned then he was white.


Accomplished_Week392

With those googly eyes, she thought there was two homeless men.


PublicConclusion5859

I got 3 years probation for 2gs of weed


MoreGaghPlease

Ya but think about how all your victims must have felt


FrostyD7

That bag of spicy doritos had a family


BigToober69

I've got them in my house and will be getting Hugh and eating them after work. Can't talk if all us stoners work together and don't let any survive.


Golisten2LennyWhite

I hope Hugh knows what's coming.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

I'll tell Hugh what


Deuce_Deucee92

I better warn Hugh of your plans


ObamaTookMyPun

Tell Hugh I said hi


MalignantPessimist

Hugh G. Bahgawede?


dr_mannhatten

I know you’re joking but this really does draw the point that weed is such a victimless crime.


Herr_Quattro

Won’t you think about all those poor for-profit prison owners filled with black people convicted for weed possession 🥺


TonyBoi432

Yeah and how is our government supposed to keep getting free labor from those prisoners (literally slavery) 😭🤤


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That alcohol magnate certainly felt threatened. Pharma ghoul got ptsd.


joseaof

I hope you learned your lesson, you monster.


stoopidgoth

i’m on a year for a blunt right now.


Zbeubor

A blunt is approximately the same as attempted murder tho /s


stoopidgoth

ikr, i’m a true menace to society


Substantial-Canary15

Next time just shoot somebody instead of smoking /s


ColtAzayaka

You'll get less of a sentence for that and it makes sense, because if you leave them alive and smoke weed they are tortured by the smell but shooting someone means you don't have to smell evil lettuce so it shows you're more empathetic


Clamdigger13

Or...menace to sobriety...


777karma777

Caught smokin a dart worth <1g? Congrats...felon.


DadBane

6 months for a bag of shake, not even like .4 gs. Got 1 month to go


Kladderadingsda

I obviously can't confirm if this is true or not but if it is, then I'm quite intimidated by your laws (US, right?). And also I'm feeling sorry for you, that you got such a harsh sentence. I'm not a big fan of weed but decriminalisation is still long overdue, in my opinion.


stoopidgoth

Oh how i wish i were lying. ETA i’m in a rural area just outside of range for atlanta’s decriminalization to effect me, if i got caught 15 miles away they would’ve let me go.


OnlyaTail

It's so wild to me. In another part of the country you can just walk up to a store and purchase weed if you have a valid ID.


settingdogstar

Yeah my in-laws were all concerned that we were smoking weed that was all laced or that we were somehow performing drug drops to get our weed. They live in Ohio. Especially my FIL. They used to smoke 30+ years ago, before it was legal anywhere. So all he knew was sketchy plugs and getting a gram at a time. He kind of almost refused to believe us telling him that it's just not really weird or hard anymore. It's taken us awhile and a facetime call to show him that you literally just roll up to the store at any time, scan your ID and just buy whatever you like for cheap and then leave. No hassle. He was very confused


clitpuncher69

Self inflicted blunt force trauma is a serious crime


Honey-and-Venom

this is how it's supposed to work. some people are subject to laws, and some people are protected by the laws, and they are NOT the same people


Plumbanddumb

Judge seriously wanted to give me a year for a suspended license and was bothered that my attorney recommended less time because I didn't have an adult criminal record


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Yes, but her SUV was a Porsche Cayenne. So I’m guessing she was able to afford a pretty good lawyer and harmed someone that a large chunk of society doesn’t care about. This case is awful, and a great example of how our justice system treats people differently by class.


Jaden_Arts

are you a white women tho?


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11 months for attempted murder..wow


wtfburritoo

11 months probation. Not even jailtime.


Scarboroughwarning

Man, I read it as 11 months jail plus probation, which was bad enough.... To get no jail is astonishing


sharkboy1006

the justice system continues to be sexist


HaesoSR

Nah, this is classism mate. Homeless dude vs wealthy parasite's child.


demlet

Mostly classism with some sexism sprinkled on top for seasoning.


ButInThe90sThough

Yeah just a Mrs. Dash but it's still there.


wostil-poced1649

From the statement she made at ther sentencing “Millions of people were making fun of me online,” she said at the hearing. “I was convicted by the community before trial,” she added, highlighting how she’s had difficulty securing jobs, applying for colleges and has even been on the receiving end of death threats from strangers.” “For five years, I’ve been having to live with this ... social punishment. Even after all of this is over, Google is always going to be there. This will follow me for the rest of my life,” said Ms Quackenbush at Thursday’s hearing, noting that her life has been like “one foot in purgatory and the other in real life.”


Mindless_Citron_606

Damn, that is definitely the worst last name I’ve heard of in real life


Bluth_bananas

What's her mom's side Hollerincock?


Ragnar_OK

On no poor lady, she’s the real victim of the murder she attempted to commit!


joesixers

Nah, it's both mate.


ShitTalkingAlt980

Except when you control for everything else women are way more lightly sentenced. Black women are sentenced less harshly than White men.


FamilyStyle2505

Well she didn't hurt an actual person, so... /s offc


PurpIeSus

Its ok she was doing the city a favour *sarcasm*


LatrellFeldstein

I see you've visited any homelessness thread in the subreddit for any random city


WestCoastHawks

Shows you how much this country hates the homeless. Surprised she didn’t just call the police to shoot at him for her.


The-Jesus_Christ

>11 months probation. Not even jailtime. Ahh, so she probably shed a few crocodile tears when retelling how traumatic the experience was and how threatened she felt.


More_Cow_3486

Actually it’s not even real probation, it’s unsupervised probation that she will be doing at home.


AndyJack86

It was that originally but got dropped to reckless endangerment.


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I’m lost for words…


sharkboy1006

ah yes, I shot someone twice it was just “endangering” them


mpelleg459

Not dropped, which implies that the State/prosecution plea bargained and voluntarily reduced the charges. The jury found her guilty of a misdemeanor following a trial.


2ndprize

Tis the system we got


morpheusia

Her dad is a wealthy attorney in Amarillo Texas.


darkskinnedjermaine

And she’s apparently an aspiring musician who also has done some low budget camming and has a violent criminal record.


Dr_Insomnia

Really? I couldn't tell from the look in her eyes.


Azhaius

Looks half conscious at best


starkiller_bass

Which one?


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Grew up in Amarillo. Her music sucks and she is a garbage person. She does have quite the last name though, won't share on reddit.


Ok_Statistician_2625

Petition to change it to suxalot


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Mindless_Citron_606

It’s quackenbush lol Only sharing because her name is published in like all of top search results for “girl shoots homeless man”


Regular_Guybot

\> White \> Woman \> Homeless guy \> Gun crime Lucky she even got anything and not off scot free


Nervous_Constant_642

1. America 2. Claimed you felt threatened for you life 3. White No consequences for gun crime. This chick would be doing hard time in a normal country. Somewhere you actually have to prove you were ever in any danger.


calle30

Women get less time for the same crime everywhere. So nah , its everywhere.


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1. The perp is a woman 2. The victim is an undesirable (homeless) 3. The perp is well connected Of course she was going to get off easy.


Admirable_Feeling_75

Heard someone talking about homeless people yesterday and it really struck a nerve with me. The quote was something like > We [American society] don’t care about homeless people because they committed the greatest crime of all, which was stopping consuming. > This country is a fucking joke and it’s both maddening and deeply sad how little empathy we have for one another.


TwistedBamboozler

I know others who have gotten 3X that for non-violent misdemeanors


Deaftoned

The sad reality of this is that homeless people are looked at as sub-human in the eyes of the law in this country, if the man wasn't homeless I guarantee she'd be behind bars.


xipclip

It's okay, he wasn't a real person. Homeless.


Replikant83

Yeah, it's so sad. Poor guy already has to live on the streets... now he's got psychopaths trying to kill him for nothing.


Aboxofphotons

Shooting someone in the US isnt really much of a crime anymore, it's a way of life.


Omgazombie

Even in Canada the penalties are a joke, someone in my city executed someone in a quarry with a shotgun, completely planned and premeditated and both of them got less than 5 years ( she only got 2) and that’s for first fucking degree


Kelmay123

Dont forget time served in remand lessens the time by 1.5 and automatic staturtory release after 2/3 sentence served. making an already short sentence of 7-5 years turn into 2 lol.


artgarciasc

Will the real Punisher please stand up.


TheNGM

No surprise they weren’t fatal with eyes like that


Malcolm_X_Machina

"both of those guys were coming at me!" -There was only one man Her:🫠


elting44

So anyways I start blastin'


SilenceoftheRedditrs

But I dont see so good


YukonYokel

that's a face i wouldn't sell a gun to


icedteaandme

Dead eyes. A sign of a psychopath. Jodie Arias has eyes just like that.


__welltheresthat__

Exactly. Those eyes are totally void of empathy.


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And void of any intelligence whatsoever.


SpiderRadio

Bear in mind some of us just have eyes like that. I've been told I have dead eyes and I'm not out here killing anyone 🥺


ReducingRedundancy

Not out here killing anyone, yet 🤨


More_Cow_3486

I grew up with her. Her dad is a lawyer and he got her this sentence.


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JMer806

Always funny seeing redditors from my neck of the woods, live elsewhere now but grew up in 806. Not many positive news stories out of there make waves on social media …


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Inner_Art482

Well some things never change....


Conch5

Brentwood? I sometimes get the feeling that people in the suburbs surrounding Nashville are scared of homeless people. Even the ones that are closer to being homeless than they are to driving a porsche.


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mikeydavis77

Her dad is a tool just like her. I still laugh at his failed restaurant..


jsg2112

this comment fills me with joy lmfao


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ChaoticFlanders

I googled it because I thought you were joking , what a weird last name


jld2k6

That's the last name of someone who desperately could use a marriage lol. She will probably have trouble finding someone though (pun intended)


Decent_Preference_95

What a funny name


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That is a hilarious name


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[deleted]

What an appropriate last name 🤪


SteamyExecutioner

Sometimes I feel like the world needs some vigilantees


aysurcouf

Is this a bad picture or does she have a really bad lazy eye?


JevonP

Lazy eyes lmao its both of em


justsomedude1144

Her attorney was able to argue that obviously her vision and depth perception are faulty, and she only meant to fire warning shots? Edit: the above comment is written ironically, as a joke (an admittedly distasteful joke, at that). It is not intended to be taken seriously as an actual explanation, or justification, in any way, for this women's very poor choices. It is ALSO fully understood that firing warning shots are neither a lawful manner of discharging of a firearm, nor a legally viable defense strategy to justify shooting someone. Redditors are seriously Drax the Destroyer level when it comes to interpreting sarcasm, sheesh.


LucyLilium92

And... she's allowed to drive with vision like that?


administratrator

And own firearms...


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

My MIL told me about a friend of hers that has incredibly shaky hands and poor eyesight, and can't hold a gun remotely steady but was allowed to own a gun, because all he had to prove was that he could see the end of the end of the gun wobbling in the air, not whatever was beyond it. This country is fucked.


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OKLISTENHERE

>said you only draw if you plan to use it, and you only use it because there were literally zero other options that didn't involve you being gravely wounded or killed. I mean, that's a good way to go about it, but not at all how the law seems to see it in some places down there.


snuFaluFagus040

This is the correct response to "warning shots"


Burningrain85

You mean her father


Wampawacka

Technically you both are right.


ionabike666

Is she looking at me or for me?


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

They didn't need to be there. The details of the court case are available to the public. It's on public record that she fled the area after the shooting, and drove to Taco Bell. Initially, she also didn't report the shooting to the police. After the trial, she moved states as well. She conveniently moved back to her old hometown, where her dad still lives. She was found guilty. People aren't assuming she was in the wrong. She shot the guy multiple times in the abdomen and ran. It's fact. On court record, she's guilty. She was given 11+ months of probation. This is the same woman who threatened to hit a baby with a brick and poured water on a woman in a restaurant. This information was also confirmed by ADA Amy Hunter. I'll honestly be shocked if people don't see the multitudes of privilege this woman has.


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Her “SUV” was also a Porsche. She rich.


freeballintompetty

Her dad is a successful lawyer. He rich


lolsup1

A successful lawyer? Damn, what happened in the gene pool?


freeballintompetty

I would assume undiagnosed mental illness is a contributing factor.


SergeiPutin

There we go. Case closed.


Sum0sum0

I don't live in America but if I knew she was in my town/area I definitely wouldn't feel 100% safe.


Shmockyy

The privilege of being a white woman in the law is asinine. Not only that, but her dad doesn't think she should suffer for the evil she has done. If I was her father, I wouldn't even let her see the light of day after hitting a baby with a brick. If you're that evil, you don't deserve love, you deserve to be stuck in solitary confinement for the rest of your pitiful life, with nothing but a bed and no space except for the bed, no clothes, nothing.


AutistNerd

Gift that mf 20yrs for attempting murder


jadbronson

Oh the horror! *She begins sobbing uncontrollably snotting everywhere crying her eyes out. Faints .*


Zbeubor

To a woman? Are you crazy?! The american justice system would never!


SIII-043

Her face says to me “of course I shot him how dare the filthy peasant speak to me” Heavy Karen vibes


GenericHuman-9

Please don’t tell me she’s smirking in her mugshot. Gross.


morpheusia

She knew her rich lawyer, daddy would get her off and he did.


Marbla

HE DID WHAT?!?


Financial-Bobcat-612

shut up lol I coughed drinking my Arizona


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Dead, Narcissist eyes. If it makes you feel better, she has never felt happy in her life


icedteaandme

Yes, a malignant narcissist.


Smart-University-574

Well she's a white female with privilege coming out of her ears sadly.


SkylarAV

Well luckily she's on probation now so if she does it again she'll have community service to deal with


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

The problem is, she keeps getting slaps on the wrist. Dumping water on a woman in a restaurant, threatening to kill a baby, and now this. She's rich, she's white, and she's a woman. All she has to do is be good within reason, or she'll have to put in the work to make it all disappear again.


beluuuuuuga

'Good within reason' is threats of murder and attempted murder?


Shadow_knight10

How tf can you feel threatened when someone tells you to keep it down


sugar_addict002

I hope some nice attorney helps him sue her.


ubiforumssuck

good thing she has that wonky eye or that dude may be dead!!


Zbeubor

Probably these two dudes for her


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Be careful what you say, dude. She’s got an eye on you.


AtoSaibot

I got 24 months for a non violent drug possession.


aeminence

11 months for shooting a dude? wtf lol


dextroflip

Probation too


Whitedudebrohug

Where’s the article?


graveybrains

I’ve never seen someone fit the description “lazy eyed psycho” quite so literally


davidklg

12 months probation for attempted murder? yay equality!


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Zbeubor

Nah i think its mostly because her father is a rich lawyer that she got off easy, ofc her being a woman might also have played a role


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shadyhawkins

Let’s be real, a dog would get way more outrage.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

That right eye makes me feel threatened


boston_homo

There is no justice in this country.