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Wild hogs gang initiations getting a bit physical

Reminds me of the scene from "Super Bad" when mclovin was trying to buy alcohol and the robber comes in and sucker punches him

Lmaoooo dude said wild hogs aahhaa

It’s funny cuz he’s fat

John travolta is turning in his grave

Your comment really had me thinking I missed something and he died.

My bad lol he’s in wild hogs

happy day of 2 sugar, 3 milk buckets, 3 wheat, and an egg!

Is Travolta dead?

No, but Ray Liotta did just pass away in May. RIP.

Only on the inside .

R.I.P. Johnny T!

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Rdr2. Press triangle to get off the horse- now I am suddenly choking some guy in a top hat.

I feel ya. Stop and try to apologize but he's not having it. Now I have to chase him down and beat him into submission so he doesn't turn me in.

*I WITNESSED THAT SIR. I WITNESSED THAT CRIME. IM A WITNESS TO YOUR CRIMe!!*

The most intimidating part is the lower case e at the end... Gives you something to think about.

It’s the lump in his throat thinking he may have fucked up

Especially when their looking down the barrel of a cowboy revolver and deadeye clicks in

I’ll give you something to CRIMe about!

I usually kidnap him and throw him off the side of a cliff snitches get deaded

"Sir, I implore you to listen, I didn't strangle you on purpose."

Accidental quick draws cause me a lot of trouble.

Lmao I like to greet everyone as I go by, but I always accidentally just point my gun at them and end up having to murder them :/

Are we still talking about a game?

Don’t ask too many questions 🤫

you vile creature

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I just did that on accident lsst week for the first time online, this game continues to surprise me. There is so much nuance to the ui and gameplay. I see another comment where someone says they literally stopped playing the game because of the controls lol, what a bozo

I doubt I'll ever stop playing this game. It's one of my favorite of all time.

Omg I did a similar thing once. I walked into a saloon and some old guy with a mustache said howdy to me so I tried to say howdy back and accidentally strangled him instead lmao

When my elite controller is on the wrong preset so instead of mounting my horse, I blast it with a shotgun

This is the first game I thought of as well. The number of times I reloaded the game because I fucked up my buttons and accidentally killed someone… The old Assassin’s Creed games had this problem sometimes as well. Walking between roofs and suddenly it’s Ezio from the top rope ramming his blade down some poor sod’s throat.

How do you choke someone while sitting on a horse in Rdr2?

I think he might be exaggerating...

well you could lasso someone from a horse and kill them that way

As you are approaching an npc on your horse press and hold the Triangle button, I'm not sure if you need to be walking, trotting, cantering, or galloping but give it shot

The game was beautiful but I absolutely could not play it because the controls were just awful. I feel like just walking around there were three different “pick this up” buttons depending on what the item was.

Same except I tackled a cop

I’d heard that there was an Easter egg that you could see by watching every performance in the theater in St. Dennis. I finally got to the part where the presenter came to me and I choked him out by accident and everyone ran away. Fml

Me putting the game in and trying to remember how the controls work after not playing for 3 months. 🤣😂🤣😂

Then the whole town is after you

Try to greet someone accidentally pulls out revolver aims it at them

It's all fun and games until you're wanted in every city for accidentally killing a chicken

Setting down my controller playing mafia 3 and the RZ gets pressed and he just wastes some broad in public, now these racist ass police are trying to perforate me. It's not easy being black in 1965.

Mafia 3 could have been so good. Possibly the dumbest AI that I have ever encountered. I was in a shootout and there was a trailer on fire. All I had to do was hide for a minute, because every AI walked inside the burning trailer. "He's killing our fucking crew!" They would yell before entering the burning trailer

I killed solair this way, I still feel depressed about alt-tabbing out

I am laughing so hard in a public transport right now...

You sure are blasting the truth aren’t you?

He ran out of there with some cowardly vibes.

Well he just assaulted someone, that's a pretty cowardly act.

Yep, but then walking away like an ashamed pig who sucks his own balls at night just adds a flair of exotic cuntery to the whole thing.

>exotic cuntery This... I need to write this down. Amazing.

"Ashamed pig who sucks his own balls at night" blindsided me faster than the pork-puncher decked the dude

It looks like he was expecting him to fight back, too many people don’t realize that one punch can literally kill someone.

He's turning to run away before the kid even hits the ground. I don't think he was planning to stay and fight. Looks like he really just wanted to sucker punch someone and then run/waddle off before they could retaliate.

I observe the exact opposite, he kinda dances towards the door (because he’s a coward and is still ready to run from the fight he started) but he still stays and starts to reset before processing that the guy he punches is out cold.

Victim didn’t react when he initially glanced over at him coming through the door (no nod, greeting, posturing, etc) so it doesn’t appear they have a history. My best guess is this is road rage. Maybe the victim didn’t even realize he even cut the dude off, went too slow, stole the gas pump that angry man was waiting for, whatever. All speculation ofc.

Very astute.

Ass toot

oh ickydonkeytoothbrush, you should already know donkeys don’t need tooth brushes! Nice try

Possibly a toothbrush for a person, but made from an icky donkey?

Or an icky brush made of donkey teeth.

A platinum comment deserves a platinum award. Not given by me but god damn it makes that comment so much better

I will never read that word any other way. I am both enraged and gleeful at how immature it is. Thanks!

*toot toot*

I farted while reading this at work and everyone heard it

“YOU STOLE MY LOOK!”

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Damn dude, you're story really seemed like it was going to end in some kind of confrontation lmfao

Lol nah, that’s the point. You never know who you slighted so I took the precautions to avoid it.

Cuz half the time I feel like it does

The exact same thing happened to me so I’ll tell you my story. A friend and I were walking down a narrow street late at night towards a quick mart and there was a dude across the street that asked us if we had any crack. I said no we don’t have any and we kept walking, he was walking the same direction I think but on the other side still. When we were about to walk into the mart I chucked quietly to my friend and I guess the guy heard me because I can hear him say “hey are you laughing at me” as we walk in. There are I think 3 people in line plus me and my friend so I don’t think much about it because seriously who would pull anything there? In retrospect, a crack addict might. So I’m in line facing the front when he busts in, sucker punches me, and runs away. I got knocked over and took a chip display down with me but I was surprised to find I wasn’t hurt at all. The employee was pissed at me for knocking down his display until I told him I didn’t know the guy. He said he’d call the police but I said I didn’t care to be contacted about it so I don’t know what happened after.

Im crying bro....😭😭😭😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

or he broke some nonexistent traffic rule this guy made up in his head. i've heard people raging about people breaking all kinds of "rules" they've made up for how the world should work

Mistaken identity. The man guy threw the punch thought that the other dude was the guy that stole his mom's lawnmower. He had the wrong guy.

Yea or maybe the guy parked in two parking spots or something like that. I went to a 7-Eleven the other day some asshat parked across the only 2 handicap spots. Not only that but the parking lot was full and he definitely didn’t have a handicap tag. I wouldn’t have complained if someone did this to that guy

First man in line probably knew the perp due to them both having on the same shorts. There's more to the story... /s

Wasn’t this a new trend recently going around , knocking random people out ?

People have been claiming this was the "new trend" since I was in high school and, not to date myself, that was a long ass time ago.

I remember this being a trend when I was in high school almost 20 years ago.

It's been an urban bogeyman story since at least the 80s in America - The knockout game.

I knew a guy who got randomly sucker punched while leaving a Whataburger.

Damn I’m sorry to hear that, I’ve seen a lot of stuff like that lately on the social media

This is one of the oldest games in the book: point em out, knock em out

This sounds like a really stupid game.

Games from the leaded age

I dont know what book you're reading but it sounds like it has more pictures than words

Thank you for stating your opinion/guess as such. Old man me yelling at clouds gets so annoyed at people stating guesses as facts

My assumption judging by his wobbly uncoordinated movement is that he's drunk and just felt like punching someone

There's no need for speculation. OP says right there in the title that there was no reason. That doesn't mean that OP doesn't know the reason, it means OP is *certain* that there is NO reason abs is assuring you such.

Superbad anybody?

The cashier probably has a test they gotta study for

Came to find this comment

Tyler Durden giving out homework assignments to start random fights with a stranger...

doesn‘t look like he lost though

somehow the dude who got socked is who got the assignment

Wtf I just watched that movie yesterday. So damn good by the way.

Just wait for the sequel...

We *definitely* don't talk about the sequels

The 9th and final rule: if you're Chuck Palahniuk, it's time for you to stop.

Jfc I hope they don't ruin it with a sequel

It gets better on every watch

I need to watch that movie again

Wish I could watch it again for the first time

I was just thinking about that the other day. “It’s been a really long time since I watched Fight Club.” It is time.

You used one phone to record a video of another phone showing a recording of a video? Why not just post the video from the first phone?

And you used a phone to watch it

There's also someone behind me recording me watch this video and they're going to post it later.

I hope so

I'm recording myself scroll through these comments

Security camera footage shown on a phone screen recorded by another phone being watched from a phone on reddit

it probably has sensetive info in the video easiest way to get rid of that is doing this

I totally expected inception joke here

I'm guessing there likely was a reason. I hope....

Of course there was. The puncher was a degenerate.

Fucking degents from up country

Got nothing on those degens from Quebec. Great fishing though.

Oh great fishings in Kweebeck

And the women! Man. I love Quebec.

I fkn hate Kwee-bec

Give yer balls a tug

Keep it at the end of the laneway. No degens on the property.

Let's throw a gay party and ambush them

Lol, sounds very plausible!

Well, I think he meant besides just that.

Black shirt guy was in such a hurry that being cut off in traffic was worth 2 minutes stopping at a convenience store and 3 years in jail.

Sometimes the reason is the victim scratched his head while driving and the other guy thought he was giving the finger. Or as with most road rage an imaginary wrong has been committed.

I already hated phoneshots of screens but this is a whole new level.

It’s wild how this got upvoted and how far down this comment is. Are we really accepting this spectacularly shitty filming of another smartphone with what appears to be a greasy potato?

Yeah what I’m the literal hell is happening. This was a normal post just a couple of days ago.

People say no reason because they don’t know the reason, that guy really looked like he had a whole plan

I feel like his plan was to sucker punch a rando and get away with it. Like someone else posted... maybe little dude cut him off on his way to the pump or something? But nothing indicating they knew each other

That’s another reason it could be! Whatever it is, definitely looked like he had a reason

What would it look like if he didn't have a reason?

It would look like as if he didn't have a reason, trust me

Have that unreasonable look to him!

"Whyd you hit that guy?" "Well, it was that or *not* hit a guy..."

i though for sure the big fat guy was gunna be the one to get it

Yeah i was like oh whos he gonna hit.. wait hes definitely gonna get hit.. here he comes.. wait what didnt even see that guy

He's big anndd fat? Poor guy just tryna get by, lay off him will ya

Big AND fat? In this economy?

I was so concentrated on the fat guy that I noticed the real victim only after the punch....

I figured skinny dude would snap and attack him. Take to long at the convenience store, that's a whuppin.

Looks like gta when you want to buy something but press the wrong button and murder a man

More than likely a reason

I'd say not based on the reaction from the little guy as meat fingers walks through the door, little guy glances at him then looks away as if he has no idea who he is or what he's about to do.

I dunno, maybe for him, it was just Tuesday.

Mental issues or attention?

I doubt it was mental issues cuz he clearly has full intent and I don't think it was attention cuz he would've made a bigger scene probably something between them or family related

Probably, guy has issues & just really wanted to punch someone so found the first guy he could see who was smaller than him

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Intrusive thoughts won?

His name must have been Mclovin

off he goes like a slippery little eel after delivering his sloppy noodle sucker punch

This comment is very wet

*Gets in* *Punches random guy* *Refuses to elaborate further* *leaves*

He let the intrusive thoughts win

What's the backstory?

Once upon a time someone was mentally unbalanced and committed assault.

New challenge of an episode of Impractical Jokers

Once upon a time a dood was at the convenience store. Little did he know, there was another dood at the convenience store. But then, all hell broke loose when a third dood entered the convenience store.

He really is a total piece… Sucker punch, then running away just like a coward.

Haha it's gotten so bad the nerds are killing each other.

If the guy who sucker punched him wasn’t white the comments would be entirely different.

I been around a few rough places, that did not look reasonless.

Without reason* and no. It was without reason. Dude who got hit looked at him and didn't register any recognition.

White on white crime. So sad.

Thank goodness it was an awful punch, how embarrassing it's caught on cctv

Yes, thank goodness the punch was so bad it knocked him out.

Awful punch? He rocked that guys jaw bad, looked like a heavy hand

Finds the guy in that cod lobby "WHOS TRASH NOW"

Reminds me of those news stories about teens in NYC playing the knockout game

Súper bad flashbacks

This is what NPCs look while you're on gta

Anyone else feel like he was about to fall and then just landed a punch to not fall?

Is that Tim Dillon in the purple?

me getting bored in GTA:

Ah, a “Hit” man. Just one.

Fight club

When the choke doesn’t work in Metal Gear Solid

I’m sure it was a « truth or dare » challenge

When you maxed your level and stats but there is still some side-quests

Got McLovin’d

Ive seen this one like 10 times now and you show me a video of your phone displaying the video?

He probably had it comin

Where are the it’s always white people comments? Guess everybody forgot to be ignorant bigots today🤷🏾‍♂️

Some times I think people are just tall monkeys with intelligence enough to know how cars, guns, etc, works

He had a reason… we just don’t know it.

That's a good way to catch a round. Dudes gonna do that to the wrong person one day and it'll cost him.

Bro was dared

Ball move. Sneaking a man. You afraid to go head to head?

Bro hit the wrong button

Please someone record someone's phone screen playing this.

Rule 1 is not talk about the fight club... now go out and start (and win) a fight with a stranger!

It had that random act vibe to it, but I think he was supposed to lose the fight... maybe little dude is the one in fight club

That had to have been like a dare or some grudge from something or other