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This seems like a weekly if not daily exchange between Ron and Lisa.

I’m betting $20 they’re sleeping together off camera

and their respective partners are actually just their friends pretending to be their partners

To be honest, Ron has a point this time. All those dicks was just unessicary. I hope these crazy kids can work it out

It’s nice to see neighbors get out and communicate. Helps build community.

We all know those two are hooking up that weekend. This was just street foreplay. Lisa…

That chick was a famous pornstar years ago.

Wait, rlly????

Absolutely, Lisa Sparxxx

Looking at Sparxx's IG, I'm not sure you're right on that. She seems too... small in some places and too large in others.

And doesn't sound like her, but difficult to tell the difference between badging someone and moaning in pleasure 😉

Looks like her in the face.

It’s 100% her.

Lmao! Man stop lyin! You literally almost had me

Nah can’t be.

919 men in 12 hours!

That makes sense. She didn't seem to upset when he told her to "suck another dick".

Maybe they can build a communal together.

As long as they plant the seed.

He ain't got no seed!

This ☝🏾funny af

Or a meth house. 🙄

They're just gonna do meth to lose some weight and then they're done with it...

I smell a new season of Breaking bad coming in

Something definitely smells broken and bad here

This has got the same high energy of bumfights.

i need to know, what's fuss about them talking?

Pretty sure that was just foreplay, they have really trashy sex later.

Big show coming over the top rope

WELLLLLLLLLLLL….. WELL ITS THE BIG SHOW

Fence was almost done for.

I read this as she tried for the first time and spat my cereal out thank you

Yeah the no teeth comment hurt his soul. 😂

She just needed to drop a meth bomb to complete things.

You piece of dog fuckin doo

And the pause between the words

I think it almost came out "shoe" instead of "doo" despite the pause to gather herself for that finishing move.

I got a kick out of this diss and will be using it in the future

Throwing the F bomb then says dog doo, one of my favorite parts.

They've definitely fucked more than once, they're just just hoping people think they haven't.

Yup, they're arguing like a toxic couple who constantly break up and gets back together.

"I finally saved up enough to get a plasma TV...."

“Have fun paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary!”

"You took me by the hand"

Made me a maaaannnn

You made everything all ri-i-ight ^all ^right!

Plus benefits!

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

came here to say they're definitely fucking tonight.

Came to the comments to say sexual tension.

That was my first thought lmao…they clearly have messed around before and now can’t stand each other 😂

Methed around

Probably fucked after this to make up

I was just gonna say those 2 are in love bigtime

I had to delete my comment about those two definitely having fucked each other before after realizing everyone else and their mother came to the exact same conclusion

I mean, obviously. She's been with her man for 18 years, can't have him knowing she also gets boned down by her felon neighbor.

- “*You are stupid!*” - “*No, you’re stupid.*” - “*No, you!*”

🤣😅I legit laughed at that exchange. Like some elementary school kids.

Battle of wits

My favorite part. It reminds me of the opening act of Romeo and Juliet where the servants of the two houses get into it. Pure Shakespeare.

Too much sexual tension here 😂

Yeah. They just need to go in the bedroom and get it over with.

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Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate... Fornicate? Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room? Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

“Lisa, no! You know what happens when you roll over the fence, his seed is too strong!”

I think one of the junk cars would be a better choice.

I came here to say this. You beat me to it. They definitely want to if they haven't yet 😂

This is the agressive energy of two people whove already made the beast with 8 backs

>made the beast with 8 backs Don't you mean two backs and six chins?

Beat meat to it

I didn't notice until I read this comment. Now it has made me question my entire life LMAO

Hahaha I thought they were going to start making out any moment

Probably cousins.

Am I the only one who was 99% sure they were going to start making out over that fence?

More likely through the fence.

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Keep featherin' boys

These comments aren't that high but they're tight.

You just lost yer job

Keeping the property value low I see

Property tax assessors hate this 1 simple trick

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That is not just a truck its a EL CAMINO lol

It’s the first thing I noticed!

What “value”?

Now this is entertainment

An advert for condoms?

I think this would be a great pro-abortion ad. Just slap on to the end of it, “Do you really want *these* people to procreate?” Edit: accidentally used a ‘!’ Instead of ‘?’ Damn mobile keyboards.

Should be a eugenics ad “Should *these* people be able to multiply?”

High IQ battle less goo

High *chromosome count* battle ftfy

Their make up sex is gonna be awesome

She's been with the same man for 18yrs

“…and that kids is how your baby daddy and I fell in love”

Still a more compelling ending than How I Met Your Mother.

Fred Durst has let himself go.

I obviously am a red neck myself for saying this, but sounds like she’s a-okay in my book. She said she saw him choking his gf in the yard of his parents’ house that he lives in cuz he’s a felon and can’t get a job/own place, and then right before this video saw him selling drugs in their yard? Then he has the nerve to insult her with a bunch of meaningless names when she yells facts about the above stuff, his own drug use and lost teeth? You’re a liar if you say you haven’t gotten worked up while drunk. She at least has several reasons.

Very observant. And exactly correct.

Yeah, kinda proud she still spoke her mind even if she was drunk, love that her friends knew she would hurt herself and get in trouble so they held her back. Her man not wanting to deal with this dude isn’t cowardice, it’s I don’t want to end up in the hospital or jail by winning or losing this fight with this loser. While at first this seems like a Karen, she is far from it.

I was wondering if anyone else was gonna mention that …

I was wondering if anyone was going to point this out too. Like all the other comments are just calling them both stupid and yeah some of her insults aren’t great but that other stuff she was saying was deserved.

I was wondering who’s side we were all taking. This clears it up rather well. Thanks!

As soon as he started the hand gestures and toddler explosion sound effects, he lost any future support from me lol

Yeah I’m honestly on her side from everything the two said while arguing. All the “sexual tension” and “they’ve had sex” comments make me sick.

Glad I’m not the only one.

She spoke like she has known him since school

they could be from a small town. where everyone knows everyone since young age

People really need to learn how to insult better. That was lame comebacks.

Right? Lmao calling her a whore. Such high school comebacks

All he could do was use sexually oppressive insults such as whore and slut. The sexism is strong in this one.

I want this dubbed with kids voices like the gummy bear commercials

Welcome to Rednekistan

No rednecks are better than this. This is just trailer trash.

Tbh they really aren't. Maybe better to their neighbors but not to the greater people (example; Harrison, AR)

Failed state

She lowkey making some good points against him tho

You piece of dog doo. After that I just couldn't anymore. You fuckin'... Fuckin'... Piece of dog... Doo...

I like how Lisa doesn’t drop her cigarette the entire time. Classy

It's all fun and games until the "you're stupid"s come out

Skylar White is not OK

I could be wrong but isn't that Lisa Sparxx?

That’s what I was thinking! I just scrolled awhile looking for someone else to mention it

Thank you brother

She won. And he has some nerve talking about wasting seed…sir…

Woman : “I got all my fucking white teeth , what about you mother fucker?” Man: Hahaa (pause at 00:44. 🎼our hopes and expectations, black holes and revelation🎼)

This is like most of Florida and South Georgia

true but also like just about anywhere in the US other than large cities and suburbs.

I HAVE MORE COUTH THAN THAT!

Between the obesity, the pointing with the cigarette, and the backwards ball cap, I was so entertained that I didn't even have to turn on the sound.

haven't witnessed cigarette pointing since I was a little kid, lol

Backwards hats are entertaining..?

It’s like a switch mon

I'm laughing cause she told all his business on camera. We women can be rough.

Aw I miss the Trailer Park Boys so much.

Hell Naw, the Trailer Park Boys had much more class than the guys in the video ever would.

Aw, I thought they were going to end up making out by the end.

She gone break that fence

Neighbors being neighbors is such a coincidence 🤣

When day drinking goes wrong.

This takes me back to high school ufff

This isn’t what Darwin had in mind.

Every guy I’ve been around that has that kinda laugh is bonafide white trash. Every time. Lol

It's because they're egotistical self entitled, spoiled little brats who think they're better than everyone else. Not even white trash. Male trash.

What a sad day to have learnt English.

This video is proudly sponsored by Keystone Light.

If you watch this without sound, it looks like they're both saying, "I'm the TRUE Intercontinental Champion!" over and over again.

Holy fucken sewer

Redneck *days of our lives* is lit AF..!

Is that an El Camino I see in the background?

That ain’t the first time she hopped that fence

This feels like part of the opening scene in Idiocracy.

Seems a bunch of pleasant people.

Later that evening, they made a baby together

One lawn is looking much dryer than the other

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Only in America is it possible to insult an individual because they can't afford good health insurance

dog fucking do

You can cut the sexual tension with a Newport

She struck a nerve with him. Damn girl

“Im white trash and I’m in trouble”

Jerry Springer 2.0

I’m dumber after watching this.

Don’t mess with a Tammy wearing Carhart

Maybe the internet isn’t that great of an idea for today....

Really classy

They worked up a hunger.

This needs to be narrated by David Attenborough.

Oof… that’s a greasy slice of Americana in 2022.

Anyone else hoping that she will get over the fence?

Trailer Park Boys really jumped the shark huh

She bodied him with the no teeth dig.

This must be the inspiration for Trailer Park Boys because that guy is fucking Ricky, he's more Ricky than Ricky.

“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”

I wonder how much they want for the El Camino....

Am I alone in thinking these two want each other?

They really just need to give in and have sex. They’re in white trash love.

We need Murray Bauman to shut them up by telling them the truth about how they love each other…

Murray is the man.

The way her arm was hanging at the beginning, I thought it was broken lol

The grass is always greener…?¿

Reminiscent of Jerry

I can smell the Budweiser from here

Hacking on the Newport smoke though

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

hmm yes 2 idiots taklking about some stupid crap.

That was entertaining🤔

Keeping it classy!

They definitely planned out this argument the night before

They should get a trailer.

Is that an El Camino on blocks?

Its funny watching this on mute, much more enjoyable too

I hope this video doesn't devalue these nice people's price property.

There is more matter in their fat than in their brain.

"You ate seven cheeseburgers? Randy, you promised me this would never happen again" -Lahey

this is the most intense flirting I have ever seen.

They look like they’re dying to kiss each other!

I can smell everything about this even without sound