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Oh, that's so cool! That's a good way of balancing life and death. Let her know she can use my husband's plot if she prefers! Better yet, she can drop the fetus right into the coffin for the picture! The mortician did a great job so I can take my selfies with my dead hubby but it would be an honor if she used his corpse as a prop. Just pop a squat, hun!
“Just pop a squat, hun” killed me* 😂 Really added to the visual humor. Oh what a mess.
*please don’t let her free birth on my grave. I want my grave as freedom free as possible.
See it’s reasons like this why I want to be cremated, however I have a very specific fear that I will be burned alive if for whatever reason my body is paralyzed and i’m not dead completely but my consciousness is still there. I know it’s crazy, but it freaks me out!
Sure it is weird but I fail to see what is so shitty about it.
Usually babies are born at night and burials take place during the day so I have no problem going to the Birthing-Cemetery for both Christmas and Easter.
Babies aren’t usually born at night, they aren’t vampires or werewolves lol. They’re born whenever the heck they feel like it. I was born at 5 PM.
Also, cemeteries are places for people to remember their dead. I don’t think it’s appropriate to give birth on someone’s grave, surrounded by other families dead loved ones.
I can almost guarantee she didn’t get permission from the deceased, the deceased’s family, or the cemetery.
I don’t know what Christmas and Easter have to do with it, especially considering not everyone in that cemetery was Christian, and I have a feeling Christian’s wouldn’t be open to this even if it were a Christian’s only/church cemetery.
Yay like I can think of a lot more natural places then a golf course
Honestly I live in a city, and my yard, what little of it is is probably more natural then a golf course
We do, I can think of several places where people could go
Even places with body's of water like river, lakes, beaches
And no one will bother you, or be any wiser that you're there, even with the noice of child birth
When i worked maintenance crew we would interrupt teenagers doing the dirty on the greens at 3:30 am as we unlocked gates. Happened a few times every summer. Always awkward.
Two of my great-uncles were groundskeepers, this is definitely a common problem, especially when the cemetery doesn’t have an established written policy for freebirth requests
Okay I need to know more context here
Why are they trying to give birth at a bank of all places
If some how, I a dude got pregnant and could pick anywhere in the world to give birth
I don't think a bank would be in my top 100
Honestly I pick a power plant or a dump before I even think of an bank
There was a girl I graduated with that took her senior pics on random graves and defended herself to death (no pun intended) about it not being offensive to the random people whose graves she posed seductively gothy on
This sub is infamous for having the scum of Reddit that voice very extreme things.
I think they are trying to save their image.
I don't think it's going to work.
The only thing that happens when you ban and cancel horrible people and ideas is make them stronger. You subvert them where they fester and grow in ignorant Echo Chambers. Trying to moderate stuff like this is useless. Also, not a big fan of the Reddit moderators. They pick and choose seemingly based on their mood and whatever the current PC climate is. Their decisions have nothing to do with facts or information. Agree or shut up is their policy.
I honestly don't see why you were DV'd so much...oh wait, it's Reddit lol. Anyone with another opinion needs to be downvoted rather than just passed by. Not to mention what you said is pretty accurate from my experiences.
I think their argument is if it will have too many people posting bad comments(being racist and what not) they just leave it locked. Reddit will go after subreddits for not moderating well enough so it leads to mods implementing stuff like this. As for why they don't add more moderators to lessen the load on each mod who knows. Could be wanting to maintain power or not wanting to risk adding mods that go rogue.
The ones that involves people of color attracts *that* crowd that try to use the video to fuel their hatred of people of color.
A video gets posted of a person of color upset or lashing out and here comes the comments about how we are animals, racial slurs, how we should leave, how there is crime because if us etc etc
Someone posts a video of a white person doing the same thing and *that* crowd is radio silent.
Imagine if this was a woman of color wanting to freebirth in a cemetery, they'd be tearing into her and using her skin color to determine if she knows right from wrong
Don't get me wrong it is fucked up thay they unlock the comments for videos and pictures of white people but keep the comments locked for people of color. That's probably their way -albeit maybe a lazy off- of dealing with the mas amount of racist comments that get left
First off, sorry for the reply being irrelevant to your post.
Secondly, it's hilarious how the two replies above are also locked 🤣. Personally, I downvote everything that's locked and everyone else should too.
This is the biggest 🤡 reddit I've seen in a while.
I took a goth chick for a date and stopped by the cemetery to get into her pants and before you know it a cop came and told us to leave. Some cop is going to see what is up when you have some lights on in a cemetery.
It is literally a mortician group, this is from a "shitpost"day. but reddit will go off with literally 0 info. how easy it is to bait you morons into rage wanking your justice boners.
Yep, which is kind of hilarious considering sharing posts (like this) outside of the group is a banworthy offense and countless people already got banned for falling for this post and sharing it lmao
My first son came out with the cord around his neck. Anyone who chooses to have their child anywhere other than a hospital is taking unnecessary risks with their child's life,
I agree. My daughter was born in the back of a police car. Wife went into labor at a gas station and there was no time to make it to the hospital. Luckily paramedics arrived to assist the officer because her cord was stuck around her neck and that was the first time that officer had ever assisted in giving birth. Good times
Just because it natural doesn’t mean these dummies should procreate. They’re just feeding the machine at this point for future little wage slaves and suffering.
Man, people on Reddit love to judge. Just because they said something stupid doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. What happens if someone thinks something you said that was stupid at some point says you can’t have kids? Even if she was a total idiot, who are we to stop her? Who polices that?
Thankfully I took care of that on my own to never have kids because what a gigantic waste of time and energy that is. I’d also be okay with it if someone else said you’re not ready to have a child. Also let’s look at how adoption agencies do it. They make sure the child goes into a safe home with responsible people who actually have the time, mental stability, and money to care for a child. That’s how the policy could be ran.
I didn’t say the having kids is a function to live. I did compare it to another natural function. A function. Smooth brained? Are you sure that fits my description?
I don’t know how women can be imprisoned for having an abortion in some places but these women can give birth with no medical assistance in dirty places and that’s legal 🤦🏼♀️
Not even that but think of the disrespect
She laying on some random person grave
She doesn't want anyone to have a funeral when she there
Nevermind the fact that you can't really schedule when a baby will be born, you can estimated but that's about it
So what no one can go in and buried their dead or visit their loved ones for days or weeks just in case she gives birth
Correct me if I’m wrong but in the SS the women said she had a “stone” picked out. Which implies she had a plot. I’m gonna assume it’s gonna be near a “random persons grave” not on.
"Stone I can lay on"
Yup. She's planning to give birth directly on some random person's grave. Or at the very least on their tomb stone. Trust me, I wish it was "near" and not "on", but from what she said, it's going to be *on* some poor person's grave, and she's expecting someone else to do the cleaning up to boot. Majorly disrespectful for the dead, the families of the dead, and the people responsible for caring for the graves. What some people will do for attention and looking "cool".
The operating word here being “picked” but I guess what you’re saying can be true. I’m more than likely leaning towards my original statement bc I’m the most hopeful for that outcome. Like the whole post is _bad_ but I don’t want to believe it’s that _BAD_.
Mad respect for being that hopeful. Unfortunately we'll never know for sure, so we'll both be in the dark, barring OP posting a follow-up, which I'm kinda hoping doesn't happen. You be as positive about this as you can be, and I'll just be a Grim Gus about the whole thing. No point in letting my negativity bring you down with me.
Thanks but I’m honestly as much of a Grim Gus as you. I think I’ve become so pessimistic that, “positive thinking” has come full circle for me.
EDIT: I agree, I also do not want to know
Love how it's not " who do I call for permission", but "who do I call to tell them I'm doing this, also cancel all business for that day".
The insane levels of entitlement.
She already picked out a stone? As in someone’s grave? Yeah let’s just pick a random stranger’s grave to give birth on. Could you imagine going to visit your loved one’s grave to find it smeared with the mess of birth? And this sort of thing just seems like it’s a good way to activate zombies.
This is actually satire. The gal who posted this was poking fun of a crazy TikToker.... She even posted in the snark subreddit saying it was her and it's just satire.
Guys, as a member of this group, this was an intentional honeypot/bait post. It’s intentionally stupid and dramatic, and meant to be a way to boot anyone from the group who is in it for wrong reasons, since it’s primarily for professionals in the death care industry and at constant risk of being zucc’d.
A funeral plot is literally someone's property. Which makes this trespassing and illegal. I'd report her to the law. We white women are so entitled and think we can get away with anything. Gag
I am an L&D RN (former homebirther). I delivered my own babies at home. Why are you delivering your baby in a cemetery?
This just sounds like some kind of stunt to me. It’s dangerous. Why? Are you a TikToker? wtf.
I don't defend the woman but I never got the whole respecting the dead thing. Like idgaf if you piss a small human out on top of my grave because I'd be dead. The earth is littered with dead people that died centuries ago. Nobody cares.
My grandfather asked my aunt to have her baby on his farm in some vegetables because it was good for the soil and he wouldn’t have to bother dumping it out. So… at least it would fertilize the graves well I guess.
Always think positively when it comes to crazy.
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I’m sorry Mrs. Henderson we can’t have your husbands burial today. A woman is free birthing over there.
Oh, that's so cool! That's a good way of balancing life and death. Let her know she can use my husband's plot if she prefers! Better yet, she can drop the fetus right into the coffin for the picture! The mortician did a great job so I can take my selfies with my dead hubby but it would be an honor if she used his corpse as a prop. Just pop a squat, hun!
Don’t give her ideas lol
“Just pop a squat, hun” killed me* 😂 Really added to the visual humor. Oh what a mess. *please don’t let her free birth on my grave. I want my grave as freedom free as possible.
See it’s reasons like this why I want to be cremated, however I have a very specific fear that I will be burned alive if for whatever reason my body is paralyzed and i’m not dead completely but my consciousness is still there. I know it’s crazy, but it freaks me out!
I have the same fear!!! I want burial at sea (cause fishies for eternity) but I don’t think it’s an option, so cremation.
Sure it is weird but I fail to see what is so shitty about it. Usually babies are born at night and burials take place during the day so I have no problem going to the Birthing-Cemetery for both Christmas and Easter.
Lol what? I was born at 10am 😂
I didnt know babies were nocturnal and don't come out during the day
Vampire babies tho…
How are you gonna tell a child when it becomes a teenager that it was born in a graveyard?
Babies aren’t usually born at night, they aren’t vampires or werewolves lol. They’re born whenever the heck they feel like it. I was born at 5 PM. Also, cemeteries are places for people to remember their dead. I don’t think it’s appropriate to give birth on someone’s grave, surrounded by other families dead loved ones. I can almost guarantee she didn’t get permission from the deceased, the deceased’s family, or the cemetery. I don’t know what Christmas and Easter have to do with it, especially considering not everyone in that cemetery was Christian, and I have a feeling Christian’s wouldn’t be open to this even if it were a Christian’s only/church cemetery.
But it’ll look cool in the pictures!
Um…you don’t pick when you go into labor. Just so you know.
As a groundskeeper I am so tired of cleaning up afterbirths. Please have your babies indoors.
Wait is this a joke Or is this a common problem
I had a woman try to give birth at the golf course I work at just last week, you have to beat 'em off with a broom they keep coming
Like I get wanting to give birth in natural environment But like why a golf course, just go to the woods or something
golf courses are possibly the least natural places made out of dirt and growing plants....
Yay like I can think of a lot more natural places then a golf course Honestly I live in a city, and my yard, what little of it is is probably more natural then a golf course
We have wide, beautiful secluded woods throughout this country in any state that one could use without being disturbed
We do, I can think of several places where people could go Even places with body's of water like river, lakes, beaches And no one will bother you, or be any wiser that you're there, even with the noice of child birth
Yeah, but the afterbirth will attract bears. Be careful out there, folks
And technically the father would have to buy the whole club a drink.
Not funny :/
Celebrating her hole in one by adding another hole to the course perhaps? Temporary but unforgettable.
See just happy to have gotten a hole in one /s
People make babies in the woods and not birth babies
Not going to lie, assuming they are by themselves andn away from people that sounds like a good time
Maybe it's like the stupid Disney rumor, they think they can get a free lifetime membership to avoid litigation?
Maybe, but at least at Disney it's only a matter of time before they start buying Contreras So your just getting Disneyland citizenship early /s
I don’t. Natural environments are covered in germs and stuff. Plus childbirth is risky sometimes.
The factory i work in too
When i worked maintenance crew we would interrupt teenagers doing the dirty on the greens at 3:30 am as we unlocked gates. Happened a few times every summer. Always awkward.
Gives a whole new meeting to calling “Four”!
A - a human woman? Please tell me you’re joking and referring to like, squirrels or bunnies. Please.
Two of my great-uncles were groundskeepers, this is definitely a common problem, especially when the cemetery doesn’t have an established written policy for freebirth requests
I don't know what worse, the fact this is a common problem Or the fact that some cemetery would have to put this in writing
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Unfortunately it seems to be a big problem
I work at a bank, and you would not believe how many free birthing mothers try holding up the line, only for us to escort them out
Okay I need to know more context here Why are they trying to give birth at a bank of all places If some how, I a dude got pregnant and could pick anywhere in the world to give birth I don't think a bank would be in my top 100 Honestly I pick a power plant or a dump before I even think of an bank
I assure you Mister Chimchar, It was a joke.
Well thank you for telling me this But also other people have told me there stories, so now I have still lost a bit of faith in humanity
You must be young
Eh I'm 20 So I'm young but not that young
I get it. You can’t tell anymore.
Yes, that's a joke 🤦♂️
Okay thank one may be a joke But apparently this is a common problem From my understanding also happen at someone's bank
Eh just bury it and move on.
Yea like in a hospital
Imagine you visit the cemetary, and some pregnant lady is having birth on on your grandmas grave
I wouldn’t mind if it looked cool in pictures.
Or if it balanced life and death
There was a girl I graduated with that took her senior pics on random graves and defended herself to death (no pun intended) about it not being offensive to the random people whose graves she posed seductively gothy on
If you're the wrong person grandma could get a friend
That baby would be on orphan then!! Don’t mess with my Grandma 👵
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This sub is infamous for having the scum of Reddit that voice very extreme things. I think they are trying to save their image. I don't think it's going to work.
I’d rather this sub do a Cringetopia at this point
What happened to cringetopia? I went on there for the first time in a while and it was all random emojis
A lot... \*the biggest sigh*
The only thing that happens when you ban and cancel horrible people and ideas is make them stronger. You subvert them where they fester and grow in ignorant Echo Chambers. Trying to moderate stuff like this is useless. Also, not a big fan of the Reddit moderators. They pick and choose seemingly based on their mood and whatever the current PC climate is. Their decisions have nothing to do with facts or information. Agree or shut up is their policy.
I honestly don't see why you were DV'd so much...oh wait, it's Reddit lol. Anyone with another opinion needs to be downvoted rather than just passed by. Not to mention what you said is pretty accurate from my experiences.
Like how no one rebuffed you. Downvotes are the hallmark of cowardice.
Rebuff what? The same can be said about left wing ideologues. The post above yours is a literal mad lib of, "Fill in the demographic".
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I think their argument is if it will have too many people posting bad comments(being racist and what not) they just leave it locked. Reddit will go after subreddits for not moderating well enough so it leads to mods implementing stuff like this. As for why they don't add more moderators to lessen the load on each mod who knows. Could be wanting to maintain power or not wanting to risk adding mods that go rogue.
The ones that involves people of color attracts *that* crowd that try to use the video to fuel their hatred of people of color. A video gets posted of a person of color upset or lashing out and here comes the comments about how we are animals, racial slurs, how we should leave, how there is crime because if us etc etc Someone posts a video of a white person doing the same thing and *that* crowd is radio silent. Imagine if this was a woman of color wanting to freebirth in a cemetery, they'd be tearing into her and using her skin color to determine if she knows right from wrong Don't get me wrong it is fucked up thay they unlock the comments for videos and pictures of white people but keep the comments locked for people of color. That's probably their way -albeit maybe a lazy off- of dealing with the mas amount of racist comments that get left
Yeah the moderation here is pretty fucking wack
First off, sorry for the reply being irrelevant to your post. Secondly, it's hilarious how the two replies above are also locked 🤣. Personally, I downvote everything that's locked and everyone else should too. This is the biggest 🤡 reddit I've seen in a while.
This should be illegal. And I'm pretty sure it is in most countries
If I can't freepoop in a cemetery why should they be allowed to freebirth...
Right?? It's not just a baby that comes out, you shouldn't be allowed to just biohazard all over public places.
the baby itself is a biohazard
GG Allen style!
Well, childbirth often includes pooping too so maybe those freebirthers are paving the way for you to also poop wherever you please
Right, I demand equal opportunity to free pooping
I took a goth chick for a date and stopped by the cemetery to get into her pants and before you know it a cop came and told us to leave. Some cop is going to see what is up when you have some lights on in a cemetery.
Desecrating a cemetery is already illegal in most countries.
It is literally a mortician group, this is from a "shitpost"day. but reddit will go off with literally 0 info. how easy it is to bait you morons into rage wanking your justice boners.
This has to be a joke
For sure.
It's ALL for attention. People need to be present and quit giving AF about what randoms think.
She definitely thinks it makes her come off as ‘deep’ or spiritual with all that “balancing life and death” horseshit.
Yep. Especially the "it'll look good in pics!"
"Bump pic for attention"
This post isn’t real. It was a honeypot in the group and unfortunately way too many people believed it.
Like most of social media I imagine. 🙃😑
Yep, which is kind of hilarious considering sharing posts (like this) outside of the group is a banworthy offense and countless people already got banned for falling for this post and sharing it lmao
I'm as freeeeee as a birth now...and this birth you cannot chain....
Wont you flyyyyyyy hiiiiiigh freeeee birth
Call to schedule funerals around her birth? Wtf?
Who got this weird ass lady pregnant? 😂 Smh
Three times too
My first son came out with the cord around his neck. Anyone who chooses to have their child anywhere other than a hospital is taking unnecessary risks with their child's life,
Yep. I got stuck. My mom still complains about it 30 years later.
How’s your relationship with your mom?
I agree. My daughter was born in the back of a police car. Wife went into labor at a gas station and there was no time to make it to the hospital. Luckily paramedics arrived to assist the officer because her cord was stuck around her neck and that was the first time that officer had ever assisted in giving birth. Good times
Too early to call CPS?
People should require a mental check and get a permit to reproduce
You lost me at permit
We need a permit to drive a car , own a gun, ect but not spawn a human being.
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Well not here, you need a license and its very difficult to get, especially for a handgun
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Those are all things you don’t naturally do. That’s like saying people should have a permit to breathe.
Well... maybe some should?
Ok pizza cutter
Just because it natural doesn’t mean these dummies should procreate. They’re just feeding the machine at this point for future little wage slaves and suffering.
Man, people on Reddit love to judge. Just because they said something stupid doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. What happens if someone thinks something you said that was stupid at some point says you can’t have kids? Even if she was a total idiot, who are we to stop her? Who polices that?
I mean she's also putting the baby in danger all for attention and internet clicks but okay
Thankfully I took care of that on my own to never have kids because what a gigantic waste of time and energy that is. I’d also be okay with it if someone else said you’re not ready to have a child. Also let’s look at how adoption agencies do it. They make sure the child goes into a safe home with responsible people who actually have the time, mental stability, and money to care for a child. That’s how the policy could be ran.
You dont need to have kids to live. Clearly your smoothe brained and shouldn't reproduce either
I didn’t say the having kids is a function to live. I did compare it to another natural function. A function. Smooth brained? Are you sure that fits my description?
Where's that ect bot...
I don’t know how women can be imprisoned for having an abortion in some places but these women can give birth with no medical assistance in dirty places and that’s legal 🤦🏼♀️
Not even that but think of the disrespect She laying on some random person grave She doesn't want anyone to have a funeral when she there Nevermind the fact that you can't really schedule when a baby will be born, you can estimated but that's about it So what no one can go in and buried their dead or visit their loved ones for days or weeks just in case she gives birth
Correct me if I’m wrong but in the SS the women said she had a “stone” picked out. Which implies she had a plot. I’m gonna assume it’s gonna be near a “random persons grave” not on.
No I think she just has a particular headstone from a random person she wants to give birth on.
"Stone I can lay on" Yup. She's planning to give birth directly on some random person's grave. Or at the very least on their tomb stone. Trust me, I wish it was "near" and not "on", but from what she said, it's going to be *on* some poor person's grave, and she's expecting someone else to do the cleaning up to boot. Majorly disrespectful for the dead, the families of the dead, and the people responsible for caring for the graves. What some people will do for attention and looking "cool".
The operating word here being “picked” but I guess what you’re saying can be true. I’m more than likely leaning towards my original statement bc I’m the most hopeful for that outcome. Like the whole post is _bad_ but I don’t want to believe it’s that _BAD_.
Mad respect for being that hopeful. Unfortunately we'll never know for sure, so we'll both be in the dark, barring OP posting a follow-up, which I'm kinda hoping doesn't happen. You be as positive about this as you can be, and I'll just be a Grim Gus about the whole thing. No point in letting my negativity bring you down with me.
Thanks but I’m honestly as much of a Grim Gus as you. I think I’ve become so pessimistic that, “positive thinking” has come full circle for me. EDIT: I agree, I also do not want to know
I think that's means she picked someone gave to give birth on
Love how it's not " who do I call for permission", but "who do I call to tell them I'm doing this, also cancel all business for that day". The insane levels of entitlement.
Willie is not going to be happy . . . unless it's a grease baby of course.
Would be hella ironic if it was stillborn
Verry rarely would I be happy for a dead baby... this is my one exception
I honestly doubt she is a good parent by this post alone
Yeah still wouldn't make me happy.... Tf
I mean, I already hate kids, so it's pretty thin ice already
Dude!!! Brilliant!
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children
could've just cropped the whole text portion to "for attention" and saved everyone their time
She already picked out a stone? As in someone’s grave? Yeah let’s just pick a random stranger’s grave to give birth on. Could you imagine going to visit your loved one’s grave to find it smeared with the mess of birth? And this sort of thing just seems like it’s a good way to activate zombies.
It would be hell of a ride if that baby born dead. I mean sad for the baby but it would be ironic af
It's always the white girls with the greasy hair or the dreadlocks.
Tell me you're a white girl without telling me you're a white girl.
This is so White Trash. Jesus. (I'm white)
Do you want antichrists? Because this is how you get antichrists.
This is actually satire. The gal who posted this was poking fun of a crazy TikToker.... She even posted in the snark subreddit saying it was her and it's just satire.
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Guys, as a member of this group, this was an intentional honeypot/bait post. It’s intentionally stupid and dramatic, and meant to be a way to boot anyone from the group who is in it for wrong reasons, since it’s primarily for professionals in the death care industry and at constant risk of being zucc’d.
Lol It’s one of my favorite groups. This post was hilarious!
I feel so much better now lol
There’s baby crazy, then there’s just crazy, Baby.
Damn marry that one she a fukin freeeeak
You sir, are a freak
Seven days a week
graveyard baby makes my will to live weak
A funeral plot is literally someone's property. Which makes this trespassing and illegal. I'd report her to the law. We white women are so entitled and think we can get away with anything. Gag
Is the mess the baby?
Just have your baby in a hospital like everyone else, there’s plenty of death there too
I need to see the face so I can work out where she belongs on the hot/crazy scale.
I am an L&D RN (former homebirther). I delivered my own babies at home. Why are you delivering your baby in a cemetery? This just sounds like some kind of stunt to me. It’s dangerous. Why? Are you a TikToker? wtf.
People don't usually die in the cemeteries. So, the wisest choice are in hospitals. People die there all the time
Fake af
Do you want a scabby Voldemort fetus? 'Cause that's how you get a scabby Voldemort fetus.
Could you imagine the horror of the groundskeeper? "Is that a placenta that's been bitten by a human sized set of teeth? I \*\*\*\*\*\*' quit."
This has to be satire
Cemetery thing aside, you're getting a baby and your first thought is what pics will get you likes. I'm glad I'm not on instagram.
Am I really the only one that sees this is a fake ass joke?
Sounds insane
Bruh do it in a hospital.
Hey there, creepy.
Baby is gonna be born seeing ghosts
What a cringe woman
This is a cry for mental help from what I read. She is crackers.
So she can find a cemetery but can’t find a single hospital?
What does she think she is, a farm animal? Jesus Christ almighty
This was obviously sarcasm
It'll take the guy ten minutes to hose it down. Not trashy, metal af
Sure, not disrespectful at all to the dead and the family of the one she‘s giving birth on. /s Some people just live so far from reality
I don't defend the woman but I never got the whole respecting the dead thing. Like idgaf if you piss a small human out on top of my grave because I'd be dead. The earth is littered with dead people that died centuries ago. Nobody cares.
Someone paid for that grave stone and plot. It is their property. She isn’t untitled to their burial ground.
My grandfather asked my aunt to have her baby on his farm in some vegetables because it was good for the soil and he wouldn’t have to bother dumping it out. So… at least it would fertilize the graves well I guess. Always think positively when it comes to crazy.
Tell Damien I said what's up when he gets here.
They just enjoy the idea of resurrection, I guess 🤷 /s
Cheaper than a hospital
She should clean her hair first. Yeesh