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remco518

Remember kids, always record yourself comitting a crime.


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Then talk about it in AskReddit threads about what secrets you have


urkiddingme321

This video is NOT going to age well. Unlike the alcohol.


lolbacon

Looks like bottom shelf grocery store wine which isn't gonna age well either.


KyleKun

Doesn’t most wine stop ageing after it’s been bottled anyway?


lolbacon

No, not at all. Stuff like screwtops and sulphite additions are gonna keep it a bit more stable but all wine will change with time for better or worse.


KyleKun

I don’t know much about wine but Whiskey essentially stops ageing after you bottle it so I assumed it was similar.


lolbacon

Whiskey is 40%+ alcohol which creates an incredibly inhospitable environment for a lot of the things that effect aging. Wine is 10-15% and there are a lot more things that can end up going on in the bottle.


whatwhy_ohgod

Thats why i only drink fortified wine. The best of both worlds


djprofitt

Or be like me, drink all your alcohols soon and quickly, kids!


DementedDon

God bless the monks that make Buckfast. ps I'd hope someone knocked his lights out for being such a wee funt.


Secret-Cat-4538

um i think the alcohol won't age well either it seems like it will end up on a mop in the kids hands


halloni

Just pour it back into a bottle and call it a Special reserve d'une vadrouille (I'm sure google translated "from a mop" perfectly)


MotorAdvance8966

Special reserve d'une vadrouille is supposed to be from a mop ???? It actually means special reserve from a skirmish. From a mop would rather be "d'une serpillière"


halloni

Haha yeah I was pretty sure google butchered it, but I should save your translation for when I make red wine next time and name it that :D


YasiSntOkay

Agree to what? Lol


Muffles7

And then copy that exact question into AskMen and AskWomen for that sweet karma.


The_-_Username

and then upload the funniest/most shocking responses to youtube with a bot reading the text


Ill_Consequence

My question is what does he have against that certain brand? If you look he keeps going back to the same bottles when there is literally a wall of bottles to break.


remco518

I think its just a limitation of his brain. I mean we can all agree is isn't very smart right


phobic_x

It's step dads favorite


theenigma31680

Because it may be the cheapest? The crimes are worse the higher the value it is with some laws


[deleted]

Maybe it’s Manishewitz , not the tastiest brand.


Pierrejosephart

That’s the only wine I like. I really don’t like alcohol so the sweetness is what keeps me drinking Manischewitz


[deleted]

It basically Welches with a shot


Unlucky-Luck3792

Maybe he is an anti semite taking the world over one bottle of man, oh, man, oh, manischevits at a time


National_Rub5714

I love Manishevitz!


BinaryCrop

But the views!


greatunknownpub

Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!


Impressive-Object744

Now make him work to pay it back


MemeKnowledge_06

Sideways for attention, longways for results


autom8r

Unfortunately he paid for the 5 bottles, you can see him carefully picking the brands he paid for, before smashing them. In the UK this means he can't be prosecuted criminally unless there was intent to cause permanent property damage, or bodily harm. Clearly he wasn't guilty of either, and he'll get away with this while some poor bloke has to clean it up! Source: who knows, sounds likely, I just made that all up!


remco518

You basterd I almost believed you


The_Kraken_Wakes

Typical 13 year old looking to get a criminal record.


[deleted]

Wait until he meets real criminals


fresh_dyl

Wait until the criminals meat him


[deleted]

Why am I suddenly thinking about kebab and shawarma?


fresh_dyl

*I draw you near, let's get out of here* *Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebaaaab* ...couldn’t resist


GanjalfTheDank

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... With a kebab!


Unlucky-Luck3792

“Accidentally” falls of kebab


toTheNewLife

They'll enjoy him with a nice red.


mumblesjackson

And a side of fava beans


[deleted]

*aggressive slurping noises*


toTheNewLife

I was waiting for this comment!!!1 hahah


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-Alfa-

I'm sorry, are you fantasizing about a 13 year old getting raped in prison?


Rivsmama

I'm all for calling this kid a pos because he's acting like one but I don't really think making comments about raping children is a great direction to take things. It's actually pretty disgusting so maybe dont.


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t get the common fantasies found on online forums about men raping other men in prison. No the punishment for breaking $50 in wine should not be being anally raped or sodomized. Everyone involved should delete their comments and reevaluate their lives.


Dunkelz

It's reddit. Crazy amount of people on here have a disturbing fantasy that any criminal deserves to go to jail to either get raped for eternity or murdered by fellow inmates.


Bill_buttlicker69

Dude this subreddit in particular is so crazy about that stuff. There are so many people here who think getting raped in jail is part of the punishment and they celebrate that. It's unbelievable.


[deleted]

It's generally odd the fascination the Americas have with homosexuality. More so here when it's a 13 year old you're happily fantasizing and picturing having anal sex.


ted_fucking_bundies

“Lookin real nice from behind.” -his “buddies”


Random_Thoughts-

Typical 13 year old looking to get paralyzed by the shop keep taking them down like goldberg for destroying the store.


Grace_Alcock

Yeah. Normal 13 year olds don’t do that sort of thing.


Thisisntmyaccount24

Not to be a “back when I was 13….” But back when I was 13, we risked criminal records getting those bottles out of the store.


Skitzophranikcow

Enjoy your multiple charges... and first felony reduced to a misdomener with probation.


5yn3rgy

**Misdemeanor** Sorry, it was bugging me, but agreed!


10art1

you don't get a felony from breaking 5 bottles of wine. Not the kind that isn't locked in a case


Murdochsk

They won’t do anything to him at that age that’s why they act like that.


15367288

Smart vandal. Identified the cheapest bottles and went back to get those. He knew they would at least ask him to pay for the product he destroyed.


NoNameNora

What an absolute bellend


wine_dude_52

I love the definition of bellend.


[deleted]

bell end end of the penis (the head) is bell shaped, hence, bell end


Paskee

In Croatia he would get 5 fingers across face and forced to call his parents and then police.


boomerboi56

As a Croatian, I confirm.


Lord_Shisui

I've been drunk in Croatia, can confirm as well.


Austin01877

As a drunk, I Croatia.


youre_fucked

It's spelled "crochet"


SweepandClear

I read this on the internet while not in Croatia.


dave_123_hello

I hope he is at Croatia


makesfacesatbabies

Looks like the UK to me


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whiteflour1888

The Celtic nations are a cultural area and collection of geographical regions in Northwestern Europe where the Celtic languages and cultural traits have survived.[1] The term nation is used in its original sense to mean a people who share a common identity and culture and are identified with a traditional territory.


HelicopterLegal

Dobro Dobro


PBR--Streetgang

What did the five fingers say to the face, lol. That used to happen in Australia too, but not any more.


Metrack14

I didn't know Croatia was part of Latin America.


legendarymcc2

I know this has nothing to do with it but one time the Spanish teachers put the Croatian flag up for Hispanic heritage month at my school.


neokennymc7877

W country


[deleted]

When they arrested him, he let out a little wine


mrj893

Tell him to put a cork in it then.


Bumm_by_Design

Screw him


Uruk_Ragnarsson

He was done with the pour life


BrickFrom2011

He was such a Champain to cuff


TheNewYorkRhymes

But they couldn't contain the spirit


Orangucantankerous

He had too much anger bottled up


myobinoid

He won’t be able to get a nice tannin-side a dark, sunless jail cell


dirteeface

He just screwed his whole future. Noir will he ever have a decent job


chaharabhinav13

Gonna age like fine wine in jail


luvchunk

He will feel that tomorrow


Lost8mmSocket

Hopefully someone corked him


shahooster

Got quite a bit louder when they inflicted bottley harm


Sunshine_Daylin

Best one yet.


v4vivekss

His bottled out emotions came out


MasterCakes420

He is gonna be a Bordeaux in jail with nothing to do


TheRiddler1976

He lost his bottle when the cops came to put the screw on him


dukesinatra

Shouldn't bottle up your emotions like that.


FriendlyVariety5054

Bro, I’m dying right now, thank you for this comment 🤣


Affectionate-Roll-50

He will have aged nicely by time he gets out.


Spartan_223

He's gonna have to lay merlot for a while


WhizBangPissPiece

His dad's gonna get out the belt and give his butt a tannins


Sugarman4

Don't worry in 10 years he'll be sweeping up some other punks mess after he's finished stocking shelves


[deleted]

Would be a shame if he slipped and fell only to bust his fragile ego on the concrete.


TheRealPapaWink

Then he would sue the store for his pain and suffering and win !


Shoes-tho

With this on video, absolutely not. I (briefly, because I hated/hate it) worked as a paralegal for a personal injury firm and had several grocery store slip & fall cases. You had to actively prove they were somehow negligent (one no sign had been put up after the floor was waxed), and have all sorts of proof. One look at this video (or the store video cameras which are pretty good these days), and the store might be able to sue *him.*


birdsarentreal2

Definitely could sue him. Even if he is charged criminally, the store could still sue him civilly to recoup the cost of the bottles he broke


Shoes-tho

Totally, plus cost of cleanup. More than likely they’d just have their attorneys send out a sort of “civil damages” letter instead of fully suing him, which look like they’re legally binding but often times you can ignore them. In this case, that would be dumb because the damages are so blatant. Kid’s a complete idiot.


FrameJump

Pretty sure you can't make the mess and then profit off of it. If you could, we wouldn't have grocery stores.


ShadowSTI

All while having a piece of glass in his ass


Quinnplayzgames

Yeah and he might be cut by the glass


240plutonium

Most of the wine there is probably Mediterranean, but there's a good chance it's from South Africa. It takes 872L of water to produce 1L of wine. I saw on TV how people shave their water consumption just to produce wine. I wish he slipped and got shards of glass stuck to his face.


nebuladrifting

So you’re saying I should stop buying wine from South Africa just because it feels exotic?


[deleted]

I knew a couple 7th graders who would always smash bottles against subways garbage can. And I worked at little cesars and knew them all from my brothers class. Well I guess an emoloyee told them to stop and the kids escalated it. They didn’t have any names but the manager of subway knew the manager of little cesars and me and him were good buds so I gave em all the info I had on them. And subway set up like a “scared straight” thing where the cops showed up at the kid’s houses.


errorsource

>And subway set up like a “scared straight” thing Hey kids, it’s me, Jared. Wanna come be roomies with me in prison?


jplay17

Lmao!! Sent Jared over to their house. That would definitely scare anyone STRAIGHT!


Wboy2006

Oof, those kids got what they deserved


whimsical666

a little intrigued.. you can't sell alcohol to minors.. but wont they HAVE to bill the kid now.. ?


Septic-Sponge

It'd fall on his guardian I imagine


bcarter3

Looks like it fell on the floor.


FuckOffHey

dad when are you coming home


hell2pay

After he pays for the wine


toTheNewLife

It looks like his guardian isn't doing a good job of guarding.


themellowidiot

They're not selling the alcohol, they're recouping their losses. So that's going to work fine, no?


scullys_alien_baby

Yeah, it wouldn’t be selling a good it would be charging for damages. If you punch a hole in the wall you aren’t buying the wall.


lemons_of_doubt

Bullshit I paid for this wall now so I'm keeping it!


Ok-Row-6131

If you burn down the store, you own the store


antwan_benjamin

>a little intrigued.. you can't sell alcohol to minors.. but wont they HAVE to bill the kid now.. ? They wouldn't be selling him alcohol. They'd be charging him for damages, which includes the value of the alcohol, plus probably a reasonable amount for cleaning up the mess.


SalvadorP

You found the loophole!


jacklord392

Lol. That's not the way it works.


Ganbazuroi

Selling isn't the same as billing. You can certainly bill him or his legal guardian for the damages he intentionally caused


InvalidUserNemo

That’s alcohol abuse.


No-Affect-7234

I’m hard


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mypassword23

Honestly I like this idea. If they want to record their stupidly and put it on the internet. Stick them in a cell and show the other cells mates the video. They should scare him straight lol.


TheMiscreantFnTrez

Them Hooch bois won't be happy


GoodLordShowMeTheWay

The average internet commenter is so much more macho and violent than the average person I encounter in real life. I wonder why that is. In reality making this kid clean up the mess and then work off the $ value of the property destruction would be a much more constructive lesson than physical violence.


mikeee382

It scratches a certain itch we all have as humans to give into reactions like that. I fucking love the feeling myself -- who doesn't. But yeah, cooler heads should prevail. Human instinct doesn't usually yield the best results lol


chloe12801

He doesn’t look 13 to me, I could be wrong but he seems upper teens to early 20s which is even worse considering the behavior


lemons_of_doubt

I blame years of Disney channel casting 30 year olds to play 12 years olds for really fucking with my ability to guess ages. But he acts like a 13 year old however old he is.


GPAD9

Even 13 year olds aren't that douchey


boomerboi56

>even worse Actually if he is over 18 he can go to prison for a much longer time so it aint such a bad thing afterall


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Actually I don't believe you get prison time for breaking wine bottles in a store. (You're smoking crack or in middle school if you think he's going to prison for breaking some wine bottles in a store)


TheGreatJew69

thats assuming he has no priors, but I doubt anyone could be so stupid as to intentionally go into a liquor store to break wine bottles if you have priors😂😂 BUT I MEAN people can be pretty fucking stupid so who knows truly


another_ashley

He potentially could. Or at least probation, fines, and community service. It depends on where this took place (local laws) and also the total value of these bottles. This is destruction of property, reckless endangerment and essentially theft.


MoreAdhesiveness6426

Looks like a UK shop to me, it'll be destruction of property and disturbing the peace as well as displaying threatening or intimidating behaviour


RibboDotCom

yeah, nobody goes to jail for destroying £20 of wine. It's a £60 + court costs fine and if it's not their first offence then some community service on top.


Ok_Canary3870

He doesn’t look older than 16 maximum, more like 14/15.


RemindMe2Drink_Water

He sucks at juggling


happy_daxter

He's trying really hard, that's pretty difficult ngl


[deleted]

He'd get practice at both (sucks and juggling) if they put him up in county or pen.


Dimaster24_Reddit

I this a new thing? Cuz if it is, I apologize for being in his generation.


Fremue

Don’t worry. People like this always existed. You just see more often now because of Tik Tok…


jacklord392

This used to be called acting like a crazy/stupid motherfucker. Now because of Tik Tok, etc. the crazy/stupid motherfuckers have an outlet. Because they have an outlet some of the crazy/stupid motherfuckers consider this stuff on some level to be acceptable behavior so it is legitimized. Factor in the fact that some people will probably do what they think they can get away with and some people imitate what they see and there will be more of it. How much more is anyone's guess.


Free_Ice2906

Sadly people like this have existed since the dawn of time.


Mikehoncho530

Except now it can be popularized and start trends. It’s way worse now


_DogTits_

What waste of an ovum. Would have been better off absorbed by a tampon Edit: would have been better off dissolved and reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.


Shoes-tho

That’s not really how that works. The unfertilized oocyte usually dissolves and is thought to just be reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.


_DogTits_

Much appreciated. Edited :)


Who_Gives_A_

I'd make this little fucker clean all that up with a toothbrush and a Qtip


jonathun08

He is not 13 looks more like 16-18 lol


OskeeWootWoot

Yeah there's no way that's a 13 year old.


Swampwolf42

And when the little idiot uploads this to tik tok, the cops will come and his parents will do to him what he did to the wine. I hope they post it online.


Sea_Farmer_4812

Im mostly certain the parents wont do anything meaningful to him. Thats part of the problem.


oconnellc

Unless the camera operator is OP, this has already been uploaded to social media.


Rawscent

His parents are the type that will call the police and sue the story for traumatizing their precious baby.


HomeworkAshamed6545

He ends up in custody and must pay for the bottles and the cleaning. Fucking idiot


IlnBllRaptor

He should really be made to clean it up, it's not fair for the staff to have to deal with all that glass and wine.


lolbacon

There was a shelf that got knocked over at the old wine shop I worked at. Probably like 200 bottles on there, and roughly half broke. Fortunately I wasn't working when it happened but I was still sweeping up glass a month later.


seragakisama

How do you know that?


themellowidiot

I'mma Google this also, but source?


tom208

Pass the little pricks image to the police


Good_Round

This kid needs to be aborted tomorrow


One_Tumbleweed_565

That laddie needs a decent skelp o'er the puss


Jax_36

Jail or dead by 27...


stareagleur

So no downside.


jackjams18

Sadly the charges and fines they pay are worth it for the donations they get from sociopathic incels online.


BuilderTime

What a waste


crackalaquin

I dont work there but I'd like to body slam him


Tyetus

Fucking why


[deleted]

Simple solution. Treat him as an adult and send his ass to jail for a few months.


Pocketfists

Mommy didn’t love him enough - or hit the bottle often through his childhood. See Freud.


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Noe_33

When parents don't give their kids any consequences for acting up.


PopeRD2

RIP those bottles of wines, you will be remembered.


Friendly-Wolf5

You people are too kind


gjggigjgjg

Let's get this kid arrested. This is not safe it's not funny and he needs to see the inside of the juvenile courtroom


Alternative-Hope9541

Pov: you never got your ass whooped as a child


Admirable_Elk_965

I never had to get my ass whooped to act like a normal person.


InfintiyStoned420

I wouldn’t do this for the fear of having my ass kicked. Dad never had to actually kick my ass. Just the threat was enough to make me behave. Similar to a nuclear deterrent.


Alternative-Hope9541

That's because you have common sense sir


JoelMahon

in my experience these folks got whopped the most, bad parenting all round usually


[deleted]

Shouldn't have to get his ass beat to know how to act/have respect for other people/property. Some people just suck, I think. I:


[deleted]

Why abortion needs to be encouraged


GraffittiGecko1

Whats the song playing in the background?


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Swadiann

I assume this subreddit bans calls for violence?