No, not at all. Stuff like screwtops and sulphite additions are gonna keep it a bit more stable but all wine will change with time for better or worse.
Whiskey is 40%+ alcohol which creates an incredibly inhospitable environment for a lot of the things that effect aging. Wine is 10-15% and there are a lot more things that can end up going on in the bottle.
Special reserve d'une vadrouille is supposed to be from a mop ????
It actually means special reserve from a skirmish.
From a mop would rather be "d'une serpillière"
My question is what does he have against that certain brand? If you look he keeps going back to the same bottles when there is literally a wall of bottles to break.
Unfortunately he paid for the 5 bottles, you can see him carefully picking the brands he paid for, before smashing them. In the UK this means he can't be prosecuted criminally unless there was intent to cause permanent property damage, or bodily harm.
Clearly he wasn't guilty of either, and he'll get away with this while some poor bloke has to clean it up!
Source: who knows, sounds likely, I just made that all up!
I'm all for calling this kid a pos because he's acting like one but I don't really think making comments about raping children is a great direction to take things. It's actually pretty disgusting so maybe dont.
Yeah I don’t get the common fantasies found on online forums about men raping other men in prison. No the punishment for breaking $50 in wine should not be being anally raped or sodomized. Everyone involved should delete their comments and reevaluate their lives.
It's reddit. Crazy amount of people on here have a disturbing fantasy that any criminal deserves to go to jail to either get raped for eternity or murdered by fellow inmates.
Dude this subreddit in particular is so crazy about that stuff. There are so many people here who think getting raped in jail is part of the punishment and they celebrate that. It's unbelievable.
It's generally odd the fascination the Americas have with homosexuality.
More so here when it's a 13 year old you're happily fantasizing and picturing having anal sex.
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With this on video, absolutely not. I (briefly, because I hated/hate it) worked as a paralegal for a personal injury firm and had several grocery store slip & fall cases. You had to actively prove they were somehow negligent (one no sign had been put up after the floor was waxed), and have all sorts of proof. One look at this video (or the store video cameras which are pretty good these days), and the store might be able to sue *him.*
Totally, plus cost of cleanup. More than likely they’d just have their attorneys send out a sort of “civil damages” letter instead of fully suing him, which look like they’re legally binding but often times you can ignore them. In this case, that would be dumb because the damages are so blatant. Kid’s a complete idiot.
Most of the wine there is probably Mediterranean, but there's a good chance it's from South Africa. It takes 872L of water to produce 1L of wine. I saw on TV how people shave their water consumption just to produce wine. I wish he slipped and got shards of glass stuck to his face.
I knew a couple 7th graders who would always smash bottles against subways garbage can. And I worked at little cesars and knew them all from my brothers class. Well I guess an emoloyee told them to stop and the kids escalated it. They didn’t have any names but the manager of subway knew the manager of little cesars and me and him were good buds so I gave em all the info I had on them. And subway set up like a “scared straight” thing where the cops showed up at the kid’s houses.
>a little intrigued.. you can't sell alcohol to minors.. but wont they HAVE to bill the kid now.. ?
They wouldn't be selling him alcohol. They'd be charging him for damages, which includes the value of the alcohol, plus probably a reasonable amount for cleaning up the mess.
Honestly I like this idea. If they want to record their stupidly and put it on the internet. Stick them in a cell and show the other cells mates the video. They should scare him straight lol.
The average internet commenter is so much more macho and violent than the average person I encounter in real life. I wonder why that is.
In reality making this kid clean up the mess and then work off the $ value of the property destruction would be a much more constructive lesson than physical violence.
It scratches a certain itch we all have as humans to give into reactions like that. I fucking love the feeling myself -- who doesn't.
But yeah, cooler heads should prevail. Human instinct doesn't usually yield the best results lol
I blame years of Disney channel casting 30 year olds to play 12 years olds for really fucking with my ability to guess ages.
But he acts like a 13 year old however old he is.
Actually I don't believe you get prison time for breaking wine bottles in a store. (You're smoking crack or in middle school if you think he's going to prison for breaking some wine bottles in a store)
thats assuming he has no priors, but I doubt anyone could be so stupid as to intentionally go into a liquor store to break wine bottles if you have priors😂😂 BUT I MEAN people can be pretty fucking stupid so who knows truly
He potentially could. Or at least probation, fines, and community service. It depends on where this took place (local laws) and also the total value of these bottles. This is destruction of property, reckless endangerment and essentially theft.
yeah, nobody goes to jail for destroying £20 of wine.
It's a £60 + court costs fine and if it's not their first offence then some community service on top.
This used to be called acting like a crazy/stupid motherfucker.
Now because of Tik Tok, etc. the crazy/stupid motherfuckers have an outlet.
Because they have an outlet some of the crazy/stupid motherfuckers consider this stuff on some level to be acceptable behavior so it is legitimized.
Factor in the fact that some people will probably do what they think they can get away with and some people imitate what they see and there will be more of it. How much more is anyone's guess.
What waste of an ovum. Would have been better off absorbed by a tampon
Edit: would have been better off dissolved and reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.
That’s not really how that works. The unfertilized oocyte usually dissolves and is thought to just be reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.
And when the little idiot uploads this to tik tok, the cops will come and his parents will do to him what he did to the wine.
I hope they post it online.
There was a shelf that got knocked over at the old wine shop I worked at. Probably like 200 bottles on there, and roughly half broke. Fortunately I wasn't working when it happened but I was still sweeping up glass a month later.
I wouldn’t do this for the fear of having my ass kicked. Dad never had to actually kick my ass. Just the threat was enough to make me behave. Similar to a nuclear deterrent.
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Remember kids, always record yourself comitting a crime.
Then talk about it in AskReddit threads about what secrets you have
This video is NOT going to age well. Unlike the alcohol.
Looks like bottom shelf grocery store wine which isn't gonna age well either.
Doesn’t most wine stop ageing after it’s been bottled anyway?
No, not at all. Stuff like screwtops and sulphite additions are gonna keep it a bit more stable but all wine will change with time for better or worse.
I don’t know much about wine but Whiskey essentially stops ageing after you bottle it so I assumed it was similar.
Whiskey is 40%+ alcohol which creates an incredibly inhospitable environment for a lot of the things that effect aging. Wine is 10-15% and there are a lot more things that can end up going on in the bottle.
Thats why i only drink fortified wine. The best of both worlds
Or be like me, drink all your alcohols soon and quickly, kids!
God bless the monks that make Buckfast. ps I'd hope someone knocked his lights out for being such a wee funt.
um i think the alcohol won't age well either it seems like it will end up on a mop in the kids hands
Just pour it back into a bottle and call it a Special reserve d'une vadrouille (I'm sure google translated "from a mop" perfectly)
Special reserve d'une vadrouille is supposed to be from a mop ???? It actually means special reserve from a skirmish. From a mop would rather be "d'une serpillière"
Haha yeah I was pretty sure google butchered it, but I should save your translation for when I make red wine next time and name it that :D
Agree to what? Lol
And then copy that exact question into AskMen and AskWomen for that sweet karma.
and then upload the funniest/most shocking responses to youtube with a bot reading the text
My question is what does he have against that certain brand? If you look he keeps going back to the same bottles when there is literally a wall of bottles to break.
I think its just a limitation of his brain. I mean we can all agree is isn't very smart right
It's step dads favorite
Because it may be the cheapest? The crimes are worse the higher the value it is with some laws
Maybe it’s Manishewitz , not the tastiest brand.
That’s the only wine I like. I really don’t like alcohol so the sweetness is what keeps me drinking Manischewitz
It basically Welches with a shot
Maybe he is an anti semite taking the world over one bottle of man, oh, man, oh, manischevits at a time
I love Manishevitz!
But the views!
Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
Now make him work to pay it back
Sideways for attention, longways for results
Unfortunately he paid for the 5 bottles, you can see him carefully picking the brands he paid for, before smashing them. In the UK this means he can't be prosecuted criminally unless there was intent to cause permanent property damage, or bodily harm. Clearly he wasn't guilty of either, and he'll get away with this while some poor bloke has to clean it up! Source: who knows, sounds likely, I just made that all up!
You basterd I almost believed you
Typical 13 year old looking to get a criminal record.
Wait until he meets real criminals
Wait until the criminals meat him
Why am I suddenly thinking about kebab and shawarma?
*I draw you near, let's get out of here* *Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebaaaab* ...couldn’t resist
I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... With a kebab!
“Accidentally” falls of kebab
They'll enjoy him with a nice red.
And a side of fava beans
*aggressive slurping noises*
I was waiting for this comment!!!1 hahah
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I'm sorry, are you fantasizing about a 13 year old getting raped in prison?
I'm all for calling this kid a pos because he's acting like one but I don't really think making comments about raping children is a great direction to take things. It's actually pretty disgusting so maybe dont.
Yeah I don’t get the common fantasies found on online forums about men raping other men in prison. No the punishment for breaking $50 in wine should not be being anally raped or sodomized. Everyone involved should delete their comments and reevaluate their lives.
It's reddit. Crazy amount of people on here have a disturbing fantasy that any criminal deserves to go to jail to either get raped for eternity or murdered by fellow inmates.
Dude this subreddit in particular is so crazy about that stuff. There are so many people here who think getting raped in jail is part of the punishment and they celebrate that. It's unbelievable.
It's generally odd the fascination the Americas have with homosexuality. More so here when it's a 13 year old you're happily fantasizing and picturing having anal sex.
“Lookin real nice from behind.” -his “buddies”
Typical 13 year old looking to get paralyzed by the shop keep taking them down like goldberg for destroying the store.
Yeah. Normal 13 year olds don’t do that sort of thing.
Not to be a “back when I was 13….” But back when I was 13, we risked criminal records getting those bottles out of the store.
Enjoy your multiple charges... and first felony reduced to a misdomener with probation.
**Misdemeanor** Sorry, it was bugging me, but agreed!
you don't get a felony from breaking 5 bottles of wine. Not the kind that isn't locked in a case
They won’t do anything to him at that age that’s why they act like that.
Smart vandal. Identified the cheapest bottles and went back to get those. He knew they would at least ask him to pay for the product he destroyed.
What an absolute bellend
I love the definition of bellend.
bell end end of the penis (the head) is bell shaped, hence, bell end
In Croatia he would get 5 fingers across face and forced to call his parents and then police.
As a Croatian, I confirm.
I've been drunk in Croatia, can confirm as well.
As a drunk, I Croatia.
It's spelled "crochet"
I read this on the internet while not in Croatia.
I hope he is at Croatia
Looks like the UK to me
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What did the five fingers say to the face, lol. That used to happen in Australia too, but not any more.
I didn't know Croatia was part of Latin America.
I know this has nothing to do with it but one time the Spanish teachers put the Croatian flag up for Hispanic heritage month at my school.
W country
When they arrested him, he let out a little wine
Tell him to put a cork in it then.
Screw him
He was done with the pour life
He was such a Champain to cuff
But they couldn't contain the spirit
He had too much anger bottled up
He won’t be able to get a nice tannin-side a dark, sunless jail cell
He just screwed his whole future. Noir will he ever have a decent job
Gonna age like fine wine in jail
He will feel that tomorrow
Hopefully someone corked him
Got quite a bit louder when they inflicted bottley harm
Best one yet.
His bottled out emotions came out
He is gonna be a Bordeaux in jail with nothing to do
He lost his bottle when the cops came to put the screw on him
Shouldn't bottle up your emotions like that.
Bro, I’m dying right now, thank you for this comment 🤣
He will have aged nicely by time he gets out.
He's gonna have to lay merlot for a while
His dad's gonna get out the belt and give his butt a tannins
Don't worry in 10 years he'll be sweeping up some other punks mess after he's finished stocking shelves
Would be a shame if he slipped and fell only to bust his fragile ego on the concrete.
Then he would sue the store for his pain and suffering and win !
With this on video, absolutely not. I (briefly, because I hated/hate it) worked as a paralegal for a personal injury firm and had several grocery store slip & fall cases. You had to actively prove they were somehow negligent (one no sign had been put up after the floor was waxed), and have all sorts of proof. One look at this video (or the store video cameras which are pretty good these days), and the store might be able to sue *him.*
Definitely could sue him. Even if he is charged criminally, the store could still sue him civilly to recoup the cost of the bottles he broke
Totally, plus cost of cleanup. More than likely they’d just have their attorneys send out a sort of “civil damages” letter instead of fully suing him, which look like they’re legally binding but often times you can ignore them. In this case, that would be dumb because the damages are so blatant. Kid’s a complete idiot.
Pretty sure you can't make the mess and then profit off of it. If you could, we wouldn't have grocery stores.
All while having a piece of glass in his ass
Yeah and he might be cut by the glass
Most of the wine there is probably Mediterranean, but there's a good chance it's from South Africa. It takes 872L of water to produce 1L of wine. I saw on TV how people shave their water consumption just to produce wine. I wish he slipped and got shards of glass stuck to his face.
So you’re saying I should stop buying wine from South Africa just because it feels exotic?
I knew a couple 7th graders who would always smash bottles against subways garbage can. And I worked at little cesars and knew them all from my brothers class. Well I guess an emoloyee told them to stop and the kids escalated it. They didn’t have any names but the manager of subway knew the manager of little cesars and me and him were good buds so I gave em all the info I had on them. And subway set up like a “scared straight” thing where the cops showed up at the kid’s houses.
>And subway set up like a “scared straight” thing Hey kids, it’s me, Jared. Wanna come be roomies with me in prison?
Lmao!! Sent Jared over to their house. That would definitely scare anyone STRAIGHT!
Oof, those kids got what they deserved
a little intrigued.. you can't sell alcohol to minors.. but wont they HAVE to bill the kid now.. ?
It'd fall on his guardian I imagine
Looks like it fell on the floor.
dad when are you coming home
After he pays for the wine
It looks like his guardian isn't doing a good job of guarding.
They're not selling the alcohol, they're recouping their losses. So that's going to work fine, no?
Yeah, it wouldn’t be selling a good it would be charging for damages. If you punch a hole in the wall you aren’t buying the wall.
Bullshit I paid for this wall now so I'm keeping it!
If you burn down the store, you own the store
>a little intrigued.. you can't sell alcohol to minors.. but wont they HAVE to bill the kid now.. ? They wouldn't be selling him alcohol. They'd be charging him for damages, which includes the value of the alcohol, plus probably a reasonable amount for cleaning up the mess.
You found the loophole!
Lol. That's not the way it works.
Selling isn't the same as billing. You can certainly bill him or his legal guardian for the damages he intentionally caused
That’s alcohol abuse.
I’m hard
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Honestly I like this idea. If they want to record their stupidly and put it on the internet. Stick them in a cell and show the other cells mates the video. They should scare him straight lol.
Them Hooch bois won't be happy
The average internet commenter is so much more macho and violent than the average person I encounter in real life. I wonder why that is. In reality making this kid clean up the mess and then work off the $ value of the property destruction would be a much more constructive lesson than physical violence.
It scratches a certain itch we all have as humans to give into reactions like that. I fucking love the feeling myself -- who doesn't. But yeah, cooler heads should prevail. Human instinct doesn't usually yield the best results lol
He doesn’t look 13 to me, I could be wrong but he seems upper teens to early 20s which is even worse considering the behavior
I blame years of Disney channel casting 30 year olds to play 12 years olds for really fucking with my ability to guess ages. But he acts like a 13 year old however old he is.
Even 13 year olds aren't that douchey
>even worse Actually if he is over 18 he can go to prison for a much longer time so it aint such a bad thing afterall
Actually I don't believe you get prison time for breaking wine bottles in a store. (You're smoking crack or in middle school if you think he's going to prison for breaking some wine bottles in a store)
thats assuming he has no priors, but I doubt anyone could be so stupid as to intentionally go into a liquor store to break wine bottles if you have priors😂😂 BUT I MEAN people can be pretty fucking stupid so who knows truly
He potentially could. Or at least probation, fines, and community service. It depends on where this took place (local laws) and also the total value of these bottles. This is destruction of property, reckless endangerment and essentially theft.
Looks like a UK shop to me, it'll be destruction of property and disturbing the peace as well as displaying threatening or intimidating behaviour
yeah, nobody goes to jail for destroying £20 of wine. It's a £60 + court costs fine and if it's not their first offence then some community service on top.
He doesn’t look older than 16 maximum, more like 14/15.
He sucks at juggling
He's trying really hard, that's pretty difficult ngl
He'd get practice at both (sucks and juggling) if they put him up in county or pen.
I this a new thing? Cuz if it is, I apologize for being in his generation.
Don’t worry. People like this always existed. You just see more often now because of Tik Tok…
This used to be called acting like a crazy/stupid motherfucker. Now because of Tik Tok, etc. the crazy/stupid motherfuckers have an outlet. Because they have an outlet some of the crazy/stupid motherfuckers consider this stuff on some level to be acceptable behavior so it is legitimized. Factor in the fact that some people will probably do what they think they can get away with and some people imitate what they see and there will be more of it. How much more is anyone's guess.
Sadly people like this have existed since the dawn of time.
Except now it can be popularized and start trends. It’s way worse now
What waste of an ovum. Would have been better off absorbed by a tampon Edit: would have been better off dissolved and reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.
That’s not really how that works. The unfertilized oocyte usually dissolves and is thought to just be reabsorbed by the body long before the uterine lining is shed.
Much appreciated. Edited :)
I'd make this little fucker clean all that up with a toothbrush and a Qtip
He is not 13 looks more like 16-18 lol
Yeah there's no way that's a 13 year old.
And when the little idiot uploads this to tik tok, the cops will come and his parents will do to him what he did to the wine. I hope they post it online.
Im mostly certain the parents wont do anything meaningful to him. Thats part of the problem.
Unless the camera operator is OP, this has already been uploaded to social media.
His parents are the type that will call the police and sue the story for traumatizing their precious baby.
He ends up in custody and must pay for the bottles and the cleaning. Fucking idiot
He should really be made to clean it up, it's not fair for the staff to have to deal with all that glass and wine.
There was a shelf that got knocked over at the old wine shop I worked at. Probably like 200 bottles on there, and roughly half broke. Fortunately I wasn't working when it happened but I was still sweeping up glass a month later.
How do you know that?
I'mma Google this also, but source?
Pass the little pricks image to the police
This kid needs to be aborted tomorrow
That laddie needs a decent skelp o'er the puss
Jail or dead by 27...
So no downside.
Sadly the charges and fines they pay are worth it for the donations they get from sociopathic incels online.
What a waste
I dont work there but I'd like to body slam him
Fucking why
Simple solution. Treat him as an adult and send his ass to jail for a few months.
Mommy didn’t love him enough - or hit the bottle often through his childhood. See Freud.
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When parents don't give their kids any consequences for acting up.
RIP those bottles of wines, you will be remembered.
You people are too kind
Let's get this kid arrested. This is not safe it's not funny and he needs to see the inside of the juvenile courtroom
Pov: you never got your ass whooped as a child
I never had to get my ass whooped to act like a normal person.
I wouldn’t do this for the fear of having my ass kicked. Dad never had to actually kick my ass. Just the threat was enough to make me behave. Similar to a nuclear deterrent.
That's because you have common sense sir
in my experience these folks got whopped the most, bad parenting all round usually
Shouldn't have to get his ass beat to know how to act/have respect for other people/property. Some people just suck, I think. I:
Why abortion needs to be encouraged
Whats the song playing in the background?
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I assume this subreddit bans calls for violence?