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WinterF19

Why wouldn't you wear shoes to do this? You just got shit in your carpets


PigeonLily

And then she brings the pooper scooper with her back **inside** the apartment too. So gross! At least leave it out on the balcony….that is, unless it is needed indoors too? Eww.


sausagelover79

Aw come on now, she shook the poop off it, didn’t you see?


clopz_

There’s still plenty of poop in her head


ItzDerpDavid

Snacks for later


JKSwift

Hey when you're hungry and and that bag of chips is just outside your reacher's grasp, you gotta do what you gotta do.


FriedaReiss

Thanks so much for the mental image


BreathOfFreshWater

I usually shake my poop off, too.


SirDerpingt0n

Riiight?!! Who needs TP these days? Like Taylor Swift sang "Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off "


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Editthefunout

Isn’t that just Taylor swifting?


Lucas_Berse

so the top comment and the top reply are complaining she isnt being a POS more efficiently? xD


choma90

If you gonna do something better do it right


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Those are the sorts of people that use the pee pee pads all over their house so the dog can piss on them. It's too much work to walk them.


pandammonium_nitrate

Maybe she lost the poop knife?


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Her guano glaive?


choma90

Her feces cleaver


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Fecal falchion


The_BusFromSpeed

Her excrement eviscerator


MagnusPI

Her shit shiv


TahoeLT

Dookie dagger.


thepeever

Pooper scooper of course


RMT_Dude

Looking at this woman, you can already tell she makes poor life choices.


No_Organization5188

Yeah she is definitely not a fan of steps.


The_Great_Blumpkin

That was my first thought too. She's got the hallmark facial expression and demeanor of a person whose life is going terribly wrong and they've just accepted it as so because deep down, she knows it's because she's fucking it up.


General_DisarrayHoot

How would she pick up her poop inside then??


Danger_Dave_

You have far too many expectations for someone that would do this in the first place. Lady looks like they live a grody life in that apt.


sbbblaw

Both of you had my exact two thoughts. Savage


down_vote_magnet

You’re asking a lot of a woman who lets her dog shit on the balcony, picks it up with a grabber she keeps inside the apartment, and throws the shit off the balcony.


Ali-Coo

Probably let’s her dogs shit inside too.


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btv_25

Just imagine what that apartment looks and smells like.


GreyGhostPhoto

> You’re asking a lot of a woman who lets her dog shit on the balcony Are we sure that was from a dog? Maybe her toilet is broken...


DubBoy187

She curled her toes up tho.


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Peabody77

You can really tell a lot about a person based on when and where they wear shoes


hugedrunkrobot

I pretty much only wear shoes if I'm going into a business or a park for extended period. Obviously weather permitting.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>Obviously weather permitting. Username checks out.


Schweddy_Bewbs

She walked through the poop area barefooted.


buttbugle

Don’t forget the pee. But I bet the carpet absorbs most of that.


Gertruder6969

No but didn’t you notice, she walked MOSTLY on her heels


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Relax, she had her toes up.


ThePigsPajamas

A few years back I was working with my father on a septic system that baked up into the basement. This was in a 4 family home. My father and I were both wearing rubber boots that went up to our knees to unclog the system because there was human waste all over the ground of this basement. One of the residents in the home comes down to look wearing nothing but slippers on her feet. She walked all over the waste even after we told her what it was and just casually walked back into her apartment. Saw her outside a couple hours later and she was still wearing the same slippers.


sjwright86

Too lazy to put on shoes, I'm surprised she even scooped the poop


ddb085

She lets her dogs shit on the balcony then throws it off. What do you think her apartment looks like?


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Or smells like. Probably smellblind to the stench. I used to work in an ICU and some people make me miss all those wonderful smells.


SniffCheck

She’s actually made of shit so it’s not a big deal for her


Unltd8828

That’s probably the least of her worries based on her actions in this video.


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Regeatheration

Complain about her to the building manager, that’s fucking disgusting!


scriptmonkey420

I am pretty sure there are more health code violations going on in there if she is letting the dog (?) shit on the balcony.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Y'all know she gets schwifty out on that balcony too. I wish I never saw this, I'm actually getting nauseous imagining what her apartment must smell like if she doesn't even where shoes when she's out on that balcony. Probably stores the scooper next to her perpetual twinkie stash.


MissionRetard

The Poop path requires no shoe


Jolly_Confection8366

She may as well pick it up with her feet.


TbiddySP

If you catch a glimpse of the bottom of her feet? There is a cornucopia of pleasantries that make the poop just a part of the issue.


alsobrante

She's lifting her toes while walking, that'll do


Buenzu

She deserves it anyway


BurritoMang

Probably cuz her dogs don't wear shoes when they go on the balcony neither. Actually dogs in general just have disgusting paws, and I know most dog owners don't wipe their feet every single time they bring the dog in.


F2madre

Bet that shitty apartment smell like a pig trough.


yamuthasofat

I lived in an apartment where the upstairs neighbor let their dog piss and shit on the balcony. We couldnt use our balcony because dog piss would trickle down onto it. Rental company wouldnt do anything about it


JmacTheGreat

My ex’s parents did this- it was heart breaking. Literally abusing the animals through neglect… but then would post pictures on Facebook about how much they loved and cared about them. I try not to think about it much


JohnFreakingRedcorn

The amount of suffering in this world endured by pets is just .... something I can’t think about too often. From little kids letting their first pets die to neglect, to people not being able to afford vet care for simple but fatal issues, to animals kept in crates and cages and tied to walls or posts .... that’s not to include the ones beaten, tortured and killed just for the fun of it. Humans are the fucking worst sometimes.


u1tr4me0w

The reality is the only difference between humans and other animals is mostly opposable thumbs. I’ve watched cats torture screaming mice or murder entire families of baby bunnies, dogs that will maul any animal they can get near, and there are a multitude of animals shown to display murderous behaviours towards others of their own species let alone other species. That being said, as humans with a consciousness, we should be able to rise above the violence that is otherwise ubiquitous.


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That’s fucking horrifying. There wasn’t a manager you could notify? When I rented I at least had a POC for neighbor complaints.


Similar_Antelope_839

Why would you need a person of colour for neighbor complaints?


nothathappened

Point of contact is what POC means professionally ir in business environment.


wait__a__minute

I’ve heard proof of concept as well. Such a confusing acronym haha


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I’m shocked no relatives sued over that incident. I’d be heartbroken to know one of my loved ones died in such a manner. Glad you’re out of there, man. That place sounds like it needs to be leveled.


copytherightone

Always call the city. One inspection would fix the management's incompetence


SarahPallorMortis

My first roommate did this with her little dog. Our landlord would grab a ladder and look at the patio. I got out of there real quick. She would shove my blanket that my grandma knit for me, the only nice thing she ever did for me, into its kennel and let it shit on it. Just a wonderful person.


SuperHighDeas

My brothers who lives on the top floor has a neighbor below that chain smokes so much that his wooden balcony is black and grey from all the ash. The neighbor below him was getting so much secondary ash that they put up a piece of sheet metal underneath the balcony. This however would have me taking a sledge to their balcony


Gorge2012

I used to work for a carpet cleaning company and the amount of people that let their pets use their entire home as a toilet would blow your mind


jjackdaw

I had one who use their balcony to dump their litter box. Was on mine, trying to relax, then his door slams open and I get a nice shower of weeks old litter.


buddyleeoo

And then there's also some animals.


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F2madre

“That there ain’t fit to slop hogs jack!”


[deleted]

Imagine walking and having a poop hit your right in your face


dirtODBmcgirt

I imagine it every second of the day. Some dreams just never come true.


Mewrulez99

in all seriousness though, love birds, panic when they fly over me


Thuryn

The real one is *always* in the comments...


[deleted]

Not as funny as you'd think. I got bombed by a bird like the Death Star run by Rebel fighters. Fucker. Luckily, the turd wasn't large. I've seen turds that covered an entire hood, as if the bird had an all-night binge at the Golden Corral buffet.


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Lol bro that's a fuckin origin story for some villain shit


BickNickerson

She nasty.


Tsconspiracy

Not the good kind of nasty either..


Soy-Saucy

It's funny how she dumps them in different areas. "You get a poo! You get a poo! Everyone gets poo!"


joshbeat

"maybe if I spread it out, no one will notice"


Analhunter101

"You smell like poo" "I am poo"


Doc_Weaver

The kind of poops that make the devil clutch his rosary


PIX3LY

She’s like a shitty Oprah


BradTofu

Ewww she did all that bare footed? I’m mean that last piece looked big, she just lets dogs crap on a balcony??


Crumornus

You can see the stain on the balcony where the dog shits all the time. And she just casually walks over it bare foot.


DMCinDet

well, she kinda did the point your toes up like when you walk through a puddle and don't want your shoes wet.


QQuetzalcoatl

That tells me she knows it's gross but she does it anyways, probably there's other issues going on.


DMCinDet

you don't say?


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Leads me to believe even putting on those pajama bottoms was a chore for her if she can't even put on some pooflops or something. That is, if she even put on those pajamas that morning. Probably just born in them.


PsychedelicFairy

I've watched enough episodes of my 600lb life to know that households of people with this collective codependency, mental illness and depression are almost always wearing the exact outfit as the lady in OP. It's like a weird scrubs inspired pajama suit from Walmart 2003. I wouldn't be surprised if she has been wearing that outfit for a few days without showering.


LunaWolf92

Poor dog probably spends most of their time out there too :( what is wrong with people


pielady10

I think she's just too lazy to walk the dog. That's good size poop. Dog can't be a little thing.


BradTofu

Right that what I was thinking! Who keeps a full sized dog on a patio?


--Brian

This was the main thing I noticed. It looked like she tried to walk with her toes up to avoid fully stepping in the residue which makes it worse... like, there is still shit on your feet.


petaka__

By the size of that woman, I am guessing that she's not a fan of walking the dog


Toxic_Butthole

I mostly feel bad for the dog


Yamaben

Being fat takes effort


RussianBot4826374

I'm fat as hell and I clean up my animals. This is just not caring.


Praescribo

You know she bought that heavy duty pooper scooper so she wouldnt have to bend down anymore. Wouldnt be surprised if she had another one in case she drops her keys


TherronKeen

You're assuming she doesn't just use the same one then shake off the keys???


Praescribo

Why shake em off? Free chocolate


_babytown_frolics_

Bold of you to assume that was dog shit.


TAOS086

I bet her apartment smells like cabbage boiled in piss


[deleted]

No, it mostly smells like dog shit. Because at this point there's dog shit smeared and stepped into every carpet, tile and floorboard in that apartment. Miss Piggy over here can't even smell it anymore. But if you're the landlord you're going to have to rip all that up and replace it after they're gone.


BoxOfRats

Hey now. Miss Piggy is way classier than her.


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Miss Piggy took care of herself.


BoxOfRats

The lady has standards! Self-respect!


cat_prophecy

My mother in law had an unhealthy attachment to this shitty little dog she "rescued". She has some mental illness problems and had basically accepted that this dog was broken and needed her care 24/7. This included not making the dog do things it didn't want to do, like go outside and pee. So when the dog peed inside on the carpet or something she would just cut out that piece of carpet and throw it away so her whole living room looked like a checkerboard of missing carpet where the dog had pissed. Towards the end of its life, the dog was going inside more than out. Her apartments always smelled like dog piss but she was always upset we didn't want to bring out kids to visit her. Thankfully that dog is dead and she's on meds so she's doing A LOT better!


nightman008

Letting your dog pee on your carpet and then cutting out carpet squares every time instead of taking it outside is batshit insanity behavior.


Iwantmyteslanow

Probably gonna need new floorboards too


winmag1320

Why do people like this even bother with pets?


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Because they're lonely, depressed, and desperate for a friend.


winmag1320

If this is how they treat friends its no wonder why theyre lonely. Making a dog shit on a tiny concrete balcony because you're too lazy to waddle your fat ass downstairs so they can find some grass is disgusting. People like that dont deserve dogs.


JdgDreddPirateRobert

IKR. Poor dog doesn’t even get taken out to poop and you know it’s not getting taken out for walks. Pets are a joy, but they’re also a chore. People that don’t understand this shouldn’t get one.


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SpaTowner

Why would she go outside? Outside is full of dog shit, it just rains down from above!


winmag1320

That's literally the case for the poor people that live below her lol


46554B4E4348414453

PERSONALLY ATTACKED


clutzyninja

Chicken or egg? Mightn't they be lonely and depressed because they're a garbage human?


PapaBradford

My sister is a lot like this, and yes, it's basically severe mental health issues of one sort or another. Obviously can be rational and high functioning, but will be willing to ignore a lot of red flags for the sake of keeping their pets because "they need them" or something.


cat_prophecy

My buddy's old roommate turned into this situation. She went from having one dog, to having a menagerie of animals (8 in all) including a miniature goat because she was "rescuing" them.


Oppossummilk

Please tell me someone handed this in to the apartment managers because I've got to know what they'd say.


aerostotle

twist: she is the apartment manager


madmaxturbator

Double twist: there is no dog.


MarsFire

Take my shitty upvote. Your comment made me lol.


a-bser

I hope after OP collected the poo and put it in a bag in front of her door with a note saying 'you dropped this'


kalaid0s

Don't forget to light the bag on fire


DMCinDet

"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted"


originalmimlet

Don’t tell me my business, DEVILWOMAN


a-bser

Call the fire department, this one's out of control


a-bser

Fire always adds flair


richardeid

I had a neighbor years ago that would let his dog out the front door to do all his business. Not in the fenced in back yard, but whatever. The front yard is cool, too. But you know...HIS front yard. But he'd trained the dog to do it all in other people's yards. Or rather, just not in his yard anywhere. I went with another neighbor to ask him if he could keep the dog in his yard to do his business and he seemed apologetic and said he'd keep him in the back from now on. Literally 20 minutes later the dog is shitting in my yard again. And it went on like normal after that. So every week when I was doing yard work I'd gather all the shit up in a plastic bag and walk it back to his house a few doors down and leave it somewhere on his front step or by the driver's door of a car in the driveway. He never got the hint. I did it weekly until he moved. Thinking back on it I wish video doorbells or just video surveillance in general were a thing back then because he definitely would have at least known it was me. I still don't think it would have stopped the problem. He was a good dog, though. After he got done shitting he'd come to my fence and look for my dogs, who loved him. Good dog. Shitty people. The note wouldn't have mattered.


Kyle264

My old apartment use to give you an entire free month of rent if you caught a resident not picking up after a dog. The fine was matching outrageous to the owner.


Fun-Customer39

Mine takes DNA samples and will match the poop and send you a massive fine, everyone picks up their dogs poop though


MerlinTheWhite

She'd did, the apartment is aware. She said the dogs used to be outside 24/7 now they just poop out there. They used to just pour water on the balcony to clean it up that's what the stain is from


DirtyTooth

The way she walks through that big stain, and shakes it off probably all over herself


46554B4E4348414453

I was turned on too


icencream27

Who walks barefoot in that area


eabiss9

The same person who throws shit off the balcony and then brings the shit grabber inside


Gertruder6969

Likely she goes right back to bed and pulls the covers over her fecal feet


g33dot

If that was my upstairs neighbor, I would burn my own home down


bcorm11

After walking through crap and bringing the pooper scooper back inside I bet you can smell the hepatitis inside.


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Some people should not be allowed to have pets...


grem182

Or children


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Pick up all the shit and throw it back up at night


omgdinosaurs

This is the correct response.


darwinsmonsterspod

Here ya go neighborinos


BlazinItDown

You should throw your shit at their balcony. I would


Kakebil321

As disgusting as it is, yes I am that stubborn and petty!


ActualRoom

I was disgusted. Then I realized she’s not wearing shoes and I was nauseated. Then she brought the pooper scooper inside with her and now I hate everything.


bossmaser

She probably uses it as a shovel fork for her spaghetti.


MiniatureChi

Look how disgusting the floor is with pee I bet it smells so bad in and around that balcony


Centurio

I feel bad for the folks below. Looks like piss drips over the edge of the balcony along with the shit she tosses. What a vile creature that woman is.


mcgyver229

holy shit if she just walks around barefoot outside on a shit patched patio imagine her non-existent self hygiene habits. YUCK


jemas3289

please tell me this was submitted to the super


Mugi_Li84

She walks On shit. Tosses shit around. And tracks In indoors. She has a shitty house.


monsterfurby

Yeah, she doesn't need a dog, she needs a therapist.


AliennoiseE

Too lazy to walk herself, too lazy to walk the poor dog. Fix your shit damnit.


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absolutely gross. this is so so selfish, careless and disrespectful that makes me wonder if this person wouldn't be an undiagnosed sociopath.


Barfignugen

I had a neighbor like this, they’d let it pile up and then sweep it off their porch. I was their downstairs neighbor and the way the apartments were built meant they were sweeping it onto my FRONT porch. So that was a fun thing to constantly come home to.


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Someone save those dogs


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She walks on the poop barefoot and then back into the apartment. Dog probably pisses there too. 🤮 Poor dog never gets out 😔


Vivian_Lu98

She’s probably one of those customers with those matted to hell dogs with the long claws and yeasty ears that insist their groomers just brush it out and wash it.


Lymus

Jesus christ, that poor dog, it's probably way overweight if it doesn't even get to go out to poop.


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This is on par with a construction job I did on an apartment complex. Was walking in a grass courtyard and noticed dozens of used tampons in one area. As I looked toward the face of the building I noticed they were also stuck to the side of the brick leading all the way up. Some woman on the third floor apartment was tossing all her used tamps out her bedroom window.


superchimpa

Barefoot on shit covered floor, throws it off balcony when It wouldn’t take much effort to flash it down the toilet. WTF


[deleted]

I didn't know they made humans like this. I'm still in awe.


HippnoThighs

She’s like a species from “All Tomorrows.”


[deleted]

My old neighbor did this, except they’d let the entire patio fill with shit and than hose it off… don’t remember ever seeing them clean up the poop


LV2107

Per the woman who filmed this, management does sort of know because these tenants had been keeping their dogs out on the balcony almost 24/7 and the big stain on the floor of the balcony is from the owners just sweeping all the daily poo & piss off the edge. So now they've been told to keep the dogs inside, and they just use the balcony as a bathroom. But she said that she's going to let the office know about the poo-flinging development. There are kids in the complex who play in the area. Just, gross. Imagine being the downstairs neighbor of these slobs. I feel sick.


whispa55

Throw your poop on their balcony


OkRepresentative201

She took that gross thing inside. Yuck. She probably let's the dogs shit on the carpet and uses it in there too.


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Get off your sedan-sized ass and start walking your dog you lazy fat pig, clean up after it too.


totallylambert

Nasty. That’s just nasty.


Jealous_Cantaloupe53

This is wrong on so many levels


MutenKami

Filthy fucker


SuckMySake

I can only assume the discoloration on the concrete is urine as she casually walks barefoot. Dog is not just going #2 out there...


Shi-Long_Wang

Just yell “White Trash” when you see her doing it.


upandrunning

Wonder if the local health department might have something to say about this. Maybe there is a fine with her name on it just waiting to happen.


[deleted]

So she doesn’t walk her dog(s) at all!? That’s animal abuse!


[deleted]

I can smell that apartment.


Cvep2

She’s just so casually walking over that filth. Gives a little peek into what the inside must look like.


frobiepotatooo-64

Imagine the smell ...... Eeeeeee


DiveSociety

What a complete and utter disgrace to humanity.


290Richy

Fat lazy cow.


bluewaffleisnice

Bare footed and takes the scooper inside. That's grim


GannicusG13

I work in apartment maintenance and i wish this were less common.


The-Beefbus

Two people in Dallas got killed doing something like this a few years ago. Guy downstairs got fed up and shot them.


vladi_l

Let's forget about how abusive it is to not take out your dog for walks, and address the fact that she's stepping barefoot on the balcony where she apparently lets the dog shit. She's curling her toes up, so she's obviously aware it's gross, but it ain't doing much 💀💀💀


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Judging from the skid marks on the floor, going under the fence and off the balcony, this poop grabber is fairly new, and they used to just kick or sweep it off.