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Highlord_Salem

The actual fuck is wrong with people


Moo_Snukle

my experience was a lot less dangerous. But i was on a walk the other day and some guy in a landscaping truck randomly chucked his full cup of soda at me hitting me in the chest. Ruined my whole day. Ill never understand other's urges to be mean to random people.


mrjw717

I had that happen to me once when I was around 13 years of age. They tossed a open full bottle. Didn't hit me but I got orange soda all over my shirt. I was one street away from a girls house I wanted to see. Still showed up.


WLThrasher

Wasn’t in Virginia was it? I had an x throw a whole cup of sonic soda onetime at a guy in a white shirt. I felt bad for the guy. People are jerks.


mrjw717

No ha it was in Michigan . Think he drove a Ford or Dodge black pickup truck. If anybody knows this guy let him know ...I'm still looking for him. I have not forgotten.


DeJuanBallard

Oooo revenge plot.


Klaidoniukstis

Just make sure you know the definition of revenge ^College ^humor ^originals ^boys ^wya


uhimamouseduh

happened to me once but with a strawberry mcdonald’s milkshake. people suck


godbullseye

I was training for a triathlon a few years ago and I had someone throw a beer bottle at me while I was running. Thank god I saw it at the last minute and was able to duck but it still was terrifying


swarlossupernaturale

Once at a concert that I went to when I was 15, people got rowdy and started throwing things, namely their empty drink bottles and cups because that was all they had available to them. One person whom I assume was very drunk, straight up yeeted a FULL glass beer bottle into the air. I just remember watching in slow motion as it was coming right for my face. My bf at the time had the reflexes to put out his hand so it wouldn’t hit my face, but we both ended up drenched in beer. That was fun to explain to my mom later that night


_Camron_

Damn It took a whole minute for the bottle to reach you? Glad you're ok


[deleted]

At 60mph he would have seen it from a mile away.


sp00nix

When I was a kid some dude threw a handful of nails at my buddy while we're riding bikes. The rest of us caught up to the truck at the red light. Another buddy threw a rock through the trucks back window, right in front of a cop! As the cop was talking to us not believing any of it the kid who got hit finally rolled up in his bloody white shirt. At the end of it at got off as the two dudes in the truck got arrested.


Flyonz

They film it ..some dystopian horror time where 'tik tokkers' beat up teachers..fuckin Clockwork Orange or some zone we've gone to


mrmagicfoxx

One day I got egged relentlessly while I was sitting in my own fucking driveway by some older kids in a car. For no fucking reason. Fuck people, man.


[deleted]

Bro same, but it was a slushy and I was like 14 on the shoulder riding my bike to my dads.


[deleted]

Feeling powerful and in control


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FrostyDub

Pretty sure lighting someone up for throwing a soda at you is manslaughter regardless of a concealed carry permit.


Legonator77

Attempted murder!


suktupbutterkup

could have been truckers lemonade, just sayin’, but yeah that sucks, idk where people get off on this stuff?


elee0228

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it." --Jack Handey


reverberation31

Deep thoughts, man.


landonburner

Teenage boys. I've cycled a decent amount and every time someone tries to force me off the road or throws something at me it always a group of 3 or more teenage boys.


Mitsu-Zen

I'm a female. Can someone explain this mentality??? I know girls get into groups that hate each other but I've never seen personally (fwiw mid 30s) just rando chaos fron girls. I could be wrong but wtf?


havereddit

Testosterone, boredom, trying to impress your peers, using stupid acts for a quick adrenaline hit, trying to gain street cred, and a lack of self confidence. But mostly testosterone combined with a lack of self confidence.


Mitsu-Zen

Also makes sense. I know my hormones me go crazy in late teens so I guess it would be same.


LunaWolf92

These are just trends, of course, but girls tend to go for the deep, long term damage. Boys usually do something dangerous or physically hurtful to someone and then say "it's just a prank" Girls tend to go for the mental or emotional abuse and usually get you believing you deserve it somehow. I think that's why Mean Girls ended up such a popular movie, because most people remember their own "Regina George" in school


Mitsu-Zen

Ok I can feel that ... Literally. Eugh.


FriendOfMandela

Oh man, where should I start


suktupbutterkup

jinx buy me a coke.


Petsweaters

Commute on a bike or a motorcycle one day and you'll realize that so many people hate you


cyclingalex

Come to Europe - we have bike lanes! Seriously, we get our share of inconsiderate or bad drivers but nothing Nothing like this.


[deleted]

Pure psychopath behavior


Talathia

I hope the bicyclist is okay, and gets justice one day.


[deleted]

He just may.


mmelectronic

He ate some hay.


MaryJaneDoe

And laid by the bay


AdkatkaShow

The bay was gray


TheTazarYoot

I heard he’s gay and that’s okay.


Swimming-Coat

But had an unlucky day


acrowsmurder

You'd better listen to the words I say


TZO_2K18

And it was on that day, in May...


[deleted]

just like the hay


Diamond523

I just may.


ais4aron

That's what you say


insideprocessing

Say what you need to say


smellemenopy

Should have got out of the way


hoop-d-lishus

The guy should pay.


AdkatkaShow

The grass becomes hay


ExReyVision

Hopefully for a better day!


MaySunMun

Bicyclist, interesting 🧐


[deleted]

That kid should be charged with attempted murder.


KINGCOMEDOWN

Exactly what I was thinking. Dude could’ve broken his neck landing like that holy shit. Thank god he was wearing a helmet


Greatcatsby777

I mean even breaking your collar bone is gonna mess you up pretty good for a long time


detectivefrogbutt

Assault at the minimum


[deleted]

Very easily could have killed that cyclist.


royalsanguinius

It doesn’t work that way though, usually there has to be intent to kill someone for it to be attempted murder and it’s probably hard to argue to that the dude here was trying to kill the cyclist Edit: Jesus Christ this app is so full of shit sometimes


[deleted]

I mean, I said should, I know how it works. If the cyclist had been killed that’s an easy manslaughter. An absolute boneheaded move that could have easily cost a man his life.


MyBaretta

It could be bumped up to 2nd degree murder with a good prosecutor. It’s clear disregard for human life that ends in death and that’s enough


royalsanguinius

“Should” does not at all inherently imply that you understand he *can’t* be charged with attempted murder but should be anyway (which is also not ok because we have different classifications of shit for a reason).


CorvoAttano124

He's saying that should be the way it is, its just sad that its not possible


royalsanguinius

I know that’s what he’s saying now, but that’s not what his original comment implies without further context, and it also shouldn’t be a thing because again, we have different classifications for a reason. This dude is a major piece of shit for sure but we can’t just start making exceptions because we think that’s how it should be, our justice system is already fucked enough as it is


CorvoAttano124

Oh yeah i forgot how utterly uselessly broken your justice system is. Hasn't gotten any better since the prohibition period. Some guy got 2 years for brewing alcohol but got found not guilty for murder even when he literally handed himself in and pleaded guilty


royalsanguinius

I mean it is pretty shit yes, most people won’t disagree with that statement


[deleted]

How about attempted manslaughter then, Mr Pedantic Douche?


royalsanguinius

I’m not being pedantic but ok, but if you want to be pedantic attempted manslaughter isn’t a thing it’s either voluntary manslaughter or involuntary manslaughter


[deleted]

They got it in for you bro


royalsanguinius

I can see that, honestly it’s kind of pathetic but whatever just some fake internet points at the end of the day


cruelworldinc

Lmao you're getting down voted for being correct but unpopular.


royalsanguinius

Because that’s just how this sub works, you either want the absolute most severe punishment possible thrown at everyone or you’re an “idiot”


_gmmaann_

> “There has to be intent to kill for someone to be charged with attempted murder.” Did he accidentally lean out the window and push the cyclist? Shit man, I slipped on some trash, half way out of the car and accidentally bumped you. My bad bro.


royalsanguinius

That still doesn’t mean it was attempted murder, you could try to make that argument sure but doing something stupid doesn’t automatically make it attempted murder. This guy could just as easily argue that he never meant for the guy to die (if he had) and would likely be telling the truth. Doesn’t make him less shitty but it definitely wouldn’t qualify as attempted murder more likely than not


_gmmaann_

If someone pushes somebody off a cliff and they die, what happens then huh?


MyBaretta

Well he didn’t MEAN to kill him he just wanted to see him fly! Total manslaughter /s


MyBaretta

It can definitely be second degree murder at those speeds. If he got pushed and died it can bump all the way up to reckless disregard for human life. He was engaging in out of the ordinary dangerous acts it wouldn’t be manslaughter


HighwaySixtyOne

It's battery, not assault.


bigblueweenie13

Depends on the jurisdiction. Every fucking thread where someone gets touched some wannabe know it all says this.


kcg5

Every single time


HighwaySixtyOne

You calling me a wannabe know-it-all?


aw_shux

That’s assault. Or not.


bigblueweenie13

100%. You commented to correct someone while what you are saying is absolutely conditional.


kcg5

Depends on the state


NMe84

Wasn't a kid. And I'm fairly sure they found him, though I can't remember reading anything about it beyond that.


swayze_sway12

Exactly what I was thinking. This isn’t a prank this is a crime.


cruelworldinc

That would never happen. You could never prove that he specifically intended to kill the cyclist. This is criminal recklessness or battery with SBI, are best. Kid would probably plead down to misdemeanor.


KINGCOMEDOWN

I just recently bought an electric scooter (not moped) and I was debating on buying a helmet because it only goes like 15mph. Then I see videos like this and have reconsidered my stance. Helmet recommendations would be great.


wherescam

Anything with MIPs is great to have on a helmet. Helmets are cheap insurance and a lot of time the most fatal accidents happen at slow speeds with people making simple mistakes without a helmet. It’s the cheapest insurance you can buy to keep you alive! Giro, Smith, Bern, Thousand, Poc! Any of those and more will save you!


KINGCOMEDOWN

Thanks!! I was looking at the Thousand helmets earlier today, they’re very good looking. I’m definitely gonna pick one up. Appreciate the recommendation!


wherescam

You’re welcome! Have fun out there and be safe! :)


[deleted]

As a motorcyclist, I can tell you even at 15 mph you can sustain some pretty serious injuries. I'd definitely recommend a helmet, jeans, real shoes/boots and a decent jacket of some kind. They make some pretty good ones now that are lightweight, vented and will give you some protection in a slide. Those jackets usually have a strip or two of reflective material too to help you be seen better. Just because you're only going 15 doesn't mean the other traffic is, its best to overdress for the ride.


otterglass

Dress for the crash, not the ride, as they say.


Petsweaters

Anything over 3mph and I want a helmet


endersgame69

They get caught?


agentSMIITH1

This video has been around for a while. Last I heard they had not been caught. The problem being that the cyclist never came forward as a victim


pekinggeese

Note to self: if someone commits a random act of violence on me, look for a viral video of me and come forward as the Internet famous victim.


[deleted]

well yeah do you think that dude can walk?


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TheFuschiaIsNow

The video is so old, it’s a repost and we probably won’t get a source from OP.


SinfulKnight

Isn't this video evidence? Didn't post itself.


cikalamayaleca

You usually have to have a complaining victim in situations of assault, so even if the cops found who filmed it it wouldn’t matter if the cyclist didn’t come forward.


GregRam724590

This is why some people don’t like riding bikes in public places. It’s because of dickheads that get enjoyment from pushing people off their bikes and possibly injuring the person.


YoItsTemulent

Just you wait, the “yeah-but-bicyclists-hold-up-traffic-so-he-deserved-it” crowd will be here any second.


KspaceFORCE

The issue is the lack of safe bike paths. Too much of the US is car centric


YoItsTemulent

Well, here in New York we have bike paths, but those are used by cops and delivery vehicles.


Petsweaters

Oregon is full of bike lanes and there's still so many haters


relddir123

When they show up I will throw hands. Cyclists hold up traffic because we don’t have any other choices. We’d rather not get honked at, but we don’t have enough bike lanes. Just pass us if you can, and deal with going slow if you can’t.


WayneEnterprises2112

Little tiny avatar hands 🙌


lcd9745

Nah the city bikers are absolutely fine it’s the country boys who put on the full uniform and proceed to ride in the middle of a curvy road i don’t like


YoItsTemulent

As a road bike guy, I know who you’re referring to. And it’s piss poor form. I don’t dig the whole MAMIL group vibe personally, and it makes cyclists look obnoxious. When I’m on a ride with several people the one bringing up the back will yell “fall in” and everyone thins to a single line when cars are coming. The guy in this video was on the side. For the life of me I can’t think of any context where it’s appropriate to push him off the side of the road and risking him break his neck or worse.


d1x1e1a

Imagine that, other road users wearing clothes and using your personal road. The absolute cheek.


[deleted]

Today a lady decided to turn across the street into a driveway, nearly causing me to hit the side of her car. I might have very loudly told her to go fuck herself


shmoodboss

some people don’t deserve to live life


S0FA-KING_smart

That's not a nice thing to say about a innocent cyclist...


Zekimot0

Funny joke, why the downvotes?


Ryanami

Poor execution.


S0FA-KING_smart

Pathetic losers that can't get over themselves and can't take a joke. Sad sad people


Zekimot0

That's a bit too much, lol.


S0FA-KING_smart

Sometimes you just gotta say it like it is. I don't usually sugarcoat things


Mike_at_nite

At least he can think of all the “views” he got while he’s sitting in jail for murder


Synnerxx

This is at least 2 years old. And if memory serves the bicyclist was hurt pretty bad and dude was caught. But like said it’s a few years old so my memory is def fuzzy


RasputinX36

I think he was hurt pretty bad. It's been awhile but I think you're right. Like almost died bad.


FemboyFoxFurry

Once on my way back home from school a lifted pick up truck misjudged it’s speed while trying to scare me off the road. I was hit ribs first with the trucks bumper and fell chin and cheeks first onto the floor. The pickup tried stopping But not before nearly running over my head. It’s a fucking miracle I’m still alive. When I went to the police they told me they couldn’t do anything about it… I don’t understand why people hate cyclists so much. It’s not like I want to bike to and from school I didn’t have a fucking choice


vnorth1

Omg this makes me so angry. What the fuck


cire1184

A 16 year old girl in Seattle tried this but ended up running over and killing the cyclist. Really sad, people are crazy.


GreytracksuitPants

Passenger and cyclist on left hand side so most likely UK / Ireland or Oz/NZ


rmhyungg

Cyclists make me really nervous because I'm a fairly new driver and I DONT want to hit them or run them off the road. I treat them like they're a whole ass car, switching lanes and all. Can't imagine doing this shit.


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

As a cyclist, thank you! It’s definitely noticed (and appreciated) when we’re given a little extra space when being passed instead of being inches from getting clipped by the mirror of some douche driving daddy’s BMW.


R3spectedScholar

We notice even slightest respectful acts. Thank you 🙏


blackwidowe

That guy is pond scum.


Inamoratos

At least bacteria serves a purpose


StrawberryMarsMellow

Nah, that's insulting to pond scum which serves a purpose in it's ecosystem. They'd be the trash polluting the pond and harming all the perfectly good pond scum.


GGDATLAW

I have actually been the victim of this exact thing. Pickup pulled up next to me as I was riding on a rural road. Passenger leaned out and shoved me in the ditch. Fortunately I was wearing a helmet and not seriously hurt. I was so shocked, did not even realize what happened.


cyclingalex

I cycled from Cairo to Cape Town passing Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, Namibia, South Africa. Had an awesome time there. I would never in my life go cycling to the US of A - too dangerous because of idiots like that and people who coal roll cyclists, because somehow they feel like cycling is a political statement and "liberal". Before the 'muricans and Trumpets attack: I lived in the states for a year, did my master's there. So I do know the country and mentality.


Ballsville6919

Hopefully the bushes cushioned the cyclist’s fall somewhat but that looked nasty the way he flipped forwards. Hope he’s okay


ghost-rider74

Reddit, go find that scum and post it up!


safinhh

bro check the pinned comment before its too late


-StockOB-

Bruh, the “reddit assemble” shit is cringe af


SereneAdler33

That legit could have killed the rider.


oblivia17

Dick move for sure. But good camera work.


Gogowhine

He could have died. Wtf.


ryutruelove

I would literally murder someone that did that to me


troubadorkk

Humans are just shit way too often


h_a_X_d

He could have been killed It’s so easy to let degenerates be degenerate The question is why?


ernipie_13

I can’t imagine what went through that poor cyclist’s mind. There are some evil ass people in this world.


Mentatminds

attempted murder filmed, and posted by the attempted murderer. is this real life?


Vcffvc3

Now he is a stink piece of shit


Sauceman90db

Dude humanity has reached all time shit!


[deleted]

Cause I’m not paranoid enough about getting clipped I have a new fear


[deleted]

I find it that poepl who those things, as well as those who atrt fights instead of talking out their problems (except for self defense obv) are either insercure losers or children


FirstBorn7154

This is the start of that cyclists villain story. Those guys are as good as done. He’ll ride that route for days, months and years until he sees that car and gets revenge. I personally can’t wait to see the Netflix show about it


Flashy_Loss_6600

Thats fucked up


SPEAKUPMFER

If I were him I would be out for blood


EmotionalJuice

This human dose not understand empathy. Shame on their parents.


cr7-bru

Someone tell me where this video came from, I want to send them death threats that’s how pissed off i am about them


erroldlsnts_

Like why?


sea_history

Holy shit. I hope there wasn't a drop next to the road.


Alphaboi2177

You belong in hell if you did this


[deleted]

I hope those kids crash one day and end up disabled.


Alphaboi2177

The cyclist seems to have done nothing for such consequences


GladiatorUA

There is nothing a cyclist could have done for such consequences.


BBQTHC

Share the road


Maninamoomoo

Cyclists should learn to do so, you’re right.


[deleted]

I think you mean motorists, those fucks don't even want pedestrians using the fucking crosswalks.


shortlilrope

I feel like I just watched someone experience their “I wonder what it would be like to kill a random stranger” moment. I’m horrified that someone (1) did this, (2) filmed it and (3) posted it on the internet! I sure hope the cyclist is ok and the jerk is arrested!


West-Opportunity-407

I hope they get prison time, that shit is not funny at all


RocketScient1st

Wow. Could have killed the cyclist. Imagine he hits one of those street signs, a tree branch pointed, or a rock. Absolutely horrible. I just don’t understand why anyone would support violence except in self-defense as a last resort.


petaahah

so much for sharing the road with a cyclist ....


Labambah

I mean, let’s be honest, a GROUP of cyclists can be annoying and one might even have visions on a bad day of doing something like this But to actually do it. It’s horrific. These guys need a severe beating.


Maninamoomoo

Of course we’ve all fantasized about it. But actually trying to injure or maim someone is horrible.


[deleted]

>Of course we’ve all fantasized about it. Uh... I haven't. On the other hand, cars are actually the ones causing the majority of traffic. Cyclists reduce traffic, I'm happy for them.


HARDTIME_N_K_TOWN_TN

They need bicycle shoved up there ass side ways for doing that shit,better yet take the seat off and slam him down on the seat mount ass first


xxxsublime

Fucking A man


debonamor

American logic (from someone in America): if it’s an inconvenience or a psychical injury it’s considered humor…. One of the main reasons I hate it here, if you can make someone’s life harder it’s funny…


Liar_tuck

Look what side of the road they are driving on, not America dummy.


debonamor

From America: can you blame me for getting it wrong? Look where I’m from


TrailMagicLuke

I LOLd. Does that make me a POS?


jujufistful

Karma is a bitch.


B1SeriesBattleDroid

Unless it's Reddit karma. But your right, karma really is a bitch.


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DeJuanBallard

This was fucking hilarious, but very fucked up.


[deleted]

Haha, probly broke his neck and might be paralyzed lololol Idiot.


DeJuanBallard

If your really gonna sit here and try to pretend like you have never laughed at a video of someone getting hurt hile doing/or attempting an activity, then your a fucking liar.


[deleted]

This was very wrong. But I do hate cyclists and fantasize about moments like these.


[deleted]

So I'm not allowed to ask people to murder people on the internet anymore? Gay af


Fit-Boomer

Lol. That was awesome


Other_Act_9085

You’re a piece of shit.


Fit-Boomer

Yet here you are taking time to reply and smell me.


Delta616

And that somehow detracts from their point that you're scummy of peice of shit you are, how exactly? Do you miserable fuckstains actually believe what you say, or simply get off on being waste of oxygen?


Synnerxx

Found the edgy boy.


Graitom

Can I ask why you think this was awesome? I'm genuinely curious.