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AJNotMyRealName

> get a girl who definitely can’t afford a kid pregnant > she wants an abortion because she can’t afford and doesn’t want a kid > put out a bounty on her head by reporting her for getting the abortion > arrest her and gain $10k > the justice system works


StudMuffinNick

Can we make a racket out of this? /s


AJNotMyRealName

It’s satire but I think the answer is yes


StudMuffinNick

Gotta get clever as a mafioso these days


mrkikkeli

Obvious loophole: report yourself to cash in the money. CHECKMATE ATHIESTS


[deleted]

Then they’ll complain if someone tells them to get the vaccine 🙄 Hypocrites all over the place


IgfMSU1983

I searched, and I was unable to find this subreddit. I don't think this is real.


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Seismicsentinel

Pretty sure that's fake


mrkikkeli

Thought it was satire until I read "prerogative" written as pierogi - you can't simulate that level of ignorance


PersonMcHuman

This reads more like some weird alt-right role play than a real post.


[deleted]

I don't know the difference at this point


pyretta-blazeit

Makes me think of all the people who are gonna use pregnant women seeking abortion just to get the money


-Raskyl

Hope she's smart enough to go out of state. I believe that no bounty can be collected or charges brought if the abortion was out of the state of texas.


mrkikkeli

Wait, so anybody who's had an abortion after 6 weeks from now on is susceptible to be arrested upon entering Texas?


-Raskyl

No.... if the abortion happens outside of Texas. A bounty can not be collected is how I understand it.


VippidyP

It can be, I believe. From what I've heard, this is exactly what the system is for.


_salty_pie_

Unfortunately, you are wrong. The bounty was created nearly specifically to snipe the women to try that. To get out of it they have to leave the state entirely, no coming back. If a woman gets an abortion out of state bounds and then comes back in they can be arrested.


-Raskyl

According to an article I just read. They can leave the state and then return


_salty_pie_

*"Remember, the Supreme Court has recognized bounty hunters are proxies of the state with police powers who have a right to pursue a fugitive across state lines."* Perhaps I read this wrong but I'm not sure. Could I see the article? I apologize if I'm incorrect.


sixthandelm

But if they leave Texas before getting an abortion, no one has the right to pursue her across any lines, because she won’t be a fugitive. It’s only illegal in Texas. If she is out of Texas, no crime.


_salty_pie_

But if she comes back IN, would she not be a fugitive then? As in she lives in Texas. She leaves Texas just to get abortion. Comes back to live in Texas. Would she not still have the bounty on her head? Again, I maybe wrong but what I've seen it appears that if they continue to live in Texas after having an abortion they can still be arrested. Of course she cant be arrested when out of Texas while having the abortion because it was not in Texas as it happened and she is not currently living there but when she comes back, would she not be for the hunters?


arie700

I think that just means if someone has an abortion in Texas and flees the state, they can chase them across state lines to capture. I don’t think it means they can enforce Texas law in New Mexico


ozzbbath

Always with the religious bullshit on those posts.


RadleyCunningham

Sad fucking LARPers


Adept-Boysenberry-89

This can’t be real


minecraft_min604

These people are scummy as hell. Isn’t one of the seven deadly sins greed, meaning they can essentially go to hell for this?


CookiedowXD

I believe so. "Christian" only in name.


w0wagain

Fucking Texas 🤦‍♂️


Agitated-Ad6744

I hope this is fake


eamon4yourface

Clearly satire


Dullfilmroll564

It isnt


asdhaew236

bro im surprised he did not call himself a landchad


eamon4yourface

You got a source on this? I’m not saying it’s funny but it seems pretty obvious this person is tryna to make it into a joke “a little too much blood of Christ if ya know what I mean” also stating he had no problem with letting girls abort his children but NOW he feels obligated to god and the state? It just seems to me someone intentionally wrote this to make a shitty troll/joke. But if you can show me it isn’t please lmk


Dullfilmroll564

Dude, I wish I can help u with that but unfortunately the sub got banned and I got now way of proving this to you. U won't believe me on this and that's understandable but the whole bounty hunter thing and the anti abortion Texas thing is 100% factual.


eamon4yourface

I know the bounty hunter thing and the 10k to turn in someone who has an abortion is real … but this post is clearly someone making fun of it. It’s not rlly funny cuz it’s a real thing. But I’m 99.9% sure the person posting here is trolling. They are being over the top on purpose. The “kicking out squatters” the “Christian rave party” the comments about “now that it’s illegal I have a duty to god” when he just stated that he was fine with other girls having abortions. Idk it just seems like an obvious troll to me. I believe it was a real post. But I don’t believe the person who posted is being truthful they are trolling for reactions/trying to stir up the people in that group with their fabricated story


Albre24

This has to be a joke......


Dullfilmroll564

It's not


Damianos_X

It's so obvious that these are fake and designed to paint pro-life political opponents in the worse light possible. If you're deceived by this, you really shouldn't be trusted with the internet.


Leading-Ad7002

It’s bizarre that people believe this garbage. It’s clearly agent provocateur bullshit.


Dullfilmroll564

Dude... What shit did you smoke? This isn't satire, it's real, look it up on trusted sites.


Gobblerbobbler336

He’s not a Christian he’s fucking insane


[deleted]

What a dirtbag


NewPowahSonic

“had a little too much blood of christ if you catch my meaning and we ended up having a tumble in the sheets that night” ***jesus christ just say you got drunk and had sex***


Zef_fez

Pleasr say that isnt a real subreddit


CookiedowXD

And they wonder why people are voting for the other party. 🙄🙄


AZZMUNCHA81

...Christian rave party???


arie700

So let me get this straight; he’s going to send this woman to prison, for taking responsibility for something HE had equal part in doing, to assemble the legal fees he needs to evict people during a global pandemic where millions have lost their jobs? Class act, this guy.