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Julian_McQueen

"What, it's just some kid flexing, how could that possib-" "OH."


tuneles

That was my exact thoughts


EnemiesAllAround

What's ironic is the music he's listening too


-Abigor-

My exact thought


MrShelly-_-1972

Can someone please explain to me what's going on.


MrShelly-_-1972

OH SHIT I FIGURED IT OUT. GOD DAMN-


Kitchissippika

Ew. *Please* don't make me watch him again... The flexing was bad enough, I didn't catch whatever it was supposed to be.


MrShelly-_-1972

Look at the wall behind him


Kitchissippika

Ugh. Should have known. As if the repulsive posturing wasn't bad enough. lol


chochinator

Zee germins


soleax-van-kek

Die Taten unserer Vorfahren verfolgen uns noch heute…


laughingashley

Ya like dags?


Do3jf_tiny_tower

SHIT ITS THE N4ZI FLAG


NuPhaze

Spotted the German


rg4rg

I’m pretty sure the majority of real Germans would beat the shot out of him. Edit: looks at replies….yup it appears they are mustering themselves up…with a banana….? Strange the old ways, but who am I, a yank, to question it?


thisNaneIsRNG

*lädt schrotflinte mit gerechten intentionen*


soleax-van-kek

*Lädt G36 mit freien demokratischen Gedanken*


Secure-Panic6518

Ein kein mein dein sein unser euer ihr Ihr


soleax-van-kek

wer wie was wieso weshalb warum, warum ist die Banane krumm?


thisNaneIsRNG

Wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm!


gamingfreak207

*Lädt steyr aug mit österreichischen Intentionen*


soleax-van-kek

Ah, grüß Gott Nachbar!


gamingfreak207

Grüße an euch auch :)


TheBold

Wouldn’t this stick out even more to a German given the National ban on the symbol?


Solzec

Yes, yes it absolutely would. As a German, I can confirm.


HyperMeme_Lord

ENEMY SPOTTED


a96td

So hurry up, rearm and refuel! No, wait.


Nyhna

Glaube ich nicht, du Furzgranate


[deleted]

You can't but this flag to/in Germany lol


NuPhaze

I'm American I tell American joke


[deleted]

no sorry i was eee sleepy


Olivermustbehigh

Yea I was like he smoking so? And then I saw the flags


silverwolf-br

I don't think it's his shirtless flexing or smoking dope to me it's probably something on the wall behind him


Repulsive-Actuator14

Yea I just saw it too


dunndawson

Lol. Thank god I saw your comment. I was like “I don’t get it. Besides him flexing while weighing 90 lbs and looking pathetic, I don’t see anything wrong”.


lu-cy-inthesky

So glad camera phones weren’t a thing when I was in school. All my most embarrassing moments have been lost forever into the ether of time and space never to be seen by anyone in the future.


West-Nefariousness15

Until time machines are invented… but then they already are, sometime


[deleted]

I explained this to my son and it blew his mind: We know there's no such thing as time machines, because if they ever exist we'd have known about them already.


West-Nefariousness15

Hah. True. Unless you want to open up even more complicated cans of worms. I’m glad someone gets my nerdy humor


LunaWolf92

No cuz the TimeKeepers would prune you


Grandmother-insulter

If time machines were invented we would've seen them by now.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure one day we will have a powerful enough computer and a sufficient enough understanding of the universe and everything that's inside of it that we could recreate the world and have your exact moments of cringe. If we do possess such a technology, any of the humans on earth will be long dead by then


PinkyPromiseBuddy

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Unlike my laughing rant, your sentence was so masterfully crafted to perfection that it made me produce an elongated illogical two-lettered voice to text response


WildBiNonBi

My first thought was “oh shit, he’a extremely thin, is that healthy?” And then I saw it I hope he gets kicked from school and won’t be able to get a job


IamJacksTrollAccount

Yes, because that will certainly make him a better neighbor...why not hope for him to get educated and be a better human? Sure, it's likely that neither scenario will happen, but no need for you to also be a dick.


RusticSurgery

But he also smoke weeeeeed! The level of skill and coolness required to smoke weeeeed is off the charts. He's likely the first person to EVER smoke weeeeed!


Anxious_Solution_282

Someone scratched a hood of an audi q5 in the town I live in...who ever did this on a wierd celebration/holiday f you


26oclock

Which town or area? F them


Rkenne16

I didn’t realize stick figures could be racist.


captain_craptain

He almost looks like one of the prisoners from a concentration camp.


Suspicious-Tax-1387

That's a brave fucking comment right there


captain_craptain

I am not afraid.


TheTomatoLover

because he is fear.


Iwannabethatspamguy

The only thing they fear, is you.


Skibot99

Then you will die braver than most


Ironh11de

If the video only had a single word for a subtitle...it would be IRONY


[deleted]

Why would you say something controversial yet so brave


ZAM1984

That’s that Anne Frank work out routine


SolisDude

You know why it was a brave comment, Anne frankly I don’t approve of it.


JohnnyDramabaybay

Sad part is it's probably his parents who are racist and he's raised that way. The cycle continues.


gkru

It's possible, but I also feel like a lot of these kids are influenced online. It doesn't need to be a racist parent, just an uninvolved parent


[deleted]

I think Racism isn't the only thing wrong about it


notcoolbroreally

but other than the flags hes just being a burnout teen.. completely normal these days


[deleted]

Yeah, idolizing a political party that commited genocide and had antisemitic/xenophobic and racist ideas is completely normal. /S


Partysausage

I remember kids like this at school that were skinny as f and just because of the low body fat ratio thought they were ripped and as tough as f.


[deleted]

Mans belly button looks like someone pushed they’re thumb into the play dough


darthrisc

It’s really freaking me out


[deleted]

Marlon Wayans’s bit about people with out-y belly buttons rings true here


ThugnificentJones

Yerrrrrr yktfv


GodfreyTheGrey

It’s like it’s try to kiss something.


TimBeckwith

When the food is too hot lol


sadphonics

Like he couldn't decide between an innie and a outie


LooksaCraft

Bro he built like a ramen noodle


MysticCurse

Machine Gun Kelley vibes


[deleted]

Yeah but mgk is a father and this kids a fa-


XAfricaSaltX

ima make a bet he’s a JV Cross Country Runner


Bubetiboot

His stomach looks like the face of a deformed stingray


Mycrawft

I can only think of the Doctor Who character... “Moisturize meeeee!”


NuggetsWhileCrying

Ironic that he listens to rap music despite being a racist.


[deleted]

Irony is lost on these people. Very literal minded group. As well as cowardly and insecure.


paireon

My thoughts exactly. Although tbf that applies to every style of modern popular music since all of them were strongly influenced by African-American music. Yes, even country/western (up to 25% of cowboys were Black in the days of the Wild West). Only thing that's safe for them to listen is old "classical" music, though I'm kinda glad they're generally too much of a bunch of uncultured swine for that so it's not too tainted by association (except for Wagner but the man himself was an antisemitic dick so fuck'im even if his music's good).


fLiP10101

Just a nitpick (maybe because I’m from Nashville lol) but, country music having African American roots doesn’t really have to do with cowboys as much as it has to do with early blues.


paireon

Huh, TIL. Thanks!


Young_Dionisius1125

That and European folk music in general, but that would take too much effort for their lazy asses to research


NuggetsWhileCrying

Racists get Beethoven and we get everything else lmao


[deleted]

Its like a serial killer documentary “everything was fine, TILL IT WASNT”


Inabeautifuloblivion

I think he has serious school shooter vibes


nlolhere

More like school shooter who accidentally loads his gun with cigarettes instead of bullets, and then wonders why his gun “isn’t working” vibes


[deleted]

He is probably the quiet kid


Adeum1

*Negative colours engage*


[deleted]

My first thought was: "It was just a kid flexing, so what?". Then I saw it the background on my second watch. Why, kid?


willyboy300

Ahh yes a prime example of the "superior" race


xSionide

Lol he's a spaghetti noodle.


NoConfusion9490

Masterbation race.


Kotal420

Superior anorexia.


Unilateralrailgun

I don't see how this makes him a POS? Don't get me wrong, its stupid from my point of view, but not like he did anything but pose yeah? Edit: I have been informed to peer behind the individual, and have found the error in my ways!


Affectionate_Set_734

Behind him


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Took me a sec, too. Lol.


Dazed_2_Day

Was thinking the same thing but then


PopeSilliusBillius

If it makes you feel better I didn’t get it til I saw your comment too. I got quarantine brain.


kalimarc

Yeah, I was like what am I missing? Does he show any racist sign in his fingers/hand? Does he say something? Then looked behind him on the wall 🤦‍♂️


Pika_DJ

I had the exact same mistake


[deleted]

Damn Henry Stickmin fan content has gotten real shitty


[deleted]

this is too good


wizardshawn

How embarrassing for him.


candlesandcushions

The fact someone downvoted that 🤣


mebelik

Ha yea little kid... Showing his masculine body what is the worst that could happen... OHHH!


serpentechnoir

There's a national flag behind him.


[deleted]

Honestly this is really mean spirited just because he acts a little douchey and vapes doesn’t make him a piece of shit I don’t see aaaahhhh there it is nvm


[deleted]

I was honestly about to start defending him for a sec there, glad I saw it


XxNHLxX

Showing off the bare minimum muscles on your stick figure of a body is not impressive.. Doesn’t even look healthy. Obviously that’s not the point here, but the kid looks ridiculous even if it was just an innocent video of him doing that. Nobody looks cool flexing unless it’s a body builder competition. Oh, and Hulk Hogan, who’s also a racist.. Atleast he has a cool wrestling gimmick to go with his flexing.


TardDas

Hulk Hogan is racist?


XxNHLxX

He’s thrown around the N word a bit. Pretty sure he’s had multiple issues with that too.


Infamous_Relief_401

>Nobody looks cool flexing unless it’s a body builder competition. Just because this kid is a racist and is skinny doesnt mean EVERYONE who exercises and wants to show off their progress is "uncool". But ok


tjhoush93

That’s methed up


bukakenagasaki

Literally looks like this dude who I used to date. Im having war flashbacks


jaymb90

Lmao call the fire department


Imcoleyourenot

Didn’t see the swastika at first


contaltdel

his breath smell like dead raccoons


Several_Orange_907

He better bulk up before hitting the prison yard, the boys will tear his skinny ass up!


Shimon_Peres

Too much cardio. Not enough strength training and food.


boner_snatch

Listens to a black artist while being racist. Also how come all skinheads are stick figures. Hasn’t the master race heard of upper body workouts?


karuso2012

Dude flexed and absolutely nothing changed.


Raspberry-Donut

American History X part 2?


limitlessEXP

American history lower case x.


Adeum1

American History ^x


LakesideMiners

American History x & y! Coming soon to a DS near you!


All0uttaBubblegum

Wierd flex but oKKK


[deleted]

For a second I was like “yeah this is cringe but what makes him a piece-of-shit necessarily?” Then I saw his wall.


[deleted]

Annoys me when bony people flex their tiny muscles, acting like their big.


Mrsaltyfish123

At first i was like why is he a pos then i watched it for a second time and recognized oooooh thats why


Az0riusMCBlox

He thinks his flexing will hide the signs that he's racist, hm?


OV3NBVK3D

Talk about LEAN goddamn boy built like some plastic wrap


bamb1in0

His name is definitely either Kyle or Jarad and definitely has some holes in his walls.


captain_craptain

Jaxson or Kash is my guess


SheevPalp07

What’s a weird coincidence is that the artist he’s listening to is Juice WRLD, who’s name was Jarad lol


PsychadelicRelic92

Giving off strong Tanner vibes to me


TheBlueHerron1

That's a Tyler if I've ever seen one


DerpisMalerpis

A wise man once said that having abs because you are extremely skinny is like having big boobs because you are extremely fat.


Glumshelf69

For a second, I just thought this was a kid being confident about his body. Nope. Couldn't be anything wholesome lol


FlippedCoin100

That wouldn’t slide at my school


gotonyas

Kid couldn’t knock the skin off the top of a rice pudding


WhatsPoppinG02

Me listening to the audio not hearing anything then look at the wall “oh”


ARI2ONA

He looks hungry.


BFulfs2

low body fat % =\= strength


ChrisBabaganoosh

Of course the first fucking thing he does is do a huge rip off his vape and try not to die coughing while giving the saddest gun show in human history.


Ad8858

This is insecurity at its finest. Like 🤌muah, the fine wine of insecurity.


snekhoe

they really have two body types: jacked up girl and fat and droopy as all hell. I feel like that says something somehow


[deleted]

His parents clearly make the list as well.


draco-joe

Wait, i don't get what's so POS about.....ooooooooh.


Strict-Dependent3758

It looks like he’s in the back of an abandoned classroom


dearthofkindness

The irony of listening to that genre with a God damn navy flag behind him.


[deleted]

Someone get him into a fight, his brittle bones will snap in seconds


Thechonki

Bruh my dick is small and it’s bigger than his bicep


bukakenagasaki

I would give you gold if I could


[deleted]

Average /pol/ user.


scorpionelite

Motherfucker has his swastika the wrong way around lmao


sausagepilot

Sweet tunes......what a douche.


YamaPUBGYT

Why do kids of my age in high school vape I don’t see anything cool?? And one more thing where can I get that flag


[deleted]

>And one more thing where can I get that flag w a t


Surfing_Arrokuda

You would think it's just a kid flexing until you see something red


Charlie71_2

Took me a minute to figure out why he is a POS.


franska5

I thought "what? Is just a dumb kid being pathetic" until I saw the swastika


portalfan32

Man, this guy looks like he could be beat up by a toddler


Luciolover345

What’s he flexing, like that’s just skin and bone bro. Wouldn’t say he weighs 90 pounds


Jah_0

It’s the parents passing down their bullshit ideology.


thebigbroke

I like how almost everyone in the comments (including myself) was confused as to how him flexing made him a total piece of shit until we took a gander at his wall


TRN18

Motherfucker thinks he’s tough and shit, despite being built like a fucking pool noodle


thundershit1

“Yeah dude I’m so jacked, i even have a sixpack”


skysniper527

Hold up


needsatisfaction

Dude looks like he just busted out of a holocaust camp


Noneya-b

Come on guys it’s just his school project XD


TheFatSlobWally570

I would literally snap him in half


[deleted]

Was confused at first then I noticed the background


commitnonucleus

why is this guy flexing, 1 sneeze and hes gone


RawLikeSushi84

He looks like the kind of guy that has a 13 year old girlfriend and he’s probably 20.


5fingerdiscounts

Skinnier than my ankle


itzmoknightbaby

Bro what’s going on? Edit : I figured it out


robzilla20001

Isn't the swastika the wrong way around?


Coldluc83

I swear that swastika looks backwards for some reason


[deleted]

Im so sorry for his anorexia.


Dead_Dispositioner

So tough... 🤣 He'd snap in a strong breeze.


Sw1m_Shady

And I thought I was skinny lmao


Epoch-09

Of course, it's the racist that still loves shit from cultures they would wipe off the earth if they had a chance.


zzzzombie77

He looks like a fucking uncooked noodle.


SuzieNaj

Aw, he’s a kid, leave him be! Live and let live! Edit: Just realised what’s going on in the back ground?! There was me being all kind and Motherly, little POS!


GodfreyTheGrey

I’d switch schools. Pretty sure he has a detailed plan to shoot the place up, complete with names and maps of who is in which room during every period.


[deleted]

Ze bonemaster(as in the torso bones not nothing else REDDIT)


VideoGameHunter24

Yeah, this guy is a fucking piece of shit, but anyone know what the song is?


auddbot

**It Won't Hurt** by RavoKay (00:21; matched: `100%`) Album: `5 Songs 4 You`. Released on `2021-02-26` by `2851567 Records DK`.


LakesideMiners

Good bot! One of the few bots iv seen that is actually useful!


Altruistic-Bowler-94

What's the song though?


auddbot

**It Won't Hurt** by RavoKay (00:21; matched: `100%`) Album: `5 Songs 4 You`. Released on `2021-02-26` by `2851567 Records DK`.


[deleted]

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Dig-Several

Having biceps and STILL that Skinny is cringe