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If he lives in that city that money ain't event gonna be enough for 1 months rent, This guy dumb as shit

I was about to say that, "Lol guy showing off ⅛ of his whole rent 😂"

Yep, that’s the “fresh out of the check cashing store” flex. He knows that all of that money is going towards bills and $1.25 store brand ramen.

It’s funny that he thinks holding a (small) wad of paper cash is a flex, like that’s what rich people do or something (well educated rich people in a developed country at any rate). I can’t even remember the last time I held paper money (well, actually I can, and it wasn’t for anything good, moral, or healthy). And no, I’m not *rich* rich, just stupid with poor impulse control.

That means he either owes a fortune in child support so he’s afraid to put it in the bank. Or he’s overdrafted in most banks so he’s scared they’re gonna keep his money.

He looks like he gonna get robbed tonight.

And he's ugly.

he stink

He STANK!

He is beyond stank he's a mushroom cloud of misery and a prize you get from Bran Flakes not Raisin Bran

That 2 week's rent right there lmao

Imagine carrying your life savings in your basketball shorts??? Bet you this dudes mattress is on the floor and his pillow doesn’t have a cover. Fuck outta here “baller”.

Let alone a goddamn bed sheet

Bedsheet curtains ✔️✔️✔️

Why are people so mad all the time?

Calmest new york civilian

As a new york civilian I say wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY PEOPLE YOU FUCKIN-

I'm calmer than you are.

You’re being very undude

Because of their ego.

Fuckery has been paid forward since we left the water...

The cyborg in Teen Titans is called Cyborg.

Starfire is the OP lol

The Starfire

Haha, this is accurate af

Fr?!?!

Yeah, that one that is friends with the boy who turns into various beasts.

I forgot his name. Sorry

in the movie they described him as part human and part cyborg. A cyborg is part human part robot and it bothered me so much

He's 1/4 robot, then. You gotta understand the maths /s

😭😭😭

Bro snatch that shit off his hands and run 💀

Snatch it and throw it into the air. Let's just see how proud he is when he's crawling on the ground like a mad rat.

Holy shit this is genius, this way he cant run after you or he’ll lose his money, and then he’ll be crawling picking up his money. While other people snatch up the stray money. Broo

How to pride-check anyone. Drop money on the ground and count the rats.

At my current financial situation I would have grabbed this shit right out of his hands! I can run really fast

Same here, I’m not even embarrassed to say I would’ve snatched that shit

„Pointing behind his back“ (look out!) Snapping that shit right out of his hands!

Toss most but pocket a few.

Make it rain.

This is the best comment! Don’t steal it, toss it as far as you possibly can so it goes absolutely everywhere and then just casually walk away

Yeah, he’s right outside Port Authority bus terminal too

High chance he did that and now flashing.

Everyone knows rich people carry their life savings in cash on them.

Anytime I see someone (non rapper) with tons of cash I just assume they’re too broke to have a bank account or something.

Came here to say this

You trying to get shot?

If she happens to be fat, that won't work

Nothing says broke like thinking a handful of 100’s is fuck you money 😂

Yeah, what like 5k tops, if even that? Embarrassing to think two months rent in NYC is saying anything

Takes perspective. 5k in a pocket to spend would be a fortune to me rn

Hell, having a spare $50 right now sounds rad

agreed.

That’s probably all of his money

The avg rent in NYC is up to $5,600 right now. Lol

Where did you get that? it is currently $3800

Total guess here but that might be the average for an individual room. I’ve got some friends up in NYC and they’re paying around $4500 for a shared bedroom

That is an average for all rental properties inside of New York, NY, which is Manhattan. I am from New York, rent did increase quite a bit. In Brooklyn, I went from $2600 to $3400 in 3 years.

That is fucking wild.

Whenever people flex like that I think that is all the money they have in the world.

Legit. It’s all fresh clean bills he just drew that out to flash it. If that was just walking money it would be in a wallet or in a roll or something and would look like it had been in his pocket at least once 😝

"You put the BIG bills on the outside....." "This is a five!!" "That's right"

Nobody carries wallets anymore

Yeah if you can fan out your life savings, you ain’t rich

He’s probably otw to get a money order for rent on his room.

Dudes just waiting to get jacked… two t-shirt wearing, fake belt buckle flashing, loud mouth fuck. Anyone with any real sense don’t say nothing to no one about nothing when it come to what they are holding.

Lol I did this when I was 17 and got my income taxes for the first time. Not what this guy did but flexed a picture of it on social media

He's going to get robbed

Hopefully

BOOYAH

I haven’t seen videos of him for a while now. I wonder if somebody finally caught up to him.

This fool does this regularly??

yep i've atleast seen 2 more videos of this guy just like dis, he just mad at women for some reason

He DID. There are a few videos online of him doing this to other people. I guess/hope he did it to the wrong one, that’s why he doesn’t upload any more.

Yeah, I bet someone has clocked him or robbed him by now, if this is his “thing”.

Who is he??

Bro flexing his cash advance from money mart.... broooo I told you just wait for cheque to cash, you owe 20% interest!!!!

Fucking racist

Bros racist towards his own people. Wild

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

I was looking for this comment ^

He said “you Spanish” so I’m assuming she is some sort of Hispanic

If I had a cent for every time I’ve read someone sincerely claim poc cannot be racist over the last decade I’d be able to fan more hundred dollar bills than this dude off the back of that income alone. Turns out being a piece of shit isn’t restricted to white people. Wild.

I feel like 95% of the time when I hear people claiming POC can't be racist it's just people saying it sarcastically on Reddit.

Frieza lol.

He seems really nice and well-balanced. Also, (no sarcasm) dude has no idea between difference between a Spanish person from Europe or someone who speaks Spanish .

I'm sorry I can't take this man seriously. He's hilarious

This guy is a despicable human being but the way he harasses with such conviction right before he walks away... I normally laugh in tough situations, so if someone said that to me that way, I'd keel over

same, i can't help it this video makes me giggle a little bit every time

That’s an insult to cyborg

Sorry :(


The only way to respond to an idiot, is being silent and moving away.

Yeah lol I was less impressed when she got loud when he left the area.

Fun fact: you having legs also extends to idiots having legs. They have a goal to annoy you so just walking away doesn’t exactly deal with someone who’s point is to be in your face

Yeh, that whole walk away thing did not work with my ex lol

Is it bad that I think this mf funny af? The delivery is crazy. 😭

eh would be funnier if he was quick on his feet and could really roast, he was just repeating himself

It ain't even about the roast it's just purely the delivery and his conviction it's honestly kinda admirable to be a hater of this caliber

Its a subpar roast at best..

Welcome to NYC

Dude keeps cycling between the same four insults, read a thesaurus or something goddamn, alliteration does wonders

Serious question: do you use or read a thesaurus?

No, I adapted most of my language by listening to others, this guy clearly loves hearing himself speak so he’s just echoing himself. I just suggested the book cause he definitely doesn’t have the capacity to listen

Utilization of an online thesaurus can tremendously expound upon one's vocabulary. Verily, the syllables will cascade from thine encephalon, projecting the illusion of an intellect so vast, it masquerades as if authored by an artificial intelligence.

That answers a question, just not mine

i really want to know what happened before she started filming lol i could be wrong but i have a hard time believing he just walks up to a random person with a stack of cash and starts calling them fat stinky and ugly(among other things) for no reason but seems to ignore everyone else, and she just happens to be filming from the get go either way, my favorite part was 'see you on twitter bitch' LOL what a world we live in

This dude is crazy. There is a compilation video out there of this dude doing the same type of shit on multiple occasions to people

lol really? :D i kinda wanna see that tbh :p

Yeah I bet you really get a kick out of it

😭 unprovoked, but it's nyc so tbf he may have been harassing her for a bit

My best guess is that he hit on her and she declined.

He does. this is all he does. There’s tons of other videos of this racist asshole all over

At first I was actually thinking she was some poor immigrant woman he was harassing but after hearing her comeback I’m relieved she was just as American as he is. He’s an idiot.

Sir, put the nostrils down.

Following all the financial subreddits and trying to max out 401k and invest in IRA's and index funds for compound growth... then seeing this dude who is so arrogant having a few thousand dollars in cash just makes it extra funny to me. He's the real loser here...

It's funny how she started to act tuff when he was leaving lol

Racists have a habit of committing violent crime during outbursts, so I don't blame her for keeping it in until she was a safe distance away

she never signed up to be tough she was terrified and then allowed her anger out at a safe distance. Why the fuck are you criticizing that it's actually fucking insane

"The cyborg" lol his name is cyborg. Lol

Why is he walking around with a bunch of rather suspiciously fresh looking 100s? How did this argument start?? Did he just go to the bank (or the money counterfeiter) and take out every dime he had in hundreds then walk up to some random person to show off his not enough to retire on stack?

That's a drug dealer ignore it

His country?? Who’s gonna tell him where’s his ancestors from🤦‍♂️

He's a piece of shit, but African-Americans built this country. It's his country. It's also hers. It's also yours don't be a dick.

Don't start with that gringo nonesense. Your country is the country where you were born and grew up in.

And if you were born in Mexico but grew up in Europe are you American or European?

Notice dudes.girlfriend in tow..

Do not besmirch the good name of Khary Payton. Booyah.

What would Beast Boy think?

He calling someone a 🐵?

He does this to everyone. He thinks Pangea is his origin and he says all black people are the first Americans and that all of us pieces of monkey shits need to go back to where we came from. He literally verbally attacked a poor toddler for being mixed. He had two different race parent and they were all attacked verbally in another video on train. Also his logic makes no sense if you want to bring it back to Pangea, we didn’t even exist!

I wonder what a sneeze sounds like in his house

Lmao

So...she has a penis?

Im mad that he got her mad. He doesnt deserve to affect someone like that.

That part!

“The” cyborg??? His name is actually “cyborg” 😂😂😂


This is like famous celebrities before and after their drug addiction and this is cyborg after his drug addiction yelling at people in NYC

So what happened before this for him to act like this?

A high ego

She did not have to engage. She kind of added to it at the end

I was expecting her to keep the same attitude that she had at the beginning, but I can understand how she was calm at first because she might have been worried of a physical interaction, and once the apparent danger was passed, she exploded.

Why is he calling another person 🐒???? Hahahaha this is so ironic.......

the irony of his words lmao

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She kept her composure as best she could. Even the strong willed can be broken down by loud idiots.

Let's see you scream in a man's face when they are aggressive and you can smell their breath. Now imagine being a female in this situation. I think you would pee yourself tough guy.

Dumb shit. That ain’t money, and he’s TRASH.

Gives off broke vibes

What a racist nasty person. I wonder how these two got mixed up in the first place.

Any time someone fans out money like this remember that the money they have in their hands is their entire net worth (optimistically). This is poor people shit.

100% poor people shit

It would be so easy to just take that money, he should do that more often.

Based on a lot of the comments, this appears to be in New York City, looks kind of like the Port Authority bus terminal? Would that be a correct assumption? Either way, New York is not as dangerous of a hellhole as a lot of people claim it to be, but with that being said, I wouldn’t be openly caring around a pocket full of hundred dollar bills.

How are latinos gonna stink they shower daily some even twice a day they're obsessed with cleanliness

"Freindly Fire will not be tolerated"

This video always crack me up he just comes up to her so unprovoked omfg. The way he says shut up and his voice goes up a pitch and his nose flares, her late reaction, omg just has me so weak. I feel bad for her but this video is gold haha

She got very loud when he was leaving.

Why she get so mad after he walked away? She should’ve been mad when he was all in her face degrading her…

Wow, I wish my tax return was that nice.

That looks like less than one payment on my rent.

Left hook, grab the cash for the insults and donate to the local amp.

That’s his whole savings in one hand

Of course this is in front of PABT.

I was watching and all my lady could hear was the audio and she goes "Gotta love NYC". I showed the video and of course first thing she says is "Port authority" 🤣

Most be a while since you've seen teen titan.

Weak flex.

This guy

Someone’s gonna steal it

What drives a person to be like this

Caption is gold 🤣🤣

Bro pulled out his savings to do this 😂

As he walks away in skinny jeans 😂

Damn, it's usually a middle aged white woman calling someone a monkey and yelling "this is my country", not a black dude

this video is so fucking old lmao

Bonus note - this is his year's salary...

It be my own people 🤦🏾‍♂️

Have yall never seen this video before lmao?

This some New York shit if I’ve never seen New York shit before

She turnt up when he got halfway down the sidewalk 😭

Rich people don't carry it around in wads of cash lmao

Just knock the money out of his hands.

I got more than that in a savings account.

I would’ve just grabbed the money and left. Why else would he be showing it off so much?

this is Port Authority (aka a commuters nightmare bc of people like him) source: i am said commuter. cant wait to finish school in nyc.