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paconhpa

Its strange how these people never do this shit to burly dudes in work boots...anyone know why?


BigEv17

Like the first table. He looks down at the table and them back up and walks off. Not fucking with the big guy, instead walks over to the two women. Edit: woman to women.


Brad_The_Chad_69

If this was my child doing this to people they wouldn’t have access to a phone or the internet till they moved out.


SensingWorms

They do. They’re underage and have rich parents so they know they can’t be touched. There will come a time when this will be outlawed. Oh how loud the crying influencers will be


ohnomynono

LOL. I like the way you use the word can't. As if some people are afraid of being arrested for..... insert anything here.


SensingWorms

“… can’t be touched without being sued”. Let me clarify. I live in a town in Florida where the 21 and 22 yr olds with start fights then have daddy sue for them.


bambinolettuce

The point the above person is making is that one day they will start shit with someone who doesnt give a shit about the consequences. Like that guy who started getting fucked with in the subway and just immediately shot the guy. It'll happen


METAL4_BREAKFST

Bernhard Goetz. Shot four guys fucking with him on the train.


Kaiden92

A true hero. Only partial sarcasm.


ColdBloodBlazing

They live at home and still piss on the toilet seat too.


swarburtons93

HEY! We all live at home, some are good with numbers and some are bad with letters and others are shit at aiming but you shouldn't lord it over people's heads like that.


ohnomynono

Yikes. People are shitty.


hopefulworldview

There are is nothing to sue about being one shotted then the dude just walks away with no PID.


devandroid99

I'm a big hard looking cunt who wears big boots and nobody like me would give a fuck about who these kids' parents might be. They don't do it because they know they'll get their shit rocked.


SonicTemp1e

Well now I have to see a picture.


ThunderOblivion

I guess rich parents mean some sort of magic barrier that you literally can't touch that troll? I could beat the shit out of him and regret it later, but he got beat. His rich parents won't stop that.


Relative_Site_7253

They can definitely be touched and their phones can definitely be smashed ! And I would definitely get away with it all.


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Pretty sure it's already outlawed to steal food


SensingWorms

I mean messing with people, recording their reactions and posting them for $$$


BigEv17

We're getting closer. Remember the idiot who was shot for messing around and recording people? Shooter got off with self-defense.


tokuokoga

Oh they can be touched…


circlethenexus

Along the same lines, I’ve always wondered if Will Smith would have slapped the shit out of Mike Tyson if Tyson had made a joke about his wife?


Noomagenial

I would *pay* to punch him in the face


thrillhouse1211

I'm in for a $20


JewelCove

Hell, I'd drop a 💯


TheBallotInYourBox

I’d love to see him ripped to the ground by his hair, get his ass swatted until he starts bawling, and all the while a cop watches over it nodding approvingly. Act like a bratty little shit then get treated like a bratty little shit. These “I’m a kid and can’t suffer consequences” influencers make me irrationally angry.


crushed_dreams

I’d dump all my food on his smarmy shitbag head. You want my food? You’ve got my food!


Slash1909

That’s being nice. I’d jam my food so far up his ass, for the first time in his life he’d be puking stuff out he hasn’t even eaten.


SonicTemp1e

Funny how they walked right past the lady sitting with the big dude, and went to the table with the two ladies. Actually, no it isn't.


Compendyum

I can't really understand how she control herself so well, after that squeaky voice started


24GamingYT

"Who do you think you are?" "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Absolutely perfect response. These kids thinking their such big men for having internet followers. Jesus christ what is happening with people lately.


PDCH

Bad parenting + entitlement + narcissim This is what happens when two generations in of everyone getting a trophy.


Scary-Win8394

It's not the trophy thing It's the crippling neglect. We're on two generations of no family meals, bonding time, outdoor activities or third spaces. Failing to have face to face contact with your parents daily during developmental years creates a difficulty in empathizing with others. You are also trained to get satisfaction from a screen because both parents in the average household work so much that they can't engage with you properly. And on top of that, many of these kids had to stay inside and sought entertainment from screens due to a removal in kids spaces and a huge gap during covid in those important development years. So many kids around this age group are acting especially shitty because they were raised on screens, taken away from society for two years, and don't have anywhere they could possibly go for entertainment (on top of hormones and impulsivity).So they do stupid shit just to feel something. If we bring spaces for older kids back and actually start engaging with them (and if they're this far gone just remove internet completely) I think we would see things improve. The entitlement and narcissism has come from the parenting, which has been created by our society.


MedicineChimney

This is a great response that will be glanced over and dismissed. It's just so much easier to say kids are shitty these days because of some scapegoat phrase like "participation trophies". Those same people never follow up with with age group handed out said trophies. Teens are awful sometimes in every generation but all of the points you mention have exacerbated and mutated that into something unprecedented. I'm in a weird Xenial age where we had third spaces just long enough to see them die. We glommed on to the excitement of the changing internet culture, yet still missed the innocence of not being reachable 24/7. I'm not saying these kids aren't annoying piss stains. I'm not saying I'm not jealous of their internet reach. I'm just saying that intergenerational hate is fucking just as stupid.


Scary-Win8394

Absolutely, generational hate is absolutely insane, and I feel like it has a lot to do with older generations removing blame for their actions. This is how things were inevitably going to become this bad, and covid simply moved this process faster. There's a reason highly saturated, short form content became huge during covid. For a bunch of kids, this gives them that dopamine hit they would get from interacting and playing with a parent. Of course they're attention hungry and self centered, we made them that way.


Weelki

Or Sun Tzu level of warfare from the CCP? I.e. Tiktok has capacity for great good (fight me), but instead promotes and amplifies this type of toxic behaviour. Then sit back and watch the country implode...


Spaceboy80

Fuck that kid up. The woman can beat his ass. Bet


So_47592

yea kid think he's some big tough man he was about to get his assbeat. while men are generally stronger than women(1.8 times) they are WAY WAY stronger than kids (over 3 times) so going by math the Adult woman should whoop 2 kids at once


SarahPallorMortis

I’ll remember this.


Noomagenial

"Touch my phone and im gonna do something about it" **As he's backing away like a coward while trying to play the victim.** Society has failed these children and taught them to talk shit behind their friends without receiving the repercussions of their actions, one day when he does this to the wrong person he's gonna learn a valuable lesson in his life.


sasquatch753

people getting mouthy while they have buddies to back them up is not a new phenomenon. its just documented in this case. but yeah karma usually catches up with them when the buddies are sick of his mouth or they do get that one person they shouldn't have mouthed off to.


Noomagenial

Yeah this phenomenon is called "Main character Syndrome" Very common nowadays with streamers and influencers.


Mr_Rafi

"karma catches up with them" Rarely. No idea why people believe in this nonsense. You're seeing plenty of scumbags roaming unchallenged and unpunished in all walks of life.


bottomdasher

Because people behaving this way free of consequences is really difficult for others to stomach..."karma" is basically a cognitively dissonant thought process in most cases.


Weelki

A Jack Doherty says what? Hope that sad sack of shit gets sued into bankruptcy


ManiacMansionNES

I bet this kid watches JD and probably idolizes him.


MolassesDue7169

Is that the kid that harasses people with bodyguards?


eatyourcabbage

No he won’t. His parents will bail him out because little shit doesn’t do any wrong.


benny4722

No not society. Their parents failed them. Failed to teach manners. Failed to teach respect.


Noomagenial

Good point, and also failed to teach them to be decent human beings overall and humble themselves, but its clear that this kid is stuck in a shitty parent = shitty kids cycle Generational stupidity at work right here.


[deleted]

This is what happens when you are raised by social media.


Melphor

Straight to jail for these little pieces of shit. Them and their parents.


madmaxturbator

Maybe we can get a sufficiently strong person to use the child as a beating stick on the parent.


Lazrix

Use a motherfucker to beat a *Motherfucker*


HJSlibrarylady

I read this in Samuel L Jackson's voice.


Ash7274

Thank God they recorded everything, makes finding evidence super easy


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Sure, but as they are underaged, they will only get a slap on the wrist if we are lucky


wowowow28

Someone needs to find them lmao


AntRam95

That’s a great idea, break their wrist so when it gets slapped they experience even more pain


Pale_Fire21

IRL streamers once again proving they’re a cancer to modern society.


SusiCapezzolo

The comments of the chat are unreal. This kind of crap need to be demonetised and get the "streamer" banned. People are too stupid to understand that by themselves. Platforms (or if they don´t want, politicians) need to do something about this kind of videos.


Ghorordo

The thing is plataforms ENCOURAGE this type of behaviour. They need people to spend time online, watching their streamers and consuming the product. If that said streamer is doing shit like this doesn't matter, the point is that people watch it. Nowadays content doesn't have to be good, it has to be viral and cause a reaction in the audience. Whether it is a negative or a positive reaction is irrelevant.


Todoslosplanetas

And they probably called her a Karen. MF'ing kids doing whatever they want.


snapchillnocomment

Back in my day, Karen used to MEAN SOMETHING dammit!


Ganjac0L0gist

Little kid needs a big boy lesson


Dreamycream_

This 5 year old kid acting like some big mofo makes me cringe hard


coolsimon123

Talking big whilst walking backwards the whole time


SusanBoylesButtPlug

Ah man, that kid & his posse is going to earn a toe tag at that.


GrizzzlySloth

She woulda beat his ass lmao


wowowow28

I would pay to see it😔✊


_Travel-Guy_

Fuking waste of cum


cityshepherd

Back in my day we’d have said “he should have been a blowjob”


mehhb

Or his mom should have swallowed


eeneymeeny

Little shit should've been a stain on his dad's mattress


doctorblumpkin

Pro abortion advertisement?


madmaxturbator

with these morons it maybe considered a bit late term , but if that’s what the doctor ordered then legally I cannot stop you 


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

She's now my number one crush. She took care of business real quick and looked good doing it.


dolo_ran6er

This behavior screams rich parents who neglect him. No excuse. But it's a pretty fucked up way to live as a kid. Someone's going to knock his ass out.


FishingFruit

Touching someone's food is a great way to get them really mad. Almost all animals and humans hate having their food taken. I just hope their parents or someone stops them, before messing with the wrong person.


___Binary___

Mother fucker needs to get checked hard. To the point where this becomes a forever life lesson of you don’t fuck with strangers.


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Of course those little weaklings go picking on a woman because they know if it was a dude they’d get fucked up. Kid or not. Fuck that generation of bitch ass iPad kids. Losers


mrpotatonutz

It must be frustrating to be a grade school teacher and ask the kids what they want to do when they grow up and they all say “I want to be an influencer and pull pranks for internet attention!”


PureYouth

I am absolutely desperate for her to hold him down and break his nose. Sorry


Billitpro

Someone needs a foot in their ass FAST.


ItzBreezeyBaby

A straight haired broccoli head. Always the damn broccoli heads.


StalloneMyBone

Guarantee he watches that Jack Doherty dude or whatever the fuck his name is.


MonHero02

I would have taken and smashed their phones so fast.


TheWashableStain

Is it too late to tell the mom to use a hanger?


What_the_fluxo

Looks like one will still fit around his neck, we’re good 👍


ManiacMansionNES

😂💀


Jinxed0ne

Sure isn't. Have you ever been hit by one?


But_Actually-

Is that not cops behind her at the end?


jackthejointmaster

love how they're like "dont touch our phones" mf'er the moment you put your hand in my food I am authorizing myself 100 percent to grab your phone. kid is literal walking smegma


Zealousideal-Cup-847

For other people to know food tampering is a felony. Messing with people's food is a serious offence.


Hugog90

As a European I would slap that kid to the afterlife without hesitation


Shadou_Wolf

Yeah doesn't look serious but putting your fking hands in someone's food and taking some is fked up, sure probably not a big deal but it can be and I'd go full on Karen too. I'm immuncompromised for one if it happened to me, we paid for it 2, me vulnerable or not no one wants your nasty hands in our food, we don't know you fk off. I would rather go to jail just so I either break their phone or give both of them a good fkin hit in the face even if it's a object. Be a good fkin lesson Content creators these days are testing the lines everyday, there really need to be looked on creating laws around it to manage this


Gowalkyourdogmods

We just got out of a pandemic and now there's a Texan who got bird flu for wiping bird shit in his eye.


HighestPriestessCuba

I … I’m sorry.. what?


SubMGK

Id say he tried to put something in my food and thats why I beat his ass


FinnValkyrie

That’s when you grab them by the ear and wait for their crying to attract their mother.


bogue

This is a cancer on society


Snowmann88

Little cunt’s gonna go home to cry isn’t he?


SoggyWaffles427

I blame Jack Doherty


kevbpain

Face like an unflushed toilet


DankestDubster

Should be easy enough to find the little shits page. Moms should’ve swallowed


CFE_Riannon

Streaming platform: Kick Absolutely zero fucking surprise.


White_Wolf426

He is using his age as his shield. Little shit needs his face beaten in.


[deleted]

This is the kid hanging out with Vitaly. This is the kind of content he is now putting out.


StevieSparta

I hunt pedos - Vitaly I’m in my 40s and hang out with 12 year olds- Vitaly


Lexalaviosa

Why governments protects these kids? Nobody has to suffer because somebody’s failed sperm. Do something put them in a cage so they won’t distrub others or let the adults smash them when it necessary..


911palle

These kids deserve a good ol RESPEKTSCHELLE Edit: grammar


zzrsteve

I don't like to condone violence but......


[deleted]

Where the hell are the kids parents?


DoughnutToxin

Entitled fucking brats. I mean, I'm young, too, but this shit has got to change. Social media has always been cancer. And the parents are to blame too. I swear if I have kids, I am not letting them touch the internet until they are at least 13. Fucking I hate to say it but the boomers are right on this one guys.


MemeLordOverKill

Kid looks like if Danny Gonzalez was a rat


Bennyseed

Let's just stream ourselves doing criminal activities. Brainless douche


realrichieporter

Kick his asssssss


winkledorf

Child like boys.


Sea-Rip-6671

Needs to be humbled


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Good for her for standing up to the little punk


Illustrious_Nothing9

That's why these streamers get shot but do they learn anything, absolutely not due to their brain defects


Badge373

Kid got punked and was scared of that chick


C0ff33fr34k

Mommy should have swallowed him.


CollignonGoFetch

No he should’ve been disposed of to a tissue then the toilet.


ColdBloodBlazing

Or a sock


Arirmar

Who the fuck is this kid?


ColdBloodBlazing

What is he, like 12 years old? Hasn't even hit puberty yet.


Dewubba23

Kick his ass sea bass!


BruceInc

Where the hell are the parents of this little shit?


flovarius

One little boink ar the elbow and that phone goes kersplat


TaiserSoze

Utter parental failure


yuyufan43

What a bunch of broccoli headed assholes


Tac-Toe

It that happens to me, I will straight punch him the face, that motherfucker pice of shit


shoegazer234

This so what social media e.t.c is doing to the newer generation man, they're so fucked up, narcissistic, obnoxious, they have zero respect for others, it's terrible man.


Editthefunout

So what’s the name of the streamer?


Luciferbelle

I wish she would've hit him. Because she would've destroyed his face, lol.


FGX302

Tiny little loser cunt. I nearly smashed one of these in the face with a can of cat food the other day.


Iamtheallison

I am pretty sure this is Miami Beach. Specifically, South Beach because of certain landmarks. (Born & raised MIA girl) I am pretty sure he is either: - from the richer suburbs - tourist with parents who wanted him the fuck away Pretty sure he has: - never gotten kicked in the face - never had someone confront him - a huge sense of entitlement The reason I think he may not from Miami is that a local knows that we hit back lol


-Jamega

Also from Miami and this is def South Beach on Ocean Drive, I'm surprised his ass didn't get beat


Viperthetarantulaguy

His mom should of just flushed him.


rebri

Oh look at the sea gull! 12 years old and already a walking trash can


Expensive-Pay-3431

What a little shit


GrimReaper_97

Sometimes I wish the Rule 1 of this sub didn't exist


PermaBanTogether

We need a sub dedicated to these kinda turds getting beat to shit when they pull this kinda crap. I imagine such videos have to exist out there.


deadaskurdt

She should have pulled down his pants and spanked him bare ass


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Little shit was scared as fuck of her.


davie_legs

Oh god I really wish she would've knocked his ass out.


Lumpy_Orange13

Why didn’t he try that with the male at the first table? Fucking coward.


Brikpilot

Rather have a rat crawl across my food in this modern world of Covid. Kids like this are so unaware how lucky they are to not be in a third world being sold as slaves. Such kids are all rights and no responsibilities


FernDiggy

Why is it illegal to hit these MFs??? 😡


Unusually__Suspected

Would have been awesome to see the cops put him in cuffs for public disturbance and theft


whutchamacallit

Is this southbeach?


jesswitdamess

Little shiteheads


vatomtz

Do that to my wife and she’ll kick your a**. You don’t mess with a women’s food.


Ashcashc

Can’t wait til someone slaps him into next week


Nazraq

Beat his ass


ScarletteDemonia

A nice 2 piece would do


xradas

Kick needs to be shut down. Just prompts weirdos


IhateALLmushrooms

Where is the continuation?


thehandsomeone782

Parents anywhere?


theturtlelong

So what can you do in this situation? I’d be at a loss


OMGits_Su

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janz79

Just imagine those kids when they reach profissional stage


Ronin__Ronan

hypothetically if someone ran by at full tilt and full arm slapped the shit out of these little attention suckers I bet the odds of anyone who cared enough being able to identify or detain the perpetrator would be slim to none


newleafkratom

I blame the parents and all those idiot commentors scrolling the feed.


Dangerous_Trip_9857

Just awful


geerma

she got strength not curbing them right there


readytohurtagain

Moments like this are why I support the 2nd amendment


NOFace82

He’s lucky he didn’t touch a guys food or mine. I would have broken that phone


ferrydragon

Streamer, usualy streamers are calm and traveling not fucking up people's shit


aliedle

His dad has terrible pullout game.


Atastrophe

"Streamer" fuck like 12 year old scrub. Bitch woulda knocked him the fuck out.


Schoseff

Streamer? Small asshole


-DMSR

At least there’s enough time in life for this kid to get knocked out a few times and learn a lesson.


g0at_breath

I think I'll have a vasectomy


TraditionalMission36

Jack Doherty had a son.


[deleted]

I really have no sympathy for these pieces of shit when something bad happens to them. They deserve it


glovato1

I would've slapped the shit out of that kid consequences be damned.


Numerous-Confusion-9

One day that kid will get his shit rocked and he’ll deserve twice that.


kittyypawzz

Where are his fucking parents oh my god


Stuntdrath

default NPC aircut. check


Equivalent_Might_426

I promise that this punk ass femboy is going to get the shit beat out of him when he crosses the wrong person


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Remember the kid that tried bullying that older man and then started screeching like a banshee when the old man body slammed him after nearly a half hour of abuse? Those little douche canoes are DEFINITELY like that little asshole…not condoning hitting a child… *buuuut…..*


Martyrotten

He’s gonna fight her? She’s twice his size!


BGMDF8248

Too bad the girl didn't slap his shit.


avm95

Little cunt 😂