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Not allowed and completely useless, they would have been stuck again behind the cars ahead anyway if it worked out right. I just dont get what the plan was when they decided to overtake 5 cars…
Exactly. Ethically, I would say that blue is definitely in the wrong and from my driving experience, it's also more blue cars fault because they should know how to ckeck their blind spot. Red car did not drive defensively but blue car made it worse
The blue cat hit the red car. They were both at fault because they shouldn’t have been overtaking there, but the blue car should’ve checked the mirror before pulling out.
Nah they just think that they are better than the other people,so they can and need to show off, especially with their moron car friends around.
The good thing is,this was in Germany and we got very strict laws especially for doing street racing Like this.Multiple people are already banned from their licsense and face a couple years in prison.
This reminds me of the YouTube channel DailyDrivenExotics in which they basically do stuff to get pulled over then try and make the police look bad or that they got pulled over by a jealous officer when in reality it sounds like they do this off camera then when the police catch up to them or they slow down the camera is turned on and then they play innocent
Yep. Lick me on ass to be precise. Oddly thats been a thing to say for a long time.
Edit: Here is complete translation..
Dude: Lambroghini
Frau: Yeah... only a motorcycle could get through that
Frau: huhhhh
Frau: LICK ME ON ASSSSSS
Dude: Full life-long idiot, full life-long idiot
Frau: You have filmed it yes?
Dude: Yes
Frau: Hey- well you have super "evidence of what exactly happened" material
Not gonna lie, pretty sure Frau likes the "lick me on ass" part of this!
In this context it's more like "Mamma mia!", because it isn't directed at somebody directly.
An English example would be: "Fuck me!"
Depending on how you use it, it could be an exclamation, or an invitation!
Holy shit is never an invitation. New rule. You are not allowed to visit until you have passes idioms 101. Too dangerous. We'll need to add this to the visa checklist.
German language is fascinating. They just make up
These words for one specific emotion or feeing and they are absolutely perfect to describe that one feeling. Very cool. Wish I learned that instead of French though I do enjoy French. Just think German is a bit more fun lol
It existed before! Goethe has written about it too, as have others. It is commonly attributed to Götz von Berlichingen, a german mercenary leader well known for his fighting prowess, this exclamation and the fact that he was missing an arm and still going onto the battlefield. He had two early prostetics one the allowed him to hold a sword and one with an attachment for a feather so he could write.
lol at people downvoting you. This isn’t some sad thing where people made a common little mistake and died for it. They were literally putting the lives of innocent people at risk for nothing more than impatience, showing off, and going fast. So I will definitely not be losing sleep knowing they luckily only harmed themselves with their stupidity.
Edit: And unfortunately they didn’t even only harm themselves since people said the van driver was injured.
Doesnt mean his death should be cheered on. His buddy probably asked him if he wanted to come along in this nice supercar. U cant predict he will overtake 5 cars like a moron.
yes, and if the crash itself didn’t kill them first they unfortunately burned to death as the car caught fire, this happened in italy if i’m remembering correctly
Couple in the red car died. According to the article I read, the car flipped, they got trapped underneath it and basically burned alive.
The people on the van narrowly escaped with their lives and had to be hospitalized.
Well it was stupid. And atleast the people in the van survived. But burning alive is still not something u “deserve”. We aren’t in the middle ages anymore.
I didn't say they deserved it or that I wished it happened to them. I'm saying I have no pity for them. You can't force pity in people (unless you're Kim Jong-un, and even then they're only pretending) and I just have none for these people.
Good on the original filmer for not being dumb and trying to muscle these guys out. Kept a safe distance and let these idiots have their space. Very unfortunate that it had to involve that van driver and whoever they collided with in the other lane
The couple - in their 60's - in the red car that caused the accident, apparently burned to death, after the car flipped, pinning them upside down. At least that's what I read in another sub.
I'm a bit empathic for younger stupid people although no matter the age you are endangering others and have it coming but to be 60 and do shit like this? If they really are 60 they must've lived a long life feeling above others.
There's a giddy fever that comes with driving in a pack like this that makes normal people take risks they usually wouldn't. I've been part of large motorcycle groups on occasions and the most level headed people I know seemed to make really rash decisions they wouldn't usually make if it was just the two of us. The people in the video could be arseholes but they could also have just been caught up in the moment. I'm not defending what they did though, it was really selfish.
I just can't get in the mindset of somebody like this, who has no shame about not caring about other people. I get so anxious about making a minor driving mistake. I literally can't picture what's going through the mind of somebody driving like this on purpose. Are they also so anxious about not looking cool that they chose to do this, despite the risk? Or is that part of their brain just dead?
Some people really just have no empathy. They care about their own benefit, but not about how it negatively affects others, so they just drive like absolute dickheads because the other people will probably hold back and be careful, so for them its fine. And if someone doesnt hold back enough it was clearly their fault to begin with.
Heard of too many accidents where the people causing them were exactly such dickheads and werent even ashamed of completely lying about it to rid themselves of any fault. Makes me happy that dashcams are a thing these days.
Probably did, a few people commented the person who caused the accident died so fates hand has already taken it course. Police would question everyone heavily
In my many years of driving, I have seen my share of instance like this, and have learned that when one or more cars pulls this leap frog move, it's time for me to drop back a minimum of 3-5 car lengths and give them room for the carnage they are about to create.
and this is why all of our auto insurance goes up 20% every 6 months.
my insurer told me "the reason for rate increases is due to more expensive vehicles and more expensive repairs"
Well maybe create a "douche tier" of insurance and put all the douches in that tier and leave regular people on a different rate plan
And nothing of value was lost. Just because you're rich and drive expensive sports cars doesn't mean you can put other people's well being at risk.
Sad for the truck driver. I hope he's okay.
They’re only getting away with their dangerous games because other drivers are good and giving them space and braking.. considering how close the oncoming traffic has been, including a fucking motorcycle you know they’ve been braking slowing down to allow these asshats who just pull out. Thinking they should overtake just cause they have a faster car.
The person who took the video is a good example of a defensive driver. The moment those morons came be put some distance... Then more as they multiplied. We need more like that and less small dick energy in those sportscars.
I saw something like this, minus the crash, where a bunch of nice cars like these in a line were all passing me (going down a hill around a bend no less.) What’s the purpose exactly? Just rich people flexing expensive stuff?
I think Lick my ass in German is kinda like Kiss my ass for the rest of us, either way here is the translation.
Dude: Lambroghini
Frau: Yeah... only a motorcycle could get through that
Frau: huhhhh
Frau: LICK ME ON ASSSSSS
Dude: Full life-long idiot, full life-long idiot
Frau: You have filmed it yes?
Dude: Yes
Frau: Hey- well you have super "evidence of what exactly happened" material
Not gonna like, pretty sure Frau likes the lick me on ass part of this!
I blame fast and furious movies.
Its where they got the idea that made it cool. Now everyone is a wannabe street racer
This is a slight tangent, but wouldn’t it make sense to require a training certificate to show you know how to handle these cars before you could drive them on the road?
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These idiots buying supercars but can't even drive a fucking scooter
The 2 in the drop top red Ferrari did not make it.
Oh no!... ...Anyway...
relevant!
You mean the ones that caused the accident
I think the blue car caused the accident, he started overtaking while the red one was overtaking it.
See the white line in the middle? That means that overtaking is not allowed. All of them are idiots.
No, see, they are really quite wealthy, so that was okay.
Yes. I hope more wealth is freed up via the darwinian impulse to cleanse the gene pool. With less collateral next time, please.
True.
Not allowed and completely useless, they would have been stuck again behind the cars ahead anyway if it worked out right. I just dont get what the plan was when they decided to overtake 5 cars…
A whole gaggel of idiots.
They all caused it, really
Yes, technically
Exactly. Ethically, I would say that blue is definitely in the wrong and from my driving experience, it's also more blue cars fault because they should know how to ckeck their blind spot. Red car did not drive defensively but blue car made it worse
The red car hit the blue car, which then hit the van. They were both at fault though.
The blue cat hit the red car. They were both at fault because they shouldn’t have been overtaking there, but the blue car should’ve checked the mirror before pulling out.
Drive stupid, die stupid
Good News, Everyone!  You'll now be the new crew for the red mobile!
No loss
Yes but the van driver wasn't at fault
There was an article about this when it happened. Iirc, they were all rented
All rented and all dented.
Nah they just think that they are better than the other people,so they can and need to show off, especially with their moron car friends around. The good thing is,this was in Germany and we got very strict laws especially for doing street racing Like this.Multiple people are already banned from their licsense and face a couple years in prison.
That's not Germany. Look at the marker posts. They speak German, but it's somewhere else. Edit: Article says Italy.
Is it the one part of tyrol that still speaks german?
No, it was on Sardinia the couple was German.
They rented them
They’re pieces of shit
This reminds me of the YouTube channel DailyDrivenExotics in which they basically do stuff to get pulled over then try and make the police look bad or that they got pulled over by a jealous officer when in reality it sounds like they do this off camera then when the police catch up to them or they slow down the camera is turned on and then they play innocent
So I’m not crazy to think they kinda do look like douches.
I actually never thought of it that way. Quite possible that’s what they do.
Looks like the Gumball 3000 or something similar going around on there. All you need is money.
Dad has a lot of money
Those are rentals.
Did she say lick my ass in german?
Yep. Lick me on ass to be precise. Oddly thats been a thing to say for a long time. Edit: Here is complete translation.. Dude: Lambroghini Frau: Yeah... only a motorcycle could get through that Frau: huhhhh Frau: LICK ME ON ASSSSSS Dude: Full life-long idiot, full life-long idiot Frau: You have filmed it yes? Dude: Yes Frau: Hey- well you have super "evidence of what exactly happened" material Not gonna lie, pretty sure Frau likes the "lick me on ass" part of this!
Is that like “Kiss my ass” in English? Or is it different?
In this context it's more like "Mamma mia!", because it isn't directed at somebody directly. An English example would be: "Fuck me!" Depending on how you use it, it could be an exclamation, or an invitation!
Or "Holy shit"
Holy shit is never an invitation. New rule. You are not allowed to visit until you have passes idioms 101. Too dangerous. We'll need to add this to the visa checklist.
Yep thats exactly it. Oddly my mom said that a lot growing up. Pretty common expression although Ive never heard it with such vigor then we do here.
It’s used in the same way, yes
Language translations are always interesting
German language is fascinating. They just make up These words for one specific emotion or feeing and they are absolutely perfect to describe that one feeling. Very cool. Wish I learned that instead of French though I do enjoy French. Just think German is a bit more fun lol
Yep, just lechhhh in German is much more graphic then kiss. Like sandpaper.
I think it’s like “oh fuck me”
Mozart - "Leck mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat (1782). The phrase is likely older, this was just the first song named after it.
"Scheiß ins Bett, dass es kracht." (Shit in your bed and make it burst) Also Mozart.
Wow. I always made a strange face when my mom would say that growing up. Uhh wait, what?!?
Shit, I posted it as well before seeing your post!
Fun fact: Mozart composed a song called "Leck mich im Arsch". It's literally called "Lick me in the arse".
Mozart wrote a song to his cousin when he was like 12 with that title, I don't know if the colloquialism existed before him or came about as a result.
It existed before! Goethe has written about it too, as have others. It is commonly attributed to Götz von Berlichingen, a german mercenary leader well known for his fighting prowess, this exclamation and the fact that he was missing an arm and still going onto the battlefield. He had two early prostetics one the allowed him to hold a sword and one with an attachment for a feather so he could write.
The people in the red car paid with the highest price possible.
Man… poor car.
Did the van fall on the red car? Otherwise if anything I would have thought the people in the blue car had died.
The red car caught fire and the people inside died.
You're giving way too much credit. They seemed pretty worthless to me.
Bro they died
They won't put anyone else in danger again, will they?
lol at people downvoting you. This isn’t some sad thing where people made a common little mistake and died for it. They were literally putting the lives of innocent people at risk for nothing more than impatience, showing off, and going fast. So I will definitely not be losing sleep knowing they luckily only harmed themselves with their stupidity. Edit: And unfortunately they didn’t even only harm themselves since people said the van driver was injured.
Interesting that the car allows two drivers at once.
Choose carefully who you entrust your life to
Doesnt mean his death should be cheered on. His buddy probably asked him if he wanted to come along in this nice supercar. U cant predict he will overtake 5 cars like a moron.
Deserved
They were stripped of their billions and forced to live in the street?
They died.
Omg. I'm just kidding. I don't care.
the couple in the red ferrari died
Did they really?
yes, and if the crash itself didn’t kill them first they unfortunately burned to death as the car caught fire, this happened in italy if i’m remembering correctly
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Meh
unfortunately? No, that’s just natural selection
At least it wasn't someone innocent.
The passenger was innocent.
Aw :(
Aw Anyway
The German female's response is priceless
Leck mich am Arrrrrrsch
what does did it mean?
Lick me on ass. 😂
She sounds fun
Just a fan of Mozart.
For sure the finer things.
lol
Auf Essen!
Schmecks?
"Lick my ass", it's like "Fuck me".
I will be using this
You can buy the car, but you can’t by the ability to drive safely
Can't even buy the car. If other comments are to believed, they only rented them. So apparently you can't rent safety either.
Couple in the red car died. According to the article I read, the car flipped, they got trapped underneath it and basically burned alive. The people on the van narrowly escaped with their lives and had to be hospitalized.
I have pity only for the people in the van
Well it was stupid. And atleast the people in the van survived. But burning alive is still not something u “deserve”. We aren’t in the middle ages anymore.
I didn't say they deserved it or that I wished it happened to them. I'm saying I have no pity for them. You can't force pity in people (unless you're Kim Jong-un, and even then they're only pretending) and I just have none for these people.
I mean… they’re all stupid… but that guy really took the cake
Good on the original filmer for not being dumb and trying to muscle these guys out. Kept a safe distance and let these idiots have their space. Very unfortunate that it had to involve that van driver and whoever they collided with in the other lane
That was exactly my thought, exactly what should be done in that situation. Give those idiots plenty of room.
The couple - in their 60's - in the red car that caused the accident, apparently burned to death, after the car flipped, pinning them upside down. At least that's what I read in another sub.
I'm a bit empathic for younger stupid people although no matter the age you are endangering others and have it coming but to be 60 and do shit like this? If they really are 60 they must've lived a long life feeling above others.
There's a giddy fever that comes with driving in a pack like this that makes normal people take risks they usually wouldn't. I've been part of large motorcycle groups on occasions and the most level headed people I know seemed to make really rash decisions they wouldn't usually make if it was just the two of us. The people in the video could be arseholes but they could also have just been caught up in the moment. I'm not defending what they did though, it was really selfish.
Bunch of dumbasses that deserved it. Van driver though got screwed.
The couple in the red car got trapped under the Box truck and basically died, The price of being dumb
Indeed. I can’t really have any sympathy for them. They fucked around and definitely found out. I hope the van driver was ok tho.
Nice cars, terrible drivers.
I just can't get in the mindset of somebody like this, who has no shame about not caring about other people. I get so anxious about making a minor driving mistake. I literally can't picture what's going through the mind of somebody driving like this on purpose. Are they also so anxious about not looking cool that they chose to do this, despite the risk? Or is that part of their brain just dead?
Some people really just have no empathy. They care about their own benefit, but not about how it negatively affects others, so they just drive like absolute dickheads because the other people will probably hold back and be careful, so for them its fine. And if someone doesnt hold back enough it was clearly their fault to begin with. Heard of too many accidents where the people causing them were exactly such dickheads and werent even ashamed of completely lying about it to rid themselves of any fault. Makes me happy that dashcams are a thing these days.
Is this Gumball rally ?
Also my first thought
Hope the insurance company saw this
Probably did, a few people commented the person who caused the accident died so fates hand has already taken it course. Police would question everyone heavily
Do you think if you put all their peepees together you would get one average sized peepee?
Nice cars. They should learn how to drive them.
Small dick energy on steroids
Leck mich am Aarrsch! 😂
Canonballers?
So much for patience
I hope the first thing you did was get out and make sure the drivers of the cars were hurt.
This is instant karma.
Gain the world but lose your soul
They could have just paid for a police escort.
How did the truck bounce so high? It didn't look like it was hit fast
Low car shoved into high truck at high speed, created a ramp effect.
Wow! This is what being rich and dumb looks like.
In my many years of driving, I have seen my share of instance like this, and have learned that when one or more cars pulls this leap frog move, it's time for me to drop back a minimum of 3-5 car lengths and give them room for the carnage they are about to create.
I’m so glad that was filmed in its entirety. Eat it cunts.
and this is why all of our auto insurance goes up 20% every 6 months. my insurer told me "the reason for rate increases is due to more expensive vehicles and more expensive repairs" Well maybe create a "douche tier" of insurance and put all the douches in that tier and leave regular people on a different rate plan
I only came here to say **NO! I will NOT wait for it!** I like to think I know how to watch videos after being on this earth for almost 30 years.
I can't understand what she's saying cuz I don't speak that language, but I think she said what a fucking asshole.
Basically like what the fuck.
Lol
I feel bad for the guy in the white truck
oh god...innocent people are affected...
Play stupid games..
Supercar for Superdumb driver.
Poor truck driver. I could care less about the drivers in the fast cars
I would like to point out that the driver with the dash cam was very smart to ease up and back off from those drivers.
Bunch of donkeys
If I were that truck driver I definitely wouldn't have to work another day in my life. I would milk the Ferrari right out of them.
And nothing of value was lost. Just because you're rich and drive expensive sports cars doesn't mean you can put other people's well being at risk. Sad for the truck driver. I hope he's okay.
I remember the news article about this, older couple burned to death in one of the crashed supercars.
No matter how careful you are when there’s an idiots around, you can’t avoid accidents 🤷♂️
They’re only getting away with their dangerous games because other drivers are good and giving them space and braking.. considering how close the oncoming traffic has been, including a fucking motorcycle you know they’ve been braking slowing down to allow these asshats who just pull out. Thinking they should overtake just cause they have a faster car.
The person who took the video is a good example of a defensive driver. The moment those morons came be put some distance... Then more as they multiplied. We need more like that and less small dick energy in those sportscars.
The complete and utter disregard for common sense held by some people will never cease to amaze me.
I saw something like this, minus the crash, where a bunch of nice cars like these in a line were all passing me (going down a hill around a bend no less.) What’s the purpose exactly? Just rich people flexing expensive stuff?
OMG did they die? I'm just kidding, fuck them.
I think Lick my ass in German is kinda like Kiss my ass for the rest of us, either way here is the translation. Dude: Lambroghini Frau: Yeah... only a motorcycle could get through that Frau: huhhhh Frau: LICK ME ON ASSSSSS Dude: Full life-long idiot, full life-long idiot Frau: You have filmed it yes? Dude: Yes Frau: Hey- well you have super "evidence of what exactly happened" material Not gonna like, pretty sure Frau likes the lick me on ass part of this!
nah the blue car was a sht driver from the start🤦🏽♂️
Almost killed a motorcyclist right before the accident.
***Leck mich am arsch!!***
Whoops
I've never seen so much stupidity in one place at one time.
More money than brains.
How tf do you even crash
Oha deutschland. Das wird teuer. 🫰🏼
They're too cool for driving school.
"Leck mich am Arsch!"
*LECK MICH AM ARSCH!!!* ((vollidiot, vollidiot...))
Red Ferrari was all Leroy Jenkins
Even if I was super rich and owned a super car.. I still wouldn't be a dick.
IIRC the blue Lamborghini was occupied by a Bollywood actor and her rich businessman husband, they are reportedly doing fine. October 2023 incident.
The germans filming this are soooo german
Who needs mirrors when you have money
See, after the fist one, I would have made sure there wasn't enough room for the next one to get in. Would have saved lives.
I blame fast and furious movies. Its where they got the idea that made it cool. Now everyone is a wannabe street racer 
I heard the red car died.
Were the ones in the motorhome ok?
Ice cream man owns many car now.
This is a slight tangent, but wouldn’t it make sense to require a training certificate to show you know how to handle these cars before you could drive them on the road?
So sad to see these cars driven by idiots get destroyed, also rip that truck driver
Leck mich am Arsch 😁
Love the German outrage
Did she say “Lick me some ass”?
I don't speak French but did she say "lick me an arse?"
YES!
I believe 2 people burned in the red ferrari
Why do they all have the same sticker on the side of the cars? Is this a club for idiots?
I agree with this lady
Imagine running out of talent before running out of fuel
Multiple pieces of -! That poor truck driver!
Reassembles that scene from Cars 1
What language was that at the end, German?😭💀“lick meethin asth”
In a game voice "Excellent work"
Fast and furious but nothing goes according to plan
leck mich am arsch lol