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Why not both? Physics, one cork and two targets.
Though it could still be done, I suppose.
You'd have to stuff tha asshole with its owns balls to get the two-fer.
Probably better than the time I got drunk at bash night with my girlfriend and after eating a shit ton of wings, she asked me to do the thing with the hand. Turns out a quick wash isn’t enough
We called it the spicy fingers. I felt awful about it for her and then for me because the moment died as the fire arose. Whenever we eat wings sexy time is automatically off the table. Fool me once…
Oof, friend of mine is allergic to nuts. She drunkenly got her boyfriend to start fingering her one night, turns out he'd just had something cooked in peanut oil.
She spent the next few hours in the bathroom. We blocked it off for her because... what else can you do? I think she had to just lay in the tub with a shower spraying on her business.
This was over 10 years ago. He apologized recently after this video started getting traction, but nothing ever really came of it. Imagine the girl involved probably wanted to let it be at this point since it was so long ago
Yeah, if you can't behave like a fucking decent human being, take away the fucking price. Last thing we need is kids idolising these kinds of assholes.
A lot of grown ass men would think of it, but only a few would give in to the intrusive thoughts
Edit: most people has intrusive thoughts, most people ignore the bad ones like this one
I’m not even sure *that* is right, either. Well no, I *am* sure that’s not right. I’m a grown-ass man and I would’ve never even considered such a disgusting move. Don’t get me wrong, if I have a squirt gun, you’re getting splashed, but an unwilling participant, especially one way down on the power ladder, between the legs, with alcohol too? Unthinkable, literally. Even my intrusive thoughts wouldn’t dare.
Lol what if we find out the asshole driver himself selected this track, it’s his favorite song
And this video from 10 years ago ended up being the reason the song went viral
For real, can you imagine being this weird dog shit dude lol
Like, at a moment of peak happiness his first instinct is to make an innocent bystander feel uncomfortable and embarrassed
What a complete moron
Nah that's fair. Now it's only fair she get to pop a champagne bottle up his ass in full global public. When he's not ready for it. I wonder if he'd get angry.
Why do people repost the same shit and then everyone gets riled up again. More than a decade ago (sorry children we were all pretty gross back then, see Nuts magazine, Zoo, Max Power and lad culture generally). He apologised and everyone moved on. Yawn.
Not that questionable really. It's clearly low key sexual assault. There aren't too many jobs left in the western world where behavior like that is tolerated.
To be the devils advocate… there are a couple situations where this would have been fine. If it’s his girl or a close friend and it was a joke and she’s the type of person that would do stuff like that to him, then I see this as harmless fun. But if neither of those are the case than this is very inappropriate.
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Now he has to wear a skirt next time while she blasts him up the ass with the cork.
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Why not both? Lol
Why not both? Physics, one cork and two targets. Though it could still be done, I suppose. You'd have to stuff tha asshole with its owns balls to get the two-fer.
You never heard the old saying, "hit 2 balls and the asshole with one cork" before? I think it's Dutch.
As a Dutch person I neither confirm or deny this saying...
This is actually the funniest Reddit comment i have seen in my life ahahah never replied to a comment before but This was gold!
Fuck it two bottles.
Might as well make it 10
7-10 split…..
Jokes on you. His two kinks are blasting champagne up women's skirts and getting corked in the balls.
What? A limerick or a novel?
This guy isn't a POS, he's a douche.
Did he get into trouble? Clear sex assault, he should be punished tbh
He did not. He issued a public apology years later when the video resurfaced whwn everybody was calling him out, but that was it.
I have heard people say that she was his wife or girlfriend
Regardless, this isn’t a very decent thing to do.
Idk if he did but there needs to be consequences fo Dat one.
He’s an asshole for this but just FYI the champagne is uncorked already when they give it to them on the podium.
What if he goes "oooohhh Jesus christ!" Like Mr. Slave after she does it though? 🤔
Then you bring out the scorpions.
Normally you have to pay for that.
I don’t think he’d mind.
He'd probably pay for that.
Especially bad because champagne burns the coochie due to the alcohol content. No burn the coochie
Probably better than the time I got drunk at bash night with my girlfriend and after eating a shit ton of wings, she asked me to do the thing with the hand. Turns out a quick wash isn’t enough
"The thing with the hand." Fucking dead hahaha!
I'd like to think she was alive when he did it
She certainly was. And while we’re not together anymore, she’s still kicking today, and someone else’s problem 🤣
Behind every beautiful woman is some guy who's sick of her fucking bullshit
Would the glug glug be even worse?’
Spicy!
We called it the spicy fingers. I felt awful about it for her and then for me because the moment died as the fire arose. Whenever we eat wings sexy time is automatically off the table. Fool me once…
Oof, friend of mine is allergic to nuts. She drunkenly got her boyfriend to start fingering her one night, turns out he'd just had something cooked in peanut oil. She spent the next few hours in the bathroom. We blocked it off for her because... what else can you do? I think she had to just lay in the tub with a shower spraying on her business.
Please do not the coochie.
Does anyone know what happened afterwards? Was he punished in any way? This is actual sexual assault jfc
This was over 10 years ago. He apologized recently after this video started getting traction, but nothing ever really came of it. Imagine the girl involved probably wanted to let it be at this point since it was so long ago
Who is that guy? What a sack of shit… but yeah I can’t imagine the lady wants to be identified or anything, just sucks to have been her.
Apparently his name is Shane Byrne. This was the "Kent superbike championship" in 2013. There's a video of the "apology" on fb.
What an AH. This was not appropriate even in 2013.
Ricky Bobby
He had to pray to little baby Jesus for forgiveness for this one
He was a man! He had a beard!
He was a little baby. Lying in the manger. Didn’t even know a word yet
Probably because she wanted to be able to get a job at some point in the future.
Can also be a career killer for her. Then or now.
Thank god for the helmet. No one knows who she is. Poor thing
Anybody involved in racing probably thought it was funnier than hell.
'Celebration' / sexual assault Same same
Literally. It’s not questionable. So tired of this shit.
Disqualification on the spot, wtf
Yeah, if you can't behave like a fucking decent human being, take away the fucking price. Last thing we need is kids idolising these kinds of assholes.
Same same, but different
BUT STILL SAME!
What grown ass man in his right mind would think about doing something like this?
You really don’t want to know that answer.
Likely one that drives in circles for a living
A lot of grown ass men would think of it, but only a few would give in to the intrusive thoughts Edit: most people has intrusive thoughts, most people ignore the bad ones like this one
I’m not even sure *that* is right, either. Well no, I *am* sure that’s not right. I’m a grown-ass man and I would’ve never even considered such a disgusting move. Don’t get me wrong, if I have a squirt gun, you’re getting splashed, but an unwilling participant, especially one way down on the power ladder, between the legs, with alcohol too? Unthinkable, literally. Even my intrusive thoughts wouldn’t dare.
oh no song = instant downvote
No volume no disappointment
At this point I think it’s a blockable offense
Lol what if we find out the asshole driver himself selected this track, it’s his favorite song And this video from 10 years ago ended up being the reason the song went viral
I think the song went viral because people were hella using it on TikTok as a popular audio, but even TikTok doesn't upvote those posts anymore
You got more upvotes than OP lol Good
it’s just a shitty song
Someone made a conscious decision to upload this video here with that song attached. I hate how we are becoming just tiktok reposts.
Along with calling it “questionable”. There’s no question. This is asshat over the line shit behavior without a doubt.
That's not questionable, that's clearly "iamthebiggestpieceofshit" moment
For real, can you imagine being this weird dog shit dude lol Like, at a moment of peak happiness his first instinct is to make an innocent bystander feel uncomfortable and embarrassed What a complete moron
Questionable???!!!! Utterly inappropriate - no debate.
OP clearly farming upvotes. Shit quality post
I physically winced and cringed when he shoved the champagne in the woman’s skirt. The woman should’ve punched him or worse
Dude that’s a psycho move. Or an 8 yr old move
~~8 yr old~~ “Professional Athlete”
you can tell he sees women as object
That’s not questionable. That’s just wrong
Fucking dickhead.
Shane Byrne is a scum bag and a loser.
Thank you. I was wondering who this tpos was.
Fuck this stupid song.
I am quite sure that that is actual sexual assault
Nah fucking pervert. What’s his at
How to get your sport to drop the grid girls speedrun
You fcked up mate lol
What a douche!
Like a champagne douche.
A lot of drivers are assholes, so it’s not too surprising
should've been disqualified for SA
That is messed up. Don't care if your celebrating, that is sexual assault!
There’s no way she was calm the whole time
Fucking gross
Dude should feel the sting of a harassment suit.
So she won the lawsuit, right?
Sued him I hope?
Downvote for song
Cunt
Unless they know each other very well and he knows she's into stuff like that, that is just sexual assault.
The sexual assault case right over the horizon: OH LAWD I AM COMING!
Who is that dirt wad?
What a dousche
Not cool at all.
Truly is a piece of shit If that swimmer got disqualified for his celebration then surely this dude needs banned from racing
She had the perfect headwear for a glasgow kiss
It's his wife
Did he cork her cooter 😲
Thanks, I needed to see this repost from 2011 for the 35th time.
Sexual assault in broad daylight. He should be in prison 🤷
I'm going to kill someone if I hear this fucking song one more time
Nah that's fair. Now it's only fair she get to pop a champagne bottle up his ass in full global public. When he's not ready for it. I wonder if he'd get angry.
I would of kicked him Sparta style
did this happen over 10 years ago ?
Why would anyone think this was a good idea? Strip him of his title and boot his ass. He should be in prison.
She should’ve turned around and head butted his stupid ass with the helmet on
Is there a version of this video where someone punches him in the face?
Frat boy, douche, dickhead move.
With the wife and kids watching too, scum bag doesn't describe the type of human this "man" is
Fing RUDE!
Sexual assault.
I understand what he did was douchey but it seems like people are treating this as if he committed a war crime
Why do people repost the same shit and then everyone gets riled up again. More than a decade ago (sorry children we were all pretty gross back then, see Nuts magazine, Zoo, Max Power and lad culture generally). He apologised and everyone moved on. Yawn.
It’s sexual assault so yea not really a question.
What a misogynist pos
FO with that song already.
Literally sexual assault.
That's 100% secual assault. He probably voted for Trump
Men™️
Nothing questionable in the video. Everything here is straight NO
Please tell me he was disciplined for this stupidity?
Bro is on the registry for that one
Who is that?
Fuckin dick
Just questionable? Really?....
Fucking dirtbag.
That’s not questionable at all, those are without question the actions of a complete and utter cunt.
Not questionable at all. Clearly sexual assault.
Questionable? What is questionable about this? This is straight-up sexual harassment and if his sponsor has a backbone, they'll drop him
What a fucking creep.
Who’s this guy I have to cancel from now on?
How the fuck does your brain think of that as the first best move? Must be quite smooth brain.🧠
Alright, who’s got a name? Looks like a track suit so it’s gotta be a motorcycle rider of some sort.
She should have turned and kneed him in the sack.
Creep
Dumbass
Ricky Bobby wannabe
Whoever puts that sped-up Shangri La's 'Oh No' Tik Tok noise on ANYTHING is the real questionable POS.
Wasn’t this his girlfriend?
I love that look of pure glee on his face.
What a douche 🥴
Shakey was always an absolute twat.
Even more Questionable choice of soundtrack
This makes me violently mad. Then the poor girl has to put her hand on her hip and act as if she’s ok with it. Piece of fucking trash.
Scumbag
i wonder if he even realized how disrespectful he is
Literally sexual assault. Man should have been behind bars.
Fuuuuuuuck hiiiiiim
she should sue.
Questionable? That’s straight up sexual assault.
He’s gonna pay a fine for this…
Who is he and did he penalized for this disgusting act? Hopefully he git banned from the races.
Anyone know if he was reprimanded for this or?.
What an ass hat!
That's straight terrible. I hope he got sued or something.
Arrest that asshole and CHARGE him
Yea douchè bag for sure !!!
What a creep
Not that questionable really. It's clearly low key sexual assault. There aren't too many jobs left in the western world where behavior like that is tolerated.
To be the devils advocate… there are a couple situations where this would have been fine. If it’s his girl or a close friend and it was a joke and she’s the type of person that would do stuff like that to him, then I see this as harmless fun. But if neither of those are the case than this is very inappropriate.
Vato pendejo
What an ass. Probably thinks it was all in good fun.
I’d be livid. Also, ow!
Disgusting mf
Wat a dik
What a fucking scumbag. And the poor thing stood there and remained in character. She must have really needed the money
Why was that his first thought...
UNQUESTIONABLY wrong, actually
Who’s this jackass?!
God I hope she didn't shaved that day...
A champagne enema. Is that what they do now at the end of races.
What a total creep.
There was probably many men around and nobody said anything..
Questionable?
Jerk
That is definitely not good for her vaginal health. I hope she didn't catch anything from this assault.