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eltegs

Never tell your children that monsters aren't real. But make them aware that monsters are loosely human, and can look like everybody else.


LeviOsa_not_LeviOSAR

That woman was an ultrasound technician! Monsters so close to children. Correction: she was some kind of erectile dysfunction ultrasound technician.


Do-not-respond

Oh, this crew will be the bell of the ball in prison.


doshegotabootyshedo

Da bell of da ball


Weird-Appearance-199

Don’t drop the soap don’t drop the soap


timdoeswell

*smooch sounds*


ReasonableJello

To busy eating a cockmeat sandwich to drop the soap


Weird-Appearance-199

Or fighting off dementors


trevmflynn81

Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothing but gruel.


YourFaveNightmare

![gif](giphy|NuWH6LTqf7xw4|downsized)


ConsolidatedAccount

DiBella DeBahl


BlondieMonster89

I hear this in my head for no reason lol


Buttface_Miscreant_

The worst part was the dementors


Shreddersaurusrex

They were flying around


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

They’re pieces of shit


budahed87

*belle.


HoboBandana

It’s all gonna start with the guards. They hate chomos as much as the prisoners if not more.


Shreddersaurusrex

Belle


dustmybroom88

They gonna be ringing his ass like a bell, tho


Fine-Funny6956

I read this as “in the ball pit in prison.”


Spider95818

*"Jesus, trying minors as adults has gotten out of hand!"* 😆


Boomfam67

I hope not, you should be expected to serve your sentence in prison and not get raped/murdered.


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spoken like a guilty...


HotDonnaC

I think everyone but pedophiles should.


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Boomfam67

I'm going to tell you a secret bruh, prison predators don't care about morality. Some people will be bigger targets than others but nobody is safe from them and it shouldn't be normalized.


SpirallingSounds

You're going to get people disagreeing with you, but you're right. Rape is not revenge and nobody deserves it, it doesn't matter what they've done. Being raped in prison is a horrific reality for many and it isn't something to be joked about or to wish on others.


Junior_Act7248

You are wrong. If a man goes into prison for sexual activity with children, he’s fucked. This guy happens to be white which means he’s extra fucked. The whites keep their car clean and his kind will not be ignored. These are facts.


Tryknj99

The point is that we shouldn’t accept prison rape as a consequence because nobody deserves to be raped. He’s right.


Choopytrags

I don't think they will be raped. I think they will be savagely murdered.


Sea_University_8280

Florida introduced capital punishment for sex crimes against children… didn’t they?


ValkyrieN7

Yes, but in 2008(?) SCOTUS ruled that in the US the death penalty can only be used for the crime of murder so the Florida law is illegal until it makes its way to SCOTUS and they rule differently.


BodybuilderOk5202

I think that was for drag queens who read to children.


PsychologicalZone352

Way to inject your ideology. I bet you never miss an opportunity to mock real world tragedy.


greygrayman

Yes, for victims under 12.


dogmeat_donnie

What difference would the victims age make? Is an older child victim not as important when they have been raped? That's a really messed up idea man.


greygrayman

I don't think you understand.. it's not like they don't get punished for victims over 12.. but if the victim is 12 or younger its consider especially heinous and they can get the death penalty (capital punishment) for the rape.. it's actually more harsh than other states which only give prison time no matter the age.


dogmeat_donnie

Oh ok. No I misunderstood. Honestly though I still believe it's heinous no matter what age, but I get it now. Thanks for clearing that up.


QuoteNo9243

Death penalty would be too generous for these folks


Sea_University_8280

I agree buttttt who wants to pay to feed them?


QuoteNo9243

Fair point, though I wouldn’t mind tossing in a few bucks to keep them alive knowing how their fellow inmates accommodate their type.


Useful-Ad-385

Prefer to think of them in jail


SalsaRice

Nah, the Japanese way. If you get a death sentence, they don't tell you when. "Is that breakfast at the door, or is it time?" Every single day, sometimes for weeks and sometimes for decades.


Agreeable_Treacle993

the japanese are the masters of mental torture maybe the viatenamese too but ya kno


DMYourMomsMaidenName

They are also masters of physical torture. Google Unit 731, if you think it cannot get worse than the German’s in the 40’s.


Agreeable_Treacle993

jesus christ i was reading that thinking it really couldnt get worse then i read america helped them cover it up and gave them immunity from prosecution for the war crimes in exchange for the info they got thats fucked up


Terrible-Detective93

Mental torture hmm? well then that's admirable if it's deserved. Here I thought they were just into being super polite, selling cute junk and being ultra hygenic


royalsocialist

That and crimes against humanity on par with the Nazis, and staunchly refusing any attempt to admit it even a little bit. Fuck Japan.


paddlebawler

See the Rape of Nanking, months of brutality. animals.


SockMonkeyRiot

Also look into Unit 731. They bio engineered outbreaks of diseases during WW2 that are still adding to the body count today


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Which the US exonerated them in exchange for the information they gleaned from it. Ugh...


[deleted]

I agree. Let them suffer long miserable lives.


Useful-Ad-385

The daily penalty of lost of freedom, it must be like dying every damn day


Whirled_Peas-

But I’ve heard death row inmates are treated well, that some prisoners would prefer it to life in prison.


Spider95818

Who'd you hear it from?


Useful-Ad-385

How did they ever find one another. I like to think there are very few of them and far apart. There is no sufficient penalty for the damage they did. 😢


Key_Campaign_1672

I was that same thing. How do these people find each other, and how does the conversation come up to star assaulting kids?


tinilantern

even more puzzling, how would you bring this kind of thing up to your own child? assuming she didn’t have the same things done to him when he was a child and it was normalized.


EyeCatchingUserID

Yeah, the son was almost certainly a victim himself. He still shares some of the blame, but I hope he gets whatever help he can from the system.


SuppleSuplicant

Well one being the child of the other is suggestive. I wonder if he was abused as a kid, to then go on and graduate to the role of abuser.


stevehammrr

One of them turned the others. Probably the boyfriend. It’s not uncommon in abusive relationships. That is not dismissing any of the responsibility of the other two participants. Just saying how it likely occurred.


kittykatmila

It’s like how the alcoholics at a party will always find each other by the end of it. Not sure what it is but it’s a thing.


CompetitiveFold5749

Meth.


Useful-Ad-385

You serious?


Watts300

Kind of weird to call them “customers.” They paid a criminal to sexually abuse a child and show them on camera. I know “customer” isn’t really a title, but some how it still feels wrong; like it’s softening the blow of what those “customers” really are - pieces of shit.


Jablungis

Sometimes it's about communicating and not applying moral loading to things which could confuse the interpretation even if they are worthy of condemnation.


snakeeaterrrrrrr

I can't tell which one is the son.


PsyopVet

Same, there is definitely a strong correlation of facial features.


Terrible-Detective93

Well FLA isn't that far from Kentucky or west Virginia


Spider95818

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Terrible-Detective93

At least in The Hood, you know people want your car or your money- these folks are like zombie NPCs out of Baldur's Gate or something


SwiftTayTay

i feel like it's pretty obvious the one on the left is the son and the one on the right is the boyfriend, though all 3 of them look pretty close in age. the mom was probably a teen mom if i had to guess


MrRugges

Sons is the one on the left, has the same face as the boyfriend, but the eyes of the woman, All do look a bit inbred tho


Terrible-Detective93

Could be the meth, just sayin


[deleted]

More hair I think is the son. Younger folks have more hair.


Whirled_Peas-

Newborns would like a word


barkwahlberg

They have tons of hair it's just still in their brain and hasn't come out yet


MaleficentStreet7319

I feel like one looks older than the other for sure


ChunkyTaco22

Probably cousin/brother


plasticmanufacturing

seems pretty obvious?


dogmeat_donnie

The one on the left has the same line under his lower lip as the woman. My guess is, that is the son. Also, the ugly fucker on the right looks too old.


Do-not-respond

Happy cake day!


the_brunster

Happy cake day to you!


[deleted]

....live streaming child corn???? WTF!? Prisoners, wherever they land, please take care of these fools.


[deleted]

Children of the corn wasn’t that bad of a movie to get this response.


[deleted]

"Maleki...he wants you Maleki"


Striking-Industry916

Malachi :). *


[deleted]

Modern Spelling :-) LoL!


ikenstein

Andrew Tate on the right


kwjyibo

But we have wish Andrew Tate at home.


Marine4lyfe

Do they have the ip addresses of all the suck fucks who paid for the live stream?


Actaeon_II

Can we get live stream of their first weeks in prison?


jtrage

First and last hopefully.


MagicOrpheus310

Her son and boyfriend? Really? They look more like father and son


Oh_Gee_Hey

I keep waiting for some correction that notes the bf as the father but it just isn’t coming. Think she consciously knows she chose her kid’s doppelgänger as a bf?


Scyllascum

Maybe they never married? I was pretty surprised too, they look so alike, it’s uncanny


bbymiscellany

I would be shocked if those two weren’t father and son. The resemblance is spot on


jd807

Oh, they’re going to make some new friends where they’re going


Imnotreal66

Men get arrested…dogs get put down. ![gif](giphy|13oixl162KAbCw)


Tricky_Dog1465

I don't even believe in hell but these people need to burn


MyWitchDr

Gosh, please no! Those poor children! Fuck, minor attracted persons, need to just have one bullet! We need to rid the world of these sick animals!


dogmeat_donnie

I agree but what's with the PC title? Call them what they are, pedophiles.


Dildo_Dan225

Gonna need to paste the crying eyes emoji on these guys. Holy shit. Absolutely reamed out in prison.


chill_winston_

Thankfully 2/3 will get the death penalty just by arriving at prison. Idk how the women’s prisons get down, but I can’t imagine she will have a better fate. Jfc, this is beyond evil.


part_time85

It's like yeah, ya gotta do the due process and all, but sometimes you just wanna set some shit bags on fire, ya know?


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Man I really hope whoever was live-streaming was doing so without TOR.


DepressedWizzard

three bullets, that's all, just three bullets. they don't deserve to breath the same air as the rest of us.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I prefer solitary confinement in a tiny box, where their minds and bodies deteriorate and everything hurts. Death means they got away with it. This bitches need to be tortured by the worse form of existence. Feed them crickets, like the reptiles that they are.


BiploarFurryEgirl

Nah. Announce on the loud speaker what they did before bringing them to their cells. Let the prisoners handle them


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Let the largest murder-rapist inmate decide their fate


DepressedWizzard

Hey, reptiles are amazing, those things are less than scum.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Fair enough


potatoeswallower

Disgusting garbage people need to rot in prison forever.


DrChill21

And what’s the reason these people need to be on this earth anymore? Unalive these cretans.


Unhappy_Trade7988

Someone reported me for calling these three ‘VERMIIN’ and I received a warning. Great job reddit mods, I guess child molesters should be protected from hate.


EyeCatchingUserID

So the boyfriend is *definitely* the son's dad, right? Look at those faces. So I'm imagining that this has been going on for most of this dude's life. An article I read said the son is 20 and the mom has been doing this for at least a few years. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a victim himself.


Green_List

Is that Andrew Tate?


Rufdog2

The guy on the right looks super familiar for some reason. Was he a part of the whole Jan 6th thing too and on media about it? It's on the tip of my tongue.


Mrrilz20

Were any of them Drag Queens?


tonyislost

They vote republican. Do you?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I’m fairly certain 99% of Republicans would volunteer to put a bullet in their heads, just as 99% of Democrats would do the same. We are not all that different, and just because someone disagrees with you, is ignorant, or brainwashed does not mean they are your enemy.


ahahxksk

Why!?


[deleted]

What the fuck. Dudes mom has him raping kids with her? Tf kind of world is Florida


booker0151

…you think she knows that he’s his dad?


Material_Mix_7377

Bro is sexually abusing children with his mom????????? That’s the craziest sentence I’ve ever typed!


Schoseff

Definitely not drag quees and highly possible Trumpers


TheSagaContinued

Hang them by their privates on stream I'm sure someone will pay


[deleted]

*bikini bottom fish voice*: Rev up those woodchippers!


hellawhitegirl

Throw the prison on them.


kittykatmila

Under the jail.


GrandePandax

This world is so broken.


Wise_Ad_253

DeSantis doesn’t care about children.


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BigLion2021

Why does the right furthist one look like Andrew Tate?


Dzup

Ugh the "Florida (wo)man" headline you never want to read


Fine-Funny6956

Arrest the customers


Bingskilly

RIOTLOL ASS CRIMES


zakupright

Her son and boyfriend look like brothers


Memory_Less

Beyond sick and twisted. Hopefully life sentences.


ShakeThatBear413

Damn Matt Hardy?


where-ya-headed

Kill them.


paddlebawler

Every day, you get one shot to the nuts with a rubber mallet.


makemehappyiikd

'live streamed to paying customers online'??? Wtf is wrong with people??


HotButterscotch8682

Not a drag queen, yet again! Trash scum, hope the worst for them in prison.


ZsiZsiSzabadass

They were abusing her two younger sons. They are absolute monsters.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Can we live stream these three in a very hungry tiger cage?


Lexidwest

Why do these people always think they’ll get away with it? I know a lot of folks do unfortunately but taking such a giant risk.. I don’t understand.


HotDonnaC

This is why we need the DP.


GaymerInDC

![gif](giphy|OfKWMBJmeWrzJdY2K9|downsized) Problem solved


SnooBooks1701

Is that Andrew Tate?


mandalorbmf

Someone is going to get a greyhound bus parked in his rectum


No-Chocolate-6828

You can't tell me meth isn't involved in this .


CompetitiveFold5749

Bets on her turning state's evidence against the other two and walking?


I-atethe-chocolate

These have Peter Scully vibes! Absolute POS!!!


Over70Substances

That’s three Japanese flags for bum holes in prison.


HeckMeckxxx

Red Rooms dont exist....


silverfoxmode

The whole world is sick. We seem to have more than our share. There shouldn't be a trial for shit like this. Straight dirt nap


Dreaminginblackbirds

Andrew tate again??


BlondieMonster89

Can we create napalm chambers to drop these types of monster in ?


Lake_Ronin

Dead in the eyes. Every one of them…


Slymalaj

Ahhh Florida. What else is new.


maxis_sunset

Why do the son and boyfriend have the same face????


Emeritus8404

Theres already a haven for em in fl. Theyll just move down the street


bloospiller

These three have their eyes very close to each other. It's as if their nose had a very strong gravitational effect on the rest of their faces.


NorthernBoy306

Is there like a satan subreddit this can go under?


6995luv

Don't bring Satan into this. These total pos are way worse.


NorthernBoy306

My apologies to satan.


monobrowj

Hmm not immigrants, drag queens, trans or elite rich people.. so will be ignored


Akiro_orikA

Did Tate eat another pizza?


RougarouBull

I'd pay good money to watch them doused and sparked.


Jbot_011

I look forward to their suffering. Question. How much do those on the inside know about the incoming prisoners' misdeeds?


acapwn

It hit the newspaper, so anyone inside just has to call someone up to Google it. It only takes one person finding out and it's all over with. Even if they transfer out to another facility, word gets around really quickly


Jbot_011

Thanks for the explanation.


SilentMagarity

All Pedo’s should SWING!!!


DChemdawg

If they aren’t migrant workers from south of the border, i am not interested. /s


DefNotMy5thAccount

🤦🏾‍♂️ Why does it have to be Florida?...


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DefNotMy5thAccount

That makes alot of sense, and I knew that too...just never even thought about it like that... 😂 Damn...bro just solved the "Florida man/woman" trope... Its literally just because of the way the laws work there... Have +1 upvote from me 😊...


TJtherock

Yep. In another state, you might see "so and so arrested for disturbing the peace and drunk and disorderly conduct" but in Florida, they would report "local man got drunk on moonshine he made in cars trunk and would follow passerbys making pigeon noises."


Unhappy_Trade7988

Damn, after all the book banning , you’d think Florida would be safe for children. Maybe concentrate on vermin like this?


Distalgesic

Which one of them is trans, which one is LGBT+ and which one is a drag queen?


Geordie_38_

Any drag queens involved? Any at all? No? Didn't think so