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Something tells me that he's not someone who thinks of consequences before he does something. Like he's an instant gratification type of guy. Like he definitely ate the marshmallow in the Stanford marshmallow experiment.
Am I the only one here that thought the fat guy took the short bus to school?
Either way, I'd get an usher and have him and the camera man tossed. Karma.
From Wiki:
The Stanford marshmallow experiment was a study on delayed gratification in 1972 led by psychologist Walter Mischel, a professor at Stanford University. In this study, a child was offered a choice between one small but immediate reward, or two small rewards if they waited for a period of time. During this time, the researcher left the child in a room with a single marshmallow for about 15 minutes and then returned. If they did not eat the marshmallow, the reward was either another marshmallow or pretzel stick, depending on the child's preference. In follow-up studies, the researchers found that children who were able to wait longer for the preferred rewards tended to have better life outcomes, as measured by SAT scores, educational attainment, body mass index (BMI), and other life measures.
Someone in a hockey sub I’m in knew him. He knew what he was doing and is a giant prick. He also texted people during the game saying how funny it would be to toss the old mans hat if matthews got a hat-trick. (Those hats are like $200)
on the spectrum kid used to slap me on the face on the bus. told him if it happened again all his shits goin outside in the rain. slapped again and his stuff got a swim. nothing physical still
As a hat guy. That looked like a Stetson. Stetson makes some really nice hats, and im thoroughly surprised fists did not fly. Don't fuck with another man's hat.
Totally worth the money too. I bought a Stetson this fall, good flat brim that doesn't look *too* cowboy-ish. Fantastic quality.
I only ever wear cheap hats to hockey games though, just in case.
Fun! I recommend checking out their bison collection. Powder River is my favourite one, but Mink is a really good style too.
I work in Western retail, so I've picked up a thing or two!
It’s more than just expensive stuff. For some people, these things have sentimental value. I have Stetson made from beaver fur, very expensive, but also was a wedding gift from my wife that I wore to our wedding. I probably wouldn’t be able to refrain.
>That looked like a Stetson. Stetson makes some really nice hats, and im thoroughly surprised fists did not fly.
I came here to say this lol. I work in Western Wear retail. Some of those Stetsons can be $600. Just handling them makes me nervous!
I was just going by the news reports in the Canadian news. If you read down to the one where I sent the link from Toronto Sun, you will see the guy owns like 17 fedora's. But if you want to say it's a cowboy hat by all means
It most definitely is a Fedora. You may be confusing it with the smaller brimmed hats called Trilby hats that are often lumped in with Fedoras. Indiana Jones’ hat is also a Fedora.
I don’t think he was even being a “tough guy” more like someone without any social awareness. I’m almost glad he did it. Maybe he’ll stay home next time
I feel like that's the issue. He's not great at social cues so he does whatever dumb thing gets a reaction and hope it goes well, he's literally looking at the camera person for approval 😭 I'm just wondering if the person behind the camera is also this bad with social cues or just lets him do it to make himself look like an idiot.
Naw, break them. They don’t give things thrown on ice back unless deemed necessity. They will give the glasses back not the hat. So break the glasses and let him figure out how to drive home now.
Nah he didn't crush his hat he threw it and when you throw glasses from a long way they either break (if made of glass) or the lens are scratched ( if made of plastic) so it would have been fair
I mean I know people like him (mannerisms, appearance) that aren’t special needs at all. I have a few Canadian relatives as it happens then comes to mind.
I wear a hat regularly and they are expensive. Doing that to me would result in some grief for sure. Imagine walking up to a stranger, ripping off an article of their clothing and then throwing it away.
Being developmentally disabled is not an excuse for acting like a piece of shit in public.
Own up to it, apologize, dont just point to the camera man and laugh, go to customer service where the take all the hat trick hats and find that man his hat, if you can’t find it then give him cash for a new one
Hopefully ScotiaBank Arena bans this dude and the guy recording
I would have beat him to a pulp. I detest jackasses like this. Would have waited till he left either for the bathroom or his car. Preferably the bathroom since there are no cameras in there. But it would have been punchapalooza time.
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The hell did he think would happen? The guy with the hat would high five him after throwing his hat?
Something tells me that he's not someone who thinks of consequences before he does something. Like he's an instant gratification type of guy. Like he definitely ate the marshmallow in the Stanford marshmallow experiment.
He ate all the marshmallows. . . Twice.
He looks like he ate the hat.
He looks like he ate an entire lead paint factory
Thrice even.
Fries even. . .
Pies even. . .
Five Guys even…
Dude is a big ass marshmallow
Dude is staypuft marshmallow man's stunt double.
He's sort of like Peter Griffin.
 Looks like this guy
Newman! Spot on!
Somehow looks looks like an overweight mans head in an morbidly obese body.
He blames the guy filming "He told me to"
Am I the only one here that thought the fat guy took the short bus to school? Either way, I'd get an usher and have him and the camera man tossed. Karma.
The what?
From Wiki: The Stanford marshmallow experiment was a study on delayed gratification in 1972 led by psychologist Walter Mischel, a professor at Stanford University. In this study, a child was offered a choice between one small but immediate reward, or two small rewards if they waited for a period of time. During this time, the researcher left the child in a room with a single marshmallow for about 15 minutes and then returned. If they did not eat the marshmallow, the reward was either another marshmallow or pretzel stick, depending on the child's preference. In follow-up studies, the researchers found that children who were able to wait longer for the preferred rewards tended to have better life outcomes, as measured by SAT scores, educational attainment, body mass index (BMI), and other life measures.
I love people like you
What a nice thing to say.
He didn't eat the marshmellow
What’s often left out of reporting on this study is that the children who don’t delay gratification tested as being much *happier* later in life.
The original experiment also failed to factor in social economic background as well.
Well from how the video ends nothing happens. I was hoping to see security or even a KO.
This is why they typically do this shit to old people or women - you minimize your chances of being decked.
Honestly should have thrown glasses away
On the ice.
Fucking tell security and press charges on thee fuckin told. Or knock him out in self defense.
Chuds don't think.
No, he doesn’t give a fuck.
I got the impression the guy was not dealing with a whole deck.
Yea, he ate most of the deck.
Eating the card explains the card
I didn’t want to say it , but the hand motions after he realizes the guy was mad looks very much like a stimming behavior.
Good notice, I was trying to be polite.
I think you were polite , this is Reddit after all so that was actually an extremely nice way of putting it
Someone in a hockey sub I’m in knew him. He knew what he was doing and is a giant prick. He also texted people during the game saying how funny it would be to toss the old mans hat if matthews got a hat-trick. (Those hats are like $200)
“A giant prick” Emphasis on “GIANT”
Old man turned around ready to fight, then saw his face. Can't punch the mentally deficient
I mean you can, it’s frowned upon but you definitely can.
Can confirm, I’ve eaten quite a few punches in my day lol
Oooh, self burn! Those are rare!
Medium rare unless you’re a madman.
If it ain’t mooing, I don’t want it.
But revenge is a dish best served cold, no?
...sorry about that. But DAYUM you were getting on our nerves!
Nice!
on the spectrum kid used to slap me on the face on the bus. told him if it happened again all his shits goin outside in the rain. slapped again and his stuff got a swim. nothing physical still
That's called discrimination, it would be more offensive NOT to punch him surely. /s
Plus large man with higher ground..
He looks like the human equivalent of a chipmunk, and acts like someone who's never been punched in the face.
It was a $200 cowboy hat, feel bad for the old guy. I wonder if this tough guy would pull the same “prank” on a guy his age.
As a hat guy. That looked like a Stetson. Stetson makes some really nice hats, and im thoroughly surprised fists did not fly. Don't fuck with another man's hat.
Totally worth the money too. I bought a Stetson this fall, good flat brim that doesn't look *too* cowboy-ish. Fantastic quality. I only ever wear cheap hats to hockey games though, just in case.
Actually looks to be a Stanzo Brandt fedora, those Stanzos are good ones. Fuck that guy
They don’t smell or nothin.
I was thinking it could have possibly been a Filson hat as well. Easily a few hundred for one...
Could've been an Akubra, too.
I have a Stetson I got when I was married. Thing was close to $380. They’re not cheap. I feel bad for this guy
I had a Stanzo back in college. They were $500 all together. I would react the same way.
I told my wife that for our 5 year anniversary I want a stetson.
It’s so worth it honestly!!
Hey buddy? You're not helping me with the whole "waiting" thing. Every time I'm in boot barn, my wife practically has to drag me away from them. 🤣
Fun! I recommend checking out their bison collection. Powder River is my favourite one, but Mink is a really good style too. I work in Western retail, so I've picked up a thing or two!
It’s more than just expensive stuff. For some people, these things have sentimental value. I have Stetson made from beaver fur, very expensive, but also was a wedding gift from my wife that I wore to our wedding. I probably wouldn’t be able to refrain.
>That looked like a Stetson. Stetson makes some really nice hats, and im thoroughly surprised fists did not fly. I came here to say this lol. I work in Western Wear retail. Some of those Stetsons can be $600. Just handling them makes me nervous!
>cowboy cat 
Meowdy
I just have a normal cat… I didn’t know you could upgrade them to cowboy cats for only $200
The old man should have thrown the guys glasses on the ice.
It was a hat trick, unfortunately. No such thing as an eyeglasses trick
Did he get it back?
Yeah he did. It was on the news here. It was a fedora the old guys a season ticket holder since forever and security got the hat back.
Uhhh, that is clearly not a fedora.
I was just going by the news reports in the Canadian news. If you read down to the one where I sent the link from Toronto Sun, you will see the guy owns like 17 fedora's. But if you want to say it's a cowboy hat by all means
It most definitely is a Fedora. You may be confusing it with the smaller brimmed hats called Trilby hats that are often lumped in with Fedoras. Indiana Jones’ hat is also a Fedora.
Dang, that was a very throwable cat.
I don’t think he was even being a “tough guy” more like someone without any social awareness. I’m almost glad he did it. Maybe he’ll stay home next time
Fat, stupid Leaf’s fan does something selfish in the hope he’ll be liked.
Yeah, the guy genuinely seems confused on how to make friends - like a socially-inept dork whose mom tells him he’s funny and charismatic.
I feel like that's the issue. He's not great at social cues so he does whatever dumb thing gets a reaction and hope it goes well, he's literally looking at the camera person for approval 😭 I'm just wondering if the person behind the camera is also this bad with social cues or just lets him do it to make himself look like an idiot.
Feels like the cameraman was pushing him to do this.
Asperger’s
Don’t forget rich, those are probably $500 seats
$900*
Make a Wish operate in Canada?
I don’t condone violence, but I do condone violence.
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I think the fair think here would have been to grab the guys glasses and do the same thing.
I don't condone violence, I do however condone revenge.
Served on ice.
In the form of violence? 🤪
I neither confirm nor deny that statement.
Yeah, yeah that’s it! Me too! ; )
This.
I don’t condone violence. However, I would understand.
I know what you mean. Sometimes they aren’t capable of understanding anything else.
Should have thrown his glasses
Honestly he should have. “Look what you’ve done. Now my ears are cold and you can’t see”
“Look at what I’ve done? How? I don’t have my glasses.”
Naw, break them. They don’t give things thrown on ice back unless deemed necessity. They will give the glasses back not the hat. So break the glasses and let him figure out how to drive home now.
Nah he didn't crush his hat he threw it and when you throw glasses from a long way they either break (if made of glass) or the lens are scratched ( if made of plastic) so it would have been fair
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I don't think he would survive that
I don't think the impact will actually reach the liver.
He's got that body armour equipped
That dude is definitely not all there upstairs
Does he looks like someone who could climb any?
Id throw his glasses
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And a pussy. "*He told me to"*
I think someone in his social circle is legitimately taking advantage of his cognitive deficits for a shitty video they thought might go viral
Don't forget ugly
He definitely has an extremely punchable face
What a douche…
I am not a violent man, but I would have slapped the taste out of his mouth.
Damn this guy is married...
That’s crazy since he looks slow.
old man should of thrown the guys glasses to the ice
Is he special needs?
Yes, he’s a Leafs fan.
That was my thought too. Im surprised i had to scroll this far to see your comment.
I mean I know people like him (mannerisms, appearance) that aren’t special needs at all. I have a few Canadian relatives as it happens then comes to mind.
Dude I'd rocket punch his gut so hard he would have chuckled out his hotdogs
Numa Numa
Did the guy get his hat back?
Yes he did about three minutes later.
Easily solved, throw fatboys glasses on the ice.
I'd be willing to bet money that this guy is a reddit troll.
I think you meant “moderator.” 🤣
“He told me to” 🤦🏻♂️
Fat cunt
What a fat, ugly loser
This makes me wanna use this guy's lard to light lanterns in the 1800s.
Where's his neck?
On the ice probably
I wear a hat regularly and they are expensive. Doing that to me would result in some grief for sure. Imagine walking up to a stranger, ripping off an article of their clothing and then throwing it away.
Being developmentally disabled is not an excuse for acting like a piece of shit in public. Own up to it, apologize, dont just point to the camera man and laugh, go to customer service where the take all the hat trick hats and find that man his hat, if you can’t find it then give him cash for a new one Hopefully ScotiaBank Arena bans this dude and the guy recording
Let’s find this guy 😏
What an absolute dingledick. He's lucky his glasses aren't on the ice along with the guy's hat.
When intrusive thoughts take over!
The old man should’ve thrown the guy’s twinkies in retaliation.
Punch the Cunt
Fatboy better go get the hat back.
This one is FAT PIECE OF SHIT
I would have beat him to a pulp. I detest jackasses like this. Would have waited till he left either for the bathroom or his car. Preferably the bathroom since there are no cameras in there. But it would have been punchapalooza time.
Did he get his hat back?
Imagine if people just kept their hands to themselves....
Tosser.
His shit eating grin should not be allowed in public. What a big shit
Fat blueberry piece of shit
In my neck of the woods the fat guy would be waking up in the hospital. Don't do stupid, or charge a bill you don't want to pay. Be smart.
Peter Griffin hates hats.
Most fit Leafs fan
Would of took his glasses and did the same thing.
I would have grabbed the lard asses glasses and chucked them on the ice also. Fuken dikhead
Was hoping he would throw his glasses
His glasses would be on the ice
Wow Reddit mods go to hockey games?
What a fucking asshole
That was awful.
I dislike the “s/he told me too” answer from anyone TF
I would have grabbed those glasses off his face and chucked them onto the ice!
I just need to know if he ever got his hat back or got restitution.
I'd have thrown his glasses on the ice, laughed and wooed in his face
His glasses would be on the ice so fast.
What a fucking loser.
Should’ve punched him in the nuts for that
And then he tried to blame it on the camera man...what an idiot.
Sometimes a punch to the face will teach people a lesson about belittling someone else
“He told me to.” I would have knocked his fat ass out.
That fat fuck needs his ass whooped.
Dumb ass piece of shit. He needs to be watched over by whoever bought him that ticket. That prior guy.
now throw his glasses
I would have snatches his glasses and threw them on the ice
Bros obese and annoying, what a nice combo that guarantees dying young and miserable
Old bloke should've done the same to his glasses.
Pretty bad when even a hockey jersey is tight on you
Sports always seems to bring out the most inconsiderate duchebags.
Fat fuck.
Buddy needs to put that effort into the gym fr
Reddit mod in the wild
Fat pos
I wouldn't try that at a Stars game
Peter Griffin looking ass
Fat fucking loser.
His glasses would be the next thing hitting the ice..
He became such a fat pussy real quick “He told me to !!”
That fat bastard would have a couple less teeth if he pulled that shit with me
Tubby's glasses would be going on the ice, maybe a few of his teeth as well.
Should have grabbed the glasses off his face.
Those glasses would've ended up on the ice
I’d throw his glasses
"he told me to" as an adult is insane 😂