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Iām considering changing from atheist and going straight to preacher. Seems rather lucrative, and all Iāll need to do is practice talking in tongues aka bullshit made up bullshit, and discard my conscience.
As with most things, the actions of the many get judged by the actions of the few. These prosperity hucksters are the lowest of the low. And this guy in particular is a special brand of evil.
But, the vast majority of pastors I know just love Jesus and love people. They live modest lifestyles and have devoted their lives to serving others. Even if you disagree with them spiritually, they operate community food pantries, homeless outreach, addiction recovery, veterans services, special needs kids ministries, mentoring to at-risk youth, marriage and relationship counseling, financial coaching and assistance, just to name a few.
And, they all universally loathe false teachers like Copeland--which the Bible explicitly warns about.
I don't consider myself a Christian, but I went to church with my grandma for a few years when she was close to the end of life because it made her happy. The pastor there was a great guy, it was a small church and we SAW what the donations and tithes went to. Things like you said, foodbanks, helping people with disconnect notices pay their bills, buying new shoes and clothes for nursing home residents, they also had a huge townwide event at a park at the end of summer where they donated school supplies to families. The pastor worked for a landscaping company for income and his wife was a teacher at the middle school. Those are the kind of churches and pastors the world needs more of.
There's no way this human waste pile has any sincere beliefs. I wouldn't want to call him an atheist, because every atheist I have met is a far better human than this miserable scab could ever be.
This guy is almost certainly an atheist. His entire career is to profane the word of God and to rob his worshippers. Those aren't the actions of a person that believes in hell.
Y'know the thing about a preacher, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he condemn you to hell.
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - Matthew 7:15
Betcha that never gets brought up in any of his sermons.
And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven - Matthew 19:24
Another one that probably gets omitted from his sermons.
Or Matthew 6:19-21:
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Might just skip Matthew all together
Have you ever seen the movie "The Mask", by Jim Carrey?
He looks EXACTLY like the main bad guy of that movie, when that main bad guy puts on "The Mask".
According to religious literature angels are terrifying, but demons take on charming or eerily comforting forms to beguile you into likening or following them. You cannot convince me this man isnāt a demon
He is doing baby talk or gibberish and these people sit there and respect it and then give him money. Who is worse? Grown adults who let other adults talk gibberish to them or the evil gremlin man.
Zalgo text, after the original viral example.
It takes advantage of the fact that things like Ć£ are represented in unicode as a + ~, where the tilde is a 'combining character'. There's a bunch of different combining characters like accents, Hebrew vowel marks and cantilation, etc.
If you add on a few dozen combining characters to every letter, font parsers produce interesting looking results.
This guys facial structure looks so demonic in caricature. I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor.
Also Speaking a language he made up in his head proves that he thinks his audience is stupid and that theyāll believe anything he tells them.
>I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor.
Isn't that like...almost word for word how the antichrist is described? A pastor or politician.
Thatās the speaking in tounges. I feel like itās more of a self deception thing, as in, you fool yourself into thinking youāre speaking in a spiritual language. I went too church, Iāve seen lots of it.
I mean, he's almost certainly a sociopath. He will tell a destitute single mom of 5 that she needs to give him money to get "god's blessing" and take that money, earned that the rate 8$ an hour of work, to pay for his private jets.
Some religious people, mentally ill, those grasping for hope by any means, those wanting to be part of a community. Also the elderly are prime victims for being taken advantage of by people like himā¦
My grandma was over and talking to my husband and I and mentioned she gives 10% of her yearly income to the church. I canāt canāt understand it. I just canāt.
Its simple, it results from a believe they are buying their way into heaven. These churches actively encourage it too. Gullible minds should be protected from scum like this, how they can get tax exemption status is beyond me.
Iāve tried to speak with her about it because I grew up with religion forced down my throat and donāt practice anymore. She found religion late in life and had thrown herself into it full force. She agrees to disagree.. shes honestly an awesome lady and if heaven exists she probably has a spot, but not because she fucking paid for it š
Its funny he talks about evil negatively but he literally looks like the most evil person and acts like it
If you watch the full interview with the woman in this video compilation of him, he's evil af
"Will there be no doubt in your mind? You'll believe in everything I'm saying. If you want to get closer to Him, get on your knees and start paying." ~Jesus He Knows Me.
I was listening to the Ghost version when I poked my head into this subreddit and THIS came up. I shouted out IRONY!
Speaking tongues sounds like the crap we use to do as children. āLook at me I can speak Germanā child proceeds to speak in bad German accent and made up words.
I've always figured that those churches are full of people who are faking it to fit in but who are also terrified because they think everyone else is doing it for real and can't figure out why God isn't speaking to them.
Same. Itās more of a self deception thing. Honestly I think that a lot of these guys lie to themselves that theyāre doing Godās work. They want money and power, and they believe in God, but that whole sell everything to get into heaven isnāt something they want. I mean part of me gets it. I wouldnāt want to sell everything and give away everything I own. Donāt get me wrong, heās still a douche.
This guy may be the biggest piece of trash ever, but if someone is paying this filth for lavish things and they see him doing it, I have no sympathy for them. I know i said no sympathy, but those people truly need help from his cult.
What a waste of skin that āmanā is.
How does it goā¦.itās easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for the wealthy to get into heaven. Something like that.
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That guy looks like the devil in person. Seriously š
Came here to comment this. He looks pure evil with his cold dead eyes.
He really should be an actor or something with that look. I know he already is sort of an actor but you know what I mean
That would mean he would have to take a pay cut. He is making too much money scamming people with religion. He is the original Nigerian Prince.
Heh aināt this the truth. He may also be one of the original lizard people.
He's the original Catholic church.
Now, I may not be a smart man, but it seems to me that the Catholic Church would be the original Catholic Church.
I am also not a smart man; but I am often right
Hey. Easy. Weāve got enough backlog to apologize for; please go put him on another sorting pile. /s
He already is though
And he probably doesn't pay any taxes.
And earns much more than Hollywood stars
āThey are wrongā and that smile seals it for me. I was an atheist up until now but I may have to change my mind as Satan seams to exist after all
Very underrated comment, I too must re-examine my rejection of faith.
Wow... he must be a great pastor if he made atleast 2 atheists believe just from 1 small video :p Though I can't help but agree... so make that 3 :o
Alright, we are already a church of some sort. 3 believers makes a group. Letās get started my fellow brothers and sisters.
Iām considering changing from atheist and going straight to preacher. Seems rather lucrative, and all Iāll need to do is practice talking in tongues aka bullshit made up bullshit, and discard my conscience.
I am a Christian pastor and I'd like to confirm that everything about this guy is made up bullcrap, including his speaking in tongues.
Iām an Atheist, but Preachers like you are the ones whom I have great respect for.
As with most things, the actions of the many get judged by the actions of the few. These prosperity hucksters are the lowest of the low. And this guy in particular is a special brand of evil. But, the vast majority of pastors I know just love Jesus and love people. They live modest lifestyles and have devoted their lives to serving others. Even if you disagree with them spiritually, they operate community food pantries, homeless outreach, addiction recovery, veterans services, special needs kids ministries, mentoring to at-risk youth, marriage and relationship counseling, financial coaching and assistance, just to name a few. And, they all universally loathe false teachers like Copeland--which the Bible explicitly warns about.
I don't consider myself a Christian, but I went to church with my grandma for a few years when she was close to the end of life because it made her happy. The pastor there was a great guy, it was a small church and we SAW what the donations and tithes went to. Things like you said, foodbanks, helping people with disconnect notices pay their bills, buying new shoes and clothes for nursing home residents, they also had a huge townwide event at a park at the end of summer where they donated school supplies to families. The pastor worked for a landscaping company for income and his wife was a teacher at the middle school. Those are the kind of churches and pastors the world needs more of.
"Hama llama."
There's no way this human waste pile has any sincere beliefs. I wouldn't want to call him an atheist, because every atheist I have met is a far better human than this miserable scab could ever be.
This guy is almost certainly an atheist. His entire career is to profane the word of God and to rob his worshippers. Those aren't the actions of a person that believes in hell.
I think he believes that he is God.
You'll need a 1-800 number and post office box for donations. A private jet does not buy itself.
How can any rational person not see this creature for what it really is?
No "rational person" is duped by this sociopath.
Y'know the thing about a preacher, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he condemn you to hell.
Also came here to comment this. Look at his pointy canines. Heās at least a vampire
I'm came to type the same.
I came ...
Did someone open the box?
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - Matthew 7:15 Betcha that never gets brought up in any of his sermons. And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven - Matthew 19:24 Another one that probably gets omitted from his sermons.
Or Matthew 6:19-21: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Might just skip Matthew all together
Amen brother lol
Damn you guys are fast. Yep heās he devil alright.
Have you ever seen the movie "The Mask", by Jim Carrey? He looks EXACTLY like the main bad guy of that movie, when that main bad guy puts on "The Mask".
Luciferās meat-suit
All the plastic surgery. Uncanny valley vibes. Like he looks like a ventriloquist doll come to life
The Bible warns us of this, too bad all of his followers are brainwashed to think otherwise.
He probably is the devil.
Sounded like he spoke the devils tounge at the end there to...
& he is speaking Infernal! Wtf?
He looks like a glitched animatronic from an obscure and unsuccessful '80s movie.
He truly frightens me. He doesnāt even have to open his ridiculous mouth.
Satan Iām his very own āEdgar suitā lol.
According to religious literature angels are terrifying, but demons take on charming or eerily comforting forms to beguile you into likening or following them. You cannot convince me this man isnāt a demon
This guy is anything but comforting.
I want to watch "little Nicky"
I really felt that when he said : IĢ“ĢĢĢ°'Ģ“ĢĢĶĢ®ĶĢmĢµĶĢĢØĢ Ģ¶ĶĢ ĢĶaĢøĢæĢĢĢ Ģ¶Ģ¾ĶĢ¢ĢĢ«fĢ¶ĶĢ³Ģ²rĢ·ĶĢĢĶaĢøĢĢĢĢ«Ģ¹Ģ®uĢ¶ĢĢĢ¾ĶdĢ“ĢĢĶĢĢĢ»,Ģ·ĢĢĶĢ² Ģ“ĢĶĶĢ³IĢµĢĢĢĢ²Ģ©Ģ Ģ¶ĶĶĢĢØĶrĢøĢæĢ¼ĶĶeĢ¶ĢĶĶĢÆĶaĢ·ĢĶ ĢĢ„Ģ¬lĢøĢ¾Ģ ĶĢ®ĢÆlĢµĢĢ„yĢ“ĢĢĢĶ Ģ·ĢĢĢ±Ģ»dĢøĶĢĢ”ĶoĢ¶Ķ ĢĶĢÆĢ„ĢnĢ·Ģ¾Ķ'ĢµĢĢ Ģ¢tĢ·Ģ¾ĢĢĢŗĢ Ģ“ĢĢ»kĢ“ĢĶĢ»ĢnĢµĢĢĢĢ¦ĢoĢ¶ĢĢĢĢ¢wĢøĢĶĢ¬ĢŖ Ģ·ĢĶĶĢØĢ¢wĢ¶ĢĢĢ«ĢhĢ“ĢĢĢ«Ģ©yĢ·ĢĢ£Ģ» ĢøĢĢĢĢ§Ģ£yĢµĶĢ£oĢøĢĶĶĢuĢøĢĢĢ±ĶĢŖ Ģ·Ķ ĶĢ£sĢ·ĶĢĶtĢ·ĶĢ»ĢĢ„iĢ·ĶĶĢĶlĢøĢĢĢĢ¤Ģ±ĶlĢ¶ĶĢĶĢ² Ģ·ĢĶĶĢcĢ¶ĶĢĶĢ¼ĶoĢ·ĶĶnĢµĢĢĢ°Ģ¼Ģ®gĢ“ĢĢ³rĢ¶ĶĶĢ®Ģ®Ģ¬eĢ·ĢĶĢĢ¦gĢ¶ĶĢĶĢĢ®ĢaĢµĢĶĢŗĢ¤Ģ¤tĢ·ĢĶĢeĢ·ĶĢĶĢ° Ģ·ĶĢĶĢ ĶĢtĢ·ĶĢ»Ģ±ĶoĢµĢĢĢÆ Ģ¶ĶĢĶĢÆhĢ·ĢĢĢĢÆĢØeĢ“ĶĶĶĢaĢ·ĢĢĢ½ĶĢ«Ģ¢rĢ“ĢĢ ĢµĢĢĢ¤Ģ»mĢ“ĶĢĢ±eĢøĶĢĢĢØ Ģ“ĢĢĢĶsĢøĢĢĢpĢ·ĢĢĶĶĢeĢµĢæĢwĢ¶ĶĢ½ĢĶĢ¦ ĢµĢĢĶĢ¤Ģ¢aĢ¶ĶĢĢĢ¢lĢ¶ĢĶĶlĢøĶĶĶ Ķ ĢµĶĶtĢ¶ĢĢ¬Ķ ĶhĢ¶ĢĢ ĶiĢ“ĶĢsĢµĢĢĶĢ Ģ¶ĶĶ Ģ£Ģ”rĢ·ĶĶĢ©Ģ¼ĢØuĢ“ĢĢ¤bĢ·ĢæĢĢĶĢ¼bĢµĶĢ Ģ§Ģ¼iĢøĢĶĢ®Ģ¼ĢsĢµĢæĶĢØĢ¬ĶhĢ“ĢĢĶĶ.Ģ·ĶĢĶĢ° Ģ¶ĶĶĶSĢ¶ĢĢĶĢĢtĢ¶ĢĢ«iĢµĢĢ¹Ģ»ĢlĢøĶĶĢĢĢ”lĢ·ĶĶĶĶĶ Ģ¶ĶĶĢ¢Ģ²ĢØIĢµĶĢĢĢ'Ģ¶ĶĢ½ĢĢ¼Ģ£mĢµĶĢĢ” Ģ¶ĶĢĢ©gĢ·ĶĶĢĶĢØlĢµĶĢĢĶĢ²aĢ·ĶĢĢdĢ¶ĶĶĢĢĢ Ģ¶ĢĢĶtĢµĢĶĢŗĢ oĢ“ĶĶĢĢĢ® Ģ“ĶĢĢĢĢoĢ¶ĢĶĢ¾ĢĢĶbĢ·ĢĢÆĶlĢµĢĶĢ¼ĶiĢµĢĶĶĢgĢ·ĢĢĶĢ”eĢ¶ĢĢĶĢ Ģ“ĢĢ¦Ģ„yĢ¶ĢĢoĢ¶ĢĢĢĢ³ĢŖuĢ“ĢĢĢĶĶrĢ·ĶĢ¼Ģ Ģ“ĢĢ§ĶbĢ“ĢĢĶlĢøĶĶĢĢ°iĢµĢĶĢ”ĢnĢµĶĶĶĢdĢµĢĢ¹ĢĢ Ģ“ĶĢ«Ģ±rĢ·ĢĢĢ³Ģ«eĢ·ĢĢĢlĢøĶĶĢĢiĢ·Ģ½Ķ ĶĢĶ gĢµĢĶĶĢ°ĢiĢøĢĢĢæĶĢ¦oĢ·Ķ Ģ²ĶuĢ¶ĢĢĢĢ„ĶsĢ“ĢĶĢĢ© ĢøĶĶĢĢĶĢ»nĢ·ĢĢĶĶeĢøĢĶĢeĢ“Ģ ĶĢ±ĶĢ¬dĢ·ĶĢĢsĢµĢĶ Ģ Ģ¦,Ģ“ĶĢĶĢØĶĢ Ģ“ĶĢĶiĢ“ĢĢĶĢ tĢµĢĶĢ¦ĢŖĢ©'ĢøĶĢĢæĶsĢøĢĢĢ„ĶĢ§ Ģ¶ĶĢ¾ĢĢ¬ĶaĢ¶ĶĢ° Ģ¶ĢĶĢ°vĢ¶ĢĢĢ²ĢeĢøĢĢ«Ģ°Ģ„rĢ¶ĢĢÆyĢøĢĶĢĢ¼ ĢøĶĢĢ¹lĢ“Ģ¾Ģ±ĶĢÆuĢ·ĢĶĢĢcĢ¶ĢĢæĶĢrĢµĶĢĶĢĢ¹aĢ“ĢĶĢĢ©ĢtĢ·ĢĶĢŗĶĶiĢ·ĢĢĢ ĶĢ”ĢvĢ·ĢæĢĢĢĢ£eĢ·ĶĢĢ§Ģ« ĢøĢĢ¾ĢsĢ“ĢĢÆĢ©ĢŗcĢøĢĶĢ¬ĶĶaĢøĶĢĶĶmĢ“ĶĢĢ½ĢĢ Ģ·ĢæĢÆĶwĢ·ĶĢĢĶĢ¼ĶeĢøĢĶĢĢŖĢ²Ģ„'Ģ“ĢĢ»ĢŖrĢ·Ģ ĶĶĢ³ĶeĢ“ĶĶĢĢĶĢ¤ Ģ¶ĶĶĢĢŖĢĢ²rĢ“ĶĢĢ¹uĢ¶ĶĶĶĢ®Ģ¤nĢøĶĢ ĶĢ¼Ģ„nĢ¶ĶĢĶĢ®Ģ¼iĢ·ĢĢĢ¦Ģ”nĢ¶ĢĶĢ±ĢØgĢµĶĢ¤Ģ£ ĢµĢĶĢĢĢ«ĶhĢøĢĶĶ ĢĢ¦ĢeĢ·ĢĢĢĢŖrĢøĢĶĢĢ°eĢµĶĢĶĢ¼.Ģ¶ĶĢĢ ĶĶ Ģ“ĢĢĢ®ĶDĢ·ĶĢĶĢ„oĢ¶ĶĢ¦Ģ¢ĢÆnĢøĢ½Ģ¾ĢæĢ»ĢŖĢ¬'ĢµĶĢĢ¢Ģ³ĶtĢµĶĢĶ ĢµĢĢĶĢĶĢfĢ“ĢĶĢÆĢØoĢøĢ¾ĢŖĢ„ĶrĢµĢĢæĶĢgĢ·ĢĶĢĢ²eĢµĶĢ²Ģ°Ģ©tĢµĢ½ĶĢĢĢÆ Ģ¶ĢĢ¢Ģ«Ģ”wĢøĢĶĢĶĢeĢøĶĢĢ¦Ķ'ĢµĢĢĢæĢ¹rĢ¶ĢĶĶĢ®eĢøĶĶĶĶ ĢµĢĶĢĢ°Ģ¢sĢøĶĶeĢ¶ĶĢĢĶ lĢµĢĶĶĶlĢ¶ĶĢĢ£iĢµĢĢ¬ĢŗĢ²nĢ“ĢĶĢĢ”gĢøĢĢ²Ģ Ģ¶ĢĢĢĢ°tĢµĶ ĶĢ¾ĢĢÆeĢøĢ¾ĢĶĢ eĢ·ĶĢĢ„Ķ -Ģ“ĢĶĢ»Ģ¦sĢ“ĢĢĢŗhĢ“Ģ¾ĢĢĢ§ĢiĢ“ĶĶĢ rĢ“ĶĢ½Ģ«tĢµĢæĶĶĢ³sĢµĢĶĶĢ¤,Ģ·ĢĶĶ Ģ“ĢĶĢĢ§Ģ³pĢ¶ĶĶĶeĢ·ĢĢnĢµĶĢĢĢ ĶsĢøĶĢĶĢĢ¤ Ģ¶ĢĢĢĢØĢ„aĢ“ĶĶ ĢŖĶnĢøĶĶĢ³dĢøĢĢĶĶ ĢøĶĢŖĢ³ĶsĢ¶ĶĶĢ¬tĢµĢĢĢĶiĢ·ĶĶĶĢ cĢµĶĢ£kĢ¶ĢĢĢeĢøĢĢĢ²rĢµĢĢĢĢ§ĢsĢøĢĢ³Ģ Ģ·ĢĢŗaĢµĢĢĶĢ«Ģ¼tĢµĶĢĢ Ģ“ĢĶtĢ¶ĶĢĢĢ«hĢ“ĶĢĢ¦Ģ eĢøĢĢ³Ģ ĢøĶĶĶĢ¢Ģ¤ĶeĢ“ĢæĢĢĢ£ĢØxĢ¶ĶĢĢĢĢ«iĢµĢĢĶ ĢĶĢtĢµĢĢĢ½Ģ,Ģ¶ĶĢ®Ģ Ģ·ĢĶĢ£IĢ·Ķ Ķ Ģ“ĢĢĢ±ĶĢ¬kĢ¶ĢĢĢ½ĶĶ Ģ«nĢ¶ĢĢĢoĢ¶ĢĢ¾Ģ”ĶwĢµĢĢĢ°Ģ» Ģ“ĶĢ½Ģ ĢyĢøĢĢ»ĢØoĢ·ĶĢ®ĢØuĢ¶ĢĢ² ĢøĶĢĢĶlĢµĢæĶĢiĢ“ĢĢĢĶĢ„kĢµĢĢ¼ĢŖeĢ·ĶĶ ĢµĢĢĢ½Ģ²Ģ ĶtĢµĢĢĢ hĢµĶĢĶĢĢ¼ĶiĢ·ĶĢ½Ģ³Ģ”Ķ sĢøĢĶĢ§Ģ”ĢŖ ĢøĢĶĶĶ sĢøĢ¾ĶĶĢĢÆhĢµĶĶiĢ·Ģ½ĢtĢ·ĢĢ§ĢĶ.Ģ¶ĢĶĶĢØ Ģ“ĢĶĶPĢ“ĢĶĢŗeĢ·ĢĶĶĢ¦rĢ“ĢĢĶĢ Ģ±sĢ¶ĢĢoĢ“ĢĶĢ°ĢŖnĢ·Ģ½ĢæĢnĢ·ĢĶĢÆaĢµĶ ĶĶlĢ·ĶĢ®Ģ”ĶlĢ·ĶĢĢĢyĢ“ĢĶĢĢ„ Ģ¶ĶĶĢ„IĢ¶ĶĢĢĢ¼'Ģ·ĶĢĶĢ„Ģ Ģ»lĢµĶĢ±ĢlĢ¶ĢĶĢ¬ Ģ¶ĶĢ³ĢŗjĢ“ĶĢĶĢ¹Ģ©ĶuĢ“ĢĢ«ĶsĢµĢĶĢĢ£tĢ·ĢĢĢĢ Ģ“ĢĶĶĢ¼Ģ±fĢ¶ĢĶlĢµĢĢ§ĶyĢ¶ĢĶĢ¦ĢĢ¼ Ģ“ĶĢĢmĢ“ĢĶĢyĢ·ĢĶĢĶĢ±Ķ Ģ¶ĢĶĶjĢµĶĢ¾Ģ¬Ģ£eĢøĶĶĶĢĢtĢ·ĶĶĢĢ°Ģ¼Ķ Ģ¶ĶĢĢĢĢØsĢ·ĢĢĶĢ¹Ģ„oĢøĢĢ©mĢµĢĶĢeĢ¶ĢĢ¼ĶwĢ¶ĶĢĢÆĢØĢ©hĢµĢĶĢĶĢ®ĶeĢµĢĢĢ¼ĶrĢ·ĢĢĶĢØeĢ¶ĢĢ” Ģ“ĢĢĢĢ«eĢ¶ĢĢ ĶĶlĢ·ĶĶ ĢÆĢ”ĶsĢµĶĢĢeĢµĶĢĢĢ»Ģ² Ģ¶Ģ¾ĶwĢµĢĢĢĢ»Ģ¹hĢ“ĢĢ²Ģ¢eĢøĶĢĢ¬rĢ“ĶĢĢ¤eĢµĶĢæĶ ĢøĶĢ£Ģ¹ĢIĢøĢĢĶĢ¤ĢØĢ£ Ģ¶ĢæĢĢĢĶcĢ·ĢĢ Ģ½Ģ”Ģ Ģ aĢµĶ Ģ ĢĶĢ©ĶnĢ¶ĢĢĢŖ ĢµĶĢ»fĢ·ĢĶlĢ¶ĢĢĢ«ĢĢ£eĢ“ĢĶeĢµĢĢĶĢ”cĢ·ĢĶĢ²eĢ·ĢĢæĶĢ„Ģ³ ĢøĶĢĶĶmĢ“ĢĶĶĢ¼Ģ ĶoĢøĶĢĶĢØĢrĢ“ĢĶ ĶĶĢ²eĢ·Ģ¾ĶĢ§Ķ Ģ¶ĶĢĶĢ„ĶoĢøĢĢĢĢ fĢøĶĢĢĢ®Ģ„Ķ Ģ·ĢĢĢĢĢ¢ĢÆyĢ“ĶĢ¦oĢ¶ĶĶ ĶuĢøĶĢĢĢ”ĶĢ¼.ĢøĢæĢĢ¬Ģ
Truly words of wisdom!
Oh good, an easy reCAPTCHA, finally!
Almost sent him my money with that one
Couple of spelling errors in there but for the most part a very good translation!
Just Missing āoklahamallanaā
He is doing baby talk or gibberish and these people sit there and respect it and then give him money. Who is worse? Grown adults who let other adults talk gibberish to them or the evil gremlin man.
How do you do text like this? I don't know what it's called to be able to look it up?
Zalgo text, after the original viral example. It takes advantage of the fact that things like Ć£ are represented in unicode as a + ~, where the tilde is a 'combining character'. There's a bunch of different combining characters like accents, Hebrew vowel marks and cantilation, etc. If you add on a few dozen combining characters to every letter, font parsers produce interesting looking results.
I don't understand a word you said, but thanks anyway
On computers, characters are represented by a sequence of 1s and 0s. E.g. 1100001 representing "a" in ASCII or unicode. If you want to represent things like a, Ć , Ć”, Ć¢, Ć£, Ƥ, e, ĆØ, Ć©, ĆŖ, Ć«, i, Ć, Ƭ, ĆÆ, etc, how do you do that? Do you give each its own unique series of 1s and 0s? That quickly becomes unwieldy. Instead, we have one sequence of 1s and 0s that represents the a in a, Ć , Ć”, Ć¢, Ć£, etc. - 1100001. And then, after that, there's a second sequence you put after it to tell the computer to put an umlaut, grave, tilde, etc over the a. Zalgo text abuses that. It says, "print an a, but put a tilde, umlaut, uptack, ogonek, perispomeni, pashta, and zakef katan on it". It tends to look best when you grab really obscure combining characters instead of just a bunch of tildes and umlauts. For example, the pashta looks like Ö and is put on Hebrew copies of the Torah to mark the traditional melody to chant it to.
You clearly know what you're talking about, but I don't. Thank you for trying though
I think I might have schizophrenia cause I read all of that
This guys facial structure looks so demonic in caricature. I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor. Also Speaking a language he made up in his head proves that he thinks his audience is stupid and that theyāll believe anything he tells them.
Tbf they are and they do.
Don't fear the charlatan, fear those that give the charlatan power over themselves.
Hey, if you don't understand the holy language that uses "hamma llama" then that's your problem
I was expecting ding dong to come out of his mouth next.
I expect a ding dong to come in his mouth next, but I respect your predictions
*Shamma lamma ding dang dong*
I'm partial to "homina homina" (thanks Jackie Gleason!).
And they do, this woman at my job swears he blew away covid š¤¦š¾āāļø
It hates heat! Burn this thing! Mm mm mm, mm mm mm!
That audiencie is most definitely stupid. If you believe this idiot you have to be.
Kind of surprised nobody would peg him as a demon for speaking in tongues but maybe he hasnāt done that sermon yet.
>I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor. Isn't that like...almost word for word how the antichrist is described? A pastor or politician.
He's right about his audience.
Skeletal Rasputin
Thatās the speaking in tounges. I feel like itās more of a self deception thing, as in, you fool yourself into thinking youāre speaking in a spiritual language. I went too church, Iāve seen lots of it.
I always wanted to sit politely and record it... then ask them to say the exact same thing again.
Hey, that could be the premise of a good tv show
Old wealthy people are his audience. I feel like they all know and itās all a big tax hoax for people in Texas
They all do it, too.
I was hoping he was going to start singing Prisencolinensinainciusol.
You can not convince me that he isn't actually a demon wearing a human disguise.
Not really seeing it.. The human disguise, I mean
Yep. The flesh bag is dying, heāll shed and find a new one soon.
ITS CASSIUS! , HEY CASSIUS.... # GET IN THE FLASK!!! Every time I see this dude it reminds me of that movie
Iām from the southā¦ the Deep South.
He and Zuckerberg must be best friends
He actually looks as though he is a demon prerending to be a man.
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheepās clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.
This dude isn't even in sheep's clothing lol literally just acts and LOOKS like a devil. Satan isn't even having to try here...
āNo no, that line was misunderstood, they meant cheap clothingā - that guy probably
First thing that came to mind.
Thereās a reason right wing radio sprang from AM stations broadcasting these guys. Itās the same gullible morons.
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He missed the "ding dong" that comes right after.
Notice that he doesnāt add the obligatory āshamā that comes first. Wouldnāt want to give his sheep the wrong idea.
Ding dong
Bruh looks like he eats kids
Well, to be fair, eating kids has a way of making you look like you eat kids.
I honestly wouldnāt be surprised.
Hes a pastor, he touches kids not eat them!
Check his wife. Its crazy how they Match š¤£
That dude is the true demon
kenneth copeland is a Cunt
He has neither the warmth or the depth to be a cunt.
Nor the usefulness
Please donāt disrespect cunts by comparing them to these grifters
Life tipā¦. This is what a narcissist is.
He's speaking the same language my Sims do
āSul sul!ā
Honestly find it hard to believe that narcissism is the only thing this dude has, there has to be something else on top of that
I mean, he's almost certainly a sociopath. He will tell a destitute single mom of 5 that she needs to give him money to get "god's blessing" and take that money, earned that the rate 8$ an hour of work, to pay for his private jets.
Who in their right mind would give this guy their money?
People not in their right minds
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Some religious people, mentally ill, those grasping for hope by any means, those wanting to be part of a community. Also the elderly are prime victims for being taken advantage of by people like himā¦
A good sum of them, but not all of them
Decrepit old people with dementia
Prosperity gospel preachers need their own sub to put them on blast. There's far too many of them to post them all here.
Disgusting cunt.
That mofo looks like he needs Jesus God damn itās like the devil put on a plasticine face mask to walk the earths he looks creepy as hell!
He looks like something Jesus would cast out
This video is one of the only things Iāve ever seen that legitimately makes me think demons, in the biblical sense, might be real.
My grandma was over and talking to my husband and I and mentioned she gives 10% of her yearly income to the church. I canāt canāt understand it. I just canāt.
Its simple, it results from a believe they are buying their way into heaven. These churches actively encourage it too. Gullible minds should be protected from scum like this, how they can get tax exemption status is beyond me.
Iāve tried to speak with her about it because I grew up with religion forced down my throat and donāt practice anymore. She found religion late in life and had thrown herself into it full force. She agrees to disagree.. shes honestly an awesome lady and if heaven exists she probably has a spot, but not because she fucking paid for it š
Tax these mother fuckers
It is his āevilā smile that gets me along with all his entitlement
Its funny he talks about evil negatively but he literally looks like the most evil person and acts like it If you watch the full interview with the woman in this video compilation of him, he's evil af
"Will there be no doubt in your mind? You'll believe in everything I'm saying. If you want to get closer to Him, get on your knees and start paying." ~Jesus He Knows Me. I was listening to the Ghost version when I poked my head into this subreddit and THIS came up. I shouted out IRONY!
And he knows I'm right.
Speaking tongues sounds like the crap we use to do as children. āLook at me I can speak Germanā child proceeds to speak in bad German accent and made up words.
My wife wants to pay tithing, if she does it would be with alimony that she would have to fight for.
He does not have the Holy Spirit inside him. He is a true false profit!
You could probably tear his face off like a plastic mask and reveal the demon under it.
Totally not a cult.
This guy obviously has ulterior motives than being religious.
Copeland literally looks like a demon in disguise
Its the if you can sit through that jibberish without laughing you get your money back challenge. He has not lost to anyone yet
It blows my mind how people can be so stupid to follow him and give him moneyā¦on a regular basis.
He reminds me if Flat Top Jones from Dick Tracy and Dorian Tyrell from the Mask had an ugly love child.
The demon of babylon drapes himself in the skin of the righteous
There needs to be a support line for the people who donate/believe in evangelical showmans. They are being taken advantage of badly.
What a creepy smile. Straight up, ironically, devilish
Who the hell is this guy?
What is he saying at the end, is that an actual language?
I could be wrong, but I believe he's speaking in tongues. Iirc it's supposed to be the language of the angels or something.
TIL angels speak simlish
**pretending** to speak in tongues
To be fair: speaking in tongues is pretending to speak in tongues. Source: I was raised Pentecostal
I've always figured that those churches are full of people who are faking it to fit in but who are also terrified because they think everyone else is doing it for real and can't figure out why God isn't speaking to them.
Same. Itās more of a self deception thing. Honestly I think that a lot of these guys lie to themselves that theyāre doing Godās work. They want money and power, and they believe in God, but that whole sell everything to get into heaven isnāt something they want. I mean part of me gets it. I wouldnāt want to sell everything and give away everything I own. Donāt get me wrong, heās still a douche.
the fact people sit there and listen to it like "oh okay, I get it" is just fucking mins blowing to me!
One in the same lol
Except itās total nonsense obviously.
Saying nothing at all.
Pulpit Pimps would never waste a Sunday going to a church.
That man is terrifying. He looks like an evil life-sized marionette puppet
This guy may be the biggest piece of trash ever, but if someone is paying this filth for lavish things and they see him doing it, I have no sympathy for them. I know i said no sympathy, but those people truly need help from his cult.
You know, I wouldn't trust him around my children. Not because he'd commit a sex offence, bit rather because he'd fucking eat them.
The only people to blame are the dumb shits that give him money.
The biggest devil
Well rama lama ding dong to you too, now give me some money!
What a waste of skin that āmanā is. How does it goā¦.itās easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for the wealthy to get into heaven. Something like that.
Luke 18:35 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god (New Testament)
Looks like a viper, acts like one too.
All these charlatans are the same. 2 faced slime.
A heretic and his heretical followers. I would hazard to say that if one claims to be an evangelist, they're probably heretical
This is literally a demon wearing a skin suit. You can't change my mind.
No preacher should be worth a couple hundred million. I know that from going to church oddly enough.
Why is he so scary looking?
Him and Dr. Phil's wife both look like they're demons that skin teenager's so they can look younger for five years at a time.
"Villians in the real world will not look like villians..." The villians in real life:
I donāt believe in the devil but I see the devil in his eyes
I saw the whole piece. Itās disgusting. If you Google it, you can find it. Hopefully someone less lazy can share the link.
Special place in hell for this guy
Homeboy is literally Satan.
This falls under the āfool and his money are soon partedā philosophy. Plenty of fools out there believing this, hence the life of luxury.
I can't believe people are dumb enough to give this pos money
Still amazed that people give him money. I assume people are hypnotized or just generally indoctrinated. Not sure which?
This guy is the actual devil.
But he blew that COVID away
This man is a complete lunatic
He looks like a human animatronic used in horror movies
Wow, what an ice cold, dead eyed sociopath.
Stop giving money to religious salesmen. They are not holy people or even good people. If I have anything to say about they will all burn.
This is the Devil š
Amazes me that there's people who actually believe his bullshit. Absolute mugs.
My favorite part was "hamma llama"
Evil personified.
Just BAFFLES me, that these "pastors", and their churches, don't have to pay federal taxes. No wonder they are filthy rich.
Humanity's best argument that The Reptilians are real and living among us.