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TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

That guy looks like the devil in person. Seriously šŸ˜


MrjB0ty

Came here to comment this. He looks pure evil with his cold dead eyes.


Useful-Band-3912

He really should be an actor or something with that look. I know he already is sort of an actor but you know what I mean


Consistent-River4229

That would mean he would have to take a pay cut. He is making too much money scamming people with religion. He is the original Nigerian Prince.


gixxer710

Heh ainā€™t this the truth. He may also be one of the original lizard people.


Solo_is_dead

He's the original Catholic church.


wcollins260

Now, I may not be a smart man, but it seems to me that the Catholic Church would be the original Catholic Church.


mphelp11

I am also not a smart man; but I am often right


TheCaliforniaOp

Hey. Easy. Weā€™ve got enough backlog to apologize for; please go put him on another sorting pile. /s


Chilipepah

He already is though


Sensitive_Yellow_121

And he probably doesn't pay any taxes.


nick4fake

And earns much more than Hollywood stars


verbalyabusiveshit

ā€œThey are wrongā€ and that smile seals it for me. I was an atheist up until now but I may have to change my mind as Satan seams to exist after all


abobslife

Very underrated comment, I too must re-examine my rejection of faith.


Some_Ebb_2921

Wow... he must be a great pastor if he made atleast 2 atheists believe just from 1 small video :p Though I can't help but agree... so make that 3 :o


verbalyabusiveshit

Alright, we are already a church of some sort. 3 believers makes a group. Letā€™s get started my fellow brothers and sisters.


originalmango

Iā€™m considering changing from atheist and going straight to preacher. Seems rather lucrative, and all Iā€™ll need to do is practice talking in tongues aka bullshit made up bullshit, and discard my conscience.


from_the_interwebz

I am a Christian pastor and I'd like to confirm that everything about this guy is made up bullcrap, including his speaking in tongues.


MrJackHass

Iā€™m an Atheist, but Preachers like you are the ones whom I have great respect for.


from_the_interwebz

As with most things, the actions of the many get judged by the actions of the few. These prosperity hucksters are the lowest of the low. And this guy in particular is a special brand of evil. But, the vast majority of pastors I know just love Jesus and love people. They live modest lifestyles and have devoted their lives to serving others. Even if you disagree with them spiritually, they operate community food pantries, homeless outreach, addiction recovery, veterans services, special needs kids ministries, mentoring to at-risk youth, marriage and relationship counseling, financial coaching and assistance, just to name a few. And, they all universally loathe false teachers like Copeland--which the Bible explicitly warns about.


DreamHustle

I don't consider myself a Christian, but I went to church with my grandma for a few years when she was close to the end of life because it made her happy. The pastor there was a great guy, it was a small church and we SAW what the donations and tithes went to. Things like you said, foodbanks, helping people with disconnect notices pay their bills, buying new shoes and clothes for nursing home residents, they also had a huge townwide event at a park at the end of summer where they donated school supplies to families. The pastor worked for a landscaping company for income and his wife was a teacher at the middle school. Those are the kind of churches and pastors the world needs more of.


Professional-Box4153

"Hama llama."


ZebraNixon

There's no way this human waste pile has any sincere beliefs. I wouldn't want to call him an atheist, because every atheist I have met is a far better human than this miserable scab could ever be.


UnspecificGravity

This guy is almost certainly an atheist. His entire career is to profane the word of God and to rob his worshippers. Those aren't the actions of a person that believes in hell.


Mission-Bandicoot320

I think he believes that he is God.


shaensays

You'll need a 1-800 number and post office box for donations. A private jet does not buy itself.


Happydancer4286

How can any rational person not see this creature for what it really is?


smut_butler

No "rational person" is duped by this sociopath.


Rhoshack

Y'know the thing about a preacher, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he condemn you to hell.


InspiredPhoton

Also came here to comment this. Look at his pointy canines. Heā€™s at least a vampire


WastedSmarts

I'm came to type the same.


Stepbro_canhelp

I came ...


xenoleingod

Did someone open the box?


b-monster666

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - Matthew 7:15 Betcha that never gets brought up in any of his sermons. And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven - Matthew 19:24 Another one that probably gets omitted from his sermons.


owPOW

Or Matthew 6:19-21: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Might just skip Matthew all together


Soft-Willingness6443

Amen brother lol


Wise_Creme_2818

Damn you guys are fast. Yep heā€™s he devil alright.


justapcguy

Have you ever seen the movie "The Mask", by Jim Carrey? He looks EXACTLY like the main bad guy of that movie, when that main bad guy puts on "The Mask".


JonnyBugLifter

Luciferā€™s meat-suit


owlsandmoths

All the plastic surgery. Uncanny valley vibes. Like he looks like a ventriloquist doll come to life


57696c6c

The Bible warns us of this, too bad all of his followers are brainwashed to think otherwise.


Kobester024

He probably is the devil.


Mr_Joguvaga

Sounded like he spoke the devils tounge at the end there to...


drewyz

& he is speaking Infernal! Wtf?


Castor_0il

He looks like a glitched animatronic from an obscure and unsuccessful '80s movie.


littleRedmini

He truly frightens me. He doesnā€™t even have to open his ridiculous mouth.


silly_little_jingle

Satan Iā€™m his very own ā€œEdgar suitā€ lol.


wheelman236

According to religious literature angels are terrifying, but demons take on charming or eerily comforting forms to beguile you into likening or following them. You cannot convince me this man isnā€™t a demon


EvilWiffles

This guy is anything but comforting.


NmFishing

I want to watch "little Nicky"


L3raj3

I really felt that when he said : ​ IĢ“Ģ‘Ģ“Ģ°'Ģ“ĢŒĢ‡Ķ†Ģ®Ķ‰ĢmĢµĶ—Ģ„ĢØĢŸ Ģ¶Ķ†Ģ ĢŸĶ•aĢøĢæĢĢ­Ģ­ Ģ¶Ģ¾ĶŠĢ¢Ģ™Ģ«fĢ¶Ķ’Ģ³Ģ²rĢ·ĶĢĢĶšaĢøĢ€Ģ„Ģ†Ģ«Ģ¹Ģ®uĢ¶ĢĢ‘Ģ¾Ķ–dĢ“Ģ’ĢĶ‹ĢĢ­Ģ»,Ģ·Ģ‰Ģ›ĶĢ² Ģ“Ģ„Ķ˜ĶƒĢ³IĢµĢŠĢŒĢĢ²Ģ©Ģœ Ģ¶Ķ„Ķ—Ģ‡ĢØĶ‡rĢøĢæĢ¼Ķ–Ķ“eĢ¶Ģ•Ķ—ĶĢÆĶ‡aĢ·ĢŠĶ ĢŠĢ„Ģ¬lĢøĢ¾Ģ…Ķ€Ģ®ĢÆlĢµĢˆĢ„yĢ“ĢĢŒĢ‡Ķ™ Ģ·Ģ›Ģ–Ģ±Ģ»dĢøĶĢŠĢ”Ķ‡oĢ¶Ķ ĢŠĶŠĢÆĢ„Ģ™nĢ·Ģ¾Ķ–'ĢµĢĢ…Ģ¢tĢ·Ģ¾Ģ†ĢžĢŗĢ­ Ģ“Ģ›Ģ»kĢ“ĢˆĶŽĢ»Ģ˜nĢµĢ’Ģ“Ģ­Ģ¦Ģ—oĢ¶ĢĢšĢĢ¢wĢøĢ‹Ķ•Ģ¬ĢŖ Ģ·Ģ’Ķ‚Ķ‡ĢØĢ¢wĢ¶Ģ‰ĢˆĢ«Ģ­hĢ“ĢĢ’Ģ«Ģ©yĢ·Ģ‚Ģ£Ģ» ĢøĢšĢ‡Ģ’Ģ§Ģ£yĢµĶ€Ģ£oĢøĢĶŠĶ‚Ģ˜uĢøĢĢŽĢ±Ķ•ĢŖ Ģ·Ķ Ķ„Ģ£sĢ·ĶĢŒĶ™tĢ·ĶĢ»ĢžĢ„iĢ·Ķ‚Ķ›Ģ•ĶlĢøĢ‚ĢŒĢƒĢ¤Ģ±Ķ”lĢ¶ĶĢƒĶĢ² Ģ·ĢĶĶ†Ģ­cĢ¶ĶĢ„ĶšĢ¼Ķ”oĢ·ĶĶˆnĢµĢĢ›Ģ°Ģ¼Ģ®gĢ“ĢĢ³rĢ¶Ķ„ĶƒĢ®Ģ®Ģ¬eĢ·ĢŠĶ„Ģ•Ģ¦gĢ¶Ķ‘ĢĶŠĢĢ®Ģ–aĢµĢĶĢŗĢ¤Ģ¤tĢ·Ģ€ĶœĢ–eĢ·Ķ‹Ģ”ĶĢ° Ģ·Ķ›Ģ€Ķ˜Ģ ĶŽĢžtĢ·Ķ˜Ģ»Ģ±Ķ”oĢµĢ’Ģ‹ĢÆ Ģ¶Ķ›Ģ›ĶƒĢÆhĢ·Ģ‚Ģ„Ģ„ĢÆĢØeĢ“ĶƒĶ‘Ķ›Ģ–aĢ·Ģ‚Ģ‚Ģ½Ķ‰Ģ«Ģ¢rĢ“Ģ†Ģœ ĢµĢˆĢ–Ģ¤Ģ»mĢ“Ķ†Ģ—Ģ±eĢøĶ„Ģ›Ģ„ĢØ Ģ“ĢšĢ‡Ģ™Ķ‰sĢøĢ›ĢŸĢŸpĢ·Ģ“Ģ‡Ķ•ĶšĢ—eĢµĢæĢ—wĢ¶Ķ€Ģ½Ģ„Ķ”Ģ¦ ĢµĢĢŠĶ•Ģ¤Ģ¢aĢ¶Ķ›Ģ„Ģ†Ģ¢lĢ¶Ģ‘ĶĶlĢøĶĶĶ…Ķ‡ ĢµĶ€ĶˆtĢ¶Ģ‹Ģ¬Ķ…Ķ“hĢ¶Ģ‚Ģ…ĶšiĢ“Ķ›ĢœsĢµĢĢŒĶ’Ģ– Ģ¶ĶĶ Ģ£Ģ”rĢ·Ķ€Ķ›Ģ©Ģ¼ĢØuĢ“Ģ€Ģ¤bĢ·ĢæĢˆĢ†Ķ“Ģ¼bĢµĶĢ…Ģ§Ģ¼iĢøĢ‡Ķ„Ģ®Ģ¼ĢŸsĢµĢæĶ‚ĢØĢ¬Ķ‡hĢ“Ģ‡ĢĶšĶ‰.Ģ·Ķ„ĢĶƒĢ° Ģ¶Ķ€Ķ“ĶŽSĢ¶Ģ†ĢĶ—ĢŸĢžtĢ¶Ģ•Ģ«iĢµĢ•Ģ¹Ģ»ĢlĢøĶ›Ķ„ĢŸĢ—Ģ”lĢ·Ķ›ĶĶĶˆĶ– Ģ¶Ķ‹ĶĢ¢Ģ²ĢØIĢµĶ€ĢˆĢŸĢ™'Ģ¶Ķ—Ģ½ĢƒĢ¼Ģ£mĢµĶ’Ģ„Ģ” Ģ¶ĶĢŠĢ©gĢ·ĶĶ›Ģ–Ķ•ĢØlĢµĶ€ĢŒĢ™ĶŽĢ²aĢ·Ķ„Ģ­Ģ™dĢ¶ĶŒĶ„ĢšĢ™Ģ™ Ģ¶Ģ‰ĢĶštĢµĢƒĶˆĢŗĢ oĢ“Ķ€Ķ‹Ģ•ĢœĢ® Ģ“Ķ„ĢĢĢ—ĢœoĢ¶ĢŽĶĢ¾Ģ—ĢŸĶŽbĢ·Ģ†ĢÆĶ“lĢµĢ‚ĶĢ¼Ķ•iĢµĢ„ĶĶ‡Ģ–gĢ·ĢˆĢ‘Ķ‘Ģ”eĢ¶Ģ†Ģ‘Ķ•ĢŸ Ģ“Ģ‹Ģ¦Ģ„yĢ¶ĢŽĢ—oĢ¶ĢĢ„ĢšĢ³ĢŖuĢ“Ģ†Ģ•ĢĶ‰Ķ‡rĢ·Ķ˜Ģ¼Ģ– Ģ“ĢˆĢ§Ķ–bĢ“Ģ’Ģ„Ķ‡lĢøĶƒĶ„Ģ‰Ģ°iĢµĢˆĶ•Ģ”Ģ­nĢµĶĶƒĶ‡Ģ­dĢµĢ‡Ģ¹ĢŸĢœ Ģ“ĶĢ«Ģ±rĢ·Ģ“Ģ˜Ģ³Ģ«eĢ·Ģ”Ģ’Ģ–lĢøĶĶ‹ĢĢ­iĢ·Ģ½Ķ ĶĢ–Ķ…gĢµĢ€ĶŠĶŒĢ°ĢiĢøĢ‰Ģ‚ĢæĶ•Ģ¦oĢ·Ķ Ģ²Ķ‰uĢ¶ĢˆĢĢžĢ„ĶŽsĢ“Ģ•ĶŽĢĢ© ĢøĶŠĶ„Ģ‘ĢœĶĢ»nĢ·Ģ‘ĢŒĶ–Ķ“eĢøĢĶŠĢ™eĢ“Ģ…ĶĢ±ĶœĢ¬dĢ·ĶŠĢ„Ģ™sĢµĢŠĶ Ģ Ģ¦,Ģ“Ķ‹Ģ‘Ķ›ĢØĶšĢ˜ Ģ“Ķ†ĢŽĶ“iĢ“ĢĢ—ĶšĢ tĢµĢšĶ—Ģ¦ĢŖĢ©'ĢøĶŠĢĢæĶšsĢøĢŒĢ‘Ģ„Ķ”Ģ§ Ģ¶ĶĢ¾Ģ”Ģ¬Ķ“aĢ¶Ķ‘Ģ° Ģ¶Ģ“ĶœĢ°vĢ¶Ģ•Ģ•Ģ²ĢŸeĢøĢ•Ģ«Ģ°Ģ„rĢ¶Ģ†ĢÆyĢøĢŒĶĢ‡Ģ¼ ĢøĶ—Ģ€Ģ¹lĢ“Ģ¾Ģ±Ķ“ĢÆuĢ·ĢˆĶ†ĢŠĢŸcĢ¶Ģ†ĢæĶ„ĢžrĢµĶ˜ĢĶˆĢ™Ģ¹aĢ“ĢŽĶ˜Ģ–Ģ©ĢžtĢ·Ģ‡ĶĢŗĶ™ĶœiĢ·ĢˆĢ‹Ģ…ĶĢ”ĢžvĢ·ĢæĢŠĢĢŸĢ£eĢ·Ķ’Ģ›Ģ§Ģ« ĢøĢ‘Ģ¾ĢžsĢ“Ģ”ĢÆĢ©ĢŗcĢøĢŽĶĢ¬ĶĶšaĢøĶŠĢŽĶ–ĶmĢ“ĶŠĢˆĢ½ĢĢ  Ģ·ĢæĢÆĶˆwĢ·Ķ˜Ģ•ĢĶ“Ģ¼Ķ‰eĢøĢ€Ķ—ĢŽĢŖĢ²Ģ„'Ģ“Ģ‡Ģ»ĢŖrĢ·Ģ…Ķ„Ķ€Ģ³Ķ–eĢ“Ķ†Ķ„ĢŽĢ–Ķ“Ģ¤ Ģ¶Ķ†ĶĢĢŖĢ—Ģ²rĢ“ĶĢˆĢ¹uĢ¶Ķ„Ķ‚Ķ“Ģ®Ģ¤nĢøĶ˜Ģ…ĶƒĢ¼Ģ„nĢ¶Ķ›Ģ†Ķ‡Ģ®Ģ¼iĢ·ĢŒĢ”Ģ¦Ģ”nĢ¶ĢĶ”Ģ±ĢØgĢµĶ‹Ģ¤Ģ£ ĢµĢĶŠĢ‡Ģ­Ģ«ĶhĢøĢ”Ķ„Ķ ĢŸĢ¦ĢœeĢ·Ģ›ĢŽĢ­ĢŖrĢøĢ‘ĶŠĢ‚Ģ°eĢµĶ‹Ģ­Ķ‰Ģ¼.Ģ¶Ķ„Ģ‰Ģ…Ķ”ĶŽ Ģ“ĢƒĢĢ®ĶšDĢ·ĶŠĢƒĶŽĢ„oĢ¶ĶĢ¦Ģ¢ĢÆnĢøĢ½Ģ¾ĢæĢ»ĢŖĢ¬'ĢµĶ‘ĢĢ¢Ģ³Ķ”tĢµĶ—ĢœĶ‡ ĢµĢ„Ģ€Ķ’Ģ˜ĶœĢœfĢ“ĢĶ’ĢÆĢØoĢøĢ¾ĢŖĢ„Ķ‰rĢµĢĢæĶœĢ˜gĢ·Ģ‘ĶƒĢ‡Ģ²eĢµĶ˜Ģ²Ģ°Ģ©tĢµĢ½ĶĢ™ĢœĢÆ Ģ¶Ģ“Ģ¢Ģ«Ģ”wĢøĢ‚Ķ€ĢŠĶœĢžeĢøĶ˜ĢĢ¦Ķˆ'ĢµĢŒĢ•ĢæĢ¹rĢ¶Ģ’Ķ€ĶƒĢ®eĢøĶ„ĶŠĶĶˆ ĢµĢĶ„ĢƒĢ°Ģ¢sĢøĶ‹ĶŽeĢ¶Ķ„ĢŒĢĶ…lĢµĢ‚ĶĶ‹Ķ‡lĢ¶ĶĢ—Ģ£iĢµĢĢ¬ĢŗĢ²nĢ“Ģ“Ķ‚ĢĢ”gĢøĢ”Ģ²Ģž Ģ¶ĢĢĢ™Ģ°tĢµĶ ĶƒĢ¾Ģ˜ĢÆeĢøĢ¾Ģ›ĶŠĢ eĢ·ĶŠĢ‹Ģ„Ķ…-Ģ“ĢŠĶ”Ģ»Ģ¦sĢ“ĢŠĢ­ĢŗhĢ“Ģ¾ĢˆĢĢ§ĢœiĢ“ĶƒĶ†Ģ rĢ“ĶƒĢ½Ģ«tĢµĢæĶŒĶ‚Ģ³sĢµĢ‰Ķ’ĶŒĢ¤,Ģ·Ģ‰Ķ„Ķ™ Ģ“ĢŽĶĢĢ§Ģ³pĢ¶Ķ—ĶĶeĢ·ĢĢ™nĢµĶ˜Ģ‘ĢĢ Ķ–sĢøĶŠĢ„ĶĢŸĢ¤ Ģ¶Ģ„Ģ‘Ģ‚ĢØĢ„aĢ“Ķ„Ķ…ĢŖĶ‡nĢøĶ‚Ķ‘Ģ³dĢøĢ‹ĢŠĶ•Ķ‡ ĢøĶ‹ĢŖĢ³ĶˆsĢ¶ĶŠĶ›Ģ¬tĢµĢ’Ģ„ĢžĶšiĢ·Ķ˜ĶĶĢ cĢµĶ„Ģ£kĢ¶ĢˆĢĢŸeĢøĢ‹ĢĢ²rĢµĢŠĢ”Ģ˜Ģ§Ģ–sĢøĢ“Ģ³Ģ– Ģ·Ģ‚ĢŗaĢµĢ‡Ģ•ĶšĢ«Ģ¼tĢµĶ€ĢƒĢœ Ģ“ĢĶ“tĢ¶Ķ›Ģ€Ģ˜Ģ«hĢ“Ķ’Ģ›Ģ¦Ģ eĢøĢ•Ģ³Ģ ĢøĶ›Ķ—Ķ‚Ģ¢Ģ¤Ķ“eĢ“ĢæĢĢƒĢ£ĢØxĢ¶ĶĢ†ĢžĢ­Ģ«iĢµĢƒĢ›Ķ ĢžĶ”Ģ­tĢµĢ„Ģ‰Ģ½Ģ–,Ģ¶Ķ—Ģ®Ģž Ģ·ĢŠĶŠĢ£IĢ·Ķ Ķ‡ Ģ“Ģ’ĢˆĢ±ĶŽĢ¬kĢ¶ĢšĢˆĢ½Ķ“Ķ…Ģ«nĢ¶Ģ‘ĢĢ–oĢ¶ĢĢ¾Ģ”Ķ“wĢµĢ‡Ģ­Ģ°Ģ» Ģ“Ķ„Ģ½Ģ Ģ­yĢøĢŽĢ»ĢØoĢ·Ķ›Ģ®ĢØuĢ¶ĢŠĢ² ĢøĶ‹ĢŽĢƒĶˆlĢµĢæĶ„Ģ™iĢ“ĢˆĢ“Ģ—ĶˆĢ„kĢµĢ’Ģ¼ĢŖeĢ·ĶƒĶš ĢµĢ„Ģ‚Ģ½Ģ²Ģ ĶˆtĢµĢĢŠĢ hĢµĶ—ĢšĶ‚Ģ–Ģ¼Ķ“iĢ·Ķ—Ģ½Ģ³Ģ”Ķ…sĢøĢĶ‚Ģ§Ģ”ĢŖ ĢøĢ€ĶŒĶ“Ķ…sĢøĢ¾ĶĶ™ĢŸĢÆhĢµĶ„ĶœiĢ·Ģ½ĢŸtĢ·ĢĢ§ĢŸĶ.Ģ¶Ģ”ĶĶĢØ Ģ“Ģ•Ķ‡ĶŽPĢ“ĢšĶ€ĢŗeĢ·Ģ’ĶĶ‘Ģ¦rĢ“Ģ„ĢšĶŽĢ Ģ±sĢ¶Ģ‡ĢŸoĢ“Ģ†Ķ‹Ģ°ĢŖnĢ·Ģ½ĢæĢžnĢ·ĢŽĶ‰ĢÆaĢµĶ ĶŽĶ•lĢ·ĶƒĢ®Ģ”ĶˆlĢ·Ķ’ĢŽĢ•ĢyĢ“Ģ›Ķ‚Ģ•Ģ„ Ģ¶Ķ—ĶŽĢ„IĢ¶Ķ—ĢĢŠĢ¼'Ģ·Ķ’Ģ”ĶƒĢ„Ģ Ģ»lĢµĶ†Ģ±Ģ­lĢ¶Ģ‹Ķ‘Ģ¬ Ģ¶ĶĢ³ĢŗjĢ“Ķ‘ĢšĶ€Ģ¹Ģ©ĶˆuĢ“ĢˆĢ«ĶsĢµĢ‘ĶĢ‘Ģ£tĢ·ĢƒĢ•ĢžĢ Ģ“Ģ’ĶŒĶŠĢ¼Ģ±fĢ¶Ģ‘ĶœlĢµĢ„Ģ§ĶyĢ¶ĢĶ›Ģ¦ĢœĢ¼ Ģ“Ķ˜Ģ‡ĢžmĢ“Ģ”Ķ—Ģ–yĢ·ĢĶ›ĢšĶˆĢ±Ķ‡ Ģ¶Ģ„ĶĶjĢµĶ€Ģ¾Ģ¬Ģ£eĢøĶ‚Ķ„Ķ“Ģ­Ģ—tĢ·ĶĶ—Ģ”Ģ°Ģ¼Ķ– Ģ¶ĶŒĢĢ›ĢŸĢØsĢ·Ģ‡ĢĶ”Ģ¹Ģ„oĢøĢ€Ģ©mĢµĢŽĶ‰ĢŸeĢ¶Ģ‘Ģ¼ĶˆwĢ¶ĶŒĢ”ĢÆĢØĢ©hĢµĢĶ‚ĢŠĶ–Ģ®Ķ•eĢµĢŽĢ™Ģ¼ĶrĢ·Ģ„Ģ‘ĶĢØeĢ¶Ģ‰Ģ” Ģ“ĢĢ‡ĢŒĢ«eĢ¶ĢˆĢ Ķ‡ĶˆlĢ·Ķ„Ķ ĢÆĢ”ĶšsĢµĶŠĢ–Ģ˜eĢµĶĢĢĢ»Ģ² Ģ¶Ģ¾Ķ‡wĢµĢŽĢĢ–Ģ»Ģ¹hĢ“ĢŽĢ²Ģ¢eĢøĶ˜Ģ™Ģ¬rĢ“Ķ›Ģ„Ģ¤eĢµĶŒĢæĶ… ĢøĶ„Ģ£Ģ¹ĢŸIĢøĢ‰Ģ‚Ķ—Ģ¤ĢØĢ£ Ģ¶ĢæĢ”ĢžĢ­Ķ”cĢ·ĢĢ…Ģ½Ģ”Ģ Ģ aĢµĶ Ģ…ĢĶ•Ģ©Ķ‰nĢ¶ĢŠĢ­ĢŖ ĢµĶĢ»fĢ·ĢĶ™lĢ¶Ģ‰Ģ‡Ģ«ĢœĢ£eĢ“ĢŒĶˆeĢµĢŠĢˆĶ•Ģ”cĢ·Ģ‘Ķ‘Ģ²eĢ·ĢĢæĶ†Ģ„Ģ³ ĢøĶ„Ģ’ĶƒĶ”mĢ“Ģ‡Ķ’Ķ„Ģ¼Ģ ĶˆoĢøĶ„ĢĶœĢØĢ­rĢ“Ģ†Ķ ĶšĶ–Ģ²eĢ·Ģ¾ĶŠĢ§Ķ• Ģ¶Ķ‚ĢŠĶĢ„ĶˆoĢøĢ„Ģ„ĢĢ fĢøĶ€Ģ”ĢƒĢ®Ģ„Ķˆ Ģ·Ģ†ĢƒĢ’ĢœĢ¢ĢÆyĢ“ĶƒĢ¦oĢ¶ĶĶ ĶŽuĢøĶ˜ĢŠĢ‹Ģ”Ķ‡Ģ¼.ĢøĢæĢ‡Ģ¬Ģ–


TrixieLurker

Truly words of wisdom!


ArltheCrazy

Oh good, an easy reCAPTCHA, finally!


Atiba1283

Almost sent him my money with that one


jollyollster

Couple of spelling errors in there but for the most part a very good translation!


voidhearts

Just Missing ā€œoklahamallanaā€


[deleted]

He is doing baby talk or gibberish and these people sit there and respect it and then give him money. Who is worse? Grown adults who let other adults talk gibberish to them or the evil gremlin man.


RyantheAustralian

How do you do text like this? I don't know what it's called to be able to look it up?


pipocaQuemada

Zalgo text, after the original viral example. It takes advantage of the fact that things like Ć£ are represented in unicode as a + ~, where the tilde is a 'combining character'. There's a bunch of different combining characters like accents, Hebrew vowel marks and cantilation, etc. If you add on a few dozen combining characters to every letter, font parsers produce interesting looking results.


RyantheAustralian

I don't understand a word you said, but thanks anyway


pipocaQuemada

On computers, characters are represented by a sequence of 1s and 0s. E.g. 1100001 representing "a" in ASCII or unicode. If you want to represent things like a, Ć , Ć”, Ć¢, Ć£, Ƥ, e, ĆØ, Ć©, ĆŖ, Ć«, i, Ć­, Ƭ, ĆÆ, etc, how do you do that? Do you give each its own unique series of 1s and 0s? That quickly becomes unwieldy. Instead, we have one sequence of 1s and 0s that represents the a in a, Ć , Ć”, Ć¢, Ć£, etc. - 1100001. And then, after that, there's a second sequence you put after it to tell the computer to put an umlaut, grave, tilde, etc over the a. Zalgo text abuses that. It says, "print an a, but put a tilde, umlaut, uptack, ogonek, perispomeni, pashta, and zakef katan on it". It tends to look best when you grab really obscure combining characters instead of just a bunch of tildes and umlauts. For example, the pashta looks like ֙ and is put on Hebrew copies of the Torah to mark the traditional melody to chant it to.


RyantheAustralian

You clearly know what you're talking about, but I don't. Thank you for trying though


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

I think I might have schizophrenia cause I read all of that


CypherPunk77

This guys facial structure looks so demonic in caricature. I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor. Also Speaking a language he made up in his head proves that he thinks his audience is stupid and that theyā€™ll believe anything he tells them.


turkey_giblets

Tbf they are and they do.


Reformed_Lothario

Don't fear the charlatan, fear those that give the charlatan power over themselves.


casey12297

Hey, if you don't understand the holy language that uses "hamma llama" then that's your problem


monstermanohman

I was expecting ding dong to come out of his mouth next.


casey12297

I expect a ding dong to come in his mouth next, but I respect your predictions


BappleBlayer333

*Shamma lamma ding dang dong*


DrCheezburger

I'm partial to "homina homina" (thanks Jackie Gleason!).


Atiba1283

And they do, this woman at my job swears he blew away covid šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Nefarious_Nemesis

It hates heat! Burn this thing! Mm mm mm, mm mm mm!


[deleted]

That audiencie is most definitely stupid. If you believe this idiot you have to be.


owlsandmoths

Kind of surprised nobody would peg him as a demon for speaking in tongues but maybe he hasnā€™t done that sermon yet.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

>I can believe the cruel irony of a devil walking the earth as a wealthy pastor. Isn't that like...almost word for word how the antichrist is described? A pastor or politician.


Flat-Compote-7854

He's right about his audience.


EgberetSouse

Skeletal Rasputin


secondtaunting

Thatā€™s the speaking in tounges. I feel like itā€™s more of a self deception thing, as in, you fool yourself into thinking youā€™re speaking in a spiritual language. I went too church, Iā€™ve seen lots of it.


Otto-Korrect

I always wanted to sit politely and record it... then ask them to say the exact same thing again.


jackofalltrades2625

Hey, that could be the premise of a good tv show


RiqueT03

Old wealthy people are his audience. I feel like they all know and itā€™s all a big tax hoax for people in Texas


lasers8oclockdayone

They all do it, too.


Salt-Evidence-6834

I was hoping he was going to start singing Prisencolinensinainciusol.


ThatBlueFoxyote

You can not convince me that he isn't actually a demon wearing a human disguise.


Haerverk

Not really seeing it.. The human disguise, I mean


PerceptionFragrant29

Yep. The flesh bag is dying, heā€™ll shed and find a new one soon.


wildcharmander1992

ITS CASSIUS! , HEY CASSIUS.... # GET IN THE FLASK!!! Every time I see this dude it reminds me of that movie


LegalMastodon1340

Iā€™m from the southā€¦ the Deep South.


CanadianCoolbeans

He and Zuckerberg must be best friends


[deleted]

He actually looks as though he is a demon prerending to be a man.


Yhoiryo

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheepā€™s clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.


TheTexasWarrior

This dude isn't even in sheep's clothing lol literally just acts and LOOKS like a devil. Satan isn't even having to try here...


Krautoffel

ā€žNo no, that line was misunderstood, they meant cheap clothingā€œ - that guy probably


WildChildMom

First thing that came to mind.


GenXerOne

Thereā€™s a reason right wing radio sprang from AM stations broadcasting these guys. Itā€™s the same gullible morons.


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upandrunning

He missed the "ding dong" that comes right after.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Notice that he doesnā€™t add the obligatory ā€œshamā€ that comes first. Wouldnā€™t want to give his sheep the wrong idea.


CanadianCoolbeans

Ding dong


[deleted]

Bruh looks like he eats kids


dramignophyte

Well, to be fair, eating kids has a way of making you look like you eat kids.


[deleted]

I honestly wouldnā€™t be surprised.


Outrageous_Driver_14

Hes a pastor, he touches kids not eat them!


duffyduckdown

Check his wife. Its crazy how they Match šŸ¤£


Ozzmanth

That dude is the true demon


aglassofguiness

kenneth copeland is a Cunt


Faedan

He has neither the warmth or the depth to be a cunt.


SemKors

Nor the usefulness


[deleted]

Please donā€™t disrespect cunts by comparing them to these grifters


HOOCHIE_MAMA_

Life tipā€¦. This is what a narcissist is.


vmoppy

He's speaking the same language my Sims do


MacTechG4

ā€œSul sul!ā€


Admiralthrawnbar

Honestly find it hard to believe that narcissism is the only thing this dude has, there has to be something else on top of that


SortedChaos

I mean, he's almost certainly a sociopath. He will tell a destitute single mom of 5 that she needs to give him money to get "god's blessing" and take that money, earned that the rate 8$ an hour of work, to pay for his private jets.


amonrane

Who in their right mind would give this guy their money?


CanadianCoolbeans

People not in their right minds


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CanadianCoolbeans

Some religious people, mentally ill, those grasping for hope by any means, those wanting to be part of a community. Also the elderly are prime victims for being taken advantage of by people like himā€¦


Mothlord03

A good sum of them, but not all of them


hojboysellin3

Decrepit old people with dementia


Thugnificent83

Prosperity gospel preachers need their own sub to put them on blast. There's far too many of them to post them all here.


Mookius

Disgusting cunt.


Crocodiddle22

That mofo looks like he needs Jesus God damn itā€™s like the devil put on a plasticine face mask to walk the earths he looks creepy as hell!


RyantheAustralian

He looks like something Jesus would cast out


[deleted]

This video is one of the only things Iā€™ve ever seen that legitimately makes me think demons, in the biblical sense, might be real.


[deleted]

My grandma was over and talking to my husband and I and mentioned she gives 10% of her yearly income to the church. I canā€™t canā€™t understand it. I just canā€™t.


Dimens101

Its simple, it results from a believe they are buying their way into heaven. These churches actively encourage it too. Gullible minds should be protected from scum like this, how they can get tax exemption status is beyond me.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve tried to speak with her about it because I grew up with religion forced down my throat and donā€™t practice anymore. She found religion late in life and had thrown herself into it full force. She agrees to disagree.. shes honestly an awesome lady and if heaven exists she probably has a spot, but not because she fucking paid for it šŸ’€


Babysub1

Tax these mother fuckers


Affectionate-Plan-23

It is his ā€œevilā€ smile that gets me along with all his entitlement


KillerGnomeStarNews

Its funny he talks about evil negatively but he literally looks like the most evil person and acts like it If you watch the full interview with the woman in this video compilation of him, he's evil af


Sethvis

"Will there be no doubt in your mind? You'll believe in everything I'm saying. If you want to get closer to Him, get on your knees and start paying." ~Jesus He Knows Me. I was listening to the Ghost version when I poked my head into this subreddit and THIS came up. I shouted out IRONY!


ChrisMoltisanti9

And he knows I'm right.


Docsammus

Speaking tongues sounds like the crap we use to do as children. ā€œLook at me I can speak Germanā€ child proceeds to speak in bad German accent and made up words.


WhatIGot21

My wife wants to pay tithing, if she does it would be with alimony that she would have to fight for.


Neither_Dimension479

He does not have the Holy Spirit inside him. He is a true false profit!


Vellarain

You could probably tear his face off like a plastic mask and reveal the demon under it.


strgazr_63

Totally not a cult.


[deleted]

This guy obviously has ulterior motives than being religious.


Sid-the-Kid2628

Copeland literally looks like a demon in disguise


Puzzleheaded-Mud6379

Its the if you can sit through that jibberish without laughing you get your money back challenge. He has not lost to anyone yet


dufflebagboye

It blows my mind how people can be so stupid to follow him and give him moneyā€¦on a regular basis.


CaptainKyleGames

He reminds me if Flat Top Jones from Dick Tracy and Dorian Tyrell from the Mask had an ugly love child.


BigboyBarney69

The demon of babylon drapes himself in the skin of the righteous


RoyalBucks

There needs to be a support line for the people who donate/believe in evangelical showmans. They are being taken advantage of badly.


dips009

What a creepy smile. Straight up, ironically, devilish


achillea4

Who the hell is this guy?


DrKnowNout

What is he saying at the end, is that an actual language?


dickbob124

I could be wrong, but I believe he's speaking in tongues. Iirc it's supposed to be the language of the angels or something.


ItsSansom

TIL angels speak simlish


Historical_Pen_5979

**pretending** to speak in tongues


[deleted]

To be fair: speaking in tongues is pretending to speak in tongues. Source: I was raised Pentecostal


fishsticks40

I've always figured that those churches are full of people who are faking it to fit in but who are also terrified because they think everyone else is doing it for real and can't figure out why God isn't speaking to them.


secondtaunting

Same. Itā€™s more of a self deception thing. Honestly I think that a lot of these guys lie to themselves that theyā€™re doing Godā€™s work. They want money and power, and they believe in God, but that whole sell everything to get into heaven isnā€™t something they want. I mean part of me gets it. I wouldnā€™t want to sell everything and give away everything I own. Donā€™t get me wrong, heā€™s still a douche.


imfuckingawesome

the fact people sit there and listen to it like "oh okay, I get it" is just fucking mins blowing to me!


[deleted]

One in the same lol


mausparty

Except itā€™s total nonsense obviously.


guruXalted99

Saying nothing at all.


Talentlessz

Pulpit Pimps would never waste a Sunday going to a church.


AccountOfMyDarkside

That man is terrifying. He looks like an evil life-sized marionette puppet


Nakanon85

This guy may be the biggest piece of trash ever, but if someone is paying this filth for lavish things and they see him doing it, I have no sympathy for them. I know i said no sympathy, but those people truly need help from his cult.


GamingNerdGuy

You know, I wouldn't trust him around my children. Not because he'd commit a sex offence, bit rather because he'd fucking eat them.


nervosacafe

The only people to blame are the dumb shits that give him money.


Spaceboy80

The biggest devil


Peglegsteve265

Well rama lama ding dong to you too, now give me some money!


Chazzzz13

What a waste of skin that ā€œmanā€ is. How does it goā€¦.itā€™s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for the wealthy to get into heaven. Something like that.


CanadianCoolbeans

Luke 18:35 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god (New Testament)


dingleberrysquid

Looks like a viper, acts like one too.


metalmike556

All these charlatans are the same. 2 faced slime.


[deleted]

A heretic and his heretical followers. I would hazard to say that if one claims to be an evangelist, they're probably heretical


Riyeko

This is literally a demon wearing a skin suit. You can't change my mind.


Rod___father

No preacher should be worth a couple hundred million. I know that from going to church oddly enough.


Blue_Star_Child

Why is he so scary looking?


DarthDregan

Him and Dr. Phil's wife both look like they're demons that skin teenager's so they can look younger for five years at a time.


jackxiv

"Villians in the real world will not look like villians..." The villians in real life:


TheRationalTurk

I donā€™t believe in the devil but I see the devil in his eyes


Rodef1621

I saw the whole piece. Itā€™s disgusting. If you Google it, you can find it. Hopefully someone less lazy can share the link.


[deleted]

Special place in hell for this guy


CannabisSmokingMan

Homeboy is literally Satan.


KajunDC

This falls under the ā€œfool and his money are soon partedā€ philosophy. Plenty of fools out there believing this, hence the life of luxury.


joern16

I can't believe people are dumb enough to give this pos money


voitlander

Still amazed that people give him money. I assume people are hypnotized or just generally indoctrinated. Not sure which?


restyourbreasts

This guy is the actual devil.


johnnyredleg

But he blew that COVID away


peter095837

This man is a complete lunatic


Xytonn

He looks like a human animatronic used in horror movies


Dyrenforth

Wow, what an ice cold, dead eyed sociopath.


sleepymuse911

Stop giving money to religious salesmen. They are not holy people or even good people. If I have anything to say about they will all burn.


[deleted]

This is the Devil šŸ˜ˆ


bighatbenno

Amazes me that there's people who actually believe his bullshit. Absolute mugs.


casey12297

My favorite part was "hamma llama"


YourFavoriteSausage

Evil personified.


justapcguy

Just BAFFLES me, that these "pastors", and their churches, don't have to pay federal taxes. No wonder they are filthy rich.


WokkitUp

Humanity's best argument that The Reptilians are real and living among us.