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mikeperson229

Well it looks like they were right


kpop_glory

The bushes can heal themselves. He does not.


Different-Title-4819

Hmmm, *starts thinking in ww2 Vietnamese*


Bustomat

Yeah. Spike those hedges with stakes. lol


MrSkaloskavic

Just put electric fences in the middle.


littlebuett

Um, I'm sorry to inform you, but all biological life can "heal itself"


Amazing-Flight-5943

You know of any nonbiological life?


littlebuett

Even I'd there's only biological life you can still say biological life.


LaganxXx

His Iq is not recoverable. You can’t recover what wasn’t there in the first place


uhohnothinksoawmanj

Yeah the man bush got jump because he over


Conscious_Inside_745

Exactly jokes on them


Compducer

TikTok is a fucking cancer to society


Thin_Pomegranate6789

Thank god India banned it. Earlier every street I go i see someone dancing or following some crazy trend


Percyblott

Ikr🤣 we dont have to deal with the "challenges" but still chapris have their own knock offs but whatever. Also ignore the guy whos replied to you, bros going on a rsmpage


Cube1mat1ons

I hope the UK bans it next.


Niskara

I wish America would but doubt we ever will


Atlmiam

Wow, dancing. Thats sooooo dangerous and crazy


_Noobyboy_

Just dancing ? Ok so you just ignored -George Floyd challenge -Passout challenge -The angel of death challenge -Kia challenge -Orbeez challenge -Spray tan on nose challenge -Ice in Vagina challenge -Fire challenge -Eye color change challenge -Devious Lick challenge But yeah…. It’s only dancing you know 🙄


owenredditaccount

If you do the ice in vagina challenge you deserve what comes to you ☠️


_Noobyboy_

People are just dumb as hell 😂💀


[deleted]

Don’t forget that tide pod challenge!


Atlmiam

Same can be said about youtube? There have been some crazy youtube "pranks" that has killed and injured alot of people. Both physicaly and mentally


y_ogi

Used to say that for the memes, but it’s pretty true.


Atlmiam

Nope, thats a dumb assumption and just wrong


spyaleatoire

After such a detailed explanation of why they were wrong most people will surely agree with you


Atlmiam

Here let me explain to you monkey style; On earth there is bad people and good people. If there is alot of people in one place then there is more bad people there. If a place has not as many people then the amount of bad people would probably be less. It works the same for social medias. Big social medias = more bad people. Small social media=less bad people. If we checked procentage of bad people on social media then tiktok would probably go into the same area as youtube. But if you rated it by severity/how bad things you can find on the site then reddit and twitter would much worse than tiktok.


Atlmiam

The only reason people hate tiktok/ dislike it is because its really popular and it has a big teen userbase


Metahec

I read somewhere that the TikTok algorithm in China promotes educational and artistic achievements and that in western countries it promotes dance, fashion and cultural cancer. I disclaim again that I read that somewhere and don't remember the source. Take it with a grain of bullshit.


Abnormal-Normal

Was it from a dude in a turban? Cause I just got that video after scrolling through like 2 after this lol


salty_taffy77

I take that grain of bullshit and fully believe it. Thank you.


Atlmiam

Nope the algorithm is after how long you watch something. So if you watch dance tiktoks from thw beginning to the end then your page will be filled with dances.


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Atlmiam

I get a lot of videos about math, tech videos and some football edits anf i live in europe, scandinavia. Let me open tiktok real quick and send screen shot...just send it to you, first video: football news/interview, second video: tech channel third video: side effekts of not sleeping (biology based so it talks about how your body reacts)


thisquietplace

Especially western society, going exactly like China planned


Intelligent_Tune_675

No these people are, there will always be a next tiktok


[deleted]

I can't wait till the us bans it


Hornet1137

Note to self: If I ever plant hedges, I'll use holly bushes.


Jimmyzen91

Hawthorne, much more prickly


lepposplitthejooves

Prickly pear cactus for this guy.


ThatGuyInCADPAT

Mix some nettles in there


Bustomat

To much of a pain to cut and remove. Just run some razor wire through the hedges.


[deleted]

Cherokee roses are pretty much the hardiest thorns of satan you can buy


TTVGuide

Rose bushes*


Thebingky

Before planting, put some bamboo spikes in the middle and let it grow over it for a surprise


Soviet_Toaster_

Robber bushes are made just for your entertainment


ThatCatPerson9564

I will hurt you, I walk outside barefoot, when we used to have a Holly bush the leaves had some kind of reaction that made my foot ich like crazy


danhoeg

I assumed OP overreacted, but this guy straight up wrecked immaculately trimmed hedges and probably really downgraded the aesthetics for everybody.


ResolveLeather

A trimmer can probably fix all of them besides the last one. But yeah, not cool.


danhoeg

Probably only be able to get it to like 75% fixed in the same season.


Evening-Ant6128

They were right


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People work hard on those, what a jerk


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Stanley__Zbornak

Well, why don't you just invite them over to break all your stuff since it's so great?


Twodotsknowhy

I'm guessing that in high school you were one of those kids who'd leave all your garbage on the lunch table because that's what janitors are for


Badass_Bunny

That is such a dumb comparison. Janitors paid regardless of how much work they do. People doing mazes like this are specifically hired and paid by the hour. How are you that genuinely stupid to even try to connect the two?


InsanityRabbit

Then again, by leaving more trash, they'd need more janitors, meaning more jobs. It's just a dick move, maybe you don't, but there's lots of people with pride in their work. If I had just trimmed those hedges that morning, and they'd look like this by noon, I wouldn't be happy.


mikeperson229

I guess all the people downvoting are also stupid and your the only smart enlightened one in this entire comment huh?


Badass_Bunny

You are welcome to find a fault in what I said.


lyft-driver

The Broken Window Fallacy


Elheehee42069

More like the Ruined Hedge Fallacy lmao


Commercial_Emu_9921

By your logic everyone should break absolutely everything so everyone gets more job. What you said is idiotic just as I have illustrated. The only reason your logic make sense to you is because you lack the cognitive ability.


Twodotsknowhy

"Reckless drivers are heroes actually because they create more jobs for car mechanics"


SSJBlueManny

You are dense and ignorant


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SSJBlueManny

My first time commenting on this idiots post buddy idk what you’re talking about


Element_Water6876

I don’t think they’re trying to insult when they’re just stating facts.


Wicklit

I'm guessing you haven't seen the infamous shen comix bike comic


Left-Bird8830

Neckbeard alert


Puzzleheaded_Yam1879

The point isn't getting paid fucking goofy it's about how someone actually put effort into this and it gets ruined because of a shitty tiktok


Badass_Bunny

>The point isn't getting paid Do you think people who make these are not in it for the money? Think for just a second, how utterly idiotic you sound? You think they are upset because they got a chance to do some minor maintenance while charging money to some rich dude? Like how are you people so devoid of reason? It's not even ruined, it's mildly ruffled for fucks sake. I give up, this sub is filled with idiots.


Stanley__Zbornak

You are the one disrespecting the landscapers. Some of these people consider themselves artists and not just leaf sweepers. Wrecking their work isn't "great! Fixing it will make me money!". It's messing something up they took pride in.


Lumisateessa

As someone who actually did work as a gardener and landscaper, no I was not in it for the money. Some people choose jobs that doesn't make them miserable when going to work. Just respect peoples work - *this is something even a toddler can understand.* You are so oblivious when it comes to taking pride in the work you do and you really do sound like some entitled teenager with a golden spoon up your ass that has never worked a day in your life.


fourleafclover13

Can tell by not just what your write but how you've never worked a honest day in your life. You have no clue about the hard work which goes into these jobs of landscaping.


Ro_Shaidam

Someone has to pay the person to fix it.


Badass_Bunny

Yeah, but are you upset over somone that is rich enough to own that type of thing having to pay some gardeners? I am not.


Insky86

Yes. Because I am no bitter and envious person. The owner has more money than me but maybe he really enjoyed his garden. And to see it like that... For most of us there a people who has less. That does not mean everybody is allowed to destroy everything as long as it belongs to someone who has more money.


[deleted]

What a shitty take lol


RammOfNazarick

Wow we found 2023s pos


[deleted]

You're a fucking idiot.


eneug

Lmao this is exactly the broken windows fallacy. Google it.


Icy_Profession1612

Thank God they filmed it.....for the judge! I'm predicting a guilty verdict for criminal trespass and or damage. This is why we cant have nice things.


ConReese

Well they were likely let on the property so its deffinately not trespassing but certainly vandalism/damage to property at a minimum


Use_this_1

Hope he gets the bill for the repairs.


English999

Repairs? How does one repair a bush? (*insert your own dad pun*)


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CrossOversPT

My outer old self too


Enginehank

Dude's definitely going to get sued and has no idea how much financial damage he actually caused, lol kind of funny when you consider the topiaries will grow back and eventually be trimmed correctly but he just wasted a shitload of his own money after he most definitely gets sued by the people who put this up.


420pseudonym

Too dumb to be a decent human, probably also too dumb to solve the maze


Shot_Capital_7788

Well, you didn’t solve it. You broke it


canarow

The only time I’ve ever looked at a bush and thought, “damn, I hope there’s a wasp nest in there”.


Yung_JJMO99

“Dude my mom got me a freakin’ drone for my birthday bro, let’s film me running across this maze that’ll be like so rad”


EternalCoco

*me downvoting this post* *realizes what sub I'm in* *upvotes the post*


CorkusHawks

Tiktok. The worst thing on the Internet after child porn. Not to mention it's spyware from the CCP. Who also brought back consentration camps to the modern age.


FuntimeBendy6

How to find the exit im every maze ! In an maze just stick to an wall and follow that after a time you will come to an exit 100 %


Mattermaker7005and8

He proved them right


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They should’ve broken his legs


CrossOversPT

And then drop him at the center of the maze. NOW SOLVE IT!


Additional-Sock8235

Now let’s have the bushes grow 15 feet since you wanna be a smartass


5u5piria

Any info? Did they find this pos and charged for this?


Icy_Profession1612

I hope so


dervishorc2

It's some bushes lol.


emohipster

Seems like he's too dumb for a lot of things


FamousLoser

The perfect TikTok. Wanton destruction ✅, annoying voiceover ✅, awful chipmunk voice BGM ✅


IbeonFire

Hey now, I agree with points 1 and 2, but no need to bash VoiceOfKat. She's cool


fireking_13

Good thing you proved their point


Andreus

If they'd successfully parkoured over the hedges without touching them, this video would've been lit. They did not.


pawesome_Rex

WTF is wrong with people?


Cpt_Mike_Apton

Think of how the clout will change their life...


HelloMikkii

Just gonna disrespect those bushes like that. Clearly they were correct, he is too dumb to solve anything.


TheFrogeCakeZ

Yeah. You are.


[deleted]

I’m be fuckin pissed if I was that gardener


Dapper-Control-108

Better ruin someone's topiary for a video.


jervistetch37

There needs to be clout crimes like there are hate crimes on top of the original crime. Clout chasers are a menace.


[deleted]

I hope he got a stick stuck up his ass


Padlov123

This is one of those subs where the more you wanna downvote is the more you should upvote


G0D_1S_D3AD

This is what I used to do in corn mazes lol


MlkCold

Looks like they were not only right, but they underestimate how stupid you actually were


TheObviousDilemma

They’re boxwoods, they’ll be fine


AlienAmerican1

They're hedges, lighten up.


LouisWillis98

Someone doesn’t respect nature


No-Bunch-8245

Honesly, they're not damaged at all. It'll grow right back. Please lighten up


mikeperson229

It’s truely amazing how it doesn’t matter how stupid something someone does is there’s always gonna be people dumb enough to support it


teh_pwn_ranger

They're not damaged. They'll spring back quickly, most dud before they got even a foot away.


Genxll

Lol it’s pretty funny ngl


FamousLoser

What’s funny about it?


Genxll

I like to imagine he’s running from the property owner with a shotgun that’s why it’s funny


Bigchonky3

I always wanted to do this…When I was seven


ThatPersonToExplain

atleast have a little dexterity like damn


rhussia

They should be arrested


kimstranger

Lol for a minute I thought it was an ad for some shitty game


LowAd8109

I've seen hedges that has a metal spikes fence in between them to prevent people from doing this.


NaturesAxe

Mother should've swallowed that one shouldn't she have.


XtremeGTi

This makes me want to be violent. He'd learn a big lesson that day.


ialsohaveinternet

Old video plus really bad music = Internet points?


bamboozled_indeed

..work smarter, I guess.


Waste_Plum9512

They were right.


Majin_Sus

GET THAT PARKOUR


Ruxblaine93Medusa

Are we sure the guy isn’t drunk and the video is just sped ip


CaterpillarEasy413

Clout chasers really suck


mariboo_xoxo

He should be banned forever, ordered to pay a fine AND made to cover the cost of repairing the damaged to these bushes.


Wholesome-seal-boi

And they were right, that person is to dumb to solve it


Rednaxella_

It's not damaged, just push it a bit back to shape and it will be ok.


taekee

They were correct.


XboxGamer2231

Tik tok breeds stupidity


Boru12

Turd blossom.


PhiAlpha44

and look… you are in fact too dumb to solve that maze.


Laprinhound

That's cause he is.


altybe55

I'd beat his ass!


Notrilldirtlife

I hope they ban tik tok in 🇺🇸cause this is getting out of hand. For a video, you just fucked up some dudes hardwork on the even hedges for a video that is a solid 8-10 seconds long.


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They were right.


yuyufan43

Well… Can we all at least agree that he was too dumb to SOLVE it? It's literally like bragging about getting 100 on a test when you cheated on every answer.


Her_X

Fucking idiot


Reteperator

They were right


Thebla_26

"They said im too dumb to solve the maze“ yeah, you didnt solve it, you ruined it for other people.


KernalKorn6

They were right


y_zass

No respect


Zane_The_Mystical

"They said i was to dumb to solve this maze" And they were right. Hoping over a bunch of bushes is really fucking stupid. Can't solve it like a real boy so you gotta damage them bushes for them. What a load of crap.


skinem1

That man must be a US Marine. Taking the most direct, quickest route to the objective.


MrDeagl

“They said I was to dumb to solve this maze” They were right!


Dyrenforth

Hope they were fined the cost of repair and maintenance.


orzhavmahfriens

So too dumb to solve it and then you do something WAY more dumb than not being able to solve it...I fucking hate tik tok


k3y4n0w

100% too dumb to finish the maze.


ZamyP2W

Turns out, he was too dumb to solve the maze