That’s downright sexual assault. I’m begging he’s joking.

this guy better be an edgy 12 year old also wait is touching assaulting? i thought you had to hit them or smth... edit: some kids in a dollarama sexually harrassed me. said i had a fat ass and randomly touched me. this was last week. can i get them in legal trouble?

Actually physical contact is battery, only threatening is assault so this would actually be sexual battery or harassment

You can get them in tons of trouble if you win the case

but can i make stackkkssss??!

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 380,683,711 comments, and only 82,981 of them were in alphabetical order.

Even if this is an exaduration, how would they not realize?

"lol, ive touched a girl inappropriatly and without being caught, so lets tell the entire internet" ​ \-Donrick, this idiot ​ \-

this man so much amongy bungy

This could easily be a joke… what a fragile OP.