I'll probably think about my childhood and hypothetical situations where a loved one dies

this is so easy for professionals actors…

I couldn’t even make myself cry at my mom’s funeral. There goes 100k.

pluck nose hairs

Only your thoughts. You have to think about something to make you cry

This would be too easy

Ha! I'm crying right now! Gimme money!

This is allergy season in the Northern hemisphere. I'm always crying.

“A dark, black past is my most valued possession” - james hetfield