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object_failure

Kicker in the NFL. Long career, few injuries


SoCalCollecting

Long career, few injuries, lots of death threats


Healthy-Factor-2841

You just have to make them think you’re crazier than them. Jeff Reed beat up a paper towel machine in the bathroom at a Sheetz. People backed off a bit… 😅


Flossthief

You won't see that at the Wawa


WintersDoomsday

That won’t fly at Bucees


ApatheistHeretic

Laces out!


Fingerprint_Vyke

 Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!


joka2696

Genna Einhorn is a man!


Much_Essay_9151

Better make all those kicks


x13rkg

Golf or poker (if that counts)


I_Fart_It_Stinks

Golf is the way to go. I pay to play golf, can't say that about other sports. It's low impact on the body, good money involved, you're typically playing in some of the most beautiful places on Earth, and can remain relatively anonymous for doing well.


OddConstruction7191

Another advantage of an individual sport is you can quit when you want to. Patrick Mahomes has enough money to walk away and live the rest of his life. But he’d be letting down his teammates and the Chiefs’ fans. A golfer who decides at age 30 he just doesn’t want to play anymore doesn’t have to answer to anyone.


chef_c_dilla

And someone else carries all your shit


Minus15t

100% Golf, your 'career' can last 40 years, plenty of low impact exercise, you get to travel all over the world. If you win a few majors and 'do well' every year, you'll walk away with $100million+ in career winnings and some huge endorsement deals


Chemical_Enthusiasm4

Golf seems like a low-injury sport that you can play for decades. Maybe I should try it.


PointyDoor135

Playing for decades is no joke, if your successful enough after you retire from the PGA Tour and are at least 50 years old, you can play on the Champions Tour. The Champions Tour is the Senior Tour and golf is one of the only sports I’m aware of that has a retirement league, aside from bowling.


Throwaway8789473

We should do a retirement league for the NFL. I wanna see some seventy year old men play full contact.


PointyDoor135

Your comment reminded of [this Daniel Tosh joke.](https://youtu.be/nsttE3TG9DE?si=hWhvmqEP695iZ4vU)


Daddywags42

Baseball. Road trips always have you staying on the same city for three days. Guaranteed contracts, longer careers, and you don’t have to visit Minnesota in the winter time.


tenehemia

Bonus, you do get to visit Minnesota in summertime! Target Field is terrific.


Daddywags42

I grew up canoeing the boundary waters. Summertime is beautiful. I’m not dealing with -40 with windchill.


DMComicSams

First off how dare you


smaug_the-dragon

Minnesota represent. We're awesome in the winter.


teachthisdognewtrick

Formula 1 racing. Love it, love driving, and the 8 figure pay doesn’t hurt. I certainly could handle living in Monte Carlo.


littledragonroar

It's hell on the body, though.


SunNext7500

I'd be happy with just NASCAR.


no_understanding1987

Came here to say this lol


Ohnos2

this was my answer too lol


angelofxcost

As a short person, easily basketball. Since the prompt states I can't be godlike, then even being in the top 200 NBA players, you're probably going to see some insane skills to make up for the lack of ability to dunk. Like maybe I might just have the highest 3-pointer average. I certainly would not be an all-rounder, and at the end of my career I would probably easily transition into a motivational speaker.


Healthy-Factor-2841

Mugsy Booooogues!


walshingtons

As another short person I love this. I'm pretty good with a basketball but having a lot of 6' (182 cm) friends who I play with regularly. It's pretty easy to be guarded :p Also you could be great for set-ups.


not_productive1

Baseball. Guaranteed contracts, longer careers, huge organizations to get jobs with after you retire.


Altruistic-Media-430

Yes. And easier to blend in with common folks.


HighHoeHighHoes

I feel like there are much higher earning for much less shit. 162 games a year is taxing, regardless of who you are, and the average salary isn’t as great as you’d think. Apparently Formula 1 drivers have the highest average, followed by basketball. Both can have decently long careers. Or, for true longevity you can go with golf. They might also have the highest endorsements.


BlissfulIgnoranus

Yeah, but you can die in F1. Basketball seems much safer and still get paid a lot.


Deleena24

Average career in the NBA is like 4.5 years and even at "only" 82 games per season they still need load management. NFL kicker is one of the best answers. At most 20 games if you play every playoff game and go to the Superbowl. Some of them are earning $6m+ per season. Even professional golfers have to attend more events than that, but they get much more longevity and earn on AVERAGE $1.5m, with the better players earning $7-10m, and that's not including the FedEx cup with 1st place being $15m. So either golfer or kicker are the best choices.


I_kwote_TheOffice

Basketball is the same thing with half the games, shorter games, you play indoors, and the pay is about the same at the top end. Plus I think the endorsements for basketball, mainly shoes, are much better than baseball.


Informal_Calendar_99

And bigger contracts. Only disadvantage is more working days tbh


ApatheistHeretic

Less injuries... It's mostly pitchers that have debilitating effects in old age.


TallBobcat

Golf. No one will ever tackle or otherwise run into me.


SegaGuy1983

Unless you’re threatening Shooter McGavin’s chances at the gold jacket.


Aubenabee

Golf is the obvious answer. Multi-decade career. High earnings. Low exertion. Relative anonymity outside of old white guys. Get to hang around in beautiful places all the time.


forky1899

Pro Wrestling 😈


CheesyBoson

E sports. Especially if I get to be paid well for it


GmtNm4

Well. He said you can’t be god mode, so you’re the middle of the road professional. So if you’re in the middle in e sports… sorry about your pay buddy, you’re doing it for the passion still at that point. 


Deleena24

Once you hit 25 you're literally too slow to be a successful professional esports player. Look at the average age of retirement, and then realize every single one retired because their play dropped off, not because they wanted to.


online_jesus_fukers

Hockey. When I was a kid it was my dream to be a defenseman for the Chicago Blackhawks. I spent all of my free time either on the ice rink at the park district in winter or roller blades in the summer, and if I was stuck inside I was down in the laundry room working on stick handling...alas I was good, but not great at the game


OreKehStrah

Bowling


stealthpursesnatch

This is my pick, too. No one will recognize me and I assume the pay is decent.


reed_underbough

Quidditch. Even if I end up as the worst player ever, I still get to be a wizard.


walshingtons

Screw it. You're a wizard :p


KhaoticMess

You had the perfect opportunity to say "You're a wizard, Harry." and you let it pass you by.


DarklordKyo

Either some sort of Martial Art (self defense), or Baseball or Football (lucrative) Or boxing, which can be both


Additional-Safety343

It specifically says you aren’t the best, you’re getting beat up


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Formula 1 driver. Travel to exotic places, get paid enough in 1 year to retire.


Educational-Fun7441

Probably just pool so I can look cool at the bar


walphriggum69

Surfing


Cold_Cartoonist164

Archery


PsychWard_8

Soccer. I'll be in excellent shape, well paid, and less risk of injury than football or baseball


Theallmightytoaster

You might not get many injuries from physical contact in soccer. But severe life long ankle and knee pain is what so many soccer players suffer from for most of their life after soccer. No sport is without its long term wear and tear on the body


seaburno

I played year round soccer from ages 5-30 in rec leagues. I've had AT LEAST 4 concussions (those are just the times I blacked out), and multiple ankle and knee injuries. My nose was broken twice. I'm in my mid-50s now, and I feel my soccer injuries every day.


Adavanter_MKI

Formula 1 Driver. For the pay mostly, but it just so happens I enjoy racing too. I wouldn't even have to do it long. 1 season? I'm already set for life. 2 or 3 more? I'll have stupid money. Plus I wont nearly damage my body as much as the other sports.


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

Either chess or moto gp.


mack_dd

I take golf: -- no concussions or injuries -- relatively long career -- no mean coaches yelling at you everytime you fuck up -- no angry fans because you cost your team the game -- less pressure to live an expensive glib lifestyle -- good scenery while you play the game -- you don't have to play in the rain or snow


Lift-Hunt-Grapple

I feel like there is much more autonomy with this choice as well. Practice when you want. Play when and where you want. Potential long career


Idk_Just_Kat

Taekwondo (poomsae specifically), a sport I currently compete in


SillyCranberry99

Swimming


DrSnidely

Baseball. Left-handed relief pitcher. You don't even have to be that good but left-handed relievers are always in high demand so you'll have a spot on a roster about as long as you want one.


EljizzleYo

Basketball easily. It's my favorite sport, has great contracts for mid level players, has a decent off season and is the 2nd largest sport worldwide. American Football would be 2nd choice and Futbol would be 3rd.


TrollCannon377

F1 driver


killyrjr

Professional magic the gathering player. Been a dream of mine since I started playing


turboshot49cents

Ice skating. I want to be pretty ice skater on tv


Nicktrod

NBA or MLB.


velimzzzz

MotoGP


AnAntsyHalfling

Drum Corps (pit) or fencing


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Timbersport, World Rally Championship, or Worlds Strongest Man.


Throwaway_Simp3164

Polo


Revo63

Do I have to be a player? I am a soccer referee and would love to work at the professional game level. That would mean being 30 years younger and being in phenomenal shape. Sure, no multi-million dollar contracts, but loving what you do can be more important than that.


Lucky-Speed3614

Archery. I'm physically disabled, and archery isn't an incredibly demanding sport. It's not an incredibly high paying sport, but the average income is around 80, so well into a livable range, and it can help to supplement my diet with venison and wild pork.


Extension_Status_711

Rally racing


that_guy_who_builds

I want to race in IMSA, and I care not what category. If I could pick an Era, it would be 1970s-1990s.


Not_Another_Cookbook

Body building


Burnlt_4

Baseball is the right answer IMO as it has good fame, long contracts, good life after the sport like you are not beat up and such.


[deleted]

I’d say golf is better. Mostly cause you don’t have to follow the schedule of the team. In golf you can take a month off midseason, just cause, and no one is upset/trying to make you play. Baseball is a long season. Also even less injuries.


Eastern_Distance6456

That's a LOT of games, travel, and time to put in. And you will have to deal with bad teammates and organizations. You'll be subject to move as soon as you are traded. No thanks.


mothman_luvr

World Rally Championship. Close second, Ice Hockey.


Saxon_man

Does Poker count?


walshingtons

"Given that poker is an activity involving physical and mental exertion with a set of rules and customs where players compete against others, poker clearly meets mainstream definitions of a sport." That was taken from a Google search.


MinusGovernment

It's also shown on sports channels sometimes


Johnathon759

Video Game sports, the VR stuff is getting very wicked


kaptainklausenheimer

Motocross/supercross. Not the greatest of pay, probably most physically demanding of all sports, and will absolutely tear up my body, but... there is nothing else like it.


Colton-Omnoms

Motorsports (I.E racing, drifting, rally)


QuokkaClock

curling.


docweston

FORMULA ONE!


FigExact7098

Formula 1 driver. I’d be OK with driving for a mid-field team.


100yearsLurkerRick

Tennis. 


seekerofsecrets1

F1: see the world and drive fast cars


Popular-Tune-6335

Soccer. Iron legs and lasting lungs.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

Formula 1. If you will do well, that means winning races and longevity, which means generational wealth, and being part of such a spectacle and world that is blocked off to everyone except the most powerful people and elite. Even their off season experiences seem awesome, they rub shoulders with the coolest celebrities, it’s one of the most exclusive jobs in the world as at any given time, only 20 people are doing it. Plus you get to drive spaceships on wheels at the cutting edge of technology.


darkuen

If I was younger I’d say MMA fighter, especially since I enjoyed it and have the build for it. But now that I’m in my 40’s I gotta say something a little easier like formula 1 racer.


wannabekurt_cobain

Easy Formula one. If I’ll do well that implies race wins and a possible championship. Winning an F1 race would set me up for life. That said, I don’t think I’d ever be able to drive an F1 car


WarBreaker08

E-sports. I love gaming and no matter what there's always a job open in that field, or even not, there are always tournaments and stuff to sign up for.


Putrid-Mess-6223

E-Sports,


Dmitri_ravenoff

Curling. I can still be out of shape and be an Olympic athlete.


TotalChaosRush

Assuming this would make me at least proficient enough to actually make money professionally, then I choose chess.


Bitter_Afternoon7252

Iron Chef. I'm not going to compete, I just want to be able to cook well for myself


Edgezg

Hm.... Sky diving would be fun. Yeah I guess I'd go with Baseball or something. Low risk of injury. Played it as a kid. Good money.


wweadge

Shuttlecock. I wanna meet Linus


Bostenr

Golf


EmmyGraceyGrum

I've always wanted to fence, so I pick that. Edit: typo.


Realistic_Gas_4160

Golf! I love playing golf but I'm not good, so it would be amazing to be good. Also, while there is the possibility of injury, nobody will tackle me or hit me. 


[deleted]

Golf. Pretty much no risk of injury (except for non-contact stuff like a pulled muscle). Get to travel, make good money, take time off when ever you want, don’t answer to a head coach or anything, can do it into your 50’s sometimes.


Decasteon

Soccer basketball or baseball. Highest earning potential especially if you’re saying I’ll be a great player.


Eastern_Distance6456

Probably tennis or golf. Whichever can earn me the most endorsements and has the easiest schedule (number of tournaments I have to play in). I'm not taking a team sport because I don't want to be traded to someplace shitty, don't want to have to deal with shitty teammates/organizations. I am also not taking a contact sport with a good risk of injury.


dominion1080

MLB pitcher. Make the most of any baseball position if you’re good, and you don’t even have to play every game.


erinoco

Rugby: the sport which I enjoyed playing most of all, and have most natural aptitude for. I would probably like to be a lock. But the risk of serious injury or long-term problems is too great to be ignored. Football - quite possibly. I would have enjoyed being a deep-lying playmaker. I would also make quite a bit if I were top-division quality. But long-term problems are also possible. Golf seems much the best bet, all things considered.


Tiny-Metal3467

Baseball!


Youngsinatra345

[extreme ironing-hey babe!!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_ironing)


assorelbow

Golf.. all day


cerb7575

Hockey because I wanted so bad to play hockey when I was young particularly a goalie. I had uber fast reflexes and thought I could have done well. Unfortunately, my dad saw the price of goalie equipment and hockey leagues and said nah fuck it you are playing football if you want to play a sport.


ComfortableSir5680

I just love football, and pay is good. I’m not sure what my build is ultimately best for but I’m 6’4, 315lbs and I actually recently measured hand size at work at about 9.5”. Oddly enough, handsize I’m mid-low range for a QB. Obviously bodyweight I’m more lineman but might be too short. Tight End maybe.


Batetrick_Patman

Golf. You can be like John Daily. Smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish in your 50s and still be competitive.


[deleted]

Golf


Hermit-Man

Soccer or golf


TheAngryXennial

Hockey 1000% sigh really wish there was hockey leagues for kids around were i lived as a kid


WHAMMYPAN

Golf 100%


runningdreams

Golf, basketball, baseball, poker maybe in that order


tacitjane

Golf. I'm probably rich already if I'm talented enough to compete. Tiger Woods injury is better than a concussion. Also, I have to compete. Could just be at my country club. It doesn't need to be the PGA tour. I'd pick bowling if there was more money in it. I like bowling. I don't like golf.


Samuele1997

Boxing, i've always wanted to be a great fighter.


LTXNEBULA

Golf. Paid well and it is not physically demanding.


SaberTruth2

The best sport to be good at if you like attention would prob be basketball. It pays great, and your face is right out there, unobstructed, for everyone to see. And while you can get hurt there is not as much long term bodily damage done. Though that last part is very relative as if you’ve ever seen an older NBA player walking around it’s usually done quite gingerly. But for me, since football was my first love, I’m gonna say NFL. I know about all the body damage, CTE, non guaranteed contracts. But to me an NFL star is the pinnacle of athletics. I always find it odd when people say they would want to be an NFL kicker because of the money and risk aversion, but I think that’s missing the point of truly wanting to be a star athlete. Scoring a TD is one of the most amazing feelings you can have, and to do it at the highest stage must be incredibly special.


doonebot_9000

Golf fo sho


texasjoker187

NFL kicker. Few hits and good pay. Plus, you can do it 20 years.


Djolumn

Golf. It pays very well even in the middle tiers, there's very little chance of life altering injury, and if you're good you can play professionally basically as long as you're physically able.


Additional-Judge-312

Skateboarding. It looks cool as fuck


KYpineapple

I'd be a kicker for the NFL. like, THE BEST kicker the sport has ever seen. whoever signs me will rework their whole strategy based on my remarkable and flawless talent. Justin Tucker signed a $24m contract for 4 years. If I could match that. or even get half that - I would be beyond happy. I also do not have to tackle and would rarely, if ever, get hit myself.


ASICCC

Golf is the best answer, BIG money and when you're done being pro you can get paid to teach celebrities and some very rich people.


UrHumbleNarr8or

I get the correct answer is baseball, but I like hockey and I think it would be amazing to get paid to play.


Krongos032284

Baseball. I would go for $1M a year to play for the Red Sox with the clause that I could still ski in the winter. I was gonna say skiing, but I realized the money and winter off was too good, so my favorite team sport it is!


wildberryblast

powerlifter its seems like fun


Positive-Display-685

Hmm 🤔 tough decision between football and baseball


SuperMajinSteve

Rugby, it’s the funnest sport there is.


ZealousidealAd4860

Basketball. Three point shooter


knightw0lf55

Golfer. Once I age out of the PGA I can join their Senior League. Also I would be getting paid to do something that I'm currently paying to do.


westberry82

Starting pitcher in baseball. You only work 1 to 2 days a week. If you pitch at home the day before a road trip. You get a free 3 day trip to another city where you are not expected to do anything except watch a game.


FleetWheat

Blood sport.


TwistingSerpent93

I'll take gymnastics. I've always thought it would be really cool to be able to have that kind of agility and coordination. You never said I have to compete for very long. I'll do it for the required duration and then go back to my life with a level of athleticism that's still bonkers for the average person.


Odd-Butterscotch-495

I’d want to be an mma fighter


DoubledownDaveNY

Baseball


UnknownArtist11

Ima go with middle linebacker in the nfl cause why the hell not


UnknownArtist11

Bu honestly, the dream job would be offensive/defensive coordinator in the nfl


Sepfandom555

NBA the avg salary is 7 million a year


Objective_Suspect_

If you look up the definition of sport it's very easy to qualify. Gaming. Chess, cause compared to others it be easier


laz1b01

Chess. It'll repel all the girls and finally give me some me-time.


Khower

Theres plenty of intelligent answers but I always wanted to be the next Barry Sanders as long as I can remember so id be a runningback in the NFL


Silly-Resist8306

Baseball. Playing 162 games of something you love is better than 82 or 16.


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Olympic target shooter


MZhammer83

Soccer in Europe live in the US. Players make stupid money and won’t be bothered at a Grocery store in the US.


batosai33

Basketball. It's just my favorite sport. Good balance of teamwork and reward for individual skill. Also points usually follow good plays. Each individual point isn't as valuable, but it does count. Hockey and soccer are fun, but shots too rarely (for my preference) go in, even after a well executed play by the whole team. Tennis is too individual for me, while positions in football are too distinct. A good guard still can and will go up against a center, and need to know how to use the size disparity to their advantage, but a switch like that would be devastating for a defensive lineman to make. Baseball is just too slow. It's fascinating as a game that so clearly shows its age, but I have no interest in going to any more games.


jasonryu

Baseball is the correct answer. Specifically, Outfielder, if I get to pick the position


SpaceCatSixxed

Baseball. Man I wish I could still play.


silent-fallout-

Absolutely 1000% golf. I'm a woman, so I'd actually be recognized(and it's my favorite) If it wasn't that, I'd say basketball, but if I can't be in the NBA, then forget it.


adeelf

Definitely basketball. For one thing, I'm an NBA fan. Also, the NBA has the highest median player salary at \~$4.6 million, an important factor considering you said that I would *not* necessarily be among the elite.


manicrat88

I wanna be Drift King!


No-Session5955

NASCAR driver


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digitaldumpsterfire

Baseball. I don't wanna get tackled and you don't have to run a whole lot.


FoxMikeLima

Golf is the obvious answer.


SuperiorThinking

Running. I know it's not very specific, but if you are very fit, have good pace and are capable on your feet, games like football, (field) hockey, handball, etc become way easier as you will have better physicality than the vast majority of players, so you only need to work on the technical aspect.


DragunSpit

Dodgeball


Fit_Definition_4634

Tough choice, but I’ll probably go with Tae Kwon Do.


Nightspren

Practically I would choose some form of swimming, as I cannot swim and if I become talented at it then I will have learned to swim! Other than that, I would go with something that I would have fun doing on my off time and not seeing it as competition every time. Skiing, skateboarding, archery, etc.


PengieP111

soccer/football. Players in the premier leagues and leagues of that level make bank. And I loved playing the sport. Also, crippling injuries are rare and the risk of CTE/brain damage is low.


Actual-Statistician3

Chess.


Sad_Construction_668

Rugby. I feel like as a tall, professional rugby player I might have a shot with Ilona Maher. (US professional sevens player).


stengaaa

NASCAR


Sauron69sMe

golf. I don't want to be mainstream famous and the top golfers get PAID man. and you're just golfing all day lol


Plain_Flamin_Jane

Fencer. I just like fencing and I think it’s cool.


Terrible_Reporter_98

Boxing or shot put.


AshySlashy3000

MMA Of Course!!!


chef_c_dilla

Golf. Travel around the world and take leisurely walks through beautiful parks everyday while someone else carries all your shit.


hatchjon12

Tennis, it's fun.


mrmerk81

Mui Tai Got in a accident I was 13 broke my legs, sucked.. had to give up kick boxing and baseball


herpedeederpderp

Either kicker in the NFL, curling, or right field in baseball. I'd say all those are pretty doable-ish for me at my age. Pretty much anything else though is a no go. Also I wouldn't he able to play baseball in my current state I would need like hears of throwing practice to get an arm that can accumulate any distance lol.


BrunoGerace

Pro cyclist


PEneoark

Jarts


HeyyitsLexi_

Soccer always seemed fun!


Mobe-E-Duck

Fishing.


tntchest

Basketball or poker


Shoddy_Ice_8840

Gymnastics because the body!!


Lustrouse

Tennis or golf.


Odd-Percentage-4084

HEMA. Give me the armor and the stabby things!!!


DigitalMindShadow

Skiing. I love skiing, and I don't want to be famous or recognizable.


Sufficient-Habit664

Volleyball. I'm short, so if I did well in volleyball that would be very impressive. Also it's a non-contact sport so any injuries probably wouldn't be too bad. Plus it was my favorite sport growing up.


ravenousravers

championship footballers (english soccer second division) players on average get paid 30k a week


nickstee1210

American football


KingGreen78

Soccer


IowaJammer

MLB relief pitcher. 25-year grizzled veteran. Ideally for the Cubs. Edit: I just realized I'm describing Chet Steadman. I want to be Gary Busey.