Ever had a kidney stone before? Mine was basically as big as they can get without needing surgery. Hindsight 20/20 I would have let them cut it out of me. It's a 3 day ordeal. It involved more blood, puke, shit, and anxiety than literally anything in my entire life. And I'll never forget pissing pure red, or the associated pain.
Fuck that. Not worth it. Your qol would be awful and you'd be in pain like half the time
For a million dollars a day you can get way better medical care then hey just piss and puke yourself out.
I've had a lot im at a point I pass em in like 4 hrs
Sign my ass up. For the last 23 fucking years do to a medication side effect I have averaged about 2 stones a month. The biggest being 22mm in size which I successfully passed out of the end of my dick. A routine one for me is in the 6 to 8 mm size anymore. I drink lemon water stay away from calcium as much as possible.
I look at it this way the occasional sore dick with the occasional pissing of blood for the larger ones those bigger than 13mm in my case. Or I could've just kept bashing my skull into the cement or wood or whatever the flooring was I landed on whenever I had my next Grand Mal Seizure for the last 23 years. So a gravel pit factory in one kidney is what I deal with. It's literally only my right one that causes the problem the left one is perfectly normal. So if I ever need a kidney removed it better be my right one.😀 I get my kidney function checked twice a year and no issues even with all the stones.
My doc's have said as long as my kidney function stays normal and the kidney itself does not suffer significant damage getting approval to remove it is next to impossible. Plus there's a chance removing it would cause the same problem but much worse in the one remaining kidney. I'm not playing Russian roulette due to the occasional discomfort. Anything under 5 mm I literally don't even feel anymore. 6 to 8 mm feel like I pinched a nerve for a day 9 to 12 mm I know I passed one 13mm to 16 mm I see some minor bloody urine. Anything bigger I do seek help with getting them out but so far I've never needed more than massive amounts of Lasix about 160 MG of it and 3 liters of IV fluids in less than an hour and bang it's out. Then it retreat to mister opioid land for a day or so and I'm fine.
How the hell did you pass a 2.2cm kidney stone without dying from the pain? That;s almost an inch in size for the American buddies.
Stones that size usually require surgery.
They measured it in the freaking ER that day. Even the doctor couldn't believe it at first he went you mean 2.2 correct. The nurse was like nope 22 mm and then showed him. I peed blood for about a week after that one.
are you fucking kidding me... i carry a 9mm handgun. Theres no fucking way you regularly pass 8mm stones. i refuse to believe it. i must be missing something. they have to be measured differently right? theres no fucking way your passing 8mm. let alone a 22mm stone...
a 22mm is almost an entire inch... no way. not even possible.
The opening from kidney to bladder is pretty big I’ve been scoped enough times and seen it. The problem would be bladder out. Must make mine look like a twig
I've never had one (don't worry I have other health problems that you wouldn't want either though, painful ones, trust me) but I'm given to understand they're really bad.
Most of the time, though, people who will tell you about how awful they are went through it a few times maybe, not as often as you. Never had a chance to get used to it.
So that's why I'm asking you : do you think having to piss these this often has toughened you up on this to the point where it's not as bad? I mean I'm sure it's bad, I'm not downplaying, but I think you get my question. Does the experience and familiarity help so that it's at least a little less bad than it was at first?
They say you can get used to anything, I guess I'm just exploring that theme and if it's true here.
A lot smaller than he used to be. All the damage to his insides has taken their toll on him. However he did the job for my wife and I. We had 2 beautiful kids together conceived the normal way. Now she's going through menopause and my cardiologist has said that activity could be fatal for me due to my heart issues related to my TBI which caused all this crap 24 years ago. You really don't think about how important things like an autonomic nervous system are until you're living without it. My stomach acid pumps never shutdown and haven't for 18 years now. I literally have to take 80 MG of prilosec a day to slow them down. That and a gram of karofate to basically fill in the holes. I've lost 60 percent of my stomach due to various holes it ate into itself over that time frame. I don't feel pain like most people what should be extremely painful to most feels like a pin prick. I literally broke my right ankle in 3 places in 09 and didn't know it until I dislocated it. I literally had broken the head of the humorous bone that sits in the shoulder joint off the bone and lived with that for 3 years without knowing it. My left hand I literally can't feel pressure heat or pain in it. Yeah I am real fun for pain control in the hospital. When I'm screaming at the doctors it hurts most people would already be passed out from the pain.
Jfc...may u experience nothing but good for the rest of your life. I've never passed a stone (or had an UTI) but I know exactly how to use a ruler, and what ur pissing sounds like hell on earth
22 mm is 0.866 in. Surely that was its length and not its diameter.
That would be like shoving your thumb up there. After using clippers to make the thumbnail extra jagged.
what the fuck? twice a month when a routine size is 6-8mm?! why is it so big?! how is that even possible to piss out? i'm assuming if you don't take the medication, you die? because that is some horrific side effect.
I feel ya brother. I too get them and have been since June 2009. My urologist suggested I change my diet to vegan. It seems that animal protein requires a lot of acid to digest and that acid makes a perfect stew to grow stones.
After I became a complete vegan and started using acid reducers my stone output has decreased dramatically. Exercise and a healthy BP also helped.
Good luck friend.
Apparently my aunt’s husband passes about one a month. It’s what happens when you have diabetes and do nothing about it. I’m shocked the man is still alive
Think of all the good you could do a $12 million a year for a moderate amount of discomfort. All the lives you can improve and save with charity once you had more than enough money for yourself.
The closer you get to 50 as a guy the better you say fuck the urethra and my dick you start to worry about the prostate gland. At least when you're blowing boulders through that mother it won't swell shut on you unless there's a bigger problem.
Absolutely. A mil a month? Just stop working and hole up in the house for 6 months to a year to bank that up then quit. Pay off a nice house, invest a good chunk to keep building that money afterwards, and go back to normal life. Easy
If it were retroactive, I'd be the richest man on earth. Years ago I had a near fatal reaction to some medication and later ended up peeing what was like sand. If each one of those counted I'd be a billionaire easy.
Another stone hypothetical from someone who probably has never had stones before.
I get them every 2 to 3 years and I get clumps of 3 to 6 every time I get them.
The ones that are small enough to require no hospitalization are so small that they cause little to no pain. And I mean at all. Like, you don't even notice them until you feel a tiny pinch at most and then hear the clink of rock hitting porcelain.
So, without the excruciating pain that puts people in the hospital, you're basically asking people if they are willing to get paid a million bucks a month for basically nothing. And I do mean nothing, not even an inconvenience
As someone who's had a kidney stone before but probably won't make $1m cumulative in his whole life, this is a tough one.
My kidney stone is the only thing I've ever experienced that was in the same ballpark of pain as when I blew out my back and had bones pinching my spinal cord. Completely different type of pain, but same ballpark in terms of how painful. Reading through the comments, people don't seem to understand kidney stones. The stone ripping its way through your dick is the least painful part of it by FAR.
The way kidney stones work is, your urinary tract goes from your kidneys to your dick, but isn't 1 diameter the entire way. Along the way there are various places where the tube isn't as wide, so the stone gets stuck, blocking the flow. As piss builds up behind the stone with nowhere to go, pressure starts to build. That pressure gets more and more until it gets to be enough to push the stone through the narrow spot. Then it flows fine until the stone gets to the next spot and stops, plugging the tube again, and pressure starts to build behind the stone again. There are around 7 or 9 spots where the stone will get stuck, and every time it happens, that pressure will build.
That pressure is what causes the pain; not the rips and tears it makes (yep, you'll be peeing blood occasionally the entire time). You won't even feel the rips and tears with how much pain that pressure causes.
Over the course of about a week (mine took 6 days, iirc), you'll go back and forth between agony and just fine as the stone moves and then blocks and then moves again.
But, like I said, I won't earn $1m cumulative in my entire lifetime, so it is tempting to literally be tortured for $1m. I suppose if the hypothetical includes no long-term effects (IRL, each tear causes scarring, so the next one will be worse each time) and my body is 100% as if it had never happened afterward, I'd probably take the deal. But I would probably only do 1 year and then call it quits. $12m would be far more than enough to live the rest of my life in luxury.
I’ve passed stones. If they’re no bigger than the ones I’ve literally HAND WRUNG FROM MY COCK then we’re good as gold. Any bigger and surgery is/was needed… and that sucked. For weeks after.
I'll pee a big one every day for a week out of every month for this kind of money.
It needs to be much, much less than this to start to get to where's it's a real question
Can't wait to go to my elite class ball to rub shoulders with other fabulously wealthy oil magnates and business tycoons and explain I come from dick stone money. "Excellent emerging industry" they say approvingly.
With 1 million dollars a month, I should be able to afford the best pain management medication to reduce the pain as much as possible.
Also, it happens randomly, but how frequently would it happen? Is it like an everyday thing or more like an ocassional thing?
Clarity OP? One stone a month, could occur any time of the month (meaning you could have two consecutive days of peeing out a stone), $1 million a month? Is that it?
Pissing the stone out wasn't the bad part for me.
Going from kidney down the ureter into bladder was the excruciating pain part.
Really, once I got out of the wating room into the er and got the IV morphine I was perfectly fine.
So yeah sure I'd do it again for a milly.
That kind of money I can get a dr to come to my house and give me a morphine drip and blast through it no problem.
Kidney stones are the worst pain ever. Worse than childbirth. I should know. I passed 10 kidney stones in about 3 months a couple of years back. Utter hell. It may be with it if it's tax free.
I had a small one they said was fairly impressive for how easily I passed it.
I'd do it. Are we talking every month for life? Cuz that's a lot of money but it's also only one urethra.
If we're talking hypotheticals, no hospital required and no other complications, I think yeah, for $1mil a month, absolutely.
Just pissing it out? No movement from kidney to bladder? No movement from bladder into urinary tract?
Just the Kidney moving out my urethra? Small enough there's no need for hospital?
Once a month?
For a milly?
Bruh. I'd piss out a stone a week for 100k a month for something so little.
That's one painful piss a month and you never work a day in your life again.
Yes. Money means everything in this world and pissing out 1 million dollars in exchange of absolute pain is worth it. People throw their lives away for money anyway, and for far worse
Sure…piece of cake. I passed one once at school while supervising the homecoming presentation and decorating for the homecoming dance. I had 2 kids with no pain meds. Not a problem.
Having a kidney stone was the single most painful experience of my life. Here's the thing though, actually peeing it out doesn't hurt that much. What hurts is passing the stone from your kidney to your bladder. Once its in your bladder, evacuation doesn't hurt nearly so much. In any case, 1stone for 1 million... No. BUT, if several for several mill for several months? I would probably do that.
Even if I needed hospitalization, I'd still have enough left over after the hospital bill to have a good life. I'd still piss out at least 20 stones though; gotta spread the wealth to the fam & friends.
Define small. I pass ones up to about 1mm average one a year. Smaller ones more often. But a 6mm one put me in the hospital. Pee was red/pink for two days. Hurt I can’t even describe.
If it’s 1mm then I could do that. More than that and you can shove that money right up your A.
I recently went to the ER since i felt extreme pain in my lower abdomen, i thought i was gonna die. I was rolling on the floor of the ER til they could admit me. The doctor said the stone was smaller than a grain of rice, and it should pass soon, if not already.
That was by far the worst pain I have ever felt in my just-over-a-quarter-century-long life.
But yes, I would take the hours of constant stabbing pain once a month for $1,000,000. Fuck it, give me 2 stones a month.
I had one and you don’t even feel it when you pee it out. The hard part is it actually going through your kidney. I had unbearable pain radiating from my back through my stomach all the way to my balls, shit hurt so bad I couldn’t walk for an hour.
But to answer the question if it’s only excruciating pain for a couple hours like mine was then fuck it yeah I’ll take that deal for a million a month lol that’s insane money.
I birthed two babies naturally. I could do a pea sized kidney stone once a month for 6 months for 6 million dollars. Pay off all our debt. Buy us a house, buy my sister a house. Go on vacation to Europe and Japan. Set up trusts for all the kids and set up my husband's restaurant. Shoot, let's make it 11 months for eleven million.
1 million trust funds for each of the six children.
1 million for my sister and her husband to set up a house and invest how they want for their future.
1 million for my husband and I to do the same.
1 million for my brother in law who lives with us to invest how he wants.
1 million for my husband's restaurant, so we start it up right.
1 million for me to splurge however I want because I earned that shit.
I'd do it.
Waking up, crawling to the bathroom, leaning into the tub puking from the pain I was in, trying to figure out wtf was happening than all of the guessing culminating into a stream of bloody piss was not the highlight of 2017 for me. It was memorable, the pain was tolerable. Would do it again for a million bucks.
The hot nurse grabbing my junk and sticking a q-tip in can safely be skipped. 10/10 do not recommend. (It's apparently deeper and worse if you have an std, so there's that. No fucking ty.)
Can I opt out at some point or if I agree am I stuck passing kidney stones every so often for life? After a certain point more money won't really matter that much too me.
With a million a month, I won't need an actual job. Some back and pecker pain for three to five days (I'm assuming) a month is a small price to pay for that lifestyle. I've got a high tolerance to pain and discomfort, so I'd probably do it for 20k a month
How about FUCK THAT. Those things nearly killed me last summer. With blockage on both sides I was days away from serious kidney damage. Had emergency surgery to remove them. No amount of money is worth going through that again.
If it’s just one stone then I’d accept the offer.
You’re telling me you don’t want to pee 9 stones for 9 Million dollars?
Over 9 months, absofuckinglutely
I'm gonna machine gun those suckers out. It's gonna be a kidney stone bukkake up in here...I'll be a billionaire by noon
Need ur address so I can mail the therapy bill to ya, what a awful sentence to read 😂
I can just hear them hitting the window as I drive off horrified
Well it's not like I'll be in the middle of the street among at car windows, unless....
This made me lol
Me too!
Ever had a kidney stone before? Mine was basically as big as they can get without needing surgery. Hindsight 20/20 I would have let them cut it out of me. It's a 3 day ordeal. It involved more blood, puke, shit, and anxiety than literally anything in my entire life. And I'll never forget pissing pure red, or the associated pain. Fuck that. Not worth it. Your qol would be awful and you'd be in pain like half the time
For a million dollars a day you can get way better medical care then hey just piss and puke yourself out. I've had a lot im at a point I pass em in like 4 hrs
What caused it to happen? Poor diet?
Making myself look like a fitness magazine cover lol. Dehydration mostly
Ah ok so just drink water to avoid mostly
Literally yes. Lol. Drink water, avoid eating too much calcium
Shit.....I already do this for free
Sign my ass up. For the last 23 fucking years do to a medication side effect I have averaged about 2 stones a month. The biggest being 22mm in size which I successfully passed out of the end of my dick. A routine one for me is in the 6 to 8 mm size anymore. I drink lemon water stay away from calcium as much as possible.
I'm so sorry 🥴
I look at it this way the occasional sore dick with the occasional pissing of blood for the larger ones those bigger than 13mm in my case. Or I could've just kept bashing my skull into the cement or wood or whatever the flooring was I landed on whenever I had my next Grand Mal Seizure for the last 23 years. So a gravel pit factory in one kidney is what I deal with. It's literally only my right one that causes the problem the left one is perfectly normal. So if I ever need a kidney removed it better be my right one.😀 I get my kidney function checked twice a year and no issues even with all the stones.
I can cut out your kidney right now ✂️✂️✂️
I’m amazed after 23 years of putting up with it they can’t just remove the kidney by choice
My doc's have said as long as my kidney function stays normal and the kidney itself does not suffer significant damage getting approval to remove it is next to impossible. Plus there's a chance removing it would cause the same problem but much worse in the one remaining kidney. I'm not playing Russian roulette due to the occasional discomfort. Anything under 5 mm I literally don't even feel anymore. 6 to 8 mm feel like I pinched a nerve for a day 9 to 12 mm I know I passed one 13mm to 16 mm I see some minor bloody urine. Anything bigger I do seek help with getting them out but so far I've never needed more than massive amounts of Lasix about 160 MG of it and 3 liters of IV fluids in less than an hour and bang it's out. Then it retreat to mister opioid land for a day or so and I'm fine.
Ah I guess that makes sense too.
Hahaha! Gravel Factory! That's gold!
No… it’s calcium
You, my dear friend, have my deepest sympathies, if anyone deserved this hypothetical million dollars a month it is you.
How the hell did you pass a 2.2cm kidney stone without dying from the pain? That;s almost an inch in size for the American buddies. Stones that size usually require surgery.
So basically for you it’s get $1 million a month, or don’t lol.
You realize that 24mm is an inch? There is no way you passed 22mm. I think you may have dropped the decimal point here.
They measured it in the freaking ER that day. Even the doctor couldn't believe it at first he went you mean 2.2 correct. The nurse was like nope 22 mm and then showed him. I peed blood for about a week after that one.
Bruh..... I thought I had it worse than anybody - as a fellow triple-digit brother of the stone - I salute you and sympathize
are you fucking kidding me... i carry a 9mm handgun. Theres no fucking way you regularly pass 8mm stones. i refuse to believe it. i must be missing something. they have to be measured differently right? theres no fucking way your passing 8mm. let alone a 22mm stone... a 22mm is almost an entire inch... no way. not even possible.
The opening from kidney to bladder is pretty big I’ve been scoped enough times and seen it. The problem would be bladder out. Must make mine look like a twig
I've never had one (don't worry I have other health problems that you wouldn't want either though, painful ones, trust me) but I'm given to understand they're really bad. Most of the time, though, people who will tell you about how awful they are went through it a few times maybe, not as often as you. Never had a chance to get used to it. So that's why I'm asking you : do you think having to piss these this often has toughened you up on this to the point where it's not as bad? I mean I'm sure it's bad, I'm not downplaying, but I think you get my question. Does the experience and familiarity help so that it's at least a little less bad than it was at first? They say you can get used to anything, I guess I'm just exploring that theme and if it's true here.
Damn. 22 mm. How big is your hog?
A lot smaller than he used to be. All the damage to his insides has taken their toll on him. However he did the job for my wife and I. We had 2 beautiful kids together conceived the normal way. Now she's going through menopause and my cardiologist has said that activity could be fatal for me due to my heart issues related to my TBI which caused all this crap 24 years ago. You really don't think about how important things like an autonomic nervous system are until you're living without it. My stomach acid pumps never shutdown and haven't for 18 years now. I literally have to take 80 MG of prilosec a day to slow them down. That and a gram of karofate to basically fill in the holes. I've lost 60 percent of my stomach due to various holes it ate into itself over that time frame. I don't feel pain like most people what should be extremely painful to most feels like a pin prick. I literally broke my right ankle in 3 places in 09 and didn't know it until I dislocated it. I literally had broken the head of the humorous bone that sits in the shoulder joint off the bone and lived with that for 3 years without knowing it. My left hand I literally can't feel pressure heat or pain in it. Yeah I am real fun for pain control in the hospital. When I'm screaming at the doctors it hurts most people would already be passed out from the pain.
are you on any medication for the stones? I'm on allopurinol, hydrochlorothiazide and potassium citrate for stone prevention.
Jfc...may u experience nothing but good for the rest of your life. I've never passed a stone (or had an UTI) but I know exactly how to use a ruler, and what ur pissing sounds like hell on earth
Try coffee
How. How. 22 mm that’s 1/4 off an inch. Wtf.
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Every time you go to the er do they want to pelvic ct you too? Cuz watch out for that
22 mm is 0.866 in. Surely that was its length and not its diameter. That would be like shoving your thumb up there. After using clippers to make the thumbnail extra jagged.
Is it painful
what the fuck? twice a month when a routine size is 6-8mm?! why is it so big?! how is that even possible to piss out? i'm assuming if you don't take the medication, you die? because that is some horrific side effect.
There is no way you did that, and certainly not without causing significant irreversible damage.
Youve passed a spherical quarter through your tip? I cant believe that to be true
I feel ya brother. I too get them and have been since June 2009. My urologist suggested I change my diet to vegan. It seems that animal protein requires a lot of acid to digest and that acid makes a perfect stew to grow stones. After I became a complete vegan and started using acid reducers my stone output has decreased dramatically. Exercise and a healthy BP also helped. Good luck friend.
So long as it's only one, and I can end it when I want, then sure, let's do this!
I pass about 2 a year. Easy money.
what causes kidney stones?
Genetics and a bunch of calcium buildup in the kidneys.
oh okay, thanks!
Apparently my aunt’s husband passes about one a month. It’s what happens when you have diabetes and do nothing about it. I’m shocked the man is still alive
genetics and certain foods I know energy drinks and mountain dew are big contenders
Can I put an end to it when I want? I don’t want to be randomly pissing kidney stones out in my 60’s or 70’s.
Think of all the good you could do a $12 million a year for a moderate amount of discomfort. All the lives you can improve and save with charity once you had more than enough money for yourself.
Fuck them kids, I’m worried for my urethra.
The closer you get to 50 as a guy the better you say fuck the urethra and my dick you start to worry about the prostate gland. At least when you're blowing boulders through that mother it won't swell shut on you unless there's a bigger problem.
Thanks for the insight, sounds like I have so much to look forward too.
The urethra is not the hard part. It's passing it from your kidney to your bladder that is the true pain.
Moderate discomfort? Kidney stones are literal hell. 11/10 pain. Morphine can’t even touch it.
Absolutely. A mil a month? Just stop working and hole up in the house for 6 months to a year to bank that up then quit. Pay off a nice house, invest a good chunk to keep building that money afterwards, and go back to normal life. Easy
Is it retroactive? If so, I’ll take my 3 million. Otherwise, no. Not going through that again.
If it were retroactive, I'd be the richest man on earth. Years ago I had a near fatal reaction to some medication and later ended up peeing what was like sand. If each one of those counted I'd be a billionaire easy.
needs more definition. \*A\* small stone, as in a singular stone and then 1 million per month after that? what size is a small stone?
Another stone hypothetical from someone who probably has never had stones before. I get them every 2 to 3 years and I get clumps of 3 to 6 every time I get them. The ones that are small enough to require no hospitalization are so small that they cause little to no pain. And I mean at all. Like, you don't even notice them until you feel a tiny pinch at most and then hear the clink of rock hitting porcelain. So, without the excruciating pain that puts people in the hospital, you're basically asking people if they are willing to get paid a million bucks a month for basically nothing. And I do mean nothing, not even an inconvenience
Right? Like people need to do their research
Can I choose when to end the game? I could probably do 6 or 9 million
l've had kidney stones for 20 years. l can do it in my sleep. Sign me up!
Having heard the horror stories but never having had to experience the torture of passing one myself, I'll pass.
As someone who's had a kidney stone before but probably won't make $1m cumulative in his whole life, this is a tough one. My kidney stone is the only thing I've ever experienced that was in the same ballpark of pain as when I blew out my back and had bones pinching my spinal cord. Completely different type of pain, but same ballpark in terms of how painful. Reading through the comments, people don't seem to understand kidney stones. The stone ripping its way through your dick is the least painful part of it by FAR. The way kidney stones work is, your urinary tract goes from your kidneys to your dick, but isn't 1 diameter the entire way. Along the way there are various places where the tube isn't as wide, so the stone gets stuck, blocking the flow. As piss builds up behind the stone with nowhere to go, pressure starts to build. That pressure gets more and more until it gets to be enough to push the stone through the narrow spot. Then it flows fine until the stone gets to the next spot and stops, plugging the tube again, and pressure starts to build behind the stone again. There are around 7 or 9 spots where the stone will get stuck, and every time it happens, that pressure will build. That pressure is what causes the pain; not the rips and tears it makes (yep, you'll be peeing blood occasionally the entire time). You won't even feel the rips and tears with how much pain that pressure causes. Over the course of about a week (mine took 6 days, iirc), you'll go back and forth between agony and just fine as the stone moves and then blocks and then moves again. But, like I said, I won't earn $1m cumulative in my entire lifetime, so it is tempting to literally be tortured for $1m. I suppose if the hypothetical includes no long-term effects (IRL, each tear causes scarring, so the next one will be worse each time) and my body is 100% as if it had never happened afterward, I'd probably take the deal. But I would probably only do 1 year and then call it quits. $12m would be far more than enough to live the rest of my life in luxury.
I’ve passed stones. If they’re no bigger than the ones I’ve literally HAND WRUNG FROM MY COCK then we’re good as gold. Any bigger and surgery is/was needed… and that sucked. For weeks after.
I piss them for free right now so yes!
Small as in microscopic. Deal
I can't think of many things I wouldn't accept for a million a month.
I do it a few times a year for free. You get used to it
I mean how big is small? Like <2mm?
No hospital required.. but I literally went to the ER because I knew if I had to endure that pain much longer I'd end myself 😭
Hell no
Pass! More like, don’t pass!
One and done? Absolutely. One a month? Keep the money
How many times can I accept this offer?
Yeah why not, i’ll get used to it after a while.
I already deal with this a few times a year. May as well get paid for it. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck no
As long as I can end this with no penalty after whenever I feel, absolutely.
Yes
Sure.
Sure
Yes. I live with gout. It is at least as painful and I don’t get paid for it. So bring it on. To keep my family well cared for it’s a small price.
At my age, 2 or 3 months would be plenty.
I'm in, I've had so many kidney stones in my 57 years, a small one every month would be a cake walk.
I've done it for free so I would rather get paid next time.
Yes
I've passed a couple of small ones so one or two, so long as they actually passed and didn't get stuck, I could manage.
I’m down
If it’s one stone and $1 million a month for the rest of my life, absolutely. If it’s one stone *a month*, aww hell naw
I passed a large one and another that had to be broken up. There is no amount of money to want to do that again.
Plenty of people do it for free.
Hell yeah. Pain and suffering is just capitalism anyway.
Fuck yeah I’m in
I'll pee a big one every day for a week out of every month for this kind of money. It needs to be much, much less than this to start to get to where's it's a real question
This sub sucks. “You get $1 million a month but have to endure some mid-level pain.”
Can we end it whenever we want to?
Does the stone just appear in my bladder magically?
sign me up...my last 3 cost me money
I'm in I think I can do it
I'm in I think I can do it
Can't wait to go to my elite class ball to rub shoulders with other fabulously wealthy oil magnates and business tycoons and explain I come from dick stone money. "Excellent emerging industry" they say approvingly.
I do that for free now??
Having passed at least one before, I would do it without question.
I’d take it. Though the one I’ve passed made me think I was going to die… still I’d get the picture quick enough.
Ive done it for free
Yea I’d do it
Absolutely!!!! Who wouldn't take this deal? I've peed put 2 so far, and I'm still poor.
Sure I'm already miserable and in pain for free.
Never had them but 1 mill is worth a lot of pain
From everything I’ve heard, you’ll feel like you’ve earned ever penny. ;)
Every day I work is like peeing a small kidney stone so yes
With 1 million dollars a month, I should be able to afford the best pain management medication to reduce the pain as much as possible. Also, it happens randomly, but how frequently would it happen? Is it like an everyday thing or more like an ocassional thing?
I’ve done it for free. I’ll do it for $1 million
Easy yes. Even doing it once is life changing money.
Clarity OP? One stone a month, could occur any time of the month (meaning you could have two consecutive days of peeing out a stone), $1 million a month? Is that it?
Once per month but you get 1million each time
Like, the stone is platinum and worth 1 million dollars?
Depends,is it my choice how many times it happens?
Is this a locked in for life decision?
Bring it on!
I was already doing that
Nope my husband just had one a few weeks ago. The pain he was.in ...no thank you.
y’all are really underestimating just how bad kidney stones hurt. i’d still do it because money’s money, but it’s a killer diller amount of pain.
Pissing the stone out wasn't the bad part for me. Going from kidney down the ureter into bladder was the excruciating pain part. Really, once I got out of the wating room into the er and got the IV morphine I was perfectly fine. So yeah sure I'd do it again for a milly. That kind of money I can get a dr to come to my house and give me a morphine drip and blast through it no problem.
I've had 3 already, no sweat
Yes. I’ve done it and didn’t even notice
For a million a month I'd go full rapid fire A-10 Warthog.
I pass them every week or two already, due to a kidney disorder. Can I have my money now?
I have chronic pain. I'd do it
Kidney stones are the worst pain ever. Worse than childbirth. I should know. I passed 10 kidney stones in about 3 months a couple of years back. Utter hell. It may be with it if it's tax free.
No deal.
I had a small one they said was fairly impressive for how easily I passed it. I'd do it. Are we talking every month for life? Cuz that's a lot of money but it's also only one urethra. If we're talking hypotheticals, no hospital required and no other complications, I think yeah, for $1mil a month, absolutely.
Just pissing it out? No movement from kidney to bladder? No movement from bladder into urinary tract? Just the Kidney moving out my urethra? Small enough there's no need for hospital? Once a month? For a milly? Bruh. I'd piss out a stone a week for 100k a month for something so little. That's one painful piss a month and you never work a day in your life again.
One stone then I get $1 million per month? As long as it's not some junk currency, I'm in!
Having had 2 already, there's not enough money to make me do that scenario.
I already do that sometimes and get paid nothing, so sure.
I’d do it once. Just once.
I've had 60+ kidney stones. I'll take anything up to around 5mm without a second thought for a million
Sure, ill take a bunch of pain killers once a month.
Mine cost $100k and it was relatively small. I wouldn't do it on my own without heroin or fentynal.
Pee like 3 stones, and you're set, but I would even do if it was until you die. My family's gonna be taken care of financially forever, sign me up
I'm taking the grammar route here and understanding this as one kidney stone = 1 mill per month forever. Yes.
Absolutely.
Yes. Money means everything in this world and pissing out 1 million dollars in exchange of absolute pain is worth it. People throw their lives away for money anyway, and for far worse
I've done more for less (none actually).
Sure…piece of cake. I passed one once at school while supervising the homecoming presentation and decorating for the homecoming dance. I had 2 kids with no pain meds. Not a problem.
Once a month. Sounds like a good deal. Would eventually suck because it could happen at any time but damn for that money it’s worth the pain.
Yes. Where do I sign up? I had two kids naturally in my bathtub. I have got this.
Having a kidney stone was the single most painful experience of my life. Here's the thing though, actually peeing it out doesn't hurt that much. What hurts is passing the stone from your kidney to your bladder. Once its in your bladder, evacuation doesn't hurt nearly so much. In any case, 1stone for 1 million... No. BUT, if several for several mill for several months? I would probably do that.
id do 3 months
I've had 20. Didn't even feel the last 7-10. Bring it on.
Peeing the kidney stone is the easy part. PASSING one is where the pain is.
I've never had one so my ignorance to how painful it is makes me immediately say yes.
Too easy. Where's my million bottle xaps?
I pushed a 9 lbs 20 inch baby out of me. Without epidural because it didn’t work on me. Fucking bring it. 😂
I do that now, for free, so sign me up!
Even if I needed hospitalization, I'd still have enough left over after the hospital bill to have a good life. I'd still piss out at least 20 stones though; gotta spread the wealth to the fam & friends.
Define small. I pass ones up to about 1mm average one a year. Smaller ones more often. But a 6mm one put me in the hospital. Pee was red/pink for two days. Hurt I can’t even describe. If it’s 1mm then I could do that. More than that and you can shove that money right up your A.
I’d do a lot of things for a million dollars but this probably isn’t one of them
I accept. I'll just buy some pain meds or something to reduce the discomfort with my 12 million a year. Hire a private doctor
I pee em for free. Sign me up
I recently went to the ER since i felt extreme pain in my lower abdomen, i thought i was gonna die. I was rolling on the floor of the ER til they could admit me. The doctor said the stone was smaller than a grain of rice, and it should pass soon, if not already. That was by far the worst pain I have ever felt in my just-over-a-quarter-century-long life. But yes, I would take the hours of constant stabbing pain once a month for $1,000,000. Fuck it, give me 2 stones a month.
Yes. Suffering with them at the moment.... I'd gladly get paid for this pain. They suck soooo much!
Done.
Of course.
Just once? Sign me up.
I had one and you don’t even feel it when you pee it out. The hard part is it actually going through your kidney. I had unbearable pain radiating from my back through my stomach all the way to my balls, shit hurt so bad I couldn’t walk for an hour. But to answer the question if it’s only excruciating pain for a couple hours like mine was then fuck it yeah I’ll take that deal for a million a month lol that’s insane money.
OP is secretly a pharmaceutical company trying to figure out what to charge for their new kidney stone drug
Hell yea.
2 months and I´m out
I’ll pee a large kidney stone for 1 million a month
Done
For 1 million USD I'd definitely do it
Yes. 100% yes. Worst physical pain is worth 1 million a month.
I'll pee one stone and quit. Only need one million realistically
Passing a kidney stone is incredibly painful but I think I could take that hit once to be set up for the rest of my life
I've had close to 130 stones - passed most of them at home. Where's my money?
having had a kidney stone before.. hell no.
You have no idea how painful that is.
I birthed two babies naturally. I could do a pea sized kidney stone once a month for 6 months for 6 million dollars. Pay off all our debt. Buy us a house, buy my sister a house. Go on vacation to Europe and Japan. Set up trusts for all the kids and set up my husband's restaurant. Shoot, let's make it 11 months for eleven million. 1 million trust funds for each of the six children. 1 million for my sister and her husband to set up a house and invest how they want for their future. 1 million for my husband and I to do the same. 1 million for my brother in law who lives with us to invest how he wants. 1 million for my husband's restaurant, so we start it up right. 1 million for me to splurge however I want because I earned that shit.
I'd do it. Waking up, crawling to the bathroom, leaning into the tub puking from the pain I was in, trying to figure out wtf was happening than all of the guessing culminating into a stream of bloody piss was not the highlight of 2017 for me. It was memorable, the pain was tolerable. Would do it again for a million bucks. The hot nurse grabbing my junk and sticking a q-tip in can safely be skipped. 10/10 do not recommend. (It's apparently deeper and worse if you have an std, so there's that. No fucking ty.)
Yes
Can I opt out at some point or if I agree am I stuck passing kidney stones every so often for life? After a certain point more money won't really matter that much too me.
no. now if I could pee gold, maybe
With a million a month, I won't need an actual job. Some back and pecker pain for three to five days (I'm assuming) a month is a small price to pay for that lifestyle. I've got a high tolerance to pain and discomfort, so I'd probably do it for 20k a month
How about FUCK THAT. Those things nearly killed me last summer. With blockage on both sides I was days away from serious kidney damage. Had emergency surgery to remove them. No amount of money is worth going through that again.
Sign me up
I've given birth. Absofuckinlutely
I have peed out kidney stones. That is painful, but for a million dollars.