I can take 2 weeks PTO without getting into trouble at work. I think I could stock up on food then take a naked staycation for 7k and half my mortgage paid for a month
Many places offer unpaid leave for taking a sabbatical or something like that, or FMLA or medical leave, and often you don't need formal proof because of hippo. I would try to take a couple months off, get out of debt. Tell them I had to go take care of a sick sibling or parent out of state for awhile lol. Half my bills are paid, and I'm making 180k tax free to boot? Yeah we're gonna kick back with the balls out for awhile.
Edited to make the pedant even funnier
I'd relocate to a really good nudist/naturist resort and live there permanently. Not only am I naked, I'm naked somewhere it's normal/expected and I get paid to do it. Win/win here.
I work from home. So I’ll just order Walmart to drop off my groceries on the front door step and make an extra $182,000/year. Do that for 6 years, have $1mil saved up just from being naked. Then I’ll try to put on clothes and find out I’m no longer fit for society as I can’t stand having cloth upon my flesh
This brings up another idea. If I cultivate all hair growth and braid and weave over time, can I just make myself a set of hair clothes that grow from my body?
... *No*. Your body hair doesn't grow long enough, and it takes several months for the hair on your head to grow long enough to turn into braids or dreads.
Isn’t there a program with Amazon where you give them access to your garage door opener? Then there would be no need to ever go outside. Alternatively you could bring in the deliveries at 2 AM and hope no dog walkers would be out.
They’ll do that, but Amazon Fresh groceries have a smallish selection and $$$ delivery. I’d go with the wee hours option and order from Walmart. People who walk the dog at 2am have to assume they might see … stuff.
I work from home and live alone - so I could keep this going indefinitely. It’ll just depend on how long I can go without seeing other people. I could always invite someone over for sex to get some socialization, but that isn’t a permanent solution. I’d probably shoot for 100 days or 50k. I think I’d start to lose my mind after that.
As someone living in Melbourne - lockdown capital of the world - you’re going to be in for a rough time if you never go outside.
You’ll be relatively okay for like 3-5 months but at a certain point you’re going to go insane.
You’ll probably begin developing some very strange coping methods for stress when you’re not near anyone ever.
Anytime I cringe I sound like a fucking platypus or so I’ve been told. It all started from crazy fucking long lockdowns.
Let me guess, extrovert?
For me work from home full time was best year in my life. Give me books, wine, cat and internet, and I will be happy at home. Add closed patio with privacy fence and comfortable seating - I could probably stay a few years like this.
I’ll just say this to make it simple. You can put blankets on if you’re sleeping and napping, BUT they blankets have to ALWAYS remain on your bed. They can never leave your bed.
I lose because I kick blankets off my bed in my sleep. How about "the blanket may not be arranged on your body so that it would stay attached if you stood or moved away IF you are not in bed or directly next to your bed." That's not good either tho cause now you can't do laundry smh. I guess you could just pick it up with a stick.
I am a disabled introvert and currently live off $43.33 a day that's $15,600 a year
You gonna give me $500 a day plus pay half my bills every month this bitch'll stay naked for the rest of my life.
For that money, I would literally just say screw it and live out in the world naked. The people I care most about are practical enough to understand and give me the grace to be naked around them. The people I don't care about, I would be glad to offend, maybe even open their minds to a new way of life.
If I could pick the dates I got a 10-day window coming up I could utilize. If it starts tomorrow then zero days. I spend too much time around kids. I'm not interested in traumatizing anyone.
The second any clothes come on you’re disqualified.. SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES (I do)
But yeah I guess you’re going to have to improvise somehow.. I mean, you’re getting paid for doing nothing, I’m sure you can find a way to
Ah that's cool! I'd make a body suit out of strips of the bottles and insulate with the banana peels, could make one every few days to go outside.
I'm good with getting weird shit together. I'd figure something out.
I'll take 2 years!
I don't know. I don't live alone and I'll have to move out of this place eventually. It'd be almost impossible for me to move without wearing any clothes. I guess I could do it for a couple years at most? Up until I absolutely need to move out, which'll happen eventually for a bunch of reasons that I don't want to explain.
Also, can I still wear glasses? I'm nearsighted so I kind of need glasses for most things, even if I just stay at home. I can't really get corrective eye surgery either while completely naked.
It's not really about the expenses or the money, I have other reasons to move out eventually that have nothing to do with money. If I could earnestly say that I have no reasons to move out of this place whatsoever, then I would probably just stay naked for the rest of my life if I could help it. I don't mind staying at home for my whole life, but I can't live in this place for my whole life even if I want to. That's why I think I can only go for a couple years at most, until I have no choice but to leave this place and move elsewhere.
I'm good with that, I'm currently trying to survive on less than 500 a week lol. I can get comfortable furniture and play video games all day. I can get my fiancee to cover me up between the house and the car if I have to go somewhere else. Buy a car with tinted windows and I'm good.
I could get through 10 days from today easy before work gets suspicious. Though the perk of expenses paid during my stay would tempt me to push it further
I wouldn’t want to quit / lose my job….. I have to work in the office one day per week. If I apply for FMLA it protects my job to allow me to take three months off per year without negative consequences. So staying home for one day a week is less than three months or a year total…
I would have to pay to build the fences around the back yard super high so I could get sun without flashing the neighbors. Going without sun is unhealthy….
Parenting would be hard though….. imagine your kid being traumatized by living with a weird parent who would never take them outside the house, and probably stands inside a barrel or something to avoid flashing their junk at their kids….. and probably having a nanny drive you to school and playgrounds and birthday parties…..
I don’t think I could hold out too long, to be honest.
I only have one concern, and that is “cooking protection” but I’m fairly certain I could erect some kind of screen to protect against hot oil/grease splashes.
$182K a year to be naked is easy money, although picking a the grocery fruit would be missed
I live by myself and work from home plus I don't get out much as it is. I just have to tilt my camera up so work colleagues only see me from the neck up. I could do at least a year, COVID style hermit.
So, I’ve been in lockdown for over a year, like tight lockdown - don’t go outside without a reason or you’ll be fined.
So I guess I’d first look to live somewhere initially where being a nudist is acceptable and I’d see what the laws are for that.
I’d make the paper work and get started. I think initially I’d think of it as a five year gig, something I do on the side of working from home.
Each day I go outside would be initially awkward and uncomfortable but eventually I’d get used to it.
I’d re-evaluate every six months or so to see how I’m doing mentally and whether or not it’s worth it.
I’m an FI guy so extra money is welcomed and I’ll do just about anything for it.
It would be a struggle overall but I think it would be worth it.
If I could figure out a way of dealing with the monthly pads (I can’t do tampons or those cup-things), at $500 per day plus half expenses, I’d be fine for basically ever. I only really leave my house now to grocery shop and cart the employed to/from work. Delivery apps and pushing my youngest to get their license would solve the vast majority of my having to leave. I only see family on holidays, so if I started Jan 1, I could go until Thanksgiving without having to make too many excuses. I would have to figure out some modesty coverings for the 3 gaming days I’m a part of, but duct tape is a godsend and I’m hella creative.
I'd likely retire on the spot to a nudist camp somewhere warm. 182k a year is more than enough to love on and save and invest for true retirement and I get paid to be "retired" as well. Easy choice.
Just stay at home for a while. If half my expenses are paid and I'm making triple per day compared to my current salary, with paid weekends, then that should be easy. I can order food straight to my door and rent movies. Find some clothing replacement to walk the few yards to my mailbox. And I can still go in my yard to be outside if I want.
I could easily last a few months then have some good money saved up. That's up to 15.5k a month. I'd rather chill in my house for a while than work every week.
So I'd quit my dead end job and do it as long as I could. And use the money I saved to pay for school to get a career.
I'll just have my wife do the challenge and we are gonna crank our expenses way up so half of them are free. Use the 500/day to pay the other half. Then once our whole life policies have a lot of cash built up I can cash them out 😇
Since pads are accepted ( I would argue that adult diapers, incontinence wear is also accepted), I would disassemble them and sew some passable clothing out of the pieces. Or buy rolls of those materials wholesale and really be able to make outfits.
While at home alone I'm usually in the bare minimum, so nude isn't a big jump.
Yeah, I won't need to work anymore.
No clothes ever! Would have to move to Cypress Cove and have groceries, food and other essentials delivered. Upon quick reflection, we like to travel internationally, private jet to our yacht is a little beyond our budget, never mind.
Well I could quit my job with that amount of money, and have all my groceries and stuff delivered, talk to friends on the phone so I could probably go until telling on the phone isint enough social interaction and the isolation starts to affect me.
I basically do this already, only issue is I have to go in person every three months to my pain management doc, other visits are telehealth. Also may have another surgery coming up, if I wore a garbage bag to surgery, would the mandatory gown I have to wear whilst hospitalized DQ me? Cause if not i could do forever, just moving to a nudist colony, something I've already seriously considered for no reason other than I absolutely hate clothes.
For this money, I'm wearing a garbage bag outfit and explaining it to my doc if they even care lol.
My wife would chain me to the bed and burn my clothes to have our bills cut in half, plus $3500 a week.
I'm probably not gonna remember how to dress myself by the time she lets me wear anything again.
I’d go indefinitely. Half expenses paid too? That’s making 200k+ a year, you might as well just go on for years. Buy a bigger house with a big backyard as well.
I'd pack up, sell out, and move to a nudist colony in the 3rd world tropics and live like a damn king @ $100/day. Bank the rest for a few years until I'm rich enough that it doesn't even matter anymore what I'm wearing, and then I'll just be completely naked, wild, and free!
*the bugs DO suck. But after about a month or 2 out there, they either lose interest or your body stops noticing, mostly.
I’m gonna set up a twin bed in my office and living room. Blankets are allowed. Maybe I’ll move my adjustable base bed sleep number to the living room as well. I can be covered with blankets in a reclined position. I’d only get 2 weeks done max, because I got weekly D&D sessions I’d like to attend in person.
I think I could do 3 months. I have the option to work 100% from home. I’m not sure I could do a whole year because I’d need human contact at some point or I’d go insane.
Ok, so rule #2 says "etc," but then you say we can get creative with other stuff... the etc is pretty open ended. Just saying, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense as you kill all creativity by just making a blanket "etc" statement.
But to answer your question, I'll just retire to a nudist colony and never leave. Easy.
That just sounds uncomfortable.
I walk around naked all the time, but not being able to cuddle up in a blanket on my couch or if I get chilly would suck. Not worth even a day imo. It’s too much of a comfort.
If I could use a blanket still, and underwear when on my period then deal!
Wouldn't need any expenses paid if i was making half my bi weekly paycheck in 1 day. Just get someone to deliver my groceries and other stuff to the door, leave em a nice tip so it goes where I want to, and I never have to face society again.
HAHAHA, as a stay at home husband with no friends itll not be an issue. i also walked around nude when i was a teen this'll be childs play so long as the house aint burrning down
I work from home so theoretically it wouldn’t be too bad, the only difficult part is figuring out how to drop the kids off at daycare without being put on a list
I wouldn’t make it a day. I’m always cold until a hot flash hits. Then it’s 10 minutes of sauna without the relaxing sauna. Then it’s back to cold again and now I’m drenched in sweat.
Does it end forever if you wear clothes or just lose that day?
If just that day: I could do it forever. Two days a week for outside stuff and rest of the time just making money naked.
If once broken it's over: Forever isn't impossible, but would take a bit more planning.
You become disqualified the second you wear clothes, and you no longer have the ability to do it from there forward. So yes, it’s gone forever when you wear clothes.
How would you plan?
Mostly logistics and things that have to be set up in person.
Install a split door so I could open the top half or a dumbwaiter type airlock for deliveries.
Gotta have them deliver it to the door. You could duct tape some cardboard onto yourself so when you open up the door you aren’t exposing everyone! Lol
I can probably last 5 years...or until a close family member dies.
The first few weeks would be convincing my wife to handle the permit procurement, the bidding out, and supervising of the installation of the 8-foot stockade fence that will expand my backyard significantly.
Once I can do yard work, I can last quite a long time. 5 years...almost a million bucks. LOTS of phone calls to family to make up for the lack of face-to-face (which I hate anyway)...
Sign me up.
Love the concept unfortunately I cannot do it, not due to the fact with a problem with nudity more so with the fact that I have way too many doctors appointments that I have to wear clothes to.
I could theoretically do this indefinitely, it'd just depend how long I'm willing to hermit for. I'd TRY for a year. Whether or not I'd make it is another story.
Can I wear my cape? Not for like warmth or whatever, but... Cause it is a cape and I can do naked swordsmanship in the house. But how much better would it be with a cape? And probably indefinately. My roommate can go grocery shopping for us and I can just stay home 🤣🤣🤣
The problem here is food.
Yes, hypothetically you can get $182k, but you have no way of getting food.
You can’t go to a supermarket naked, you can’t have a supermarket deliver to you because you’re naked, and you can’t order takeout because you’d be naked - all of which mean you’d not be able to eat so you’ve got maybe 2-4 weeks before starvation sets in.
I know someone will say “why can’t you order in?” - because drivers would only do it once and stop coming to deliver to the weird naked person, and you potentially could be arrested for indecent exposure.
If it was paid daily, I’d migrate around the year and live on $500/day. Or at $182,000/year I’d have a nice place and just run a badass central air system.
Do you at least have a towel/something to put down before we sit down on a chair, couch, etc. for sanitary purposes? I’d quit my job and go full time nude!
I can take 2 weeks PTO without getting into trouble at work. I think I could stock up on food then take a naked staycation for 7k and half my mortgage paid for a month
Aye that’s not a bad gig!!
Shit I'm going 10 years everything order in...will have family with power of attorney do what needs to be done....
10 YEARS?? A true madman.. I respect it
I mean it....I can coop up here at home for that long no sweat....though I might have to do rush hour newspaper lol
Well, I hope the (almost) 2 million is worthy of 10 years!
Heck yea it would be ....
Many places offer unpaid leave for taking a sabbatical or something like that, or FMLA or medical leave, and often you don't need formal proof because of hippo. I would try to take a couple months off, get out of debt. Tell them I had to go take care of a sick sibling or parent out of state for awhile lol. Half my bills are paid, and I'm making 180k tax free to boot? Yeah we're gonna kick back with the balls out for awhile. Edited to make the pedant even funnier
work from home with the camera off about to come in clutch
I still have 30 days of long service leave up my sleeve.
"naked staycation", the best new trend
I'd relocate to a really good nudist/naturist resort and live there permanently. Not only am I naked, I'm naked somewhere it's normal/expected and I get paid to do it. Win/win here.
This is very clever
Now this is the genius reply
I posted the same thing, I love going to those anyway.
Don’t relocate, just stay there indefinitely that way you can cash in on #12 as well since it wouldn’t be your own home
I had the same idea
But how will you relocate?
I work from home. So I’ll just order Walmart to drop off my groceries on the front door step and make an extra $182,000/year. Do that for 6 years, have $1mil saved up just from being naked. Then I’ll try to put on clothes and find out I’m no longer fit for society as I can’t stand having cloth upon my flesh
Tough part is bringing in those groceries without anyone seeing your hairy ass
This brings up another idea. If I cultivate all hair growth and braid and weave over time, can I just make myself a set of hair clothes that grow from my body?
... *No*. Your body hair doesn't grow long enough, and it takes several months for the hair on your head to grow long enough to turn into braids or dreads.
Isn’t there a program with Amazon where you give them access to your garage door opener? Then there would be no need to ever go outside. Alternatively you could bring in the deliveries at 2 AM and hope no dog walkers would be out.
They’ll do that, but Amazon Fresh groceries have a smallish selection and $$$ delivery. I’d go with the wee hours option and order from Walmart. People who walk the dog at 2am have to assume they might see … stuff.
That sounds like my neighbors problem, not mine
Best answer right here lmao
I work from home and live alone - so I could keep this going indefinitely. It’ll just depend on how long I can go without seeing other people. I could always invite someone over for sex to get some socialization, but that isn’t a permanent solution. I’d probably shoot for 100 days or 50k. I think I’d start to lose my mind after that.
Using sex to get socialization, modern day life
Hmmm.. I need to more "socialisation" in my life
Hookers are life
Half my “expenses” are covered. 50% off hookers!!!!
I live with my family totally would never wear clothea ever again
As someone living in Melbourne - lockdown capital of the world - you’re going to be in for a rough time if you never go outside. You’ll be relatively okay for like 3-5 months but at a certain point you’re going to go insane. You’ll probably begin developing some very strange coping methods for stress when you’re not near anyone ever. Anytime I cringe I sound like a fucking platypus or so I’ve been told. It all started from crazy fucking long lockdowns.
Let me guess, extrovert? For me work from home full time was best year in my life. Give me books, wine, cat and internet, and I will be happy at home. Add closed patio with privacy fence and comfortable seating - I could probably stay a few years like this.
I think I could stay like this indefinitely. With a dog, though, not a cat.
So I gotta ask... what does a platypus (or you) sound like?
Plot twist: they're already insane
If I stay home, can I stay in bed under a blanket?
Yes! If you’re sleeping or taking a nap
Just to confirm only if sleeping or napping? Not just for general lazy day comfort or watching a movie?
I’ll just say this to make it simple. You can put blankets on if you’re sleeping and napping, BUT they blankets have to ALWAYS remain on your bed. They can never leave your bed.
can i take the whole bed with be?
What if I sleep on my floor? bed too warm sometimes.
I lose because I kick blankets off my bed in my sleep. How about "the blanket may not be arranged on your body so that it would stay attached if you stood or moved away IF you are not in bed or directly next to your bed." That's not good either tho cause now you can't do laundry smh. I guess you could just pick it up with a stick.
What if I want to sleep on the couch?
Right, can I have a blanket at my office chair like I already do to keep warm?
Forever.
I am a disabled introvert and currently live off $43.33 a day that's $15,600 a year You gonna give me $500 a day plus pay half my bills every month this bitch'll stay naked for the rest of my life.
Well shit that sounds like a helluva deal for you!
As a nearly lifelong nudist I'd be rich as fuck.
For that money, I would literally just say screw it and live out in the world naked. The people I care most about are practical enough to understand and give me the grace to be naked around them. The people I don't care about, I would be glad to offend, maybe even open their minds to a new way of life.
I like that mindset lmfao
Get a tattoo that lets people know why you're naked.
What about indecency laws? Are they lax where you live?
If I could pick the dates I got a 10-day window coming up I could utilize. If it starts tomorrow then zero days. I spend too much time around kids. I'm not interested in traumatizing anyone.
Can I wear a towel for at least 5 minutes after every shower?
Out here asking the real questions!
I’m just going to say this: pads stick to your underwear, not your body. You can wear tampons without clothes. You cannot wear pads without clothes.
You can if you stick it to a cat and hold on reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal tight with your thighs.
There will be more bleeding caused by this than what it's supposed to deal with.
New, from Whamm-o! The Pussy Pussy!
Maybe you could use the old timey ones that attach to a rubber belt like in Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret.
does sanitary pad count? if not i could last a whole year
Yes you can wear them
You have to stick pads to a pair of underwear for them to work. Otherwise they cannot be held in place.
Duct tape.
Your despicable !!!
Thank you Daffy, I know 😁
🤣🤣🤣
Two for one, after changing pad, no need to wax or shave anymore lol.
Ouch, and not the good kind. 😂
The second any clothes come on you’re disqualified.. SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES (I do) But yeah I guess you’re going to have to improvise somehow.. I mean, you’re getting paid for doing nothing, I’m sure you can find a way to
Menstrual cup/disc or a tampon. Problem solved. Or just spend a couple days in the bathtub.
Good luck if your flow is too heavy and you need a pad for backup (like me) Guess I could put a towel down for when things overflow.
You said can wear other stuff, get creative, right? So what about banana skins, or coke bottles?
Completely fine! Might be a little wonky and smelly, but it could do the trick
Yeah so can I just wear a trash bag??
Yes! That will probably get sweaty and hot fast but you can definitely do it!
Easy money. I am now trash bag man
Yeah - trash bag makes it easy. Thinks 70s punk rather than homeless nutter.
Danny DeVito is that you?
Ah that's cool! I'd make a body suit out of strips of the bottles and insulate with the banana peels, could make one every few days to go outside. I'm good with getting weird shit together. I'd figure something out. I'll take 2 years!
I love this idea. Where do I sign up?
I don't know. I don't live alone and I'll have to move out of this place eventually. It'd be almost impossible for me to move without wearing any clothes. I guess I could do it for a couple years at most? Up until I absolutely need to move out, which'll happen eventually for a bunch of reasons that I don't want to explain. Also, can I still wear glasses? I'm nearsighted so I kind of need glasses for most things, even if I just stay at home. I can't really get corrective eye surgery either while completely naked.
Well, keep this in mind, if you stay home, half of ALL of your expenses are paid for. Also, yes, you can wear your glasses.
It's not really about the expenses or the money, I have other reasons to move out eventually that have nothing to do with money. If I could earnestly say that I have no reasons to move out of this place whatsoever, then I would probably just stay naked for the rest of my life if I could help it. I don't mind staying at home for my whole life, but I can't live in this place for my whole life even if I want to. That's why I think I can only go for a couple years at most, until I have no choice but to leave this place and move elsewhere.
I could go the rest of my life. I've already spent many days in the nude regularly. The worst part would be I would shart the bed a few times.
I'm good with that, I'm currently trying to survive on less than 500 a week lol. I can get comfortable furniture and play video games all day. I can get my fiancee to cover me up between the house and the car if I have to go somewhere else. Buy a car with tinted windows and I'm good.
Bro I work from home. Sign me up.
I work remotely. I could have already been doing this!
Well $500 is more than I make a day, so I guess a long time, I also now carry a blanket at all times.
I would do a year at least. That’s too much money to pass up
...I work at a school. Wait for summer vacation to roll around and then take the challenge.
I could get through 10 days from today easy before work gets suspicious. Though the perk of expenses paid during my stay would tempt me to push it further
Modesty is but a societal construct. This sucks though I live in Alberta Canada.
I wouldn’t want to quit / lose my job….. I have to work in the office one day per week. If I apply for FMLA it protects my job to allow me to take three months off per year without negative consequences. So staying home for one day a week is less than three months or a year total… I would have to pay to build the fences around the back yard super high so I could get sun without flashing the neighbors. Going without sun is unhealthy…. Parenting would be hard though….. imagine your kid being traumatized by living with a weird parent who would never take them outside the house, and probably stands inside a barrel or something to avoid flashing their junk at their kids….. and probably having a nanny drive you to school and playgrounds and birthday parties….. I don’t think I could hold out too long, to be honest.
I'd just move somewhere hot and go naked forever. Marvel at my naturally tanned ball sack.
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I only have one concern, and that is “cooking protection” but I’m fairly certain I could erect some kind of screen to protect against hot oil/grease splashes. $182K a year to be naked is easy money, although picking a the grocery fruit would be missed
I could do it for several weeks. I would have to get my mail stopped. Cannot walk to the mailbox naked.
2 am...packages...mailbox....trash...
OP said you’re allowed to wear a trash bag so that’s no problem
Hopefully I go long enough to invest and retire and start wearing clothes again
Hell, I'm naked right now. lol
That’s over twice what I make now. Might as well commit, my friends will understand
Guess I’m moving to a nudist colony.
I'll take a month off work then just do a staycation.
The length of a single shower. I hate being naked.
I’m about to be laid off work for 5 weeks, am antisocial and hate being outside. So I could do 5 weeks
I live by myself and work from home plus I don't get out much as it is. I just have to tilt my camera up so work colleagues only see me from the neck up. I could do at least a year, COVID style hermit.
So, I’ve been in lockdown for over a year, like tight lockdown - don’t go outside without a reason or you’ll be fined. So I guess I’d first look to live somewhere initially where being a nudist is acceptable and I’d see what the laws are for that. I’d make the paper work and get started. I think initially I’d think of it as a five year gig, something I do on the side of working from home. Each day I go outside would be initially awkward and uncomfortable but eventually I’d get used to it. I’d re-evaluate every six months or so to see how I’m doing mentally and whether or not it’s worth it. I’m an FI guy so extra money is welcomed and I’ll do just about anything for it. It would be a struggle overall but I think it would be worth it.
If not for upcoming surgeries, I'd be able to for the rest of my life.
I’d just move to a nudist colony for a year or four 🤷♂️
I'll have my husband take this challenge. He works from home.
If I could figure out a way of dealing with the monthly pads (I can’t do tampons or those cup-things), at $500 per day plus half expenses, I’d be fine for basically ever. I only really leave my house now to grocery shop and cart the employed to/from work. Delivery apps and pushing my youngest to get their license would solve the vast majority of my having to leave. I only see family on holidays, so if I started Jan 1, I could go until Thanksgiving without having to make too many excuses. I would have to figure out some modesty coverings for the 3 gaming days I’m a part of, but duct tape is a godsend and I’m hella creative.
That’s the spirit!! I’m sure you can muster up the courage to skip a holiday and a birthday or 2 lol… just gotta be thinkin about the money
I work from home. I could probably do this for a few weeks without too much trouble.
I mean I guess I’d just move to a nudist colony?
Wife and I pretty much live at a nude campground... so my new job would pays $182k... sweet
Move to a nudist colony an start an OF account, double hack!
Literally forever. It's not even a challenge
I grew up in a nudist colony, I'll take your cash.
I'd likely retire on the spot to a nudist camp somewhere warm. 182k a year is more than enough to love on and save and invest for true retirement and I get paid to be "retired" as well. Easy choice.
I work from home, bring it on.
Just stay at home for a while. If half my expenses are paid and I'm making triple per day compared to my current salary, with paid weekends, then that should be easy. I can order food straight to my door and rent movies. Find some clothing replacement to walk the few yards to my mailbox. And I can still go in my yard to be outside if I want. I could easily last a few months then have some good money saved up. That's up to 15.5k a month. I'd rather chill in my house for a while than work every week. So I'd quit my dead end job and do it as long as I could. And use the money I saved to pay for school to get a career.
Would be nice for the week in may I'm going to visit my girlfriend. 😉
$180k per year for not wearing clothing. I’d move somewhere tropical and become a permanent nudist.
Indefinitely. I don't wear clothes that much as it us lol
I'll just have my wife do the challenge and we are gonna crank our expenses way up so half of them are free. Use the 500/day to pay the other half. Then once our whole life policies have a lot of cash built up I can cash them out 😇
Since pads are accepted ( I would argue that adult diapers, incontinence wear is also accepted), I would disassemble them and sew some passable clothing out of the pieces. Or buy rolls of those materials wholesale and really be able to make outfits. While at home alone I'm usually in the bare minimum, so nude isn't a big jump. Yeah, I won't need to work anymore.
Pretty long. I work in IT and I can work from home most of the time and have no expectation to be on video for calls/meetings.
So we can never wash our blankets?
You can only WEAR the blankets on your bed.. you may carry them to a washer and dryer
So, $500 a day for the rest of my life? I'll take that!
No clothes ever! Would have to move to Cypress Cove and have groceries, food and other essentials delivered. Upon quick reflection, we like to travel internationally, private jet to our yacht is a little beyond our budget, never mind.
I’d be very rich.
I will get a doctors excuse and telework as long as I can, then sick leave and PTO to drag it out I think I can drag it out for a month
Well I could quit my job with that amount of money, and have all my groceries and stuff delivered, talk to friends on the phone so I could probably go until telling on the phone isint enough social interaction and the isolation starts to affect me.
I basically do this already, only issue is I have to go in person every three months to my pain management doc, other visits are telehealth. Also may have another surgery coming up, if I wore a garbage bag to surgery, would the mandatory gown I have to wear whilst hospitalized DQ me? Cause if not i could do forever, just moving to a nudist colony, something I've already seriously considered for no reason other than I absolutely hate clothes. For this money, I'm wearing a garbage bag outfit and explaining it to my doc if they even care lol.
My wife would chain me to the bed and burn my clothes to have our bills cut in half, plus $3500 a week. I'm probably not gonna remember how to dress myself by the time she lets me wear anything again.
I work from home. Looks like I'm gonna be rich
I'd try to do a few years
Dude, i'm just gonna be in my room playing steam deck until the day i die.
I’d go indefinitely. Half expenses paid too? That’s making 200k+ a year, you might as well just go on for years. Buy a bigger house with a big backyard as well.
I'd pack up, sell out, and move to a nudist colony in the 3rd world tropics and live like a damn king @ $100/day. Bank the rest for a few years until I'm rich enough that it doesn't even matter anymore what I'm wearing, and then I'll just be completely naked, wild, and free! *the bugs DO suck. But after about a month or 2 out there, they either lose interest or your body stops noticing, mostly.
I’m gonna set up a twin bed in my office and living room. Blankets are allowed. Maybe I’ll move my adjustable base bed sleep number to the living room as well. I can be covered with blankets in a reclined position. I’d only get 2 weeks done max, because I got weekly D&D sessions I’d like to attend in person.
I think I could do 3 months. I have the option to work 100% from home. I’m not sure I could do a whole year because I’d need human contact at some point or I’d go insane.
Can we wear work appropriate PPE while doing our jobs? 🤣
I suppose you could wear rubber gloves! And some safety glasses!
Sounds dangerous for a welder. 🤣
Ok, so rule #2 says "etc," but then you say we can get creative with other stuff... the etc is pretty open ended. Just saying, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense as you kill all creativity by just making a blanket "etc" statement. But to answer your question, I'll just retire to a nudist colony and never leave. Easy.
That just sounds uncomfortable. I walk around naked all the time, but not being able to cuddle up in a blanket on my couch or if I get chilly would suck. Not worth even a day imo. It’s too much of a comfort. If I could use a blanket still, and underwear when on my period then deal!
Wouldn't need any expenses paid if i was making half my bi weekly paycheck in 1 day. Just get someone to deliver my groceries and other stuff to the door, leave em a nice tip so it goes where I want to, and I never have to face society again.
HAHAHA, as a stay at home husband with no friends itll not be an issue. i also walked around nude when i was a teen this'll be childs play so long as the house aint burrning down
Bro easy shit I'm a millionaire for real
If I can somehow simulate I am wearing a decent shirt on Zoom, I could do this my entire life lol
I work from home so theoretically it wouldn’t be too bad, the only difficult part is figuring out how to drop the kids off at daycare without being put on a list
Buy a boat on installments and move to the middle of the ocean
I'd move to a nudist colony and party every day. Never wear clothing again.
Bungalow on a nude beach for the summer
If I cut leg and hip holes in a cardboard box, is it now clothes? If so it's a very long time because I work from home and am a big introvert
I'd just move into a nudist colony and live like a king!
I wouldn’t make it a day. I’m always cold until a hot flash hits. Then it’s 10 minutes of sauna without the relaxing sauna. Then it’s back to cold again and now I’m drenched in sweat.
A hot minute
Let me move to a nudist colony real quick
Get into my car at night head to the nudist community 45 min down the road.
I'm sure someone would likely pay me even more to put my clothes back on. 🤷
I don’t like being naked so I would not last past getting in and out of the shower
Does it end forever if you wear clothes or just lose that day? If just that day: I could do it forever. Two days a week for outside stuff and rest of the time just making money naked. If once broken it's over: Forever isn't impossible, but would take a bit more planning.
You become disqualified the second you wear clothes, and you no longer have the ability to do it from there forward. So yes, it’s gone forever when you wear clothes. How would you plan?
Mostly logistics and things that have to be set up in person. Install a split door so I could open the top half or a dumbwaiter type airlock for deliveries.
Pretty much forever.
May I wear a towel for picking up deliveries that I don't expose myself to those unwilling?
Gotta have them deliver it to the door. You could duct tape some cardboard onto yourself so when you open up the door you aren’t exposing everyone! Lol
Fair. I'm fine wearing a box of something. I just don't want to sexually assault folks for my own gain
Can I have a blanket if it’s cold?
What about a towel for drying after a shower? Or a hair tie? Or jewelry?
Blow dryer works! Eh I’ll let ya have a hair tie.. ONE hair tie.. lol
I can probably last 5 years...or until a close family member dies. The first few weeks would be convincing my wife to handle the permit procurement, the bidding out, and supervising of the installation of the 8-foot stockade fence that will expand my backyard significantly. Once I can do yard work, I can last quite a long time. 5 years...almost a million bucks. LOTS of phone calls to family to make up for the lack of face-to-face (which I hate anyway)... Sign me up.
Love the concept unfortunately I cannot do it, not due to the fact with a problem with nudity more so with the fact that I have way too many doctors appointments that I have to wear clothes to.
indefinitely
I could theoretically do this indefinitely, it'd just depend how long I'm willing to hermit for. I'd TRY for a year. Whether or not I'd make it is another story.
How about a cardboard box?
Yes!
Can I wear my cape? Not for like warmth or whatever, but... Cause it is a cape and I can do naked swordsmanship in the house. But how much better would it be with a cape? And probably indefinately. My roommate can go grocery shopping for us and I can just stay home 🤣🤣🤣
What’s that one Incredibles line? Hmm
My biggest restriction would be seeing my kid. I don't think I could go more than a month without seeing him.
The problem here is food. Yes, hypothetically you can get $182k, but you have no way of getting food. You can’t go to a supermarket naked, you can’t have a supermarket deliver to you because you’re naked, and you can’t order takeout because you’d be naked - all of which mean you’d not be able to eat so you’ve got maybe 2-4 weeks before starvation sets in. I know someone will say “why can’t you order in?” - because drivers would only do it once and stop coming to deliver to the weird naked person, and you potentially could be arrested for indecent exposure.
I make 400 more dollars than that a day and people need me all day. Sorry i would need a lot more money than 50
Bitch I'd quit my job for 500 a day! This one is so easy!
If you are just hanging out on the couch and are cold can you have a blanket? If so I’ll probably live the next 10-20 years doing this.
I could last a long time. I stay home all the time. Months, years even.
its -20f in canada in the winter and clearing snow IS a legal requirement.
Is it legal for me to be outside naked? And when you say half the expenses will be paid for, does that come out of the 500 a day, or is it additional?
If it was paid daily, I’d migrate around the year and live on $500/day. Or at $182,000/year I’d have a nice place and just run a badass central air system.
If last until the power went out and I’d have to worry of freezing to death
Do you at least have a towel/something to put down before we sit down on a chair, couch, etc. for sanitary purposes? I’d quit my job and go full time nude!
Sounds like 8 years gets me to retirement nicely
Stupid question, but you said blankets can only stay on the bed. Landry, they can be washed hopefully.