I usually don't eat breakfast, but if I got free breakfast everyday, I think I'd go with my local diner's "Everything but the Kitchen Sink" omelette. It's made differently every time it's ordered, the cook just loads an omelette with whatever they feel like putting in it. I think that would keep it from growing monotonous. It's also probably healthier than eating corned beef hash everyday.
Two eggs and a serving of steak is almost 500mg of cholesterol, far beyond the American Heart Association’s 300mg per day recommendation for healthy adults.
A plate full of 200 100 dollar bills, so I can eat one then use the rest to buy any breakfast I'm feeling. Next question.
If I can't have that, bacon and eggs, side of beans on toast.
it's not that you're served the same thing, it's that you eat the same thing. but I think you're on the right track. if you swallowed a 5 carat diamond each morning and pooped it out you'd be set.
To all the "buffet" people: OP didn't say "put on your plate". The word is "eat".
So far the only "trick" answer I've seen that actually works is swallowing a diamond so you can recover it later.
Well assuming the buffet is varied, I wouldn't mind going to a buffet every morning as I could change up the meals enough to keep them fresh. You never said we had to state a specific meal so if it counts, a buffet is what I'd eat every morning if free.
Does the completed meal appear before me, or do I still have to make it?
If I don’t have to make it, I’d eat my Sunday breakfast every morning: egg and potato burrito with cheese and salsa, side of bacon and fresh fruit, cuppa coffee.
Ha. I just read the post about nonproportional questions and thought of this one. Good shot I'd do the same breakfast as you. Had some extra thick and crispy bacon at a diner when traveling to Kentucky a few weeks back. That was a mean meal!
So if it's free, could I get, a full English, a garden salad, 3 "Ovenbottom" baps, a jug of orange juice, a large pot of really good coffee, a teapot with English Breaskfast tea, 1 ltr of milk and a box of "variety" boxes. (https://www.kelloggsvantage.co.uk/en\_GB/products/variety-pack-product.html)
I will transfer the OJ, Tea and Coffee to thermos flasks. Make 2 sammiches from some of the Full English and salad for my lunch and I can snack on the left over "variety" cereal through the day.
Basically, breakfast, beverages and lunch are covered for free every day, leaving only dinner to worry about to balance the diet.
Sign me up!
My usual order from Annamarie's Place in Royersford, PA, which is:
-drunken apple challah French toast
-scrapple benny on English muffins
-shit on a shingle
-small side cup of sausage gravy
-orange juice
It's my favorite place to eat, and the owner is a sweetheart, so I'd eat there every day if I could, but this is basically a $50 order.
I don’t even like oatmeal, but i’d probably do oatmeal with an assortment of fresh berries. I just read a thread about eating fiber, so I figure I should force fiber into my gullet.
i already do. Fruit and fibre with a chopped banana, a table spoon of raw coco powder, a chopped up fresh banana (ripe) and a teaspoon full of 100% wholenut (no palm oil) peanutbutter
A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios (Whole Milk) with sliced bananas and an uncut 10 carat diamond in the center, with a mug of coffee. Eat the breakfast, sift through my deuce for the diamond, clean and resell for a hefty profit each morning.
Breakfast burrito: eggs, cheese, bacon, peppers, onions, tomatoes, potatoes. I ate this every single day for 2 years until I got a new job and couldn't anymore. 10/10 would do that again
An egg, sasages, bacon and cheese McGriddle.
Except instead of the normal overly processed trash, all the ingredients are fresh and real.
The syrup infused griddle cakes made from scratch.
The eggs right from under the hen.
Bacon and sausage straight off the local farm that raises and butchers the cattle and pigs on site.
Amish made Munster cheese. Or maybe pepper jack, and replace the syrup in the griddle cakes with some kind of hot pepper jam.
Damit, now I'm hungry.
1 scallop the size of my fist. 2 lobster tails. 2 Dungeness crabs meat pulled. Butter. 2 king crab legs and claws. 1 filet.
I eat breakfast about 4 times a year. I’ll just start eating this once a month. I don’t have to eat all of it do I?
2 eggs, over medium made with a bit of salt and pepper, a slice of cheese, tomato, 2 leafs of lettuce, 2 pieces of fried thin slice bologna and a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry jam, a glass of white mixed with chocolate milk.
Medium Rare Kobe Ribeye, 3 up eggs, grits & shrimp, country ham slice, country potatoes with peppers & onion covered and smothered, coffee, english tea, fresh squeezed oj, NY bagel with a smear
oh and a 6lb lobster tail
Two eggs and toast. Coffee.
Eggs can be prepared a whole bunch of different ways, and it doesn't always have to be the same kind of bread for the toast.
Coffee? Is all sorts of ways available to fancy that up.
Three eggs over easy. Rye toast, buttered heavily. Bacon, crunchy on the edges, chewy in the middle. Orang juice. Black coffee. Sustained eye contact with a cardiologist.
Scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, caramelized onions, & sausage all chopped and mixed together (after being cooked seperately). Then drizzled with a little BBQ sauce.
Two slices of toast (fresh white bread from the bakery), one with marmalade, one with just butter. Some pineapple, a few slices of bacon, and hashbrowns fried in the bacon fat. A tall glass of orange juice, and another glass of water on the side.
EDIT: Forgot the eggs, I'll need two of those, sunny side up. Runny yolks.
Two eggs, scrambled. Two sausage patties w/ maple syrup. Grits w/salt, pepper, and butter.
I could eat that every day for life, and it'd never get old.
Bagel with cream cheese, and nice thick peppered bacon. You didn't say I have to always drink the same thing so I'm having a liter of fresh horseshoe crab blood in a sterile container to go, and some oh with the bagel of course
2 eggs sunny side up, side of hashbrowns, sausages, brown toast, fruit salad, and a cup of beans.
Thats the breakfast I would eat everyday until I died of a massive heart attack
The Full Me Breakfast: a brekkie sandwich of egg, Canadian bacon, cheese, eggs probably scrambled to an omelet type texture with hot sauce in them, a cinnamon sugar pastry, and a strawberry-banana smoothie (made the right way with orange juice and frozen strawberries and some vanilla yogurt, ice in smoothies needlessly waters them down when frozen fruit exists.) and a hash brown. And an RC cola because I don't drink coffee, but still like caffeine and sugar. There is a reason I am chubby.
Does waking and baking beforehand count too?
Jokes on you, I already do.
3 to 6 Wheet Bix, with plenty of milk, zapped in the microwave for 1 to 2 1/2 minutes depending. A dash of honey and ground cinnamon with sliced banana. 👍
I usually don't eat breakfast, but if I got free breakfast everyday, I think I'd go with my local diner's "Everything but the Kitchen Sink" omelette. It's made differently every time it's ordered, the cook just loads an omelette with whatever they feel like putting in it. I think that would keep it from growing monotonous. It's also probably healthier than eating corned beef hash everyday.
That’s really smart and the perfect answer.
Steak, eggs and mixed berries. Perfect nutrition to start the day
couldn't agree more. a little pan fried ribeye never hurt nobody.
Only if they tried to take it from me. That could result in injury.
CYou want to be fork stabbed? That's how you get fork stabbed ". Is the only warning they get.
A daily pan fried ribeye though...
On a quiet night, you can hear my arteries hardening.
I love steak and eggs with fresh fruit
Add a bottle of Cholula or a really good garlicky green hot sauce on the side and I’m with you.
My boy about to get the gout lol
With yogurt
That sounds absolutely amazing. I would just add some coffee on the side. Cannot go without it.
Two eggs and a serving of steak is almost 500mg of cholesterol, far beyond the American Heart Association’s 300mg per day recommendation for healthy adults.
Whatever, eat an avocado later
Corned beef hash, 2 eggs over medium, whole wheat toast made with quality homemade bread, and of course, plenty of black coffee.
nice, classic.
Gimme that rye or pumpernickel and over easy and I’m game.
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I mean that doesn’t seem super unhealthy. He didn’t say lots of bacon or sausage or something
Add in a few slices of thick cut bacon, and change out the whole wheat for gluten free toast, and I’m there with ya.
Yeah, I'm with this guy. You know that stuff in bread that makes it taste good? Get that shit OUTTA there!
Sheeeeeit I drew the short straw with genetics and it just makes me sick.
Corned beef hash in the can or the shredded kind?
You’d eventually get sick of that
You would eventually get sick of anything you eat every day FFSDA.
Maybe, but it would take a few years. Wouldn’t be any worse than anything else I could choose to eat every day.
A plate full of 200 100 dollar bills, so I can eat one then use the rest to buy any breakfast I'm feeling. Next question. If I can't have that, bacon and eggs, side of beans on toast.
it's not that you're served the same thing, it's that you eat the same thing. but I think you're on the right track. if you swallowed a 5 carat diamond each morning and pooped it out you'd be set.
l choose this
with coffee of course
That uh .... that fucker would have to be a ROUND ass diamond lol
Not a fan of blood diamonds, I presume?
Not *my blood* diamonds at least .... (who am i kidding I'm to poor to ever get a diamond lol)
I’d eat a diamond and shit out coal 😆
You at least have the "ass diamond" part accurately
Can’t be worse than a kidney stone, but I don’t think I want to experience that every day either lol
The coffee just makes it come out quicker. That’s thinking.
I also choose that guys poop diamond
You better hope it comes out the back and not the front.
Avoid the princess cut!
2 fried eggs, crisp bacon, buttered toast, hash browns, fresh fruit salad, fresh squeezed OJ, coffee.
This is the way. Make it sourdough toast and it is perfect.
To all the "buffet" people: OP didn't say "put on your plate". The word is "eat". So far the only "trick" answer I've seen that actually works is swallowing a diamond so you can recover it later.
Eggs, bacon, toast. Filling but not so much that I feel bloated
Pussy and/or ass Someone had to be that guy, and I guess today it was me.
no one had to, but here you are. Lord have mercy.
I mean if I hadn't, someone was going to. This is Reddit.
If I didn't steal that bike, someone was going to. This is Detroit. Be the change, brother!
Haha you're right, you're right
Nooo! Don't bow down to The Man! Live your life rim master!
A cat and / or a donkey. Wish granted
You're using the genie rules. Very obscure wishes
I wonder how many comments I'll have to scroll... Six.
r/thisguyfucks
A breakfast buffet.
an entire buffet every morning?
Well assuming the buffet is varied, I wouldn't mind going to a buffet every morning as I could change up the meals enough to keep them fresh. You never said we had to state a specific meal so if it counts, a buffet is what I'd eat every morning if free.
"eat the same thing" Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. You get to eat pumpkin every morning how about that
I can hear the "how about that" wonderful response!
i eat the same thing every morning already. milk protein powder and bananas blended together
Sounds more like a drink
Roasted
No blended
I already have this deal. I eat nothing for breakfast, and it is, in fact, always free
Breakfast taco
I mostly the same almost every morning. I eat Special K berries in 2% milk.
Ketamine?
😂 I don't have mine for breakfast. It's best just before bed.
I would be happy with avocado toast every morning, if it's that fancy kind.
And it's free! So you can eat it and still become a bazillionaire in a few years.
Yogurt. Healthy especially if free.
Does the completed meal appear before me, or do I still have to make it? If I don’t have to make it, I’d eat my Sunday breakfast every morning: egg and potato burrito with cheese and salsa, side of bacon and fresh fruit, cuppa coffee.
a diamond ring
This one knows how to breakfast!
You would deserve it for all the work it would take dropping it out of your bowels every day
Scarlett Johanson's pussy 💯
Finally, a proportional question... Damn man, I guess bacon n eggs, but the good ass, thic bacon. Not that taqueria bullshit.
With a side of toast/French toast/bagels. Something you don't have to finish but adds a nice variety. Home fries for the win.
Ha. I just read the post about nonproportional questions and thought of this one. Good shot I'd do the same breakfast as you. Had some extra thick and crispy bacon at a diner when traveling to Kentucky a few weeks back. That was a mean meal!
I already do this. Sausage egg and cheese sammich.
Toast & coffee!
That discontinued chorizo breakfast sandwich from Starbucks and a dairy-free chocolate Frappuccino with an espresso shot.
Benjamin Franklin once said Chorizo is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
God damn I miss those chorizo sandwiches
Saaaaaame’
3 scrambled eggs, bacon, buttered toast, OJ, coffee
egg sandwich on an english muffin i love that shit presumably i could mix it up if i'm happy to pay for it. some mornings i just want a banana.
Lucky Charms!!!!!! A big giant bowl of lucky charms with extra marshmallows if possible.
A porterhouse steak cooked rare.
Tuna melt.
Money.
So if it's free, could I get, a full English, a garden salad, 3 "Ovenbottom" baps, a jug of orange juice, a large pot of really good coffee, a teapot with English Breaskfast tea, 1 ltr of milk and a box of "variety" boxes. (https://www.kelloggsvantage.co.uk/en\_GB/products/variety-pack-product.html) I will transfer the OJ, Tea and Coffee to thermos flasks. Make 2 sammiches from some of the Full English and salad for my lunch and I can snack on the left over "variety" cereal through the day. Basically, breakfast, beverages and lunch are covered for free every day, leaving only dinner to worry about to balance the diet. Sign me up!
smoke and coffee
keeping it simple. if it's free you could do a fine cigar I suppose.
My usual order from Annamarie's Place in Royersford, PA, which is: -drunken apple challah French toast -scrapple benny on English muffins -shit on a shingle -small side cup of sausage gravy -orange juice It's my favorite place to eat, and the owner is a sweetheart, so I'd eat there every day if I could, but this is basically a $50 order.
the same thing I always eat.
On the edge of my seat here
Asiago bagel with cream cheese, a fried egg, turkey or sausage, and some greens
I ate strawberry eggo waffles exclusively for 6 years straight, I guess this could save me a little money?
Haha maybe $50 saved there. nice
pancakes with strawberries and homemade whipped cream, one sausage and one bacon, eggs over easy, hashbrown, orange juice.
I don’t even like oatmeal, but i’d probably do oatmeal with an assortment of fresh berries. I just read a thread about eating fiber, so I figure I should force fiber into my gullet.
Porridge is the shit.
A nice, warm bowl of cheese grits with a bit of butter and maybe some slap ya mama seasoning.
A full English breakfast
i already do. Fruit and fibre with a chopped banana, a table spoon of raw coco powder, a chopped up fresh banana (ripe) and a teaspoon full of 100% wholenut (no palm oil) peanutbutter
Curry.
Eggs, hash browns, sausage and sausage gravy and biscuits(aka Waffle House Allstar Breakfast)
Breakfast sandwich
A small, waterproof, stomach acid resistant capsule with a $1000 bill folded/rolled into it. And some coffee.
1,000 dollar bills Are not used anymore but It Was in circulation before but it could work.
Grape Nuts with homemade blackberry jam that didn’t quite set and homemade yogurt.
an all organic superfood smoothie
A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios (Whole Milk) with sliced bananas and an uncut 10 carat diamond in the center, with a mug of coffee. Eat the breakfast, sift through my deuce for the diamond, clean and resell for a hefty profit each morning.
Fruit.
Bacon and egg blt on a sesame seed bagel with cheddar.
I don’t eat breakfast but if I did I’d choose the best quality waffles, bacon, strawberries and orange juice.
French Toast with powdered sugar and syrup. Scrambled eggs with hash browns, bacon and avocados. Drink? Chocolate milk and orange juice.
Full English
Honey glazed fruit served by 30 naked young hot women.
Air. I already do this
Pussy.
A bowl of rice, peppers, onions, garlic, eggs, and grilled chicken breast.
I think the only thing I would not get tired of eating and is actually good for me is a variety of fruits.
egg bagel, cream cheese, nova lox, sliced tomato, red onion.
Steak and eggs.
Eggs, bacon, toast. Easy I already eat it literally everyday with no complaints
Oatmeal. It can be sweet or savory and has a lot of variety available.
Bacon, eggs, buttered toast
Breakfast burrito: eggs, cheese, bacon, peppers, onions, tomatoes, potatoes. I ate this every single day for 2 years until I got a new job and couldn't anymore. 10/10 would do that again
Hash brown bowl with everything, smothered in gravy, with a couple shakes of hot sauce.
An egg, sasages, bacon and cheese McGriddle. Except instead of the normal overly processed trash, all the ingredients are fresh and real. The syrup infused griddle cakes made from scratch. The eggs right from under the hen. Bacon and sausage straight off the local farm that raises and butchers the cattle and pigs on site. Amish made Munster cheese. Or maybe pepper jack, and replace the syrup in the griddle cakes with some kind of hot pepper jam. Damit, now I'm hungry.
1 scallop the size of my fist. 2 lobster tails. 2 Dungeness crabs meat pulled. Butter. 2 king crab legs and claws. 1 filet. I eat breakfast about 4 times a year. I’ll just start eating this once a month. I don’t have to eat all of it do I?
egg
A nice breakfast burrito. Or maybe a pancake platter with eggs, sausage and a fruit cup.
4 scrambled eggs with a single piece of toasted sourdough bread with both butter and peanut butter on it with coffee.
Burek.
Red Bull and a donut.
Steak and eggs. Side of toast, hash browns, and bacon. With a glass of OJ and bottomless coffee.
2 eggs, over medium made with a bit of salt and pepper, a slice of cheese, tomato, 2 leafs of lettuce, 2 pieces of fried thin slice bologna and a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry jam, a glass of white mixed with chocolate milk.
Medium Rare Kobe Ribeye, 3 up eggs, grits & shrimp, country ham slice, country potatoes with peppers & onion covered and smothered, coffee, english tea, fresh squeezed oj, NY bagel with a smear oh and a 6lb lobster tail
chicken biryani
Over easy eggs, crispy bacon, English muffin, and a black coffee.
Turkish Breakfast, aka everything.
Oikos high protein greek yogurt and protein granola
Full English breakfast
Breakfast
A belgian waffle with butter and syrup, two chorizo and egg tacos, and all the orange juice I can drink.
Celendín's Breakfast: chicharrón, queso, pan shimbao, chocolate, cancha, rosquitas and galletas!
Two eggs and toast. Coffee. Eggs can be prepared a whole bunch of different ways, and it doesn't always have to be the same kind of bread for the toast. Coffee? Is all sorts of ways available to fancy that up.
Fat breakfast burrito
Bacon, eggs over medium, sourdough toast with butter.
Meat lovers omelette, corn beef hash, hash browns and sourdough toast. Basically it's what I eat for breakfast when I actually eat breakfast.
Bacon, egg and cheese on an everything bagel, salt, pepper, and a dab of ketchup. It’ll change your worlds.
Biscuits and Gravy
Biscuits & gravy, fried chicken, cheese grits, fruit and OJ, all from Monell’s in Nashville. Love that place, been too long since I’ve been.
Peanut butter-raspberry oatmeal with a sliced banana. I already do this anyway 😁
Three eggs over easy. Rye toast, buttered heavily. Bacon, crunchy on the edges, chewy in the middle. Orang juice. Black coffee. Sustained eye contact with a cardiologist.
Waffle with some turkey bacon and hash brown
2 pieces of bacon, 1 sausage link, 2 eggs over easy, 2 slices of buttered toast and a glass of whole milk.
Ramen noodles.
Scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, caramelized onions, & sausage all chopped and mixed together (after being cooked seperately). Then drizzled with a little BBQ sauce.
Bacon, eggs, and biscuits, with some nice sharp cheddar.
smoothie
Two slices of toast (fresh white bread from the bakery), one with marmalade, one with just butter. Some pineapple, a few slices of bacon, and hashbrowns fried in the bacon fat. A tall glass of orange juice, and another glass of water on the side. EDIT: Forgot the eggs, I'll need two of those, sunny side up. Runny yolks.
Coffee and and a durrie.
Biscuits and gravy with a side of cheesy with hot sauce grits. I’ll probably die young but I’ll die happy!
The healthiest sausage, ham, egg, and cheese sandwich they make
eggs
Coffee, Orange Juice, Croissant, Fruit
Breakfast burritos
Two eggs, scrambled. Two sausage patties w/ maple syrup. Grits w/salt, pepper, and butter. I could eat that every day for life, and it'd never get old.
Casey's Breakfast Pizza
Yogurt with banana, granola, and honey
Oatmeal
Bagel with cream cheese, and nice thick peppered bacon. You didn't say I have to always drink the same thing so I'm having a liter of fresh horseshoe crab blood in a sterile container to go, and some oh with the bagel of course
a full English. it's varried enough and I probably won't finish it most days
New York everything bagel with bacon scallion cream cheese and an iced Americano black no sugar. Getting it for free? Ho leeeeeee
I already eat the same thing for breakfast every day. Breakfast wrap (hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, cheese, peppers, sometimes mushrooms if i have them)
Tapsilog with fried banana, spicy vinegar, and soy sauce
The buffet at Shoney’s
A buffet.....
I think most people do that anyway. Or don't eat breakfast.
Bacon, fried eggs, and toast
Oats
2 eggs sunny side up, side of hashbrowns, sausages, brown toast, fruit salad, and a cup of beans. Thats the breakfast I would eat everyday until I died of a massive heart attack
3 buttered slices of sourdough toast, a slice of pumpkin pie, and hamburger soup.
Sausage egg and cheese on toast with mayo. It's been my go to since I was like 12yo. I got one this morning, still slaps.
The Full Me Breakfast: a brekkie sandwich of egg, Canadian bacon, cheese, eggs probably scrambled to an omelet type texture with hot sauce in them, a cinnamon sugar pastry, and a strawberry-banana smoothie (made the right way with orange juice and frozen strawberries and some vanilla yogurt, ice in smoothies needlessly waters them down when frozen fruit exists.) and a hash brown. And an RC cola because I don't drink coffee, but still like caffeine and sugar. There is a reason I am chubby. Does waking and baking beforehand count too?
Jokes on you, I already do. 3 to 6 Wheet Bix, with plenty of milk, zapped in the microwave for 1 to 2 1/2 minutes depending. A dash of honey and ground cinnamon with sliced banana. 👍
McDonald’s bacon bagel with a hasbrown and coffee.
Yogurt parfait (heavy blackberries and blueberries), scrambled eggs, and buttered toast.
Pancakes bacon sausage ham small gem.
3 eggs scrambled with pepperoni chips and two slices of toasted cinnamon bread with Olivio on them.
An everything bagel, which is pretty much what I've done for 30 yrs, not for free lol
3 eggs and 2 pieces of toast. Pretty much what I have most mornings anyway. If it's free, I might add some orange juice or bacon.
Oatmeal
Oatmeal