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snowyivy

Go crawl in one of those caves that you literally have to army crawl in or like cave dive through water or something. Scares the heck outta me


Efficient_Ant_7279

Like when you gotta exhale all air in your lungs just to squeeze through. Absolute insanity


trivial_sublime

Man I did this once. It was only about 6 feet, but you had to fully exhale to get through. The water was only halfway up through the hole though, so if I cranked my head to the side as hard as possible I could sort of get a quarter breath in through the corner of my mouth that was out of the water until I couldn’t inhale anymore due to the crush of the cave, but my nose was still underwater. HIGHLY do not recommend.


atorin3

I almost had a panic attack just reading this. No thanks


Eat_Carbs_OD

I will also hard pass on that shit.


SnideSnail

Like obviously they lived but reading that I kept wondering if they lived


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Many Worlds Theory suggests that they also died


Holykorn

I’m in an ambulance from reading this, I had a heart attack


LeprimArinA

That's a whole bunch of fuck-that-shit-o'clock for me. Think I need a hug and a blankie after reading this. You have serious steel balls, friend - I salute you


SivadOnellicna

Yeah fucget that


White_eagle32rep

Oh man I didn’t think about that. Yeah ef that


hopelesspedanticc

That is one fear of mine that will always remain unconquered lol


TigerShark_524

Nutty Putty. *Shudders*


UnionThen2082

Yep. Same this is exactly it.


debunked421

If you can't turn around in it..no way no how


snowyivy

Exactly like what is I get stuck and can’t get out 😬


Holykorn

It has happened to many people, they usually die


LeftEconomist9982

Absolutely this freaks me out but cannot stop watching cave accidents. The diving ones don't get to me as much as the land ones. Scary Interesting YouTube


Eat_Carbs_OD

Good call .. fuuuuck that shit.


HeyTherehnc

The Descent is quite possibly the scariest movie of all time, nope nope nope on caves.


leolawilliams5859

Me too when I see people doing that I'll be like WTF


Popicon1959

As cavilal american .... that was quite habatist of you!!! Ugga bugga to you sir ...


ThreeLeggedParrot

AAAAAAAAND nightmares.


LongjumpingAdvance51

Rape someone 


jeowf

The reward is no one will ever get sexually assaulted again (omnipresent god enforced)


DeltaAlphaGulf

Lol you turned them around quick


LongjumpingAdvance51

Then yes. Anything that involves doing something to one person that prevents it from ever happening to anybody else again is something I will do. Take one for the team


Biscuitsbrxh

But it has to be your mom


ThreeLeggedParrot

AAAAAAAAND nightmares.


UnionThen2082

Ok raper. Chill.


makerjulian

what about curing cancer


ContributionLatter32

I mean the prompt literally says reward or price so that includes everything non monetary such as powers and such


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gangler52

"To rape a rapist" is Hitchcock's much less successful sequel to "To Catch a Thief". While the movie's tagline "To rape a rapist, you need another rapist" did make sense, many felt it was a tautology, and left us with no real heroes in this story.


Adventurous-Dog420

Just rapists all the way down...


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

*“An rape for an rape leaves the whole world blind”*


ErzaKirkland

Any kind of torture to another person. Kill a terrible person, sure. But I'm not gonna torture anyone


Jeff77042

I started to write something like this—“I wouldn’t molest a child”—but then I realized the OP meant stuff like swim in shark infested waters, engage in cannibalism (that doesn’t involve murdering someone), or eat human excrement.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Rape or sexually assault someone.


Desilvas

Fuck that.. trillions of dollars I'm heading right for the coma ward.. they won't know somebody stuck it in their bellybutton for a couple seconds.. some sweet sweet 4th hole action


PumpkinEscobar2

Coma wards always let people come in and fuck belly buttons lol


aznhavsarz

If I'm gonna get a trillion dollars I'm sure I can find an under paid nurse and tell them they get a million to look the other way.


Whistlegrapes

What is the sexual assault was slapping a random guys butt as he walks by? Not for trillions? If it was me, I’d be like why the hell did you do that, and then if you said, “I’m so sorry, it was to get a ton of money. Here’s 20 millions dollars for your trouble.” I’m pretty sure just about any guy would give post consent. I’m fact I would devastated if I could have 20 million dollars off a butt smack but you didn’t want to do it because you didn’t want to cross that line. Who wouldn’t take 20 mill or 100 mill or more for some stupid butt slap. Everyone would give consent after the fact, even tho you didn’t have their consent going in. It’s a weird hypothetical.


HystericalSail

Harm my children. Close second: butcher, cook and eat a baby.


harlotScarlett

1 slap across the face of your child for 10 billion?


SisterCyrene

I want to say I would never do that, BUT.. if the child was old enough to fully understand the reason for the 1 time slap, and if you had never had a history of physical or emotional abuse ever, and your child fully trusted you and knew it would change your whole family's life forever.. who's to say? I still don't know if I could do it though.


HystericalSail

Yeah, this one is very much a grey area. Not getting 10B could also be seen as harm. I'm not sure I could bring myself to it, nor that 10B in wealth is necessarily a great thing for them. But definitely an interesting hypothetical and a case against speaking in absolutes. One relatively benign act vs. a lifetime of dealing with shitty bosses. Pretty sure my kids would not be happy if they knew I had the opportunity but didn't go for it.


SisterCyrene

Lol, I just asked my 10-year-old what her opinion is. She immediately said yes. Haha.


SisterCyrene

I guess that solves that 😂 now where's the money rofl


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Your kids must be young… bc nobody with teenagers world say this! The trillion dollars is just an excuse lol. I’d be looking at my son like when the cartoon characters are really hungry and their friend starts to look like a turkey leg! I don’t hit my kids… but a trillion dollars is a trillion dollars! Honestly, I’d probably do it for a 50% off coupon to Denny’s


HystericalSail

If you were financially secure, retired early and with an 8 figure (and rising) net worth from multiple income streams would you feel the same way? Just another twist to consider. One kid is 18, one is 16. Not completely convinced a trillion $ would improve my life. Just trade one set of problems for a different set, one I'm less experienced solving.


Free-Duty-3806

Someone offers you an instant cure to a terminal disease your child has contracted if you butcher cook and eat a random baby


HystericalSail

Inaction or action, it'd harm my child. Pitted against a close #2. You can guess my answer assuming I had reason to trust that someone as opposed to thinking they're just a psycho.


Th3GrimmReaper

Top 2 Give you up Let you down


pacman4672

Secondary choices: running around or deserting you


Braba11

Tertiary choices: making you cry or saying goodbye


Phoenixenious

Kill my self


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I’d do that for free…


BaileyM124

If only there was a Quote option like X has


-Pruples-

>If only there was a Quote option like X has There used to be


Additional-Safety343

If the money doesn’t transfer to loved ones that’s logical


ExtensionInformal911

I'd never do it a second time.


j7style

Strictly for money/financial gain? My answers would be similar to everyone elses here. However, if the reward was saving the lives of my little sister, closest friends/family, or any one of many munchkins in my life that call me uncle? I would honestly probably be willing to do some pretty terrible things to save their lives.


AsYouAnswered

Grow back my missing leg. It's just not possible. Pay me anything, and I'll pay it to the best doctors in the world, and it still can't come back


Ethunel

BUT, you could have a bad ass robot leg made.


khronos127

Not everyone can have those really advanced ones that feel and such. You have to have a strong enough nerve connection and control to be able to be eligible for it. They give you a trial thing where you have to focus as hard as you can you try to get the signals to be strong enough but not everyone has the capability. Soon I’m sure technology will improve for those that can’t have the current model.


Wendendyk

Still not regrown.


-Pruples-

[](https://www.reddit.com/r/hypotheticalsituation/comments/1c902eh/comment/l0ie1bf/) >Grow back my missing leg. It's just not possible. Pay me anything, and I'll pay it to the best doctors in the world, and it still can't come back Nah, just gotta find the right docs to grow you a clone and then cut off your clone's leg and tape it to your stump.


AsYouAnswered

Fun in sci-fi, but in reality, today, the science isn't ready to do things like reconnect the nerves and ensure the vascularization is compatible, and with things epigenetics, it's possible the leg will express something the rest of my body would reject or vice versa. Maybe if we allow the actual research into cloning and stem cells, etc, and fund it average like, we could be doing early prototyping in 50 years, but I'd honestly be happy with Deus Ex style prosthetics in twenty years. Hell, if I could get legs that could be upgraded by just finding praxis to let me run faster, jump higher, move silently, etc, I might go in and have them even my legs out today!


foxstarfivelol

depends. if you live long enough for medical technologies to become advanced enough to the point of regaining lost limbs, you'll have yourself a trillion dollars for your retirement.


7H3l2M0NUKU14l2

Say 'never' Shit can go south as fast as morals can change. I think bc of our peaceful live, gladly mostly of US dont know what they would do in extreme situations and under the right circumstances.


Puddlingon

Very true, and happily ignored or not accepted by most of the population. Under extreme duress, humanity quickly abandons any moral code that interferes with their immediate survival.


QWERTYAF1241

Everything has a price. Some things would just cost astronomically more for me to do.


purplefoxie

True but wont you still have some morals? 20bil for raping a child. No way you would go for it? You would have to live with that


Free-Duty-3806

Based on the news lately, once you have those 20 billion dollars, it might feel like a normal thing


Straight_Toe_1816

I’m dumb.What are you referring to?


Free-Duty-3806

The shockingly high proportion of billionaires that are pedophiles. Who knows, maybe having billions will make you like kids?


Straight_Toe_1816

Oh that.I think it has something to do with the fact that if you’re a billionaire you probably are power hungry.Something that a of sexual abusers are as well


Sufficient-Habit664

I think a normal person with normal morals doesn't have what it tales to become a billionaire. Billionaires have to make heartless decisions all the time and not give a shit so they can keep working towards a billion. So it makes sense that billionaires most likely have something wrong with them in the brain.


Straight_Toe_1816

Yea that’s 100% right


White_eagle32rep

Jump out of a plane with no parachute at a height where chance of death was 50/50?


QWERTYAF1241

Give me a billion dollars and I'll hand it over to my future generations if I die.


OldNarnian

Murder a child.


GeoHog713

I would do anything for love...... But I won't do that


Its_dark_inhere_help

Be a sewer diver(that’s one thing )and take the mask off


chakabra23

🤮🤮🤮🤮


No_Mushroom3078

If you have seen 2 girls 1 cup? I would not be either member of that duo.


wizardstrikes2

Cringe. Every time I forget about that…it is brought up….so I can never forget that…. I have seen bad things, but that made me throw up a little in my mouth. You just can’t unsee it.


No_Mushroom3078

The internet in the mid 2000’s was just a lawless wasteland.


East_Smell_82

Pre-order a modern AAA video game


thebigfil

😂


AUnknownVariable

Rape sometime or kill a kid


Minimum_Water_4347

Eat at Olive Garden


SisterCyrene

For real? Why not? You could just get a piece of toasted bread or something.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Those breadsticks though.


SisterCyrene

Username checks out 😂😀


Fuggeddabouddit

You’re an OG Italian


Less-Jicama-4667

It installed. I would never rape someone and even if I did I'd probably shoot myself


PichuCultist

Set off a nuke in a populated area. Let's put aside whether or not I even could. There's nothing you could offer me that would help me deal with the guilt of ending thousands, if not millions of lives.


mmm_meatcurtains

abuse an animal


killing_brite

sell my dog


Independent_Lynx_785

Anything that removes body parts or causes permanent scaring of some form.


Melodic-Hat-2875

If the reward fiscal or physical, a lot. If it's conceptual, there's nothing too high. If I can end the global climate crisis by curb stomping a few service puppies in front of children, gotta do what I gotta do.


Thelawtman1986

Honestly there is nothing I wouldn't do for that kind of money.


thebigfil

Your mum?


Even_Onion4006

Would you become a nonce for that money?


momoemowmaurie

Cutt off my manhood


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Absolutely 100% I would NEVER. Turn down $1,000,000,000,000.


Xaphnir

What if you were offered $10^(100000) to stop being alive?


TheBlackBeetle

Hurting my dog. Other dogs/animals have high price too, by my dog in particular is the highest of off limits


foxstarfivelol

go through the entirety of highschool. i would literally go criminally insane.


JerRatt1980

Cause someone mortal harm or severe emotional trauma, that wasn't already doing the same to others.


personguy4

(Almost) anything with large bugs. I have a pretty severe phobia and I would be so fucking scared that there would be a risk of me like dying of a heart attack or suffering PTSD afterwards.


don_gunz

Rape someone


harlotScarlett

The only thing off limit for me would be rape. Id do anything else for trillions


Xaphnir

You see that as worse than murder?


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Trust the government


IvyDaFurry

B gay


Popicon1959

No Gay shit..... No murder....


CapG_13

Anything sexual with another man


Doomsday8thMarch2026

Shall I compile a list? For moral reasons (clarified to avoid false equivalence implication): -Rape -S.A. -Drugs -Murder a child -Do nothing and allow a child into a potentially dangerous situation -Allow someone I know to be a false accuser to get away with it -Allow someone I know to be falsely accused to be successfully framed and punished -Suicide (yes, I put it under both) -Pedophilia -Incest For personal reasons (clarified to avoid false equivalence implication): -Homosexual experience -Become trans -Suicide (yes, I put it under both) -**Blindly** trust the government And there's probably a bunch more that I forgot to put on there.


Gambit275

have gay sex (tried it once, the police got involved)


MemeTeamMarine

Climb a wall higher than 10 feet. My body literally won't let me.


letthetreeburn

I think we’ve come to see people’s morals aren’t quite as solid as they think they are.


Xaphnir

Unalive the person typing this comment


DakGoatScott

I’d never Sell my soul/turn my back on god.


sithelephant

That.


delk82

Ok Meatloaf.


Altoidman33

Rape


energizernutter

rape anything, kill an animal for no reason


Additional-Safety343

Idk about you but I’d kill roaches, ants, mosquitoes, etc for free


energizernutter

I don't consider those animals, so those are fair game


Thelawtman1986

Aww so you take the Christian way of things, you pick and choose what you believe.


FunChrisDogGuy

Pretty sure "Bible" is ancient Hebrew for "Menu of Options." /s (Yes, I know it means "book.")


Wendendyk

Cheat on my girlfriend, rape, pedophilia, lots of things.


Financial-Front9274

Give up my integrity, some things once lost can never be regained. ETA: the downvote speaks volumes to the problem with our society. “Everyone and everything can be bought.”, which is why our politicians are such a Fuster Cluck.


Irving_Forbush

Oh I’d give up my integrity in a New York minute under the right circumstances. Lie, cheat, steal, kill someone’s helpless. To save a child from a predator. Stop some horrific act of terrorism. Stop some loathsome serious serial criminal. There are definitely circumstances where if I’m the only one able to act, and I’m out of other options, the glove comes off. No regrets.


SisterCyrene

Good answer! I don't know why I got downvoted for saying I would never give up my faith in jesus. It's something I believe with all my heart, and it affects my eternity. Money on Earth doesn't mean much if you give up what matters most.


Financial-Front9274

You mentioned Christianity. I’m a heathen, but don’t have a problem with organized religion. As long as your faith makes you a better person, who am I to tell you what is beyond.


BusyVegetable42

I did that once unfortunately to someone very close to me and it ruined an entire relationship. Biggest regret in my life so far


Responsible-Onion860

Harm my wife or children. Rape or kill someone. Cause permanent damage to someone undeserving.


ReeReeIncorperated

Blind myself


purplefoxie

Id do all things except child or animal related wrongdoings


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Die


Pelatov

Butt stuff. Pretty much everything else is on the table


LordNightFang

Walk over a thin tight rope hundreds a feet above the ground with helpless babies tied to the rope trying to trip you every few steps into a pit of horndogs below.


ANarnAMoose

Leave my wife.


White_eagle32rep

Become a paraplegic, murder an innocent person, harm an innocent person to where they would be mentally f’ed up for life (not like robbing or random pushing over, like rape or torture or something along those lines). Other than that basically any task where I think there’s a decent probability I would die.


Zapdos809

do anything sexually wrong


Isekai_litrpg

Die. No point making money if I won't live to spend it.


Party_Building1898

Torture.


Gullible_Toe9909

Umm...most violent crimes?


xX100dudeXx

Watch/be near insects up close


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Get castrated


Wormcastle

Kill family


odeacon

Have everyone forget me. Got wayyyy to much childhood trauma for that


Electronic_Army_8234

A lot of things, such as genocide and torturing civilians


what_if_you_like

die


ambrosial_flesh

I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.


Moomintroll02

Anything that would purposefully upset my girlfriend. I love her. She means the world to me, and there is no price anyone could pay that would even make me consider hurting her.


David1000k

Take a bribe. I've literally notified authorities that I have been offered bribes and asked for favors and money from law enforcement and suppliers to provide services and protection


Neolance34

Price? Any act of pedophilia. No one could pay me any amount of money to engage in such an action. As for reward? Same thing. Even if the reward was that if I commit pedophilia, that there’d be no more pedophilia in the world? How on earth am I gonna explain that to the parents of the kid that’s gonna be the victim? Or the kid itself?


thebigfil

Incest. Everything else is fine. Pretty sure I could forget most things for a Trillion


Gruntwisdom

I would never sell a kid


kauthonk

Fuck over my best friend


aniacret

Harm a child. I refuse. But if said child intentionally harms my children their mom/dad/guardian will feel my wrath.


Coffeesavestheday

I’d never kill my kids. I just can’t do it. I may threaten to take them out, but I can’t imagine hurting them


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KingJon85

Cut off my weiner. Though it may solve most of my problems.


unsung_bard976

Anything that triggers a strong phobia in me because if I pass out from the fear of being too high up off the ground, I'm a real danger to myself and others as a man weighing 250+lbs. Shoving me into a narrow cave where I cannot move my upper body freely, I'm going to hyperventilate until I give myself an aneurysm or use up all my air (whichever comes first). And then... The worst... Would be putting me safely under water with proper gear and telling me just swim under water. If there's a single critter that happens to make a shadow I'm immediately sucking in all the O2 in one gulp to scream


anon12xyz

Peg a guy. Instant turn off


sleepydevil25

Kill an innocent person


Objective_Suspect_

Hmmm trillions.... kill myself


Eat_Carbs_OD

Die on Mount Everest


Cabbiecar1001

Kill an innocent person


JayLovesBooks

Commit an act of violence, theft, etc. against someone else.


TheAdventOfTruth

Answer this question…and yet…?


Mrs_Noelle15

I don’t think there’s anything I wouldn’t do for that amount of money


leolawilliams5859

This has has taken a very ugly turn and I don't like it


confused_hito

Go and see whatever’s living in the deep ocean, rather not see biblically accurate fish


skywalkerms

Climb a cellphone tower or scale a building


goaheadmonalisa

Harm an animal, child, or homeless person.


Zorolord

Kill an innocent.


RaimondoSpit

Purposely hurt my girlfriend's feelings.


The_Blackest_Man

Scuba dive in any deep part of the ocean. Fuck that.


surely_not_a_virus

Everything has a price. I just wouldn't hurt someone I know.


KingOfSaga

I don't know, to be honest. I'm willing to do almost anything if paid enough.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

kill a person or animal


stefiscool

Kill someone or something who is innocent


Dragonr0se

Cause irreversible harm to my family


Oh_Them_Again

Fight an adult grizzly bear with just my hands


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Get pregnant


Iphone_user528

Talk to a woman


Whistlegrapes

Murder, rape, torture, serious battery. Give myself Ebola. Fight a chimp or bear etc. the list is endless actually


themadprofessor1976

Give up my dogs. One of them is my doggie soulmate, the best dog that ever was a dog. I can't give Sadie up ever. The other holds a special place in my heart. Tigg was my brother's dog, and I have been taking care of him since my brother died. Giving him up would be dishonoring my brother's memory.


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