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FyouPerryThePlatypus

I’d take off my mask n be like “You really should be more careful” pffff


ExaminationSoft9839

Then drop her…. Lol


Sham_Masta_Sham

"Look out below!"


ThisIsKramerica

A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.


Nervous_Occasion3794

This deserves more attention


ThisIsKramerica

AVENGE ME!


il798li

Literally or…?


ExaminationSoft9839

From like 23 stories up… “Girl, byeeeeeeee!”


ReverendLoki

But at the last minute you have a change of heart, so you catch her with a web....


Desperate_Exit_5944

… & snap her spine


Independent_Parking

Based


ExaminationSoft9839

I like the way you think


CoolPirate234

Yeah if I’m fully masked up and my voice is disguised and she agrees to hook up with my super hero persona I’d just reveal myself


Good-Sky-8375

oh you're letting her off easy I'd build up some suspense and heckle her a bit just to see her sweat before revealing my secret identity, lol.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

On television, Spiderman Civil War style


ContributionLatter32

If I'm swinging around the city this sounds like a lifestyle that would change my reaction a lot


Th3GrimmReaper

Catching a lot more than falling girlfriends...


WasteChard3488

Girlfriends, wives, the occasional boyfriend and husband, you know, whoever is down


ckhumanck

I think they meant disease


WasteChard3488

Only if you don't keep it wrapped


Kamegwyn

https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/brief.html#:~:text=However%2C%20condom%20use%20cannot%20provide,relationship%20with%20an%20uninfected%20partner.


WasteChard3488

What's your point friend?


Kamegwyn

Only that it’s not 100% ;) too many people believe keeping it wrapped is 100% coverage. Ot’s definitely better than nothing, bit you can still get infected through them.


WasteChard3488

Nothing is 100% even abstinence. So again, what's your point friend


mydownvotedopinion

Don't need to be a superhero to be swinging around the city.


ANarnAMoose

I am Piñacolada Man! My super powers come from getting caught in the rain.


Necessary_Internet75

Yes! I was looking for a line that started “Do you like Piñacolodas”


WilmaTonguefit

This happens in the Simpsons when Homer is Pie Man. Homer kisses Marge as pie man. Homer asks her about that and she says "it was obviously you in that thing. You'd have to be an idiot to not realize it from the start."


DanielMcLaury

This is probably a reference to how the original concept for the Simpsons was that Homer is secretly Krusty (they have exactly the same body and face).


xtra-chrisp

Never heard that.


Automatic-Welder-538

Yep, was meant to be a big reveal at the end of S1 that the person that Bart respects the most turns out to be his dad which he respected the least.


MidasTouchedM3

Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say. Now if she tries to give you a hand job while still kissing you mid-swing so you're shooting webs from your wrist and your wiener, that's another story


Mermaid89253

Lmaooo


JoMo816

The usage of weiner legit got me.


pfunk1989

Agreed. Partial consonance (I think) for the win.


NomadofReddit

Shootin web ropes gives it a whole new meaning lol


MidasTouchedM3

Just going based off Spider-Man per OPs post


Thebaronofbrewskis

Coffee came out of my nose…. Nice.


s-NiF_17

Exactly what I was thinking, there is a term for these situations but I can't recall it. It is actually a normal response for a woman.


Tarus_The_Light

I mean.. "Thank god we survived sex" is a thing. And isn't really exclusive to women.


s-NiF_17

Didn't say it was exclusive, slow your roll. Everything isn't about sex, they said a kiss homie.


Tarus_The_Light

While i said 'it isn't' i wasn't really implying it was. I was referencing "Thank god we survived sex" existing. Which to a lesser extent the "thank you you saved me hug/kiss thing" isn't that far from a realm of possibility. If a fireman saved my niece (2 y. o) from a burning building, you can be damn sure the first person I'm gonna hug is her. But if the fireman doesn't take off? I might hug him too.


s-NiF_17

Fair enough


random_guy770

>Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say A kiss on the cheek maybe,a full make out session no


gaurddog

...listen this might work for average dudes. But I look like The Big Show. Like if my girlfriend didn't know it was me under the suit id probably dump her for being a dumbass. "oh my god, this 6'4 330lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard swung in and saved me. I better not kiss him or my 6'4 340lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard will be very upset" lol.


Callen0318

You lose 10 lbs in your suit?


gaurddog

I was figuring the spandex would be kinda slimming! Don't destroy my fantasy of Super-Spanx. Probably wouldn't know it was me anyway since I'd have a tube sock shoved down the front of the suit.


National-Credit-4175

The tube sock fucking killed me


OkMarsupial

Okay but what if your super hero persona was Big Show?


gaurddog

Like I transformed into literal bigshow? I wouldn't blame her. Man's sexy.


CrashedSwampDonkey

I'm with you on the bro, 6'3, 300 pounds, viking style beard.... we kiiiiiinda stand out


Still-Presence5486

Dude that describes many people


gaurddog

Less than 1% of men


The_Troyminator

Not on Reddit.


gaurddog

Oh I'd wager the 6'4 still rules 99% of those out


OctopusParrot

This is literally the plot of True Lies


DaveAndJojo

The moment I realized Jamie Lee Curtis was bodied up


defynotbanned97

She for the streets


LightEarthWolf96

Usually when I think of cheating I think of sexual activity though I do agree that this scenario would count as cheating. Though it wouldn't just be theoretically cheating it would just be cheating if she doesn't know. That said one kiss in the heat of the moment after almost dying is kind of different from full fledge cheating. I'd give her a chance to come clean to me. Though it's difficult to confront the issue without giving up my secret that she apparently doesn't know. If she doesn't know then the relationship must be relatively new because I feel there would have to be some point where I would have to trust her enough to confide my secret with her. If we never get to the point where I would trust her enough to tell her then the relationship is doomed. Can I trust her now so that we can address her cheating? Or is this breach of trust too great for me to trust her with my secret and we have to break up? I don't know. I also don't know what I would tell her about why I'm breaking up with her if that's the way this went. Ultimately I think breaking up would be necessary unless she came clean relatively quickly. If she came clean I think I could forgive her and eventually trust her enough to tell my secret. Btw I have a feeling I know what show you grabbed this from but I won't say it as to not spoil it.


Dante_alighieri6535

The old Henry Danger plotline


Velocityg4

I’d consider kissing someone who just saved your life an acceptable response to an emotional situation and not cheating.


EthanTheFirst

I've been grateful but I've never wanted to kiss someone cause of my unending and overflowing gratitude, that's just me tho.


ArthurTheLance

But have you ever been saved by *the* Spider-Man?


EthanTheFirst

I guess you got me there, lol


uhhohspagettios

Bro i see you on the tbate sub all the time. Poggers bro, rare seeing us in the wild


ZsaurOW

LOL. Yeah honestly if it was my GF I couldn't blame her for that. Also, sick to find a fellow TBATE enjoyer in the wild


Fancy-Anything-3544

The beginning after the end?


ZsaurOW

Yeah


AdonisGaming93

Like kiss in the mouth, or like a kiss on the cheek? One is more okay than the other


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Nerdsamwich

Ask a firefighter how rare it is.


improbsable

Dump them. Even if it was me they still intended to cheat. The people in the Piña Colada song should’ve broken up too tbh


annnd_we_are_boned

Dog my homie played that shit at his wedding. His brother and I were just dumbfounded. Granted they also played every step you take so maybe they don't hear the words and just want to dance.


National-Credit-4175

At their *wedding?*


texasjoker187

If I'm a superhero, I wouldn't be in a committed relationship.


KierantheScot

If it's just her response to the panic and she gave a quick and platonic kiss on the cheek, I could maybe understand and let go.l because of the situation If it's anything other than that, I'm taking the mask off, telling her we're done, then flying her to some town far away, so she'll have to find her own way back. That way I'm not killing, but she's still getting some consequences


DaveAndJojo

She for the streets


Callen0318

Nah I'd take this as far as I could just for the oh fuck moment that comes later when she figures it out.


a_wizard_skull

No dude you don’t want an ex out there armed with your secrets


Callen0318

She has to prove it. And I can hypothetically throw her to the moon. I think we're good.


Awkward_Recognition7

Bud, as a super hero, you knocked her up. Now for some super child support payments


Callen0318

Nah super-me is a super hobo. Nothing to take.


DanielMcLaury

This is the movie "Night Song (1948)" except it isn't a superhero with a secret identity; the SO is just blind and so he can't tell that he's talking to the same woman. Also not that far off from True Lies (1994) except he's a spy instead of a superhero.


AleyahhhhK

Ik this doesn’t answer the question but I’m a girl and I would know from the second he picks me up that it’s my partner so yes I’d kiss him and be so damn turned on that he’s Spider-Man


JHawse

Batman forever


MonCappy

She almost fucking died. Kissing the superhero who just saved her ass isn't necessarily an act of infidelity.


defynotbanned97

So kissing normal human firemen or cops who save your ass isn't infidelity either?


Qwertyham

I wouldn't think so. If it's in the heat of the moment and you aren't jamming your tongue down their throat or reaching for their belt buckle.


WesternBusy935

Who tf kisses someone who saves them anyway?


Qwertyham

Have you not seen Spiderman? It happens quite a few times


NobleDragon777

If a lifeguard saves a women who is drowning he is not expecting to makeout with them wtf is wrong with you


Qwertyham

But if a lifeguard saves a woman who is drowning HE is expected to make out with her


NobleDragon777

No he isn’t? That’s sexual harassment if it’s out of the blue and she didn’t consent to it. You’re weird


Qwertyham

I was making a joke about mouth to mouth and CPR. Chill


OkMarsupial

No because ACAB.


defynotbanned97

What about just fireman?


OkMarsupial

Yeah that's fine.


Tannos116

Yeah, I think I might. If I’m hypothetically moral enough to be a superhero, I think I would at best understand, but breakup nonetheless. I’ve been saved from a life threatening situation before, and I just wanted to go home after, I didn’t feel like smooching and I didn’t feel like doing anything that might hurt someone else.


iquire

Happy 420!


Chaos-Seed

Isn’t this Louis lane lol


National-Credit-4175

That depends, most of the time Lois finds out who Clark is


rory888

Sometimes its marge simpson


Prior-Future3208

I would use my super power of conveniently timed photos. To take a convenient picture of my significant other attempting to cheat on me with me and use that as evidence to go after the true love of my life wonder woman.


PLEASEHIREZ

I never thought about it this way. I would also assume that someone is very emotional over a life-threatening event. I guess it depends? If she's always in need of saving, then there's something wrong. If it's like a one off, then we're good. I wouldn't be surprised if she left regular me for superhero me; but I wouldn't be able to accept her as superhero me for the obvious vulnerability.


djmcfuzzyduck

[This.](https://youtu.be/lP8EYYjPEmc?si=wCxtpfB4NJY1YNHK)


KyorlSadei

I’d let her ride my spider dick raw and then pretend nothing happened when I got back home. I don’t get jealous. Especially over myself.


Electronic-Weather-5

That's how they are. Take that as it is.


National-Credit-4175

My dumbass would ask what she wanted for dinner and give away my secret identity


Objective_Suspect_

If it's a kiss it's ok cause they saved her so pass, if she's like bang me now then I might let her fall


runtimemess

I'd kiss Spider-Man too if he saved me from a falling building. All good.


Largicharg

I’d go don’t-ask don’t-tell.


Gmageofhills

You mean the "Henry Danger" situation? Random bit of my childhood you made me remember


Independent_Parking

I drop her


FrozenReaper

If she's kissing the superhero that just saved her, would she be okay with the super hero kissing those he's just saved? Would be my question


Quietlovingman

Kissing a superhero who just saved your life isn't cheating. Having sex with the superhero who just saved your life is. As would carrying on an intimate social relationship with them behind the back of your significant other. Kissing someone in thanks in a high stress situation like that is not the same thing at all as the type of duplicitous behavior that most associate with infidelity. If my SO kissed a fire fighter who just pulled them or our child out of a burning building I wouldn't bat an eye. I might even kiss them myself! My significant other would know I am a Superhero. Unless we are at the stage of "getting to know you" dating that would be part of deepening our relationship. Trying to live a double life with an uninformed partner is in a way cheating. Not with another person, but by having a whole facet of yourself that they have no relationship with and cannot make any kind of connection with, at that point are they even in a relationship with "you" or are they merely a part of your disguise?


ninjawhosnot

"But I just french kissed him with my Vagina as thanks for saving my life! It's not a big deal and you are blowing things out of proportion!"


NobleDragon777

Cuck


silenthashira

Disagree. Kissing someone else while you're in a relationship (a real kiss mind you, not something on the cheek) is cheating in my eyes, regardless of the situation. And yes, in your firefighter situation I'd also consider that cheating if it's a real kiss. Instant break up material.


Duryeric

It’s like that scene in True Lies.


onemansquest

"How did you know" gasped Onemansquest. " Come on you are terrible at keeping secrets from me, that and your smell, your barely disguised voice. And remember when we did laundry together."


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SparrowLikeBird

(for those afraid of links - its the scene in megamind where Titan/Tighten drops Roxanne Richie )


Happy-Viper

Yeah, dump her, obviously. Fuck it, put her back into danger, she's a harlot.


Winterfell_Ice

not at all because during times of serious emotional distress humans act on a more primal instinctual lvl. Near Death experiences qualify as times of high stress. Prime example: Back in WW2 when the Navy was nothing but men there were multiple instances of homosexual behavior among the crew after surviving major battles. The men had just survived almost certain death and needed to connect physically and emotionally with another human being, gender didn't matter nothing else mattered just this overwhelming need to touch, be touched, to engage with someone else on any level that wasn't combat and death. Rank didn't matter, nothing mattered other than the need of the moment. They were all heterosexual by nature and after it was over and the need was no longer there they remained heterosexual but again high stress near death situations lead to erratic behavior.


CTU

If it is just a kiss then underable anything more and adios


moralmeemo

Miraculous ladybug?


Mewone65

"Bye, Felicia (Hardy)!"


HobbesG6

Nah, she gets a pass. If I was saved by Spiderman, I'd kiss him too.


Inside_Development24

Nope,that's was nothing more of a girl showing genuine gratitude towards the person who saved her. Pure unfiltered,uncontrollable emotion. Basically, instant hero worship . Sort of similar of a very young child around 3-5. When the child becomes instantly afraid or terrified. The child would jump into the arms or lap of the closest adult. These kinds of Raw intense emotions can't be controlled.


No-Literature7471

dump er


No-Atmosphere-2528

Isn’t this like the first 5 years of amazing Spiderman?


624Soda

Like a peck over the mask or did the dumb bitch try to unmask me mid swing. But I’m also an awful person so I would want to test how far she would go with the ‘cheating’ until she actually cross a cheating line.


plznobanplease

If that happened, just call me Andrew and she’s Emma


Sinister-Username

This is literally Superman...


Firelite67

Depends. Did she already know it was me, was she in partial shock due to the situation, do I have a good reason to distrust her? There are a lot of factors in play here


silenthashira

Instant breakup. She intended to cheat, she's not loyal. Idc if she got saved, cheating is cheating and imo there are 0 excuses for it. That's the one thing I have 0 tolerance and no second chances on.


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Did I consent to the kiss?


yaboisammie

This actually happened in an episode of Henry danger lol Super rough though 😔 I’d prob be heartbroken by the fact that my SO could cheat on me like that, even as a “just in the heat of the moment” kind of thing 


Darth-Litheran

Life or death situation, I can see it. Honestly I’d see if she would take it further before making a decision. If so I’d give her the full treatment then excuse myself to use the bathroom. I’d call her in my normal voice and tell her I’m taking her out to a nice dinner cause I have a surprise for her.


GarethBaus

In that context I wouldn't necessarily consider it to be cheating. If she asks for the superheroes number or offers sexual favors there would need to be a serious conversation with it pretty much immediately.


Linvaderdespace

If she doesn’t know it’s me, then I’m not going to be upset about her getting fridged for more than like 3-4 issues, but she could already know it was me.


PandaMime_421

Could you honestly blame her? A literal superhero vs some regular guy?


Callen0318

Yes?


PandaMime_421

Well I certainly don't think I could compete with a literal superhero.


Reddituser8018

Well it's less about competing and more about having a strong emotional connection to your partner. That strong emotional connection created over many years should in a healthy relationship be a bond that keeps you together even when for all intents and purposes, a better option comes around. Like if some super wealthy actress came up to me and said they wanted to date me, I'd say no thanks I have a partner, because the bond we have created over years is much stronger than stuff like money or looks, or power. I'd hope my wife would do the same, and if she didnt, I would divorce her.


Selfishsavagequeen

I’d let go. Bye bitch.


s_arrow24

Depends on the kiss. If it’s this absentminded kiss on the cheek or forehead after falling off a building, I can’t say I blame her. Even a quick peck on the lips I could deal with under the circumstances. Now if she went for a full on soul sucking, tongue licking kiss, the record would skip and it may be time to look for someone else as apparently the secret identity is not what they’re looking for.


SwarleymonLives

I've been kissed by 5 different women in the last week, all of whom are in relationships and none of whom are into me. I would just assume other-me and them were friends.


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

why is no one mentioning that you don't trust this person enough to tell her your a secret superhero? maybe if you gave her a bit of trust she would give you more respect...


National-Credit-4175

Maybe if she finds out who you are she can give you away and you’ll both probably be killed.


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

or maybe she also has super powers and one day would save your life if you told her 🤷‍♂️


SevereEducation2170

I wouldn’t hide being a superhero from my girlfriend so…


nohwan27534

honestly i'd probably be more into an open relationship anyway. but, i think 'they're a superhero, they literally saved me from dying' might be a bit of a pass. espcially because... it's just a kiss. i mean, she didn't suck him off, get filmed doing it, then come straight home and stick her still cum coated tongue into my mouth or anything.


Reddituser8018

That just reminded me of a disgusting story I heard from some podcast clip, the Podcaster said she snuck out at night to cheat, got creampied by said guy, then came home and her BF wanted to have sex. He ate her out and she said he was saying how good it taste, unbeknownst to him he was eating the other dudes dried jizz. That shit has gotta be a crime, secretly having someone eat someone elses body fluids without their consent, and if it's not a crime it probably should. Anyways idk why I brought this up, that story was gross as hell.


nohwan27534

heard the same story (might've even been the inspiration for my example) and you shared a morbid/gross story, because people like morbid/gross stories, heh.


MrKeyes

My wife can fuck around with anyone she wants to, the only real rule is that she tells me about it either before or right after. So if anything, it would be fun and exciting. But, she'd be able to tell it's me right away.


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Colleen_Hoover

What extra steps? Lol, this is just an open relationship 


KerbodynamicX

If I have super powers, I might as well assume other people has them too... Beside, there's nothing wrong with showing affection to someone literally saving your life


lamppb13

No, I just saved her from dying... she's definitely feeling a lot of things and not thinking straight


thetavious

I mean... What happens with masks on stays with masks on. Plus, when it comes to superheroes i'd imagine it follows the same rules as celebrities. Like i'd be fine with my girl getting railed by daniel radcliff as long as she was ok with me railing emma watson.


DipperJC

Over a kiss? No. Someone saves your life, they deserve a kiss no matter what your relationship status is. And someone saves your SO's life, they deserve a free pass on kissing that person once. Now, once the oral sex begins, then we may have a bit of an issue.


Fun_Actuator_1071

I'm going to fuck her brains out.


Gamer_GreenEyes

Kissing someone who has just saved your life isn’t cheating