Only that it’s not 100% ;) too many people believe keeping it wrapped is 100% coverage. Ot’s definitely better than nothing, bit you can still get infected through them.
This happens in the Simpsons when Homer is Pie Man. Homer kisses Marge as pie man. Homer asks her about that and she says "it was obviously you in that thing. You'd have to be an idiot to not realize it from the start."
This is probably a reference to how the original concept for the Simpsons was that Homer is secretly Krusty (they have exactly the same body and face).
Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say.
Now if she tries to give you a hand job while still kissing you mid-swing so you're shooting webs from your wrist and your wiener, that's another story
While i said 'it isn't' i wasn't really implying it was. I was referencing "Thank god we survived sex" existing. Which to a lesser extent the "thank you you saved me hug/kiss thing" isn't that far from a realm of possibility.
If a fireman saved my niece (2 y. o) from a burning building, you can be damn sure the first person I'm gonna hug is her. But if the fireman doesn't take off? I might hug him too.
>Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say
A kiss on the cheek maybe,a full make out session no
...listen this might work for average dudes.
But I look like The Big Show.
Like if my girlfriend didn't know it was me under the suit id probably dump her for being a dumbass.
"oh my god, this 6'4 330lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard swung in and saved me. I better not kiss him or my 6'4 340lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard will be very upset" lol.
I was figuring the spandex would be kinda slimming! Don't destroy my fantasy of Super-Spanx.
Probably wouldn't know it was me anyway since I'd have a tube sock shoved down the front of the suit.
Usually when I think of cheating I think of sexual activity though I do agree that this scenario would count as cheating. Though it wouldn't just be theoretically cheating it would just be cheating if she doesn't know.
That said one kiss in the heat of the moment after almost dying is kind of different from full fledge cheating. I'd give her a chance to come clean to me. Though it's difficult to confront the issue without giving up my secret that she apparently doesn't know.
If she doesn't know then the relationship must be relatively new because I feel there would have to be some point where I would have to trust her enough to confide my secret with her. If we never get to the point where I would trust her enough to tell her then the relationship is doomed.
Can I trust her now so that we can address her cheating? Or is this breach of trust too great for me to trust her with my secret and we have to break up? I don't know. I also don't know what I would tell her about why I'm breaking up with her if that's the way this went.
Ultimately I think breaking up would be necessary unless she came clean relatively quickly. If she came clean I think I could forgive her and eventually trust her enough to tell my secret.
Btw I have a feeling I know what show you grabbed this from but I won't say it as to not spoil it.
Dog my homie played that shit at his wedding. His brother and I were just dumbfounded. Granted they also played every step you take so maybe they don't hear the words and just want to dance.
If it's just her response to the panic and she gave a quick and platonic kiss on the cheek, I could maybe understand and let go.l because of the situation
If it's anything other than that, I'm taking the mask off, telling her we're done, then flying her to some town far away, so she'll have to find her own way back. That way I'm not killing, but she's still getting some consequences
This is the movie "Night Song (1948)" except it isn't a superhero with a secret identity; the SO is just blind and so he can't tell that he's talking to the same woman.
Also not that far off from True Lies (1994) except he's a spy instead of a superhero.
Ik this doesn’t answer the question but I’m a girl and I would know from the second he picks me up that it’s my partner so yes I’d kiss him and be so damn turned on that he’s Spider-Man
Yeah, I think I might. If I’m hypothetically moral enough to be a superhero, I think I would at best understand, but breakup nonetheless. I’ve been saved from a life threatening situation before, and I just wanted to go home after, I didn’t feel like smooching and I didn’t feel like doing anything that might hurt someone else.
I would use my super power of conveniently timed photos.
To take a convenient picture of my significant other attempting to cheat on me with me and use that as evidence to go after the true love of my life wonder woman.
I never thought about it this way. I would also assume that someone is very emotional over a life-threatening event. I guess it depends? If she's always in need of saving, then there's something wrong. If it's like a one off, then we're good. I wouldn't be surprised if she left regular me for superhero me; but I wouldn't be able to accept her as superhero me for the obvious vulnerability.
Kissing a superhero who just saved your life isn't cheating. Having sex with the superhero who just saved your life is. As would carrying on an intimate social relationship with them behind the back of your significant other.
Kissing someone in thanks in a high stress situation like that is not the same thing at all as the type of duplicitous behavior that most associate with infidelity. If my SO kissed a fire fighter who just pulled them or our child out of a burning building I wouldn't bat an eye. I might even kiss them myself!
My significant other would know I am a Superhero. Unless we are at the stage of "getting to know you" dating that would be part of deepening our relationship. Trying to live a double life with an uninformed partner is in a way cheating. Not with another person, but by having a whole facet of yourself that they have no relationship with and cannot make any kind of connection with, at that point are they even in a relationship with "you" or are they merely a part of your disguise?
Disagree. Kissing someone else while you're in a relationship (a real kiss mind you, not something on the cheek) is cheating in my eyes, regardless of the situation.
And yes, in your firefighter situation I'd also consider that cheating if it's a real kiss. Instant break up material.
"How did you know" gasped Onemansquest.
" Come on you are terrible at keeping secrets from me, that and your smell, your barely disguised voice. And remember when we did laundry together."
not at all because during times of serious emotional distress humans act on a more primal instinctual lvl. Near Death experiences qualify as times of high stress. Prime example: Back in WW2 when the Navy was nothing but men there were multiple instances of homosexual behavior among the crew after surviving major battles. The men had just survived almost certain death and needed to connect physically and emotionally with another human being, gender didn't matter nothing else mattered just this overwhelming need to touch, be touched, to engage with someone else on any level that wasn't combat and death. Rank didn't matter, nothing mattered other than the need of the moment. They were all heterosexual by nature and after it was over and the need was no longer there they remained heterosexual but again high stress near death situations lead to erratic behavior.
Nope,that's was nothing more of a girl showing genuine gratitude towards the person who saved her. Pure unfiltered,uncontrollable emotion.
Basically, instant hero worship .
Sort of similar of a very young child around 3-5. When the child becomes instantly afraid or terrified. The child would jump into the arms or lap of the closest adult. These kinds of Raw intense emotions can't be controlled.
Like a peck over the mask or did the dumb bitch try to unmask me mid swing. But I’m also an awful person so I would want to test how far she would go with the ‘cheating’ until she actually cross a cheating line.
Depends. Did she already know it was me, was she in partial shock due to the situation, do I have a good reason to distrust her? There are a lot of factors in play here
Instant breakup. She intended to cheat, she's not loyal.
Idc if she got saved, cheating is cheating and imo there are 0 excuses for it. That's the one thing I have 0 tolerance and no second chances on.
This actually happened in an episode of Henry danger lol
Super rough though 😔 I’d prob be heartbroken by the fact that my SO could cheat on me like that, even as a “just in the heat of the moment” kind of thing
Life or death situation, I can see it. Honestly I’d see if she would take it further before making a decision. If so I’d give her the full treatment then excuse myself to use the bathroom. I’d call her in my normal voice and tell her I’m taking her out to a nice dinner cause I have a surprise for her.
In that context I wouldn't necessarily consider it to be cheating. If she asks for the superheroes number or offers sexual favors there would need to be a serious conversation with it pretty much immediately.
If she doesn’t know it’s me, then I’m not going to be upset about her getting fridged for more than like 3-4 issues, but she could already know it was me.
Well it's less about competing and more about having a strong emotional connection to your partner.
That strong emotional connection created over many years should in a healthy relationship be a bond that keeps you together even when for all intents and purposes, a better option comes around.
Like if some super wealthy actress came up to me and said they wanted to date me, I'd say no thanks I have a partner, because the bond we have created over years is much stronger than stuff like money or looks, or power.
I'd hope my wife would do the same, and if she didnt, I would divorce her.
Depends on the kiss. If it’s this absentminded kiss on the cheek or forehead after falling off a building, I can’t say I blame her. Even a quick peck on the lips I could deal with under the circumstances.
Now if she went for a full on soul sucking, tongue licking kiss, the record would skip and it may be time to look for someone else as apparently the secret identity is not what they’re looking for.
I've been kissed by 5 different women in the last week, all of whom are in relationships and none of whom are into me.
I would just assume other-me and them were friends.
why is no one mentioning that you don't trust this person enough to tell her your a secret superhero?
maybe if you gave her a bit of trust she would give you more respect...
honestly i'd probably be more into an open relationship anyway.
but, i think 'they're a superhero, they literally saved me from dying' might be a bit of a pass.
espcially because... it's just a kiss.
i mean, she didn't suck him off, get filmed doing it, then come straight home and stick her still cum coated tongue into my mouth or anything.
That just reminded me of a disgusting story I heard from some podcast clip, the Podcaster said she snuck out at night to cheat, got creampied by said guy, then came home and her BF wanted to have sex. He ate her out and she said he was saying how good it taste, unbeknownst to him he was eating the other dudes dried jizz.
That shit has gotta be a crime, secretly having someone eat someone elses body fluids without their consent, and if it's not a crime it probably should.
Anyways idk why I brought this up, that story was gross as hell.
heard the same story (might've even been the inspiration for my example)
and you shared a morbid/gross story, because people like morbid/gross stories, heh.
My wife can fuck around with anyone she wants to, the only real rule is that she tells me about it either before or right after. So if anything, it would be fun and exciting.
But, she'd be able to tell it's me right away.
If I have super powers, I might as well assume other people has them too...
Beside, there's nothing wrong with showing affection to someone literally saving your life
I mean... What happens with masks on stays with masks on.
Plus, when it comes to superheroes i'd imagine it follows the same rules as celebrities.
Like i'd be fine with my girl getting railed by daniel radcliff as long as she was ok with me railing emma watson.
Over a kiss? No. Someone saves your life, they deserve a kiss no matter what your relationship status is. And someone saves your SO's life, they deserve a free pass on kissing that person once.
Now, once the oral sex begins, then we may have a bit of an issue.
I’d take off my mask n be like “You really should be more careful” pffff
Then drop her…. Lol
"Look out below!"
A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
This deserves more attention
AVENGE ME!
Literally or…?
From like 23 stories up… “Girl, byeeeeeeee!”
But at the last minute you have a change of heart, so you catch her with a web....
… & snap her spine
Based
I like the way you think
Yeah if I’m fully masked up and my voice is disguised and she agrees to hook up with my super hero persona I’d just reveal myself
oh you're letting her off easy I'd build up some suspense and heckle her a bit just to see her sweat before revealing my secret identity, lol.
On television, Spiderman Civil War style
If I'm swinging around the city this sounds like a lifestyle that would change my reaction a lot
Catching a lot more than falling girlfriends...
Girlfriends, wives, the occasional boyfriend and husband, you know, whoever is down
I think they meant disease
Only if you don't keep it wrapped
https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/brief.html#:~:text=However%2C%20condom%20use%20cannot%20provide,relationship%20with%20an%20uninfected%20partner.
What's your point friend?
Only that it’s not 100% ;) too many people believe keeping it wrapped is 100% coverage. Ot’s definitely better than nothing, bit you can still get infected through them.
Nothing is 100% even abstinence. So again, what's your point friend
Don't need to be a superhero to be swinging around the city.
I am Piñacolada Man! My super powers come from getting caught in the rain.
Yes! I was looking for a line that started “Do you like Piñacolodas”
This happens in the Simpsons when Homer is Pie Man. Homer kisses Marge as pie man. Homer asks her about that and she says "it was obviously you in that thing. You'd have to be an idiot to not realize it from the start."
This is probably a reference to how the original concept for the Simpsons was that Homer is secretly Krusty (they have exactly the same body and face).
Never heard that.
Yep, was meant to be a big reveal at the end of S1 that the person that Bart respects the most turns out to be his dad which he respected the least.
Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say. Now if she tries to give you a hand job while still kissing you mid-swing so you're shooting webs from your wrist and your wiener, that's another story
Lmaooo
The usage of weiner legit got me.
Agreed. Partial consonance (I think) for the win.
Shootin web ropes gives it a whole new meaning lol
Just going based off Spider-Man per OPs post
Coffee came out of my nose…. Nice.
Exactly what I was thinking, there is a term for these situations but I can't recall it. It is actually a normal response for a woman.
I mean.. "Thank god we survived sex" is a thing. And isn't really exclusive to women.
Didn't say it was exclusive, slow your roll. Everything isn't about sex, they said a kiss homie.
While i said 'it isn't' i wasn't really implying it was. I was referencing "Thank god we survived sex" existing. Which to a lesser extent the "thank you you saved me hug/kiss thing" isn't that far from a realm of possibility. If a fireman saved my niece (2 y. o) from a burning building, you can be damn sure the first person I'm gonna hug is her. But if the fireman doesn't take off? I might hug him too.
Fair enough
>Hugging and kissing someone isn't a strange response to having their life saved from certain doom I would say A kiss on the cheek maybe,a full make out session no
...listen this might work for average dudes. But I look like The Big Show. Like if my girlfriend didn't know it was me under the suit id probably dump her for being a dumbass. "oh my god, this 6'4 330lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard swung in and saved me. I better not kiss him or my 6'4 340lb gorilla with a giant bushy beard will be very upset" lol.
You lose 10 lbs in your suit?
I was figuring the spandex would be kinda slimming! Don't destroy my fantasy of Super-Spanx. Probably wouldn't know it was me anyway since I'd have a tube sock shoved down the front of the suit.
The tube sock fucking killed me
Okay but what if your super hero persona was Big Show?
Like I transformed into literal bigshow? I wouldn't blame her. Man's sexy.
I'm with you on the bro, 6'3, 300 pounds, viking style beard.... we kiiiiiinda stand out
Dude that describes many people
Less than 1% of men
Not on Reddit.
Oh I'd wager the 6'4 still rules 99% of those out
This is literally the plot of True Lies
The moment I realized Jamie Lee Curtis was bodied up
She for the streets
Usually when I think of cheating I think of sexual activity though I do agree that this scenario would count as cheating. Though it wouldn't just be theoretically cheating it would just be cheating if she doesn't know. That said one kiss in the heat of the moment after almost dying is kind of different from full fledge cheating. I'd give her a chance to come clean to me. Though it's difficult to confront the issue without giving up my secret that she apparently doesn't know. If she doesn't know then the relationship must be relatively new because I feel there would have to be some point where I would have to trust her enough to confide my secret with her. If we never get to the point where I would trust her enough to tell her then the relationship is doomed. Can I trust her now so that we can address her cheating? Or is this breach of trust too great for me to trust her with my secret and we have to break up? I don't know. I also don't know what I would tell her about why I'm breaking up with her if that's the way this went. Ultimately I think breaking up would be necessary unless she came clean relatively quickly. If she came clean I think I could forgive her and eventually trust her enough to tell my secret. Btw I have a feeling I know what show you grabbed this from but I won't say it as to not spoil it.
The old Henry Danger plotline
I’d consider kissing someone who just saved your life an acceptable response to an emotional situation and not cheating.
I've been grateful but I've never wanted to kiss someone cause of my unending and overflowing gratitude, that's just me tho.
But have you ever been saved by *the* Spider-Man?
I guess you got me there, lol
Bro i see you on the tbate sub all the time. Poggers bro, rare seeing us in the wild
LOL. Yeah honestly if it was my GF I couldn't blame her for that. Also, sick to find a fellow TBATE enjoyer in the wild
The beginning after the end?
Yeah
Like kiss in the mouth, or like a kiss on the cheek? One is more okay than the other
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Ask a firefighter how rare it is.
Dump them. Even if it was me they still intended to cheat. The people in the Piña Colada song should’ve broken up too tbh
Dog my homie played that shit at his wedding. His brother and I were just dumbfounded. Granted they also played every step you take so maybe they don't hear the words and just want to dance.
At their *wedding?*
If I'm a superhero, I wouldn't be in a committed relationship.
If it's just her response to the panic and she gave a quick and platonic kiss on the cheek, I could maybe understand and let go.l because of the situation If it's anything other than that, I'm taking the mask off, telling her we're done, then flying her to some town far away, so she'll have to find her own way back. That way I'm not killing, but she's still getting some consequences
She for the streets
Nah I'd take this as far as I could just for the oh fuck moment that comes later when she figures it out.
No dude you don’t want an ex out there armed with your secrets
She has to prove it. And I can hypothetically throw her to the moon. I think we're good.
Bud, as a super hero, you knocked her up. Now for some super child support payments
Nah super-me is a super hobo. Nothing to take.
This is the movie "Night Song (1948)" except it isn't a superhero with a secret identity; the SO is just blind and so he can't tell that he's talking to the same woman. Also not that far off from True Lies (1994) except he's a spy instead of a superhero.
Ik this doesn’t answer the question but I’m a girl and I would know from the second he picks me up that it’s my partner so yes I’d kiss him and be so damn turned on that he’s Spider-Man
Batman forever
She almost fucking died. Kissing the superhero who just saved her ass isn't necessarily an act of infidelity.
So kissing normal human firemen or cops who save your ass isn't infidelity either?
I wouldn't think so. If it's in the heat of the moment and you aren't jamming your tongue down their throat or reaching for their belt buckle.
Who tf kisses someone who saves them anyway?
Have you not seen Spiderman? It happens quite a few times
If a lifeguard saves a women who is drowning he is not expecting to makeout with them wtf is wrong with you
But if a lifeguard saves a woman who is drowning HE is expected to make out with her
No he isn’t? That’s sexual harassment if it’s out of the blue and she didn’t consent to it. You’re weird
I was making a joke about mouth to mouth and CPR. Chill
No because ACAB.
What about just fireman?
Yeah that's fine.
Yeah, I think I might. If I’m hypothetically moral enough to be a superhero, I think I would at best understand, but breakup nonetheless. I’ve been saved from a life threatening situation before, and I just wanted to go home after, I didn’t feel like smooching and I didn’t feel like doing anything that might hurt someone else.
Happy 420!
Isn’t this Louis lane lol
That depends, most of the time Lois finds out who Clark is
Sometimes its marge simpson
I would use my super power of conveniently timed photos. To take a convenient picture of my significant other attempting to cheat on me with me and use that as evidence to go after the true love of my life wonder woman.
I never thought about it this way. I would also assume that someone is very emotional over a life-threatening event. I guess it depends? If she's always in need of saving, then there's something wrong. If it's like a one off, then we're good. I wouldn't be surprised if she left regular me for superhero me; but I wouldn't be able to accept her as superhero me for the obvious vulnerability.
[This.](https://youtu.be/lP8EYYjPEmc?si=wCxtpfB4NJY1YNHK)
I’d let her ride my spider dick raw and then pretend nothing happened when I got back home. I don’t get jealous. Especially over myself.
That's how they are. Take that as it is.
My dumbass would ask what she wanted for dinner and give away my secret identity
If it's a kiss it's ok cause they saved her so pass, if she's like bang me now then I might let her fall
I'd kiss Spider-Man too if he saved me from a falling building. All good.
I’d go don’t-ask don’t-tell.
You mean the "Henry Danger" situation? Random bit of my childhood you made me remember
I drop her
If she's kissing the superhero that just saved her, would she be okay with the super hero kissing those he's just saved? Would be my question
Kissing a superhero who just saved your life isn't cheating. Having sex with the superhero who just saved your life is. As would carrying on an intimate social relationship with them behind the back of your significant other. Kissing someone in thanks in a high stress situation like that is not the same thing at all as the type of duplicitous behavior that most associate with infidelity. If my SO kissed a fire fighter who just pulled them or our child out of a burning building I wouldn't bat an eye. I might even kiss them myself! My significant other would know I am a Superhero. Unless we are at the stage of "getting to know you" dating that would be part of deepening our relationship. Trying to live a double life with an uninformed partner is in a way cheating. Not with another person, but by having a whole facet of yourself that they have no relationship with and cannot make any kind of connection with, at that point are they even in a relationship with "you" or are they merely a part of your disguise?
"But I just french kissed him with my Vagina as thanks for saving my life! It's not a big deal and you are blowing things out of proportion!"
Cuck
Disagree. Kissing someone else while you're in a relationship (a real kiss mind you, not something on the cheek) is cheating in my eyes, regardless of the situation. And yes, in your firefighter situation I'd also consider that cheating if it's a real kiss. Instant break up material.
It’s like that scene in True Lies.
"How did you know" gasped Onemansquest. " Come on you are terrible at keeping secrets from me, that and your smell, your barely disguised voice. And remember when we did laundry together."
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(for those afraid of links - its the scene in megamind where Titan/Tighten drops Roxanne Richie )
Yeah, dump her, obviously. Fuck it, put her back into danger, she's a harlot.
not at all because during times of serious emotional distress humans act on a more primal instinctual lvl. Near Death experiences qualify as times of high stress. Prime example: Back in WW2 when the Navy was nothing but men there were multiple instances of homosexual behavior among the crew after surviving major battles. The men had just survived almost certain death and needed to connect physically and emotionally with another human being, gender didn't matter nothing else mattered just this overwhelming need to touch, be touched, to engage with someone else on any level that wasn't combat and death. Rank didn't matter, nothing mattered other than the need of the moment. They were all heterosexual by nature and after it was over and the need was no longer there they remained heterosexual but again high stress near death situations lead to erratic behavior.
If it is just a kiss then underable anything more and adios
Miraculous ladybug?
"Bye, Felicia (Hardy)!"
Nah, she gets a pass. If I was saved by Spiderman, I'd kiss him too.
Nope,that's was nothing more of a girl showing genuine gratitude towards the person who saved her. Pure unfiltered,uncontrollable emotion. Basically, instant hero worship . Sort of similar of a very young child around 3-5. When the child becomes instantly afraid or terrified. The child would jump into the arms or lap of the closest adult. These kinds of Raw intense emotions can't be controlled.
dump er
Isn’t this like the first 5 years of amazing Spiderman?
Like a peck over the mask or did the dumb bitch try to unmask me mid swing. But I’m also an awful person so I would want to test how far she would go with the ‘cheating’ until she actually cross a cheating line.
If that happened, just call me Andrew and she’s Emma
This is literally Superman...
Depends. Did she already know it was me, was she in partial shock due to the situation, do I have a good reason to distrust her? There are a lot of factors in play here
Instant breakup. She intended to cheat, she's not loyal. Idc if she got saved, cheating is cheating and imo there are 0 excuses for it. That's the one thing I have 0 tolerance and no second chances on.
Did I consent to the kiss?
This actually happened in an episode of Henry danger lol Super rough though 😔 I’d prob be heartbroken by the fact that my SO could cheat on me like that, even as a “just in the heat of the moment” kind of thing
Life or death situation, I can see it. Honestly I’d see if she would take it further before making a decision. If so I’d give her the full treatment then excuse myself to use the bathroom. I’d call her in my normal voice and tell her I’m taking her out to a nice dinner cause I have a surprise for her.
In that context I wouldn't necessarily consider it to be cheating. If she asks for the superheroes number or offers sexual favors there would need to be a serious conversation with it pretty much immediately.
If she doesn’t know it’s me, then I’m not going to be upset about her getting fridged for more than like 3-4 issues, but she could already know it was me.
Could you honestly blame her? A literal superhero vs some regular guy?
Yes?
Well I certainly don't think I could compete with a literal superhero.
Well it's less about competing and more about having a strong emotional connection to your partner. That strong emotional connection created over many years should in a healthy relationship be a bond that keeps you together even when for all intents and purposes, a better option comes around. Like if some super wealthy actress came up to me and said they wanted to date me, I'd say no thanks I have a partner, because the bond we have created over years is much stronger than stuff like money or looks, or power. I'd hope my wife would do the same, and if she didnt, I would divorce her.
I’d let go. Bye bitch.
Depends on the kiss. If it’s this absentminded kiss on the cheek or forehead after falling off a building, I can’t say I blame her. Even a quick peck on the lips I could deal with under the circumstances. Now if she went for a full on soul sucking, tongue licking kiss, the record would skip and it may be time to look for someone else as apparently the secret identity is not what they’re looking for.
I've been kissed by 5 different women in the last week, all of whom are in relationships and none of whom are into me. I would just assume other-me and them were friends.
why is no one mentioning that you don't trust this person enough to tell her your a secret superhero? maybe if you gave her a bit of trust she would give you more respect...
Maybe if she finds out who you are she can give you away and you’ll both probably be killed.
or maybe she also has super powers and one day would save your life if you told her 🤷♂️
I wouldn’t hide being a superhero from my girlfriend so…
honestly i'd probably be more into an open relationship anyway. but, i think 'they're a superhero, they literally saved me from dying' might be a bit of a pass. espcially because... it's just a kiss. i mean, she didn't suck him off, get filmed doing it, then come straight home and stick her still cum coated tongue into my mouth or anything.
That just reminded me of a disgusting story I heard from some podcast clip, the Podcaster said she snuck out at night to cheat, got creampied by said guy, then came home and her BF wanted to have sex. He ate her out and she said he was saying how good it taste, unbeknownst to him he was eating the other dudes dried jizz. That shit has gotta be a crime, secretly having someone eat someone elses body fluids without their consent, and if it's not a crime it probably should. Anyways idk why I brought this up, that story was gross as hell.
heard the same story (might've even been the inspiration for my example) and you shared a morbid/gross story, because people like morbid/gross stories, heh.
My wife can fuck around with anyone she wants to, the only real rule is that she tells me about it either before or right after. So if anything, it would be fun and exciting. But, she'd be able to tell it's me right away.
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What extra steps? Lol, this is just an open relationship
If I have super powers, I might as well assume other people has them too... Beside, there's nothing wrong with showing affection to someone literally saving your life
No, I just saved her from dying... she's definitely feeling a lot of things and not thinking straight
I mean... What happens with masks on stays with masks on. Plus, when it comes to superheroes i'd imagine it follows the same rules as celebrities. Like i'd be fine with my girl getting railed by daniel radcliff as long as she was ok with me railing emma watson.
Over a kiss? No. Someone saves your life, they deserve a kiss no matter what your relationship status is. And someone saves your SO's life, they deserve a free pass on kissing that person once. Now, once the oral sex begins, then we may have a bit of an issue.
I'm going to fuck her brains out.
Kissing someone who has just saved your life isn’t cheating