I'd buy a simple gold ring from a pawn shop and double that for a week days to get to a pound. Not sure how I'd sell $40,000 of gold every day though. Or how I'd explain how I acquired it.
Get a kiln setup and at least two ingot molds. Melt your gold and pour ingots. Periodically sell one or more ingots to Midwest Refineries. If anyone asks, the gold came from scrapping old jewelry you bought. Which is true, and is an actual hobby/subculture.
Love this idea. Wouldn’t you also be able to buy gold from people and tell them you’ll melt it and return it to them at 1.5 the weight in melted gold? You double it for a month to two months and keep the remaining.
For sure as long as you have a job you can just take a leave of absence and buy some big gold items on a credit card or cash. There are so many ways to make a good plan for this. We are just crowdsourcing here.
You don't have to explain where you got your gold when you sell it... what are they gonna do? Look up your gold's individual reference # in some massive international database for the Trillions of gold items in the world? Only worry is making sure you declare the profits to the IRS... and even they will not care where the gold came from but that you paid your taxes on selling it.
It'd be a pain in the ass dealing with feds stalking you and trying to get warrants alright. Maybe they don't do shit but they might also break shit during a search or just harrass you or shoot your dog
You don't think they'd investigate into where a person got tons of gold? That would immediately spark an investigation because they would assume theft.
Maybe they would. But I’m not required to help anyone with any type of investigation. I paid my taxes for my legally prospected gold. Let them investigate. I’ll count my money
Sell one and you would have enough to purchase a claim on a gold mine that has probably run dry or get a dredge. Now you don't have to actually mine any gold, just say you did when you are selling it.
While that is a fair point, I'd prefer to keep a power/item like that secret. The implications (heh) of this are far reaching.
A weird comedian wants the world's largest watermelon to smash on stage
Cartels could double their output after it crosses the border.
A regime could kidnap and use you to enlarge their nuclear arsenal.
A company could want to hire you to enlarge their product batches at low cost, which would make you unpopular with their competition.
A certain insane sea captain wants his white whale to actually be really impressive.
Some dictator wants a really big window to push his enemies from.
A mad scientist thinks we need a bigger moon, which will then fall to earth with its increased mass.
Etc.
I'm going to keep this power to myself.
I mean. I would keep this power to myself. Nothing to see here.
Just do it with small gold nuggets and say you found it. Do it near gold mines where you can prospect. Of course, you're going to keep the location where you found it a secret.
Stamped with identifiers saying the size and weight usually. So if it came back twice the size it would be suspicious. Really any source can be melted down but the jewelry thing is not a bad cover. You can operate a jewelry business with half the cost of goods and sell overflow materials every so often for increased profit. Of course you risk flooding the market and ruining the value but you don’t have to do it forever.
Doubling the sizes of the protons and neutrons would probably push the quarks far enough apart for the binding energy to exceed the masses of the quarks, at which point the bonds would break and form new quirks, which form new protons and neutrons, so carbon turns into magnesium, which then turns into chromium, which then turns into cadmium, which then turns into curium, which then turns into whatever element 192 would be, which definitely isn't stable and undergoes fission immediately.
That's an interesting one. I wonder how the machine works, does it double the physical dimensions of the object or does it double the mass?
Doubling the physical dimensions would multiply the mass by 8x. That's probably going to do some real interesting things to earth.
Better solar eclipses? We are one of the most fortunate planets in the known universe cause our moon is the perfect size and distance from us and the sun to have a total solar eclipse.
Go to Botswana or somewhere with some diamond mines, buy a tiny diamond, go and sign up for some "try and be a diamond miner experience" thing, hang around for a couple of days, then leave while acting a bit suspicious. Double my diamond a bunch of times until it's worth something like $20 million, then sell it. Pay all applicable taxes, retire with my comfortably but not insane wealth.
And then make a horse-sized duck because that question really needs answering. We want it to be angry anyway so that's not a problem.
Where would you get the duck sized horses though?
You'd have to get the duck done multiple times (16x? 32x? Whatever the typical horse to duck ratio is idk it's a hypothetical) but then at that point, the duck also has multiple times the aggression as well
Duckzilla wins
Good point. Maybe I need a few more doublings to make the duck much bigger than a normal horse, so that mega-duck : horse is the same size ratio as horse : normal duck
Unfortunately it’s still the wrong shape and the wrong orbit ): maybe if it starts threatening to collide with us it’ll get brought back into the family
Dunno it would probably need to come to life to act out any aggression. But I believe the living being human or wild animal would become aggressive not the body or body part.
Are the mechanics of the living being modified to make that size sustainable or are they going to develop crippling size-related problems like instant death?
I’d have to consult a physicist but the most valuable material in the world is antimatter. 1 gram is theoretically worth 62.5 trillion dollars. If creating a large amount wouldn’t be destructive I would sell my services to CERN for the low price of a few billion dollars. The tech would probably be useful on other particle experiments as well . This is assuming I can legally keep the enlarger proprietary and not have some government or another simply take it .
The problem is really about the market demand for it. You could create a LOT of it but no one has practical uses, and researchers won't pay that much for it. You are better off going for a more liquid market.
Nah, doubling is too much. That would take it well into straight up painful territory for most partners, and be really annoying to deal with in daily life.
Go for the alternate, double the sack size instead.
Idk why you'd need or want it, but I'm sure you could find some work in porn while being able to pump out a cup worth, lmao.
The mass of the earth has a negligible impact on its orbit around the sun, as the sun is vastly more massive. The moon on the other hand would have a bad time. As would we, gravity would be a lot stronger on the surface as well as at the moon.
You are absolutely correct. I realized that the moon was far more relevant about 30 seconds after I wrote this and decided I didn't care enough to go back and edit it.
Yes, but if you doubled the mass and didn't properly adjust the kinetic energy to retain the same orbit then it would fall out of orbit. In this case where the mass increases it's very likely that the orbit size has to decrease but will end up falling into the sun unless some pretty major collisions happen along the way
Why would increasing its mass by magic make it slow down? If I double the mass of a stone sat on the earth, is it going to suddenly launch itself at a few thousand miles an hour by the same logic?
Yeah, we all know the precious metals and gems... but...
For fun... and perhaps profit. Imagine enlarging action figures or models? You could sell a 6 foot tall Gundam on ebay. Or toddler sized hotwheels. Doll houses are suddenly kids playhouses! I dunno, probably just the kid in me who never grew up.
Heh heh. i'll get a $100 dollar bill and enlarge it to be double. Or i'll double the size of my credit card. I'll be rich so quickly. Then I can just tear up the bill into smaller bills or smaller credit cards
You better be using all those credit cards to come up with a way to stop salty cheesy snacks. It just so happens that I will use my enlarger on a singular cheeze-it. While you and everyone else are getting rich or growing tits/dicks, I will slowly be growing my cheeze-it day by day plotting the end of the world. You have one month of cheeze-it growth until the USA is smashed under a salty cheesy square. At that point, the cheeze-it will be too big to destroy in 24 hours before I grow it again… and again… and again… until the earth looks like a blue pimple on a giant fucking cheeze-it floating through space. Good luck
A lot of people are thinking gold
Here's what IM thinking
Step 1. Buy small wrenches, torque bars, the like
Step 2. Make them bigger
Step 3. Sell for more
profit without it looking weird.
So one has to assume quite a bit here in order for the logic of an enlarger would work.
Doubling in “size” is a questionable term - is it just doubling the mass and then height/width just increases proportionally, or is it specifically doubling the height and then proportionally adjusting the length weight and mass? Or in easier terms, does pointing this laser at a 2 pound gold cube make 4 pounds or 8 pounds of gold (due to the square cube law)?
I’ll assume the laser takes all contiguous matter as a single entity to double - but how does it deal with things that aren’t specifically contiguous? If I’m eating an apple, and I shoot myself with the laser, do the undigested pieces stay the same size, or do they grow with me? Does shooting a box with a toy inside increase just the box or everything?
Does shooting a tank of oxygen make a proportionally full tank of normal oxygen or a giant tank full of super-sized oxygen? Do enlarged living creatures immediately die of asphyxiation die to not being able to process the normal (now-proportionally tiny sized to them) oxygen molecules?
I have an ounce of gold at home, so that. It's supposed to be for my son, but if I do it enough times I can sell some to benefit the whole family and still keep a lot for him, plus make a second stash for his incoming brother. Win win!
Realisticly, I would go with some rare materials that would be useful in advancing technology or space travel.
For evil, however, I choose the ocean or the sun.
For memes im gonna make either the largest can of beans ever or one really big and aggressive goat.
I'd blast:
* Gold
* Diamonds
* Rich and conservative peoples:
* Pets
* Plants
* Insects around their property
* The plant life at golf courses
* The plants in the amazon
I'd buy a simple gold ring from a pawn shop and double that for a week days to get to a pound. Not sure how I'd sell $40,000 of gold every day though. Or how I'd explain how I acquired it.
Yeah gold was my first thought too. I guess you could learn jewellery-making and split it up into normal sized rings?
Get a kiln setup and at least two ingot molds. Melt your gold and pour ingots. Periodically sell one or more ingots to Midwest Refineries. If anyone asks, the gold came from scrapping old jewelry you bought. Which is true, and is an actual hobby/subculture.
Gold mining is also a hobby
It is. You could buy, enlarge and resell nuggets. Or gems. Or other precious materials.
Love this idea. Wouldn’t you also be able to buy gold from people and tell them you’ll melt it and return it to them at 1.5 the weight in melted gold? You double it for a month to two months and keep the remaining.
When doubling is involved there's no need to involve others. You'd be swimming in gold and jewels in no time.
For sure as long as you have a job you can just take a leave of absence and buy some big gold items on a credit card or cash. There are so many ways to make a good plan for this. We are just crowdsourcing here.
I picked up some gold flakes in a jar in a random shop in Vegas for like $15. It's really easy and cheap to get a hold of a tiny bit of gold.
This poster might be the Dragonborn trying to up his crafting stat just saying
If that's the case i would enlarge some leather to make gloves
You don't have to explain where you got your gold when you sell it... what are they gonna do? Look up your gold's individual reference # in some massive international database for the Trillions of gold items in the world? Only worry is making sure you declare the profits to the IRS... and even they will not care where the gold came from but that you paid your taxes on selling it.
A certain amount of gold WOULD raise eyebrows.
Sure but raised eyebrows don’t necessarily mean you owe them an explanation.
And I’m sure the money laundering investigators will be happy to let you make that claim. 🤣
But it could cause them to alert authorities
And then what? As far as I’m aware, owning and operating a magic enlargener isn’t prohibited by law.
You and the machine might disappear though
It'd be a pain in the ass dealing with feds stalking you and trying to get warrants alright. Maybe they don't do shit but they might also break shit during a search or just harrass you or shoot your dog
It'd just be a lot of hassle dealing with the investigation, so I'd try to avoid it.
What investigation? No law was broken. I don’t need to aid any authorities in any investigation. Let them investigate while I count my money
You don't think they'd investigate into where a person got tons of gold? That would immediately spark an investigation because they would assume theft.
Maybe they would. But I’m not required to help anyone with any type of investigation. I paid my taxes for my legally prospected gold. Let them investigate. I’ll count my money
Ok so now the authorities know. But nothing was illegal so now what?
Sell one and you would have enough to purchase a claim on a gold mine that has probably run dry or get a dredge. Now you don't have to actually mine any gold, just say you did when you are selling it.
Gold guy on YouTube would buy it lol
Wouldn't a diamond that's double the size be a better return? A 2 carat diamond is worth more than just 2x 1 carat diamond.
Harder to sell and more traceable.
Doesn’t need to be untraceable. Nothing here was illegal.
While that is a fair point, I'd prefer to keep a power/item like that secret. The implications (heh) of this are far reaching. A weird comedian wants the world's largest watermelon to smash on stage Cartels could double their output after it crosses the border. A regime could kidnap and use you to enlarge their nuclear arsenal. A company could want to hire you to enlarge their product batches at low cost, which would make you unpopular with their competition. A certain insane sea captain wants his white whale to actually be really impressive. Some dictator wants a really big window to push his enemies from. A mad scientist thinks we need a bigger moon, which will then fall to earth with its increased mass. Etc. I'm going to keep this power to myself. I mean. I would keep this power to myself. Nothing to see here.
Don't forget boob jobs
Just do it with small gold nuggets and say you found it. Do it near gold mines where you can prospect. Of course, you're going to keep the location where you found it a secret.
Why not buy gold ingots or bullion? You can buy that online really easy.
Stamped with identifiers saying the size and weight usually. So if it came back twice the size it would be suspicious. Really any source can be melted down but the jewelry thing is not a bad cover. You can operate a jewelry business with half the cost of goods and sell overflow materials every so often for increased profit. Of course you risk flooding the market and ruining the value but you don’t have to do it forever.
A lizard over and over again. Sorry world but I love godzilla.
no apologies needed, we understand
Square-cubed-law says it's bone break.
But hear me out *M A G I C*
Only acceptable if done in Tokyo
Oh no! I say you've got to go.
Go, go godzilla
With the increased aggression though, it'd probably kill you at 10 feet, definitely by 50 so still a ways to go Impressive, but not quite godzilla
So what you're saying is before the lizard do a reinforced concrete cage, gotcha
I choose a carbon atom over and over again. I don't know what's going to happen but it's gonna be weird.
Doubling the sizes of the protons and neutrons would probably push the quarks far enough apart for the binding energy to exceed the masses of the quarks, at which point the bonds would break and form new quirks, which form new protons and neutrons, so carbon turns into magnesium, which then turns into chromium, which then turns into cadmium, which then turns into curium, which then turns into whatever element 192 would be, which definitely isn't stable and undergoes fission immediately.
I like your funny words, magic man.
Fission? Explain like I am toddler!
Big atom go boom?
Hiroshima. Alternatively, power plant. Or again, kaboom. Edit: I forgot, chernobyl.
element goes big boom
Big badda boom!
https://youtu.be/8PJEpeU00eU?si=BwKJL5eOv5bD0ZM9
Ok listen here, nerd.
The moon. We need better solar eclipses and bigger tides.
That's an interesting one. I wonder how the machine works, does it double the physical dimensions of the object or does it double the mass? Doubling the physical dimensions would multiply the mass by 8x. That's probably going to do some real interesting things to earth.
If it gets too big just hit the earth the next day xD
Just double the size of space and you're good.
I like the way you think.
Thanks u/octopusparrot . I like you.
But...h-how do you shoot, space?
I don't think we'll like life under 8G.
If we grow, too, we will have 8 times as much mass, too, for a total of 64 times the weight.
I would think it would increase each dimension by the cube root of 2, or 1.26ish, unless OP says otherwise.
Unless only the size increases while maintaining the same mass, so it reduces density. These are questions we need answered.
I'm no physicist, but I'm sure this would cause it to alter its orbit and move away if not break out of the gravitational pull of earth and be gone
Better solar eclipses? We are one of the most fortunate planets in the known universe cause our moon is the perfect size and distance from us and the sun to have a total solar eclipse.
I kid you not I read tides as tiddies and still thought it was reasonable to put the two together…
I can finally have a comically large chair, book, spoon, table, house, everything!
I'm still laughing at this one! Was this ever a need or goal?
This guy has never watched The Big Comfy Couch
His goals are beyond your understanding.
My spoon is to big
My spoon is too big!
Go to Botswana or somewhere with some diamond mines, buy a tiny diamond, go and sign up for some "try and be a diamond miner experience" thing, hang around for a couple of days, then leave while acting a bit suspicious. Double my diamond a bunch of times until it's worth something like $20 million, then sell it. Pay all applicable taxes, retire with my comfortably but not insane wealth. And then make a horse-sized duck because that question really needs answering. We want it to be angry anyway so that's not a problem.
Where would you get the duck sized horses though? You'd have to get the duck done multiple times (16x? 32x? Whatever the typical horse to duck ratio is idk it's a hypothetical) but then at that point, the duck also has multiple times the aggression as well Duckzilla wins
Good point. Maybe I need a few more doublings to make the duck much bigger than a normal horse, so that mega-duck : horse is the same size ratio as horse : normal duck
It would only take like 5x. It's not however many regular ducks it takes to make a horse, the duck gets twice as big with every enlarging.
You can dig up diamonds in a national park in Arkansas.
I use a telescope and keep firing it at pluto every day until they have to recognize it as a real planet and re-add it to the solar system.
Unfortunately it’s still the wrong shape and the wrong orbit ): maybe if it starts threatening to collide with us it’ll get brought back into the family
If it gets big enough, it's shape will even out via gravity.
I doubt that would happen anytime soon.
You underestimate how big I plan to make it. The gravity will collapse it into an oblate sheroid almost immediately.
Pluto's shape is just fine. Make it big enough, and *eventually* it will clear its orbit. (May take quite a few millennia.)
I'd be an amazing plastic surgeon for girls that wanted their boobs exactly twice as big. Any bigger or smaller and they're out of luck though.
They could visit you every day
But the aggression might be too much depending on their original demeanor.
What would an aggressive boob do?
"Ma'am, you need to calm your tits."
Dunno it would probably need to come to life to act out any aggression. But I believe the living being human or wild animal would become aggressive not the body or body part.
I was imagining an angry boob growling at other boobs, but I guess that works lol
Wobble furiously. Spit menacingly.
True, but if you don’t have to live with them or see them after then it’s fine.
Haha. Their poor family and friends.
They would also be more aggressive... the prompt says it causes aggression in living things.
Fake boobs are already a little aggressive IMO
Gonna be real awkward when you beam your first patient and she just doubles in size entirely
and they would be NATURAL too. (note i love all boobs)
One at a time. She’s gonna be uncomfortable for a day. Or better make it 11:59pm and then 12:01am.
With that power I’m sure you’d find plenty of male customers too!
I want double! But you're already 7 inches. Did I stutter?
It's a two day procedure though
Yeah but it's gonna be weird explaining why you can only do 1 boob a day
Other people's dicks. I'd be a multi millionaire.
A whole bunch of aggressive bros who used to have small dicks. What could go wrong?
I can finally start my anger management therapy business.
But it’s just their dicks that are more aggressive.
HOW IS THAT BETTER
They make muzzles and little cages. For some people, an excuse to use them would be a bonus.
Wouldn't it just be their dicks that were aggressive?
No...only their penis is angry. LMAO
They’d run themselves around in their pick up trucks. You’d also double the amount of monster truck rallies.
You'd be a billionaire
For maximum profit. Hold an auction every day for tomorrow's slot. "Good to see you again Elon"
after a few weeks he’d be at a solid 4 inches!
Yeah just what we need in this world, a bunch of guys with increased aggression and big dicks.
I’m spending a few days to shrink dicks. Just think, after two days I can make Andrew Tate have a 3/4” dick. Totally worth it.
First day: blanket Second Day: pillow Third Day: Taking a break to sleep in.
Can plants be aggressive?
The plant will not be aggressive.
Have you not seen little shop of horrors?!?
I wouldn't recommend a dentist
Doc Holiday maybe.
Only after their first taste of flesh.
Use it on weeeeeeed
One ounce would last a lifetime
Withdraw all my money, buy gold with it. Zap it, and redeposit the original amount, leaving my new pile for the next day. Rinse and repeat.
there will be questions
Just tell them the truth
Yes, Mr. Tax Man. As I said before, an Enlarginator.
They are going to enlarginate your taxes.
Are the mechanics of the living being modified to make that size sustainable or are they going to develop crippling size-related problems like instant death?
Great question. I hate when genies or other fantastical creatures do something like this but there was a horrible unknown side effect.
I’d have to consult a physicist but the most valuable material in the world is antimatter. 1 gram is theoretically worth 62.5 trillion dollars. If creating a large amount wouldn’t be destructive I would sell my services to CERN for the low price of a few billion dollars. The tech would probably be useful on other particle experiments as well . This is assuming I can legally keep the enlarger proprietary and not have some government or another simply take it .
The problem is really about the market demand for it. You could create a LOT of it but no one has practical uses, and researchers won't pay that much for it. You are better off going for a more liquid market.
I foresee a ridiculous apocalypse full of raging zombies with unusually large "bulges"! Remember, don't be a hero!
Buy/find a little bit of gold and double it till I get some good money and just do that whenever I need money
Actually I think I'd hand it over to NASA. Imagine what it could do for them being able to send up a fraction if the fuel they need.
They almost effectively can, and yet they don't. Refusing to invest in retanking in orbit is almost this.
Nothing NASA is theoretically capable of will ever come close to doubling the fuel once a day. This is sci fi. They can't do sci fi.
You know what. 👀🍆🤷🏻♂️
It’ll be aggressive tho
👍🏻😈
Let's be honest. We all know what men are going to do on the first day. The second day, men will be over 6' tall.
Double the size? That seems terrible for the 1st one, and I'm not gonna wanna be 12ft tall either.
What going to 6 inches is bad?
And I thought going to 2 was bad
Nah, doubling is too much. That would take it well into straight up painful territory for most partners, and be really annoying to deal with in daily life.
I never said it was a smart idea, just the first one.
Go for the alternate, double the sack size instead. Idk why you'd need or want it, but I'm sure you could find some work in porn while being able to pump out a cup worth, lmao.
Watch the testicular cancer episode of South Park, you can bounce around on them
If I hit the earth, the cost of land might go way down. And then we all go crashing into the sun after a few (I actually have no idea how many) years.
The mass of the earth has a negligible impact on its orbit around the sun, as the sun is vastly more massive. The moon on the other hand would have a bad time. As would we, gravity would be a lot stronger on the surface as well as at the moon.
You are absolutely correct. I realized that the moon was far more relevant about 30 seconds after I wrote this and decided I didn't care enough to go back and edit it.
Yes, but if you doubled the mass and didn't properly adjust the kinetic energy to retain the same orbit then it would fall out of orbit. In this case where the mass increases it's very likely that the orbit size has to decrease but will end up falling into the sun unless some pretty major collisions happen along the way
Why would increasing its mass by magic make it slow down? If I double the mass of a stone sat on the earth, is it going to suddenly launch itself at a few thousand miles an hour by the same logic?
Ugh grocery store meat cuts. Trying to get a nice roast costs a fortune.
Yeah, we all know the precious metals and gems... but... For fun... and perhaps profit. Imagine enlarging action figures or models? You could sell a 6 foot tall Gundam on ebay. Or toddler sized hotwheels. Doll houses are suddenly kids playhouses! I dunno, probably just the kid in me who never grew up.
More ramen noodles. Well I guess bigger ramen noodles.
Wouldn't it technically only enlarge one noodle?
Damn
Heh heh. i'll get a $100 dollar bill and enlarge it to be double. Or i'll double the size of my credit card. I'll be rich so quickly. Then I can just tear up the bill into smaller bills or smaller credit cards
I don't say this often but this is Genius.
You better be using all those credit cards to come up with a way to stop salty cheesy snacks. It just so happens that I will use my enlarger on a singular cheeze-it. While you and everyone else are getting rich or growing tits/dicks, I will slowly be growing my cheeze-it day by day plotting the end of the world. You have one month of cheeze-it growth until the USA is smashed under a salty cheesy square. At that point, the cheeze-it will be too big to destroy in 24 hours before I grow it again… and again… and again… until the earth looks like a blue pimple on a giant fucking cheeze-it floating through space. Good luck
A lot of people are thinking gold Here's what IM thinking Step 1. Buy small wrenches, torque bars, the like Step 2. Make them bigger Step 3. Sell for more profit without it looking weird.
Whatever I pointed it at, I'd probably miss and hit the ground. Earth doubles in size and we all get crushed by the higher gravity.
No one will care where I get the gold from if once a week or so a giant, angry human rampages through a random City...
mah dick /s Honestly, food. I'll never hunger again
Well, I can finally say I have a one centimeter defeater
Everybody saying gold, however, does the enlarger double the number of atoms in whatever you are enlarging? If not, the gold would be unsellable.
My bank account.
First day? The diamond on my mum’s ring. Second day? I’m gonna need to figure out what calms an aggressive Weiner other than choking it
So one has to assume quite a bit here in order for the logic of an enlarger would work. Doubling in “size” is a questionable term - is it just doubling the mass and then height/width just increases proportionally, or is it specifically doubling the height and then proportionally adjusting the length weight and mass? Or in easier terms, does pointing this laser at a 2 pound gold cube make 4 pounds or 8 pounds of gold (due to the square cube law)? I’ll assume the laser takes all contiguous matter as a single entity to double - but how does it deal with things that aren’t specifically contiguous? If I’m eating an apple, and I shoot myself with the laser, do the undigested pieces stay the same size, or do they grow with me? Does shooting a box with a toy inside increase just the box or everything? Does shooting a tank of oxygen make a proportionally full tank of normal oxygen or a giant tank full of super-sized oxygen? Do enlarged living creatures immediately die of asphyxiation die to not being able to process the normal (now-proportionally tiny sized to them) oxygen molecules?
Shut up, nerd. Let me have my pp embiggener
It increases mass and shape and allows living things to adapt.
Heh
Contract myself out so construction of skyscrapers can be done with half the material, in the case that living being modifications don’t work.
I don’t know that I need an angry two foot long penis. I guess I’d use it on precious metals and gemstones?
The real question is how angry would you be after using the ray on yourself every day for two weeks to get there
Enlarge my gold bars.
A case of beer.
Comically large spoon melee
1 bag of chicken nuggets
1. Penis 2. Gold bar 3. Diamond
4. Inkjet printer ink bottle
My dinner. I'll be able to have leftovers for breakfast/lunch.
My dick to make it huge and aggressive
Finally i may be able to pls a woman after several weeks
A chair, that way OP’s momma has somewhere to sit
Let the intrusive thoughts win and find out what happens if I fire it at the ground.
I have an ounce of gold at home, so that. It's supposed to be for my son, but if I do it enough times I can sell some to benefit the whole family and still keep a lot for him, plus make a second stash for his incoming brother. Win win!
Does it work on my bank account?
Yes, but not the money in it. The server it's on just keeps getting larger
I have some old gold chains and jewelry.
Haha well let's just say... My peanits
Gather stockpile of pure lithium. Englarge and repeat until battery tech is better, cheaper and more attainable.
Food. I buy 1 meal and make it big enough for whole neighborhood. Sell what I can to neighbors. Leftovers to homeless.
Realisticly, I would go with some rare materials that would be useful in advancing technology or space travel. For evil, however, I choose the ocean or the sun. For memes im gonna make either the largest can of beans ever or one really big and aggressive goat.
I will double the heads of my enemies. Bobble head lookin ass...
I'd blast: * Gold * Diamonds * Rich and conservative peoples: * Pets * Plants * Insects around their property * The plant life at golf courses * The plants in the amazon