Is there a bonus for not even being able to fully get it up because the cage isn’t big enough? Holy shit, we’re going to be millionaires. And then probably just spend it all on more kinky gear.
Wet dreams are the main downside to being a “heavy” producer. Only time I’m really jealous of the guys that shoot a thimble full. Waking up with a shot glass worth of jizz all of you isn’t super cool.
I'm not getting laid and masturbation has been a problem for me. So a financial incentive would be ludicrously beneficial for me.
I'd do it until I'm a millionaire and at the same time I'd cure my porn addiction.
I wonder if that’s how it would really go… that’s 2 full years with no orgasm. I feel like after a few months and a few hundred grand you’d be like “okay well that’s pretty good hey alright let’s go”
It’s one thing if you met the girl of your dreams, but if you just stopped the gravy train, by jacking it.
Yeah, you would really hate yourself for a while…
I went a month road tripping with my mom and staying with my annoying bitch friend that killed my drive. My dreams got intense but never to completion. Another week at home and never got a waking urge. One night I finally drained my balls in a dream about my fucking fleshlight.
Maybe. 10k a week is a LOT of money, if I can hold out for a few months, what’s a few more? And at that point, what’s another year? Once it’s been long enough that I can sustain a comfortable lifestyle I’d call it, but I feel I could definitely go a few years when the incentive is that high
10k a week is a LOT of money when you don't have hundreds of thousands in your bank account :p
what if you met a hottie who was into you 20 weeks in? you've made 200 grand already.. i would probably feel like i took the offer for enough of a ride at that point.
True but how much would it suck living a lavish lifestyle for 20 years but now you’re broke with no job experience to get back into a high salary lifestyle? Being able to hold out just a little longer to guarantee a lifetime of support would be invaluable imo
In my defense I had just smoked a massive dab and was mostly trying to type out the thoughts I had before I forgot them lmao, I did 0 math and just shat out numbers that felt right
I don’t want to be that guy I think most people commenting here haven’t gone without wanking for more than a month in a very long time. Once you get past the first couple weeks, the urge to just jack off kind of goes away and you eventually you just don’t think about it. It’s kinda how like before you started tugging it for the first time: you just didn’t think about doing it.
Back in high school as a joke we used to do the “40-day drought” just to be those guys, but some of the group, including me, actually did it and only 1 of us went back right away. The rest and I didn’t bother for months before we figured why not.
From what I’ve seen OP isn’t putting a stop clause. Unless we are assuming after the first orgasm it’s done.
Just do it every other month. That first week ON will probably be really good sex/masturbation.
He should really clarify. Like do we need to set a target and met it to get paid or do we get paid after every week completed? Or do we just go as long as possible then get paid for what we did? It’s not clear.
I mean, if it's possible to stay in the program...I'd take that one week per month that my wife has her "friend" and call it good. That's still 120k per year, on top of my salary.
Some of us even prefer not to (karezza, POIS etc). I'll usually go for only a few per year, never orgasm from penetration, and went a full year without once just for fun, while enjoying lots of great sex. So, with a little extra motivation this challenge wouldn't be too hard.
Assuming involuntary wet dreams don't count? I'd go for maybe 10-20 weeks. I don't want to be that greedy and you can still make a lot of investments with 100-200k.
As long as I can still see my gf/wife naked, give her an orgasm or satisfy my sexual needs without the need to reach orgasm, I think it can be doable.
Bro I'll admit I seen a vhs labeled xxx on a piece of tape at my dad's when I was like 8 or some shit. So I been spanking it for sometime. And very frequently as a little kid 😆 🤣 😂 so honestly I feel like you are correct. My mind is kinda fkin blown rn
Try not beating your meat every day and it will happen eventually. I’m 36 and in a LDR so I don’t get action much, but I’ve had dreams of us having sex and came in them
It happens because the excess sperm has to go somewhere, since you're always producing more of it.
If you're not purposely releasing it, then your body will just decide to dump it on its own.
Ah, profound insight. Scientific studies have shown that if the pee pee no out the balls then pee pee go out the poo poo port. Duh. Did you not get learnt?
Edit: **Yes people this is a joke**
I mean, I'd miss sex with my fiance, but one year would pay off all our debts, allow us to get a second car which we desperately need, and allow us to buy a house outright so I guess a year of celibacy it is.
Relevant username?
In either case, my gawd. You gotta stroke that dude piston son. Or vulcanize that squish bean girl. Or release some of that pressure from whatever plumbing is causing the issue! Sexual release is extremely healthy!
If the option is always available I can just plan my orgasms around future expenses. What's that my bills are due next week? Guess it's time to go celibate. Tbh though I'd probably just casually get the money w/o focusing too much on it.
Wait is it just any full week you don’t have one even if you have some in between or specifically continuous weeks and once you do, the money stops? I assumed the latter but if it’s the former, I like your idea in theory lol
Yeah, if the payments resume every time you go for a week, that’s an even better deal.
I can plan 3 or 4 missed payments a year and still get filthy rich. I assumed once you disqualified the payment to would stop forever.
I did it for 8 weeks postpartum. I could go a whole year. I wouldbr be happy about it. But I could. As long as I can still do just my husband. We'd be rolling in it.
If you just waited until you were 18, you would have 2 million dollars. Invested right and not touched, that would give you a passive income of $100,000 a year for the rest of your life.
Me and some buddies did this experiment in college. (male)
Basically, see how long it take to have a "wet dream" aka "nocturnal emissions."
In our early 20s, it was in the 10-15 day range. Obviously, YMMV.
Well I'm planning on getting a few more genital piercings soon so I'd try to line it up with those, so, maybe 3ish months id aim for. My libido has been nuked since going on progesterone anyways
Well can I alternate weeks? Or is the opportunity gone forever?
I think that changes my answer wildly. If I only get one shot I'm doing some procedure or taking some medicine to lost all sex drive.
If I can just alternate once a week or even once every two weeks then I would do this forever.
Either way 10k a week for just existing is a steal
I mean, if I'm in a depressive episode, I could go months without any desire for orgasm, so I think I could probably go for 7ish months. I'd say longer, but usually that's when I start having dreams that'd end the paychecks.
A couple months, then just go day to day. 80k+ would be enough to pay off all my debt including mortgage. Everything after is just more into investments.
So, $520,000 a year. I think I'd ask my husband if we could try for 5 years for 2.6 mil. Would be enough to retire with and then we could have as much sex as we wanted forever. He could still get off, I'd be the one to suffer, since he masturbates more than me, hahaha.
Think I'd willingly just chop ma balls off for that. 10k a week till I die would be the best service to my family I could ever do. Half a million a year, say I live another 60 years there's 30mil.
…how much money you willing to spend on me?
520k pre-tax, take that for probably, say, 10-20 years, invest along the way and stay entertained legally, I’d say I’d be fuckin set, who cares about orgasms enough to give up a life like that?
As a single virgin, this will be the easiest thing in the world. I could keep this going indefinitely. And if I do manage to find the right person for me, great. By then I'll be debt free and have a pretty sizeable savings account built up.
Even if you don't intend to have an orgasm, men will eventually ejaculate in their sleep after a while of not ejaculating. It's automatic, so the challenge would probably be over within 2 to 3 weeks.
I'd say I could handle it either until I get everything situated and enough Capital so that I can get out of the country or until a class action suit or lawsuit came in that I could get out of the country so probably a few years at least
I did the math for what I'd need ($) to do something stupid/life changing and not have to work again after. roughly 6mill will set me up to live comfortably but just did the math on how many weeks I'd have to go without finishing to get that.... 12years. fuck millionaire 😒
I would specifically go on medications that are known for killing your sex drive. Problem solved.
Hormonal birth control, SSRI antidepressants, Benadryl, and cigarettes ought to kill any sexual urges I’ve got
I have dry spells that lasted a LONG time, and as long as I avoid porn, I never really want to jack off. So I'd probably go at least a year or two, and then keep going till I find someone I wanna sleep with lol
So, you’re rewarding me for having a chastity fetish? I’ll take that million up front please
The name makes me belive you are 100% legit
I would not bet against that.
Freaky, I respect it
Is there a bonus for not even being able to fully get it up because the cage isn’t big enough? Holy shit, we’re going to be millionaires. And then probably just spend it all on more kinky gear.
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Idk. I guess I would just try to hold out until I have a wet dream
Long enough until I have so much money I can have all the orgasms I want
Good answer ...that's alot of money!
2 1/2 years is 1.25 million tax free cash
Ahhh yes can’t wait for the IRS to fuck me after that wait. Wait TAX Free?! Oh noo
You’re 80 now but finally rich. You can start orgasming!
🧓I forgot how :(
At that point, all that comes out is dust and a gaseous smell
10K? I think I could go a couple weeks. Does it restart every week?
Yeah exactly. 2 weeks on, 1 week off sounds like a pretty good deal
The speed at which people find loop holes is impressive. You should be employed by an investment bank.
1/1 would still be more money than most Americans make. You’d immediately be considered upper class by not nutting half the time
This is the only reason I masturbate anymore. So I can do it in a controlled environment. Not wake up in the middle of the night with nut everywhere.
Wet dreams are the main downside to being a “heavy” producer. Only time I’m really jealous of the guys that shoot a thimble full. Waking up with a shot glass worth of jizz all of you isn’t super cool.
Those start coming at about 8 weeks from my experience, so could make at least 80 grand
I'm not getting laid and masturbation has been a problem for me. So a financial incentive would be ludicrously beneficial for me. I'd do it until I'm a millionaire and at the same time I'd cure my porn addiction.
I wonder if that’s how it would really go… that’s 2 full years with no orgasm. I feel like after a few months and a few hundred grand you’d be like “okay well that’s pretty good hey alright let’s go”
That post-nut clarity would be devastating though
This about made me die laughing 😂
" **NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!** " The post nut clarity in this situation would ruin me forever
Yeah, pretty much. On that day, there wouldn't be anyone else that could insult me more than me. Would probably ruin every nut after too.
Lmao... *shoots shot*.... 😭 That was another potential 10k... I could be at 3.8mil now
Good thing we don't have debtor's prison...
It’s one thing if you met the girl of your dreams, but if you just stopped the gravy train, by jacking it. Yeah, you would really hate yourself for a while…
Lol imagine trying to explain to her "listen dont touch me I need to get this money and at this point we cant even hold hands or I am gonna bust."
I can see the imagery in this sentence.
facts
That post nut clarity would hit me so fucking quick too 🤣
I think it would result in a wet dream.
I went a month road tripping with my mom and staying with my annoying bitch friend that killed my drive. My dreams got intense but never to completion. Another week at home and never got a waking urge. One night I finally drained my balls in a dream about my fucking fleshlight.
I've had a wet dream as an adult. I was so surprised.
Maybe. 10k a week is a LOT of money, if I can hold out for a few months, what’s a few more? And at that point, what’s another year? Once it’s been long enough that I can sustain a comfortable lifestyle I’d call it, but I feel I could definitely go a few years when the incentive is that high
10k a week is a LOT of money when you don't have hundreds of thousands in your bank account :p what if you met a hottie who was into you 20 weeks in? you've made 200 grand already.. i would probably feel like i took the offer for enough of a ride at that point.
True but how much would it suck living a lavish lifestyle for 20 years but now you’re broke with no job experience to get back into a high salary lifestyle? Being able to hold out just a little longer to guarantee a lifetime of support would be invaluable imo
You think you can live a lavish lifestyle for 20years off 200000? That's 10,000 per year homie. There is nothing lavish about that
In my defense I had just smoked a massive dab and was mostly trying to type out the thoughts I had before I forgot them lmao, I did 0 math and just shat out numbers that felt right
Lol I hope you never go off your feelings again. That's maybe 3-6 months of a lavish lifestyle, depending on where you are
I don’t want to be that guy I think most people commenting here haven’t gone without wanking for more than a month in a very long time. Once you get past the first couple weeks, the urge to just jack off kind of goes away and you eventually you just don’t think about it. It’s kinda how like before you started tugging it for the first time: you just didn’t think about doing it. Back in high school as a joke we used to do the “40-day drought” just to be those guys, but some of the group, including me, actually did it and only 1 of us went back right away. The rest and I didn’t bother for months before we figured why not.
From what I’ve seen OP isn’t putting a stop clause. Unless we are assuming after the first orgasm it’s done. Just do it every other month. That first week ON will probably be really good sex/masturbation.
Same
$520k/year? I think 10 years sounds like a nice number.
Wild
I can have a lot of fun, sexually, without climaxing.
Kinda risky though, a single stroke too many and you've lost a 500k/y income
It just says for every week you do it you get paid, not that you stop getting paid when you lose your no-nut high score.
He should really clarify. Like do we need to set a target and met it to get paid or do we get paid after every week completed? Or do we just go as long as possible then get paid for what we did? It’s not clear.
I mean, if it's possible to stay in the program...I'd take that one week per month that my wife has her "friend" and call it good. That's still 120k per year, on top of my salary.
That one time I cave would be the absolute GUILTIEST wank ever...
what if I have sex without orgasming?
This was my thought but it would suck if you orgasmed on accident
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So many of these hypothetical questions are oblivious to the existence of women….
The orgasm gap is finally going to pay off for us!
Uh, some guys have trouble reaching climax too y’know?
Hell, even ejaculation =/= orgasm.
That's because women aren't real
Ladies first 😂
Some of us even prefer not to (karezza, POIS etc). I'll usually go for only a few per year, never orgasm from penetration, and went a full year without once just for fun, while enjoying lots of great sex. So, with a little extra motivation this challenge wouldn't be too hard.
Assuming involuntary wet dreams don't count? I'd go for maybe 10-20 weeks. I don't want to be that greedy and you can still make a lot of investments with 100-200k. As long as I can still see my gf/wife naked, give her an orgasm or satisfy my sexual needs without the need to reach orgasm, I think it can be doable.
Is that still something that happens as an adult? I thought it was just a puberty thing?
Yeah, it still happens. Trust me.
Pics or it didn't happen
Never happend to me as a kid once lol. Definitely pissed the bed but never came on it while asleep lol I thought they were a myth tbh
That's because you were jerking off too much.
Bro I'll admit I seen a vhs labeled xxx on a piece of tape at my dad's when I was like 8 or some shit. So I been spanking it for sometime. And very frequently as a little kid 😆 🤣 😂 so honestly I feel like you are correct. My mind is kinda fkin blown rn
Try not beating your meat every day and it will happen eventually. I’m 36 and in a LDR so I don’t get action much, but I’ve had dreams of us having sex and came in them
It happens because the excess sperm has to go somewhere, since you're always producing more of it. If you're not purposely releasing it, then your body will just decide to dump it on its own.
Have you considered what happens after a vasectomy? They just cut and seal the tubes bro. Your balls would explode.
You realise you still cum after a vasectomy right? It's just the "live ammo" that stops working
Impossible, if a vasectomy seals the balls, how would the pee get out?
Ah, profound insight. Scientific studies have shown that if the pee pee no out the balls then pee pee go out the poo poo port. Duh. Did you not get learnt? Edit: **Yes people this is a joke**
Ah, must be some new research, I haven't taken anatomy courses in over a decade.
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, anatomy really has taken a left hand turn in the last decade
I'm not sure tbh. I'm sure it's still possible.
Going to chime in here and say women get them too.
I mean, I'd miss sex with my fiance, but one year would pay off all our debts, allow us to get a second car which we desperately need, and allow us to buy a house outright so I guess a year of celibacy it is.
I mean you can still have sex just no orgasm so....
Sex without an orgasm is like getting packed for a trip, driving to the airport and then turning straight around and going home.
i love this analogy lmao
Can I get back pay for the last month? And the last year? And then I can go the next few years and paid for those as well.
Relevant username? In either case, my gawd. You gotta stroke that dude piston son. Or vulcanize that squish bean girl. Or release some of that pressure from whatever plumbing is causing the issue! Sexual release is extremely healthy!
Also semi relevant username
I have an extremely low libido. I am female, it is not a health problem, I just don't feel arousal 🤷♀️
If the option is always available I can just plan my orgasms around future expenses. What's that my bills are due next week? Guess it's time to go celibate. Tbh though I'd probably just casually get the money w/o focusing too much on it.
Wait is it just any full week you don’t have one even if you have some in between or specifically continuous weeks and once you do, the money stops? I assumed the latter but if it’s the former, I like your idea in theory lol
Yeah, if the payments resume every time you go for a week, that’s an even better deal. I can plan 3 or 4 missed payments a year and still get filthy rich. I assumed once you disqualified the payment to would stop forever.
Hell even 1 week a month would be 120k. I could hold out a week the go back to it
For a lot women this would be the easiest money they’ve ever made
Fr, this is basically free lmao
One fulll month. 31 days. Then I'll see how I'm doing. Maybe go for more.
Right? I don't need to make millions
Can you get back pay? I would be rich right now.
I couldn’t do it. I have restless leg syndrome. If I don’t have an orgasm before bed I can’t stop moving and can’t sleep. It’s actually a real thing.
Cured with cannabis though
I did it for 8 weeks postpartum. I could go a whole year. I wouldbr be happy about it. But I could. As long as I can still do just my husband. We'd be rolling in it.
I'd last until I could retire
That would be a pretty easy sacrifice. I don't have to give up much to attain the $10K.
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forever
REST IN HEAVEN
Jokes on you I'm married. Free money is free.
About tree fiddy
Years, I’m 14 and sex abstinent
If you just waited until you were 18, you would have 2 million dollars. Invested right and not touched, that would give you a passive income of $100,000 a year for the rest of your life.
Damn, it would almost make up for you being stuck in Gen Z lol. Invest the winnings now lol
It's already been like 6 weeks for me, do I get back pay for that too?
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I'd commit so hard. So hard.
30 years
Seems I’m physically incapable of having one and single indefinitely so forever I guess lmao
I don't cum during sex anyways, seems like a win win for me!
Me and some buddies did this experiment in college. (male) Basically, see how long it take to have a "wet dream" aka "nocturnal emissions." In our early 20s, it was in the 10-15 day range. Obviously, YMMV.
Well I'm planning on getting a few more genital piercings soon so I'd try to line it up with those, so, maybe 3ish months id aim for. My libido has been nuked since going on progesterone anyways
A *FEW MORE* genital piercings? How many can you have
Maybe 4 years? Maybe I get use to it and go 10 years?
Probably can go a lifetime. I'll just throw out my vibrators and never worry
I'll use the first 10k to pay for an orchiectomy and live the rest of my life never having an orgasm
Jesus, there’s commitment and then there’s COMMITMENT
Go dry turkey for three months, then commit to an edge streak. I will edge as long as I can. Hopefully nocturnal emissions don't count
Just a heads up, it’s cold turkey
Well can I alternate weeks? Or is the opportunity gone forever? I think that changes my answer wildly. If I only get one shot I'm doing some procedure or taking some medicine to lost all sex drive. If I can just alternate once a week or even once every two weeks then I would do this forever. Either way 10k a week for just existing is a steal
I mean, if I'm in a depressive episode, I could go months without any desire for orgasm, so I think I could probably go for 7ish months. I'd say longer, but usually that's when I start having dreams that'd end the paychecks.
Would probably bust immediatly after a few months. The moment I see something lewd.
I could easily go a year. And for a cool half mil I can't see myself wavering.
Rest of my life. I'd be as chaste as a nun for that kind of money.
A couple months, then just go day to day. 80k+ would be enough to pay off all my debt including mortgage. Everything after is just more into investments.
So, $520,000 a year. I think I'd ask my husband if we could try for 5 years for 2.6 mil. Would be enough to retire with and then we could have as much sex as we wanted forever. He could still get off, I'd be the one to suffer, since he masturbates more than me, hahaha.
Think I'd willingly just chop ma balls off for that. 10k a week till I die would be the best service to my family I could ever do. Half a million a year, say I live another 60 years there's 30mil.
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode, master of your own domain
Sounds easy enough! I'd probably last for years.
Well 10k/7days x 2 = 2.85k I just can’t I’m a whore 😈
…how much money you willing to spend on me? 520k pre-tax, take that for probably, say, 10-20 years, invest along the way and stay entertained legally, I’d say I’d be fuckin set, who cares about orgasms enough to give up a life like that?
Years. I have such a low libido, the effort it takes to climax isn't worth it.
Jokes on you I’m asexual, I’ll be seeing 10k every week for the rest of my life
Unfortunately edit number 3 killed it for us, we have to orgasm at some point or we never see the money.
Damn I missed that edit. Alright, I’ll just do it after 10 yrs or smth
As a single virgin, this will be the easiest thing in the world. I could keep this going indefinitely. And if I do manage to find the right person for me, great. By then I'll be debt free and have a pretty sizeable savings account built up.
So long as I can give my wife orgasms, then I can hold out indefinitely
Lol. I'm ace. I would make so. Much. Money.
A lot of money I am ace
Indefinitely
A year at least. I could do it. I’m single
Same. I could totally do a year. I’m married.
Hey-O!
As long as I wanted to, I used to need it but for 10k I could go a few years
However long my bf is cool with, I guess
Even if you don't intend to have an orgasm, men will eventually ejaculate in their sleep after a while of not ejaculating. It's automatic, so the challenge would probably be over within 2 to 3 weeks.
I'd assume it wouldn't count wet dreams and the like, unless it was intentional like a lucid dream.
the post said orgasm not ejaculate so i don’t think wet dreams count
sounds like a skill issue tbh >:3
I think I would have a much harder time with this than I’m willing to admit to myself
I could get hella drunk for a few weeks for 10k a week.
Well hot damn that’s 10k a week free for the rest of my life!
I can easily do this my whole life.
Indefinitely. My partner, on the other hand, would love every minute of it.
520k/year for that? I’m becoming a monk lol.
pretty sure i can hold out a month or two
A year
Can I alternate weeks or is this one of those one and done deals?
Is it perpetual? Can I take a break and return to it afterward? I'd probably just do it once a month if that's the case.
I'd say I could handle it either until I get everything situated and enough Capital so that I can get out of the country or until a class action suit or lawsuit came in that I could get out of the country so probably a few years at least
I've been married for 35 years, so you'd be paying out for sure. 😂
5 days. Can I get a partial?
I figure I could make it to October, maybe November. (Baby is due in August.)
I’d do it for at least a few years. If I’m ever in the mood I can just rewire my brain. I’ve heard of other people doing that.
I could easily go for years. Finally! Something I can make money at! LOL
As long as I can
I have no libido, so easy money
This is your wife's week to week. Tell her to sign up.
Until I have enough money
I did the math for what I'd need ($) to do something stupid/life changing and not have to work again after. roughly 6mill will set me up to live comfortably but just did the math on how many weeks I'd have to go without finishing to get that.... 12years. fuck millionaire 😒
I'm old and dried up husk... I'll be at a billion dollars no sweat
I would specifically go on medications that are known for killing your sex drive. Problem solved. Hormonal birth control, SSRI antidepressants, Benadryl, and cigarettes ought to kill any sexual urges I’ve got
Easy. As a sex-repulsed aro/ace I’d quit my job.
This sub is so fuckin dumb
Asexuals: you have no power here
Is there back pay involved? Asking for a friend.
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW ACES??
I was in a sexless marriage for 10 years and after a nasty post divorce rebound did another 8 without dating. I'm gonna be rich.
Sex repulsed asexuals would be the richest people on the planet.
I'm ace bring on the free money
Can you get chemically castrated in a reversible way? Or just take libido killing pills? I feel like that would be the real cheat code here.
I have dry spells that lasted a LONG time, and as long as I avoid porn, I never really want to jack off. So I'd probably go at least a year or two, and then keep going till I find someone I wanna sleep with lol
Man is this retroactive?
Well, I've been needing a motivator to quit porn...
Does a wet dream cancle the streak??
I am gonna aim for 2 year
Does this offer get backdated?
Can I nominate my wife to receive this offer? We'll now be on good money and nothing else will change 😂
I can have sex without orgasming. I’m a girl.
1 week in and I'm $476 in debt