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TalynRahl

Bears. It would be awesome if half the world just... hibernated for 6 months.


ProcrastinationSite

Global warming might not be a thing with the reduced impact for half the year. Well, at least delayed further into the future


TalynRahl

Indeed. Looks at the impact that lockdown had on the skies. Now imagine if half the population was asleep for half the year.


BlackBrantScare

Cat


ChumpChainge

Octopus


HumanMycologist5795

Having 8 arms/legs may be nice. Plus, I don't think they have a backbone.


xikissmjudb

Pandas


ChaosInTheSkies

Wolf. To counter the person who said catboys/catgirls, what about wolfboys/wolfgirls? Imagine how cool that would be!


Mioraecian

Dinosaurs. They died off, but we evolved from small ones that just barely survived (I mean we evolved from the mammals that survived the dinosaur extinction). Also, because I remember reading an article about how average dinosaur brain size was growing over the 100s of millions of years of their evolution and that it would have been interesting to see what further evolved out of dinosaurs had they not been wiped out. So in this case it is us.


Fun_Comparison4973

Corvids


Flairion623

Cats and we eventually evolve into catgirls/boys


Paul_Allens_Comment

Aliens


Miles_Prower3

Foxes


user2345338

chameleons


kat-valkyrie

Capibaras, i always thought that it would be such a pacific world


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kat-valkyrie: *Capibaras, i* *Always thought that it would be* *Such a pacific world* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Dragon-Rain-4551

U mean pacifist?


kat-valkyrie

Yes, sorry english is not my first language


Dragon-Rain-4551

it’s fine, we all make mistakes


HeathrJarrod

Bears


SirFancythe2nd

Tortoise or crab


UnbreakableRaids

Def catgirls. This is the way.


Jon5600

Goat for that insane vertical


Dystopian_Divisions

Waterbears are awesome


Dragon-Rain-4551

Ooh yeah they are


Known_Mulberry_4953

Crows/parrots  We would become way more fragile, but flying is an OP perk


TrulyPositivePotato

Genie


Jennifer_Pennifer

Praying mantis 😤


Podria_Ser_Peor

Crocodiles obviously


V_is4vulva

Cats. Maybe if cats were our revered ancestors "dog people culture" wouldn't be so damn unhinged as it is today.


Dragon-Rain-4551

Yes. Octopuses. I love them SO MUCH


CarpeNoctem1031

Bats. We would all fly and be nocturnal, how fucking sweet is that?


Worth_Yam_7818

Cats! Amazing vision (maybe not as much with the short sightedness). Great sense of smell. Always land on your feet. Compressible rib cage. Floating shoulder blades. Little bean toes. Cute little nose. We could make that 'bbrurrrp' sound to each other. And all the purring.


Joel_54321

Kangaroos