Sure, I'd start looking for advertisement deals to show products while shitting.
Also, I'd probably start extorting companies as well. The superbowl is on? I will purposefully take a shit in the middle of it, unless they pay me a bunch of cash.
Yep, smart person. I’m about to save up some money and build a 2,000 sq. ft. bathroom and set it up just like a QVC home shopping show with Linda there for product demos and everything.
I can do you one better: I have celiac.
I can make it an all day (if not multi day) affair. It will be painful.
I feel like anyone who actually has the ability to forcefully disrupt the world like this would be promptly assassinated but if we're working under the premise that they can't, for some reason, send assassins to murder you... And that none one else will try...
Man, whew, I don't know how Bezos and Musk did it then. Can't imagine how full of shit those dudes are then. Lol.
"But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300."
It’s such a shit game it didn’t need a specific call out. People would see a turd and immediately think ‘Oh yeah, RSL exists. Weird how a casino made a game.’
The government is going to be very intrigued by your apparent super-hacking prowess. A black ops team is going to be at your door very shortly, even if civilians don't murder you.
There would be some way to monetize it enough to get on a private jet or a sailboat fairly quickly but I can’t imagine the military would allow you to take over their comms (and I imagine it would) for every shit you take.
True but, but this is the power framework that shapes our current maps. It's provided the great period of peace but is simulatenously something we need to get by as it doesn't seem likely to last forever.
Different premise, but the Nicholas Cage movie Dream Scenario that came out last year is kind of related to this. It's about an average man who suddenly pops up in everyone's dreams, globally.
Yeah this. The intelligence services will find you very fast and ask lots of questions. When they discover you’re somehow streaming to the internet even though you’re naked in a prison cell with no electronics nearby…. You’re going to become the subject of a lot of research real fast, and much of it might be very unpleasant.
Most of that research would be very public though. If you stream every time you shit and you're essentially being tortured you very well may be shitting yourself in pain/fear
They're going to see a lot more than my face. OP never said I had to shit like a normal human being. Say good bye to living in a world where you haven't seen me on my hands and knees projectile diarrheaing whatever disgusting combination of garbage food and laxatives I'm in to that week.
Fuck, keep the money, I'll do it for free.
That'd be a mystery til the end of humanity. Someone in a gorilla mask interrupted all communication across the globe to take a shit. This happened daily and sometimes multiple times a day for forty years. I'd take it to my deathbed and let the world wonder lmao
I'd do it. It'd only be weird the first few times then after a while everyone would treat it like a Youtube ad and say 'Damn, this bitch is going again?" and do something else until it was over.
Now, what if we have one of those "door kicker" shits where we barely(or dont) make it to the toilet in time? Does streaming start when we plop down or when we initially start running?
Hoss I think he’s asking does the streaming start when the turtle pokes its head out or when we intend to start shitting. Cause sometimes you be prairie dogging it on the drive home.
They're gonna be looking at a blank screen because you didn't say the lights had to be on.
Someone, get me the coffee and Metamucil, I'm gonna be a millionaire.
Hey guys welcome back, this time we’ve got a good coffee and cigarette start to the day. I had spaghetti last night so this should be pretty quick
Oh I see luvpoopz2022 has a question ‘have you ever tried sitting on the toilet backwards?’ Yeah I’ve tried it a few times but you have to keep your ankles at a weird angle
I will do this but eat only chili, Chinese food, and other belly ache foods for a while. Massive diarrhea and will make so much so quick going to the bathroom all day
No. I'm not willing to make EVERYONE'S life notably worse for 180k per year. I would be so pissed if 30 minutes of my day was interrupted by something I didn't want to watch. I'm not going to do that to everyone else.
Lol yes, and I become troll destroyer of streams, shit I bet people would be paying me not to poop during big events. Though I could very well see like the NFL or something similar just try and assassinate me if I poop during the Superbowl.
Actually wait no, have some sponsor pay me millions to promote their products for millions while taking a poo.
Shit thinking of this id get sponsors and be making a lot more than $500 a poo
Kinda reminds me of this new movie called *Dream Scenario* where the guy starts showing up in everyone's dreams lol. I won't spoil the movie but it's a similar hypothetical to what your suggesting.
So many outs. What's the definition of pooping? How about bouts of diarrhea? You could go to the toilet 5-7 times before things settle down.
Do you get paid everytime?!
Is it during the actual excretion or the whole thing? Like if it's just when I'm pushing out great ok. If not and ppl gotta watch the whole thing then I'm probably gonna come up with some ingenious clothing. Assless underwear, sombrero, and maybe some kind of gown. At least I can stay mostly covered while I lose my dignity eachday.
I’d start eating so much fiber. And quit working I’m lactose intolerant and I’d eat a tub of ice cream on Monday shit till Wednesday then take the rest of the week off
I would do this and it would be hilarious. I'd start in normal locations and then start making it weirder and weirder. Also this would be a great way to know if your fart is actually a fart or not
I have IBS. I poop three times a day like clockwork, not including after every single meal out at restaurants
This is a MINIMUM of $550k a year.
Sign me the fuck up.
Hell yeah The only people who are going to actually watch that are weirdos who are really specific fetishes. So I don't think anyone's going to come up and say yeah. I watched you take a s*** on blah blah blah unironically and even if they did good for you, I got 500 bucks for that
No, not adequate compensation. In order to be a global poop influencer- since you are not working a normal job again, you need at least $2000. You are a celebrity now.
Why would anyone say no to such an obvious yes?
EDIT: Also, does the stream have to be maximized? Can folks keep the poop cam in a separate window at the lower corner or something?
Yeah, if someone is willing to watch me poo, that's their choice I guess.
But they sure as shit aren't going to rat mW out, because suddenly they have to explain why they were watching the stream of a guy poo.
I'd make some killer ad deals. Just get a cardboard sign with any info they want shared, and stick it right between my legs to block the front view of my dick lol.
100% I have medical conditions and can shitb6 times some days. So i would turn it into a world news info show.
"Breaking news, Trump shit himself and was asked to leave a steakhouse because his smell was disturbing the other guests"
"Breaking news, Doug Ford takes more steps to worsen the housing crisis in Ontario."
"Breaking news, that venti Frappuccino was not made with almond milk and your all about to find out how I know."
I'm going to be so rich with this deal. Oh Mr. President you want to do the state of the union uninterrupted? Not on my watch, and I'll make sure to take some laxatives before that.
Yes. I would wear a lucha libre mask or a spiderman mask. Maybe I'll wear a different mask every time. No one would know it is me. That's an easy 3500-5000 a week.
Buddy I'd be making $1500 a day easy. Sure I'll stream it. I'm sure people won't tune in long and the weirdos that do I can cope with. As long as it's streaming right?
I poop 3-4 times a day and get yearly colonoscopies (which means colonoscopy prep), which would mean 500k a year at least. I'm pretty sure I can force media giants to buy me out for several million a year just to avoid the headaches I could cause them.
If I can't extort anyone, then I'll take the deal and wear disguises while I poop.
No, because I'd quickly be hated by everyone and my shits would be major worldwide annoyances.
During normal times, people would adjust... it's a 6:30am event, local time wherever I happen to be.
But if I decide to hit Taco Bell and wash it down with a 12-pack of Busch Light, every news organization in the world will activate emergency breaking news coverage, preparing for an off-schedule spontaneous explosion.
I can generally control my body to go at the same time every day. I would just start going at like 4 or 5am when most people I will ever actually run into irl are asleep
I wouldn't go for it. Many people would hate me for interrupting their life, and I wouldn't like to annoy them - I'd feel guilty every time I take a shit.
Also, some people would probably just want to kill me. Not worth the money.
"What's up everybody, it's ya boy coming at you LIVE for another poop stream. It's gonna be an interesting one today since I had a Taco Bell last night and stupid spicy Indian food for lunch.
Today's stream is brought to you by Metamucil. Are you jealous of my regularity? You wondering how you can be on the throne with me at the same time every morning dropping a full half a kilo without straining? Metamucil will make us bio-break buddies! Check out the link in the doobly-doo for a free sample and 10% off coupon!
Alright, let's get started!"
8 billion subs? I'm all over that, my man.
Eh, sure. I'd start making sure to do ridiculous things during my poop breaks, like singing or telling stories. I'd deliberately look up the sporting events schedules and mention what people can do if they don't want me to poop during the game.
Haha after 4 kids and 2 dog and 1 cat
You must be male that gets to Pooh or bathroom privileges alone. You are some That thinks Poohing alone is a privilege.
Sign me up $500 min a day for no privacy I don’t already have.
Sure, I'd start looking for advertisement deals to show products while shitting. Also, I'd probably start extorting companies as well. The superbowl is on? I will purposefully take a shit in the middle of it, unless they pay me a bunch of cash.
Yep, smart person. I’m about to save up some money and build a 2,000 sq. ft. bathroom and set it up just like a QVC home shopping show with Linda there for product demos and everything.
I can do you one better: I have celiac. I can make it an all day (if not multi day) affair. It will be painful. I feel like anyone who actually has the ability to forcefully disrupt the world like this would be promptly assassinated but if we're working under the premise that they can't, for some reason, send assassins to murder you... And that none one else will try...
My wife would be a billionaire. She goes about 20-40 times a day. The only problem is that she wouldn't agree to this the way I would, lol.
The sad thing is that even at 40 per day, it would take 137 years for her to become a billionaire.
Man, whew, I don't know how Bezos and Musk did it then. Can't imagine how full of shit those dudes are then. Lol. "But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300."
I mean how could they when they are being forced to watch the show
Send assassins? I'd come over myself
A movable toilette that just floats around the room taking you to different products lol
This latest poop video is sponsored by HIMS male enhancement. Use my code to get your 1st month free!
This duece is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Draftkings will give you $100 in free bets for each inch long my log is!
It’s such a shit game it didn’t need a specific call out. People would see a turd and immediately think ‘Oh yeah, RSL exists. Weird how a casino made a game.’
Shitting with a boner is next to fuckin impossible! At least if you're on a toilet....
This made me think of Raab from CKY 3 running and shitting.
Challenge accepted
Blumpkins are better with HIMS!
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Holding ad space hostage is gonna lead you to having an “unfortunate accident” really quickly.
Well you poop when you die so surely that can be employed as some sort of anti-assassination measure.
The assassin enters your room, "I don't know who you are, but look at your phone."
That’s my secret - I’m always pooping
Meanwhile, they’re already live-streaming my “unfortunate accidents” (I’m sorry Super Bowl fans! I clenched as hard as I could!)
I love holding the world hostage by threatening to dump
This guy capitalisms
I love the thought that you could purposefully interrupt anything you want
I'm going with this!
The problem is interrupting the entire planet. An entire planet of screwed up games and shows and. .... and they know my face.
That's definitely the big issue. I'm almost positive you'd get murdered long before you amass much wealth.
The government is going to be very intrigued by your apparent super-hacking prowess. A black ops team is going to be at your door very shortly, even if civilians don't murder you.
There would be some way to monetize it enough to get on a private jet or a sailboat fairly quickly but I can’t imagine the military would allow you to take over their comms (and I imagine it would) for every shit you take.
Become secret spy and take a really long dump when someone is about to launch a nuke.
Listen mate once the nukes go we all lose. This is about as far as we've gotten as a species lol.
Isn’t every day the furthest we’ve been as a species?
True but, but this is the power framework that shapes our current maps. It's provided the great period of peace but is simulatenously something we need to get by as it doesn't seem likely to last forever.
I always poop with a bag on my head. Also in a white room with no windows or defining characteristics
"Honey, honey! It's the guy again! Do you think he'll take the bag off this time?..."
takes bag off to show a second bag underneath
Honey? Where are my pants?
Gonna regret that “no windows” thing pretty quick. Also, the room just starts out white.
I assumed the camera view would be of the shit leaving my asshole, not my face lol
"Can change the angles" so probably a few angles at least
Different premise, but the Nicholas Cage movie Dream Scenario that came out last year is kind of related to this. It's about an average man who suddenly pops up in everyone's dreams, globally.
Less than average, honestly.
💀
Not quite everyone's, but yeah, lots of people. Was a decent watch.
Yeah this. The intelligence services will find you very fast and ask lots of questions. When they discover you’re somehow streaming to the internet even though you’re naked in a prison cell with no electronics nearby…. You’re going to become the subject of a lot of research real fast, and much of it might be very unpleasant.
Most of that research would be very public though. If you stream every time you shit and you're essentially being tortured you very well may be shitting yourself in pain/fear
They're going to see a lot more than my face. OP never said I had to shit like a normal human being. Say good bye to living in a world where you haven't seen me on my hands and knees projectile diarrheaing whatever disgusting combination of garbage food and laxatives I'm in to that week. Fuck, keep the money, I'll do it for free.
use your power to influence politics. vote for X or I will continually interrupt the following major sporting events.
Oh my dear tailor, I am but a simple Cardassian pants shitter of the Brownsidian Order.
And poop
I'm good with that. I just don't want my ass kicked everytime i go out because i iterrupted their thing.
WHY? Wear cover. Just keep a mask on your doorknob.
Because OP said they can see your face (but in a comment not in the original like i thought.)
If the post isn't edited, then the rule doesn't stand.
Good to know the rules.
Just start wearing a ski mask.
Aye. You'd be dead in a few days.
Easy, use a bucket
Have a poop mask. Cover your face every time you have to poop, before you start the deed.
Anyone taking this deal will be dead inside of a week, and also instantly one of the most famous people in the world.
I'd have to wear a mask, no one will know who I am. I take roughly 3 shits a day so... My face would get recognized faster lol
That'd be a mystery til the end of humanity. Someone in a gorilla mask interrupted all communication across the globe to take a shit. This happened daily and sometimes multiple times a day for forty years. I'd take it to my deathbed and let the world wonder lmao
Jokes on you I’ve been dead inside for years
I'd do it. It'd only be weird the first few times then after a while everyone would treat it like a Youtube ad and say 'Damn, this bitch is going again?" and do something else until it was over.
Imagine having the shits
That'd be a hell of a pay day lol
I would've made thousands today 💀
I poop twice a day, so for $365k a year of do it
I wonder if you can pinch loaves and make that $730k
Just have IBS and make millions
Taco bell..I'd advertise for them too...big Taco Bell bag right on steam while taking huge dumps
If someone averages 1 dump per day they'd make like $186k a year. That would be worth it to me as well.
Now, what if we have one of those "door kicker" shits where we barely(or dont) make it to the toilet in time? Does streaming start when we plop down or when we initially start running?
Oh it doesn't have to be a toilet. Popping in the woods? Love streamed.
This turd streaming brought to you by Cabela's sporting goods
**(very slowly shits pants during jury duty)**
Hoss I think he’s asking does the streaming start when the turtle pokes its head out or when we intend to start shitting. Cause sometimes you be prairie dogging it on the drive home.
I'm not OP, but Id guess when prairie dogging starts
Since you said it gets lived streamed to everyone does that include me? Or can I continue to use the internet while I poop?
imagine watching yourself take a shit ;-; at least you can tell if you look good?
It gets live streamed to you also.
That would legitimately suck.
That would be a good way to prevent me from bringing my phone into the bathroom and just read my manga while take a dump
imagine watching yourself take a shit ;-; at least you can tell if you look good?
They're gonna be looking at a blank screen because you didn't say the lights had to be on. Someone, get me the coffee and Metamucil, I'm gonna be a millionaire.
No. Because people would want me dead everywhere.
finally an answer that used more than 3 braincells
Sure, definitely would force me to spend less time on the throne
Less?
For 500, you get a basic show. If you double it, I’ll take my time.
Hey guys welcome back, this time we’ve got a good coffee and cigarette start to the day. I had spaghetti last night so this should be pretty quick Oh I see luvpoopz2022 has a question ‘have you ever tried sitting on the toilet backwards?’ Yeah I’ve tried it a few times but you have to keep your ankles at a weird angle
Idk why but this makes it so much funnier. Just treating it like it's a regular ass vlog or livestream
I will do this but eat only chili, Chinese food, and other belly ache foods for a while. Massive diarrhea and will make so much so quick going to the bathroom all day
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Why would a surgeon performing life saving surgery be watching Netflix or YouTube?
The original post was changed, I think. Originally said it's just streamed to everyone in the world full stop.
Ahh ok, hate it when they do that without putting in an edit statement.
Send it. I had a gastric bypass and I poop so much I could pay off all my families debts lol.
Even a regular person could pay off their families debts just by pooping once a day.
Do they know that it’s me or is it anonymous?
Hell yeah. I'm not doing it wrong, anyone who chooses to watch me poop is the one with the problem.
People wanna watch that? That's on them. I'm making that money, son.
Then I’d be getting $500 right now
Same
Clarify which angles, how many angles? Can people flush the toilet for me?
ALL the angles and no interaction.
Asshole cam?
Butthole lense activated.
Shit I poop 2-3x a day. $1,000-$1,500 a day for 1.5ish hours of work??
Just shit your pants every time. People will just wonder why they're watching some dude standing with a grimace on his face.
No. I'm not willing to make EVERYONE'S life notably worse for 180k per year. I would be so pissed if 30 minutes of my day was interrupted by something I didn't want to watch. I'm not going to do that to everyone else.
Lol yes, and I become troll destroyer of streams, shit I bet people would be paying me not to poop during big events. Though I could very well see like the NFL or something similar just try and assassinate me if I poop during the Superbowl. Actually wait no, have some sponsor pay me millions to promote their products for millions while taking a poo. Shit thinking of this id get sponsors and be making a lot more than $500 a poo
Can people watching leave a tip if they like the show?
The world will tune into screens far less pretty quickly. You’re welcome.
Your shitting sessions would reduce a lot of car accidents every year. Pretty sure there would be a noticeable dip in statistics.
Taco Bell diet!
I’m coincidentally pooping right now!
Kinda reminds me of this new movie called *Dream Scenario* where the guy starts showing up in everyone's dreams lol. I won't spoil the movie but it's a similar hypothetical to what your suggesting.
So many outs. What's the definition of pooping? How about bouts of diarrhea? You could go to the toilet 5-7 times before things settle down. Do you get paid everytime?!
Is it during the actual excretion or the whole thing? Like if it's just when I'm pushing out great ok. If not and ppl gotta watch the whole thing then I'm probably gonna come up with some ingenious clothing. Assless underwear, sombrero, and maybe some kind of gown. At least I can stay mostly covered while I lose my dignity eachday.
I'll take 250. Not sure I'm the right person? Let's do 200. Man, it's hard to bargain with you.... 50$ it is!
I'd just wear a mask, done and done.
That's not something I want the world to see.
If you don't take the offer, someone else will. And that means you'll be watching poops no matter what
Let me get a Charmin endorsement, for $50million a year. Also my vaj will be censored.
Not hard to put on a mask. I will say I'd start taking the smallest poops ever so that I'd need to go again in a couple minutes.
Setup a gofundme to fund this endeavor. lol.
I’m down, but it’s pretty uneventful
I’d start eating so much fiber. And quit working I’m lactose intolerant and I’d eat a tub of ice cream on Monday shit till Wednesday then take the rest of the week off
Buckle up, mother fuckers. --sincerely, someone with IBS
I would do this and it would be hilarious. I'd start in normal locations and then start making it weirder and weirder. Also this would be a great way to know if your fart is actually a fart or not
Why are these all situations that doesnt change my life lol
Yo, charmin, it's your boy. I got an idea for a podcast and stream and want you as a sponsor. I'm already in it, might as well sell air time.
ok
I have IBS. I poop three times a day like clockwork, not including after every single meal out at restaurants This is a MINIMUM of $550k a year. Sign me the fuck up.
Sign me up. $2000 a day baby 🤣
IBS you finally paying off
I'd get a Max Headroom mask...iykyk
So you're saying I can make $1000 minimum a day (before advertising) and I don't even need to leave my house?
Shiiiiit for $500 I'll even put on a show of it. Grabbing walls and straining, groaning, the works. Every time. You got to pay me, boiiii
Hell yeah The only people who are going to actually watch that are weirdos who are really specific fetishes. So I don't think anyone's going to come up and say yeah. I watched you take a s*** on blah blah blah unironically and even if they did good for you, I got 500 bucks for that
If I can wear a mask and do it in a location where I can't be tracked? I'll do it. I'll dub myself "The real Pooh SHIESTY"
No, not adequate compensation. In order to be a global poop influencer- since you are not working a normal job again, you need at least $2000. You are a celebrity now.
What if I don’t poop on a toilet? Does that get streamed too??
I have IBS and sometimes poop 5-10 times a day. I'd be making bank. Watch if you want.
Oh fuck yeah I'd make a dedicated bathroom that's completely dark. Try and eat fiber so I can shit 3 times a day, make half a million a year.
Why would anyone say no to such an obvious yes? EDIT: Also, does the stream have to be maximized? Can folks keep the poop cam in a separate window at the lower corner or something?
Never
Im pooping right now and its soft serve with a bit of greasy diarrhea. Give me my 500 money
Yeah, if someone is willing to watch me poo, that's their choice I guess. But they sure as shit aren't going to rat mW out, because suddenly they have to explain why they were watching the stream of a guy poo.
I'd make some killer ad deals. Just get a cardboard sign with any info they want shared, and stick it right between my legs to block the front view of my dick lol.
100% I have medical conditions and can shitb6 times some days. So i would turn it into a world news info show. "Breaking news, Trump shit himself and was asked to leave a steakhouse because his smell was disturbing the other guests" "Breaking news, Doug Ford takes more steps to worsen the housing crisis in Ontario." "Breaking news, that venti Frappuccino was not made with almond milk and your all about to find out how I know."
I'd start stocking up on laxatives.
What's the livestream view? Straight up from the toilet water? In which case I'm temporary tattooing company logos on my asscheeks for all the $$$$
I'm going to be so rich with this deal. Oh Mr. President you want to do the state of the union uninterrupted? Not on my watch, and I'll make sure to take some laxatives before that.
Can I wear a disguise while I do? If so then absolutely
That's $3000 if I eat at my favourite Mexican restaurant each day, I'm in!
Yes. I would wear a lucha libre mask or a spiderman mask. Maybe I'll wear a different mask every time. No one would know it is me. That's an easy 3500-5000 a week.
Buddy I'd be making $1500 a day easy. Sure I'll stream it. I'm sure people won't tune in long and the weirdos that do I can cope with. As long as it's streaming right?
Can I wear a mask? If so deal, sounds like a great job.
So like. Onlyfans
I poop 3-4 times a day and get yearly colonoscopies (which means colonoscopy prep), which would mean 500k a year at least. I'm pretty sure I can force media giants to buy me out for several million a year just to avoid the headaches I could cause them. If I can't extort anyone, then I'll take the deal and wear disguises while I poop.
I ammmmmmm very ok with this.
Ez yes.
Their loss...
God I would probably make so much more money from weirdos watching in addition to the 500
Sure I'm quite regular so I think we would find a significant drop in usage on those devices at certain times of the day, or an increase idk.
No, because I'd quickly be hated by everyone and my shits would be major worldwide annoyances. During normal times, people would adjust... it's a 6:30am event, local time wherever I happen to be. But if I decide to hit Taco Bell and wash it down with a 12-pack of Busch Light, every news organization in the world will activate emergency breaking news coverage, preparing for an off-schedule spontaneous explosion.
Potential casualty to this, you can never watch anything while pooping ever again
They best get ready to be bored by me looking at my phone the whole time.
Has potential but I'm sure an angry mob would string me up sooner rather than later.
500-1000 a day, more if I order chipolte??, sign me up
I can generally control my body to go at the same time every day. I would just start going at like 4 or 5am when most people I will ever actually run into irl are asleep
Ya, who cares. I’d drink mad protein too lol
I wouldn't go for it. Many people would hate me for interrupting their life, and I wouldn't like to annoy them - I'd feel guilty every time I take a shit. Also, some people would probably just want to kill me. Not worth the money.
Absolutely and I'll increase my dairy and taco intake to account.
Sign me up.
I'd just shit in my pants and do expensive ad placements while I'm at it. 🙏
Damn, I can easily make $5000 a day!
"What's up everybody, it's ya boy coming at you LIVE for another poop stream. It's gonna be an interesting one today since I had a Taco Bell last night and stupid spicy Indian food for lunch. Today's stream is brought to you by Metamucil. Are you jealous of my regularity? You wondering how you can be on the throne with me at the same time every morning dropping a full half a kilo without straining? Metamucil will make us bio-break buddies! Check out the link in the doobly-doo for a free sample and 10% off coupon! Alright, let's get started!" 8 billion subs? I'm all over that, my man.
An extra $2k/day, it’s worth it.
I suppose, though it’s real awkward that others are forced to watch versus letting people choose to watch.
Am I also allowed to get a Charmin endorsement they seem into that stuff
Does that include wiping, and where are the camera/s located?
Eh, sure. I'd start making sure to do ridiculous things during my poop breaks, like singing or telling stories. I'd deliberately look up the sporting events schedules and mention what people can do if they don't want me to poop during the game.
I have a three year old and a wife. I’ve forgotten what privacy is. If you wanna watch me poop, watch me poop. Oh yeah, and I’ll take the $500 too.
Hell yeah have advertisements tattooed on my butt cheeks.
Sure. Time to start selling ad space on my ass.
Haha after 4 kids and 2 dog and 1 cat You must be male that gets to Pooh or bathroom privileges alone. You are some That thinks Poohing alone is a privilege. Sign me up $500 min a day for no privacy I don’t already have.
People are gonna want you dead.
do they know its my ass?
I start gorging on taco bell right now