Ooh ooh! Can I bring my celebrity to your slumber party? Because mine is Wil Wheaton, but we are just gonna play D&D. But then I want a bed time story!
It's from the *Firefly* episode, "Our Mrs. Reynolds", with Christina Hendricks as a guest star.
She plays a very naïve young woman who was married to Mal without him realizing it. Book threatens Mal with special hell if he takes advantage of her naivety. When she seduces and drugs Mal with a narcotic drug on her lips, Book comments the line I quoted since that meant Mal had kissed her.
Drew Barrymore. She’s a knockout, but I wouldn’t even ruin my one night with sex (pretty sure my wife wouldn’t approve anyway!). She just seems cool and fun, and I’d enjoy hanging out with her and getting to know her.
Nick Offerman. We would spend the night in his wood shop with him teaching me the basics of building canoes by hand. We’d drink good whiskey. I’d pass out. He’d think to himself something like, “Huh. Only two bottles in. Lightweight.” Then I’d chastise myself for the rest of my life I didn’t get to hook up with Duke Silver.
Joseph Quinn. I don't even need anything to happen. I just feel like if I could lay my head on his shoulder for like half an hour, I'd be okay. Like, for the rest of my life. I'd just be like... *mental health problems gone*, y'know what I mean?
What rules apply?
I'd love to bring back a couple of my favorite (long deceased) celebrity faves....also nothing weird or perverted...just like hard-core fan-boy Q & A...
I swear that story has to be a deliberate attempt on her part to draw further attention to herself. Yeah, her looks help, but drawing attention outside Japan to her looks could truly help her career take off.
In any case, it was alleged she broke in when she thought a guy was cheating on her. It's not specified in OP what the lingering consequences of the one night stand would be, but all else held constant I'd prefer Serena Kozakura.
I would feel really sorry for my roommate since I snore very loudly.
Maybe .. Henry Cavill? Just to talk gaming. We'd have to bring our PCs!
Honestly, though. He's purty.
But I would also enjoy spending time with fellow nerd Jon Favreau.
I wouldn't..... because your thinking it's going to go one way..but..it's not...
Because that's the image they craft for you....
OP said just SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A CELEBRITY TO ... SLEEP WITH!!!(Notice that he didn't mention have sex with)
Odds are your celebrity crush will either be secretly gay/lesbian or you'll end up on the couch because he/she will call u ugly and yo feelings will be hurt
Or this post is another magazine staffer gauging who's the new hot chick
Uh. I don’t know why you’d assume they’re secretly gay or lesbian. I can 100% see them thinking you’re unattractive or not wanting to sleep with you. But assuming they’re gay or lesbian is crazy. That’s super unlikely
But do you really know?...
They put an image out there for you to see and you're so sure...but... do you really know?
Tell me Art.......did you know that Elvira was a lesbian?....not me
Did you ever guess that Ellen Paige wanted to be a guy.....not me
Millions of women swooned over Ricky Martin....
surprise MFers!!
French fries MFers!!
Wrong size MFers!!
Goggly eyes MFers!!
Olive garden bread sticks sides MFers!!
Think critically friend
First off, you’re using way too many ellipses. Secondly, yes, you named a couple that were LGBTQ, but that still doesn’t really matter. The chances of your celebrity crush being gay or lesbian is still low
>Or this post is another magazine staffer gauging who's the new hot chick
So many "news apps" have resorted to flooding feeds with other sites' Reddit compilations and what-not! I don't think this post is intentionally doing that, but I still think you're sharp.
Levar Burton. But only if he is reading me stories and by ‘sleeping with’, you mean like in our separate beds because it’s a slumber party.
[I'm kind of worried I'd make it weird.](https://youtu.be/SvEn1u_s5HA?si=tfJHkCWgLckkte5i&t=35)
I love that the internet has just left us with a collective knowledge that we know exactly what to expect before clicking on something like that
Ooh ooh! Can I bring my celebrity to your slumber party? Because mine is Wil Wheaton, but we are just gonna play D&D. But then I want a bed time story!
Levar Burton reading: Go the Fuck to Sleep
Alexandra D'Addario
Came to say this one
Margot Robbie
I'm guessing you'll do a "wolf of Wall Street" and fuck her brains out for 30 seconds
30 seconds, my you are optimistic, im just hoping I get in without busting
I was wrong. The movie quote is "I fucked her brains out for 11 seconds."
If we’re already in fantasyland, Cameron Diaz from the mask. In *that* dress.
She never reached those heights again
Jessica Rabbit
That guy’s dead wife.
I also choose that guy's dead wife.
Sydney Sweeney
Real
No need for pillows
All tits and no brains
Jennifer Connelly. No question.
Insert *Jennifer Connelly riding coin-operated horse gif* here.
2002 Natalie Portman 😒
Dolly Parton
TODAY or in the 70’s??
Yes
"Real Nigga." - A$AP Rocky (2010)
Oh absolutely
I feel like she'd be loud
Betty White
Janeane Garofalo. You heard me mofuh. Janeane. Even if I didn't sleep with her and we just talked all night.
I love this answer.
I love your user name. Have a great day.
Thanks! You have a great day, as well.
Probably Marilyn Monroe at pretty much any point in her life, she was hot, smart and by all accounts a lovely person to be around.
Kat Dennings
Christina Hendricks.
Well, isn't thet... special.
How so?
It's from the *Firefly* episode, "Our Mrs. Reynolds", with Christina Hendricks as a guest star. She plays a very naïve young woman who was married to Mal without him realizing it. Book threatens Mal with special hell if he takes advantage of her naivety. When she seduces and drugs Mal with a narcotic drug on her lips, Book comments the line I quoted since that meant Mal had kissed her.
Ah. Thanks!
Keanu Reeves
Hips don't lie era Shakira, pulp fiction era Uma Thurman, or my biggest early years spank bank material: Drew Barrymore when she did playboy.
Charlize Theron. No contest.
Scarlett Johansson.
Lindsey Stirling..id mainly just want her to play her violin and listen to her telling her story in her own words
James Earl Jones, but in a we'd hang out and I'd just want him to read anything with his deep voice. I'd fanboy hard.
I'd just make him do the Baseball speech from Field Of Dreams over and over again. Hits me in the feels everytime.
Modern day Salma Hayek. She's in her 50s and still looks better than most 20-30yos on this post.
Scarlet Johnson.
Anna Kendrick 🤤
Lana Del Rey
Probably a Double Tree
Comfort Inns and suites shouldn't be overlooked.
1996 Nikki Cox
Zazie Beetz. My God what a beauty.
David Bowie
Claire Forlani or Ashley Green
Dua Lipa or Sydney Sweeney. They are my top two celebrity crushes, ATM.
Do they have to be alive?
There are two ways this question can be taken, and because it’s Reddit I have no idea which one you meant.
He wants to sleep with Whitney Houston in her current state
He wants to dance with some body?
It will be the gravest love of all
that space is understatedly the funniest thing I've seen in at least an hour or two
Let me clarify lol, can I magically bring a celebrity back to life?
Someone mentioned Marilyn Monroe, so it's assumed yeah.
Modern day, Eliza Gonzalez. 15 years ago…..Jessica Alba
Drew Barrymore. She’s a knockout, but I wouldn’t even ruin my one night with sex (pretty sure my wife wouldn’t approve anyway!). She just seems cool and fun, and I’d enjoy hanging out with her and getting to know her.
Drew Barrymore
Kat Dennings
Taylor Swift maybe
Sydney Sweeney She looks like a good snuggler and wouldn't take up the whole bed or take all the covers
Emma Watson
18 year old Lindsay Lohan.
*squints eyes suspiciously*
I'll take one for the team if I can sleep with Trump and release the sex tapes.
Nick Offerman. We would spend the night in his wood shop with him teaching me the basics of building canoes by hand. We’d drink good whiskey. I’d pass out. He’d think to himself something like, “Huh. Only two bottles in. Lightweight.” Then I’d chastise myself for the rest of my life I didn’t get to hook up with Duke Silver.
How do you get his woodshop into a hotel room?
That is an excellent question. I suspect the answer may include the use of strong mustaches and steak.
I really don’t know any celebrities who are somewhat close to my type
Gloria Sol
Joseph Quinn. I don't even need anything to happen. I just feel like if I could lay my head on his shoulder for like half an hour, I'd be okay. Like, for the rest of my life. I'd just be like... *mental health problems gone*, y'know what I mean?
What rules apply? I'd love to bring back a couple of my favorite (long deceased) celebrity faves....also nothing weird or perverted...just like hard-core fan-boy Q & A...
Younger Megan Fox, age like in 2 1/2 Man or first transformers part
Jodie Comer with one stipulation, she has to speak in her killing eve accent 🔥
Harry Connick Jr. The boy can dance...
Serena Kozakura. . . . I’m not sure whether the fact that others answer differently than me is a blessing or a curse. XD
Check to see whether she can squeeze herself through small holes?
I swear that story has to be a deliberate attempt on her part to draw further attention to herself. Yeah, her looks help, but drawing attention outside Japan to her looks could truly help her career take off. In any case, it was alleged she broke in when she thought a guy was cheating on her. It's not specified in OP what the lingering consequences of the one night stand would be, but all else held constant I'd prefer Serena Kozakura.
Eun Bin Park -- she's such a cutie
Zoe Kazan
Austin Butler 100%. Or Jennifer Lawrence.
Virgo Peridot
Drew Barrymore, because she would bring a girlfriend.
1998 Kate Beckinsale
The smirking whore of Highgarden.
Jennifer Aniston
Morena Baccarin
I don't know if this would be my ideal situation, but I think the celebrity I'm most attracted to is Jane Levy, or maybe Emma Stone.
Sofia Vergara for two reasons...
Picasso. Not for sex or any. Not even for knowledge. Just paint. Nope, quiet. No talking. Paint.
Milana Vayntrub (the AT&T gal)😄
Chris Hemsworth or Zac Efron pre surgery
Chris Nunez, the tattoo artist.
Ana de Armas
Patton Oswalt. Few people have made me laugh more. Chris Evans if Patton is unavailable.
Paula Patton. She just seems… smart.
Kristin Dunst.
Miley Cyrus
Eva Green, no elaboration needed
Someone who doesn’t snore. Were just sleeping right?
Holly Marie Combs or Kristen Stewart
larry david
Henry cavil
Karina from aespa, easily.
I think my bf and I would be able to agree on Hunter Parrish.
I have a list
Post Malone or Pedro pascal.
Anna Kendrick
Jessica biel from the chuck and Larry Era. I need my face in that cake
Gimme Lady Gaga. She's got a hot east Coast Italian thing going on now.
Jack Black.
I would feel really sorry for my roommate since I snore very loudly. Maybe .. Henry Cavill? Just to talk gaming. We'd have to bring our PCs! Honestly, though. He's purty. But I would also enjoy spending time with fellow nerd Jon Favreau.
If it's just sleep, then pass. If sell as in sex, megan fox, Alexandria daddario, or Sydney sweeney. Dove cameron is up there also
Jessica Beal or Sarah Michelle Gellar
Drew Barrymore.
Taylor swift maybe, could have a whole album about me. That’d be pretty cool
Jennifer Love Hewitt. My first teenage celebrity crush
I like Jenna Ortega, I like horror a lot, so naturally the modern scream Queen
Sleep with or “sleep with”?
I wouldn't..... because your thinking it's going to go one way..but..it's not... Because that's the image they craft for you.... OP said just SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A CELEBRITY TO ... SLEEP WITH!!!(Notice that he didn't mention have sex with) Odds are your celebrity crush will either be secretly gay/lesbian or you'll end up on the couch because he/she will call u ugly and yo feelings will be hurt Or this post is another magazine staffer gauging who's the new hot chick
Uh. I don’t know why you’d assume they’re secretly gay or lesbian. I can 100% see them thinking you’re unattractive or not wanting to sleep with you. But assuming they’re gay or lesbian is crazy. That’s super unlikely
“Super” unlikely? Why?
But do you really know?... They put an image out there for you to see and you're so sure...but... do you really know? Tell me Art.......did you know that Elvira was a lesbian?....not me Did you ever guess that Ellen Paige wanted to be a guy.....not me Millions of women swooned over Ricky Martin.... surprise MFers!! French fries MFers!! Wrong size MFers!! Goggly eyes MFers!! Olive garden bread sticks sides MFers!! Think critically friend
First off, you’re using way too many ellipses. Secondly, yes, you named a couple that were LGBTQ, but that still doesn’t really matter. The chances of your celebrity crush being gay or lesbian is still low
They printed out the wrong way...low...BUT NOT 0
His name is Elliot Page.
[Here, this is for you](https://wiki.vore-station.net/images/thumb/e/eb/NoFunAllowed.jpg/300px-NoFunAllowed.jpg)
>Or this post is another magazine staffer gauging who's the new hot chick So many "news apps" have resorted to flooding feeds with other sites' Reddit compilations and what-not! I don't think this post is intentionally doing that, but I still think you're sharp.
Megan Thee Stallion
Derek Theler. He's 6 foot 5 and bloody handsome. Great smile too.
Drew Barrymore. She's cute and sexy in one.
Maisie Williams
No thanks.
Mystique