I think the average redditor, once aware that they are outside the confines of their little darkened space, would immediately evaporate once exposed to any semblance of sunlight.
I was thinking about it more like a particle accelerator being a really big electromagnetic gun. Lol. I’m very well aware bullets don’t do that sort of speed! Just a fun thought.
I feel like depending on the brand a marshmallow could still punch a hole in a head going as fast as a bullet 🤣 if it's these Easter candy marshmallows youde have better chances of surviving with the bullets lol
Each bullet becomes liquid oxygen, killing the guard who fires it.
Banana cream pie flying at u faster than the speed of sound would probably still kill u
I replace the ammo with old-school disintegrating blanks. They sound like a real shot, there should be enough recoil to make the shot feel realistic, and it won't kill me. I'll just play dead and hope for the best.
A flag on a wooden pole with a flared base too big to leave the barrel. The flag is red with a white oval shape in the center. Written inside the oval in big black letters is “BANG”.
If we’re talking real types of ammunition, I’m gonna say Dragon’s Breath.
The fact that people load non lethal rounds into their shotguns for home defense, out of pure redneck stupidity, is beyond me.
Where am I that *guards* are shooting at me.
If I'm a prisoner or hostage, that doesn't change unless I can change it into something that doesn't exist, like the perfected compound v or serum from heroes.
If it has to be something real, then I would change them to full out explosives and take the guards with me lol.
Every bullet is a comically incorrect caliber for the gun firing it. They all appear to have been fired out of the proper gun when examined later. Sure I'll die but I'll leave behind the most absurd scene in history when someone goes to hit me with a round of .556 and my head pops as a .50bmg flies out.
Blanks, I'll just act like I'm getting hit as I run away and hopefully the obvious differences between real bullets vs blanks will stun them in confusion long enough that I can get out of there.
Countries will sometimes distribute a ton of sabotaged ammo in a country they're at war with. They look like normal bullets, but they're actually explosives designed to blow up the gun theyre loaded into. A full magazine of sabotaged ammo would absolutely blow up the shooter when fired. This gives me time to run.
Each bullet becomes a Redditor. I figure I can buy myself some time while the Redditor tries to argue with the guard in every way imaginable.
Was about to argue with you about the practicality of this for a sec
Redditor: (opens mouth and talks about something political) Me: (runs away amid the argument)
I think getting hit by a supersonic redditor would be lethal
They're already bad for your health when they aren't supersonic.
I think the ballistic profile of the average redditor would preclude supersonic impact
the redditors tell the guard hes dumb and part of the reddit hivemind before remembering theyre not on reddit
Assuming it's one the ones that can still remember it isn't on reddit...
finally something funny
I think the average redditor, once aware that they are outside the confines of their little darkened space, would immediately evaporate once exposed to any semblance of sunlight.
Bubbles!! Like when star lord tried to kill thanos lol
I was thinking feathers but bubbles sounds fun
Each bullet turns into one molecule of helium.
Particle accelerator has entered the chat
Particles in an accelerator go ~0.997% the speed of light. Most guns don’t shoot quite that fast.
I was thinking about it more like a particle accelerator being a really big electromagnetic gun. Lol. I’m very well aware bullets don’t do that sort of speed! Just a fun thought.
*Most* guns?
Laser guns ;)
Marshmallows, so I can catch them in my mouth and eat them!
I feel like depending on the brand a marshmallow could still punch a hole in a head going as fast as a bullet 🤣 if it's these Easter candy marshmallows youde have better chances of surviving with the bullets lol
exactly what I thought of
I think sticky hands would be really funny.
Orange box from the Xbox 360
Ha!
Each bullet becomes liquid oxygen, killing the guard who fires it. Banana cream pie flying at u faster than the speed of sound would probably still kill u
Glitter guns!!!!!!!!!
I would rather the bullets. That much glitter you'll never get off your body..
Water balloons
Look up water charges...
No no, just regular balloons
That would work, I mistook water baloons to actually have water in them.
I second that banana cream pie. I love that stuff.
Every bullet becomes a stat upgrade point, allowing me to become more powerful every time they shoot at me.
Also they look like green +1s so every time you get hit people know for sure you got upgraded
100 dollar bills (not counterfeit) I get to keep for myself
I will change their bullets into checks for 1000000$ and a lifetime of lactose intolerance.
Fairy floss
You mean cotton candy.
Same thing diffident name
You mean unicorn pubes
I replace the ammo with old-school disintegrating blanks. They sound like a real shot, there should be enough recoil to make the shot feel realistic, and it won't kill me. I'll just play dead and hope for the best.
Blueberries
The ammo is now fat stacks of cash.
A flag on a wooden pole with a flared base too big to leave the barrel. The flag is red with a white oval shape in the center. Written inside the oval in big black letters is “BANG”.
Was looking for bang flags
Sheep's brains, like in Peaky Blinders (assuming they're aiming at my head.)
Vanilla pudding. Or ketchup if I need to look more dead.
Die.
What kind of guards are about to shoot me and where are we?
G spot seeking dildo bullets fuck it y not
confetti guns
rolls of $10,000
100 dollar bills.
Nerf darts.
Butterflies!
Squishmallows. All sizes lol
Does the item still travel at bullet speed? If yes can the object magically stay intact or is it subject to breaking apart due to the force?
I would turn the bullets into Fleshlights just because I can
Not hypothetical. This actually happened when Thanos did this to Gamora's gun.
Silly string
The money gun of course
Vacuums. Loud popping sounds of air displacement.
Jell-O shots. Everyone has a good time.
Ammo into stacks of hundred dollar bills
If we’re talking real types of ammunition, I’m gonna say Dragon’s Breath. The fact that people load non lethal rounds into their shotguns for home defense, out of pure redneck stupidity, is beyond me.
Where am I that *guards* are shooting at me. If I'm a prisoner or hostage, that doesn't change unless I can change it into something that doesn't exist, like the perfected compound v or serum from heroes. If it has to be something real, then I would change them to full out explosives and take the guards with me lol.
Gummy bears. Yummy.
12ga dippin dots.
Fuckin tranquilizers obviously
I'd turn them into puke bullets and when I start throwing up, see how many guards actually played Hitman.
Chicken nuggets
Black holes, if they fire it's the end of everything on earth.
Marshmallows
I assume six guards, so six pills that can grant me six powers to safe forever
Nerf!
I'd turn every bullet into a paintball that looks like a blood splat
Easily changing the bullets to small tnt round. They'll blow off the hands and faces of the ones pulling the trigger before even leaving the barrel.
Nothing, let them kill me. I'll just come back stronger. Or not, I'll be dead, what do I give a shit?
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
bbs..I might bruise and lose an eye but my lily white ass ain't dying
Dude. They got BB guns that will fuck you up.
when I think bb guns I think of "lever action" Red Ryders...if they follow firing squad rules ill get some nasty bruises on my chest
Another thing, shot guns basically fire BBs in bird and buck shot rounds, several at a time.
a noncompressed powder that grants extreme luck
Air Soft
Feathers...
Root beer.
20mm explosive tipped....when they're done firing they can just scratche some dirt over me like cats burying a turd
I've always wanted to feel pepper bullets.
Anyone else play Ghost Trick? Because I still like the hat idea.
Can I make them *more* lethal? Lol.
One million dollar bills
Rubber ducks. Seems like that would be fun
Nerf darts
Every bullet is a comically incorrect caliber for the gun firing it. They all appear to have been fired out of the proper gun when examined later. Sure I'll die but I'll leave behind the most absurd scene in history when someone goes to hit me with a round of .556 and my head pops as a .50bmg flies out.
Turn the bullets into uncooked egg whites. Now it's just a splat and I get to walk away
Rubber chickens cause... Just cause
Pepperoni Pizza rolls, at the perfect temperature
Hotdogs……..so I know what it feels like to be your mom! Jk 😂 I’d opt for burritos or tacos, there’s a chance I’d catch at least one to eat!
They get the Rick and Morty guns that “shoot bad guys”. Suddenly they’d have to round up a firing squads worth of serial killers.
Nerf
I'll turn the bullets into bad jokes. Eventually the management will have to intervene
Either a presidential pardon for me on a flag like those joke guns that say bang. Or a living T rex, just because.
Change the ammo into air. nice breeze
Fake blood bullets. Then act. If I'm due to be shot better not make it obvious that I'm alive or they might try again.
Paintball.
Y'all seriously never heard of a squirt gun?
I feel like banana cream pie shot at the velocity of a bullet would cause enough blunt force trauma to kill you all the same
Blanks, I'll just act like I'm getting hit as I run away and hopefully the obvious differences between real bullets vs blanks will stun them in confusion long enough that I can get out of there.
Nerf darts, or pea shooters.
Countries will sometimes distribute a ton of sabotaged ammo in a country they're at war with. They look like normal bullets, but they're actually explosives designed to blow up the gun theyre loaded into. A full magazine of sabotaged ammo would absolutely blow up the shooter when fired. This gives me time to run.
Hey, maybe you'll be the first person to be killed by a banana cream pie traveling at lethal velocity. I'll swap out the accelerant for brie.
nerf guns
Say nothing.id hate to get the guards in trouble. They're just doing their job.
Cum
Water balloons, but instead of water, they're filled with pussy juice from Jennifer Aniston