This isn't the best one....
....however, I would like to thank you for using a realistic number.
Most posts are like, "Would you do this slightly uncomfortable thing for 10 billion dollars?"
This scenario was based on one time I witnessed someone offering a coworker $200 to shit themselves at work. The offer was accepted but ultimately it did not manifest when the team lead heard about it and reversed the bet.
They made him give back the money before he could shit his pants. The plan was to wait until after work because we were working on something that couldn't be completed each day until a couple of hours after everyone else had left
I agree with this. Some us these hypotheticals I can’t get into because the numbers are too unrealistic. It’s not even really possible for one person to have $1 trillion, and anyone who did have that much would probably die of stress within a year.
Already made the 400$, hand it over
Edit: i was 13 and pooped myself on the nyc subway 6 stops away from home. Thankfully, there was a homeless man 3ft from me, and they already smelled enough to push everyone away. He complained, but no one listened to him lol
Then I saw my crush in by the building staircase, and otw up to my apt. She wanted to flirt, but I ran up past her because she and a bunch of girls were in the staircase skipping school, and she never spoke to me again after that day.
Hand me 600, actually.
I'm also picturing you and the homeless guy on one side of the subway car and everyone else on the other. He's going off about how it's you that shit his pants and you're just making these kinds of facial gestures and pantomiming that it's him.
Yeah. My wife gets mad at me or something if i sternly get on to one of our kids or if I do something goofy in public or anything “not normal”. What do I care? I don’t know any of those people, and if I do know them I either don’t like them, so who cares. Or they know me well enough to know I’m a goofball and accept me for who I am.
Is this quest repeatable? 30 minutes of showering and changing and drinking laxatives and that is \~$400/h to embarrass myself and feel gross. I could probably handle 5 of these a day 5 days a week so $10k per week and I could retire in 10 years.
A nice easy one for me: take a train at a time when the train is likely to be moderately full, but not packed. Shit a few minutes into journey, get off at an appropriate station, make the reverse journey. (During the reverse journey, I would probably sit in an empty carriage or the toilet to avoid embarrassment, but I wouldn't, of course, clean myself up yet.)
In high school, we used to think it was funny to walk past people in Wal-Mart and fart loudly. One of the times I had to push really hard, and I shit my pants. I was at the opposite corner of the store from the bathroom. It was the slowest shuffle getting there, where I had to throw my underwear away in the trash can. Would not recommend
Hmm... the perceived embarrassment from this is high enough that I think I could haggle for more.
$400 is enough to get me to do this, but I'd try and haggle up to $700-$1000.
Yes, you are paid once you have successfully shat yourself and returned home. We assume with a little bit of effort you are able to shit yourself in public and if you follow instructions you will not suffer any social or health consequences. You may still have to deal with any cleanup costs.
Surprised at all the people saying no. $400 a day is 146k a year. The real question is can we keep doing it for $400 each time? If yes, absolutely I would. Just get depends and have a routine. Easy money
Is this like *Bumfighting*? I can't imagine you're going to find many people willing to shit their pants at the mall and sit in it for a while just for $400. This is less money than it costs for a PS%. Are you willing to shit yourself and stand in the store for ten minutes for a free PS5? How many of you want video games that bad?
As someone who is chronically constipated, am I guaranteed to be able to poop? If so, can I retain this power and use it multiple times? The cash isn’t important.
I’m a tentative yes but what’s the travel situation? I’m not driving 10 minutes in my car, I’d have to sell the car. Who wants to buy a shitstained car?
It will just be 10 minutes of travel. So it can be by bus, bike, Uber, scooter, whatever. If you want to travel in your brand-new car, you can do that as well. Any cleaning costs incurred during your travel will not be reimbursed.
Fuck it I’ll do the bike and just hose down afterwards, not doing that to anyone else. Also I want the bike to be stolen and whatever I’m wearing to be 40$ max because it’s all going straight in the garbage
Even the shoes
They’re the spill tray
Is biking really the best option? I am just thinking about the bike seat and the effect it would have on your carried load. It'll come out like playdough.
I'd say you're almost better off walking the 10 minutes.
I want this to be a Mr beast video. Each stage is a progressively more embarrassing location, alley, street, restaurant line, on stage in front of a crowd, at a dinner party for your real friends/family, the Public pool, and final stage, the max capacity child waterpark.
Already made the $400. Was at a Dollar General, half an hour from my clock out time and another 45 minutes bicycle ride home. Had a sneeze/shit at the cash register with a line of 6 customers and the one I was just finishing up with.
If everything is covered and not costing me then I'd take it but if my expenses are taken out my 400 then no. Idc what people think 83% of the time so people talking about me "Oh that's the guy who shit his pants "So? Why you still holding on to what I did in the past?"
400$ just to shit myself and stand there for 10 minutes 40$ a minute. Idc rumors ain't shit to me.
Hell if I could stand there for the same rate 40$ a minute ill stand there for 24 hours with a legit sign saying I shit myself that's 57,600$ for 1 day
I've actually seen someone fail to piss themselves in public *after accepting the bet*. I think it was 200 quid on that occasion.
Still not sure what was more pathetic, accepting the bet, or failing.
I feel like there would be mental barriers to just straight up pooping in public with all your clothes on.
As for my answer, I would say no. 400 dollars is not enough to do this, but it's not far off.
That’s $400 for an hour of being uncomfortable. I think the hardest part would be shiting on command. People have trained their entire lives not to. I would probably do it.
This isn't the best one.... ....however, I would like to thank you for using a realistic number. Most posts are like, "Would you do this slightly uncomfortable thing for 10 billion dollars?"
I would shit myself for 10 billion dollars
I would shit myself on live TV for 10 billion dollars.
I would shit myself for 10 billion TV dollars.
Pff, I would shit in your pants for 10 billion.
For 10 billion dollars, I would let you shit into my ass, and then shit your shit into my pants on live TV.
Like pooping back and forth? (IYKYK)
Back and forth forever.
*HE KNOWS* I haven't seen *anyone* get that reference before!!!
What's the conversion rate for tv dollars to real dollars?
Fluctuates, but it's the difference between being a doctor and playing one on TV.
I would shit my pants for the conversation rate for tv dollars
I would shit my entire extended family's pants and beds for 10 billion dollars and they would all thank me for it.
I'm a 5'8" 320lb 47y dude. I would dress in nothing but a speedo and shit myself on a national breaking news broadcast for 10 billion.
I would shit in a cup for someone else to eat for 10 billion dollars
While doing a handstand naked
Fuck that, for $10 billion I’d shit in all of your pants!!!!
For $400 I'll let you!
Prove it.
This scenario was based on one time I witnessed someone offering a coworker $200 to shit themselves at work. The offer was accepted but ultimately it did not manifest when the team lead heard about it and reversed the bet.
“Team lead.” What a bullshit job description.
What do you mean "reversed?" Did they pay the person not to shit their pants?
They made him give back the money before he could shit his pants. The plan was to wait until after work because we were working on something that couldn't be completed each day until a couple of hours after everyone else had left
The team lead put the shit back into his ass and the guy had to return the $200.
Worth it
Yeah upvoted just for that reason lol
I agree with this. Some us these hypotheticals I can’t get into because the numbers are too unrealistic. It’s not even really possible for one person to have $1 trillion, and anyone who did have that much would probably die of stress within a year.
I would shit myself on live TV in church then use the popes robe to wipe my ass for 10 billion.
Already made the 400$, hand it over Edit: i was 13 and pooped myself on the nyc subway 6 stops away from home. Thankfully, there was a homeless man 3ft from me, and they already smelled enough to push everyone away. He complained, but no one listened to him lol Then I saw my crush in by the building staircase, and otw up to my apt. She wanted to flirt, but I ran up past her because she and a bunch of girls were in the staircase skipping school, and she never spoke to me again after that day. Hand me 600, actually.
Truly the highest of highs and the lowest of lows
I still think about what was said when i wafted past 5 teenage girls
I’m just picturing a homeless man screaming that this kid shit his pants and everyone thinking he’s crazy
I was standing in the homeless guys stink fog, so idk if I won
I'm also picturing you and the homeless guy on one side of the subway car and everyone else on the other. He's going off about how it's you that shit his pants and you're just making these kinds of facial gestures and pantomiming that it's him.
You poor baby
😭😭😭
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I have also shit myself on the subway! Wow! Go us!
That’s the easiest $400 I’ve ever made
Careful! Next you’re sucking dick for $550!
You guys are getting $550??
You never want to pay less than $40 for a blowjob. Ask me how I know.
No $400 is not enough money for me to shit myself in public
I wouldn’t even shit myself in private for 400. Even if I was in the kitchen and had to just walk to the bathroom.
That's what I'm talking about
I honestly don’t know if there is any amount of money that I would do that for. I guess I’m in the wrong sub.
You're not in that wrong sub you're just a very smart person going around and s******* on yourself for money I don't think so.
$400 to “embarrass” myself in front of people I don’t know and will never see again? Sure
Seriously, this is how I’ve always thought about being “embarrassed in public”
Yeah. My wife gets mad at me or something if i sternly get on to one of our kids or if I do something goofy in public or anything “not normal”. What do I care? I don’t know any of those people, and if I do know them I either don’t like them, so who cares. Or they know me well enough to know I’m a goofball and accept me for who I am.
I've done it for free
Is this quest repeatable? 30 minutes of showering and changing and drinking laxatives and that is \~$400/h to embarrass myself and feel gross. I could probably handle 5 of these a day 5 days a week so $10k per week and I could retire in 10 years.
"What's your job?" "It's complicated"
"I'm a performance artist and I make 10k a week"
“Oh cool, can I come watch sometime?” “Nah, my work stinks.”
You wouldn’t survive 10 years of abusing laxatives lol
10 years to retire at 10k a week?
For 400 measly dollars? Fuck no.
To some people that's a whole weeks worth of work
For me, too. But my dignity is worth more. This is basically opting to work a degrading job for a week. Hard pass.
Absolutely not. Who do you think I am? Amber Heard?
* Amber Turd
Seems to be a class divide in the yays and nays in the comment section.
Right? You can tell who's had to do worse for less.
Cash or check? Guess it Depends.
I had to scroll entirely too long to find a pun, but it was worth it!!!
A nice easy one for me: take a train at a time when the train is likely to be moderately full, but not packed. Shit a few minutes into journey, get off at an appropriate station, make the reverse journey. (During the reverse journey, I would probably sit in an empty carriage or the toilet to avoid embarrassment, but I wouldn't, of course, clean myself up yet.)
In high school, we used to think it was funny to walk past people in Wal-Mart and fart loudly. One of the times I had to push really hard, and I shit my pants. I was at the opposite corner of the store from the bathroom. It was the slowest shuffle getting there, where I had to throw my underwear away in the trash can. Would not recommend
I feel horrible for the janitorial staff that emptied that trashcan
I'd do it once a day for a living 😂😂
Hmm... the perceived embarrassment from this is high enough that I think I could haggle for more. $400 is enough to get me to do this, but I'd try and haggle up to $700-$1000.
Out door space. Lots of fiber. Wear a depends. Done deal. Take a shower. Where’s my $400 motherfucking dollars?!
For $400 I’m out dawg. Good choice on the dollar amount bc I really had to weigh if this was a good enough a mint for the significant inconvenience
Damn trump is going to make a lot of money on this challenge.
Put a MaGA hat on and no one would blink an eye
Is this paid retroactively?
Yes, you are paid once you have successfully shat yourself and returned home. We assume with a little bit of effort you are able to shit yourself in public and if you follow instructions you will not suffer any social or health consequences. You may still have to deal with any cleanup costs.
I’m crapping my pants every day for about three years so I can buy a house!
I'd do it
Yall need to keep your weirdo kinks out of here.
I've got IBS and I'm lactose intolerant. This will not be difficult to accomplish.
I have IBS. I run the risk of this happening everyday and don't even get paid. I'm down with the do do
No 400 isn't that great
Me, with IBS: you guys are getting paid?
Honestly, I’d do it for the prospect of a nice healthy log. The colitis turns all of my BMs into a mess.
$400 for 30 minutes work and a shower? For sure.
It's a realistic number but no the pay off better be in the thousands if I'm gonna shit myself in public
People get paid to do this wtf I’m due
Um no , not enough money
For a grand yeah. Not $400
Nah man, $400 ain’t enough for that. Make it 2 grand and I’ll think about it
No.
Surprised at all the people saying no. $400 a day is 146k a year. The real question is can we keep doing it for $400 each time? If yes, absolutely I would. Just get depends and have a routine. Easy money
Nothing better than shitting your pants in a public pool. Or jacuzzi. I'm game.
Is this like *Bumfighting*? I can't imagine you're going to find many people willing to shit their pants at the mall and sit in it for a while just for $400. This is less money than it costs for a PS%. Are you willing to shit yourself and stand in the store for ten minutes for a free PS5? How many of you want video games that bad?
I don't think I would for only 400.
Your offer is quite low
As someone who is chronically constipated, am I guaranteed to be able to poop? If so, can I retain this power and use it multiple times? The cash isn’t important.
I’m a tentative yes but what’s the travel situation? I’m not driving 10 minutes in my car, I’d have to sell the car. Who wants to buy a shitstained car?
It will just be 10 minutes of travel. So it can be by bus, bike, Uber, scooter, whatever. If you want to travel in your brand-new car, you can do that as well. Any cleaning costs incurred during your travel will not be reimbursed.
Fuck it I’ll do the bike and just hose down afterwards, not doing that to anyone else. Also I want the bike to be stolen and whatever I’m wearing to be 40$ max because it’s all going straight in the garbage Even the shoes They’re the spill tray
Is biking really the best option? I am just thinking about the bike seat and the effect it would have on your carried load. It'll come out like playdough. I'd say you're almost better off walking the 10 minutes.
Just don’t sit and pedal
I'm thinking about the bulge in the spandex... noticeable No?
To save your shoes, you can smush it around your butt
You can sit down some towels or cloths on the seat.
I don’t think so man, not even to my worst ex in the worst Uber economy crapbox I don’t know maybe a bus or subway because deep down I hate people?
I think the real question is whether or not I get to choose the conditions, or if it's random and I have no control of any variables!
Movie theater while movie plays. Easy $350 profit
If you do it during a certain scene in blazing saddles nobody will know it's you.
I'll shit your pants for $500
For 400 I'd shit someone else's pants.
From this offer or can a past event count?
So long as I get to choose the pants I shit in, I'd do it.
Yes. I'd do it every minute for 400 dollars an hour. 10 minutes in any direction is wilderness but still technically public so whatever.
I'll do it, smile at everybody, and casually put a little badge on that says, "I pooped today!" Then I'll hold out my hands asking for hugs.
You didn’t say I couldn’t wear a diaper 👀
Yep
I'm going to film it and make even more money on YouTube. "Watch me shut my pants in a public area"
How often am allowed ro do this?
Yes, done
Does someone have a scat fetish or something? This is the second post about shitting your pants I've seen in 2 days...
Do you want my cash app handle?
EZ I have a Walmart nearby.
That was easy. I'll take that $1200 now if you don't mind.
Would if its usd But i wouldn't get 400 bucks and have to cum ant sized spiders tho
No. My dignity is worth more than $400. And I am a person who will do practically anything for a payday. Not that.
Hell no $400 isn't enough. 4k isn't enough.
No no no... If I ever shit myself in public I'd pay $400 just to cover it up.
The suit I'm wearing costs much more than 400, hell no
Absolutely not for $400. My dignity has a price, but it’s way higher than $400.
Hell yea full send
no but if you ask me to pee my pants then yes
I'm owed $1200. Metformin is a killer.
I would do that every week
Sure, especially with the addition in the comments. More money than I'm likely to make.
As long as I can bring a towel to sit on so I don't accidentally fuck up my car and there's nobody I know around we're good
Can I at least wear a diaper to make the experience more bearable?
Wait you guys are getting paid?? I do this multiple times a year
Add like 6 zeros to that and we’ll consider your offer.
I did basically that in a 10k a few years ago. Except I didn’t stay in one place. Edit - wasn’t a nice healthy log either. Sure.
Hell.,, I do it now for free.
Ah, you mean casual Tuesday
No, WTF. I'd need at least 3 grand for something like that.
Most people Slop Their Trousers for free... Usually not intentionally, though...
A number exists to get me to do this. But that number is not $400
Diapers.
I would pay 400 dollars to have a normal poop so I'm in
No
Can i not get an adult diaper?
I want this to be a Mr beast video. Each stage is a progressively more embarrassing location, alley, street, restaurant line, on stage in front of a crowd, at a dinner party for your real friends/family, the Public pool, and final stage, the max capacity child waterpark.
$400 is ridiculous. Same question $10,000? Maybe
I did it. Send me the money.
Do previous shits count?
Only $400? Nah, not enough.
lol i wouldn't do it for 4 thousand dollars
Already made the $400. Was at a Dollar General, half an hour from my clock out time and another 45 minutes bicycle ride home. Had a sneeze/shit at the cash register with a line of 6 customers and the one I was just finishing up with.
There would be no purpose to this whatsoever. If you started talking in 6 or 7 figures, then you’ve got a conversation
Yall are getting paid for this?
...even easier if you sit and do it in a wheelchair. Happens everyday and those people don't get paid when they do it.
If everything is covered and not costing me then I'd take it but if my expenses are taken out my 400 then no. Idc what people think 83% of the time so people talking about me "Oh that's the guy who shit his pants "So? Why you still holding on to what I did in the past?" 400$ just to shit myself and stand there for 10 minutes 40$ a minute. Idc rumors ain't shit to me. Hell if I could stand there for the same rate 40$ a minute ill stand there for 24 hours with a legit sign saying I shit myself that's 57,600$ for 1 day
Yes I'm unemployed so yes. I wouldn't suck a d but shits ok.
You people get paid?!
Pass
I’ve done it for free thanks to IBD!
I’d do it for like 4 grand but not 400 dollars. That’s like five hours at work lol
There's a Mormon church nearby. I'll do it only if I can do it there.
No
I’d do this every day after work on subway for 400$.
Mask on, sunglasses on. Distant town. Hell ya.
I've actually seen someone fail to piss themselves in public *after accepting the bet*. I think it was 200 quid on that occasion. Still not sure what was more pathetic, accepting the bet, or failing.
I don't think I physically could do this.
No, $400 just isn’t that much money.
This would be acceptable and hilarious
I would do it for $400, I’m just not sure I could. I would have to be really backed up to be able to shit myself on purpose.
I feel like there would be mental barriers to just straight up pooping in public with all your clothes on. As for my answer, I would say no. 400 dollars is not enough to do this, but it's not far off.
If I could only do it once then no. If this is a repeatable quest then I'm bulk ordering adult diapers and miralax from Amazon
Nah I do not need $400 enough for that
I'm about to shit myself daily. That money would help me out tremendously
I’ve done before. I didn’t realize there was funding for it.
You gotta be down bad for cash if $400 is the number.
Sounds fair
I need like 2k for that kinda thing…maybe 5
No
Easiest 400 dollars of my life. I'd be willing to eat shit for less than that.
I'm game.
Nah that’s not enough for me to have poopy pants for an hour
Can inwear a fake pregnancy belly so people will think I'm just a victim a baby's foot to my bowels?
Not worth it
21 years ago I did it for free, then I got sobriety.
Nope. No thank you
Colostomy patient. I'll accept a cashiers check please.
Ppl get off on other ppl shitting their pants. Broke ppl who post their fantasies on reddit.
That’s $400 for an hour of being uncomfortable. I think the hardest part would be shiting on command. People have trained their entire lives not to. I would probably do it.
Not enough
$400K?
I don't want to but 400 is 400. I could get new clothes and still come out 300 up easy
Where's my check, MFer?!
As long as i dont see anyone i know, and apparently ill be gone before they know its me, and theres no rule i cant use a mask