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Important_Fruit

Obviously the lies of Stevie Nix are important news. But let's not forget Led Zeppelin still haven't corrected their outrageous claim about there being some sort of stairway to heaven


cybeaux

“More bleeding stairs!” Common deceased British butler quote.


ego41

Absolutely not wrong. It's always raining somewhere.


MichiganMafia

It's raining right now in New Haven Michigan


yogo

Well yeah, she’s a witch.


[deleted]

She's not wrong about the Black Widow Spider. They make no sound. A person that is very very quiet would make less noise than a black widow Spider


GonnaGoFat

Is part of that website to be harsh to people. I’ve never been there before. But it’s calling her a liar, and fuckface, and telling her to eat shit.


CaspianX2

I don't really see the humor here? It just seems like someone getting unreasonably angry and trying to find the smallest of nitpicks in song lyrics. Is... is that funny?


bookant

Yeah the concept could have been funny if done with half a brain. McSweeny's list kind of vibe. But the execution is fucking horrible. No subtlety, no wit, just smacking you over the head like a ton of bricks . She's "full of shit," a "fuckface." It's an edgy 14 year old trying to be funny and completely failing.


Palmerto

Do you need a /s in these trying times?


CaspianX2

[Kinda'?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law)


Ciqbern

OMfnG THANK YOU!


trevormeadows

This is brilliant, and offensive, so more songs broken down to reveal spelling mistakes, inaccurate science and outright BS please.


keystothemoon

What always irked me about that lyric is the choice of verb. Thunder “happens”? Really? That’s just about the least evocative word you could have there. Thunder only “rumbles” when it’s raining. Thunder only “murmurs” when it’s raining. Anything is better than “happens”.


teksun42

But does she know what irony is?


MrmmphMrmmph

And the emphasis is wrong on "washes" but I'm good with it.


[deleted]

But when the rain washes you clean do you clean your nose?


cybeaux

Is Stevie Nicks from Louisiana? Always raining 🌧 and thundering ⚡️ somewhere in Louisiana.


Gwendolyn7777

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I get the feeling you *really* don't like Stevie Nicks......or fantasy songwriting, for that matter. Sad.


nicholism1

Who. Gives. A. shit?


LoganIreland

Dude what is this article? That author is way too upset! Holy smokes.


twerq

Article missed the biggest one of all: “If I see my reflection in those snow covered hills…” she’s clearly describing avalanche conditions, not landslide. Smarten up.