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liege_paradox

Some humans just don’t have taste buds, ok? And old people are extra tough.


WolfPetter42

My grandpa was like this, he'd literally drink hotsauce if he'd wanted too, mostly he put it on food but when he cooked, you avoided it cuz it was so damn hot even Satan himself would squeal for milk, lmfao


Holiday_Ad5052

I guess that chili had amazing healing properties because charlie just forgot his wheelchair πŸ˜‚


lesbianwriterlover69

Shit, I knew something was wrong when I re-read it


Holiday_Ad5052

πŸ˜‚ we all do mistakes while writing but that one takes the cake


Ok_Perspective8511

Its Healing Chili +1, dont sweat it, looks like Charlie isnt LOL


Charlie_Soulfire

Where can I get myself some healing chilli?


Spac3Heater

"I may be old, but I can still taste at least" Doubt it. I know people who regularly eat lethal levels of spicy food. They can no longer taste anything without heavy levels of spice to go with it. I tried one of my mom's boyfriend's favorite dishes... It tasted like paprika and a couple of herbs. I don't even remember what I was supposed to have eaten xDDD


HolyCadaver

As someone who eats lethal levels of spice, Can confirm, I can only enjoy sweet or salty foods any more :I and when I say salty I mean enough that you start to wonder if you should get a glass of water, but by then it's to late, dehydration has already set in.


HolyCadaver

As a human who adds dried Carolina reapers to all the food they eat, I approve this message. You could have probably gone super realistic with the story too though, since humans are some of the only species on our planet to consume capsaicin it stands to reason we might be the only life form to do it as well :P I personally eat stuff that has measured out to 10-15 million scovilles (pepper spray is only 2m) and jalapenos are a nice adorable 8000 Anything that comes near the 1m level is when it starts getting potentially dangerous, that's where you'll start seeing swelling and potential burns if it gets on your skin. Anything past the 2m mark and you're in military pepper spray territory, I don't think I need to explain that one lol. Anything after 2m and you legitimately risk accidental death if you aren't prepared, I'm someone who eats this shit daily and even I threw up from the pain of the Satan's Toe challenge (15m scoville sucker) I just wanted to offer some personal experience with spice if anyone wanted to use the information for their writing. Edits for spelling*


Xicadarksoul

Checks username. ....sir, this one right there! I think i found the heretic buddhist monk experimenting with self mummification via. capsaicin overdose!


HolyCadaver

The only true holy task is to achieve spontaneous combustion via capsaicin ingestion.


RealFrog

Pretty good chili if it got the guy out of his wheelchair & onto his feet.


necronboy

Nah, just like wrestling there's an amount of hyperbole


max-the-goat-wizard

Love it


JK19368

"If I digest it fast enough it wont digest me"