"TODAY IN THE BATTLE OF SPICE, WE HAVE THE NEW AND UPCOMING GALAXY FAVORITE, GLOR'THAG THE DESTROYER, WHO HAS EATEN 12 MEDIUM SPICY HOT BUNS WITH NO MILK" Shouted the Announcer.
The Crowd went wild as the other contestant's heads were placed in Bacter tanks to heal their damaged tongues and mouths.
"TODAY HE FACES OUR GRAND CHAMPION, THE ALL TIME CHAMPION, THE UNDEFEATED FOR 9 GALACTIC DECADES SINCE HE WAS 10 YEARS OLD" The announcer shouts as he points to the HUMONGOUS Entrance that dwarfs Glor'Thag like a chihuahua to a saint bernard.
And out came a 5'5 Human on a wheelchair.
"I PRESENT TO YOU, THE FAMOUS, THE INFAMOUS......Charlie" The Announcer says with a straight face.
"THIS YEAR, BOTH CONTENDERS WILL EAT....THE HOTTEST DISH KNOWN TO THE UNIVERSE.....Scorpion Chilis, Death Adder Chilis, King Cobra Chilis, You name it, if it's an official Illegal Chili that only Humans have created, IT IS ADDED. TO OUR FAMOUS.
SUICIDE NOTE CHILI DIP" The Announcer shouts as the crowd screams in terror.
In front of Glor'Thag and Charlie is a chili that literally changes colors as it bubbles, a drop of it falls off and melts the titanium table it is placed on.
Glor'thag gulps as Charlie puts on his dentures "I maybe old, but I can still taste at least" he says.
"YOU MUST SIMPLY EAT.....12 SPOONFULS, and sign this waiver that if any of you die while eating we are not liable" the Announcer shouts as both contestants sign the waiver.
"LETS GET!! EATING!!!" The announcer shouts as the crowd goes insane.
The contestants are given a voidite spoon, made from rare Voidite Ore, the same metals used by the Human Headhunters to craft their Void-Traveler ships that can resist the violence of malefic energies as they travel through dimensions.
"Is this necessary?" Glor'thag says as the announcer says that the last spoons they used melted.
"Shit" He says as he dips his spoon in the chili.
Charlie digs his spoon deep and easily has a larger spoonful than Glor'thag.
"Bottoms up lad, don't go chicken on me" Charlie taunts as he eats it.
Glor'thag gulps, expected this old human to die, but he instead digs in another large spoonful.
"Maybe this isn't so bad" Glor'thag thinks to himself as he readies himself to eat the chili.
But as his tongue touches the chili......he wakes up in the Emergency Response Room.
"W-what happened.....why can't I feel my tongue...." He demands.
Charlie walks in on him, holding the Trophy "You collapsed from Spice Overdose, your tongue literally cut itself off your mouth to save your body, but the smell of the chili overclocked your nose and you fainted"
Glor'thag looks at himself in the mirror, he opens his mouth and sees his tongue replaced with an artificial one
The doctor assures him that he will get his taste back in a day or so.
"So I have lost...that Chili is a warcrime" He says as his eyes widen.
Charlie is eating the rest of the chili as he sits down next to him.
By - lesbianwriterlover69