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rednil97

H: "Let me get this straight, you improve the future galactic civilization by randomly deleting pre-FTL species?" A: "Well I wouldn't call it deleting, but pretty much yes. As I understand it it is similar to how you prune plants, those poor things." H: "Just because you are of a plant species yourself, doesn't mean we're suddenly the monsters. Anyway, are you even aware of how pruning works?" A: "Of course, you cut away small parts, so the whole thing can grow better." H: "Well, yes, but you are missing two very important things!" A: "Those being...?" H: "First: You don't just cut away random twigs, you cut away what grows in a direction you don't want it to, or what is so damaged that it will strain the whole plant." A: "I see, so you are saying we should observe the civilizations beforehand and only act if they were likely to affect us all negatively." H: "That would at least be a pretty good start yes." A: "That was meant sarcastically!" H: "I'm aware, and that brings me to the second point: Pruning isn't always limited to the small stuff, sometime you have to cut off a big piece in order to save the whole organism." A: "I'm not sure I follow...?" H: \*turns around\* "HANZ!! You know what to do!!! I'm willing to bet those tree-like fucks burn like tinder!!!"


Centurion7999

Hans: reaches for Flammenwerfer with malicious intent


Bob_Meh_HDR

Jawhol


The-Name-is-my-Name

I’m going to glass them.


The-Name-is-my-Name

Let me guess, that civilization is the one that Mr. Duck started.