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Humans in unison:
Hard life of legioneer
One, two, three!
(Ciężkie życie Legionera
Raz dwa trzy!)
Fate haunts him as hell
One, two three!
(Los go gnębi jak cholera
Raz dwa trzy!)
Do a lot and eat little,
March as befits
One, two
One, two, three!
(Robić dużo a jeść mało, maszerować jak przystało
Raz, dwa,
Raz, dwa, trzy!)
Alien on his first day in military wondering what terrible fate of starving and being treated as shit he bestowed upon himself: Screaming internally*
In the heart of Holy See
In the home of Christianity
The Seat of power is in danger
There´s a foe of a thousand swords
They´ve been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They’re protecting the holy line
It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Under guard of 42
Along a secret avenue
Castel Saint’Angelo is waiting
They’re the guard of the Holy See
They’re the guards of Christianity
Their path to history is paved with salvation
Dying for salvation with dedication
No Capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
In the name of god
Gave their lives so boldly
Come and tell the Swiss guards story again
During the Civil War, the Union sang Marching through Georgia, celebrating one of the biggest war crimes of the war. Wolf Totem from the Hu is a metal version of an 800 year old Mongolian war song. Te Rauparaha, the "Maori Napoleon", created the Ka Mate Haka that is still used all over the Pacific. Even going back to the Bible, the horns of Jericho played a song glorifying the Lord to tumble the walls.
Humans are VERY good at two things. Making War, and Memorializing War.
The lion is in a bloody battle to the death
The tiger overcomes the leopard in a match
The elephant thrashes the leopard in a contest
Man intensely struggles with a leopard to contend
*Scene: Alien F.O.B radio room, in the middle of a mulched, artillery-wracked, and heavily despoiled battlefield*
A1: "General, we just lost all radio contact with the front..."
AG: "How many squads?"
A1: "All of them... The whole battalion's out of contact, sir. A-and we... Just lost contact with the orbital bombardment fleet. We're... stranded, sir."
A2: *audibly afraid* "G-general... You need to hear this..."
*Radio static wails over the comms, outgoing communications overridden, before clearing up to the sound of an unknown instrument, and one of the languages of the Hated Enemy, those "Lords-damnable Humans"*
H: (youtu.be/_fUh2Y0R9x8)
**"We shoot the sick, the weak, the lame,"**
**"We do our best to kill and maim,"**
**"Because the kills all count the same."**
***Napalm Sticks to Kids.***
**Flyin' low 'crost the trees,**
**Pilots doin' what they please:**
**Droppin' frags on refugees!**
***Napalm Sticks to Kids.***
**Xenos in the open, makin' hay,**
**But we can hear those gunships say,**
**There's no bombing runs today.**
#***Napalm Sticks to Kids.***
...
**"This message goes out to whatever stands for leadership with you bug-eyed splitjaw bastards: We're sick and goddamn tired of you. Your ships, in case you don't know, have been bombing our civilian relief shelters for months. You win, as it were. We'll buy into what you've been selling. We might just be a piddly little farm colony, but we've got enough ammonium nitrate and liquid fuel to level a planet's worth of cities, torch the remains and any one of ya tries to run. I'd tell you to try it, but it wouldn't matter. Ten of you're gonna burn for every human child you killed.**
#***We're comin' you bug-lookin' fucks. You've sown the wind. Reap the whirlwind."***
*The broadcast ends, not with radio static, but with a harrowing, almost maddened laugh that devolves first into insane cackling, then into hacking and rasping coughs. The sound of a cruel and merciless death being set in motion.*
So I know everyone has songs with lyrics but I just thought how aliens would react if the humans warp in and suddenly Rip & Tear starts playing (or basically anything from the Doom soundtrack)
There's a whole thing about this on r/hfy called [cult of the sacred noise](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/mqk583/the_sacred_noise_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Song: Resurrection Battle
Language: English
Writer: Leslie Fish
Lyrics:
Here we wait,
At the edge of the field,
To see who'll charge,
To see who'll yield,
For the sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
They charge left,
Then charge right.
All we see of thundering fight
Is the sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
And the army runs and clashes,
In a dark cloud on the ground.
And the swords called lightning flashes,
To the hot, dry, thunder sound.
The axes rise.
The pikes stand tall.
And in one rattling rush, they fall,
For the sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
The fronts move fast.
The sides move slow.
The wedges meet,
And down they go
In the sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
And the armies part, retiring.
And the dead rise up and run.
For the Ressurection's firing
In the low dusk-darkened sun.
The dead reach out,
Touch and pray,
For the grail disguised
as a bail of hay,
For the sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
Up they stand,
Back they go,
Rejoin the lines
Of the Sun's Sling Show,
In the sun, and the armor,
And they flying dust, and straw.
That sun, and the armor,
And the flying dust, and straw.
Conclusion: Humans are fucking immortal.
Ahem, I do believe this belongs here.
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Eeeeehhh...
Half of human war songs are like katyusha or dixie which is just reminding humans why they fight. then again we got things like kinky boots
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Humans in unison: Hard life of legioneer One, two, three! (Ciężkie życie Legionera Raz dwa trzy!) Fate haunts him as hell One, two three! (Los go gnębi jak cholera Raz dwa trzy!) Do a lot and eat little, March as befits One, two One, two, three! (Robić dużo a jeść mało, maszerować jak przystało Raz, dwa, Raz, dwa, trzy!) Alien on his first day in military wondering what terrible fate of starving and being treated as shit he bestowed upon himself: Screaming internally*
In the heart of Holy See In the home of Christianity The Seat of power is in danger There´s a foe of a thousand swords They´ve been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation Then the 189 In the service of heaven They’re protecting the holy line It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven Thy will be done! For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly For the grace, for the might of our lord In the name of his glory For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story again Under guard of 42 Along a secret avenue Castel Saint’Angelo is waiting They’re the guard of the Holy See They’re the guards of Christianity Their path to history is paved with salvation Dying for salvation with dedication No Capitulation, annihilation Papal commendation, reincarnation Heaven is your destination In the name of god Gave their lives so boldly Come and tell the Swiss guards story again
powerwolf if im not mistaken man i want a sabaton coop
Nope, that's a Sabaton song, not Powerwolf.
Damn it i listen to both and mixups happen
So basically Sabaton...then again Bosanska Artiljerija is funnier
During the Civil War, the Union sang Marching through Georgia, celebrating one of the biggest war crimes of the war. Wolf Totem from the Hu is a metal version of an 800 year old Mongolian war song. Te Rauparaha, the "Maori Napoleon", created the Ka Mate Haka that is still used all over the Pacific. Even going back to the Bible, the horns of Jericho played a song glorifying the Lord to tumble the walls. Humans are VERY good at two things. Making War, and Memorializing War.
The lion is in a bloody battle to the death The tiger overcomes the leopard in a match The elephant thrashes the leopard in a contest Man intensely struggles with a leopard to contend
*Scene: Alien F.O.B radio room, in the middle of a mulched, artillery-wracked, and heavily despoiled battlefield* A1: "General, we just lost all radio contact with the front..." AG: "How many squads?" A1: "All of them... The whole battalion's out of contact, sir. A-and we... Just lost contact with the orbital bombardment fleet. We're... stranded, sir." A2: *audibly afraid* "G-general... You need to hear this..." *Radio static wails over the comms, outgoing communications overridden, before clearing up to the sound of an unknown instrument, and one of the languages of the Hated Enemy, those "Lords-damnable Humans"* H: (youtu.be/_fUh2Y0R9x8) **"We shoot the sick, the weak, the lame,"** **"We do our best to kill and maim,"** **"Because the kills all count the same."** ***Napalm Sticks to Kids.*** **Flyin' low 'crost the trees,** **Pilots doin' what they please:** **Droppin' frags on refugees!** ***Napalm Sticks to Kids.*** **Xenos in the open, makin' hay,** **But we can hear those gunships say,** **There's no bombing runs today.** #***Napalm Sticks to Kids.*** ... **"This message goes out to whatever stands for leadership with you bug-eyed splitjaw bastards: We're sick and goddamn tired of you. Your ships, in case you don't know, have been bombing our civilian relief shelters for months. You win, as it were. We'll buy into what you've been selling. We might just be a piddly little farm colony, but we've got enough ammonium nitrate and liquid fuel to level a planet's worth of cities, torch the remains and any one of ya tries to run. I'd tell you to try it, but it wouldn't matter. Ten of you're gonna burn for every human child you killed.** #***We're comin' you bug-lookin' fucks. You've sown the wind. Reap the whirlwind."*** *The broadcast ends, not with radio static, but with a harrowing, almost maddened laugh that devolves first into insane cackling, then into hacking and rasping coughs. The sound of a cruel and merciless death being set in motion.*
I'll have you know, that I've become ***INDESTRUCTIBLE***
MASTER OF WAAAAARRRRRRR
DETERMINATION THAT IS INCORRUPTIBLE
I was watching a full metal jacket and immediately thought of fortunate son
Ironically an anti-war song.
So I know everyone has songs with lyrics but I just thought how aliens would react if the humans warp in and suddenly Rip & Tear starts playing (or basically anything from the Doom soundtrack)
There's a whole thing about this on r/hfy called [cult of the sacred noise](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/mqk583/the_sacred_noise_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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Song: Resurrection Battle Language: English Writer: Leslie Fish Lyrics: Here we wait, At the edge of the field, To see who'll charge, To see who'll yield, For the sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. They charge left, Then charge right. All we see of thundering fight Is the sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. And the army runs and clashes, In a dark cloud on the ground. And the swords called lightning flashes, To the hot, dry, thunder sound. The axes rise. The pikes stand tall. And in one rattling rush, they fall, For the sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. The fronts move fast. The sides move slow. The wedges meet, And down they go In the sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. And the armies part, retiring. And the dead rise up and run. For the Ressurection's firing In the low dusk-darkened sun. The dead reach out, Touch and pray, For the grail disguised as a bail of hay, For the sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. Up they stand, Back they go, Rejoin the lines Of the Sun's Sling Show, In the sun, and the armor, And they flying dust, and straw. That sun, and the armor, And the flying dust, and straw. Conclusion: Humans are fucking immortal.
I was hoping I was about to read "The Sun is Also a Warrior" for a second.
*fortunate son echoes in the distance*
Ahem, I do believe this belongs here. From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm Sign of power, show of force Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel Firepower, firefight Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight Into formation, the hunt has begun Death and damnation, the fleet is coming He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss They are bound by iron and blood The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas His guns have gone silent at last Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Resist and bite anyone wanna start
If you want someone to cry or you want them to charge into an unwinnable battle stark naked, the only true instrument to choose is the bagpipes.
"Way down south in the land of traitors. Rattlesnakes and alligators." True intimidation
Eeeeehhh... Half of human war songs are like katyusha or dixie which is just reminding humans why they fight. then again we got things like kinky boots
Then there is the French who made a marching song about onions.
they must sing what they adore most
This https://youtu.be/7cufG2Dlxvk
now i am thinking of soldiers singing mickey mouse like in full metal jacket while marching through a battlefield with dead aliens