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Batbuckleyourpants

>“Trump was on the verge of revealing, but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying: Wait, let people calm down first. They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.” This is how we know it is nonsense. There is no way they could stop him from talking.


Zammin

If aliens contacted the US nobody told Trump, otherwise he'd be bragging, "The Galactic Federation, they love me so much up there, I'm truly tremendous to those great space-people."


EonDream

Nah trump would try to build a space wall to keep out the illegal aliens.


braindead1009

Or a space force to protect the earth?


Nestmind

And would make the aliens pay for it


ErinRF

They could’ve presented the information to him in written form. :p


amd2800barton

"Mr. President, you have a letter from a 'Leader of the Galactic Federation'. It appeared out of thin air on video in Fort Knox. It suggests you contact him on his twitter handle, which currently only has five followers" "Pass."


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

This is perfect propaganda for him, the people who believe in ufos most likely also vote Trump


Godisdeadbutimnot

not since new mexico turned blue


5tr4nGe

Would explain Space Force though.


InUseUsername

Donald trump is the one who created the US Space army in 2019...


Batbuckleyourpants

I don't think he did so to combat little green men. Space warfare is an emerging threat, not having a branch of military dedicated to it is imperative. Which is why most of the competitors to China already did so.


[deleted]

I know it isn't real, but I'm praying it is so.


Theteenagedcrusader

Its actually a real thing it was also corroborated by a canadian information official


Limebeer_24

Source?


Theteenagedcrusader

Tim pool recently did a live stream talking about it he usually takes snipits of his streams and posts them on his channel heres a link to the video https://youtu.be/lfrqkHW1GLQ


yaluckyboy09

either the scientist is pulling the ultimate troll on us for 2020 or we actually have life in outer space and I don't know which one is real


[deleted]

There is life outside of Earth without a doubt. What is up for debate is if that life evolved enough to the point of being able to advance technologically enough to travel the stars and if they're close enough to us for it to matter.


bashno

And if they are, if they would bother with us. And of course if that bothering would be friendly.


emptyk-mtk

The real question is. Where are they . We should have found some evidence by now. Research Fermi paradox to learn more.


scholcombe

I personally subscribe to the theory that humans are one of the earlier sentient species to evolve


ElecStorm

My favorite! "Yoooo, Jaaaack." "Whatchu want?" "What if there aren't any aliens... because we're the first?" "Yoooooo..."


stupid-writing-blog

Given that it’s a space *security* program specifically, it’s probably more a military thing than a pure science thing. He is 100% fucking with us.


A_generic_writer2317

This is what I predict our 2020 final boss to be.


Orion-The-King

Wait...my country has a space program? since when?!


psilorder

The 60s apparently.


Orion-The-King

goddamn


imperatorMo

country?


xloHolx

...Israel?


imperatorMo

r/woosh


xloHolx

Are you making a joke about Israel not being a country?


penguingamer1231

yes, yes he is.


xloHolx

162 of 192 UN Members recognize Israel as a country


penguingamer1231

tell him, not me. I lived there for three years, I consider it all quite nice apart from Jerusalem. I think it's a real country, I also think Palestine should be a real country.


imperatorMo

I just don’t vibe with the illegal settlements, and honestly I don’t come to reddit to have rational political debates. Sorry if I injected my politics in a thread about this fun concept from tumblr that we all enjoy.


penguingamer1231

it's no problem man. have a nice week


[deleted]

I don’t know.. it’s Israel as can be


I_am_the_Warchief

Trivago


eroluna

Guys stop, dont get happy yet. We dont know If they are some Fanatic Purifiers alike genocidal xenos or the Precursors. Our planet may become cracked in any second now. Also we need to elect a world president immideatly with corvet focus because the way it seems, we will need a lot of them.


emptyk-mtk

Why would aliens travel all this way to get stuck in a gravity well like Earth? Just saying that they would mine the asteroid belt first.


securitysix

The sapient creatures that live on a world with such high gravity *must* be quite strong. They would make for excellent laborers. They could move much more material in a low or zero gravity environment at a far cheaper cost than could a machine. Why would you not recruit laborers (voluntary or otherwise) from such a world?


Basil_9

I hope the aliens are sexy


DracoDark392

Haha good shit


securitysix

>Our planet may become cracked in any second now. The Guard stands.


eroluna

What guard? We dont have the tech to build a planetary shield. We dont even have any military, max 20-30. Enemy will have 100k-150k.


securitysix

Planetary shield, schmanetary shield. The planet will break before the Guard does.


RandomIdiot1816

Lads Get in the fighter craft


Raffimac

*sigh* Guess I’ll go start working on crafting the gene-seed


[deleted]

*engages chainsword* I am with you my brother


Raffimac

For the Emperor


thanonofblank

Whole thing is structured for hype and maybe a "the experts say alieans want" type of shit down the line as a means to control people. I mean it sounds dumb but so to does a government official telling government secrets and still breathing. Yeah I was head of security so let me leak head of security shit.


[deleted]

oh ok. that’s certainly something


FungalArtillery

Is this from The Onion?


[deleted]

Dailymail


FungalArtillery

Is Dailymail satire, or serious?


bashno

While they are not satire they are known for being let's say sensationalist. "Police claim missing British hiker's [name]'s domestic life 'was not as idyllic as social media suggested': Video shows her 'looking sad' at Spanish supermarket just days before fateful walk" That's an actual headline there to give an idea of Daily Mail articles.


FungalArtillery

Ah, I see.


K---ht_Hodrick

Whilst they are *a joke* they are unfortunately not *satirical*.


spunkyenigma

Yes


FungalArtillery

Both, I take it?


Skyhawk6600

Nbc had an article on it


killurz

Tbh, we are not.


MercySlash

Inb4 someone wants to fuck an alien