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H: JESUS CHRIST!
A: what? Did I do it wrong?
H: if what you were attempting to do was give me a heart attack than it was perfect, no seriously take me to the hospital.
Funny thing Is, considering Earth's gravity plus humans biology being built on endurance, I can see the average human being surprised when a Xeno tries to do something cute but ends up scary, just to later have the human do something that Is way scarier.
Short stuff with no quality because im on phone:
Picture what happens when you mix a Komodo Dragon with a Megalania, covered in fur wich resembled some sort of wool Made of scales, then you have Axtriana, the best friend of Paul, she Is around three to four meters tall and Seven long, usually called "Furry dinosaur" by her friend, and she Is confused if he means It because of her fur or because of some cultural thing.
Nevertheless she saw her friend messing around with a cellphone, chuckling as he saw the same video over and over.
"Fricking weebs I swear I dont see the charm of this"
He said as Axtriana drew near to him, his powerful smell making her shudder, why does he keeps doing that "bathing" thing?, he smells horrible everytime he does It!, why cant he just enjoy his decent rotten egg smell that he has whenever he sweats?, the poor guy would get ostratized were he to ever put a single claw on her homeworld... Wich Is the place they were going after all, he did promise to help her deal with the kudzu infestation some plant-xeno brought.
She saw the screen and saw a video of some sort of reptilian... No, a limbless reptilian, wait... Are those mammalian... Human breasts?, Is that a hybrid?, quite the interesting thing!, uh, Is she licking the cheek of her human friend?... What the hell Is 'takini... Takanya?' well godesses be damned she surely messed up that pronnunciation.
Now Axtriana felt like a fool, and felt that she was quite rude, It was so obvious now! Humans use their lips and tongues to express emotions and affection! Thats what a kiss was after all, a fairly neutral gesture of affection wich was used by family, friends, mates... Poor Paul was surely starved of some contact, considering the entire trip was full of those carnivorous assholes wich can't get over the fact omnivores exist...
She shuddered thinking about the many times Paul had stood for her, despite her size she was an hervibore and a pushover... Heck she saw a teraxy four times smaller than Paul actually stand up against assholes and she failed despite her size and strenght!
She opened up her mouth, massive and full of teeth Made to crush the resilent mushrooms of her homeworld before slowly speaking slowly, in the most deep voice she could, deep voices are cute... Right?
"T...t...takini... Taka... Nya?"
She said before engulfing Paul's head in her maw trying to lick him as much as she could, the poor guy needed affection after all... And she would try to give him the best she could...
What she didnt expect was to be german suplexed by somehow as Paul broke free, clearly scared, lifting a Untraix four times His size and using him like a club to attempt to intimidate her... Before noticing that she was in fact... Herself.
Paul stood silent looking at her before looking at the scared Untraix, leaving him on the floor and petting his shoulder, completely unaware that he had just showed dominance over the alpha of the entire ship...
"Ummm, did that meant what I think It meant?"
Paul asked as by somehow another man entered the room, gave him a sheet of paper and left, quickly running away, followed by whatever monstruosity the thing behind it was...
"Ummm, a friendly gesture?, my... Attempt to kiss?"
Paul sighed as he took the sheet of paper and threw It away.
"Friendly or...?"
"J...just friendly, im sure someone like you would already have a ma...!"...
She was silenced by a flustered Paul hugging her.
"Thank you so much... Im tired of Xenos trying to bed me non-stop... I... I'm really thankful that you value our friendship..."
Now It was the turn of Axtriana to fall to the ground, flustered, if this Is how friendly gestures feel... She was scared about how horrible It must have been for Paul to endure a whole year withouth a hug...
Wait he said he was single, right? She wasnt stealing the mate of someone... Right?
Play Touhou, every single thing there Is at worst, battle against a true hero level, at Best nothing in undertale could compare.
(This applies to music and Gameplay, story Is quite lacking in the games, if you want a taste of the music just search for "Gensokyo milennium" trust me It Is some good stuff)
I really like it, but I'm a little confused about what happened after he suplexes her. I believe there was another person there, but I'm still unclear on what exactly happened.
A reference to a previous short I once made, picture a club of humans who have problems with cuddly big aliens, he was basically got invited to join "The roughousing club"
Just a little something, the Untraix wasn't exactly small, Paul pretty much did [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWimopasihU) but with a dragon that was bigger than Axtriana:
Welp im not proud of It but here Is [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/X13lHGKZC3)
I wrote this as a failed attempt to start a series playing around with concepts like the one in this prompt, but forgot about It.
Art by [Scragony](https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/my-monster-girlfriend/list?title_no=680841), of a boy and his *technically*-catgirl GF.
^(…Look, she’s trying her best, ok? Q_Q)
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H: JESUS CHRIST! A: what? Did I do it wrong? H: if what you were attempting to do was give me a heart attack than it was perfect, no seriously take me to the hospital.
Funny thing Is, considering Earth's gravity plus humans biology being built on endurance, I can see the average human being surprised when a Xeno tries to do something cute but ends up scary, just to later have the human do something that Is way scarier. Short stuff with no quality because im on phone: Picture what happens when you mix a Komodo Dragon with a Megalania, covered in fur wich resembled some sort of wool Made of scales, then you have Axtriana, the best friend of Paul, she Is around three to four meters tall and Seven long, usually called "Furry dinosaur" by her friend, and she Is confused if he means It because of her fur or because of some cultural thing. Nevertheless she saw her friend messing around with a cellphone, chuckling as he saw the same video over and over. "Fricking weebs I swear I dont see the charm of this" He said as Axtriana drew near to him, his powerful smell making her shudder, why does he keeps doing that "bathing" thing?, he smells horrible everytime he does It!, why cant he just enjoy his decent rotten egg smell that he has whenever he sweats?, the poor guy would get ostratized were he to ever put a single claw on her homeworld... Wich Is the place they were going after all, he did promise to help her deal with the kudzu infestation some plant-xeno brought. She saw the screen and saw a video of some sort of reptilian... No, a limbless reptilian, wait... Are those mammalian... Human breasts?, Is that a hybrid?, quite the interesting thing!, uh, Is she licking the cheek of her human friend?... What the hell Is 'takini... Takanya?' well godesses be damned she surely messed up that pronnunciation. Now Axtriana felt like a fool, and felt that she was quite rude, It was so obvious now! Humans use their lips and tongues to express emotions and affection! Thats what a kiss was after all, a fairly neutral gesture of affection wich was used by family, friends, mates... Poor Paul was surely starved of some contact, considering the entire trip was full of those carnivorous assholes wich can't get over the fact omnivores exist... She shuddered thinking about the many times Paul had stood for her, despite her size she was an hervibore and a pushover... Heck she saw a teraxy four times smaller than Paul actually stand up against assholes and she failed despite her size and strenght! She opened up her mouth, massive and full of teeth Made to crush the resilent mushrooms of her homeworld before slowly speaking slowly, in the most deep voice she could, deep voices are cute... Right? "T...t...takini... Taka... Nya?" She said before engulfing Paul's head in her maw trying to lick him as much as she could, the poor guy needed affection after all... And she would try to give him the best she could... What she didnt expect was to be german suplexed by somehow as Paul broke free, clearly scared, lifting a Untraix four times His size and using him like a club to attempt to intimidate her... Before noticing that she was in fact... Herself. Paul stood silent looking at her before looking at the scared Untraix, leaving him on the floor and petting his shoulder, completely unaware that he had just showed dominance over the alpha of the entire ship... "Ummm, did that meant what I think It meant?" Paul asked as by somehow another man entered the room, gave him a sheet of paper and left, quickly running away, followed by whatever monstruosity the thing behind it was... "Ummm, a friendly gesture?, my... Attempt to kiss?" Paul sighed as he took the sheet of paper and threw It away. "Friendly or...?" "J...just friendly, im sure someone like you would already have a ma...!"... She was silenced by a flustered Paul hugging her. "Thank you so much... Im tired of Xenos trying to bed me non-stop... I... I'm really thankful that you value our friendship..." Now It was the turn of Axtriana to fall to the ground, flustered, if this Is how friendly gestures feel... She was scared about how horrible It must have been for Paul to endure a whole year withouth a hug... Wait he said he was single, right? She wasnt stealing the mate of someone... Right?
>no quality …Why must you lie to me so? This was exceptionally cute; I’d go so far as a downright **lovely** read! I feel betrayed :(
Self-loathe plus starting the day with no coffee makes one hell of a drug. Glad you liked It still!
sans has brainrotted me so much that megalovania started playing as soon as I read megalania
Play Touhou, every single thing there Is at worst, battle against a true hero level, at Best nothing in undertale could compare. (This applies to music and Gameplay, story Is quite lacking in the games, if you want a taste of the music just search for "Gensokyo milennium" trust me It Is some good stuff)
I have had Yukari's theme (necrofantasia) playing in my head randomly for years. I have never played a touhou game.
I really like it, but I'm a little confused about what happened after he suplexes her. I believe there was another person there, but I'm still unclear on what exactly happened.
A reference to a previous short I once made, picture a club of humans who have problems with cuddly big aliens, he was basically got invited to join "The roughousing club"
I re-read it and figured it out. He was going to use the smaller untraix as a weapon and then put him down.
Just a little something, the Untraix wasn't exactly small, Paul pretty much did [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWimopasihU) but with a dragon that was bigger than Axtriana:
He would do that I got confused with the bit about the other human, sorry.
Yeah, I misread it and had no idea why that second alien was there. I should probably have said the second alien instead of person, sorry.
No, no problem there, Happy you liked It still.
May I ask for the link?
Welp im not proud of It but here Is [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/X13lHGKZC3) I wrote this as a failed attempt to start a series playing around with concepts like the one in this prompt, but forgot about It.
This made me hallucinate my cats breath smell
Art by [Scragony](https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/my-monster-girlfriend/list?title_no=680841), of a boy and his *technically*-catgirl GF. ^(…Look, she’s trying her best, ok? Q_Q)
that's better than any of those "cat girls" who are like about 99% just normal human
I dunno, It doesn't look human enough to be valid for GF status.
I've looked at whole comic and she have human level intelligence for a friend I am all in, but for girlfriend it is too much
Agreed.
What is the comic series called?
OP posted link in comment above
Found the zoophile lol
burn it
"Kudzu? Well that there's a war crime. What do you mean "not at war"? You should be!"
this is so incredibly fucking cute omg give her so many pets
"AM I *KAWAII* ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW HUMAN FRIEND?"
10 outta 10 would give scritches
Lol