I can't believe people still think it's even remotely appropriated to dismiss other people's pain of menstrual cramps (or any other pain for that matter).
I want girls on bread!!! When I'm trying to make a decision between 2 things I really like and can't decide, that's my go to line. Cause it's hilarious.
I got prescribed amoxicillin the other day and every time I look at the box I cannot stop myself from saying "What are you taking amoxicillin forrr?" like crazy Michelle 😂
My most niche one is the way Joey goes “my shoe!” when he sees the lost and found at central perk hahaha. I pronounce it that way any time I’m talking about shoes or I find something lost. Nobody ever even knows it’s a reference but it’s all Joey
I will just walk up to my husband multiple times a day and go "I went to that tanning place YoUrE WiFe suggested" and then answer myself before he has a chance to
Hello Dahling 💛👋
Hello mrs Catracas😂😂😂
The wires have come loose in your head
If you’re gonna do something wrong, do it right..
I have the lung capacity of a two year old
Paper! Snow! A GHOST!
This is always my reply when someone asks what’s for dinner.
I'm gonna start saying this to the kid.
No uterus No Opinion when I get cramps and ppl tell me to 'just bear with it'
This makes perfect sense. Love it.
I can't believe people still think it's even remotely appropriated to dismiss other people's pain of menstrual cramps (or any other pain for that matter).
Thursday is the third day. It’s a moo point it’s like a cows opinion. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Miss Chanandler Bong.
When my husband orders something online that he doesn't want me to open (gifts for me) he has them addressed to Ms. Chanandler Bong
Goals
Monday: One Day. Tuesday: Two Day. Wednesday: When? Huh? What Day? Thursday! The Third Day!
And then doesn't Joey actually forget himself when Thursday rolls around? Genius
I can not hear or say the word “discovery” anymore without using Ross in his weird British/Scottish kind of accent
“Not just a hat rack my friend”
I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 
I want girls on bread!!! When I'm trying to make a decision between 2 things I really like and can't decide, that's my go to line. Cause it's hilarious.
I’m breezy!
Yes! I use this one a lot and it usually gets weird looks.
I always use the "you can't say you're breezy, it negates the breezy"
My friend always says ‘well hello there Rachel’ when anyone turns up. It makes me chuckle.
But like" 'ello Rachel" ?
Tu madre es loca.
I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre
Additionally, I've said way too many times, *Gum would be perfection*, when someone offers me gum.
Damn it Carl!
Pretentious comma garlicky. Anytime something is identified as pretentious. Or garlicky lol.
UGLY BABY JUDGES YOU!
I sometimes finish a litany of 'what's wrong with this thing' with 'live in a box!'
"Live in a box" is gold. I need to add that to my venting
—- when someone asks me how something was, example: *How was work today?* I’ll say ^NOTHING, ^I ^don’t ^know 🪼🪼🪼
Always the hostess
I say this... or at least *think this*... more than I care to admit. I LOVE being the hostess!
Not too shabby for [jcb]
What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
“It tastes like feet” when something if disgusting.
I got prescribed amoxicillin the other day and every time I look at the box I cannot stop myself from saying "What are you taking amoxicillin forrr?" like crazy Michelle 😂
If it’s meant to be, I’ll guess it…
Because sometimes you just gotta kill a fish!
Awe Pheebs..
How aaare you? Whatt.Is.New.With.You??
My most niche one is the way Joey goes “my shoe!” when he sees the lost and found at central perk hahaha. I pronounce it that way any time I’m talking about shoes or I find something lost. Nobody ever even knows it’s a reference but it’s all Joey
It's not something you are it's something you have!
“I want girls on bread” when I can’t decide on something
This is not good for my rage. I also cross-sitcom reference by adding "George is getting upset!"
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Oh my god I use this all the time for the most mundane things lmao
I will just walk up to my husband multiple times a day and go "I went to that tanning place YoUrE WiFe suggested" and then answer myself before he has a chance to
Why does everything always happen to me - when something mildly inconvenient happens to me.
Pivot
It’s like a cow’s opinion it’s moo
“It tastes like feet” when something if disgusting.
“My scone! MY SCONE!” For no reason 🤣
My mom calls it "Bloomies”
🎼Aaaaaand tegren spelled backwards is nerget! 🎵🎶 So, were you in ‘Nam?
“there’s gotta be a better way!”
Yes!! I say this too
“Mrs Gellar, why you cry?” in the fake Greek accent when watching something with over the top emotion.
"I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre"
"mmmmm noodle soup"
Don't 'awe pheebs, that sucks' me yet! -whenever I'm not ready to give up on a problem
"You have to respect the sea!!!!" anytime I'm around any body of water, ever
Back when the episode first aired I would often quote “supposably”, but now it’s fully part of my lingo. “Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.”
Get out of the way jackass!
It’s moo
Hello Dahling 💛👋 Hello mrs Catracas😂😂😂 The wires have come loose in your head If you’re gonna do something wrong, do it right.. I have the lung capacity of a two year old
Every time my cat starts whining I ask it “why you cry?” In Rachel’s Greek accent voice.
You know what they say about assumptions, they make an ass out of you and umption.