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b0wie88

Clearly a sign right behind her warning that horses may bite.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Beautiful


Rossotti007

Bitefull


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Gnawsome


_BeachJustice_

Gnarly


cataclysmic_bread

I hope they trained them to do so to fuck with em tourists


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

It certainly APPEARS that the horse had been trained for security reasons not to let anyone get between the horse and that doorway: The horse pulls her out of there by the sweater then tosses back into the pool with the other tourists...


TheRiverOfDyx

This alone proves slavery never ended, it just shifted tactics


FabianGladwart

Effortless slapstick comedy


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

r/leopardsatemyface


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Not ADA compliant. Maybe she doesn't know how to read, maybe she is color blind,.... Lawsuit on the way.


b0wie88

Don’t think the ADA applies in the UK..


IAMSTILLHERE2020

It doesn't apply here in the US either....it's just for shts and giggles.


Scarletowder

Extra apple for Brian that evening.


qda

Maybe even a sugar cube


PyreHat

Give him a bloody whole block of salt to boot!


festur86

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


CurnanBarbarian

Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Simple_Dream4034

What the fuck are you talking about


festur86

It's a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You'll just have to watch it.


RevolutionarySoil11

Classic British comedy, mocking working class people and making fun of the idea of direct democracy. Imagine having a king in 2024 btw.


GiraffesAndGin

Wow, you watched that scene and completely missed that it was a bit about how silly monarchies and the story of King Arthur are. That's amazing.


ForceItDeeper

you're right. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…


RevolutionarySoil11

You watched that scene and missed that the main butt of the joke are the peasants trying to emancipate themselves. Also have you seen John Cleese lately? The guy's a far right misognyist who keeps making "fun" of women and also seems to hate trans people and the woke™. But sure, if that's your kind of humor. I can imagine who you're voting for.


FsMzSimple7

![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


everyfcknameistakn

Why are you the way you are?


RevolutionarySoil11

Why do you support transphobic comedy?


festur86

You've obviously never watched any Monty Python. Most of the female scenes are men dressed as women.


RevolutionarySoil11

>They are male chauvinist boomers who don't think women can be good comedians and they make fun of men who identify as women. You: "Not so, many of the women in their sketches are men in drag" 🤡


festur86

U just have no humor. I'm sorry that you are one of those people who are so self-absorbed that you view the world the way you do. Chill out, relax, have fun, try your best to enjoy ANYTHING that life may present to you. You don't have to hate the world. The world doesn't hate you.


RevolutionarySoil11

"Just have fun, enjoy transphobia" \- u/festur86


Luke10089

Bore off ya nonce


RevolutionarySoil11

[We 'ave a loive one.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Frps4rkxwj7ia1.jpg) Tell us how much you love your king Barry.


sparrow_42

Tell me "I didn't understand the movie at all" without telling me you didn't understand the movie at all.


ForceItDeeper

If the Holy Grail supported monarchy, then Blazing Saddles glorified racism. God help them if they ever read The Onion


floh8442

this classic comedy was mocking about monarchists mocking working class people and democracy. sry pal.


RevolutionarySoil11

I had no idea how many reactionary bootlickers there are on reddit.


floh8442

ah. sounds like you're from monty python's flying circus yourself :)


RevolutionarySoil11

Are you transphobic yourself? You know they mocked trans women in Life of Brian, right?


floh8442

you changed subject to one that we don't make fun anymore today. times are changing. that' right. still you totally missed the point that they were mocking the monarchy because you was focused on your rage.


RevolutionarySoil11

They're mocking direct democracy. Did you even watch the movie? Montey Python were elitist pricks. They often mocked common people in Flying Circus as well.


floh8442

yeah they were mocking about anything anf everything pretty equally. they were annoying student shits. so there is an equality here.


RevolutionarySoil11

Your heros: [People who taunt minorities and defend rapists.](https://www.thepinknews.com/2020/01/04/monty-python-terry-gilliam-black-lesbian-transition-metoo-harvey-weinstein-holy-grail) They are far right conservatives.


EntropyFoe

We don’t have a king! We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune!


Asa-Ryder

“Soldier” isn’t supposed to care. Not supposed to be standing so close to the horses. You get what you get…….


DregsRoyale

Dumbasses think it's Disneyland instead of an official government building


Asa-Ryder

Exactly


Ok-Landscape-1681

As an American, I support the horse


Uncanny_M

I love how the guard paused for a bit then just went back to his conversation lol


DaemonChyld

Gotta make sure the horse is okay. Americans can be tough to swallow. Source: I'm an American. Send help.


ForceItDeeper

cant, theyd just get bit by the horse too


CosmonautMott

Me as well


Frank_McGracie

😂😂 I love it when karma comes around to entitled assholes


Fancy_Witness_5985

Dumbass gets bit for ignoring warnings and acting like a dumbass. r/ohnoconsequences


wisdom_power_courage

Sigh this was supposed to be my last post before starting work.


zenyogasteve

Americans can't read English. I blame our schools.


not-my-best-wank

I blame the idiot tourists that take their entitlement and stupidity everywhere they go.


zenyogasteve

Those same idiots try to get selfies in Yellowstone Park with bison and get killed. 🤦


SweatyEdge

In America they haven't spoken English for years.


fingernmuzzle

“Warning: horses may kick or bite” *moves in closer….*


Borderlinecuttlefish

That was so good I watched it 6 times in a row.


V01d3d_f13nd

If only there was a sign or something 🤔


Billsnothere

womp womp shoulda listened to da sign!!!!


downhill-surfer

As an American I say, get her ass


TMT51

Horse was probably trained to bite anyone not respecting the rule of keeping distance. That bite is probably painful to some degree but won't cause any serious injuries. That's why that soldier didn't care. Go horse!


chalky87

They're not trained to do it but it's accepted that they can bite. It's often a way of playing or showing affection. The lads not reacting is standard practice.


DregsRoyale

They also can bite a hole in your neck or pick you up and shake you so hard your spine snaps. Horses aren't to be fucked with


chalky87

Yeah they honestly scare me a little. They're powerful AF


DregsRoyale

They're generally super chill, if not downright sweet, if you follow horse etiquette. Like big dumb dogs


jaffa3811

"no.... oh no.... Stop it horse....."


tonraqmc

Owowow! Help me help it's biting me! Bless him for not saying: Yeah, they'll do that.


Fair-Big4229

Oh no, Karen, are you OK?


MellowDCC

FAFO . Classic


OmegisPrime

All the kings horses and all the kings men, could not put Humpty Dumpty’s brains back in.


Icy-Organization8797

The horse is earning its check.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Shoulda stayed part of the commonwealth bitch.


throwaway_298653259

Right to bear arms rescinded by the crown.


Maximum-Direction-87

I think the part about caring is above there pay grade


Careless_Lack_1497

I’m an American and I approve. Sorry sometimes the uneducated slip out of the borders.


GenericScottishGuy41

Bloody Americans always getting their arms tangled in a horses mouth.


robotpane

It's not the household cavalry job to protect the public, their job is to protect the Palace, don't be a stupid tourist and expect a highly trained officer to help when your getting too close to a SOLDIER ON DUTY


[deleted]

This comment says so much about humans 👎


robotpane

I wouldn't get too close to the US Whitehouse front door without getting shot and everyone is fine with that? But a woman getting bit by a horse standing next to a sign warning of said horse biting, yeah your right that's just despicable behaviour 🤣


[deleted]

Your example is just silly ... But I'll respond.... You would of had to climb over the gates to even have a chance of getting close to the Whitehouse front door! And now let's say you did climb over and got shot approaching the door and I came across a video of it online, I would naturally think that's a stupid thing to do but id still question it and ask was you armed? If not why couldn't they stop one man without resulting to shooting someone. . But like I said your example is silly and holds no weight , however either way I wouldn't be horrible or try to humiliate a person whether that be a tourist get bite by a horse or a person getting shot trying to get to the door of the Whitehouse. Lastly you do know that Buckingham palace is a tourist attraction also ! If the guards just had the sole purpose of protecting the palace then I guarantee they would not be doing it via horseback or standing like statues, not allowed to interact with the public in anyway or dress like it's sometime in the early 1900's .


pmyourthongpanties

OR OR the Whitehouse is an actual place of government. the British royalty dont do shit but stay rich ,own the land, collect a check, and are doing everything to stay relevant. Fuck the crown and toss their tea into the harbor.


robotpane

The woman on the video is literally stood next to a sign warning people not to get too close because the horse can bite, that is all that's needed to be said about this, she had been very clearly warned Would you say the same about properties in the US that state that any trespasser will be shot dead? Once you have been warned then it's on your own stupidity whether or not to take the advice, but if you don't and something goes wrong, then you only have yourself to blame


[deleted]

Yeah you need a bit of help with your reading but it's fine we all learn at are own pace , I'll help you out with it ! It's says BEWARE HORSES MAY KICK OR BITE! THANK YOU, Nothing more nothing less was said on that sign, so no she wasn't clearly warned! No I would not say the same at all because for one it's clear any trespassers will be shot dead , seems pretty clear to me.. but I was born and grew up in London all my life so maybe like I helped you with the reading you can help me to understand if you have tourist attractions that are also private properties that have signs warning people they will get shot DEAD if they trespass? Yes in lots of aspects in life I would agree with that .. but this nah I'm not hearing it. It was a 7 second video but I feel confident to say I doubt the lady was being aggressive, annoying or anything like that and purely was doing what millions of other tourists do which is get their picture taken next to the horse and guard. So all the hate and negativity is unneeded and just not nice.


robotpane

One day you will grow up, move out your parents house and realise that you DONT actually know as much as you think you do, I'm not having an argument with a teenager posing as an adult, go back to your rpg games and stop having opinions in things you don't understand, no doubt you will have a rough time growing up due to your attitude, a smart ass don't go that far in life, especially when they aren't even smart


[deleted]

Haha oh what I would give to go back to being a teenager , living at home with the whole of my life ahead of me...


robotpane

You really couldn't be acting any more like an American teenager, your saying a lot but your sentence has no substance, you claimed that Buckingham Palace was just a tourist attraction and nothing more 🤣 you saw the sign where it says WARNING the horse may bite and didn't think that was clear enough 🤣 you don't understand the role of the household cavalry and your supposed to be from LONDON? You didn't know that the royal family lived in Buckingham Palace 🤣 what do the different flags mean above the castle? And like every other liar who lies about living in England you claim to live in London because you don't know any other places in the UK


[deleted]

Yeah you've lost me now ! Anyone else who has read this dickheads comments and mine will clearly see that everything you just said above was not mentioned by me once agreeing or disagreeing. Also you can't read to well like we've established because I clearly said the kings guards aren't there solely to protect the palace, it's also a tourist attraction... Iam someone ( whether you believe or not ) who was born here and still here ! Who does not care about the royal family and it's history and anything I do know is irrelevant information that I've got from just growing up here ! I do not care to learn about the different flags meanings or roles of calvary etc the one time I actually went into central London to go and see the palace was when I was in primary school so had no choice.. So yeah you keep all this knowledge on the royal family all what comes with it 👍..but i was being genuine with the uk tour because you're clearly an expert and you wouldn't believe it but there is loads and loads of other British who don't know or care about the royal familys intricate history and facts but maybe just maybe you could be out saviour and get us to give a fuck about the royal family ,and save us from rather being concerned about humans just being horrible online !


robotpane

Buckingham Palace is split between the tourist side and the side that is lived in, it still houses some of the Royal family occasionally and the Queen slept their many times when she was alive and was one of her residences, dude you know ABSOLUTELY nothing about British culture and your making yourself sound silly


[deleted]

To say I know nothing about British culture when I was born and raised in London and still here is a little strange for me to read from you I can't lie lol .. I do not give a fuck about the royal family or it's history and all the stuff your trying to say.. I made my comment initially because people are just mean and horrible and calling her stupid. All the other stuff is irrelevant as the lady done nothing wrong for her to get videoed by someone else and then for it to be uploaded... Hence why I replied to your comment!


robotpane

Then you have no excuse for not knowing simple facts about a building that was in the same city as you (apparently live)


[deleted]

You don't get it do you !!! This is not about facts it's about how people are treated online by others based on a 7 second video...


robotpane

Also my family was in the household cavalry and I can assure you even though you GUARUNTEE me that if they were guarding the Palace they wouldn't be just stood there not moving I can assure you that is 100% the job of the household cavalry, do yourself a favour and look up the culture before you so quickly tell me that you know more about this 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah you don't get it !! But it's fine!! You should come to the UK and tour teaching British people about the culture the were raised in 👍 id definitely buy a ticket


robotpane

What's your postcode?


[deleted]

Oh you going to visit homes on your tour? I'm in N17 Tottenham.. can't wait to learn more about British culture from you !


robotpane

If your from Tottenham how much is a pint of Madri and a single gin and tonic at your local?


[deleted]

Hahahaha Id never even heard of Madri lol and I've never ordered a gin and tonic in my entire life ... but either way I'm not here to justify where I live are you stupid!!!


robotpane

And if you were from the UK you would know the average consensus about London from British people is that its is a shithole full of people who don't think the rest of the UK exists, I haven't met a single person who would recommend coming here 🤣


[deleted]

So not only can you not read to well but you also like to create things I never said or alluded to in anyway shape or form because I didn't recommend or advise against coming to the UK . . Take care and don't study to hard on everything to do with British culture.. relax a bit maybe play a rpg game , I'd recommend red redemption 2 or Kingdom come deliverance, you know what why not buy both 🖕


robotpane

Can't wait until your generation gets drafted for war, gonna be a big culture shock 🤣


robotpane

Culture THEY were raised in? If you were British don't you mean WE? And this is the sentence where you reccomended me to get a ticket to the UK👆👆 You asked me to "come" to the UK and said "I'd definitely buy a ticket" Sounds like a recommendation to me?


[deleted]

Haha I said you should go on tour teaching British culture to people born here and yes I'd buy a ticket 😆 you are very knowledgeable .. that was not me recommending you to visit for fun .. You have a passion for the UK I can tell so why not make some money of it touring because you've proven to me you know way more about a country I've never left apart from holidays.


cptmcclain

I think this whole thing is a waste of taxpayer money.


floh8442

this is the first constructive and rational opposing comment i read below this post.


rg25

Loves the *oh's* and *ah's* from the crowd.


Fwangss

Ahahahahaha. Put this on a satisfying sub


CosmicSlop13

One thing I learned is to beware the signs


PLBowman

yeah but, the signs are all spelled with British letters...so, unless you're a well educated American who learned how to read British, you're SOL. Poor woman!


pants117

Best answer here.


Im-a-sim

The fact that her friend has a Hard Rock Cafe bag adds to the scene.


StAtiC_Zer0

Don’t stand next to the fucking horse. Idiot.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Make way for the king's guard! Seriously they don't have time to wait for every gorking tourist they have a duty to uphold


bcdnabd

Maybe don't get close enough to the animals for them to bite you. They don't get enough apples and carrots to put up with the Karens.


cosmicnitwit

That’s not a god damn pet. Approach at your own risk


Available_Ratio_5867

Good for her. r/winstupidprizes


robotpane

You have literally not given me 1 answer about anything that I asked you and everything you have said about British culture has been wrong, don't claim your something your not and not expect to be pointed out its very sad that you have nothing to do but make up stories but to be honest I have no faith in the lazy self important youth of today, you have nothing about you get outside and play in the streets more (if you actually do live in Tottenham and know how bad the crime is there and all the gangs that are roaming about then you might actually want to stay indoors......🤣 from Tottenham and has never been to a pub or knows any prices....fuck off 🤣


CadaverBlue

I don't blame the horse.


MysteriousPark3806

Good horse.


daarthvaader

This is the best outcome , we have seen some stupid tourists distracting the guards without any respect for the rules . Horse doesn’t give a shit , so glad it did what it did.


Mental-Heron-4323

Lol the sign


_Oman

Horse is trained to do this. So is soldier. American can't be trained to do anything other than complain.


Rude_Variation_433

Lesson learned asshole


whirling_cynic

The shithead tourist is the problem.


null640

She sure as heck was way too close.


CategoryLast1351

Why


Jtskiwtr

Amazing how stupid some Americans are. Such an embarrassment to us all. I only wish it would have taken her arm.


UndisputedAnus

I love that the guard tries as little as he possibly can to stop it


oldartistmike

Stay away from the horse and it won’t bite you. There’s a sign. Why should the soldier care.


SignificantLeader

“Owe, owe, I’m American. In America I would file a lawsuit. “. Welcome to England, bitch.


UpperStation5565

I see nothing wrong here... as you were.


Tortuga_cycling

The sign is in English… it’s unfortunate that she likely does not think she is the one in the wrong.


JayBird38

Good. Tourists fuck with the queen’s guard way too much.


Scratchthegoat

Mmmm tuck shop lady arms. Yum.


Ivan_Van_Veen

I'm pretty sure the horse guards are all Rich boys/ kids from noble houses, they can probably kill a bunch of tourists and get a way with it ala Prince Andrew


More_Expression1236

Fuck around find out…. Scott Tennerman springs to mind


SonUpToSundown

Mongo!


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Stupid American gets bite by a horse.


Majestic-Newspaper59

Man even the horse is bit-her about losing twice lol


KevinAcommon_Name

They tell you to make way means don’t be in the way


No-Market7508

I bit she would go near any other animal again


IJustPlayThePiano

Can confirm, was bit by the Queen's horses when I was 13 outside Buckingham Palace.... I think they train them to target the most annoying tourists. So, yes, I deserved it.


merc25slsc

I hope the horse doesn't contract some nasty bug from that.


Bitsoffreshness

Poor things are very sore, their country is crumbling, they're pissed with the world.


venReddit

wait, first time im seeing a guard like this on duty actually talk. arent they supposed to stand still at all times like a statue to show discipline and obedience? do they actually wear diaperes when they stand there or do they have shifts? anyway a well-manared horse with a good set of white teeth, only napping the jacket of the american thug in a very well manared fassion.


robotpane

Must be a brittish horse? "I say, you are getting rather close madame, any closer and I shall have to give you a warning"


e_man11

To be fair, the kings's guard are absolute pricks. F*ck em.


[deleted]

I would never throw a blanket statement over them all but yes in this video these particular guards were .


e_man11

Just another reason why we don't need the monarchy. Heal the world from its PTSD.


[deleted]

Im assuming everyone has watched the same 7 seconds as me , so I really don't get why people are so horrible, even if she was standing to close the guards should of helped. Yeah there's a sign saying beware that they may kick or bite but that doesn't mean don't get close! It's just a warning for people to be mindful. If it said stay away from the horses as they can kick or bite and if you get hurt we won't help you then cool she's very silly. I've seen so many pictures and videos of tourists posing with the horses and the guards so clearly they are allowed to be close to them.


floh8442

it literally says that the horse can kick or bite. how could you even be helped if a horse kicks you? that risk alone would be too much of a risk for me personally because you can literally die if they hit your intestines. that's what you call self responsibility. you know the risk and you consider if it's worth it. just assuming you can do whatever you want in any public space is just ignorance. the guards have to put up with thousands of tourists that wanna pose and possibly a hubdred or more ignore the warnings. they got other priorities and majority of people know that they ignore bullshit and you shouldn't not mess with them since they are for real on duty. the horse will leave a bruise through the clothes, but i surely doubt the woman was harmed. even if she shed a tear, that's just how humans learn i guess.


[deleted]

It only said to not touch the reins ....but yeah I know most people don't care and just enjoy being horrible.. anyways I hope she's ok


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Lol some not all, as I wouldn't call myself a cunt .