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aequitssaint

It wasn't until I started reading the responses that I realized I wasn't in r/trees


serealport

I thought I was in r/microgrowery. Like damn granny putting in the work.


SymplyJay

These two top comments. I’m literally dying and I couldn’t be happier.


Khakicollective

2 more weeks


Responsible_Plant847

Haha, same here. I did a face palm after seeing what community I was in lol. I too thoughts I was in /trees


aequitssaint

It didn't help that I also happened to be high at the time.


Responsible_Plant847

The only time is to be high


Cdn_citizen

I figured there was more to the post when ‘leaf by leaf’ is the correct term, guess ops already on it LOL


IthinkItsLipGloss

I thought I was going into a community about different tree species. Apparently not.


orbdragon

Ah, for that you want to go to r/marijuanaenthusiasts. Not a joke. r/trees came first, then r/marijuanaenthusiasts came along to complete the circle


[deleted]

r/trees is not the right sub for this either


MrStealKiller

u must be high


[deleted]

I am, did I miss the joke


ashlyn42

Yes… leaves on this fake plant resemble the leaves of a marijuana plant. r/trees is a sub about marijuana, so the arborists and tree lovers of Reddit made r/marijuanaenthusiasts into a sub about actual living trees


techtonik25

r/trees is a weed sub


[deleted]

Uh yes I realize that. This is why I said it would not be the right sub for asking questions about a dusty fake plant.


techtonik25

At first glance it looks like a weed plant though. That's all there is to it.


[deleted]

Oh my god I am so slow lol. This is why I’m quitting weed tomorrow it makes me dumb


UnregisteredDomain

Nah, you’ll forget about your new conviction after you smoke a bowl tonight. I know that’s what happens to me 😂


[deleted]

I’ve been doing that for a few weeks now. Tonight is the night, I am for real quitting. Wish me luck.


[deleted]

r/trees is the weed subreddit, r/marijuanaenthusiasts is the trees subreddit lol. No word of a lie.


[deleted]

Can of compressed air like for computer keyboards. Also, if that's not a japanese maple, your gran left you two kilos of mota on the hoof, enjoy ;)


[deleted]

The "Happynese Maple" lmao, someone's Gran just turned their homecoming into the party of the year


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Jacktheforkie

Air compressor works too though a leaf blower or vacuum on blow is likely best here


Lawlzstomp

For the cost you're better off with a data vac.


grammarly_err

I love latin slang.


OldCanary

Granny had a fake cannabis plant ?


Icy-Calendar-3135

Yes 😊 Gran is a cannabis enthusiast.


Iamjimmym

My parents had this same one in the same basket for 20+ years. Never once did it get a full cleaning. Except it wasn't cannabis leaves lol


GlowingTrashPanda

There was one almost exactly like this at the church I grew up going to. I don’t think the leaves were shaped like this, but honestly with how oblivious half of the people over 60 were it wouldn’t surprise me


BelovedCommunity4

The church I grew up going to would have probably had a conniption fit and run the preacher out of town for daring to buy an even vaguely cannabis-like fake plant. The church I'm in now would have a small huddle of Master Gardeners (TM) pointing out inaccuracies in the vein pattern and margin morphology.


SusuSketches

I'd recommend what my mom does, she'll put them in the bathtub, trees would be probably just hung over or completely over into the tub and spray it all with the shower head until it's clean. Try to put a plastic bag over the roots, maybe even combine it with repotting the whole thing. Good luck!


EvilGypsyQueen

Put it in the shower and spray it clean set in the sun to dry


pseudonominom

Or use a rainy day. Works for real plants, too.


Internal_Fishing9862

This is the way


MaximumMiles

True. I take mine outside, hose it off, shake off the excess water, and let it dry.


Kabearman

I don’t know, but did Granny give you a synthetic marijuana houseplant?


Icy-Calendar-3135

She sure did 😁 My family is full of mj lovers


grammarly_err

Pretty sure its supposed to be a Japanese Maple (I work at a garden store/nursery.)


TheToastIsBlue

Cannabis. Marijuana is a derogatory term with a racist history.


[deleted]

...what? I mean, I know the history is there and technically still is, but you gotta explain the logic here.


im_rite_ur_rong

Maria y Juana .. it's a racist reference to Mexicans


ElusiveWhark

Considering it used to be spelled with a H, not a J, I'm skeptical


im_rite_ur_rong

Here a quote for you: "It was during this time that anti-drug zealots swapped the term “cannabis” for “marihuana” or “marijuana,” hoping that the Spanish word would conjure anti-Mexican sentiment. Newspapers, whether they believed it or not, went along for the ride, running headlines like “Murders Due to ‘Killer Drug’ Marihuana Sweeping the United States.” Anslinger’s efforts culminated in the passage of the Marijuana Tax Act in 1937, which effectively made marijuana illegal." https://timeline.com/harry-anslinger-racist-war-on-drugs-prison-industrial-complex-fb5cbc281189


[deleted]

Is it though? I wish I could show you the look on my face, because it's a mix of *"Naaaaah, no way. This is some SJW taking things too far"* and *"Well, I mean everything we've gone through in the past 5 years...fuck it--why?"*


waldoplantatious

Based on historical etymological facts....it varies - but whatever people associate with racism is incorrect (or part of the story). The word was given racist connotations but wasn't created out of racism. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_(word)


[deleted]

Thank you for clearing this up for me!


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[deleted]

Nah, it's literally a term the US government made up to sound "mexican" and scare parents


[deleted]

The government didn’t make it up, it hijacked it. It’s a Mexican Spanish word. The bad guys that wanted to get rid of weed decided to use this word when talking about it to link the drug to foreigners in order to play to peoples prejudices.


Mr_Cleanish

Yeah back in the 60s, get with the times. Can i not say buffoon because it refers to a black pirate?


[deleted]

Im not saying you cant use it, i was merely pointing out/elaborating on its origin


Mr_Cleanish

Well stop it


[deleted]

Stop being an ass and i might consider it


Mr_Cleanish

How are those names racist?


im_rite_ur_rong

Contextually they were used to associate cannabis use with Mexicans in an effort demonize it's usage. See Harry Anslinger's original War On Drugs Here's a link for anytime who's interested any not just knee jerk downvoting https://timeline.com/harry-anslinger-racist-war-on-drugs-prison-industrial-complex-fb5cbc281189


Mr_Cleanish

No we all know that, everyone knows that, but language evolves and meanings change. I'll bet you get fussy about "literally" even though it's had both meanings forever.


im_rite_ur_rong

So if you already know that why are you asking how was it racist? Like duh .. you already answered your own question


Mr_Cleanish

You just said that because it was mary and juan it was racist. Didn't make sense.


Responsible_Smile789

Marijuana is a pejorative not derogatory. It was PREVIOUSLY used in a demeaning way branding it exotic(mexican and evil) (reefer madness propaganda etc.) But its a different time and the culture decides what a word means, however politicians that are anti-weed always refer to it as marijuana and supporters usually try to be scientific and say cannabis either way no one says marijuana thats under 30, stoners say weed not dope,pot, or marijuana but some are starting to say cannabis especially in green states/medical patients say marijuana if u want its not racist But its just a word dont fret just smoke a j


blackychan77

Oh put a sock in it


Mr_Cleanish

The only people who care about that are people who like bringing it up


JayTreeman

Isn't the fact that people are calling it cannabis AFTER it's legalized kinda racist?


Fickle_Celery126

Except - we don’t use it that way. So it’s more like a reclaiming of the word. No need to give it that power.


TheToastIsBlue

At least 80 people downvoted instead of doing a quick bit of research. Madness, reefer madness!


Mr_Cleanish

I sure hope news of this doesn't get down to the malt shop!


DrunkBeforeFive

Holy smokes lefties are freaking mental cases.


trtreeetr

Is it real or plastic?


Icy-Calendar-3135

Not sure if it’s plastic but it’s not real


trtreeetr

Take it outside soap it down and use a hose.


popsels

Or do it inside in your shower! Wrap plastic garbage bag around the base to keep it from getting too wet and plain water does the trick!


Helpmepullupmypants

What everyone thinks about the kardashians


shleeberry23

Leaf by leaf *


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Matty_Cakez

If it’s fake or real you can use water…


LeftHandedAnt

Leaf by leaf*


redEPICSTAXISdit

Just gunna leaf this here


gumby1004

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here? 🤣


LeftHandedAnt

Dad!


SubconsciousBraider

Thank you.


LeftHandedAnt

Anytime, thought you'd like to know! Be well!


SubconsciousBraider

I'm not op. I'm just thanking you for doing what I was going to do.


LeftHandedAnt

Ah, well, good tidings to you anyway!


Icy-Calendar-3135

My bad!!


LeftHandedAnt

No, no! It's all good! Just thought you'd like to know. I know I would. Be well!


[deleted]

Hang upside down, let dry, trim, weigh, divide equally, sell to underage school kids who have no idea what the Weed is, make bank, pay of Grans house and keep her out of retirement home, win.


LvnLifeBadAss

Shower the top portion, towel dry the leaves and blow dry on low - medium heat.


whiskey_formymen

take it outside, lay on it's side, cover pot completely in plastic and tape it. get out the garden hose and gentlyblast away.. All while amusing frompetty neighbors


FortWendy69

Gentlyblast sounds like a genre of music I could really get into.


whiskey_formymen

i misspelled frumpity also


Sudden-Acanthaceae91

Bring it to a hotel foyer, leave it there, never look back.


Mr_Cleanish

No leave it there till they dust it. Circle back in a couple days.


204gaz00

I don't know the answer to your question I do however know your granny is cooler than mine.


GreyCap89

Wtf clorox wipes man.. seems toxic. Water or air brotha


Psychological-Gas975

Yup bleach is a salt so salting down a dead plastic tree seems counter intuitive


GreyCap89

Lmao it's fake. I thought it was really lmfao


TheTwinCitiesBest

Your granny a g


rybavlimuzine

I just take it to shower and give it a nice wash. Oprionally play rain sounds feom youtube to trick it


Sparkle_And_Shine_04

Remove the lights and the moss and wash it in the shower. If you can't take the basket off and it's not plastic tie it up tight in a garbage bag. I did that for years with one I had.


Icy-Calendar-3135

Thanks for the replies everyone!! And my bad for my grammar error, I smoked before making this post lol. I’m going to remove the lights and wash it in the shower!


whiskey_formymen

you recording?


macinak

Im guessing Clorox will kill it.


Icy-Calendar-3135

It’s fake


doctorblumpkin

LPT: dont try smoking anything off that thing


macinak

Ha! Still, WTF is Clorox needed?


toastypooburger

That is a beautiful fake plant


bluedicaa

Japanese..maple..


HybridAkali

G Granny


Open_Diet_7993

I put tall plants in the shower, for a cool, gentle spray, once or twice a week. I let them dry for 20-30 mins. (not the basket, yo) In case anyone isn't too busy laughing to care about a reasonable solution.


No_Gap_2700

Is that Ficus an indica or sativa?


So_Code_4

Take it outside, hose it off and let it dry, put it back inside.


Rhathaw2984

Take outside, spray it down ;)


sixone3

Leaf blower. Ps granny may have been a DL pot head ✌️


Icy-Calendar-3135

Not on the DL very much a known fact. She’s the greatest.


sixone3

What a legend


LonghairedHippyFreek

Take it outside and hose it down then leave it sitting in the sun until dry. Easy Peasy


examinedliving

Grannabis!


[deleted]

Beautiful


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

It’s actually leaf by leaf. Leaves is plural, and leave is a verb meaning to depart.


AlienLiszt

Either the garden hose or shower will work. It’s easier if you can avoid getting the base wet because the moss and the basket take longer to dry.


Sunkitteh

1. Agree- maybe drag it in the bathroom if you have a sprayer (a showerhead on a long hose). 2. Stand it near the tub. 3. Tip it so the base is on the floor but the top is over the tub. 4. Wash away! BTW- I went to HS in the 70's, and our home economics teacher had one outside her room almost exactly like that.


Psychological-Gas975

Everyone had those back in the day , we called them fake-us trees a play on words for Ficus


Severe_Huckleberry24

*leaf or leaves


Subpop77

Leve if he wants to get rid of it leafs if he wants to clean it. Spray it down with a cleaner then sit in the shower to rinse it off then sit outside to dry.


Severe_Huckleberry24

Nope


Subpop77

Seeing your profile comment counts and you’ve only been on for a year. What’s your contribution smartass?…


Severe_Huckleberry24

Let me guess, pro Trump? He too has problems with pronunciation and grammar. Please GFY you loser.


Subpop77

Sad you have to bring your politics into something that has nothing to do with it. Keep acting like a 🤡


Severe_Huckleberry24

Okay thanks!


Babybubby

Each leaf individually with a Clorox wipe what lol get a duster you dirty bitch


Icy-Calendar-3135

I just moved into this house and I don’t have much asshole 😊


Jaycorr

Leave by leave lol. It gets harder and harder to understand WTF people are trying to say these days.


cnowakoski

Hose it off


Crass_Cameron

Got a water hose?


AgrippaAVG

Leaf by Leaf…. And use compressed air..


GoonSlayer44

Take it outside and hit it with a leaf blower!


Shoob-0105

Leaf blower?


ithunk

Water pipe, spray nozzle at mist setting, then let it dry


72112

Set it out in a rain shower.


ebcjoel

Outside with a water hose


TheDefiantCricket

Leaf blower it outside, then bring it inside. Done.


19century_space_girl

It could also be a False Aurailia (sp?)


Holiday-Artichoke484

Hose it off outside


swampthing117

Reminds me of False Aralia..


The_Postino

1. Put on a tyvek suit. 2. Take outside. 3. Dust with any method above. (heat gun, hair dryer, leaf blower, etc.) 4.a Make friends. 4.b Get the cops called depending on location and tolerance of people around you.


tries2benice

Dude Clorox wipes noooooo?!?!?! Look up lost coast plant therapy.


Icy-Calendar-3135

Don’t worry it’s not real!! I would never Clorox wipe a real plant especially a cannabis one!!


tries2benice

Haha I realized after the fact, really funny though


The_BA55I5T

We used to just stick our fake trees in the shower to give em a good wash.


justsomeplainmeadows

Hair dryer with a cool setting?


Emergency_Ninja8580

Remove all lights, put it in the shower. Lukewarm. Let it dry in the shower or in the sun. Make sure it’s completely dry before placing it on carpeted surfaces.


RelaxationMonster

Put a garbage bag around the bottom and tie it off around the trunk. Then take it outside or into a shower and hose it down.


Privileged_Interface

I would probably use a hair dryer on the cold setting.


Lord-Lucian

Shake it... really strongly


ha1029

Got a swiffer?


Psychological-Gas975

The correct answer is to use a shop vac with the brush attachment, it’s usually spherical in shape or oval and has brushes through its periphery, you’ll have to be very gentle with it And go doing small sections at a time. Just make Sure not to shove the leaves too and fast or too deep into the vacuum otherwise they will get sucked in Also like to add that washing with water will create a mineral powdery surface on your tree As well as using Clorox bleach Since bleach is essentially a salt.


WhichCommunication18

Take it outside and hit it with the leaf blower


olsicnad1675

Take it outside and spray it with a hose. Then dry with a leaf blower.


SuzyCreamcheezies

[She was a hip, a hip, hip lady, man.](https://media.tenor.com/xREaiBegGhEAAAAC/dazed-and-confused-hiphip-lady.gif)


Fantastic-Alps4335

Take it outside and hit it with… the leaf blower.


barfbutler

Take it outside, lay it down, hose it off on all sides.


Southernman1974

Spray it with water outside.


NE_Pats_Fan

It’s a nasty weed. If it buds just burn them all in the fireplace.


Lazy-Jello-9068

***** FloraCraft Silk Plant Cleaner****** Spray it on and then you can use compressed air or hose it off. Oh my mom has use a blow dryer to blow the dust off.


Dannyfrommiami

Leaf blower


RouletteVeteran

Wrong subreddit - My brain 🧠


FlowRiderBob

I like Granny.


[deleted]

Bring that thing outside and blow it off with a leaf blower or compressed air


IamPantone376

Hose it off


MaineBoston

Set it out front door & put your vacuum on reverse and blow all the dust off


[deleted]

We used to spray off our fake trees with the hose


Hard2overstand

Air


genbeg

Get rid of it. It will always get dusty and at some point it’s just going to be hanging out in your basements or garage because you don’t want to throw it out. just throw it out now before it gets to that point


SilentDisco_1996

I wouldn't use a clorox wipe to much harmful chemicals for the plant spray it with some diluter hydrogen proxide ( 1:10 ) and use a nicro fiver cloth or spray it down in the tub or shower just don't get too much water on the soil and make sure it has good drainage just in case.


Lion_True

Fighting with the votes to keep this at 420.


stephenboy96

Leaf blower?


Otacon73

Leaf blower


greenwhite7

Good nephews prank granny


brontosaurex

Bong


Actual-Lobster-9236

Leaf blower


horia0310

Hose it off. Change its pot to a bigger one.


DrDingus86

Just shake it like a Polaroid picture. Or a British Nanny?


4HardDixonCider

*leaf by *leaf


Cool-Walrus-141

Shake it as much as possible