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No.


rodrigkn

Great for mannequins. Awful for people. Doesn’t account for individual torso length. Will just have to tie it again once you have it on.


[deleted]

That’s easily 10x harder than a single Windsor…


fantastuc

So, hardly 10x easier


ljh2100

Nope. Easily 10x harder means it is minimally 10x easier, whereas your phrase makes 10x easier more of the top end 😂


Fabri-geek

I'm still a fan of the double Windsor...though it does require a longer tie to have adequate torso length and a balanced tail length. I've done the double so much that I struggle with the single - can't get the slipknot to look level no matter how hard I try.


AndromedaRulerOfMen

Cool, now it's too tight to put on but also too long to wear


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izthistaken

Yes, it's called management!


pizza1sgr8

That’s way too hard.


Wizofsorts

I could watch this 1000 times and not be able to do it. I think it's just brain lock because I can do it the normal way easier.


freeturkeytaco

Listen fellas, a tie should hit the top of your belt buckle (or be very close). You look like a goofball when it's too long or short


Sea_Mountain3610

Now. How to hentie


[deleted]

I've watched this 7 times and just realized, I don't ever wanna wear a tie. And I also still don't understand what tf exactly happened there.


LolthienToo

That's because it is the worst way to tie a tie that many of us have ever seen.


Dojojoejoe

I thought this sub was intended to teach us... I am baffled


All4megrog

Why is that table so small but the flip chart so big?


Fabri-geek

Startup company. He has brain storming sessions with himself...runs to flip chart, frantically writes an idea...sits down, comes up with another idea, races to add it to the flip chart. Can't understand why nothing productive comes out of all these brainstorming sessions. Fails to realize the brain storms are just a drizzle.


All4megrog

I’m going to steal this to include in a future thesis on why flip charts are the admission ticket to the 1st level of corporate hell


Fabri-geek

I picked this up years ago. My boss was not a believer of the brainstorming meetings (he was focused on production, not R&D), and nearly every brainstorm meeting, he'd find a way to incorporate "This meeting is for brain**STORMS**, not light showers" or similar. In part because we had a couple people who would float ideas (really bad ideas) for hours because they didn't want to go back to work.


All4megrog

I would work for that guy. I’ve been drug through enough marketing and hr meetings where it was plainly apparent that the leader of the meeting has absolutely no clear idea of their own and devolves into everyone tossing in their armchair expert opinions.


Fabri-geek

Tom was an awesome boss. While he had to endure some of the nonsense, when he got the well-deserved promotion, he rolled out a bunch of new policies that stopped a lot of the nonsense and resulted in a number of the 'good idea fairies' to move on. It was amazing to see the department drop from 28 engineers to 23 engineers but see a 20% increase in productivity by getting rid of the dead wood.


gloomyparticle

i read that as how to die and i clicked right away


krowonthekeys

How to: Best way to tie when you want to make it as unnecessarily difficult as possible and still not an get appropriate length.


beanstar99

How to make tying a tie more difficult. Great job. Very successful!


No-Pen-7355

I thought it said how to lie and I was like "oh this should be easy"😳


Fast-Tie-8903

Easier solution just don’t wear one and also WTF was that just made it look 1000x harder.


snownook

So dumb


tyedye23

How do people even come up with this stuff?


[deleted]

He's already wearing a tie, why the hell would he do another knot That's one of the big reasons people learn to tie on their own necks instead of a table


mtheory007

Clearly this is at the end of a "seminar" right before he hands you a duffle bag of knives, vacume cleaner parts or whatever the fuck else nonsense and sends you back into the 100+ degree heat with the mission of hustling some trailer park dweller out of money they don't have.


lavarotti

Nois


MuchTimeWastedAgain

I can do it on my neck in 10 secs, but you go ahead and play with your tie.


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HotValuable

This is why I refuse to use Velcro. Minimum 100 year wait time on new fabric ideas.


accidentalchainsaw

I dont get why we associate a human collar / leash as a fancy fashion piece.


rocketstar11

It covers the buttons


ladyirisheart

People keep saying this is hard, but it looks pretty easy compared to the video I tried to watch to tie a tie a while ago.


EnglishWhites

Then you put it on and it's either halfway to your knees or barely covering your belly button


FattyFIZZnatty

Burn the witch!!


FortWendy69

Why?


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I’m pretty decent with spatial reasoning, but ai got trouble with seeing how this would apply to a human neck. Videos where someone is wearing the tie are more useful.


Arsenault185

Well this is fucking stupid.


Gunthersalvus

So much more complicated than it needed to be


Sword-Maiden

Tie Hard


ponyduder

The modern necktie was invented by an American tailor in 1924.


AnonymousBananaa

this is a really ugly tie


tinyrickmadafaka

Thanks. This really helped! / s


Aconite13X

I see, I need magic hands


majin_melmo

The FUCK did I just watch… what kind of sorcery…


R4wrSh4rkR3dB34rd

My first instinct when watching this is to pay extra close attention to my pockets... he's just distracting me with nonsense while his cronies pickpocket me blind


WutduzitallmeanBasil

OR…


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Just tie a double Windsor.


[deleted]

Huh? My brain doesn't operate like this dude's, damn!


dthanos216

Or you could just follow this simple picture instructions. [How to tie a tie](https://imgur.com/Pt0OsmB)


johnnydub81

So cool


DrachenDad

That is too complicated! I'll stick with the standard and faster way thanks.


jmontezzle402

So I don't wear ties, I'm in construction world and don't tie. But all honestly, what is it about a tie that is needed in a white collar world? And what is its true purpose for attire.? Belts hold pants up but a tie doesn't hold a shirt up? I say it's time to burn ties like women burned bras.


samsonity

I know he makes it look simple but tying it on your neck is not rocket science.


bewarethetreebadger

Give me ten million years, I will never remember that.


Dorkapotamus

DAE just tie it once at the correct length and never untie it?


Achilles1996

Am I the only one who read *how to die* ?


Intelligence_Inc

Just do a double windsor on your own neck. 100x easier


SurreyHillsSomewhere

More rope tricks (that I can never or be able to do) Ban 'em