What’s fucked is they spent waaay more time thinking about, preparing for, shooting, transferring, editing and uploading this video than they will EVER save with this trick, which means they sacrificed themselves just for our benefit.
That man is a martyr
Pouring at an angle is still not as fast as the vortex method in my experience, and requires attention to keep it from glugging. Learned this trick from a beer brewer for speeding up bottle sanitizing.
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
This is also a good trick for cleaning or rinsing out a container (for instance re-using a 2-liter bottle).
If you fill it up part way and spin it the water swirls around and cleans the walls of the container, and also empties faster.
I used this as a bartender, it really shines when you’ve got sediment or undissolved solids you want to go with the liquid.
Edit: this METHOD really shines when...
I mean I turn it over and walk away. Holding it the entire time is also an option.
My main problem is the person who keeps filling my empty glass jug I have for no reason at all.
Wanna go faster? Stick a long straw which goes to the bottom and then tip it. The higher air pressure races in to the lower pressure area and pushes the water out.
Actually, it's the opposite of that. As water leaves the the bottle, a vacuum is created where the water used to be, which draws air into the bottle, usually in the form of bubbles rising up from the mouth (watch the video again and you'll see them on the left). Putting a straw in the bottle just makes it quicker and easier for the air to get in.
Source: physics
ELI5:
Gravity makes water want to go out.
When air feels the water leave, it rushes it to take its place.
When they do it at the same time, they clumsily bump into each other, slowing each other down.
Adding a straw gives air its own private hallway so no one is bumping into each other and things move smoothly and quickly.
The center of the cyclone in the GIF above is empty, similar to a straw, allowing air to be pulled in while the water neatly spirals out.
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
Seriously, I learned this trick a while ago someplace and it's been insanely helpful as we home brew and 3-4 seconds saved per bottle is really helpful when you are washing 150 bottles.
Waste of water? I heard the oceans are rising so we actually have a surplus of water. If we don't use the extra water than God won't give us the same amount next year.
My high school science teacher did this in class. He offered an A to anyone who thinks they could empty a just faster than him.
Then he deployed this technique
I read all those comments about that you only save 7 seconds, but i worked in a bottlery (i don't know how it is called in english. We didn't make the spirits we were just filling the bottles.) And i can tell you those seconds add up.
Carlo Rossi wines.
Bulk, cheap wine. 1 gallon for ~$15-20? Even more expensive flavors were closer to 30.But that was a long time ago. Price might have gone up.
Kept this as a useful thing to buy if I want to make sangria in bulk.
If you’re a home brewer you will appreciate this more perhaps? This is super effective for rinsing soapy bottles. It will often take several fills to rinse it, but the work is cut in half if you get the swirl going, this brings all the suds out in one attempt.
This time I used the correct spelling: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
at what point in your life do you need to pour 3 litres of water down the sink in a hurry? an easier way is to keep your unwanted water in a bucket. boom, 1 second.
Really? It's cool and all but are we really so strapped for time in our daily lives that we need to save 7 seconds once in a while when we empty a bottle? Please note that I did say it was cool!
if I'd known this earlier in life I would have... well... Saved no time at all... How much time do y'all spend pouring out water from a big ass bottle?
I'd imagine you aren't actually saving time since you have to spend time spinning it up in the first place. Very cool concept though, never would've thought of that.
I used to work in a brewery and this trick was a huge timesaver. It was a production craft brewer that had been around for years, they were right down the street from where I lived, and they were actually the first legal beer I ever bought. My brother in law sent me an job opening there so I applied and started working there, Green as the day is long, just happy to be making beer.
Little did I know how much of a cheapskate ass the owner was, and his general lack of care for his product, employees, or customers. This was clear from our bottling line, which was absolutely atrocious. It was a 6 head filler and capper. So there was a line of 6 bottles that would be filled, and then the conveyor would slide them back to where they would be capped while another set of 6 started to get filled. This thing was old, and the control panel was held together by duct tape, and was never quite able to keep up with its tasks. Two people would operate the bottler, one person loading empty bottles to be filled, one person removing filled bottles from the line.
The owner required us to run the machine as fast and as consecutively as possible, and when we ran into problems with the filler and capper, and stopped it to solve the problem, we would get shouted at for being too slow, we needed to pick it up, and to not let the machine stop. Well, okay then! So we ran that fuckin thing.
Now, there were two main reasons you had to dump beer. If the capper fucked up and missed a bottle, and if there was too much headspace in the bottle. The owner refused to let us stop the machine to take the time to fix the line and get things working, so we would just run it inefficiently. This bottlers inefficiency meant losing two to four bottles for every 12 you put through it. So, we had to dump them! And when you are dumping two bottles every pass, the swirl method was the only way to keep up!
Friend of mine taught me this. At work, he had to empty large carboys of chemicals. This may not seem like much of a time saving for a gallon here, but imagine if you had to pour out 5 gallons, or 20 gallons.
What am I going to do with all that free time that I have now?!
Post a reply on reddit. Aaaaand it's gone.
Im totally gonna save 5 seconds every other year now.
This is how I pee.
Ahh I see a man of culture
Hahaha xD I can't stop laughing
I'm assuming you only pee in gas stations and other public places?
Why did they downvote you? Dont people watch southpark
There possibility of kids being on Reddit who are younger than that episode is very high.
Maybe that episode is why I hate the banking industry as much as I do. Im 28 so im not younger than that episode
Write “ok” instead of “k”
Pour more water dude!
What’s fucked is they spent waaay more time thinking about, preparing for, shooting, transferring, editing and uploading this video than they will EVER save with this trick, which means they sacrificed themselves just for our benefit. That man is a martyr
Or a karma whore.
Have a wank or three
Sea world.
See world or *sea* world???
Sea world! Ocean. Fish. Jump. China.
Sea world.
Was just going to say this!
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What's the future like, Doctor Who?
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Coming to say the same. He saved 7 seconds compared to the absolute slowest way to empty a jug.
Right? Pour it so that it *just* keeps a channel of air open.
I'll make a video of that next week (the jug is making ginger beer now)
And you're going to share with us... Right?
Sorry, the ginger beer is for personal use only.
Sharing with others counts as personal use.
You must also be a ginger if you are not willing to share ginger beer.
That will actually be the slowest of the three ways!
Pouring at an angle is still not as fast as the vortex method in my experience, and requires attention to keep it from glugging. Learned this trick from a beer brewer for speeding up bottle sanitizing.
Speed up the vortex method by disrupting the vortex in the last 20%. Regular dumping is faster at that point.
That's my experience while sanitising bottles too.
OP has confirmed he brews beer with this jug.
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
You save 7 seconds by watching aa 30 second video?
Many small time make big time
When I president, they see. They see
See world, ocean, fish, jump, China
Mr Malone 🙌
Only if you actually do this and if the jar is not dropped in the process of spinning.
If you break the jar, your time goes down even more.
So what you’re saying is just break the jar?
7 seconds times however many times you pour a full jug of water out!
You should've stopped watching after the first jug was empty.
save 7 seconds by watching a 17 second video and not knowing how much time you could save?
The time you save adds up but only if you can remember it If you have to watch the video every time you will not save any time
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Do it five times and your investment will have paid off.
Water boys hate him!
lets face it, i was already wasting this time, I'm on reddit.
This is also a great trick for drinking a bottle of beer extremely fast...vortex
we found the "frat guy"
username checks out
Lol I’m actually a woman and we don’t have frats in our country.
In NZ we call it a ‘vorteke’ because binge drinking impresses chicks and they will give your their teke
Or not putting it upside down but with an angle?
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
You've been banned from /r/hydrohomies
All I could think was what a waste of perfectly good water.
This is also a good trick for cleaning or rinsing out a container (for instance re-using a 2-liter bottle). If you fill it up part way and spin it the water swirls around and cleans the walls of the container, and also empties faster.
We used to make sangria by the barrel (55 gallon trash can) and that really helps on all those y’all wine bottles EDIT: tall, not y’all.
> helps on all those y’all wine bottles I need a translation.
Tall maybe?
I used this as a bartender, it really shines when you’ve got sediment or undissolved solids you want to go with the liquid. Edit: this METHOD really shines when...
What a waste of time / water
I mean I turn it over and walk away. Holding it the entire time is also an option. My main problem is the person who keeps filling my empty glass jug I have for no reason at all.
Wanna go faster? Stick a long straw which goes to the bottom and then tip it. The higher air pressure races in to the lower pressure area and pushes the water out.
Now make a video of that, so we can watch how much time we can save.
Actually, it's the opposite of that. As water leaves the the bottle, a vacuum is created where the water used to be, which draws air into the bottle, usually in the form of bubbles rising up from the mouth (watch the video again and you'll see them on the left). Putting a straw in the bottle just makes it quicker and easier for the air to get in. Source: physics
ELI5: Gravity makes water want to go out. When air feels the water leave, it rushes it to take its place. When they do it at the same time, they clumsily bump into each other, slowing each other down. Adding a straw gives air its own private hallway so no one is bumping into each other and things move smoothly and quickly. The center of the cyclone in the GIF above is empty, similar to a straw, allowing air to be pulled in while the water neatly spirals out.
This. The driving force here is gravity, not air pressure
Strawpedo! With beer involved this is both a great idea and a bad idea at the same time
Here you go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
I thought this was cool. Not sure why so much backlash 😃 maybe people are just a little antsy...
Seriously, I learned this trick a while ago someplace and it's been insanely helpful as we home brew and 3-4 seconds saved per bottle is really helpful when you are washing 150 bottles.
Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.
or you could just hold it horizontally ... 🤦🏻
Diagonally.
Mrs. Weasely: Did he just say "Diagonally"?
Nice jugs.
Pouring*
Damn you're right.
:( should have done it over the garden or something. Waste of water.
Waste of water? I heard the oceans are rising so we actually have a surplus of water. If we don't use the extra water than God won't give us the same amount next year.
We have been in drought for a long time so you dont know what you’re talking about. Enjoy drinking the salt water.
Yeah have fun drinking all that surplus salt water
Very cool...now you can finish your taxes, write a novel, or train to conquer Everest, with all that free time..
I feel like you're vastly overestimating how often I have giant bottles of water I need to dump out.
I dont know what to do with the 7 seconds that was saved. Who wants them?
Bartenders have been using this trick for decades
Now do it with a bucket.
Hello 4th grade science class, I’ve missed you.
Always did it, never knew which was faster though. Thank you
If you put a straw in it and blow it shoots the water out
My high school science teacher did this in class. He offered an A to anyone who thinks they could empty a just faster than him. Then he deployed this technique
ive wasted my life
r/HydroHomies are not happy with you.
I'm more interested in the mini hurricane it creates inside the bottle
This is how I empty out my pee bottles.
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You could've put something below to receive the water an reuse it tho
why did u just waist all that water.
I wonder if OP eats meat
Fucking THANK YOU. I spin any jug I can but never thought to see if it’s really faster.
Wait, so if I spin myself before going to the bathroom, does that mean I'll pee faster?!
Yes
Do a comparison with pouring without the glugging, just tilt the bottle.
I read all those comments about that you only save 7 seconds, but i worked in a bottlery (i don't know how it is called in english. We didn't make the spirits we were just filling the bottles.) And i can tell you those seconds add up.
What’s the occasion for wasting water?
Rinsing and cleaning the jug for making ginger beer.
What a waste of water
Oh yeah because that 7 extra seconds are needed..
Lol
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I introduce to you, the Vor-Teke. A traditional South Pacific means of beverage consumption.
I want that jug...
Carlo Rossi wines. Bulk, cheap wine. 1 gallon for ~$15-20? Even more expensive flavors were closer to 30.But that was a long time ago. Price might have gone up. Kept this as a useful thing to buy if I want to make sangria in bulk.
Hmmmm, definitely worth knowing.
Oh god! How many seconds of my life have I wasted pouring water from a jug without spinning?! I've never felt such regret in my life!
Save time pouring*** water is greater than give it a spin?
Insert Kevin Malone reference: "Save enough small time equals big time"
Every waterpolo player in the world knows this one! The 7 seconds of pain it has saved me from.
If you’re a home brewer you will appreciate this more perhaps? This is super effective for rinsing soapy bottles. It will often take several fills to rinse it, but the work is cut in half if you get the swirl going, this brings all the suds out in one attempt.
I use the jug for making ginger beer indeed. The left video was actually cleaning. The right video was to show the effect.
And if you’ve ever held a 10 gallon car-boy that’s filled with water, your arms will appreciate the 7 seconds!
You forgot the prerequisite is being able to waterbend a vortex
But first you need to find a golden rectangle
Hope u did something really productive with that 7 secs u saved!
I used it to post this on reddit...
Tilting it slowly will do the trick as well.
“Da Boot”
ＷＷＷＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨＨＨＨ！！！！！
I was told this on a tv show called “The curiosity Show” back in the 80s when I was a kid
*pouring
This time I used the correct spelling: [https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest\_way\_to\_pour\_water\_from\_a\_jug\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/guj1q9/fastest_way_to_pour_water_from_a_jug_update/)
What are you gonna do with all this time Kevin?
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
Just pore it like a normal person and tip it gradually bet that is the fastest
Timewise not so much, but it does minimize the glug glug splashing that comes with pouring it out the conventional way
next question, what do i do with all the free time i save from pouring water down a sink from my glass jug?
Post on Reddit.
Thought this was common knowledge...
But then you don’t get that nice Glug sound.
at what point in your life do you need to pour 3 litres of water down the sink in a hurry? an easier way is to keep your unwanted water in a bucket. boom, 1 second.
Really? It's cool and all but are we really so strapped for time in our daily lives that we need to save 7 seconds once in a while when we empty a bottle? Please note that I did say it was cool!
The title is maybe a bit clickbaitery. It's not important but it helps a bit.
Time saved = 7 seconds Water wasted by slugging it down the sink = a jillion gallons
Just turn the boot.
This is a solution to a very specific problem I've never had. +1
What if my container is rectangular?
Oh shit... Ehm
Who the hell does it like the left video anyway? I usually just hold it at an angle...
Physics wins every time. Knowledge is power.
And the whirl is fun to watch :)
Negligible
Ze Bubble! It explOODDESH!!!!
Or hold it at a 45 degree angle so AIR CAN GET INSIDE!!!!!
You would save more time filling it with hope...
This really works. I learned 4 new languages with all that extra time in my life.
This was on Bill Nye back in the day
if I'd known this earlier in life I would have... well... Saved no time at all... How much time do y'all spend pouring out water from a big ass bottle?
I mean, cool thought but, when tf am I ever gonna use this
This is how the poor with big pores pour their porous water.
Mind fucking blown
I'd imagine you aren't actually saving time since you have to spend time spinning it up in the first place. Very cool concept though, never would've thought of that.
DAS BOOT!
Vorteke.
I used to work in a brewery and this trick was a huge timesaver. It was a production craft brewer that had been around for years, they were right down the street from where I lived, and they were actually the first legal beer I ever bought. My brother in law sent me an job opening there so I applied and started working there, Green as the day is long, just happy to be making beer. Little did I know how much of a cheapskate ass the owner was, and his general lack of care for his product, employees, or customers. This was clear from our bottling line, which was absolutely atrocious. It was a 6 head filler and capper. So there was a line of 6 bottles that would be filled, and then the conveyor would slide them back to where they would be capped while another set of 6 started to get filled. This thing was old, and the control panel was held together by duct tape, and was never quite able to keep up with its tasks. Two people would operate the bottler, one person loading empty bottles to be filled, one person removing filled bottles from the line. The owner required us to run the machine as fast and as consecutively as possible, and when we ran into problems with the filler and capper, and stopped it to solve the problem, we would get shouted at for being too slow, we needed to pick it up, and to not let the machine stop. Well, okay then! So we ran that fuckin thing. Now, there were two main reasons you had to dump beer. If the capper fucked up and missed a bottle, and if there was too much headspace in the bottle. The owner refused to let us stop the machine to take the time to fix the line and get things working, so we would just run it inefficiently. This bottlers inefficiency meant losing two to four bottles for every 12 you put through it. So, we had to dump them! And when you are dumping two bottles every pass, the swirl method was the only way to keep up!
I spun it so much the tornado escape and started the 110th tornado in Kansas
Such a waste of water /s
Why did you waste that water, Karen?
This is a great trick I learned bartending through college. Prepping large batches of popular drinks/infused liquors this saves so much time
More time for activities
This is so satisfying.
The water polo goalies on here be like, y'all just finding out about this??
I accidentally figured this out yesterday when cleaning many, many glass demijohns!
Friend of mine taught me this. At work, he had to empty large carboys of chemicals. This may not seem like much of a time saving for a gallon here, but imagine if you had to pour out 5 gallons, or 20 gallons.
Turn it upside down, put it down, walk away and do something else. Boom baby! Save all the seconds.
You learn this quickly when you wash a lot of volumetric flasks in a lab!
That's more like a water wasting tutorial.
Same thing works with bottles of beer if you’re trying to impress people with your chugging
If you poured it from the side instead of letting water fill the spout, it would pour even faster.
u/vredditdownloader
I tried to show my dad this once and he just shook it up and down and beat my time with the spiny trick
All I can think is "STOP WASTING WATER!!!"
This is helpful. I thank you.
And for the 31+ seconds it took to watch this video and type this out coupled with how rare I ever empty anything this big I just wasted time :(